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Monica: No! But I know exactly what Im going to say.
Chandler: Do you happen to know what Im going to say?
Monica: (handing him a pad of paper and a pen) Lets just do it right now. Okay? It wont be hard. Just say whats in your heart. (She goes back, sits down, and starts feverishly writing.)
Chandler: (watching in her) (in his head) Look at her go! She must love me more than I love her! Whats wrong with me? Ooh, dont open that door.
Joey: All right, uh (To Ross) Oh hey, youve done this before Ross, well what did you say when you made up your vows?
Chandler: Im so pathetic! Monica knows what she wants to say! You shouldve seen her. Writing, writing, writing!
Rachel: Monica what?
Phoebe: What?!
Rachel: What is the emergency?!
Monica: You have to help me! Im supposed to be writing my vows and all I have is this! (Shows them what shes been working on.)
Chandler: Oh, yknow-yknow what, I was looking at it upside down.
Rachel: Well, yknow, sometimes that helps. (She realises what that couldve meant.)
Chandler: (writes what Joey said and waits for him to go on) Yeah?
Chandler: All right. I'll tell you what. When we're 40, if neither one of us are married, what do you say you and I get together and have one?
Monica: What is it? Is there something fundamentally unmarriable about me?
Monica: (Comes up for below the covers and looks concerned.) Do you think he knew I was here? (Chandler quickly looks at Monica not knowing what to say.)
Monica: What?
Chandler: Yknow I was thinking, what if I uh, unpack here?
Chandler: Well, what if all my stuff was here?
Chandler: Okay. What if we lived together and you understand what Im saying?
Chandler: Okay! (He joins her on one knee) Okay! Okay! I'll do it! Oh God, I thought (Starting to cry, pauses) Wait a minute, I-I can do this. (Pause) I thought that it mattered what I said or where I said it. Then I realized the only thing that matters is that you, (Pause) you make me happier than I ever thought I could be. (Starting to cry again.) And if youll let me, I will spend the rest of my life trying to make you feel the same way. (Pause as he gets out the ring.) Monica, will you marry me?
Rachel: Hey, what have you guys been up to?
(Monica quickly dives under the water as Joey enters. He looks a little shocked at what Chandler's doing.)
Monica: (on phone) Awww, y'know what your nickname is, Mr. Big
Rachel: Arghh!! (She quickly hangs up the phone and starts to pace around wondering what to do.)
[Cut to Phoebe in Rosss new apartment looking at Monica and Chandler and what theyre about to do in The One Where Everybody Finds Out.]
Rachel: What?!
Ross: What?! What?!
Joey: Yes, but y'know what? It doesn't matter who knows what. Now, enough of us know that we can just tell them that we know! Then all the lying and the secrets would finally be over!
Phoebe: You're-you're what?!
Ross: (He notices something through the window.) No! No! Wh What are you doing?!! (Dr. Ledbetter is slowly backing away.) GET OFF MY SISTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chandler: Whats going on?
Joey: Yeah, you can get a Volvo. If thats what you really want.
Joey: What? I dont get it.
Chandler: Okay, what do you guys think?
Phoebe: Oh, I love you guys too, but Mike got off work early. Wait. Wait, I�m not t�not that kind of girl that just ditches her friends to be with her boyfriend. You know what? I am. Bye guys! (waves to the bar) Judy! Bye.
Rachel: (reading what he wrote again) "Dear Rach, youre a great person. Sorry about your tiney-wienie." (Will laughs.)
Joey/Drake: Oh, what about this one.
RACHEL: What?
Rachel: Wha!? What!? Come on! I found the hardware store all by myself!
ROSS: What?
ROSS: What?
Phoebe: Hang on! Hang on! Hang on! (Answering the phone.) Go!! Whos this? (Listens) Oh okay, youre gonna like working for me. Whats your name? (Listens) What kind of name is Brendy? I Whatever Stop talking! All right, from now on your name is Joan. You can pick your own last name.
DUNCAN: What?
Ross: You'd better hope not because I just read what you put on your page today.
Rachel: No, I know I dont either, but ya know what, its their party, and its just one night. And we dont even have to lie; we just wont say anything. If it comes up again, well just smile. Well nod along.
The Interviewer: (returning) Oh wait! I almost forgot. We have to ask everybody this. Other than Days of Our Lives, whats your favorite soap opera?
PHOEBE: What?
Sandy: It's okay. I get that a lot doing what I do. But I am straight. I-I'm engaged actually.
JULIE: What about Julie?
RACHEL: What?
Chandler: Oh wow! Is that what this all have been about?
ROSS: What, it's not your fault.
Chandler: (To Monica) Wow! Listen, we had a good run. You know, what was it? Four? Five months? I mean, that's more than most people have in a lifetime! So, good-bye, take care, bye-bye then! (He kisses her and starts to climb out the balcony window)
Monica: They could be our neighbors, what are they like?
CHANDLER: What?
Ross: Well, eww. What? Is it a pimple?
[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Rachel and Monica are pretty much telling Chandler what the wedding plans are.]
RACHEL: What?
RACHEL: Maybe that's all we do, what about Julie?
Monica: Good. What made you change your mind?
Frank Sr.: Oh! What about, what about the girls?
Joey: What are you talking about? Bitch.
MONICA: You know what? You're right.
PHOEBE: What when Yeller saves saves the family from the wolf and everyone's happy?
Joey: What is the big deal? (Tastes the breast milk.)
ROSS: What guys? Oh, yeah.
Rachel: What are you doing?! Get in the front!
RACHEL: What party?
Ross: Oh, you-you sure? (She nods yes.) Okay. (To the girl) Okay. So whats uh, whats your name.
Phoebe: I licked my arm, what?
