words in movies
Joey: Ok, you know what blows my mind? Women can see breasts any time they want. You just look down and there they are. How you get any work done is beyond me.
Phoebe: Oh, ok, you know what I don't get? The way guys can do so many mean things, and then not even care.
Ross: So, uh, Rachel, what are you, uh, what're you doing tonight?
Angela: Yeah, well, sorry, Joe. You said let's just be friends, so guess what?
Joey: What?
Angela: What four of us?
Joey: What?
Ross: So what're you saying here? I should shave again, pick up some wine, what?
Ross: Ok, ok, now what is wrong with my Snuggles? What, it says I'm a sensitive, warm kinda guy, you know, like a warm, fuzzy bear. Ok, I can pick something else up on the way.
Monica: Thank you. So what does this Bob guy look like? Is he tall? Short?
Joey: Which what?
Chandler: What?
Janice: What?
Chandler: (covering) What... did you get me there?
Rachel: What?
Rachel: (holds a pair of panties in front of Ross) Ok, Well, what about these are white cotton panties. Would they go with whites or delicates?
Monica: What?
Joey: You're a lucky man. You know what I miss the most about her? That cute nibbly noise when she eats. Like a happy little squirrel, or a weasel.
Angela: You know what else? He's unbelievable in bed.
Rachel: What uh-oh?
Rachel: Except it didn't. It happened to me. Oh, god, I'm gonna look like a big marshmallow peep. What am I doing? What am I doing? My father's right. I can't live on my own! I can't even do laundry!
Joey: What?
Monica: Oh my god, what were you thinking?
Phoebe: (seeing Rachel's clothes) What a neat idea. All your clothes match. I'm gonna do this.
Ross: What a beautiful story. Hey, I'm fine by the way.
Joey: Yeah, I know what you mean. I mean, sometimes...
Joey: She said she wants to slather my body with stuff and then lick it off. I'm not even sure what slathering is, but I definitely want to be a part of it.
Rachel: What? Maybe I put it in here (she opens her bag). Oh, oh, it's not in there! Oh, no! I must have packed it in one of these boxes!
Joey: Thats okay Ross maybe you need a new picture. Okay? Its not gonna be what you thought, but no matter what theres gonna be a brand new little baby, your baby. Who cares what the picture looks like?
Phoebe: I dontLook I dont know what youre complaining about now? You were both aware of the situation!
Rachel: Oh yeah, sorry. Wait honey, so what did you do that made dad cut you off?
Ross: Well, if whats in the bottle is actually 30. I mean sometimes you get 30, sometimes its-its get 4, and I swear to God more often than not its just milk.
Chandler: What are you smiling about? What is so funny?
Ross: You know what, he's a big boy, I'm sure he'll find us, ok?
Ross: I can't believe this. I can't believe this is happening. I have to give the keynote speech tomorrow! Ok? I have to stand up in front of all these people. What am I gonna say?
Monica: Yknow what? I-I think that umm, I dont feel like going to The Plaza.
Rachel: Hi! Yknow what honey, were actually out of candy right now. But someone just went out to get some and I have been giving out money but Im out of that too. Hey, can I write you a check?
Monica: Rachel! What is your cat doing in one of my bowls!
Ross: Wait! Wait! Wait! Y'know what? Just stay. Please? It uh It would really mean a lot to me if you stayed.
Joey: What are they doing out here? The coasts all the way over there. (Points to the coast.)
Rachel: Come on! I am here to take care of you! What do you need? Anything.
Chandler: What are you guys doing together?
Rachel: What?! You heard that?! (Goes and stands behind Joey.)
Rachel: Oh please, what do you know! You married a lesbian!
Joey: Dude, what are you massaging an old man for?
Dr. Green: Oh? Really? Thats what my daughter means to you? Nothing?
Rachel: What...? Too sensitive to take care of our baby?
Ginger: Ah well, its nubbin. Nothing! Umm. Y'know what, Ill see you later. Okay. (She leaves and in the hall we see her shake her shoulders like when someone runs their fingernails across a blackboard.)
MONICA: I know you do. Me too. (pause) So what now?
Monica: Y'know what, I'm gonna hold her head.
