words in movies
Joey: What?! He got to do it at your first wedding!
Joey: (impatiently tapping Chandler on the shoulder) What about me?! You-you just said I could!
Ross: Fine, yknow what, thats it. From now on, Joey, I want you to be my best man.
Monica: What?
Monica: What Phoebe meant to say was umm, how come youre having a party and were not invited?
Joey: Oh-whoa, what party?
Joey: This is what Ive got going for the party so far, liquor wise. Get a lot of liquor.
Ross: Yeah. Tell ya what, lets not invite any of the anthropologists, only the dinosaur dudes!
Chandler: (entering) Hey guys, what are you doing?
Monica: Look what I got! Look what I got! Look what I got! (She shows Rachel what she bought. She bought a little leather jacket and a little cowboy outfit for the babies.) Can you believe they make these for little people?
Phoebe: What the hell is this?! What, did you actually thought it would make me feel better to give me stuff that I cant use for another two months?! This sucks! All right, whats my next present?!
Gunther: Whats my last name?
Ross: Hey-hey, what are those?
Joey: Oh-oh! (Shows him whats on the back, "Best Man Joey Tribbiani, with a huge picture of him.)
Chandler: (opening the door) What?
Joey: Dude, this isnt funny! What am I gonna do?! I go to bed last night, everythings cool! I wake up this morning, the strippers gone and the ring is gone!
Phoebe: Good. Yknowno-no, okay, its-it feels like everythings been about me lately, so whats happening with you?
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey is trying to figure out what to do.]
Joey: Ugh! I dont know what Im going to do! I called the company that sent and th-they dont care! Then I called 9-1-1 and they laughed at me, if this isnt an emergency, then what is?
Ross: I just wanted to thank you again for last night, what a great party! And the guys from work had a blast. Yknow, one of them had never been to a bachelor party before. Yeah! And-and another one had never been to a party before, so
Ross: So what, Joey? Wh-wh-what? What are you telling me? That theres nothing we can do? Well, how could this happen?!
Chandler: Well, what if we just ah, called her, used a fake name, and had her come to my office?
Monica: What?!
Rachel: What?! She made the tea! (Points to Monica.)
Rachel: You what?
Rachel: Okay. Its okay. Were gonna be okay. Yknow what? Its okay. Im gonna, Im gonna, Im gonna boil some water and just rip up some sheets!
The Stripper: Whats he talking about?
The Stripper: Okay, who are you? The Hardy boys? Look, I dont need to steal some stupid ring, all right? I make $1,600 a week doing what I do; any of you guys make that?
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, the guys are now trying to figure out what next to do, since their plan with the stripper backfired on them.]
Phoebe: Okay thats even sadder. Look, I know, I know what I got myself into, its just that now that theyre in me its like, its like I know them yknow, I mean-I mean, its just not gonna be easy when these little babies have to go away.
Rachel: And yknow what else, oh my God, are they gonna love you.
Monica and Rachel: What?!
Rachel: What?!
Joey: So! Things can go wrong! You dont know! What if he doesnt make it?!
Joey: Yeah, but what if he doesnt? Hes such a good duck.
Joey: Yeah, it is! You wouldnt have lost the ring, right? Yknow what, Ross you were right from the start, he (Chandler) should be your best man.
Chandler: What a baby.
Phoebe: Y'know what, forget it. Its ruined.
Ross: What do you think youre doing?!
Ross: Eh, either way Ill pass. (Quietly to Chandler) I still cant eat those. (Monica is getting something out of the fridge and starts laughing.) Whats so funny?!
Rachel: What?
Phoebe: Okay, whatever. Yknow what? I dont have time have time to convince you because hes only here for four hours, and Im gonna go see him! (Gets up and leaves.)
Joey: I know what it did! Nothing.
Monica: Yknow what, lets do the catering business.
RADIO: The next one's dedicated to Rachel from Ross. Rachel, he wants you to know he's deeply sorry for what he did and he hopes you can find it in your heart to forgive him. (With or Without You plays)
Joey: Hey! Whats up?
CHAN: I'm telling you this thing won't print. Yes, I pressed that button like 100 times. You know, for a hot line you are not so hot. What? What is that in the background? Are you watching Star Trek?
Ross: No! Do you know what your odds are of winning the lottery? I...I mean you have a better chance of being struck by lightning 42 times.
Ross: You know what? I'm gonna finish this later, ok? Let me just grab my coat.
Rachel: oh oh! What is up with Miss Hawaiian Tropic?
Rachel: (starts crying and speaking at the same time, making it almost impossible to understand what she's saying) I wouldn't know what I'm gonna do without you...
Chandler: Phoebe, did you see that?! He totally checked you out! He is so cute! (Looking at his tea.) Mine has a picture of The Village People, what does that mean?
Chandler: Well y'know, what if she didnt actually sleep with the guy?
Monica: And what if I was still fat? (To Chandler) Well, you wouldnt be dating me, thats for sure.
Phoebe: Well then, (to Ross) what about you?! Huh?!
Chandler: (asking a man leaning against the wall) What is going on?
Joey: Hey, hey, look! It’s not about a few fries... it’s about what the fries represent.
Monica: Oh my god, what were you thinking?
ROSS: (takes the phone, but speaks to Mike) I don't understand what just happened here.
Mark: Hey, what do you want to drink?
Phoebe: Oh really? What was your first?
Rachel: No! Seriously! Whats wrong with you?!
RACH: What? What is so strange about me having a date?
Phoebe: God! Ooh! What is that smell? Its coming from the bathroom. Ooh! (She goes to the bathroom.)
Chandler: Yknow what? I am going to take you out to dinner tonight. I found this place that makes the greatest mozzarella sticks and jalepino poppers . (Monica doesnt look impressed.) No? Really? They taste so good.
