words in movies
Joey: Yknow what? Why dont you just give us our souvenirs and get the hell out of here?
Rachel: What is?
Ross: Yes lets. Yknow what? Uh, its-its not important. What is important is that, is that were having a baby. And its notDoesnt matter who came on to who.
Ross: What? What?! You were begging me to kiss you! You-you-you were sending me signals all over the place!
Ross: Yknow what?! It doesnt matter! It doesnt matter what you believe! What matters is what happened!
Ross: Yknow what? Yknow what? Rachel, just-just drop it.
Chandler: What?
Monica: What?! People dont do that!
Joey: Yknow what? Dont worry about it, you still got me and Phoebe.
Ross: Filming Rachel is not something I planned. Okay look, heres what happened, and Joey you-you can back me up on this. All right, about-about a month and a half ago I came to you with a problem? Umm, a personal thing.
Joey: Personal thing? What personal thing? I dont know.
Joey: (laughs) Yeah I knew what you were talkin about.
Joey: Sure. What? About uh, you showering with your mom?
Joey: Whoa! What are you doing here? How did your date go?
Joey: Well youre not selling the story! Its like; its like you dont believe it! Look, I gotta go. I got a date, but try this. Do what I do when Im preparing for an audition. Okay? Ill set you up with my video camera and you can record yourself and-and see what youre doing wrong.
Ross: What a great idea! That will get Rachel to forgive me!
Joey: Yknow what? This is not fair to her. Lets just forget the tape!
Joey: Yknow, if they knew what they were doing they probably didnt give you real names either.
Monica: What about my questions?
Joey: Uh no Rach, hes gone. But listen, he told us what happened and it does, it sounds like an honest mistake.
Rachel: Thank you. (She sets it on the floor and is about to stomp on it with her shoe when the rest of the gang jumps up and yells simultaneously.) What? (They all yell again.) You dont want to see this do you?
Ross: What?!
Rachel: What?!
Rachel: What are you talking about?!
Rachel: Thats what I was gonna say.
Monica: (on phone) Hey listen umm, how would you like to get together? Say next Saturday? (Listens) Okay, how about Sunday? (Listens) Okay umm, the week after that? (Listens) The week after that? (Listens) Yknow what Greg? Yknow what? We are good, interesting, funny people with good questions and if you and your precious Jenny cant see that then (Listens) January 15th? (Chandler dances.) Well see you then! (Listens) Okay!
Ross: After what I did? Can you blame her?
Chandler: Yeah, y'know what I got a better idea. How-how bout it blocks none of mine door and a lot of yours? (throws his shoulder into the center to try and move it, but it doesnt move.)
Rachel: Hey! Whats up Mon?
Chandler: Hey, come on, you came through, you did what you had to do. That is very dad.
Ross: Oh, okay, yknow what this is? This is a difference of opinion. And when that happens in a marriage...
Monica: Oh my God. Okay, go into the bathroom, use whatever you want, just don't ever tell me what you did in there.
Monica: What are you doing here so early?
Joey: Come on, season tickets! Season tickets, do you know what that means?
Ross: Come on Rach, you dont have what, ten minutes?
Chandler: What?
Monica: I really like to say that Im-um (Pause) Yknow what Id really like to say? Im drunk!! (Mrs. Geller pulls the camera down.) Thats right mom and dad your little Harmonica is hammered!! (Ross grabs the camera out of his dads hands.) And guess what! Ive been drunk before! And Ive smoked a cigarette! And I got a box of Ding-Dongs hidden in my underwear drawer! Its all okay. Its okay because I turned thirty today. And, and I can do anything I want! Because I am a grown up. (Falls over sideways with Ross filming the fall.)
Ross: What?! Are you insane? This woman stole from you. She stole. She's a stealer.
Joey: Hey, what if I said, I could even things out for ya, meatwise.
Phoebe: Anyway, you did what you had to do. I'm okay.
Monica: What does the red X next to Bob Greenmore's name mean?
Rachel: What, no, no, no, mine are deceptively small I mean, I-I-I actually sometimes, st-stuff my bra.
Phoebe: Oh, what beautiful lukewarm sentiment.
Rachel: I got to figure out what Im going to wear.
Phoebe: Oh! And, he's the kinda guy who, when you're talking, he's listening, y'know, and not saying 'Yeah, I understand' but really wondering what you look like naked.
Chandler: Oh God! What was it? The thing that we hardly ever do or the thing we never do?
Monica: What for?
Chandler: When youre marrying us; thats what you should say.
Rachel: Guess what?
Monica: All right, that's a little sketch of the cake, umm some sample menus, umm y'know what I thought we would start out with Tuscan style finger food, and for music, here's an alphabetized list of all my CDs! I've highlighted the ones that would go really good with the food.
Joey: Well. I guess you think youre pretty special huh? Sittin up here in your fancy small hall building. Makin stars jump through hoops for ya, huh? Well yknow what? (Throws the script away) This is one star whos hoop This is a star that the hoopthis hoopI was Dr. Drake Remoray!
Charity guy: You know what? It's not your decision anymore.
Ross: You think?! God, I, ah, Im in hell. I mean what, what am I gonna do? Rachels all like, I love you and, and lets work on this. And all I can think about is, What is she gonna do? What is she gonna say? when I tell her what I did.
Joey: Nice. Oh hey, what about Ross?
Monica: What kind of changes?
RACHEL: Well, you have been in our lives for nearly two months now and we don't really know you. I mean, who is Julie? I mean, what do you like, what don't you like? We wanna hear everything.