Ross: What dog? There-there's no dog here.
Erin: I really dont think he does. And yknow what? Maybe you guys could help clue him in. Yknow, tell him Im-Im not interested in a serious relationship or something.
Ross: (in accent) Right, will you excuse us for one moment? (Takes Monica aside.) (In his normal voice.) What are you doing?
Monica: Oh well umm, I make it myself! Its two parts ammonia and one part lemon juice. And now the secret ingredient is yknow what? We just met.
Joey: Personal thing? What personal thing? I dont know.
Jill: Youll never believe what just happened, Ross just totally blew me off and he didnt even tell me why!
Chandler: You are not going to believe what I did today!
Rachel: Joey, is what she just said ummOh my God. (Looks around the room.) You were actually gonna (Chandler picks this moment to return to the living room.) (Rachel stares in shock.)
Joey: Look, its not about her. Okay? But seeing you two together just reminds me of what you did. And I dont want to live with some one who doesnt know what it is to be a friend. So, Ill see ya. (He starts to leave, but Chandler grabs his bag and stops him.)
Pete: Okay, yeah. I mean... If thats, if thats really what you want, okay.
[Scene: Central Perk, everyone but Phoebe are there reading. Rachel is sitting on the couch flanked by Ross and Monica. She suddenly stops reading and starts blinking her left eye as if it's bothering her. The problem is that Joey is on her left and thinks she's winking at him and winks back. Ross is watching this and isn't quite sure of what to make of it.]
Chandler: Well, what did the police say?
Ross: Im telling you. Im telling you. Thats what it is. No wonder she was looking at me all funny during the wedding. She didnt say anything to you?
Monica: Alright, you know what? Thats it. Youve had your chance.
Mr. Geller: What?! They wanted a scary story!
ROSS: Basically he told me to get over myself and just do it, ya know. So I though about what you said and I though about what he said and, well, his way I get to have sex tonight so. . .
Ross: please don't cry because of me pheebs I don't know what I'm talking about, I've been divorced three times.
Chandler: (smiling) Well, what is it?
Phoebe: Oh, Paolo, hi, what are you doing here?
Phoebe: Im really glad you guys are okay but, I just keep thinking what would happen if-if you two (Points to Monica and Joey) actually had hooked up.
Rachel: Okay, y'know what? There is no more left, left!
Kathy: (to Chandler) So? Huh? What do you think?
Phoebe: Well, they said that I had to think about it first, but what is there to think about? Im gonna be giving them the greatest gift you can possibly give.
Monica: Hello? (Listens) What?! (Listens) You what?! (Listens) Hey you listen here missy! (Listens) Wh(She is hung up on.)
Chandler: I know, And then all of the sudden your Mom pops into your head. And your like 'Mom, get outta here!' You know, but of course, like, after that you can't possibly think of anything else, and you can't, you know, stop what your doing. So it's kinda like, you're, you know. You know...(Ross just stares at him). You don't know!
Chandler: Then, I might as well � (grabs the cigarettes) do this (lights one, exhales). Not really sure what to do now.
Chandler: What time is it now?
Rachel: Come on you guys! What are doing?! I thought we were the patch sisters!
The Teacher: What do you think? You in the blue shirt.
Doug: BingWhats this?! (Grabs his hand.)
Monica: Well, I�ll tell you what we�re gonna do: We are already late for Phoebe�s birthday dinner, so you point out put out that cigarette, we�re gonna put this fight on hold and go have sex.
[Cut to Phoebe in Rosss new apartment looking at Monica and Chandler and what theyre about to do in The One Where Everybody Finds Out.]
Rachel: (on the answering machine) Ross, hi. It's me. I just got back on the plane. And I just feel awful. That is so not how I wanted things to end with us. It's just that I wasn't expecting to see you, and all of a sudden you're there and saying these things... And... And now I'm just sitting here and thinking of all the stuff I should have said, and I didn't. I mean, I didn't even get to tell you that I love you too. Because of course I do. I love you. I love you. I love you. What am I doing? I love you! Oh, I've gotta see you. I've gotta get off this plane.
PHOEBE: Now OK, I haven't seen it yet so, if you don't like it, well, so what, none of you ever made a video. [puts the tape in] OK.
