words in movies
Joey: What?! He got to do it at your first wedding!
Joey: (impatiently tapping Chandler on the shoulder) What about me?! You-you just said I could!
Ross: Fine, yknow what, thats it. From now on, Joey, I want you to be my best man.
Monica: What?
Monica: What Phoebe meant to say was umm, how come youre having a party and were not invited?
Joey: Oh-whoa, what party?
Joey: This is what Ive got going for the party so far, liquor wise. Get a lot of liquor.
Ross: Yeah. Tell ya what, lets not invite any of the anthropologists, only the dinosaur dudes!
Chandler: (entering) Hey guys, what are you doing?
Monica: Look what I got! Look what I got! Look what I got! (She shows Rachel what she bought. She bought a little leather jacket and a little cowboy outfit for the babies.) Can you believe they make these for little people?
Phoebe: What the hell is this?! What, did you actually thought it would make me feel better to give me stuff that I cant use for another two months?! This sucks! All right, whats my next present?!
Gunther: Whats my last name?
Ross: Hey-hey, what are those?
Joey: Oh-oh! (Shows him whats on the back, "Best Man Joey Tribbiani, with a huge picture of him.)
Chandler: (opening the door) What?
Joey: Dude, this isnt funny! What am I gonna do?! I go to bed last night, everythings cool! I wake up this morning, the strippers gone and the ring is gone!
Phoebe: Good. Yknowno-no, okay, its-it feels like everythings been about me lately, so whats happening with you?
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey is trying to figure out what to do.]
Joey: Ugh! I dont know what Im going to do! I called the company that sent and th-they dont care! Then I called 9-1-1 and they laughed at me, if this isnt an emergency, then what is?
Ross: I just wanted to thank you again for last night, what a great party! And the guys from work had a blast. Yknow, one of them had never been to a bachelor party before. Yeah! And-and another one had never been to a party before, so
Ross: So what, Joey? Wh-wh-what? What are you telling me? That theres nothing we can do? Well, how could this happen?!
Chandler: Well, what if we just ah, called her, used a fake name, and had her come to my office?
Monica: What?!
Rachel: What?! She made the tea! (Points to Monica.)
Rachel: You what?
Rachel: Okay. Its okay. Were gonna be okay. Yknow what? Its okay. Im gonna, Im gonna, Im gonna boil some water and just rip up some sheets!
The Stripper: Whats he talking about?
The Stripper: Okay, who are you? The Hardy boys? Look, I dont need to steal some stupid ring, all right? I make $1,600 a week doing what I do; any of you guys make that?
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, the guys are now trying to figure out what next to do, since their plan with the stripper backfired on them.]
Phoebe: Okay thats even sadder. Look, I know, I know what I got myself into, its just that now that theyre in me its like, its like I know them yknow, I mean-I mean, its just not gonna be easy when these little babies have to go away.
Rachel: And yknow what else, oh my God, are they gonna love you.
Monica and Rachel: What?!
Rachel: What?!
Joey: So! Things can go wrong! You dont know! What if he doesnt make it?!
Joey: Yeah, but what if he doesnt? Hes such a good duck.
Joey: Yeah, it is! You wouldnt have lost the ring, right? Yknow what, Ross you were right from the start, he (Chandler) should be your best man.
Chandler: What a baby.
Monica: What do you think youre doing?
[Scene: A Restaurant, Monica and Chandler are sitting at a table. Monica is checking her makeup as Chandler suddenly has a horrifying thought and starts patting down his pockets until he finds what hes looking for and sighs in relief.]
Monica: What?
Rachel: What?! Why? Joey you were so ready for it!
Monica: What?!
Chandler: Hey Pheebs, whats up?
Chandler: Well, what if all my stuff was here?
Joey: What? Whats going on?
Chandler: Oh, the duck seems to think that Monica got me garbage! Hmm, I wonder what I could get Monica thats as good as garbage?
Rachel: (Looking through her purse.) Okay, you know what? I dont have it, but I can tell you exactly where it is on my night stand, and...okay. But you know what? I have my drivers license and I have a twenty. (She slides it across the counter.)
Rachel: Thats right! You do what the hand says!
MNCA: Sure, what? Ok, ok. [hangs up the phone] [to Rachel] Music?
Joey: Whoa, Monica runs a pretty tight ship over here. What are you doing?
Ross: What? Why? Whats wrong?
Joey: Hey uh, whats with the candy?
Monica: What?
Monica: What? (Laughs.)
Monica: Whats going on?
Ross: What?! What?! Rach what?!
Phoebe: Yeah, okay. Hey, wait. Do you know what kind of birth control she was using?
Joey: Whats going on?
Rachel: Whats up?
Joey: All right now, so? What do you think?
Melissa: You have been M.I.A for the past seven sorority newsletters, whats up with you?!
Ross: What is it?
Monica: Phoebe is going to say "Yes" to David. See, that's what happens when you meddle in people's lives!
Ross: Hey, whats behind your back?
Monica: What is it?
The Director: What kind of surgery?!
Monica: Honey, whats going on?
