words in movies
Phoebe: Before I start, I just wanna say that umm, I have a cold, so if I sneeze in the middle of song, it's not on purpose. Oh, except the last verse of Pepper People. (Starts to sing) Smelly cat, smelly cat. What are they feeding you? (Stops singing) This chick sounds good. (Singing) Smelly cat, smelly--(stops singing) Hey Gunther, be a good little boy and bring me a whiskey.
Kathy: (laughs) What about the duck?
Monica: Y'know what, I like Kathy.
Rachel: Y'know what else is really great about him, oh, what is the word for the adult that doesn't have dinosaur toys in their bedroom?
Rachel: What was that?
Ross: What?
Kathy: Hey, Chandler! What are you doing here?
Ross: Pheebs, what are you doing?
Phoebe: What?!
Chandler: Ohh, umm, y'know what, I already ate.
Monica: What?
Monica: What are you doing with those?!
Joey: Is she great or what?
Kathy: (to Chandler) So? Huh? What do you think?
Chandler: Y'know what I think it is? It's the fishnet stockings. Y'know? Whenever I see a girl in fishnet stockings it reminds me of my father in fishnet stockings.
Joey: (to Kathy) I'll be right back. (to Chandler) What was that?
Chandler: What?
Chandler: Hey, look, what do you want from me?
Chandler: Okay, what do you saw I go over there and say how much I like her? (Joey gives him a thumbs up) No-no it'll be good, I can tell her much I've been thinking about her. That I haven't stopped thinking about her since the moment I met her. That I'm so fantastically, over-the-top, wanna-slit-my-own-throat in love with her, that for every minute of every hour of every day I can't believe my own damn bad luck that you met her first!!
Monica: And what are you laughing at, Miss `My-keg-sucking-boyfriend-is-stealing-from-me!'
Gunther: What?
Gunther: I don't know if you heard about what happened between me and Phoebe the other day_
(Gunther walks away, leaving Rachel with a `What just happened?' look on her face.)
Phoebe: So, what did Rachel say when you told her you were still married to her?
Monica: What?! (She accidentally starts the blender without the lid on it and fruit flies everywhere.)
Dr. Green: What, the heart attack or sitting here talking to you?
Janice: Okay. All right. This is what we're gonna call it: 'Joey and Janice's DAY OF FUN!'
Chandler: The meaning of the box is three fold. One (holds a finger up through the air hole), it gives me the time to think about what I did. Two (holds up another finger), it proves how much I care about my friendship with Joey. And three (holds up a third finger), it hurts!
Tommy: (noticing the chick) Ooh, hey! Hey, there little fella. (picks up the chick) Mr. Fuzzy-Man, how are you doing? (starts to pet him) Aww. (The chick poops on his hand.) Eww! Oh! Eww! Gross! Idiot!! Stupid little, fuzzy, yellow creature!! Oh look at me, Im so cute, Im a little chick whos disgusting! God, youre so stupid, how are you not yet extinct!! (the duck wattles behind him and quacks) (to the duck) Quack-quack, quack-quack!! What are you quacking about?! Dumb Donald Doo-Doo!!
Phoebe: Well, hey, what if Kenny were the real brains behind the whole company? You know. What if Kenny hired that Ralph Lauren guy to be the pretty front man? Huh, did she ever think of that?
Joey: What?!
Monica: Chandler, what were you thinking?
Joshua: Mom, Dad, what are you guys doing here?
Rachel: What?!! Stop it! Stop it! Oh my God!
Chandler: What does a guy have to do to be taken seriously around here?!
Chandler: Uh, what was that?
Chandler: Whats funny about that?
Joey: Look Rach, my parents bought this fridge just after I was born, okay? Now, I have never had a problem with it. Then you show up and it breaks! What does that tell ya?
Rachel: What is the matter with you?!
Monica: What?
[Scene: Rachels new job, Rachels boss is telling her what to do.]
Rachel: What? Ross and Charlie? (Joey nods) Wow! She's really making her way through the group, huh? Ah, who am I to talk?
Phoebe: well it was awful every time I thought about what you said I started crying.
Rachel: What are you talking about?! Mindy, the guy is the devil! He's Satan in a smock!
Chandler: What Richard thing?
Monica: What?! What honey?
Rachel: (laughs) What?! Are you crazy?
Monica: Yes! All right, y'know what? Why don't we start with a practice run? Okay?
Chandler: Oh yeah? (He grabs the pad and starts reading it.) Joshua, give me a call sometime, guys like you (Pause) never go out of stylewhat did you throw away?
Rachel: Come on Ross give me the keys! Monica does not know what shes talking about! I am an excellent driver!
Chandler: Why?! What happened?!
Chandler: What are you talking
Phoebe: (sings) What I said you had...
Ross: What the? What
Ross: So, what are you guys doing four weeks from today?
Monica: What was the dream about?
Chandler: (totally confused) What?
EDDIE: [walks around corner] A little what?
Joey: (backing away) What?! Why?!
Rachel: Yknow what? I am going to do something today. Im not just gonna sit around like some old lady. Im gonna get something pierced. Like my uh, like my nose or my tongue or something.
Ross: What?
Ross: What?!
Monica: There it is. Joey, what are you doing?
Ross: Your what?
Monica: Wait Chandler, what are you doing?!
Monica: (laughs) Please, its a relief is what it is, is what it is.
Rachel: What?! What else did he say?
PHOE: Oh, well, we have to celebrate. You know what we should do? We should do, like, a soap opera theme.
