words in movies
Rachel: And I also wanted you guys to know that I am telling the father today. (They all look at her expectantly) What? What? What?
Monica: Well, what were you gonna say?
Rachel: Yeah but how do I start? I mean, whats-whats the first thing that I say? (They all pause to think.) Okay great! Thanks. (She starts to leave.)
Chandler: (entering) Hey, what was that all about?
Chandler: (in a high pitched voice) What?! I didnt even know thatWhy didnt you tell me?! (Pause) Why am I talking like this?!
Chandler: (in the high pitched voice) What?! (Normal voice) I am an excellent secret keeper. I have kept all of our secrets.
Joey: What secrets?
Phoebe: What?! They took mine to give to you!
Phoebe: Well, what am I gonna do? I really need my guitar!
Phoebe: What stuff?
Phoebe: What?
Ross: I think I might know what this is about.
Joey: Yeah, I dont think thats what it is.
Ross: Im telling you. Im telling you. Thats what it is. No wonder she was looking at me all funny during the wedding. She didnt say anything to you?
Ross: Yeah, I guess I should. (Starts to leave.) Man, yknow what I have to realize? Maybe Im just not the type of guy women can have just one night with. Yknow, they-they always seem to want a little bit more. I should remember that. (He pauses and then exits.)
Ticket Agent: Oh, let me see what I can do. (Checks the computer) There are some first class seats available.
Joey: What the hell is that?
Joey: Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Treeger, what are you doing?
Monica: Look at that! Look at that! Theyre going into the first class lounge! Do you know what they have in there?
Rachel: (confused) What?
Rachel: Seriously. What?!
Ross: Okay. Okay. Yknow what? If you want to, we can do it one more time. I mean Id-Id be okay with that. In fact, I have some time right now.
Rachel: Okay, yknow what? Can I, can I talk now?
Ross: What? What? What?!! Well they should put that on the box!!!
Rachel: Listen, yknow what? I was really freaked out too when I found out
Rachel: Yknow what? Lets, lets talk later.
Ross: Oh my God! What happened to the door?!
Joey: Well, what did you say to her?
Joey: (shocked) What?
Joey: What?! (Grabs his condoms from his pocket and looks.)
Monica: What? (Monica sees the first couple and gasps.)
Monica: What? Are you serious?! (To Chandler) Joey smells gas!
Chandler: What else is new?
Ross: What? Oh yeah. (He moves next to her head.) Im sorry. I mean I-I think I went a little crazy. I mean I was thinking about myself when I (Wanders towards Rachels feet) reallyI should have been thinking about you Rach
Rachel: What married?
Rachel: What, because thats your answer to everything?
Rachel: What?!
Ross: What? What?!
(In the rooms next door, Joey, Rachel, Ross and Charlie stop kissing and try to understand what the yelling was about. After a while they continue kissing. We're back in Chandler and Monica's room. Monica has some of her own hair stuffed in her mouth by Chandler.)
Joey: Yeah uh, what am I gonna do?
Monica: Now, Mom, everything's going fine, really. (Listens) Yeah, Ross is great. He's uh, he's in a whole other place. (Listens) No, he's gone. (Listens) No no, you don't have to fly back, really. (Listens) What do you mean this might be your only chance? (Listens) Would you stop? I'm only 26, I'm not even thinking about babies yet.
Rachel: What? Wait-wait a minute, what? Phoebe, what's the matter?
Rachel: Ok, you know what, I'm just gonna take her outside.
Rachel: Oh no, no-no-no, that's not, not, not, what he is doing. He's just, he's just really romantic.
Rachel: Okay, Pheebs, yknow what, lets look at this objectively all right? Ninth grade, right? The obsession starts. All right? The summer after ninth grade he sees me in a two-piece for the first time, his obsession begins to grow. So then
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey is trying to figure out what to do.]
Ross: Hey, yknow what? Not all spring breaks are like that.
Mrs. Green: Plus, what are you planning on doing with the baby while youre trotting out to the garbage ten times a day?
Monica: (giggles) Of course I have! What do you think, Im some 30 year old virgin?
Joey: What? Rachel, listen, have you ever heard of Fortunata Fashions?
Chandler: Can you figure out what Im doing?
Rachel: What is?
Ross: Yknow what? Yknow what? Rachel, just-just drop it.
Chandler: Sure! Just give me a second to get all huffy and weird like you! Do you believe that who everdid something over here last night did what they did or didn't do ...I mean come on!!
Chandler: What?
Monica: What?! People dont do that!
Rachel: What a jerk! You want me to kick his ass?
Rachel: Im sorry, they were just all coming at me, and I didnt know what to do.
Chandler: Hey, you know what you can do? I remember reading about this director, I think it was Orson Wells, who at the beginning of the movie would hire somebody, just so he could fire them in front of everybody. Then they would all know, whos boss.
Joey: Whoa! Is this porn? What did I do? I mustve hit something on the remote.
Phoebe: Hey, you know what might help you deal with it? Think of it this way, you and Emily are in the past and you can't be mad about the past. So are you still mad about the Louisiana Purchase?
Ross: Well, thats what Im here for. (Emma starts crying again) Want me to get that?
Emily: Oh my God! What are you doing here? (They hug)
Monica: What about my questions?
Phoebe: Oh, all right. Oh! Look what we almost took!
Joey: Oh-whoa, what party?
Ross: What?!
Monica: Phoebe, it's not what you wear. It's sort of your songs... I just don't think you should play at the restaurant anymore.
Rachel: (to Ross) Whats your problem?
