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Joey: (laughing and turning off the TV) So, what did you guys think?
Joey: (on phone) Mom, so what did you think? (He walks away allowing the gang a chance to figure out what theyre gonna say.)
Rachel: What are you gonna do Pheebs?
Phoebe: What? You mean behind my back?
Joey: (entering from bathrooms excitedly) You guys! You guys! Youre not gonna believe what my agent just told me!
Monica: What?!
Hilda: What?
Rachel: Really?! (Taking his resume) Okay well then, all right, well just have a seat there. Umm, so whatswhat iswhats your name?
Rachel: Oh come on, what are you talking about? Youve got three years painting houses. Two whole summers at T.G.I. Fridays, come on!
Chandler: Hi sweetie. So, what was with all the whispering?
Monica: Really? Okay, so why dont you tell me what happened to Ross Junior year at Disneyland?
Monica: If you tell me, Ill tell you what Phoebe said.
Chandler: No, he visited a little town south of throw up. (Monica laughs hysterically.) So what was Phoebes secret?
Chandler: What about him?
Rachel: I love him. Hes so pretty I wanna cry! I dont know what to do. Tell me what to do.
Phoebe: Come on you know what to do! You hire the first one! You dont hire an assistant because theyre cute, you hire them because theyre qualified.
Rachel: Uh-huh. No, I hear what youre saying and-and-and that makes a lot of sense but can I just say one more thing? (Takes out his picture.) Look how pretty!
Joey: Well. I guess you think youre pretty special huh? Sittin up here in your fancy small hall building. Makin stars jump through hoops for ya, huh? Well yknow what? (Throws the script away) This is one star whos hoop This is a star that the hoopthis hoopI was Dr. Drake Remoray!
Rachel: Hi! Tag. What are you doing here?
Tag: What?
Chandler: Hey! Whats up?
Ross: Oh, nothin much. Just trying to figure out what Im gonna do for dinner.
Ross: (notices the table) HeyOoh! Whats-whats that, dinner stuff? You making dinner?
Ross: What you got over there? Tacos?
Ross: Eh, either way Ill pass. (Quietly to Chandler) I still cant eat those. (Monica is getting something out of the fridge and starts laughing.) Whats so funny?!
Ross: (To Monica) Look, okay-okay I had food poisoning! Its not like I choose to do it! Its not likeIts not like I said, "Umm, what would make this ride more fun?!"
Monica: (running up to Ross) What happened in Atlantic City?!
Ross: And this girl is making eyes at Chandler, okay? So after awhile he-he goes over to her and uh, after a minute or two, I see them kissing. Now, I know what youre thinking, Chandlers not the type of guy who just goes to bars and makes out with girls, and youre right, Chandlers not the type of guy who just goes to bars and makes out with girls.
Rachel: Well wait a minute, what happened to Days of Our Lives?
Phoebe: What happened?
Kathy: Cute assistant! Whats his story? Is he
Chandler: Quick! What time is it?! (Holds his watch in front of her face.)
Monica: I dont know! Time to kiss a guy maybe?! (Ross laughs.) What are you laughing at Pampers? (He stops laughing and glares at her.)
Rachel: Well yeah, sure, whats up?
Chandler: Whats the matter?
Rachel: Wow! What did he do?
Ross: No the mans right, thats what I had with Rachel.
Joey: See this is what I was afraid of, I didnt think I should be here either but somebody (Looks at Chandler) said hed be over it by now.
Joey: (To the gang) Hey, no matter what happens with Ross and Emily, we still get cake right?
Ross: What?
(Ross begins to say something, realizes what Gunther just said, turns, and glares at Chandler. Chandler just shrugs it off.)
Chandler: Hey thats what I tell girls about me.
Chandler: (pause) What?
PHOEBE: And a crusty old man said I'll do what I can and the rest of the rats played moroccas. That's it, thanks, good night.
Rachel: I dont know, Id leave it on the changing table? (Everyone gasps.) What?! Whatd I do? Whatd I do?!
Monica: What about your breath?! (Breathes on him.)
Phoebe: No, I know what a silent is I meant, whats going on with your hair?
Brenda: What happened?!
Brenda: Whats going on?!
Joey: What is wrong with me. It looked more delicious when it was a penis.
Phoebe: What sex?
Chandler: Oh, come on Monica, reliving past pain and getting depressed is what Thanksgiving is all about. Y'know, for me anyway. And of course, the Indians.
Brenda: What?
Rachel: What bra?
Rachel: What is this?
Rachel: Wow! Whoa-whoa whats under the covers?
Chandler: Her what?!!
Monica: Oh my God! Joey, what did you do after you threw her leg on the fire?
Erin: What about Benitez?
Chandler: What?
Rachel: Monica, last Saturday night, what happened on Walker: Texas Ranger?
Joey: So, so, whatd ya think?
Rachel: All right, you're the boss. I guess I gotta do what you tell me.
Dr. Green: What?!
Chandler: What are you doing?
RACHEL: [on phone] Ross, hi, it's Rachel. I'm just calling to say that um, everything's fine and I'm really happy for you and your cat who, by the way, I think you should name Michael. And, you know, ya see there I'm thinking of names so obviously, I am over you. I am over you and that, my friend, is what they call closure. [hangs up and tosses phone in the ice bucket]
Mona: What?!
