words in movies
[Scene: Central Perk, the whole gang is there, Ross is telling a story about what happened at work and the rest of the gang are thinking to themselves, denoted by italics.]
Gunther: What does Rachel see in this guy? I love Rachel. I wish she was my wife.
Chandler: What a wank!
Joey: Guess what?
Ross: What?
Monica: Whats the part?
Joey: Oh, and guess what, I got an audition for All My Children.
Phoebe: Oh, hey, hey Nick the boxer lets see what you got. All right ya, put em up. Come on. (they start shadow boxing)
Dr. Green: This where they put it? What, there no table available in the kitchen! Hello, baby.
Dr. Green: What happened to the library?
Dr. Green: You know whats really good here, the lobster. What do you say shall I just order three.
Dr. Green: What kind of person is allergic to lobster? I guess the kind of person that works at a library.
Dr. Green: (interrupting him) I know!! Its a museum! What, youre the only one around here who can make a joke! At least mine was funny. Ah, waiter, we will have two lobsters and a menu. (nods at Ross, and mouths I dont know to the waiter.)
Dr. Green: They found rust. You know what rust does to a boat?
Dr. Green: (gets his receipt and notices the twenty) What is this? Who put a twenty down here? Huh?
Dr. Green: This is nice. I pay two hundred dollars for dinner, you put down twenty, and you come out looking like Mr. Big Shot. You really want to be Mr. Big Shot? Here, Ill tell you what, you pay the whole bill, Mr. Big Shot, all right. (rips up the bill, and throws it at Ross, then leaves)
Student: Guess what, I got an audition!
Joey: You bet! Whats the part?
Ross: Hey Pheebs, what are you doing?
Monica: (sees the bed) Whats this?
Phoebe: When I was you! Y'know what, its all Joeys fault, cause he left his nose open!
Phoebe: Its Monicas bed. What?
Phoebe: So. This has always been Monicas bed, what youre just noticing now, how self-involved are you?
Dr. Green: Nice hair. Whatd ya do? Swim here?
Rachel: What? What? Hes interested in you. He-he likes your hair, he just wants to know how you got here.
Rachel: What?!
Dr. Green: Ross? Whats with the neck?
Ross: Thank you! Thats what I keep saying.
Dr. Green: What do you need help for?
Rachel: What? Its true, my right leg is two inches shorter.
Ross: What can I do, she doesnt listen to me about renters insurance either.
Dr. Green: Well what if somebody steals something? How are you gonna run after him with one leg shorter than the other?!
Phoebe: Wait a second! So, whats new with you?
Mr. Geller: What?
Joey: (To Chandler) Dude! What are yoyou trying to kill me?!
Monica: What?
Chandler: Joey, you have to tell her whats going on! And what did it look like?!
(Phoebe mocks what Monica just said. Ross pulls Chandler aside.)
Rachel: Yeah, what did happen?
Ross: Then what did happen?
Ross: What?!
Ross: What?
Phoebe: Hey what are you guys looking at?
Rachel: Im sorry, what?
Phoebe: I cant believe I still dont know what happened to the window in the attic!
Phoebe: Hmm, something bad to tell Rachel Bad news for Rachel, what could that be?!
Chandler: I'll try, but I'm not sure what good it would do, y'know? Because I'm a lot less afraid of commitment than I used to be.
ROSS: You know what, this is ridiculous, ok. This is your birthday, this is your party. I say we just put 'em all together and if they can't deal with it, who cares.
Ross: Sure what kind?
Joey: This is what Ive got going for the party so far, liquor wise. Get a lot of liquor.
Chandler: (not knowing what hes saying yes to) Yes.
Pete: Look, forget the check, okay. (rips up the check) I like you. I think youre great. Come on, what do you say?
Ross: What is the matter with you?!?
Monica: Okay whats up
Monica: What? Who says that?
Monica: Whats going on?
Phoebe: Hi. Um, I want to start with a song thats about that moment when you suddenly realize what life is all about. OK, here we go. (plays a chord, then the lights go out) OK, thank you very much.
Chandler: (sarcastically shocked) Really?! Joe? What would you do if you were in Rosss situation?
Rachel: Yeah. No. And you know what? Nobody even saw!
Chandler: (hears Emma crying) What is wrong with Emma?
Ms. McKenna: What?
Ross: Whoa-whoa-whoa, hey! Now remember what we talked about, you gotta be strong.
Ross: What are you kidding? Its Batmans tux!!
Ross: Yeah thats what she said.
Chandler: Yeah, I can be a hero, I could do that. I could, I could do... I, w-w-what if, what if it attacks me?
Monica: What?
Monica: Say what?
Monica: (loudly) What!?
Rachel: You know what I really really want?
