words in movies
Joey: What?! He got to do it at your first wedding!
Joey: (impatiently tapping Chandler on the shoulder) What about me?! You-you just said I could!
Ross: Fine, yknow what, thats it. From now on, Joey, I want you to be my best man.
Monica: What?
Monica: What Phoebe meant to say was umm, how come youre having a party and were not invited?
Joey: Oh-whoa, what party?
Joey: This is what Ive got going for the party so far, liquor wise. Get a lot of liquor.
Ross: Yeah. Tell ya what, lets not invite any of the anthropologists, only the dinosaur dudes!
Chandler: (entering) Hey guys, what are you doing?
Monica: Look what I got! Look what I got! Look what I got! (She shows Rachel what she bought. She bought a little leather jacket and a little cowboy outfit for the babies.) Can you believe they make these for little people?
Phoebe: What the hell is this?! What, did you actually thought it would make me feel better to give me stuff that I cant use for another two months?! This sucks! All right, whats my next present?!
Gunther: Whats my last name?
Ross: Hey-hey, what are those?
Joey: Oh-oh! (Shows him whats on the back, "Best Man Joey Tribbiani, with a huge picture of him.)
Chandler: (opening the door) What?
Joey: Dude, this isnt funny! What am I gonna do?! I go to bed last night, everythings cool! I wake up this morning, the strippers gone and the ring is gone!
Phoebe: Good. Yknowno-no, okay, its-it feels like everythings been about me lately, so whats happening with you?
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey is trying to figure out what to do.]
Joey: Ugh! I dont know what Im going to do! I called the company that sent and th-they dont care! Then I called 9-1-1 and they laughed at me, if this isnt an emergency, then what is?
Ross: I just wanted to thank you again for last night, what a great party! And the guys from work had a blast. Yknow, one of them had never been to a bachelor party before. Yeah! And-and another one had never been to a party before, so
Ross: So what, Joey? Wh-wh-what? What are you telling me? That theres nothing we can do? Well, how could this happen?!
Chandler: Well, what if we just ah, called her, used a fake name, and had her come to my office?
Monica: What?!
Rachel: What?! She made the tea! (Points to Monica.)
Rachel: You what?
Rachel: Okay. Its okay. Were gonna be okay. Yknow what? Its okay. Im gonna, Im gonna, Im gonna boil some water and just rip up some sheets!
The Stripper: Whats he talking about?
The Stripper: Okay, who are you? The Hardy boys? Look, I dont need to steal some stupid ring, all right? I make $1,600 a week doing what I do; any of you guys make that?
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, the guys are now trying to figure out what next to do, since their plan with the stripper backfired on them.]
Phoebe: Okay thats even sadder. Look, I know, I know what I got myself into, its just that now that theyre in me its like, its like I know them yknow, I mean-I mean, its just not gonna be easy when these little babies have to go away.
Rachel: And yknow what else, oh my God, are they gonna love you.
Monica and Rachel: What?!
Rachel: What?!
Joey: So! Things can go wrong! You dont know! What if he doesnt make it?!
Joey: Yeah, but what if he doesnt? Hes such a good duck.
Joey: Yeah, it is! You wouldnt have lost the ring, right? Yknow what, Ross you were right from the start, he (Chandler) should be your best man.
Chandler: What a baby.
Monica: What are you doing?
Kristen: Oh okay. But yknow what? Be careful. Because a guy was helping me before had to leave because he hurt his back.
Phoebe: What?! Monica, Im scared!!
Phoebe: Ohh! All right! All right. Heres what well do, Ill get twice as drunk as Monica and then no ones will even notice her.
Rachel: What were you thinking?!
Joey: Oh wow, what a beautiful name! (Pause) What is it again?
Chandler: What?!
Ross: Hey, I know whatll get us up on a platform!
Mr. Geller: What? Dr. Wilson's an artist! He removed my mole cluster. Wanna see? (He starts to show her as the doorbell rings.)
Phoebe: Oh, I love paper mache! What did you make?
Rachel: (To Joey) What?! What?!
Phoebe: What happened?
Rachel: Already? Thats pretty bad what you did.
Ross: What?!
Monica: What are you up too?
Joey: Oh-ho-ho, yeah! Hey! Yknow what goes good with that?
Monica: What uhWhat did youWhat?!
Monica: Look, if you want you can keep it at our place until you find out what to do with it.
Joey: Oh, what did I say?
Ross: Thanks. (He starts to go inside and stops.) What photo album was it?
Phoebe: What do you mean?
Monica: Maybe I can try at intermission? Phoebe, come on... you know what? Let's just go!
Joey: (happily) What do you need?
Monica: What?!
Monica: Having a perfectly decorated tree is not what Christmas is about. Its about being with the people that you love.
Joey: Whoa-whoa, whats the matter?! Talk to the captain!
Ross: What happened you guys?
Rachel: What? Who?
Joey: Hey, hey, hey, you're lucky I caught them when I did, or else who knows what woulda happened.
Chandler: What?!
Phoebe: Yeah, and maybe that youre a real (She says something in Italian, and it doesnt matter what she said. Its not important so I dont need everyone who speaks Italian telling me what she said.)
Chandler: What?!
Rachel: What?!
Gary: So you know what I'm talking about, right?
The A.D: What?