Chandler: Okay so you mean no as in, "Gee Chandler, what an interesting idea. Lets discuss it before we reject it completely."
Monica: What?
Rachel: My God! What happened to you?
(Chandler listens to what Nancy says)
RACHEL: Oh, you know what, we haven't even looked yet.
Monica: What did you do to his sweater vests?
Rachel: (standing up) Okay. Yknow what? Id have to say I really dont care for your tone. And this is not the only hospital in this city and we have no problem toWhoa! (She starts a contraction) Oh gosh! Whoa!
Phoebe: What a mean thing to say! I would never tell you its not your birthday!
Girl: Really? You don't know what that means to me.
Mindy: Oh God! You see, that's what I was afraid of!
Rachel: Well yeah, sure, whats up?
Chandler: What does she do?
Monica: Of course it was! Trust me, when it comes to psychology I know what I'm talking about. I took two psych classes in college.
Joey: (impatiently tapping Chandler on the shoulder) What about me?! You-you just said I could!
JOEY: Likewise. Uh, I'll take that. [grabs moose hat] It's what I came for. So, this is new. Where'd you two meet?
Ross: Yeah, well excuse me for wanting to be with my girlfriend on our anniversary, boy what an ass am I.
Cynthia: Oh, candles! (Notices something.) What is that? A blanket? A video camera? Oh my God! (As she storms out, Rachel returns and overhears the conversation.)
Monica: But I figured, you know, that shouldn't change anything. I mean, what the hell does it matter how old we are.
RACHEL: What, as part of your poor friends outreach program?
Monica: Oh, then you do know it. (pause) So um what kind of things do you write about?
Rachel: What?
Joey: What are we supposed to be seeing here?
Joey: Yes! Yes!! And every time you look at it, I want you to remember that you are a good person. Okay, youve had the chance to cheat, and with me, but you didnt. And thats what this ring stands for.
Rachel: When a guy breaks up with his girlfriend, what is an appropriate amount of time to wait before you make a move?
Monica: What?
Ross: What?! Over a stupid room!
Joey: What?
Lauren: (laughing) Oh, youre so funny. Listen, umm, what are you doing after rehearsals? Do you want to get a drink, or something?
Phoebe: All right, whats going on there? (Points to a picture.)
Monica: Come on Rach, come on. Lets see whats it like to be on a winning team for a change.
Ross: Take thee, Rachel...(All his friends have looks of shock on their faces. He realizes what he said. Quickly he says.) Emily. (A slight chuckle.) Emily.
Chandler: Isnt that what happened with you and the brides maid?
Ross: What is this?!
Rachel: Chandler, what are you doing?
Phoebe: I wanna see whats in your hand. I wanna see the trash.
Rachel: Oh you know what, you sound just like his wife!
Ross: What? She's gonna eat all those cookies?
Rachel: What bank is this?
Ross: ...What shoe?
All: What?
CHANDLER: [walks over to the woman] I know what you're thinking, Dave Thomas, founder of Wendy's.
Ross: What?
MONICA: Do you want me to cry? Is that what you want? Do you wanna see me cry?
Phoebe: (to Mischa) Okay, y'know what, you dont have to do that now. (Mischa translates that to Sergei) No-no-no-no!! Not him, you dont! (Mischa tells Sergei he can proceed and steps away) Well the moments over.
Phoebe: (panicking) But Emma's got what it takes, she could go all the way!
Rachel: Okay, y'know what? I'll-I'll have toast!
Janice: You know what, where he hugs you and kinda rolls you away and... Oh... my....God.
Chandler: Out of curiosity, what is your secret ingredient?
Joey: (entering) Look, what am I gonna do? I'm not flirting but still, I'm drawing her to me like - like a moth to a flame! (Tries to put his feet on the coffee table...they won't reach and looks around.) What the hell's going on over here?!?!? (Points to Chandler) Monica's gonna kill you! Look I need your help, I have to do something to-to repel this woman! Wait a minute, wait a minute, you guys repel women all the time.
Chandler: does what always have to be sharks.
Joey: Its no big deal. Hey, yknow, you do what you gotta do. Right?
Chandler: (Yelling) What are you doing? Get the hell out of here! (Phoebe and Joey come out looking shocked)
Tag: Whats going on Rach?
Chandler: Yknow what the worse part was? I got to see what my life would be like without you. It was like Its a Wonderful Life with lap dances. Please promise that you will never leave me, that we will grow old together, and be with each other for the rest of our lives.
Monica: What does he think? Does he think Im just gonna wait around for nothing?
Ross: What are you doing?
Monica: (to Chandler) Shh!! (On phone) Wait, what?
Joey: What?
Rachel: What? Guys, I'm not.
Rachel: What? What? Ross, you're scaring me. What's going on?
Chandler: (pauses as he struggles with what he has to say) Youre a little high maintenance.
Chandler: Really? What do you do? You just sit in there stewing in your own filth.
Joey: What the hell are you talking about, (in a Jamaican accent) "The south will rise again man."
Ross: What, are we keeping Thanksgiving a secret this year?
Phoebe: What?
A Student: Whats happening to your accent?
MONICA: Alright, I'll tell you what. I'll come get you in 5 minutes with some sort of um, kabob emergency.
Rachel: (surprised) What? (with a nervous smile) Really?
Phoebe: Because this one is now! And-and its two of our best friends! Who knows what youre gonna marry!
Chandler: Then what?