Ross: What, Rach?
Chandler: (enters) Hey, what you guys talking about?
Phoebe: What?!
Rachel: What?!
Ross: Well, what was it?
Rachel: Why? What was it?
Monica: What are you doing?
Phoebe: What?!
Joey: What?!
Mike: What?!
Chandler: What?
Carol: Hey, what are you doing here?
Ross: Well, yeah, of-of course Im okay! What? Im just being supportive. Supportive of you and this whole trip, and-and (notices something) what-what is uh, whats this? (He holds up a rather skimpy bathing suit.)
Chandler: Actually what?
Ross: Huh, I don't know what to pick. Am I more thankful for my divorce or my eviction? Hmm.
Monica: What the Yes youre too late! Where was all this three years ago?!
Chandler: What?
Ross: There isn't that's what I'm saying. (All happy)
Phoebe: Thats good, you should be impulsive and you should be romantic. Just you did it with the wrong person. (He looks at her.) What?
Hayley: what a great dinner.
Ross: WHAT THAT'S A REAL NAME!
Rachel: Well what happened at dinner?
Joey: Yeah. Okay, what else? Rent!
Joey: What?
Phoebe: WHAT!
Phoebe: WHAT! WHY?
JOEY: Phoebe, that's crazy. When I first met you, you know what I said to Chandler? I said, "Excellent butt, great rack."
Monica: All right guys stop it. Rachel, were very sorry that is a very insensitive thing for us to do. And yknow what? Let us make it up to you, we have two really great guys for you.
Hayley: What?
Rachel: You know what Im going to do? Im going to get in my sweats, and eat this in bed! (exits)
Joey: Whoaheywh-wh-what do you got there? What is that? Pie?
Mona: Seriously, what is she doing?
Monica: What if I turn out the lights? (Runs to shut them off.)
Phoebe: Yeah, otherwise, I mean thats, thats, thats just it for us hanging out together. Y'know is that what you want? (they both look away) Can you be civil?
Monica: Yeah, but I love you more. Besides yknow, nothing goes with Bing. So Im screwed. I mean (Rachel hands Emma to Monica.) Oh, hi Emma. Yeah, thats you. Youre our little Em. Oh whats that honey? What? Oh, you want a little cousin? (To Chandler) You want a cousin right now?!
Joey: Okay, five hundred dollars. What else?
Chandler: Was his question whats more boring than him?
Rachel: What about (?) Monica.
Rachel: What � Oh! (points inside)
Chandler: Fine. What!?
Rachel: Oooh... ***I really can't hear what she says*** come here.
Chandler: Oh-oh, what are you doing?
Rachel: Well, yknow, sometimes that helps. (She realises what that couldve meant.)
Monica: You know what? Let�s not talk.
Chandler: What?
Ross: Alright, ok, let's do it. (Ross sits down at the desk and they all gather around him) Uhm, I know we start by discussing the shortcomings of carbon dating... uhm, and then, then I move on to what is clearly the defining moment of the Mesozoic era, the breakup of Pangea, hello! (Rachel and Joey look confused) And then, there's the... eh... there's the overview of the Triassic.
Ross: What?
Rachel: (sees Chips phone number) Wow! Look at that, Chip Matthews called. I wonder what he wants?
Joey: Oh-oh! (Shows him whats on the back, "Best Man Joey Tribbiani, with a huge picture of him.)
Lydia: Look, look at your man, Ewing. Nice shot. You know what, he couldn't hit water if he was standing on a boat.
Phoebe: Aw � what?
Phoebe: Alright, okay, so we can all go now. That is fun. Hey, you know what? We all haven�t been together the six of us in such a long time.
Rachel: What?
Ross: What? (Motions for Phoebe to go outside with him.) Oh my God! She-she thinks were engaged! Why? Why? Why would she think were engaged?!
Chandler: You must stop! (Chandler hits what he is working on with a hammer and it collapses.)
Rachel: (indignant) What, the blonde with no bra?
Monica: What are you gonna do?
Rachel: (exasperated) Yes, Chandler, that's exactly what it is. It's your hair.
Phoebe: So, he a little enthusiastic, whats wrong with that?
Monica: Yeah Joey shes Rachels got this really big work problem, and it is a head scratcher. Wow! (To Chandler) Yknow what, if were gonna make dinner were gonna have to leave. Yeah. (She and Chandler exit.)
Phoebe: What?! (Ross rings the bell.) What the hell?!
Rachel: (entering carrying a book) Okay! Okay! Listen to what Sean McMahon wrote in my yearbook senior year, "Dear Rach, youre such a good person." Not girl! Person!
Joey: Hey, what about the scene with the kangaroo? Did-did you like that part?