words in movies
Monica: No! But I know exactly what Im going to say.
Chandler: Do you happen to know what Im going to say?
Monica: (handing him a pad of paper and a pen) Lets just do it right now. Okay? It wont be hard. Just say whats in your heart. (She goes back, sits down, and starts feverishly writing.)
Chandler: (watching in her) (in his head) Look at her go! She must love me more than I love her! Whats wrong with me? Ooh, dont open that door.
Joey: All right, uh (To Ross) Oh hey, youve done this before Ross, well what did you say when you made up your vows?
Chandler: Im so pathetic! Monica knows what she wants to say! You shouldve seen her. Writing, writing, writing!
Rachel: Monica what?
Phoebe: What?!
Rachel: What is the emergency?!
Monica: You have to help me! Im supposed to be writing my vows and all I have is this! (Shows them what shes been working on.)
Chandler: Oh, yknow-yknow what, I was looking at it upside down.
Rachel: Well, yknow, sometimes that helps. (She realises what that couldve meant.)
Chandler: (writes what Joey said and waits for him to go on) Yeah?
Chandler: All right. I'll tell you what. When we're 40, if neither one of us are married, what do you say you and I get together and have one?
Monica: What is it? Is there something fundamentally unmarriable about me?
Monica: (Comes up for below the covers and looks concerned.) Do you think he knew I was here? (Chandler quickly looks at Monica not knowing what to say.)
Monica: What?
Chandler: Yknow I was thinking, what if I uh, unpack here?
Chandler: Well, what if all my stuff was here?
Chandler: Okay. What if we lived together and you understand what Im saying?
Chandler: Okay! (He joins her on one knee) Okay! Okay! I'll do it! Oh God, I thought (Starting to cry, pauses) Wait a minute, I-I can do this. (Pause) I thought that it mattered what I said or where I said it. Then I realized the only thing that matters is that you, (Pause) you make me happier than I ever thought I could be. (Starting to cry again.) And if youll let me, I will spend the rest of my life trying to make you feel the same way. (Pause as he gets out the ring.) Monica, will you marry me?
Rachel: Hey, what have you guys been up to?
(Monica quickly dives under the water as Joey enters. He looks a little shocked at what Chandler's doing.)
Monica: (on phone) Awww, y'know what your nickname is, Mr. Big
Rachel: Arghh!! (She quickly hangs up the phone and starts to pace around wondering what to do.)
[Cut to Phoebe in Rosss new apartment looking at Monica and Chandler and what theyre about to do in The One Where Everybody Finds Out.]
Rachel: What?!
Ross: What?! What?!
Joey: Yes, but y'know what? It doesn't matter who knows what. Now, enough of us know that we can just tell them that we know! Then all the lying and the secrets would finally be over!
Phoebe: You're-you're what?!
Ross: (He notices something through the window.) No! No! Wh What are you doing?!! (Dr. Ledbetter is slowly backing away.) GET OFF MY SISTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chandler: Whats going on?
Joey: Yeah, you can get a Volvo. If thats what you really want.
Joey: What? I dont get it.
Chandler: Okay, what do you guys think?
Chandler: What does a Wicked Wango card do?
Theodore: I can't imagine what he sees in her.
<Joey realizes what she's doing>
Ross: Monica, what is the matter with you?
Ross: What?!
Rachel: Ross, whats the big deal? So I kissed the guy!
Chandler: What?!
Joey: All right, what else?
Amy: Oh I was just thinking. You know what would be incredible? If you guys died.
Ross: You have no idea what a nightmare this has been. This is so hard.
Ross: Yknow what?
Rachel: What?!
Monica: Y'know what? You're right Phoebe. You're right. Thank you! (Gets up to find Chandler.)
Amy: no, no, then I would get the baby. I mean you know it would be just like a movie. Like at first I wouldn't know what to do with her, then I would rise to the occasion and and then I would get a makeover and then I'd get married.
Phoebe: What about me? I just found out that Denise is leaving town for a while, I dont have a roommate.
Chandler: Were doomed. Okay, theyre gonna take 50 bucks out of our accounts for the rest of our lives. What are we gonna do?
Ross: What?
Ross: I will, I will. See, I'm waiting for the right moment. (Joey looks at him) What? What, now?
Phoebe: Sure! What?
Amy: Yeah, well you know what I cannot believe. That my so-called sister, gets a 30% discount from Ralph Lauren and I still have to pay retail.
Ross: (puts away his wallet) And what is second prize?
Monica: Wait, now, what am I doing again?
