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Monica: Whats the big deal?
Joey: Hey, yknow what? Ill come too. Im making money now; its about time I give something back.
Ross: Uh-uhWow! Uh, I thought you guys were just like making jokes, I had no idea. What you know what? You guys are wrong. Uh yes, there is a chronological age difference but I never notice it. You know why? Because she is very mature. Besides, it doesnt really matter to me what you guys think. I mean, Im the one dating Elizabeth, not you!
Joey: Thats not what she said last night. (Ross glares at him.)
Chandler: Will you marry me? Will you marry me? (Makes like a gun with his fingers.) Hey, you marry me! (He gives up as Joey, Rachel, Phoebe, and Ross slink in all excited.) Whats going on little elves?
Monica: Oh, thank you! (The gang exhibits signs of quiet apprehension and wears knowing glances.) (Monica giggles.) Whats going on?
Phoebe: So now whats going on here?
Phoebe: No, I know what a silent is I meant, whats going on with your hair?
Rachel: Well, yknow what? Actually, I was about to bid on this lovely trip to Paris.
Ross: Whats-whats going on?
Ross: Oh, you have to call the police! Thats what I did to the kids in my building!
Ross: Uh, so this play umm, what do you think? Its-its gotten great reviews! Yknow the uh
Rachel: What are you doing?
Rachel: What?! What?! What?!
Joey: What?! I dont have 20,000!
[Scene: A Restaurant, Monica and Chandler are sitting at a table. Monica is checking her makeup as Chandler suddenly has a horrifying thought and starts patting down his pockets until he finds what hes looking for and sighs in relief.]
Monica: What are you doing?
Chandler: What?! Im Chandler! (She nods towards the doorway, Chandler turns and looks) Oh, thats Richard!
Rachel: What were you thinking?!
Joey: Well, what am I gonna do Rach?! I dont have that kind of money!
Rachel: I know. Okay. (Whispering and thinking.) Okay. Okay. All right. All right, this is what were gonna do, we are gonna go to the next highest bidder, and we are just gonna let them buy it, and then youre just gonna pay the difference.
Chandler: What?!
Ross: Oh my God, you guys!! (Hes excited about what he thought happened.)
Ross: What? (Excited) A-ohh! (Realizes) Ohh. Oh thats right thats right. Thats Richards favorite place too.
Ross: Yknow, maybe she is too young for me. Yknow, when I was over there and she was running around with her friends, I felt like I was a baby-sitter. I finally started to see what you guys were talking about. I dont know what to do.
Monica: Why dont you just weigh out the good stuff about the relationship against the bad stuff. I mean thats what I did when I first (looks at Chandler and pauses) weighing stuff.
Mr. Bowmont: What the hell, its for a good cause! All right!
Rachel: (To Joey) What?! What?!
Phoebe: I wanna see whats in your hand. I wanna see the trash.
Chandler: (after the door closes) What did you guys just do?!
Phoebe: What happened?
Joey: What?! Noooo (Phoebe gasps.)
Chandler: This is terrible. What am I going to do?
Ross: What?!
Monica: What are you up too?
Monica: Well thats a little crazy. Although I am yknow glad to hear that youre branching out on what you look at on the Internet.
Monica: Ohh Oh, thats okay I hate when people come back to complement the chef. Like I have nothing better to do! So whats up?
Monica: What uhWhat did youWhat?!
Monica: What the Yes youre too late! Where was all this three years ago?!
Monica: What were you doing in Africa?
Monica: Ohhh! What are you doing to me?! Oh look, I-I Im sorry but umm, this-this-this-this is not going to happen.
Rachel: I mean Im probably 98% happy, maybe 2% jealous. And I mean whats 2%? Thats nothing.
Chandler: If marriage worked, Id be all for it. But do you know what the divorce rate in this country is? 97%.
Monica: Oh my God! Then-then-then what are we even doing?! What is this?!
Chandler: Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! What is all this pressure?! Is this some new kind of strategy? Why dont you put down your copy of The Rules huh mantrap?!
Monica: Yknow what?! I gotta go! Ugh!
Rachel: Yeah, Im pretty confident about that. Thats what makes it so easy for me to be 80% happy for Monica and Chandler! It would be nice to have a little guarantee though.
Phoebe: What do you mean?
Joey: Whoa-whoa, whats the matter?! Talk to the captain!
Monica: What?!
Monica: What does he think? Does he think Im just gonna wait around for nothing?
Joey: You got that from what I said?!
Ross: What happened you guys?
Rachel: So what do you say we make a pact? If you and I are both single by the time were 40, we get married. I mean, we know each other, we like each other, and weve-weve already slept together so yknow therell be no surprises there! You know what I mean? No like, "Whats that?!"
Rachel: What? Who?
