words in movies
Chandler: (To Phoebe) Y'know what? I have been trying to apologize to him all week! If he's not gonna let me do it on the phone, I'm gonna go down there and do it in person.
Chandler: Uh, what was that?
Phoebe: (saddened) It's okay. What the hell took you so long?
Monica: What?
Phoebe: Okay, what about after I give you these candies? (Hands them each one from her purse.)
Chandler: What Richard thing?
Rachel: (takes off her robe) Oh! Look what happened! {Don't get your hopes up guys, we only get to see her from the back or from the neck up. Its times like these I wish that the networks would broadcast some nudity other than Denis Franz's butt.} (In her head.) Huh, check me out! I'm in my kitchen naked! I'm picking up an orange. (Does so) I'm naked! (Goes into the living room) Lighting the candles, naked, and carefully. (She backs anything that might have a point like a candle on her body away.)
Ross: (in his head) Oh my God! That's Rachel naked! I can't look at that! I am looking at this. (Looks back at his book.) Okay, vivid colors, expressive brush strokesUnless she wants me to be looking at that. She knows I'm home. She knows I can see her. What kind of game is she playing? I think maybe someone's lonely tonight. Oh-ho, Dr. Geller! Stop it! You're being silly! Or, am I?
Ross: So do I. (Slowly walks in.) Okay Rach, before anything happens (He takes off his coat) I just want to lay down a couple of ground rules. (Turns back to face her.) This is just about tonight. I don't to go through with this if it's going to raise the question of "Us." (Rachel's confused) Okay? I just want this to be (Kicks off his left shoe) about what it is! (Kicks off the other one.)
Rachel: (laughs) What?! Are you crazy?
Joey: Uhh, because I'm shooting a scene right now. Yeah, I uh, I play a gladiator. Uh, y'know what? Hold-hold on a second. (To no one in particular) Can we cut? Yeah, my-my friends are here, I'm gonna take a little break.
Chandler: Why?! What happened?!
Monica: I can not see him? I mean, you can't tell me what to do!
Monica: Oh y'know what? If you're gonna be acting like this all night, I really, I don't even want to be around you.
Chandler: What are you talking
Ross: What?! You totally get embarrassed!
Joey: Wait a minute! Why don't I do what that guy did? I'll take this $100 and turn it into $5,000! And then I'll turn that into enough money to get my movie going again!
Monica: Y'know what? You're right Phoebe. You're right. Thank you! (Gets up to find Chandler.)
Rachel: Ross! What are you I'm sorry sir. I just, I think he just really likes you.
Ross: What the? What
Chandler: (totally confused) What?
Joey: Dont you see what this means?! I can forget about that stupid movie. I'm gonna be a millionaire!
Phoebe: (sees Rachel's face) What? Did you go to a costume party? Let me guess umm Pancho Vila? (Points at Rachel) and you're Bob Saget. (An old lady has sat down at the slot machine Phoebe was just at.)
Rachel: What are you talking about Pheebs? (Takes out her compact) I don't (She gasps when she looks in the mirror and sees her face.) (To Ross) Oh my God, you drew on me?!
Phoebe: Whoa, what kind of party was this?
Ross: What?
Ross: What? No-no, a lurker.
Ross: What?!
Ross: Your what?
Ross: What?! That's not gonna make you any money!
Monica: Wait Chandler, what are you doing?!
Chandler: What does it look like? I'm going home.
Monica: What? Wait! Why? (He turns and heads for the door and she chases after him.) Chandler! Chandler! Wait! Im sorry, I was just playing for one second! I was trying to find you to tell you that, look if you don't want me to see Richard again, I won't! He means nothing to me!
Rachel: What?! What else did he say?
Joey: Okay, so what are we going to do about this hand twin thing?!
Ross: (gets up) All right. Y'know what? We dont have to go downstairs! We can bring Vegas up to us! (He grabs a deck of cards and pulls up a chair.) All right, come on, come on, we'll play some blackjack. Here we go. (Deals the cards.) 13.
Ross: (does so) Oohh, 23. (Rachel looks at him.) Which is what we play to at this casino! You win 10 dollars! (Holds out a ten.)
Monica: That's right baby! Okay, what do I want now?
Monica: Okay, good! Okay, what do I want now?
Monica: What?