Monica: I missed this apartment! Now, this is a grown-ups apartment! Yknow, I-I should be with a grown-up, do you know what I mean?!
Monica: Yeah youre right. I dont know what I was thinking.
Chandler: And what does she have to think about? I love her!
Chandler: What?
JOEY: Hey, look, since we're neighbors and all, what do you say we uh, get together for a drink?
Ross: What? (She takes the sign off and hands it to him.) Thats great. That is great. (Crumples up the paper and throws it down in anger.) What did we just finish talking about Ben?!
Chandler: What are you talking about?
Joey: (entering from the elevator caring gifts for the kids) Hey, you guys! Look what I found in the giiiiiiift shop. (He doubles over in pain in front an old man in a wheel chair.) Get up! Get up! Get up! (The old man waves him away.)
Ross: Whats up?
Monica: Oh, great! Just what you want for a new house with infants. Bird feces.
Susan: What, you don't think they can hear sounds in there?
Rachel: (entering) Hey! Whats goin on?
Ross: What? What? Was that a joke? 'Cause it's mean.
Ross: What?
Ross: A what?
Dr. Green: What is it sweetie?
(They all start laughing, and quickly stop when they realize what she just said and run over to the bathroom.)
Joey: Oooh, what you got there?
Rachel: What?
Rachel: What?!
Monica: Yeah. The great thing about the jam plan was, I was taking control of my life. So I asked myself, what is the most important thing to me in the world and that's when I came up with the baby plan.
Joey: What?
Chandler: What?!
Rachel: I know. Joey: I don't get it. I mean, I was so sure this was what I wanted.
Monica: Y'know what really bothers me? Isit's how-how different you act around them! I mean y'know the throwing the tennis games, the fake laugh, the "I'll see you around, Bing!" "Not if I see you first, Doug!" (Mocks the fake laugh.) I gotta tell you, I don't like Work Chandler. Okay? The guy's a suck-up.
Monica: What?!
Rachel: What?!
Joey: What?! Whats wrong with my eyes.
Phoebe: Yeah, I think I told it wrong. Y'know, we should talk about that because I don't totally understand what happened there.
Monica: What do you mean?
Paul: Elizabeth, what are you doing here?! (Motions that he brought Rachel here to be alone with her.)
Rachel: Okay. Okay honey, hes fine, hes fine, lets just put him down. Come here, Ben. (sets him on the couch) See thats a good boy. (to Monica) How could you do that to him!! Ross trusted me, what is he going to say?!
Chandler: Okay, what do you saw I go over there and say how much I like her? (Joey gives him a thumbs up) No-no it'll be good, I can tell her much I've been thinking about her. That I haven't stopped thinking about her since the moment I met her. That I'm so fantastically, over-the-top, wanna-slit-my-own-throat in love with her, that for every minute of every hour of every day I can't believe my own damn bad luck that you met her first!!
Monica: I also, did a little something in fur. But umm, thats really just for me. (Rubs it against her cheek.) Okay. So, why dont you go into your room and try these on and well seeget a better idea of whats gonna work.
Mr. Geller: Well, I dont know whats in the boxes down here, but I do know there are six or seven Easy Bake Ovens in the attic.
Chandler: What in Gods name is that?!
Rachel: What are you talking about Pheebs? (Takes out her compact) I don't (She gasps when she looks in the mirror and sees her face.) (To Ross) Oh my God, you drew on me?!
Monica: We have too! I mean what if Ross's hears that and then calls her back and then they get back together? Is that what you want? Ross back with that controlling, neurotic, crazy Emily? The Emily that wouldn't let him see you?
Joey: I know. (Joey is sitting in this tall chair that is made up of balls on polls. Youll have to see it to know what I mean.) Yeah, his name is Pat.
Joey: Wow, what a cool job. (in a machine voice) 'You have two new messages.' 'Please, pass the pie.'
Rachel: What?!
Ross: Phoebe, what are you doing?
Rachel: Said what? Exactly.
Phoebe: Okay, what about after I give you these candies? (Hands them each one from her purse.)
Rachel: Noo! Maybe! I, I dont know. Ross, I still cant forgive you for what you did, I cant, I just, but sometimes when Im with you I just, I feel so...
Monica: What? You freak! You wouldnt even have known about this place if it wasnt for me!
Rachel: Whats up, Ross?
Chandler: So explain something to me here, uh, what kind of a relationship do you imagine us having if you already have a husband and a boyfriend?
Rachel: Well what?! How-how much is it?!
Emily: What was all that about?
MONICA: I can't believe Joey's having lunch with his stalker. What i-, what is she like.
Lauren: (at the window, shes looking down out of the window) What do you got down there, Vic? What do you got under that tarp?
Chandler: So, what do you think?
Ross: About what?
Rachel: Yeah, what?
Chandler: You're not supposed to take that. Besides, it's a New Testament, what are you gonna do with it?
Joey: What?
Chandler: What we want honey.
Ross: So, what? That's it?
Monica: Hey, I know I what I want!
Monica: What?
Phoebe: Okay, then you dont know what it feels like when one of them comes back. Do you? I believe this is my Mother. Even if Im wrong, who cares? Just be a friend. Okay? Be supportive.
Monica: Whats wrong Phoebe?
Monica: What did I tell you about the hall?!
Chandler: What the hell happened?!! How were you locked in?!! And where the hell is all of our stuff?!!