Chandler: What?!
Chandler: Well what Yknow what Im gonna do? Im gonna go over there; Im gonna kick his ass! (Pause) Will you help me?!
Chandler: What?!
Rachel: What?!
Phoebe: I dontLook I dont know what youre complaining about now? You were both aware of the situation!
Rachel: Okay, yknow what?! I know-I know how to settle this! All right here, this is what were gonna do! Im gonna write Joey on one napkin (does so) and Im gonna right Ross on the other napkin (does so) and we are going to pick one! And that person is going to be our backup! Okay?
Monica: I missed this apartment! Now, this is a grown-ups apartment! Yknow, I-I should be with a grown-up, do you know what I mean?!
Chandler: Yknow what? I cant believe this! Do you know what you did? My girlfriend is out there thinking things over! You made my girlfriend think!!
Chandler: And what does she have to think about? I love her!
Chandler: What?
Chandler: What are you talking about?
Chandler: Okay! (He joins her on one knee) Okay! Okay! Oh God, I thought (Starting to cry, pauses) Wait a minute, I-I can do this. (Pause) I thought that it mattered what I said or where I said it. Then I realized the only thing that matters is that you, (Pause) you make me happier than I ever thought I could be. (Starting to cry again.) And if youll let me, I will spend the rest of my life trying to make you feel the same way. (Pause as he gets out the ring.) Monica, will you marry me?
Rachel: Oh hell, hes done this three times! He knows what its about!
RACH: Phoebe, what the hell are you talking about? Other than their names being similar, I'm sorry, I do not see what you're seeing.
Ross: (to Rachel) You see what men do! Dont tell me men are not nice! (points to Chandler) This is men!!
Rachel: ..You're, you're 'mah mah mah' what?
Phoebe: God, what happened?!
Ross: Hey you know what? You know what? To avoid this little thing in the future, let's just say, you and me, never having sex again.
Monica: Whats the matter?
Rachel: And y'know what, Im gonna, Im gonna go to bed now, but ah, on my way to work tomorrow morning, Im gonna stop by around 8:30.
Ross: What are you doing?
Rachel: Whoa! My God! So what, you all just joined together to hate me?! Who else was in this club?
Joey: What?
Chandler: What?!
Chandler: So what the hell happened to you in China? I mean, when last we left you, you were totally in love with, you know.
[Scene: Monica and Chandlers bedroom, hes still trying to figure out what to make Monica.]
Rachel: (entering) Joey, what are you doing with the bag? You're audition is not until tomorrow.
Ross: So what're you saying here? I should shave again, pick up some wine, what?
Chandler: What?
Joey: Hey what do you say, we move this onto the likes of the couch?
Rachel: Did I say I was done guessing? Okay, thank you for that. Oh wow! Whats this?
Rachel: Ok, I, I hear what you're sayin'. I'm with you. Um, but I, but I'm trying really hard. And I think I'm doing better. I really do. Does anybody need coffee? (everyone in the place raises their hand) Oh, look at that.
Phoebe: No he wont. And thats not even the point! Monica, I made a whole speech about you do not cancel plans with friends! And now yknow what? Just because, potentially, the love of my life comes back from Russia just for one night, I-I should change my beliefs?! I should change beliefs! No! No! No, if I dont have my principles, I dont have anything!
Ross: What did you get?
Chandler: What happened? What happened?!
Rachel: Arghh!! (She quickly hangs up the phone and starts to pace around wondering what to do.)
Monica: Oh yeah, what are you reading?
Joey: WhatBut you saw the show!
Joey: Whats up?
Rachel: I love him. Hes so pretty I wanna cry! I dont know what to do. Tell me what to do.
All: (in the kitchen) What?
Tim: What?
Monica: This is Rachel. I mean, what are you gonna do, never going to talk to her again? I mean I know its weird, its awkward, but you gotta at least try.
Rachel: What?!
PHOE: Wow. What are you gonna use it for?
Monica: Is that, is that what they call strippers sometimes?
MONICA: Hey, Rache. You know what we haven't played in a while?
BARRY: Yeah, what are they gonna say you didn't love me anymore. Come on.
MONICA: You know what, maybe I don't need to have children. You know maybe I just think I do because that is what society, and by that I mean my mom, has always convinced me that I...(sees two little girls dancing together) I do, I have to have children, I'm sorry, I just do.
Joey: Oh. Why would you scare me like that? What the hell is going on? (Pause.) Is somebody pregnant?
Rachel: Whats Flimbys?
Monica: (removing ear plugs) What?
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's erm, Monica and Rachels, Monica has finally given up on her search to find what the light switch does and is now flicking it on and off aimlessly.]