Chandler: (sees the roll) Yes!! I love you! I can't even remember what we were fighting about!
Monica: Oh, that's because I had lunch with RichMe neither! Okay, what do I want now?
Chandler: Okay, okay, I tell you what. You roll another hard eight; (pause) and we get married here tonight.
Monica: What did you just say?
Chandler: Okay, so if an eight comes up, we take it as a sign and we do it! {Whoa! Where have I heard that before? Matthew Perry talking about signs in Las Vegas. I guess it must've been some movie I saw.} What do you say?
The Lurker: What?!
Phoebe: What time? Maybe we can share a cab!
Rachel: Yeah, and also we need more umm, drinks. Hold on a second. (Gets up but stumbles a little bit.) Whup, okay. (She makes it to the phone and picks it up, without dialing.) Hello! Vegas? Yeah, we would like some more alcohol, and y'know what else? We would like some more beers. Hello? Ohh, I forgot to dial!
Rachel: Oops! All right, so what do you want to do now?
Rachel: Okay, y'know what? There's only one way I'm leaving this hotel room.
The Security Guard: What?!
Phoebe: (entering and sitting down at the table.) Hello. My name is Regina Phalange. I'm a businesswoman in town on business. Would you like to see my card? (Looks down) Ooh, what did I do with my file-a-facts? I must've left it in conference room B.
Monica: What are you doing?
Mona: Hi! Hi. Hi, Rachel! (to Ross) Whats she doing here?
Rachel: Whats-whats going on? Phils really pissed!
RACHEL: Oh, what a load of crap. That is a dot. Your mother is up in heaven going, 'Where the hell is my lily, you wuss?' OK, Phoebe, that is not a tattoo, this is a tattoo. [she bends over and bears her tattoo right when Ross returns]
Joey/Drake: Can you really live the rest of your life never knowing what we could have been?
Jill: No! Yknow what Rachel? Youre right, yknow he has been really nice to me.
Ross: What do you mean?
Chandler: So, do you know what youre gonna call her yet?
Phoebe: Y'know what? We thought you were different. But I guess it was just the coma.
Ross: Whoa, hey! What are doing? Trying to get me drunk?
Chandler: Okay! (They kiss) So, what do you girls have planned for tonight?
Rachel: (crying) No. I cant, youre a totally different person to me now. I used to think of you as somebody that would never, ever hurt me, ever. God, and now I just cant stop picturing with her, I cant, (Ross stands up and backs away) it doesnt matter what you say, or what you do, Ross. Its just changed, everything. Forever.
Phoebe: What do you know?!
Joey: (to Chandler and Monica) Well, what is going on with you two?
Joey: You bet! Whats the part?
Phoebe: What am I gonna do?
Monica: Uh-oh, whats the matter?
Monica: And well, what did she say?
Ross: What do I do now?
Joey: Yeah, what were you trying to get her to do?!
Chandler: What?
Monica: (Entering) What are you guys doing here?
PHOEBE: [Standing in living room with Chandler and Joey. She pulls a huge bathing suit out of a box] Hey, Mon, what is this?
Monica: Y'know what, I like Kathy.
Ross: What?
Joey: (returned) No, no, it�s okay, I already told the waiter what they want.
Emily: What?
[Rachel, seeing what he did for her, gets up, walks across the room, and kisses Ross]
Joey: Really. And what do you mean you never have fun anymore? You have fun with me, remember that time we saw those strippers and you paid me 50 bucks to eat that book?
Rachel: Oh my God... What.. What are you guys doing here?
Monica: Whats Phase Two?
Monica: So, maybe I am a little high maintenance. And maybe Rachel is a little bit of a pushover. But you know what we decided you are?
Monica: Well, what kind of food is he looking for?
Phoebe: What does the sign say?
Chandler: Well what Yknow what Im gonna do? Im gonna go over there; Im gonna kick his ass! (Pause) Will you help me?!
Rachel: Joey, youre gonna have to stop rushing me, you know what? You dont get any dessert.
Joey: What do ya say? What do ya say?
Monica: (stopping him) What, what are you doing? You cant go out there.
Chandler: (To Ross) Well, there you are! So what did Elizabeth say?
Monica: What is it?! What about Pete?
Rachel: Yeah! Its an apothecary table. Does anyone even know what an apothecary is?