Ross: Hey, whats going on?
Joey: What? Were you like in the movie, or Anyway, she takes off her bra under her shirt and pulls it out the sleeve. Very sexy, and classy.
Chandler: Sure. Ummm. Whats up?
[Cut to Monica and Chandlers just after Monica has finished telling Chandler what happened.]
Rachel: What?!
Rachel: What are you talking about?!
RACHEL: My parents happened. All they had to do was sit in the same stadium, smile proudly, and not talk about the divorce. But nooo, they got into a huge fight in the middle of the commencement address. Bishop Tutu actually had to stop and shush them. But you know what, you know what the good news is? I get to serve coffee for the next 8 hours.
Monica: Oh my God, me too! Oh! Oh, we'd be like friends-in-law! Y'know what the best part is? The best part is that you already know everything about him! I mean, it's like starting on the fifteenth date!
Chandler: I had to! Okay, imagine you were married... and you found a tape of your wife in another guys' apartment... Wouldn't you need to know what was on it?
Dr. Drake Ramoray: What is it?
Joey: What? You werent in it.
Rachel: What?!
Monica: (without looking up from what she's doing) Besides tampons and salt? (Then looks) Ooh! My God! Maple candy! That's so sweet of you. (Opens the box) That's weird...it's empty!
Monica: What?! You said he was sweet!
Monica: What do you mean?
Phoebe: What?! No, you cant, you cant leave me here with them! Were baby-sitting!
Ross: Yep, and you know what other holiday is coming up?
Chandler: Sure, whats up?
Monica: Oh no! I dont know anything about cooking. I had to ask someone what its called when the, when the water makes those little bubbles.
Phoebe: What a sad little life she must lead. Okay, ooh (starts dialing).
Joey: (backs off) What? Whoo... What?
Rachel: (pause) And Monica, what are you going to make?
Joey: Well Ross, what did you think she was gonna do?
Joey: What do you mean?
Joey: Dude! What is going on?!
Mike: Hey... Wh... What are you doing?
Joey: That's how they do pants! First they go up one side, they move it over, then they go up the other side, they move it back, and then they do the rear. (Chandler and Ross stare at him) What? Ross, Ross, would you tell him? Isn't that how they measure pants?
Tim: What?
ROSS: Yeah, it was, but...I get home, ok, and I see Julie's saline solution on my night table. And I'm thinking to myself, oh my god, what the hell am I doing? I mean, here I am, I am with Julie, this incredible, great woman, who I care about and who cares about me, and I'm like, what, am I just gonna throw all that away?
Ross: Uh-huh. What happened?
Rachel: (to Julie) Thank you. (under her breath to Chandler) What a bitch.
Ross: It was the chair again! Okay? Im not doing it! It whatlook, I dontyknow whateh-eh (He walks away and goes over to Mona.) Hi.
Ross: What?
Singer: Okay, my next songs called: Phoebe Buffay, What Can I Say. I Really Loved When We Were Singing Partners, And I Shouldnt Have Left You That Way.
Phoebe: What?!
Eric: So what do you do?
Monica: What?! Theres only been like four kids.
Monica: What?! Really?!
Phoebe: It's a tarantula! (Joey almost falls down from his drum-stool jumping up) Oh! God! Rachel, look, I'm sorry. What was I thinking giving Joey this big, gross, scary spider in such a poorly constructed cage?
Phoebe: What?
Chandler: (smiling) Hey, I hear what your saying, okay? And, thanks for the warning.
Chandler: What question?
Joey: Yeah... I think we do... (sighs, with folded arms)... about what?
RACHEL: I'm sorry, what did you just say? Did you just say hi? Oh my God, Ross, Ross, Ben just said 'Hi'.
Monica: What? I-I bought groceries, I was gonna make you dinner!
Phoebe: (saddened) It's okay. What the hell took you so long?
Eric: What?
Ross: What?! That-thats all the way cross town, Im supposed to teach a graduate seminar there in ten minutes.
Ross: Dear Mary-Angela. Hi. Hows it going. This is the hardest letter Ive ever had to write. (to Chandler) What the hells a matter with you? How do you think Joeys going to react when he finds out that you blew off his sister with a letter?
The Salesman: So, heres somebody interesting, Joey. What do you know about Van Gogh?
Chandler: Whats the matter?
Rachel: Wow! What did he do?
Ross: No the mans right, thats what I had with Rachel.
Joey: See this is what I was afraid of, I didnt think I should be here either but somebody (Looks at Chandler) said hed be over it by now.
Joey: (To the gang) Hey, no matter what happens with Ross and Emily, we still get cake right?
Ross: What?
(Ross begins to say something, realizes what Gunther just said, turns, and glares at Chandler. Chandler just shrugs it off.)
Chandler: Hey thats what I tell girls about me.
Chandler: (pause) What?
PHOEBE: And a crusty old man said I'll do what I can and the rest of the rats played moroccas. That's it, thanks, good night.
Rachel: I dont know, Id leave it on the changing table? (Everyone gasps.) What?! Whatd I do? Whatd I do?!
Monica: What about your breath?! (Breathes on him.)
Phoebe: No, I know what a silent is I meant, whats going on with your hair?
Brenda: What happened?!
Brenda: Whats going on?!
Joey: What is wrong with me. It looked more delicious when it was a penis.
Phoebe: What sex?
Chandler: Oh, come on Monica, reliving past pain and getting depressed is what Thanksgiving is all about. Y'know, for me anyway. And of course, the Indians.
Brenda: What?