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Joey: (laughing and turning off the TV) So, what did you guys think?
Joey: (on phone) Mom, so what did you think? (He walks away allowing the gang a chance to figure out what theyre gonna say.)
Rachel: What are you gonna do Pheebs?
Phoebe: What? You mean behind my back?
Joey: (entering from bathrooms excitedly) You guys! You guys! Youre not gonna believe what my agent just told me!
Monica: What?!
Hilda: What?
Rachel: Really?! (Taking his resume) Okay well then, all right, well just have a seat there. Umm, so whatswhat iswhats your name?
Rachel: Oh come on, what are you talking about? Youve got three years painting houses. Two whole summers at T.G.I. Fridays, come on!
Chandler: Hi sweetie. So, what was with all the whispering?
Monica: Really? Okay, so why dont you tell me what happened to Ross Junior year at Disneyland?
Monica: If you tell me, Ill tell you what Phoebe said.
Chandler: No, he visited a little town south of throw up. (Monica laughs hysterically.) So what was Phoebes secret?
Chandler: What about him?
Rachel: I love him. Hes so pretty I wanna cry! I dont know what to do. Tell me what to do.
Phoebe: Come on you know what to do! You hire the first one! You dont hire an assistant because theyre cute, you hire them because theyre qualified.
Rachel: Uh-huh. No, I hear what youre saying and-and-and that makes a lot of sense but can I just say one more thing? (Takes out his picture.) Look how pretty!
Joey: Well. I guess you think youre pretty special huh? Sittin up here in your fancy small hall building. Makin stars jump through hoops for ya, huh? Well yknow what? (Throws the script away) This is one star whos hoop This is a star that the hoopthis hoopI was Dr. Drake Remoray!
Rachel: Hi! Tag. What are you doing here?
Tag: What?
Chandler: Hey! Whats up?
Ross: Oh, nothin much. Just trying to figure out what Im gonna do for dinner.
Ross: (notices the table) HeyOoh! Whats-whats that, dinner stuff? You making dinner?
Ross: What you got over there? Tacos?
Ross: Eh, either way Ill pass. (Quietly to Chandler) I still cant eat those. (Monica is getting something out of the fridge and starts laughing.) Whats so funny?!
Ross: (To Monica) Look, okay-okay I had food poisoning! Its not like I choose to do it! Its not likeIts not like I said, "Umm, what would make this ride more fun?!"
Monica: (running up to Ross) What happened in Atlantic City?!
Ross: And this girl is making eyes at Chandler, okay? So after awhile he-he goes over to her and uh, after a minute or two, I see them kissing. Now, I know what youre thinking, Chandlers not the type of guy who just goes to bars and makes out with girls, and youre right, Chandlers not the type of guy who just goes to bars and makes out with girls.
Rachel: Well wait a minute, what happened to Days of Our Lives?
Phoebe: What happened?
Kathy: Cute assistant! Whats his story? Is he
Chandler: Quick! What time is it?! (Holds his watch in front of her face.)
Monica: I dont know! Time to kiss a guy maybe?! (Ross laughs.) What are you laughing at Pampers? (He stops laughing and glares at her.)
Rachel: Well yeah, sure, whats up?
Chandler: Ok, so now that you're in, what are you gonna do if we win?
Monica: Joey!! What the hell were you doing?!
Phoebe: So okay what? Youre gonna be married to a girl who doesnt even know about it?!Op, woman! Sorry.
Mona: Oh, Rachel! Wait! Hey, I hope you dont take this the wrong way, but, but, um what are you doing?
Ross: No! No! Im not! Its-its-its perfect! I mean its better than you just-just moving here, cause its us together forever, and thats-thats what I want.
Ross: Oh Im, Im making this too hard. Okay, what do you want me to do.
Phoebe: I want to see what he wants first.
Chandler: (lets him out) What happened?!!
Joey: Yep. Hey, what do you say we make it a double feature?
ROSS: What? You have a date? Who with?
Joshua: Uhh, actually yknow what, I kindaI have to take off.
Ross: Huh. Yknow whats not one of a kind? A twin!
Phoebe: (deadpan) Come on Ross. Were sorry. Please tell us what it is.
Phoebe: Well, what period is it from?
Joey: What?! (Grabs his condoms from his pocket and looks.)
