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Rachel: And I also wanted you guys to know that I am telling the father today. (They all look at her expectantly) What? What? What?
Monica: Well, what were you gonna say?
Rachel: Yeah but how do I start? I mean, whats-whats the first thing that I say? (They all pause to think.) Okay great! Thanks. (She starts to leave.)
Chandler: (entering) Hey, what was that all about?
Chandler: (in a high pitched voice) What?! I didnt even know thatWhy didnt you tell me?! (Pause) Why am I talking like this?!
Chandler: (in the high pitched voice) What?! (Normal voice) I am an excellent secret keeper. I have kept all of our secrets.
Joey: What secrets?
Phoebe: What?! They took mine to give to you!
Phoebe: Well, what am I gonna do? I really need my guitar!
Phoebe: What stuff?
Phoebe: What?
Ross: I think I might know what this is about.
Joey: Yeah, I dont think thats what it is.
Ross: Im telling you. Im telling you. Thats what it is. No wonder she was looking at me all funny during the wedding. She didnt say anything to you?
Ross: Yeah, I guess I should. (Starts to leave.) Man, yknow what I have to realize? Maybe Im just not the type of guy women can have just one night with. Yknow, they-they always seem to want a little bit more. I should remember that. (He pauses and then exits.)
Ticket Agent: Oh, let me see what I can do. (Checks the computer) There are some first class seats available.
Joey: What the hell is that?
Joey: Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Treeger, what are you doing?
Monica: Look at that! Look at that! Theyre going into the first class lounge! Do you know what they have in there?
Rachel: (confused) What?
Rachel: Seriously. What?!
Ross: Okay. Okay. Yknow what? If you want to, we can do it one more time. I mean Id-Id be okay with that. In fact, I have some time right now.
Rachel: Okay, yknow what? Can I, can I talk now?
Ross: What? What? What?!! Well they should put that on the box!!!
Rachel: Listen, yknow what? I was really freaked out too when I found out
Rachel: Yknow what? Lets, lets talk later.
Ross: Oh my God! What happened to the door?!
Joey: Well, what did you say to her?
Joey: (shocked) What?
Joey: What?! (Grabs his condoms from his pocket and looks.)
Monica: What? (Monica sees the first couple and gasps.)
Monica: What? Are you serious?! (To Chandler) Joey smells gas!
Chandler: What else is new?
Ross: What? Oh yeah. (He moves next to her head.) Im sorry. I mean I-I think I went a little crazy. I mean I was thinking about myself when I (Wanders towards Rachels feet) reallyI should have been thinking about you Rach
Rachel: What married?
Rachel: What, because thats your answer to everything?
Rachel: What?!
Ross: What? What?!
Phoebe: What are you guys talking about, I loved it! It was soo moving. Oh, plus its just, its so different from the stuff you usually hear.
Ben: What did we just finish talking about Ben?!
Rachel: (hurt) What?
Joey: (climbing out of the hole) What?! What?!! What is it?!
Ross: Oh whats the big deal?! I wasnt even invited to the ceremony, just the reception. And-and yknow what? If it makes you feel any better, Joan and I will just make an appearance and then, and then well-well leave early as a sign of protest.
RACH: Joey, honey, they don't know what they're talking about.
Ross: What?
Ross: What? Okay, okay, okay, okay.
MONICA: You know what this is, this is us getting ready for the prom.
Ross: My son? Pretty serious. (Theres a knock on the door and Ross answers it.) Oh hey Katie! (The cashier from before) What uh, what are you doing here?
Phoebe: Remembered what?
Rachel: What did you just say?
Monica: That's probably what they'll say.
Monica: Well, Rachel wants to take swing dance lessons. Which I think is a really stupid idea! It's dangerous, she's never gonna get what she wants, and who knows who she might (Turns to look at Ross) end up hurting.
ROSS: C'mon, what, you never think about our future?
Chandler: Oh, just this! (turns around and has a paint lid stuck to the back of his pants.) Yknow what its my fault really, because the couch is usually where we keep the varnish.
Ross: What?!
Ross: I just wanted to thank you again for last night, what a great party! And the guys from work had a blast. Yknow, one of them had never been to a bachelor party before. Yeah! And-and another one had never been to a party before, so
Chandler: To yourself. (finishing) Hey-hey-hey, y'know what that's pretty good.
Joey: Hey, you dont even live here anymore! What are you doing answering my phone? I have my machine!