Doug: Whats going on Bing? Does uh, your wife have a problem with me or something?
Monica: Oh thats right, thats what Id sound like if I exploded.
Ross: What?
Rachel: (entering) Hey guys! Whats up?
Mona: So, whatd you tell him?
Monica: Please, don't listen to Joey, okay. Would you look at him? He-hes obviously depressed. He's away from his family; he's spending Thanksgiving with strangers. What he needs right now is for you to be his friend.
Phoebe: What stuff?
Monica: (Thinks a little more) Okay, Okay, (clapping her hands) All right. What if we got both houses? Huh? We can turn this house into a guest house.
Rachel: What?! No! Im not gonna move out!
Rachel: No seriously! Seriously! What has happened to the sanctity of marriage?
Ross: Oh! ...Yeah, they were gross. Oh, you know what I loved? Her Sweet 'n' Los. How she was always stealing them from- from restaurants.
Joey: Yeah-eh-eah! (Rachel glares at him) Oh-oh, sorry, I-I knew what he meant.
Joey: Hey, whats up?
All you want is a dingle, What you envy's a schwang, A thing through which you can tinkle, Or play with, or simply let hang...
Ross: Anyway, so, uh, so what is it?
Monica: I cant believe it! What is it? Is it the rubbing or the smell?
Ross: Cmon! Joey! What is it?
Ross: (He notices something through the window.) No! No! Wh What are you doing?!! (Dr. Ledbetter is slowly backing away.) GET OFF MY SISTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chandler: (goes to hug him and stops short) HeyyyyWhat?
Chandler: What?
Phoebe: Honey, youve got to go. Whats his office number?
Rachel: (To Phoebe) Well, whats he like?!
Chandler: What did you just do?
Monica: What are you supposed to be?
Monica: I know! What is this, 1985?!
Phoebe: (on phone) 'Right, well look, um, if Joey loses this audition, that is it for Estelle. I don't care! Annie you are a doll, what time can you see him?' (to Monica) I need a pen. (Chandler hands her one, but she needs something to right on, so she tilts Chandler's head over and writes on the back of his neck)
Chandler: (mouths to Phoebe) What?
Policeman: Well I tell you what
Chandler: What are you doing?!
Bitsy: The woman you what? (Phoebe overheard what Michael said and now enters the room)
Ross: What?! Youre in love with her.
PHOE: Oh, oh sweet Lord! This is what evil must taste like!
PHOEBE: I sound amazing. I, I, I've never heard myself sing before. I mean, except in my own head. Oh, this is so cool, now I can hear what you hear.
Chandler: I'll tell you what, for the rest of our lives, I'll be careful until told otherwise. <looks at china> hey wait a minute this isn't the china we picked out..
Chandler: What do we do?
Rachel: Joey? Whats up?
Rachel: Okay whats up?
Monica: All right, whats going on?
Monica: Jeez! What is with you?
Chandler: My Catholic friend is right. She's distraught. You're there for her. You pick up the pieces, and then you usher in the age of Ross! (Ross and Chandler look off into the distance. Joey, wondering what they are looking at, looks in the same direction)
Rachel: (stunned) What?
Phoebe: Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Umm, could-could I get a copy of that? Cause Carol threw it out, she lost ours. Shes such a scatterbrain, but man what a hot piece of ass.
Waiter No. 2: Whats the matter with them?
CHANDLER: OK, I was wrong, that's what they used to cover Connecticut.
Monica: Whats up?
Chandler: What?! No! No!
Joey: All right so, so what do I do?
Phoebe: Are you just repeating what I'm saying?
Roy: No, no, you're right. Who am I kidding? I should have hung up that breakaway jockstrap years ago. What am I gonna do? I mean, this has been my life for thirty two years. Taking my clothes off in front of people is all I know.
Rachel: What?
Joey: What he wants to buy your baby?!
Ross: No, I can't. I have back-to-back classes. Did Molly say what she had? Because my throat's been hurting?
Ross: When I happened to look through the window and I see you kissing a guy you know, for what? A week?
Chandler: What problem did you tell him you had?
Phoebe: What?!
Phoebe: Hmm, pulling in a salary in the high six figures or rubbing gross naked people for chump changeooh, what do I do?! What will I do?!
Rachel: What?!
Chandler and Monica: What?!
Rachel: (worried) What?
Joey: What?! Why?!
Ross: What? Rach! Come on, thats terrible! Theyre uh theyre babies. Theyre-theyre all beautiful.
Monica: What?!
Phoebe: What?
Joshua: Then uh, whats-whats this? (Shows her the real anti-theft device.)
Monica: I can not see him? I mean, you can't tell me what to do!
Rachel: Oh! I knew it! What happened?
Cop: (stopping her) Hey, wait a second! So wait, what precinct are you with?
Ross: Oh Donald that-that would be great. I am totally ready to come back to work. IWhat? (He notices something through the window.) No! Wh What are you doing?!! (Dr. Ledbetter is slowly backing away.) GET OFF MY SISTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rachel: Chandler, what did she say?
Chandler: What are you doing?