Janice: Uh-oh-okay. Uh-oh-okay. I know what you all are thinking. But Chandler is in Yemen! I'm a young woman! I have needs! I can't wait forever!
Phoebe: Thats the same month as Halloween. So, um, what kinda things do you like to do at home?
Rachel: What? Oh my God! Im gonna miss you so much! (Starts to cry.)
Paul: Wait! Wait! Listen! Listen to this! (Flips a couple pages and points to something.) Yknow what I wanted to be when I was that age?
Chandler: Hey, yknow what? I was wrong.
Chandler: (answering phone) Hello. Hi, Janice! Can you hold on for a second? Okay. (to Monica and Rachel) Okay, what do I do?
Rachel: I did the first time! Oh. Oh.. <gets up and walks into the kitchen> And you know what. You want to know why I'm not giving Emily to you.
Mark: Yep. Yep, thats what I didnt want to know.
Rachel: Oh, oh, that's what you're talking about. (to Chandler) Hey.
Rachel: Okay. So what? You guys would just like get together and like just say mean things about me?
Phoebe: No, no, no, I know, I know, ooh. (on the phone in a different voice) 'Hi, this is Katelynn, from Phoebe Buffay's office. Um, is um, Ann there for Phoebe, she'll know what it's about.'
Rachel: Yeah! Once, I figure out what I'm wearing.
Ross: This isn't what I ordered! Man! Can anything go right in my life?! First my marriage falls apart and then
Rachel: What is that noise?
Joey: (To Monica) Hey, so what is the big surprise?
Janine: (not sure of what to make of that) Okay.
Phoebe: Well, I-I thought a lot about what you said, and um, I realilized duh, all right maybe I was a little judgmental. Yeah, (looks at the tree) oh, but oh...
Ross: Chandler!!! Chandler!!! (He opens the door to the apartment but is stopped by the chain; Chandler and Monica quickly stop making out and try to get dressed.) Chandler, I saw what you were doing through the window! Chandler, I saw what you were doing to my sister! Now get out here!
Will: I actually know what youre talking about. Im here to tell you something my friend, you can eat and eat and eat but nothing will ever fill that void.
Rachel: Cecilia Monroe man, what a great actress.
Rachel: (from another room) Oh my God, what a great surprise! This is such a beautiful house.
Rachel: Whoa, wait, listen, I think Im just gonna talk to Ross about what he think it meant.
Monica: Youre supposed to double the tax. Not double the tax of Romania. I mean, whats-whats the deal? Are you, are you trying to buy me? Is this the way you get girls to go out with you?
Joey: So Pheebs whats this guy like?
Ross: Of course, what happened? (Lets her in.)
Rachel: Hi. What are you doing here? Isn't this against the rules?
Phoebe: Come on, you saw the way he ran out of here! What do you think? He's gonna stick around and talk to the daughter he abandoned!
Joey: Come on baby, dont go. Please? What do you say?
JOEY: Well, I don't know. I don't know what we're gonna be doin'. I mean, what if we're at her folks' place?
Chandler: Oh, y'know what, Im gonna be okay, you dont have to throw a party for me.
Ross: Whats that on the bottom?
Chandler: Okay. (They both realize what he just said.)
Ross: No you doy'know what, youre not gonna suck me into this.
A Woman: What is taking so long?! I mean whatever!
JOEY: Yeah, I know exactly what she's goin' through.
Joey: What? I I just figured since youre pregnant youre not gonna be seeing people.
Phoebe: So, what are we gonna do? Are we just gonna go ahead and set them up with people?
Rachel: (she looks at the cake) Oh my God! Look what... you made it into a bunny. How did you do that?
Ross: What? Fine? Because I am! Aren't you? Aren't you? Aren't you? You see? Who else is fine?
Monica: Its wrong. You know what else is wrong? Phoebe picking Rachel.
JOEY: All right, you know what we gotta do? We gotta get you outta here. Come on, I'll buy you breakfast, let's go.
Ross: No, it's just...you know the whole "getting on with your life" thing. Well, do I have to? I mean, I'm sitting here with this cute woman, and, and, and she's perfectly nice, and, but that there's, that's it. And um, and then I'm here talkin' to you, and, and it's easy, and it's fun, and, and I don't, I don't have to...You know, here's a wacky thought. Um, what's say you and I give it another shot? No no no, I know what you're gonna say, you're a lesbian. But what do you say we just put that aside for now you know? Let's just stick a pin in it, ok? Because, we're great together, you know. You can't deny it. Besides, you're carrying my baby. I mean, how perfect is that? But see, you know, you keep sayin' that, but there's somethin' right here. I love you.