Rachel: Hey-hey-hey thats funny! Your funny Chandler! Your a funny guy! You wanna know what else is really funny?!
Chandler: Sounds good to me... but what would a guy think?
Ross: What? What?
Monica: What?
Monica: What?!!
Gavin: I wasn't checking her out. I'm in fashion, I was looking at her skirt. Or was it pants? I didn't really see what happened below the ass area.
Phoebe: Wait! What?! No!! Elevator!! No!
Rachel: Hey, you guys! Guess what? Barry and Mindy are getting a divorce!
Ross: Yeah but Pottery Barn! Yknow what I think? Its just she-shes weird. Yknow its because shes a twin. Twins are weird.
Joey: And what is his name?
Monica: Okay, I-Im sorry. You and Joey, your both focusing on this uncomfortable thing, what you need to do is to change the subject. Next time you see him try to get him talking about something else.
Ross: Oh what?! Is she gonna cancel on me again?! How can she do this? Doesnt she know its our anniversary?
Janice: What?!
Rachel: Ooh, I just wish we hadnt lost those four months, but if time was what you needed just to gain a little perspective...
Phoebe: What else? What else?
Chandler: What?!
Rachel: What?
Ross: What? Of course you can! Hop on!
Ross: What is that?
Rachel: Dont say, "Oh my God!" Oh my God what?
Chandler: (sees another rack) Well, whats the deal with these? These-these look nice.
Rachel: What?
Joey: Whats the matter now?
Monica: Whats the matter?
Joey: What was the other one Ross?
Rachel: Well what are we going to do?
Monica: Okay! Okay! We can take a hint! (They start to leave but run into Phoebe with her guy in tow.) (To Phoebe) What are you doing here?!
Rachel: What?
Chandler: What?! Its not right! Were not ready to have a kid now!!
Ross: Oh Im, Im making this too hard. Okay, what do you want me to do.
Joey: What is it? Hey!
MNCA: So what. So he drank a lot tonight.
Joey: Rach come on, what?
Rachel: Joey. Honey what would I do without you?
Joey: What are you talking about alone? What about Ross?
Ross: What?
Monica: About what?
Ross: What about Ben?
Chandler: Again, what?!
Chandler: What?! Why does she think that?
Chandler: Well, what did she say?
Joey: Oh God, what the hell am I going to tell him?
Ross: Yeah. Wait a minute. What are you doing here? Joey Tribbiani without a date on Valentines Day? Whats going on, huh? Girl trouble?
Ross: Dad, what are you doing?
Joey: What a bad idea!
Ross: What?
Phoebe: Wait a second! So, whats new with you?
Mr. Geller: What?
Joey: (To Chandler) Dude! What are yoyou trying to kill me?!
Monica: What?
Chandler: Joey, you have to tell her whats going on! And what did it look like?!
(Phoebe mocks what Monica just said. Ross pulls Chandler aside.)
Rachel: Yeah, what did happen?
Ross: Then what did happen?
Ross: What?!
Ross: What?
Phoebe: Hey what are you guys looking at?
Rachel: Im sorry, what?
Phoebe: I cant believe I still dont know what happened to the window in the attic!
Phoebe: Hmm, something bad to tell Rachel Bad news for Rachel, what could that be?!
Chandler: I'll try, but I'm not sure what good it would do, y'know? Because I'm a lot less afraid of commitment than I used to be.
ROSS: You know what, this is ridiculous, ok. This is your birthday, this is your party. I say we just put 'em all together and if they can't deal with it, who cares.
Ross: Sure what kind?
Joey: This is what Ive got going for the party so far, liquor wise. Get a lot of liquor.
Chandler: (not knowing what hes saying yes to) Yes.
Pete: Look, forget the check, okay. (rips up the check) I like you. I think youre great. Come on, what do you say?
Ross: What is the matter with you?!?
Monica: Okay whats up
Monica: What? Who says that?
Monica: Whats going on?
Phoebe: Hi. Um, I want to start with a song thats about that moment when you suddenly realize what life is all about. OK, here we go. (plays a chord, then the lights go out) OK, thank you very much.
Chandler: (sarcastically shocked) Really?! Joe? What would you do if you were in Rosss situation?
Rachel: Yeah. No. And you know what? Nobody even saw!
Chandler: (hears Emma crying) What is wrong with Emma?
Ms. McKenna: What?
Ross: Whoa-whoa-whoa, hey! Now remember what we talked about, you gotta be strong.
Ross: What are you kidding? Its Batmans tux!!
Ross: Yeah thats what she said.