RACHEL: But what about Phoebe?
Monica: Yknow what?! I gotta go! Ugh!
RACHEL: What?
Phoebe: Hey you guys! Look what I just got. (she shows them a pair of slippers)
Monica: How about, youre moving!! (Grabs a bunch of clothes and throws them into a box. What follows is a brief sequence of Rachel unpacking and Monica packing the same stuff over and over again as Rachel chants "No." and Monica chants "Yes.")
Rachel: Sandy, that's exactly what it is...
Janice: I don't know what to say... I mean, you know, obviously we have this... heat between us.
Phoebe: What else?
Rachel: I know. Okay. (Whispering and thinking.) Okay. Okay. All right. All right, this is what were gonna do, we are gonna go to the next highest bidder, and we are just gonna let them buy it, and then youre just gonna pay the difference.
Chandler: Yeah okay. Well, whats the next little bit?
Ross: I I dont know what you are talking about.
Rachel: Yeah, y'know what? I'm-I'm gonna meet you upstairs in a minute.
STEPHANIE: (singing) Smelly cat, smelly cat, what are they feeding you?
The Vendor: So, what are you guys in the market for? Weve got uh, scarves, tulip post cards...
CHANDLER: Alright, I'll tell you what, you call the couch and then, and then we'll call the couch, and we'll see who it comes to.
Ross: Whoa, whoa, whoa. What makes you think we're gonna break up?
JOEY: What?
ROSS: When, when were you... under me? Rach. Rachel do you, I mean, were you, uh. . . What?
All: Oh, sure. Sure, absolutely. (They just stand there, then realise what he means and go to the other end of the room)
GUY: What.
Ross: What? A dog? No! Rachel gets to choose.
Rachel: Barry, I'm sorry... I am so sorry... I know you probably think that this is all about what I said the other day about you making love with your socks on, but it isn't... it isn't, it's about me, and I ju- (She stops talking and dials the phone.) Hi, machine cut me off again... anyway...look, look, I know that some girl is going to be incredibly lucky to become Mrs. Barry Finkel, but it isn't me, it's not me. And not that I have any idea who me is right now, but you just have to give me a chance too... (The maching cuts her off again and she redials.)
Parker: What a beautiful place. What a great night! I have to tell you, being here with all of you in Event Room C I feel so lucky. I think of all the good times that have happened here. The birthdays, the proms, the mitzvahs both bar and bat, but none of them will compare with tonight! My God, I dont want to forget this moment! Its like I want to take a mental picture of you all! Click! (He takes a mental picture of them all.)
CHANDLER: (To Monica) What is he doing?
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, its after Ross and Joeys talk with Frank, and Phoebes is finding out what happened.]
Phoebe: Rachel, what the hell is this?!
Rachel: Monica, what is so amazing? I gave up, like, everything. And for what?
Joey: (on phone) Hey! I do too think about the consequences of my decisions! (Listens) What gives you the right to (Listens) Go to hell! (Hangs up the phone and opens the fridge.) Stupid guy on my phone.
RACH: [hurt] What?
Ross: Ugh, easy for you to say, you already know what your kids names are going to be.
Ross: What am I looking at?
Ross: Wow! Im honored! And yknow what Im gonna do as my first act as your best friend?
Joey: What?! He got to do it at your first wedding!
Rachel: What? What do you mean, "there you are"? Where was she?
Chandler: Quick! What time is it?! (Holds his watch in front of her face.)
JULIE: What?
Rachel: What did you get her? (Joey opens up a rectangular black box and holds up a pen.)
Phoebe: (sings) I can't believe what I'm hearing here...
Joey: Pheebs! (He looks down as he goes down the step to make sure he didnt fall again.) Check it out! (He starts laughing when he realized what he did.)
PHOE: What makes it pilgrim?
Rachel: What?! Wait! What are you talking about?! You love their Kung Pao Chicken!
MONICA: You know what, I think it's cute, you trying to be more like Richard.
Rachel: Monica, number one, I dont think Ben understands the concept of bribery, and number two, I... (Joey starts laughing in the background) (to Joey) What?!
Joey: Yeah! Oh my God! (to Chandler) Is this what its like to be you?
RACH: Well what is it? Let me see.
RACH: What is this? Ross, what is this?
Monica: (still writing) Phyllis sees what Im doing.
PHOE: What?
MNCA: What?
PHOE: What were you thinking?
Chandler: Wow, what a geek. They spent $69.95 on a Wonder Mop.
Rachel (to Steve): Look, you know what, I'm sorry, but did you really think that this was going well? (To Monica.) What's up?
CHAN: What are you doing out there?
RACH: That's what I said.
Frank Jr.: Alright, alright, alright. Remember what we talked about. When we're in a public place, there are certain rules.
MNCA: What?
Ross: Because she's just going to shoot me down. You guys saw what happened with Gunther. That did not look like fun.
RACHEL: What?
Rachel: Joey, you cant let him get away with that. Ya know what, Im not going to let him get away with that. Im going to say something to himNo, I really shouldnt say anythingNo, I should say something to him. (Goes to the counter) Gunther, I want you to give Joey his job back. That is really not fair that you have to fire him
Ross: I don't get it. What do you see in this guy, anyway?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, all six are playing Pictionary at Monica's apartment. Monica is drawing a picture, and the three guys are guessing. She draws what looks like an airplane.]
Rachel: Oh my gosh! Oh wow! Oh, I know what this is! (Shes holding an item with a large suction cup connected to a yellow plastic box, with a long narrow tube and bottle connected the yellow part.) Wait a minute. That cant be right. Is that a beer bong for a baby?
[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is finished telling everyone what happened.]
RACHEL: Now, what exactly is in a cobb salad?