JANICE: And what? Missed the expression on your face? Janice likes to have her fun.
JOEY: You know what the. . . [sees Chandler on his knees, holding the couch cushions]
Rachel: Thats what I told him!
Joey: Thats right! And what are you not gonna do?
Monica: What do you have against the beautiful guest room?
Amy: Hey you know what, this kid needs me, okay? She needs to have a cool fun aunt!
Ross: What?! (Checks his hair.) Give-give me a brush.
Ross: What?
JOEY: Hey Ross, I'm aware of what I owe.
Phoebe: Guess what. Frank Jr., and Alice got married!
Janice: Whats the matter? Is something wrong? Do you have to stay?
Monica: Oh my God, what are you gonna do?!
Dr. Green: You know whats really good here, the lobster. What do you say shall I just order three.
Phoebe: What?
Monica: I have no idea what you just said.
ROSS: Oh my God, what happened?
Chandler: So what are you going to do?
Joey: What?
Dr. Green: What do you need help for?
Joey: So what, like people are gonna come in and think, "Uh-oh, I'm outside again?" Of course!
Rachel: What?! Joey got a turkey stuck on his head?!
Voice: What is the name of your roommate who is very, very sorry and would do anything (Joey realizes its Chandler and hangs up the phone in anger.)
Phoebe: What?! Oh my... (sees the remains of the house) Oh my God!! What happened?!
Ross: What?
Emily: What?!
Wendy: Okay, let me ask you something: if what you and your wife have is so great, then why are you spending Christmas with me?
Ross: What? Oh yeah, yeah I think so. Why am I invited to this again?
Chandler: What the hell is going on?!
Chandler: What?
MR A: Well, I don't know what to tell you dear. The only thing I can think of is that she always used to say that before she died, she wanted to see everything.
Rachel: Okay, see now, what I just heard: blah-blah-blah, blah-blah-blah-blah-blah, blah-blah-blah, blah, blah.
Joey: (to the waiter) What are you still doin here?! I told you, lobster ravioli!
Chandler: Oh yeah, then uh, what was Phoebes song about?
Joanna: What are you doing?
Ross: Hey, yknow, yknow what would make me really happy?
Rachel: Oh yeah, no, whats that?
Chandler: What?
Chandler: I was asleep. (She takes off her robe and starts to shiver) Oh no! No-no honey! Yknow whats sexy? Layers. Layers are sexy. And blankets are sexy. And oh! Hot water bottles are sexy.
Joey and Chandler: What?!
Mrs. Bing: What is with you tonight?
JOEY: C'mon show us what you bought. . . You know you want to.
Monica: Oh, what are we gonna do! I don't wanna see her!!
Joey: What?!
Joey: (entering) Ross! Get a shot of this. (He's carrying an issue of the USA Today and hands Ross the camera.) Hey babies! These are the headlines on the day you were born! Okay, now girl baby turn away and boy babies (Throws the paper away to reveal a copy of Playpen, which is the TV version of Playboy Magazine.) Check it out, huh?! This is what naked women looked like the month you were born. All right, now let's dive right into the good stuff. (Joey opens the magazine and Ross sticks the camera in it.)
Chandler: So uh, what are you in for?
Monica: Thank you. So what does this Bob guy look like? Is he tall? Short?
Joey: Oh, c'mon, I mean, there's you, then there's Charlie, and it's like... (sighs) What the hell is my problem? OH! (He falls back on the bed)
ROSS: I'm sorry I'm late, what happened?
Phoebe: What is that?
Phoebe: What did he say?
Monica: You know what, everything's gonna be okay.
Ross: What happened?
Kate: Happy?! Is that what Im supposed to be Vic? Happy?
Rachel: What?
RACH: Yeah! Closure. That's what it is, that's what I need. God, you're brilliant! Why didn't I think of that? How do I get that?
Monica: Well you know it's just like living with a girl. Only they don't steal your makeup. Unless they're playing "This is what my sister would look like" (Looks at Chandler)
Phoebe: What are you guys talking about, I loved it! It was soo moving. Oh, plus its just, its so different from the stuff you usually hear.
Ben: What did we just finish talking about Ben?!
Rachel: (hurt) What?
Joey: (climbing out of the hole) What?! What?!! What is it?!