words in movies
Joey: What?! He got to do it at your first wedding!
Joey: (impatiently tapping Chandler on the shoulder) What about me?! You-you just said I could!
Ross: Fine, yknow what, thats it. From now on, Joey, I want you to be my best man.
Monica: What?
Monica: What Phoebe meant to say was umm, how come youre having a party and were not invited?
Joey: Oh-whoa, what party?
Joey: This is what Ive got going for the party so far, liquor wise. Get a lot of liquor.
Ross: Yeah. Tell ya what, lets not invite any of the anthropologists, only the dinosaur dudes!
Chandler: (entering) Hey guys, what are you doing?
Monica: Look what I got! Look what I got! Look what I got! (She shows Rachel what she bought. She bought a little leather jacket and a little cowboy outfit for the babies.) Can you believe they make these for little people?
Phoebe: What the hell is this?! What, did you actually thought it would make me feel better to give me stuff that I cant use for another two months?! This sucks! All right, whats my next present?!
Gunther: Whats my last name?
Ross: Hey-hey, what are those?
Joey: Oh-oh! (Shows him whats on the back, "Best Man Joey Tribbiani, with a huge picture of him.)
Chandler: (opening the door) What?
Joey: Dude, this isnt funny! What am I gonna do?! I go to bed last night, everythings cool! I wake up this morning, the strippers gone and the ring is gone!
Phoebe: Good. Yknowno-no, okay, its-it feels like everythings been about me lately, so whats happening with you?
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey is trying to figure out what to do.]
Joey: Ugh! I dont know what Im going to do! I called the company that sent and th-they dont care! Then I called 9-1-1 and they laughed at me, if this isnt an emergency, then what is?
Ross: I just wanted to thank you again for last night, what a great party! And the guys from work had a blast. Yknow, one of them had never been to a bachelor party before. Yeah! And-and another one had never been to a party before, so
Ross: So what, Joey? Wh-wh-what? What are you telling me? That theres nothing we can do? Well, how could this happen?!
Chandler: Well, what if we just ah, called her, used a fake name, and had her come to my office?
Monica: What?!
Rachel: What?! She made the tea! (Points to Monica.)
Rachel: You what?
Rachel: Okay. Its okay. Were gonna be okay. Yknow what? Its okay. Im gonna, Im gonna, Im gonna boil some water and just rip up some sheets!
The Stripper: Whats he talking about?
The Stripper: Okay, who are you? The Hardy boys? Look, I dont need to steal some stupid ring, all right? I make $1,600 a week doing what I do; any of you guys make that?
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, the guys are now trying to figure out what next to do, since their plan with the stripper backfired on them.]
Phoebe: Okay thats even sadder. Look, I know, I know what I got myself into, its just that now that theyre in me its like, its like I know them yknow, I mean-I mean, its just not gonna be easy when these little babies have to go away.
Rachel: And yknow what else, oh my God, are they gonna love you.
Monica and Rachel: What?!
Rachel: What?!
Joey: So! Things can go wrong! You dont know! What if he doesnt make it?!
Joey: Yeah, but what if he doesnt? Hes such a good duck.
Joey: Yeah, it is! You wouldnt have lost the ring, right? Yknow what, Ross you were right from the start, he (Chandler) should be your best man.
Chandler: What a baby.
Ursula: What? (Indicating the departing waiter) Do you think he likes me?
Phoebe: Yeah. And believe me, this suit does not do justice to whats underneath it.
Joey: Okay, fine, so now what, I just pull it off?
Monica: What are you, animals? It's 4 o'clock in the afternoon!
RICHARD: If kids is what I takes to be with you then kids it is.
Ross: What does this mean? What do you, I mean do you wanna, get back together?
Ross: Okay, I know what I have to do. Ive got to go Red Ross. (Joey and Phoebe dont know what hes talking about.) Yknow, Red Ross!
Ross: Yes. I mean, its what we always planned. And if you have a plan, you should stick to it. Thats why they call them plans. Hello? (Pause) Im fine.
Monica: Oh its so cute. I wonder what age it is when you stop being able to put both legs over your head.
Monica: Thats what we used to call your ah, your motorcycle in high school. Y'know how a motorcycle is a Chopper, and youre Chip. Nevermind.
Joey: Y'know what, hold on, let me go get Chandler. (gets up and leaves.)
Joey: I dont want to talk about it. Yknow, you couldve at least saved me a whole cookie. (He grabs whats left of the cookie and pops in his mouth.)
