words in movies
Joey: What?! He got to do it at your first wedding!
Joey: (impatiently tapping Chandler on the shoulder) What about me?! You-you just said I could!
Ross: Fine, yknow what, thats it. From now on, Joey, I want you to be my best man.
Monica: What?
Monica: What Phoebe meant to say was umm, how come youre having a party and were not invited?
Joey: Oh-whoa, what party?
Joey: This is what Ive got going for the party so far, liquor wise. Get a lot of liquor.
Ross: Yeah. Tell ya what, lets not invite any of the anthropologists, only the dinosaur dudes!
Chandler: (entering) Hey guys, what are you doing?
Monica: Look what I got! Look what I got! Look what I got! (She shows Rachel what she bought. She bought a little leather jacket and a little cowboy outfit for the babies.) Can you believe they make these for little people?
Phoebe: What the hell is this?! What, did you actually thought it would make me feel better to give me stuff that I cant use for another two months?! This sucks! All right, whats my next present?!
Gunther: Whats my last name?
Ross: Hey-hey, what are those?
Joey: Oh-oh! (Shows him whats on the back, "Best Man Joey Tribbiani, with a huge picture of him.)
Chandler: (opening the door) What?
Joey: Dude, this isnt funny! What am I gonna do?! I go to bed last night, everythings cool! I wake up this morning, the strippers gone and the ring is gone!
Phoebe: Good. Yknowno-no, okay, its-it feels like everythings been about me lately, so whats happening with you?
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey is trying to figure out what to do.]
Joey: Ugh! I dont know what Im going to do! I called the company that sent and th-they dont care! Then I called 9-1-1 and they laughed at me, if this isnt an emergency, then what is?
Ross: I just wanted to thank you again for last night, what a great party! And the guys from work had a blast. Yknow, one of them had never been to a bachelor party before. Yeah! And-and another one had never been to a party before, so
Ross: So what, Joey? Wh-wh-what? What are you telling me? That theres nothing we can do? Well, how could this happen?!
Chandler: Well, what if we just ah, called her, used a fake name, and had her come to my office?
Monica: What?!
Rachel: What?! She made the tea! (Points to Monica.)
Rachel: You what?
Rachel: Okay. Its okay. Were gonna be okay. Yknow what? Its okay. Im gonna, Im gonna, Im gonna boil some water and just rip up some sheets!
The Stripper: Whats he talking about?
The Stripper: Okay, who are you? The Hardy boys? Look, I dont need to steal some stupid ring, all right? I make $1,600 a week doing what I do; any of you guys make that?
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, the guys are now trying to figure out what next to do, since their plan with the stripper backfired on them.]
Phoebe: Okay thats even sadder. Look, I know, I know what I got myself into, its just that now that theyre in me its like, its like I know them yknow, I mean-I mean, its just not gonna be easy when these little babies have to go away.
Rachel: And yknow what else, oh my God, are they gonna love you.
Monica and Rachel: What?!
Rachel: What?!
Joey: So! Things can go wrong! You dont know! What if he doesnt make it?!
Joey: Yeah, but what if he doesnt? Hes such a good duck.
Joey: Yeah, it is! You wouldnt have lost the ring, right? Yknow what, Ross you were right from the start, he (Chandler) should be your best man.
Chandler: What a baby.
Chandler: Whats going on?
JOEY: Seriously, you like it? This guy was sellin' them on 8th avenue and I looked at 'em and I though, you know what I don't have?
Joey: What? I dont get it.
Monica: What kind of karate is that?
Ross: Oh! So-so seriously, what time?
Rachel: You WHAT? You sang... to our baby daughter... a song about a guy who likes to have sex with women with giant asses?
Monica: Look at that! Look at that! Theyre going into the first class lounge! Do you know what they have in there?
Rachel: (not sure what to do) Uh, it was very nice meeting you. (They continue to ignore her.)
Estelle: Ooh, what a shame! Because with her face (points to Monica) and her chest (points to Rachel) I could really put something together.
MONICA: OK, wait, wait, wait, wait. You know what? Ross, let's - let's switch places. You get in the middle. No un-, ya know, unless this looks like we're trying to cover something up.
Chandler: Whats this?
Joey: So uh, whats your name?
PHOEBE: No. This is what I do for luck, ok.
Ross: Okay! You guys are getting married tomorrow and-and I couldnt be more thrilled for both of you, but as Monicas older brother I-I have to tell you this. If you ever hurt my little sister, if you ever cause her any unhappiness of any kind, I will hunt you down, and kick your ass! (Chandler laughs.) What? Im-Im-Im serious! (Chandler laughs harder.) ComeHey! Dude! Stop it! Okay? Im-Im not kidding here!
Chandler: Hey, what time is it? The big game is about to start!
Chandler: Oh, then no thanks. What the hell was that? Mental note: If Jill Goodacre offers you gum, you take it. If she offers you mangled animal carcass, you take it.
Joey: I gotta do what I gotta do, you gotta do what you gotta do, you just do it.
Chandler: Ohh, umm, y'know what, I already ate.
Monica: What?!