Rachel: Phoebe, honey, if you hate it so much, you should walk out there right now and quit! Be true to what you believe in! Honey, you have principles and I so admire that! I don't have any!
Ross: What happened?
Rachel: Yeah, I did, but y'know what? I am really, really trying to cut back, y'know? (Laughs) Good luck, Rach.
Monica: Paolo, I really hate you for what you did to Rachel, (hands him a lasagna) but I still have five of these, so heat it at 375 until the cheese bubbles.
BIG BULLY: You know what I keep wondering? Why you two are still sitting here.
Rachel: Heeeeey, where have you been? (He shows her his thumb) What happened to you?
Joey: What? Are you out of your mind? Lets throw some jello on them.
Ross: Okay, okay. If that is what it takes to show you how much you mean to me, and how much I want you there. Then that's what I'll do.
Billy: Whats the matter?
Joanna: What?! What would make you think that?
Rachel: What?
Joanna: Wait-wait-wait-wait-wait-wait-wait-wait!! If youre gonna get all sensitive about it! I dont want to lose you. What if I, create a position for you? Ill make you an assistant buyer in this department.
Monica: What, that little thing at the prom?
Phoebe: What?
Phoebe: Yeah! What are you saying?
Rachel: What? Hey wait a minute! Phoebe, how do you even know who the father is?
The Salesman: Well ah, what can you swing?
Chandler: What 'not work out'? I'm seeing her again on Thursday. Didn't you listen to the story?
Ross: So what, Joey? Wh-wh-what? What are you telling me? That theres nothing we can do? Well, how could this happen?!
Sophie: You brought a picnic, oh, what a boyfriend. Thats it, on Monday I start wearing make-up.
Ross: She's having lunch with him. She's having lunch with him. And you should of seen the hug she gave him when she got the job. And, and, and, (to Joey) he's really good looking. (Joey gives an enthusiastic thumbs up) What am I gonna do?
Phoebe: What?!
Rachel: Oh okay, I see what youre doing there.
Rachel: Heard what?
Monica: So I did tell you. Okay, y'know, that really isnt the thing. Umm, the thing is that, right now Im just in a place in my life where I need to focus on me. Y'know what I mean?
Ross: That's all right, Rach, we got the bags. Hi, hello. Julie, this is my sister Monica. This is Chandler. Phoebe. Joey, what up?
Ross: You don't, you don't know what your wearing?
Ross: Is that what I want?
Phoebe: Whats wrong Mon?
Ross: (gets up) All right. Y'know what? We dont have to go downstairs! We can bring Vegas up to us! (He grabs a deck of cards and pulls up a chair.) All right, come on, come on, we'll play some blackjack. Here we go. (Deals the cards.) 13.
Phoebe: For what? I cant believe this! I gotta get out of here. (leaves)
Chandler: Well, I dont really know what that is, but lets!!
Rachel: Im sorry honey, what were you saying?
Rachel: Well, so what does he do?
(Ross throws his hands out in a What are you doing? gesture)
Phoebe: You guys, you know what I just realized? 'Joker' is 'poker' with a 'J.' Coincidence?
Phoebe: When I was you! Y'know what, its all Joeys fault, cause he left his nose open!
Monica: What are you doing?!
Joey: What?
Joey: I don't get it. What happened? What about everything you said under the bridge?
Rachel: Okay, honey, what he means by that, is ...while this is a very nice gift, maybe it's just not something a boyfriend gives?
Phoebe: What are you gonna name the baby?
Rachel: Oh, oh. (she's holding the present, a transparent bag with a white stick in it). What is this?
Sandy: What is it...? (Ross hesitates) Please...? (he tilts his head)
Monica: What the hell happened?!
Phoebe: What?
Chandler: I am, I actually am. I mean this is amazing. My entire life I have feared this place, and now that I'm here it's like what was the big deal. I could probably say 'Let's move in together.' and I'd be okay.
Rachel: Oh, y'know what, I didnt want cinnamon on this.
Chandler: So, what do you thing the good news is?
Phoebe: What, that's it?
ROSS: Ok, Pheebs! How 'bout we'll each just pay for what we had. It's no big deal.
Mrs. Geller: Whats this? Blue nail polish?
Ross: What?
Rachel: What do you think Monica mean when she said she didnt want to talk, especially with me? I mean, why not especially you and me? We were both out there kissing.
Mr Zelner: Yeah, his name is Ross. (Ross looks very surprised) What?
PHOEBE: Oh my God!� I love things.� What happened?
Ross: What? (the cat jumps on his shoulders) Ow!
Ross: In fact, I'll bet you 50 bucks that you can't go the whole year without making fun of us. Eh, y'know what, better yet? A week.
Ross: What?
Phoebe: Im telling you hes dead. What we are about to have here is a dead fat guy on a stick.