CHANDLER: OK that's not what he was doing. Alright, he was looking for his bus money.
Joey: Hey, whats up? (He has solved the problem of eating the steak, hes eating it with his hands.)
Chloe: What? Are you married? Cause thats okay.
Chandler: Well, what did you think, that-that elves came in and fixed it?
Joey: Apparently, theres like a million guys out there that can play Mac, and theres only this one robot and this one guy who controls it! I didnt know he could get me fired! What am I going to do?
Phoebe: Im hearing what youre saying, but at our prices everyone needs toner.
Joey: So what? Look, suppose we were a divorced couple.
Chandler: Well, I don't know what mad him so mad, y'know? All I said was that uh, I didn't think this wasn't gonna be his big break, that this movie wasn't going to do anything for him, and that uh, y'know it didn't sound like a real movie--Okay, he should've pushed me off of the bridge.
Rachel: Okay. Okay fine, yknow what? We will let Ross and Joey decide. (Ross enters.) (In a sexy voice.) Hiiiii, Ross! Sweetie.
Ross: You damn kids! You ring my bell one more time, I swear to (Opens the door to find Jill standing there.) Ohh, uh Jill. Umm, that-thats just a little game I play with the kids down the hall. Umm, theyve really taken a liking to me. (Quickly looks out to see if theyre watching.) Uhh whats-whats-whats the matter?
Joey: (to Kate) That guys like a cartoon. What do you see in him anyway?
Janine: Whats the matter? Are you upset?
Chandler: Look what do I do? I wanna get past this, I don't wanna be afraid of the commitment thing. I wanna go through the tunnel, to the other side!
Ross: yes, yes I did. and I will also say what I'm about to say Vis-�-vis the following Phoebe has never had a serious relationship since her. super-serious relationship with. Vicrum.
Chandler: What if they're not? What if it's adopted by a king?
Ross: (answering the phone) Hello? (Listens) Hey Mon, hows the packing going? (Listens) Ben? Hes fine. Yeah, hes rightOh my God! (He looks over at the fake Ben and notices that the head has fallen off.) Get your head of your shirt there son! (He tries to push the pumpkin through the neck hole.) What? (Listens) Yeah, its a pumpkin. Ill come pack.
Rachel: Shhh...I don't know what to do, this is totally unprecedented.
Chandler: Oh, yknow-yknow what, I was looking at it upside down.
Joey: Uh, listen I gotta double check for tickets tonight. Who-who got what?
Ross: (entering, wearing a white suit with a little red bow tie) Hey, you guys! Guess what?
Phoebe: Wait, what was that? That sounded like someone being nice to you.
(she slaps him in the face, Mike looks like he doesn't believe what just happened. Precious leaves, and he turns to Phoebe.)
Rachel: Yes, they will! You know what you should do? Just go take a walk, all right? I know your size and I’m... I’m gonna pick up some really good stuff for you.
Ross: Oh hey, hey, huh, how about this weekend we have a laser disc marathon okay, and maybe a tournament on my new dart board? Huh, huh, what do you think? (in an Irish accent) Two days of darts, itll be great!
RACHEL: Great, people having sex, that's just what I need to see.
JANITOR: So, what is this information worth to you, my friend?
Chandler: Well, I'm here to see my old buddy Ben. What are you doing here, weird...turtle-man?
Phoebe: Ahh, toilet seat covers! Is that what you were doing while I was getting gas?
Monica: But what kind of a sick bastard wants to do it in front of a deer?
Phoebe: well you not what you should feel terrible about, this could have been my serious guy he was sweet and smart and funny. Do you know how hard it is to meet a guy like that?
Joey: So what does that mean? Are you guys getting back together?
Phoebe: (as Ursula): Yeah, um... (nervously clears her throat) You know you, you should just forget about what I said under the bridge, I was talkin' crazy that night, I was so drunk!
Rachel: Ross, you know what? She may need one..We're just going to have to make our peace with that!
Joey: Oh! I see what happened. It's because I was trying to repel you. Right? Believe me, you'd feel a lot different if I turned it on.
Chandler: Ahh, come on! Yknow whatyknow what, I think Im just gonna go home and call Kathy.
Joey: Hey thats what all my relationships are like.
Joey: So, I don't have to learn what that means?
Ross: So what! I still haveNo youre probably right.
Joey: (looks at the ground and at Ross) I dont know Ross! I-I tell you what, lets flip to see who does it, okay? You-you call it in the air, all right?