Rachel: Joey I dont think you know what behalf means.
Phoebe: So what do you guys want for an engagement present?
Monica: What?
Monica: Yknow what? Im gonna make this up to you. I promised you a stripper (turns on the radio), and youre gonna get a stripper. (She starts to strip.)
Lorraine: Hi, Joey. (Sees Chandler.) Well well, look what you brought.
Joey: What?!
Ross: Hey! Oh, Im so glad you guys are here. Ive been dying to tell someone what happened in the Paleontology department today.
Phoebe: What?
Joey: You're a lucky man. You know what I miss the most about her? That cute nibbly noise when she eats. Like a happy little squirrel, or a weasel.
Phoebe: Whoa, what kind of party was this?
Monica: What?
Rachel: (To Ross) You know what? We should call my mum's house and say goodnight to Emma before she goes down.
Will: So what do you, what do you do now?
Monica: What?
Ross: No! Hey, you know what? I'm sorry. I would never force you... to hire someone you were this uncomfortable with...
Rachel: Im sorry. What?
Phoebe: Oh. Ew! Ew! Ew! Ugh! Yknow what? This is too weird.
Phoebe: What?! What else did you do?
Rachel: What?!
Rachel: What rumor?
Joey: Just what needs to be done! Dearly beloved, we are gathered here to join this man and this woman
Joey: Excellent! Lets play Bamboozled! Chandler, youll go first. What is the capital of Columbia?
Kim: So it's down to these two, Nancy I know you like this one and I think I agree. Rachel, what do you think?
Ross: What?
Rachel: What?
Ross: (sexily) Yes there will. (Mona leaves and Ross tries to find the same table.) Oh guess what, Molly Gilbert youve just been bumped up to table one. And if its all right with you Im gonna take your place at table sixMartin Clickclocken.
Rachel: Oh Ah! (Sees a big stuffed gorilla) Oh my gosh theres something every mother needs, a giant stuffed gorilla that takes up the entire apartment! What are people think (Reads the card) Oh you guys I love it.
Monica: Hey! So what do you think?
Phoebe: What?!
RACHEL: What is this? What are we doing?
Tommy: What is in the cup?!
Ross: What?
Ross: What disposable cameras?
Chandler: (opening the door) Whats wrong?
Joey: (angrily) What?!
Chandler: It's okay, the duck's using our bathroom anyway. (Kathy goes into the bathroom.) Hey Joe! What are you getting Kathy for her birthday?
Rachel: Oh my God! What happened?
Rachel: What?! Dina
Monica: Me? What are you talking about? Nobody could steal me from you. I mean, just because I'm friends with her doesn't make me any less friends with you. I mean, (starting to cry) you're my...We're, we're...Oh, I love you.
Chandler: Whats going on?
Chandler: What?
Rachel: Joey, what are you doing?
Rachel: What college was that Dina?
Joey: Hey, whats the horsepower on this thing?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, erm, Chandler and Joey's, Joey is debriefing Rachel on her rejection earlier that day and telling her what she shouldve done. Ross and Phoebe are watching.]
Phoebe: She was acting, she was pretending like she hasnt heard from him on years, but I found this picture on her fridge, and look (shows Monica)! Isnt this what he would look like now?
Phoebe: Yeah! Sure! Yep! (Gets up) Oh, y'know what? If I heard a shot right now, I'd throw my body on you.
Dr. Green: Whats TiVo?
Joey: What? Me having a job?
Ross: Ill tell you what Mon, Ill give you the first box for free.
Ross: Well, Im gonna go see her. I want to bring her something, what do you think shell like?
Monica: Oh, you're so sweet. (They hug and kiss.) Oh, but wait, what about our, what about the future and stuff?
Phoebe: Yeah... The woman you what?
Mona: What?
Phoebe: What?! He was with her when he wrote this poem. Look, (reading) 'My vessel so empty with nothing inside. Now that I've touched you, you seem emptier still.' He thinks Monica is empty, she is the empty vase!
Chandler: I'm not gonna watch it... I don't NEED to watch it... I mean, what good could possibly come from watching? (sighs) Well, we know I'm gonna watch it. (Chandler moves to put the tape in the VCR and Joey enters the apartment)
Monica: So, what are we gonna do today?
Phoebe: (To Ross) For what it's worth, we would have caught her if we were at the right airport.
Chandler: Yknow what would really help me through this tough time is choking something. Can I choke ya?
Ross: You know what, its, its better this way anyway. I mean I dont know what I was thinking, going down that road again with us. Its just much easier if were just friends who have a kid.
Rachel: What?
Chandler: Okay, uh, how about, how aboutyknow what? We could play a new game. A new game, its fun.
Chandler: What the fu(beep)ck are you doing?!
Mona: What?
Joey: Oh, whats wrong?
Joey: (on a pay phone holding a box) Not as upset as he's gonna be when he finds out what I did with his sweater vests!
Monica: Ok, I'll tell you what. How about I cook dinner at my place? I'll make it just like Mom's.