words in movies
Joey: What?! He got to do it at your first wedding!
Joey: (impatiently tapping Chandler on the shoulder) What about me?! You-you just said I could!
Ross: Fine, yknow what, thats it. From now on, Joey, I want you to be my best man.
Monica: What?
Monica: What Phoebe meant to say was umm, how come youre having a party and were not invited?
Joey: Oh-whoa, what party?
Joey: This is what Ive got going for the party so far, liquor wise. Get a lot of liquor.
Ross: Yeah. Tell ya what, lets not invite any of the anthropologists, only the dinosaur dudes!
Chandler: (entering) Hey guys, what are you doing?
Monica: Look what I got! Look what I got! Look what I got! (She shows Rachel what she bought. She bought a little leather jacket and a little cowboy outfit for the babies.) Can you believe they make these for little people?
Phoebe: What the hell is this?! What, did you actually thought it would make me feel better to give me stuff that I cant use for another two months?! This sucks! All right, whats my next present?!
Gunther: Whats my last name?
Ross: Hey-hey, what are those?
Joey: Oh-oh! (Shows him whats on the back, "Best Man Joey Tribbiani, with a huge picture of him.)
Chandler: (opening the door) What?
Joey: Dude, this isnt funny! What am I gonna do?! I go to bed last night, everythings cool! I wake up this morning, the strippers gone and the ring is gone!
Phoebe: Good. Yknowno-no, okay, its-it feels like everythings been about me lately, so whats happening with you?
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey is trying to figure out what to do.]
Joey: Ugh! I dont know what Im going to do! I called the company that sent and th-they dont care! Then I called 9-1-1 and they laughed at me, if this isnt an emergency, then what is?
Ross: I just wanted to thank you again for last night, what a great party! And the guys from work had a blast. Yknow, one of them had never been to a bachelor party before. Yeah! And-and another one had never been to a party before, so
Ross: So what, Joey? Wh-wh-what? What are you telling me? That theres nothing we can do? Well, how could this happen?!
Chandler: Well, what if we just ah, called her, used a fake name, and had her come to my office?
Monica: What?!
Rachel: What?! She made the tea! (Points to Monica.)
Rachel: You what?
Rachel: Okay. Its okay. Were gonna be okay. Yknow what? Its okay. Im gonna, Im gonna, Im gonna boil some water and just rip up some sheets!
The Stripper: Whats he talking about?
The Stripper: Okay, who are you? The Hardy boys? Look, I dont need to steal some stupid ring, all right? I make $1,600 a week doing what I do; any of you guys make that?
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, the guys are now trying to figure out what next to do, since their plan with the stripper backfired on them.]
Phoebe: Okay thats even sadder. Look, I know, I know what I got myself into, its just that now that theyre in me its like, its like I know them yknow, I mean-I mean, its just not gonna be easy when these little babies have to go away.
Rachel: And yknow what else, oh my God, are they gonna love you.
Monica and Rachel: What?!
Rachel: What?!
Joey: So! Things can go wrong! You dont know! What if he doesnt make it?!
Joey: Yeah, but what if he doesnt? Hes such a good duck.
Joey: Yeah, it is! You wouldnt have lost the ring, right? Yknow what, Ross you were right from the start, he (Chandler) should be your best man.
Chandler: What a baby.
(In the rooms next door, Joey, Rachel, Ross and Charlie stop kissing and try to understand what the yelling was about. After a while they continue kissing. We're back in Chandler and Monica's room. Monica has some of her own hair stuffed in her mouth by Chandler.)
Phoebe: What stuff?
Phoebe: Well, what am I gonna do? I really need my guitar!
Phoebe: What?
Joey: Yeah uh, what am I gonna do?
Monica: Now, Mom, everything's going fine, really. (Listens) Yeah, Ross is great. He's uh, he's in a whole other place. (Listens) No, he's gone. (Listens) No no, you don't have to fly back, really. (Listens) What do you mean this might be your only chance? (Listens) Would you stop? I'm only 26, I'm not even thinking about babies yet.
Joey: Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Treeger, what are you doing?
Joey: What the hell is that?
Rachel: What? Wait-wait a minute, what? Phoebe, what's the matter?
Rachel: Seriously. What?!
Rachel: (confused) What?
Rachel: Ok, you know what, I'm just gonna take her outside.
Rachel: Oh no, no-no-no, that's not, not, not, what he is doing. He's just, he's just really romantic.
Rachel: Okay, yknow what? Can I, can I talk now?
Rachel: Okay, Pheebs, yknow what, lets look at this objectively all right? Ninth grade, right? The obsession starts. All right? The summer after ninth grade he sees me in a two-piece for the first time, his obsession begins to grow. So then
Ross: What? What? What?!! Well they should put that on the box!!!
Joey: Well, what did you say to her?
Joey: (shocked) What?
Ross: Hey, yknow what? Not all spring breaks are like that.
Chandler: What else is new?
Mrs. Green: Plus, what are you planning on doing with the baby while youre trotting out to the garbage ten times a day?
Rachel: What married?
Rachel: What?!
Monica: (giggles) Of course I have! What do you think, Im some 30 year old virgin?
Ross: What? What?!
Joey: What? Rachel, listen, have you ever heard of Fortunata Fashions?
Chandler: Can you figure out what Im doing?
Rachel: What is?
Ross: Yknow what? Yknow what? Rachel, just-just drop it.
Chandler: Sure! Just give me a second to get all huffy and weird like you! Do you believe that who everdid something over here last night did what they did or didn't do ...I mean come on!!
Chandler: What?
Monica: What?! People dont do that!