Chandler: Well, that's what we do. Y'know, I-I mess up and then you tell me how to fix it and then I do and then y'know you think I'm all cute again.
Caitlin: Y'know what umm, actually I, I really, I should go.
Phoebe: Yeah, yeah, no, I dont, I dont know. But, y'know what, maybe its just all for the best?
Rachel: Oops! All right, so what do you want to do now?
Rachel: What? Wait a minute, I didnt pay, I thought you paid!
Carol: Guess what? Ben is going to be in a TV commercial!
Monica: What? Wait! Why? (He turns and heads for the door and she chases after him.) Chandler! Chandler! Wait! Im sorry, I was just playing for one second! I was trying to find you to tell you that, look if you don't want me to see Richard again, I won't! He means nothing to me!
Joey: Ma, I don't mean to be disrespectful, but... what the hell are you talking about?! I mean, what about you?
Paul: What do you need from the car?
Ross: Look, I dont know what youre talking about, I am not a crazy, jealous person.
Rachel: Oh, Ross, this is just so messed up! What�s wrong with us? You know when people hear about our situation theyAlways ask, �what, you live together but you�re not a couple? And you have a baby, isn�t that weird?� And I say �No.You know what, it�s not, because it works for us!� But you know this doesn�t work. In fact this is the opposite of working!
Ross: At least they knew what yours was. Y'know, yours had a name.
Mr. Geller: No. Your mother really did the work. I was busy with the business. I wasn't around that much. Is that what this is about?
Bob: I want to talk to that bastard, see what his problem is.
Monica: Sure, we'll do that. What are you up to?
Ross: What do you want to do now? Huh? You wanna go get a drink?
Ross: Pheebs, what, is it the age thing?
Chandler: Y'know what, I think this might be one of the times hes wrong.
Frank: Hey, yknow I was thinking, what are the odds like if-if, if you stuff like 200 of them in there?
Kitchen Worker: Well, I dont know what to tell ya!
Ross: Hey, Paulo. What are you doing here?
Rachel: (gets up and opens the door) Hi Tag! What are you doing here?
Rachel: (laughing nervously) Oh, what a fun office.
Brenda: I think I know whats going on here.
Ross: Wow! Umm, okay uh everyone this is Isabella. (Rachel starts crying.) What?
Ross: Look, what do you want me to do? Do you want me to call everyone in the entire school and tell them it wasnt true?!
Chandler: So you kissed her, so what happened after that?
JOEY: I don't know, you see somethin', you hear a word, I thought that's what it was. Let me see it again.
Rachel: Ah, what is this? Well, lets see, we kissed for ten minutes and now we're talking to our friends about it, so I guess this is sixth grade!
Phoebe: Youre right. Youre right, hes just embracing life. We could all stand to be a little more like Parker. You know what? I am like him! Im a sunny, positive person.
Monica: Joey let me ask you a question. What does this light switch do?
Phoebe: What the hell is this?! What, did you actually thought it would make me feel better to give me stuff that I cant use for another two months?! This sucks! All right, whats my next present?!
CHANDLER: That's what I did when I lost my Clydesdales.
Joey: What are you talking about? It was a big deal. I mean, come on you cant tell me last night didnt mean something to you. I-I was there, youre not that good an actress.
Joey: Oh, what are you gonna do? Youre gonna fire me?
Ross: (getting up) Okay! Fine! Fine! If-if this is what you think, forget about the whole three divorce thing! Okay, I-Ill go to my lawyers office right now and get this marriage annulled! Okay?! Because she means nothing to me! Noth(leans down to Megs ear)Nothing!!
Joey: I can't tell you what I'm wishing for! Else...you know...won't come true!
Rachel: Yeah, Im pretty confident about that. Thats what makes it so easy for me to be 80% happy for Monica and Chandler! It would be nice to have a little guarantee though.
Ross: I-I-I dont even know why I bother to talk to you guys about it. Yknow what? Im just gonna do it on my own with no naked chicks.
Ross: Uh, what you said, about us being in a place where we could finally be happy for each other.
Joey: Why not? Come on! Just, just close your eyes and tell me what you'd like to be doing right now.