Monica: Well if-if thats what it is, then its-its crazy.
Chandler: (watching in her) (in his head) Look at her go! She must love me more than I love her! Whats wrong with me? Ooh, dont open that door.
Ross: Yes! No-no! I know, I know what the list is! Mom! Look if you see Chandler, could you just let him know Im looking for him?
Nurse: (not sure what to do with that) Okay
Joey: Yeah, definitely, definitely. Ok, what do you wanna see first?
Mr. Geller: What?! Ive never seen one before!
Monica: (on phone) Awww, y'know what your nickname is, Mr. Big
Chandler: I'm not sure what they did, but I'm inclined to blame Enron.
Chandler: Yeah, but Sebastian? What is that? A cats name?
(There's a pause as they figure out what to say.)
Ross: Yes, that's what I have. It's not on the board.
David: She's also a scientist, so she's very smart and pretty and... well, it's actually because of you, really, that we're together, I mean, I saw what you had with that Mike guy, and I just said "Boy, I want that".
CHANDLER: Oh, I thought that's what they used to cover Connecticut when it rained.
Tag: What did Joey say? I like you back?
Rachel: Umm, I think hes still out. Whats wrong?
Rachel: I wouldn't worry about it. She's always coming up with stuff like this, and you know what? She's almost never right.
Joey: Yeah, what are ya gonna do?
Monica: You better believe he's tired, after the day we had! If you know what I mean. You know what I mean?
Joey: Um-hmm! Look, I-I-I don't know how much more of this I can take! Did you know he taped over my Baywatch tape with some show about bugs! My God! What if that had been porn?
Rachel: All right, okay, look, what if you could keep the apartment and get the tickets?
Joey: Ha-ha. LookCome on, I dont know what to do or say. (He laughs.)
Phoebe: Yeah, say my name. Say it! (She stops when she realizes what shes doing.) And now Im going to cover you back up, and umm were never doing this again.
Chandler: Y'know what, I know what will cheer you guys up! (he starts spreading envelopes among them) I had a little talk with the boys in New York, told 'em about all the hard work you've been doing and that a little Christmas bonus may be in order.
Joey: Yknow what? This is not fair to her. Lets just forget the tape!
Ross: Yknow what (Moves away as Chandler enters, panicked.)
Monica: Can you believe it? ...Y'know what? I just don't feel the thing. I mean, they feel the thing, I don't feel the thing.
Chandler: (realizes what Ross just said and the implications to him) I am mad! But you know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna forgive you! Because that's what friends do! They forgive their friends when they do everything you just said, all on the list there. Well, but I want you to remember that I forgave you.
Monica: So? What do you think of the house?
Chandler: Oh whats the matter? Are you scared?
Chandler: What about the obsessive cleaning?
Chandler: I'll take that bet my friend. And you know what, paying me the 50 bucks could be the "new thing you do that day!" (Ross looks at him.) And it starts right now!
Chandler: What about all that friends forever stuff?
Mr. Posner: You have a very impressive resume, Ms. Green. I especially like what I see here about implementing a new filing system.
Monica: Joey, what are you doing? You promised Phoebe you wouldnt eat meat until she has the babies!
Monica: Well, I did one time, and-and I want to start doing it more. See thats what this is about.
Joey: No-no-no! No-no wait Rach, you know what would even be more fun? Telling them.
Monica: Oh wait, you know what, I got it, I got it, pretend like you just woke up, okay, that will throw her off. Be sleepy.
Ross: Oh my god, you know what, yeah, I think you�re right. I think � listen, listen!
Chandler: Yeah, sure. What do you need? We got lace, satin, sateen, raffia, gingham, felt, (Pause) and I think my testacles may be in here too.
JOEY: What about Ross? I mean, are you still mad at him cause he made that list about you?
Chandler: What are you guys? Like a gang or something?!
Joey: Actually I rent the whole place and, I just got what you meant. Thank you.
Ross: Hey! I just got uh, my teacher evaluations! Check out what this one student wrote, "I loved Dr. Gellers class. Mind blowing lectures! Dr. Geller, you are definitely the hottie of the paleontology department!"