Rachel: What a jerk! You want me to kick his ass?
Rachel: Im sorry, they were just all coming at me, and I didnt know what to do.
Rachel: What, because thats your answer to everything?
Chandler: Hey, you know what you can do? I remember reading about this director, I think it was Orson Wells, who at the beginning of the movie would hire somebody, just so he could fire them in front of everybody. Then they would all know, whos boss.
Joey: Whoa! Is this porn? What did I do? I mustve hit something on the remote.
Phoebe: Hey, you know what might help you deal with it? Think of it this way, you and Emily are in the past and you can't be mad about the past. So are you still mad about the Louisiana Purchase?
Ross: Well, thats what Im here for. (Emma starts crying again) Want me to get that?
Emily: Oh my God! What are you doing here? (They hug)
Monica: What about my questions?
Phoebe: Oh, all right. Oh! Look what we almost took!
Ross: What?!
Monica: Phoebe, it's not what you wear. It's sort of your songs... I just don't think you should play at the restaurant anymore.
Rachel: (to Ross) Whats your problem?
Ross: Hey, whats going on?
Joey: What? Were you like in the movie, or Anyway, she takes off her bra under her shirt and pulls it out the sleeve. Very sexy, and classy.
Chandler: Sure. Ummm. Whats up?
[Cut to Monica and Chandlers just after Monica has finished telling Chandler what happened.]
Rachel: What?!
Rachel: What are you talking about?!
RACHEL: My parents happened. All they had to do was sit in the same stadium, smile proudly, and not talk about the divorce. But nooo, they got into a huge fight in the middle of the commencement address. Bishop Tutu actually had to stop and shush them. But you know what, you know what the good news is? I get to serve coffee for the next 8 hours.
Monica: Oh my God, me too! Oh! Oh, we'd be like friends-in-law! Y'know what the best part is? The best part is that you already know everything about him! I mean, it's like starting on the fifteenth date!
Chandler: I had to! Okay, imagine you were married... and you found a tape of your wife in another guys' apartment... Wouldn't you need to know what was on it?
Dr. Drake Ramoray: What is it?
Joey: What? You werent in it.
Rachel: What?!
Monica: (without looking up from what she's doing) Besides tampons and salt? (Then looks) Ooh! My God! Maple candy! That's so sweet of you. (Opens the box) That's weird...it's empty!
Monica: What?! You said he was sweet!
Monica: What do you mean?
Phoebe: What?! No, you cant, you cant leave me here with them! Were baby-sitting!
Ross: Yep, and you know what other holiday is coming up?
Chandler: Sure, whats up?
Monica: Oh no! I dont know anything about cooking. I had to ask someone what its called when the, when the water makes those little bubbles.
Phoebe: What a sad little life she must lead. Okay, ooh (starts dialing).
Joey: (backs off) What? Whoo... What?
Rachel: (pause) And Monica, what are you going to make?
Joey: Well Ross, what did you think she was gonna do?
Joey: What do you mean?
Joey: Dude! What is going on?!
Mike: Hey... Wh... What are you doing?
Joey: That's how they do pants! First they go up one side, they move it over, then they go up the other side, they move it back, and then they do the rear. (Chandler and Ross stare at him) What? Ross, Ross, would you tell him? Isn't that how they measure pants?
Tim: What?
ROSS: Yeah, it was, but...I get home, ok, and I see Julie's saline solution on my night table. And I'm thinking to myself, oh my god, what the hell am I doing? I mean, here I am, I am with Julie, this incredible, great woman, who I care about and who cares about me, and I'm like, what, am I just gonna throw all that away?
Ross: Uh-huh. What happened?
Rachel: (to Julie) Thank you. (under her breath to Chandler) What a bitch.
Ross: It was the chair again! Okay? Im not doing it! It whatlook, I dontyknow whateh-eh (He walks away and goes over to Mona.) Hi.
Ross: What?
Singer: Okay, my next songs called: Phoebe Buffay, What Can I Say. I Really Loved When We Were Singing Partners, And I Shouldnt Have Left You That Way.
Phoebe: What?!
Eric: So what do you do?
Monica: What?! Theres only been like four kids.
Monica: What?! Really?!
Phoebe: It's a tarantula! (Joey almost falls down from his drum-stool jumping up) Oh! God! Rachel, look, I'm sorry. What was I thinking giving Joey this big, gross, scary spider in such a poorly constructed cage?
Phoebe: What?
Chandler: (smiling) Hey, I hear what your saying, okay? And, thanks for the warning.
Chandler: What question?
Joey: Yeah... I think we do... (sighs, with folded arms)... about what?
RACHEL: I'm sorry, what did you just say? Did you just say hi? Oh my God, Ross, Ross, Ben just said 'Hi'.
Monica: What? I-I bought groceries, I was gonna make you dinner!
Phoebe: (saddened) It's okay. What the hell took you so long?
Eric: What?
Ross: What?! That-thats all the way cross town, Im supposed to teach a graduate seminar there in ten minutes.
Ross: Dear Mary-Angela. Hi. Hows it going. This is the hardest letter Ive ever had to write. (to Chandler) What the hells a matter with you? How do you think Joeys going to react when he finds out that you blew off his sister with a letter?
The Salesman: So, heres somebody interesting, Joey. What do you know about Van Gogh?
Chandler: Whats the matter?
Rachel: Wow! What did he do?
Ross: No the mans right, thats what I had with Rachel.
Joey: See this is what I was afraid of, I didnt think I should be here either but somebody (Looks at Chandler) said hed be over it by now.
Joey: (To the gang) Hey, no matter what happens with Ross and Emily, we still get cake right?