RACH: What's that? What? I saw my name. What is it?
Chandler: Oh God, it freaked me out. Okay, I know it shouldnt have, but it did. I mean I like her, I dont want to stop seeing her, but every so often its like Hey, y'know what, wheres your leg? I mean Im the smallest person in the world arent I? Im the smallest person in the world.
Monica: What?
Ross: Oh, just hold on a second. Im watching this rugby thing on ESPN. I dont know what the big deal is. Im man enough to play this sport.
Monica: Y'know what? After you're with this woman for like ten minutes, you forget all that. I mean, she is this astounding person, with this, with this amazing spirit.
Frank Jr.: That's not what we talked about!!
Joey: That wasn't a real date?! What the hell do you do on a real date?
Monica: Isn’t it? Then what about the amazing wainscotting and the crown molding and the dormer windows in the attic?
Joey: Thanks! Okay-okay check it out! (Reading from the script) Picture? What picture? (He pauses then spits) Eh?
Ross: Yknow what? I think I can take care of myself, Ill talk to you later. Good-bye. (Hangs up the phone and turns to find Jill sitting really close to him.) Whoa! Uh, that was your sister actually. She-she thinks that youre just using me.
Chandler: (opening the door) What?
Ross: You know what? That is a very good idea. I'm gonna go make a pitcher of Margaritas.
Ross: Mom, yknow what? I-I cant deal with this right now. Im sorry
JOEY: [opens the drapes] Hey, Ross! What are you doin'?
Ross: (opening the door to see Mona standing there) Mona? What arehi! What are you doing here? Im, um, supposed to pick you up!
Ross: Hold on a second, alright? Just think about what you went through the last time you quit.
Joey: (coming out of the bathroom) Whats twisted?
Monica: What?!
Chandler: This is terrible. What am I going to do?
Rachel: You what?
MNCA: What these? [holding up liquor bottles] Oh, these are, um, for.. cuts and scrapes.
Monica: What did you tell them?
Ross: It's actually kinda interesting to find out what people are doing... remember Andrea Rich?
Rachel: (not sure of what to do) Yknow what? I dont, I dont think Phoebe really wants to come.
Monica and Rachel: What?!
Rachel: What?!
Chandler: What a baby.
MONICA: What have I not told you?
Joey: Yes, but y'know what? It doesn't matter who knows what. Now, enough of us know that we can just tell them that we know! Then all the lying and the secrets would finally be over!
Chandler: (calling from the bathroom) What are you doing here?
Rachel: What?!
Phoebe: Y'know what, but there is, there is no right or wrong, here.
Rachel: Would you stop?! What is the matter with you?!
Chandler: Let her know I like her? What are you, insane? (The girls make disgusted noises.) It's the next day! How needy do I want to seem? (To the guys) I'm right, right?
Rachel: I know, it's amazing. It's amazing. It's so much better than what I had at Ralph Lauren. The money is great...
Ross: What? What?
Ross: 30 seconds on the clock. 5 questions wins the game. The lightning round begins now! What is Joeys favorite food?
Joey: Really? To what?
Ross: Come on, I think this is a good thing. I dont think Mom wouldve hired you if she didnt think you were good at what you do.
Joey: But what does that gonna do...
Monica: What, he doesnt like Josh?
Ross: (sees the chick) Ohhh, hey! All right, listen, I-I have that TV thing in like two hours, and I need your help, okay? What do you think? (takes out two suits) This blue suit, or this brown one?
Rachel: Oh, yknow what? I cant. I have to have dinner with that Melissa girl.
Monica: What? I-I said you had a-
Ross: You know what the scariest part is? What if there's only one woman for everybody, y'know? I mean what if you get one woman- and that's it? Unfortunately in my case, there was only one woman- for her...
Ross: She said what?
Joey: Well Ross, it seems pretty clear. I mean whats more important? What people think or how you feel, huh? Ross, you gotta follow your heart.
Ross: Theres no or in mind. What is wrong with these pants?!!
Chandler: I cant believe I did this! What an idiot!
Joey: What? You ordered pizza without me?!
Phoebe: Well, I mean look it's, it's not your fault, you know. I mean this is just what, what she does to guys, okay.
(Chandler can't believe what he's hearing. He looks at Monica, then at the others, then back at Monica.)
Joey: Whats in it?
The Acting Teacher: All right, lets start with some basics. Can anybody tell me what the difference between upstage and downstage is?