Ross: Well, I don't know what else to do. I mean, I either keep my wife and lose one of my-my-my best friends or I keep my friend and get divorced the second time before I'm 30! So-so if anyone has-has a better suggestion, let's hear it! 'Cause I-I got nothing! All right, don't be shy, any suggestion will do. (There are none.) Okay then. Here we go. Magic 8 Ball, should I never see Rachel again? (He turns it over and reads the answer) Ask again later. Later is not good enough. (He shakes it up again and reads the answer.) Ask again later. What the hell! This is broken! It-it is broken!
Ross: Rach, what uh, what are you doing here?
Rachel: What?! She just called and said that she was gonna be working late! She keeps lying to me! That's it! Y'know what? I'm just gonna go over there and confront them right now!
Danny: Okay, listen, I really like you. Okay? I think this can go somewhere. So what if I'm close to my family, are you gonna let that stand in the way of us?
Ross: (turning and looking) What? Where?
Rachel: Oh God! Yknow what I wish? I wish you were six years older. Well actually, if Im wishin for stuff, I actually wish I was six years younger.
Rachel: (smiling) Joey, why don't you just tell her what happened? It's not your fault.
Chandler: Look, Ross, you have what you want, youre back with Rachel. If you bring this up now youre gonna wreck the best thing that even happened to you.
Joey: Yeah, what going on?
Ross: Now, do you have any idea what you just said?
Chandler: What are you talking about?
Chandler: Well, the heart wants what it wants. Ill see you later. (He runs off and leaves her with the bill, which the waiter promptly delivers.)
ROSS: I know, I know, it's, it's almost...[turns around, sees Chandler and Joey] What do you say we go take a walk, just us, not them?
Chandler: I said, "Like what?"
Chandler: Like what?
Rachel: What?
Chandler: Come on, he wont even know what they mean.
Ross: What big thing?
Rachel: What? Youre leaving?!
Ross: Y'know what? I think we've seen enough, let's turn it off.
Phoebe: What, so what are you gonna tell him?
Chandler: What are you writing?
Phoebe: What?
Mindy: I know. I know, and when he proposed to me, everyone said "Don't do it, he's just gonna do to you what he did to Rachel," and now I feel so stupid.
Mona: Hi! Hi. Hi, Rachel! (to Ross) Whats she doing here?
Rachel: Whats-whats going on? Phils really pissed!
RACHEL: Oh, what a load of crap. That is a dot. Your mother is up in heaven going, 'Where the hell is my lily, you wuss?' OK, Phoebe, that is not a tattoo, this is a tattoo. [she bends over and bears her tattoo right when Ross returns]
Joey/Drake: Can you really live the rest of your life never knowing what we could have been?
Jill: No! Yknow what Rachel? Youre right, yknow he has been really nice to me.
Ross: What do you mean?
Chandler: So, do you know what youre gonna call her yet?
Phoebe: Y'know what? We thought you were different. But I guess it was just the coma.
Ross: Whoa, hey! What are doing? Trying to get me drunk?
Chandler: Okay! (They kiss) So, what do you girls have planned for tonight?
Rachel: (crying) No. I cant, youre a totally different person to me now. I used to think of you as somebody that would never, ever hurt me, ever. God, and now I just cant stop picturing with her, I cant, (Ross stands up and backs away) it doesnt matter what you say, or what you do, Ross. Its just changed, everything. Forever.
Phoebe: What do you know?!
Joey: (to Chandler and Monica) Well, what is going on with you two?
Joey: You bet! Whats the part?
Phoebe: What am I gonna do?
Monica: Uh-oh, whats the matter?
Monica: And well, what did she say?
Ross: What do I do now?
Joey: Yeah, what were you trying to get her to do?!
Chandler: What?
Monica: (Entering) What are you guys doing here?
PHOEBE: [Standing in living room with Chandler and Joey. She pulls a huge bathing suit out of a box] Hey, Mon, what is this?
Monica: Y'know what, I like Kathy.
Ross: What?
Joey: (returned) No, no, it�s okay, I already told the waiter what they want.
Emily: What?
[Rachel, seeing what he did for her, gets up, walks across the room, and kisses Ross]
Joey: Really. And what do you mean you never have fun anymore? You have fun with me, remember that time we saw those strippers and you paid me 50 bucks to eat that book?
Rachel: Oh my God... What.. What are you guys doing here?
Monica: Whats Phase Two?
Monica: So, maybe I am a little high maintenance. And maybe Rachel is a little bit of a pushover. But you know what we decided you are?
Monica: Well, what kind of food is he looking for?
Phoebe: What does the sign say?
Chandler: Well what Yknow what Im gonna do? Im gonna go over there; Im gonna kick his ass! (Pause) Will you help me?!
Rachel: Joey, youre gonna have to stop rushing me, you know what? You dont get any dessert.
Joey: What do ya say? What do ya say?
Monica: (stopping him) What, what are you doing? You cant go out there.
Chandler: (To Ross) Well, there you are! So what did Elizabeth say?
Monica: What is it?! What about Pete?
Rachel: Yeah! Its an apothecary table. Does anyone even know what an apothecary is?
JANICE: And what? Missed the expression on your face? Janice likes to have her fun.
JOEY: You know what the. . . [sees Chandler on his knees, holding the couch cushions]
Rachel: Thats what I told him!
Joey: Thats right! And what are you not gonna do?
Monica: What do you have against the beautiful guest room?
Amy: Hey you know what, this kid needs me, okay? She needs to have a cool fun aunt!
Ross: What?! (Checks his hair.) Give-give me a brush.
Ross: What?