Ross: You know what? I know Chandler longer, so I always think of him as my best friend, but now... I may have to rethink some stuff...
Monica: What? It's still going on.
JOEY: [walks out of his room] Hey, this is ridiculous. I'll tell you what. After I get back from my neice's christening, I'll go down to the coffee house with you and we'll all have a nice cup of coffee alright. No problem, Joey's there.
Rachel: Okay, fine. Gunther, y'know what, I am a terrible waitress, do you know why Im a terrible waitress? Because, I dont care. I dont care. I dont care which pot is regular and which pot is decaf, I dont care where the tray spot is, I just dont care, this is not what I want to do. So I dont think I should do it anymore. Im gonna give you my weeks notice.
Monica: Okay, good! Okay, what do I want now?
Monica: What?
Emily: (running in, with Ross) Oh. Oh my God. How can this be happening? What are we going to do?
Chandler: They are needy, they are jumpy, and you can't tell what they are thinking, and that scares me a little bit.
Chandler: What a coincidence, I listen in my sleep.
Mike: (takes the check from Phoebe) Ok, look! Enough! Alright? I'm stepping in. I'm putting my foot down! As your future husband I'm going to make this decision for us. (thinking) Now... what do you think we should do?
Frank: Wait thats-thats, what thats not what you do?
Chandler: So... Oklahoma is a crazy place. You know, they call it the Sooner state. Frankly I'd sooner be in any other state. (Monica looks at Phoebe, who also doesn't know what to say.) And what's with Oklahoma having a pan handle? Can all states have stuff like that? Hey yeah, I'm from the waistband, Wyoming. But when I was seven, we headed over to the crotch.
The Lurker: What?!
Ross: All right, all right. You-you-you know what I'm going to do? I am going to order another pizza and when Caitlin gets here, you-you--I will show how well I flirt. Yeah! I will, I will get her phone number! (To Chandler) And not the one on the menu!
Joey: (taking the baby) She looks so real! (The gang looks at him.) Yknow what I mean! Shes this whole tiny little person. She already has eyelashes and knees and uh-oh.
Phoebe: Good. So what were you thinking?
Joshua: Anyway, she burned all of my clothes. I got away with two things. This suit and what turned out to be a skirt.
Joey: What are you talking about? 'One woman'? That's like saying there's only one flavor of ice cream for you. Lemme tell you something, Ross. There's lots of flavors out there. There's Rocky Road, and Cookie Dough, and Bing! Cherry Vanilla. You could get 'em with Jimmies, or nuts, or whipped cream! This is the best thing that ever happened to you! You got married, you were, like, what, eight? Welcome back to the world! Grab a spoon!
MONICA: Oh my God, I can't believe what I'm getting ready to say. I wanna have a baby, but I don't wanna have one with someone who doesn't really wanna have one.
Rachel: So what do you say we make a pact? If you and I are both single by the time were 40, we get married. I mean, we know each other, we like each other, and weve-weve already slept together so yknow therell be no surprises there! You know what I mean? No like, "Whats that?!"
ROSS: What? Let me see. [climbs up in the other adjoining stall]
Monica: What are you doing?
Chandler: Oh, yeah, I dont know what they were doing, but at one point sea turtles actually came up to the house.
Chandler: What?!
Phoebe: It’s ok, it’s ok. I made my decision. What I really want is a great big wedding (she covers her mouth)
Chandler: What?!
Paul: Wow. What can I say? (Pause, pointing at Ross) This doesnt make me like you any better!
Ross: What?
Ross: (notices the table) HeyOoh! Whats-whats that, dinner stuff? You making dinner?
Joey: Yknow, if they knew what they were doing they probably didnt give you real names either.
Ross: What?
Monica: What are you guys gonna do?
Monica: So, what do you think we should do?
Ross: Huh, whats fish hooking... (Joey sticks his finger in Rosss mouth and pulls on his cheek, y'know like when you hook a fish.) (to Joey, sarcastic) Thanks man, that would have been really hard to describe. What is that taste?
Phoebe: Its Monicas bed. What?
Monica: I like that. (Joey starts laughing) What?
Joey: Hey-hey, whats going on?
GIRL 1: What about my friend Victor?
Phoebe: What?!
Ross: Whats all this about you guys fighting?! Is this really over a room?! I mean, that is so silly!
Joey: What are you doing?
Phoebe: What?!
(We hear the guys start to attack him, but the guy manages to calm them down and gets them to agree to what he did. Monica throws up her hands in disgust.)
Rachel: Yeah, come on! Whats going in on in there? (Pats his chest.)
Rachel: Okay, yknow what, yknow what? This playing hard to get thing is not working. Umm, hand-hand me those cherries. (Chandler does so.) Okay. Okay. (She does a little sexy walk over to where Joshua is standing.) Hi!
Phoebe: What were you doing?
Rachel: What was that?!
Dr. Leedbetter: (laughs) Oh, you know what?
Director: No, no, no. What was that?
Joey: Now, wh-what, what is that like?
Ross: Whats up?
Joey: Y'know what I mean, about how I'm always going out with all these women. And I always figured, when the right one comes along, I'd be able to be a stand-up guy and go the distance, y'know? Now I'm looking at my dad, thinking...
Phoebe: Well, didnt you just hear what I said?!
Ross: What?! What does he want?! I wasnt doing anything!
Chandler: You know what just occurred to me? This could be our last Thanksgiving just the two of us. I mean, we could be getting a baby soon!