Ross: Really?! Wow! Thats-thats so nice, what are you gonna get me?
Ross: What do you like better flora or fauna?
Joey: Just being friendly. (He gives Monica a whats wrong with you? look and proceeds to walk behind the counter.)
Rachel: No-no, they just had a big blowout over what to do with my room.
Chandler: (To Ross) I can't believe this! What the hell were you thinking?
Don: Thats exactly what I said. Phoebe, isnt that strange.
CHAN: OK, let's do it. [Monica looks at him funny] What?
CHANDLER: Ok, think, what would Jack and Chrissy do?
Chandler: Well Ive forgotten what it tastes like okay?!
Ross: Ok. Well, before I say anything, I just need to know, is this one of those things where you break up with a guy, and then I tell you what I think, and then the next day you get back together with the guy, and I look like a complete idiot?
Rachel: (pretending to be offended) What, hey!
(Matt grabs his plate and takes some of whats on Rosss plate.)
Ross: Fine! Fine! Yknow what? Whatever you want. Okay? Youre the mommy.
Ross: What? No! Of course, of course I do! Are-are they gone?
Carol: What a nice surprise! What are you doing here?
Rachel: Oh God I just can not imagine what is gonna happen if Chandler doesnt show up!
Monica: Well, this is the last box of your clothes. I’m just gonna label it, "What were you thinking?"
Phoebe: Im kind, caring, and sweet. Whats Monica like?
Chandler: No. All right, yknow what, shes (Points to Janice) gonna think that Im handing you a credit card, but what Im really gonna do is hand you a library card.
MNCA: You know what? It seems like you've been making an awful lot of stuff Irish lately.
Chandler: Ha-ha-ha. A little to hard. What am I not ah, boyfriend material?
Ross: Youre right. Thats very different. So lets, lets just sign the papers. All right? (Sits down and Rachel keeps standing there.) What?
Ross: (shocked and confused by the question) What? I... I... (Benjamin looks at him as if to say "What's wrong? Answer the question")
Joey: Yeah, you can get a Volvo. If thats what you really want.
Phoebe: Thats short for Phoebe?! I thought that was just what we called each other!
Joey: (rushing in) Oh my God! What happened here? Did you do all this?
Joey: I know, but I dont think thats what she wants.
Monica: What? So now Im not allowed to fire him?
Chandler: What...? That's not you! Life is good again! Ride 'em cowgirl!
RACHEL: So, he's on the show, he knows what happens.
Rachel: Oh wait! Yknow what? I cant, I cant look at it. I cant. Somebody else tell me, somebody tell me.
Mr. Geller: Well you kids talk about this place so much, we thought wed see what all the fuss is about.
Elizabeth: What are you doing?
Rachel: On Melanie Griffith in "Working girl". I think what you want is over here.
Phoebe: Oh, ok. I see what you're doing, that's fine. This is all there is, just tea, uh, ok. (she drinks her tea) Hmmmm... raunchy!
Ross: I dont know what Im going to do. That date starts in like an hour.
Joey: You know what the Celtics problem is? They let the players run the team.
Phoebe: Well, I never knew mine. Do you remember what it is?
ROSS: Tell me about it. So what, what's your magic number?
Rachel: Ohh. (She touches his arm for support and likes what she feels) Ooh!
Joey: Theres just so much pressure. I mean no offense, but what you guys do is very different. I dont know if youd understand.
Joey: Monica what're you doin'? You can't go shopping with her? What about Rachel?
Joey: (entering, depressed) Hey. I just got off the phone with Estelle and guess what. (Pause, then very excitedly) I GOT THE LEAD IN A MOVIE!!!!!!
Monica: What?! I mean, I didn't work this hard and-and-and lose all this weight so that I can give my flower to someone like him!
Ross: (To Chandler) Yknow what? Actually Im kinda glad theyre leaving cause uh, I need to talk to you about something.
Ross: Ok, but you know what? I gotta say, I'm really impressed that you were able to memorize all this so quickly!
Phoebe: Its mostly just dumb sister stuff, you know, I mean, like, everyone always thought of her as the pretty one, you know... Oh, oh, she was the first one to start walking, even though I did it... later that same day. But, to my parents, by then it was like "yeah, right, well what else is new?"
Monica: What?! Are you crazy?! Im not getting married! Im not even engaged.
Rachel: (on phone) What is my sister doing there?! And why are the drapes shut?!