Ross: Well, I asked him if he wanted to eat, he said, "No." I asked him if he wanted to sleep, he said, "No." I asked him what he wanted to do, he said, "No." So, hes sweeping. (We see Ben playing with a broom and a dustpan.)
Monica: What?
Rachel: Well, where is he? He is supposed to be here. (Pause) What if the baby needs him?
Helena: So whats your name?
Joey: What award are you practicing for?
Ross: (rushing back in) What?! I wh-, whats wrong?
Rachel: Well yeah, but then I remembered I started it and there was this pep rally and I was, I was on top of the pyramid but anywayumm, what is this book about?
Chandler: Wow, it seems serious. What seems to be the problem, Ashley Judd?
Phoebe: Why?! Whats happening to the coffee house?! (Monica looks at her.) Oh! (Realizes.)
Chandler: Whats up?
Phoebe: What are they?
Phoebe: Then yes that is what Im having. (Takes another puff of the cigarette.)
Joey: (wiping his face) What?!
Phoebe: Oh, what was that for? Like a bake sale?
Chandler: What?
Monica: What is that?
Monica: (opening the door) What are you doing?
Joey: Two thousand dollars!? What do you think I am? I soap opera star!?
Rachel: Well of course that is what Im here for!
Rachel: What?!
Rachel: (really excited) Great!! It was very, very nice to meet you sir--Ow! Hey! What are you doing?! Are you crazy! (He took out that thing they use to look at people's retinas and looked at Rachel's when she was shaking his hand causing her to flinch and scream at him.)
Monica: It's weird, but you know what I don't wanna throw this away. I mean this is like all I have left of him, gross, drain hair. Ooh! (drops it in Ross's cereal)
Joey: Picture? What picture?
Rachel: Ugh! (To Phoebe) What grandmother?
Ross: Whats wrong with this year?
Ross: What? Your-your list?
Joey: What picture?!
Ross: (sitting down) Hey, what are you guys, what are you guys talking about?
Monica: Whats the part?
Rachel: What?
Monica: About what?
Ross: Hi! What are you, what are you doing here?
The Director: What?!
Joey: You know what it is? It's a nice place but I gotta see I don't know if I see myself living here. Oh, oh, oh, let me see... (Joey sits down on the couch, mimes opening a can and puts his hand down his pants) Yeah, I could see it.
Rachel: What am I making him by the way?
Ross: For what? For letting you throw me out of your office?
Monica: What?!
Monica: (entering) Whats going on?
Ross: (noticing the outfit he is wearing) Whatd you do, take him whaling?
Rachel: What? Why? Where are you?
Joey: What?
Phoebe: Whats going on?
Joey: Thats what you told me.
Chandler: What?
Ross: What?
Ross: What?! What?! Talking about what?!
Phoebe: What?
Monica: What baby?
Joey: Francette? What is she? A couch?
Rachel: What cha doing Mon?
Rachel: So what are you gonna do?
Monica: (shocked) Wow! All right well, I mean, what can you do? If you lost it you lost it.
Matt: What?!
David: Okay, okay, okay. (Gets ready to sweep, and then picks up a laptop computer) Y'know what, this was just really expensive. (Puts it down elsewhere. Then picks up a microscope) And I'll take- this was a gift. (Moves it)
Monica: What are you doing?!
Ross: (jumping to his feet in anger) What?
Matt: Yeah, what did I do?
Rachel: (looks at him) That was (pause) surreal. Okay, what do think? Are you interested at all?
Rachel: You guys, theres a little girl in Soho looking for this cat. I mean, you know what that means?!
Rachel: Handling it? What do you mean, handling it? Theres nothing to handle. Now, maybe I would have a problem with this if it wasnt for me and Joshua. Yknow, theyre not gonna get married anyway!
Rachel: Okay. NowWhat is my first line?
Phoebe: What do I smell?
Phoebe: What do I smell?
Chandler: What are you guys doing?
Phoebe: What do I smell?
Phoebe: What do I smell?
Matt: (noticing the laughter) Why? Whats the matter?
Phoebe: You know what Amanda said to me when she got me on the phone? (apes Amanda in a british accent) "Oh, so sorry to catch you on your Mo-Bile!" If-if you don't wanna get me on my mo-Bile, don't call me on my mo-Bile!"
Phoebe: Okay, I will find someplace else to do the rest of my appointments. I just dont know what the big deal is!
Ross: Excuse me, what?
Monica: Oh what are doing?!
Rachel: What? Hey! No-no-no! This not cool! You don't even know me!
Joey: What? Whats going on?
Ross: What?! What do you mean? You-you-youre not pregnant?
Chandler: What?! What are you talking about?
Monica: What?!
Ross: (after he's left) Okay, seriously, what do you think?
Monica: Whats the matter?
Chandler: Oh, because his penis was too big. (he notices that David is not amused) Oh, I'm sorry, that's the kind of thing I do. (pause) They broke up because Mike didn't want to get married. Hey, what if you just let Phoebe know you'd be open to marriage?
Joey: (frustrated) Ahh! There's gotta be a way. I mean, you know, if Monica and Chandler move out here and now Phoebe is married to Mike. That just leaves me and Ross and Rach, you know what I mean?
PHOEBE: What? Is it - is this 'cause of what Ross said?