Ross: whats up, Dad?
Chandler: Ok, I don't care what you guys say, something's bothering her.
Phoebe: (seeing Rachel's clothes) What a neat idea. All your clothes match. I'm gonna do this.
Phoebe: Oh my God!! (She runs after him, but sets of the security system, which locks the stores door and brings down a set of bars behind her, caging her in.) No! What?! Help me! Let me out! Now! (Points the musket at them.)
Chandler: (into receiver)Hello? Hey Charlie, what do you know?
Ross: No, no you don't understand the animal hospital is way across town he's choking I don't know what else to do.
Chandler: What do you mean?
RACH: And ya know what, now I've got closure. [Rachel slams the door and locks it. She sits down, visibly upset. She puts her head in her hands and begins to cry. Ross comes back and is standing outside the window. When Rachel regroups and gets back up to finish closing, she sees him. She smiles. She goes to open the door and can't get the lock undone.] ROSS: Try the bottom one. [She opens the door and they kiss.] [Scene: Chandler and Joey's apartment. Chandler answers the door to find Monica.] CLOSING CREDITS CHAN: Monica, it's 6:30 in the morning. We're not working out, it's over. MNCA: No way, with one pound to go, c'mon. We're workin', we're movin', we're in the zone we're groovin'. CHAN: OK, I don't, I don't mind the last pound. OK, in fact I kind of like the last pound. OK, so don't make me do anything that I'll regret. MNCA: Ooh, what'cha gonna do, fat boy, huh? What? CHAN: Nothing, except tell you, uh, I think it's wonderful how much energy you have. MNCA: Well, thanks. CHAN: I mean, especially considering how tough it's been for you to find work. MNCA: Well, you know. CHAN: You know, I mean, you can't tell your parents you were fired because they'd be disappointed. MNCA: [sad] Uh-huh. CHAN: And it's not as if you have a boyfriend's shoulder to cry on. MNCA: Well no, but um. CHAN: I mean, if it were me, I think I'd have difficulty just getting out of bed at all. MNCA: Y'know, I try to stay positive. . . CHAN: So, you feel like goin' for a run? MNCA: Alright. CHAN: Because, you know, you don't have to. If you want, you could just take a nap right here. MNCA: OK. Just for a little while. CHAN: OK. [Puts an afghan over her and dances into his room]
Chandler: No-no all kids are embarrassed by their parents, youd have to come up with a whole new word for what I went through. When I was in High School, he used to come to all of my swim meets dressed as a different Hollywood starlet. Yknow its hard enough to be fourteen. Youre skinny. Youre wearing speedoesThat your mom promised that you would grow into! And you look up into the stands and theres your dad cheering you on dressed as Carmen Miranda. We was wearing a headdress with real fruit that he will later hand out to your friends as a healthy snack!
MR. GELLER: Look, I know what you're going through. When I turned 50 I got the Porsche. You... you got your own little speedster.
Rachel: What? Oh, I'm sorry, I can't, I'm busy.
Frank: What, you dont think I know that?
Monica: You know what Id love to do? I would like to go to France and eat nothing but bread and cheeseNot even bread, just cheese. No, I want the bread. Yeah. Ah, and pastries (Breathlessly) And pate. Oh, Im really not high, its just I used to be fat.
Mrs. Waltham: (Looking evilly at her husband) Sorry, what?
Chandler: What?
Joey: (With a confused look on his face.) What?
Joey: Oh, just er... you know, looking around. But you know what? This house... is great.
Monica: No, that is what the game is.
MONICA: So what, he's a little older, big deal, I mean he's important to me. Ya know if you ask him, he might take you on his Jag. [walks off]
Ross: You know what, I think weve had all the bad luck were going to have. (He hugs her.)
Phoebe: If I havent said it before: shes a lucky, lucky lady! So, where are you going towhat the mother of crap is up with this stuff? (Referring to the taffy, which shes been chewing this whole time.) Oh, God. Is it gum, is it food? Whats the deal? (she swallows it, finally) Oh, its nice! May I try a pink one?
Dr. Green: Ross? Whats with the neck?
Phoebe: But they shouldn't happen, you know what, you're, you're in a terrible, terrible business. Oh God, I don't wanna be the person who makes your face look like that.
Chandler: What we did last night was....
Doug: (to Chandler) You! Chuckles! Whats your name?
Alice: Oh no, but when it comes to love, what does age matter?