words in movies
[Scene: Central Perk, the whole gang is there, Ross is telling a story about what happened at work and the rest of the gang are thinking to themselves, denoted by italics.]
Gunther: What does Rachel see in this guy? I love Rachel. I wish she was my wife.
Chandler: What a wank!
Joey: Guess what?
Ross: What?
Monica: Whats the part?
Joey: Oh, and guess what, I got an audition for All My Children.
Phoebe: Oh, hey, hey Nick the boxer lets see what you got. All right ya, put em up. Come on. (they start shadow boxing)
Dr. Green: This where they put it? What, there no table available in the kitchen! Hello, baby.
Dr. Green: What happened to the library?
Dr. Green: You know whats really good here, the lobster. What do you say shall I just order three.
Dr. Green: What kind of person is allergic to lobster? I guess the kind of person that works at a library.
Dr. Green: (interrupting him) I know!! Its a museum! What, youre the only one around here who can make a joke! At least mine was funny. Ah, waiter, we will have two lobsters and a menu. (nods at Ross, and mouths I dont know to the waiter.)
Dr. Green: They found rust. You know what rust does to a boat?
Dr. Green: (gets his receipt and notices the twenty) What is this? Who put a twenty down here? Huh?
Dr. Green: This is nice. I pay two hundred dollars for dinner, you put down twenty, and you come out looking like Mr. Big Shot. You really want to be Mr. Big Shot? Here, Ill tell you what, you pay the whole bill, Mr. Big Shot, all right. (rips up the bill, and throws it at Ross, then leaves)
Student: Guess what, I got an audition!
Joey: You bet! Whats the part?
Ross: Hey Pheebs, what are you doing?
Monica: (sees the bed) Whats this?
Phoebe: When I was you! Y'know what, its all Joeys fault, cause he left his nose open!
Phoebe: Its Monicas bed. What?
Phoebe: So. This has always been Monicas bed, what youre just noticing now, how self-involved are you?
Dr. Green: Nice hair. Whatd ya do? Swim here?
Rachel: What? What? Hes interested in you. He-he likes your hair, he just wants to know how you got here.
Rachel: What?!
Dr. Green: Ross? Whats with the neck?
Ross: Thank you! Thats what I keep saying.
Dr. Green: What do you need help for?
Rachel: What? Its true, my right leg is two inches shorter.
Ross: What can I do, she doesnt listen to me about renters insurance either.
Dr. Green: Well what if somebody steals something? How are you gonna run after him with one leg shorter than the other?!
Monica: Oh, great! Just what you want for a new house with infants. Bird feces.
Susan: What, you don't think they can hear sounds in there?
Rachel: (entering) Hey! Whats goin on?
Ross: What? What? Was that a joke? 'Cause it's mean.
Ross: What?
Ross: A what?
Dr. Green: What is it sweetie?
(They all start laughing, and quickly stop when they realize what she just said and run over to the bathroom.)
Joey: Oooh, what you got there?
Rachel: What?
Rachel: What?!
Monica: Yeah. The great thing about the jam plan was, I was taking control of my life. So I asked myself, what is the most important thing to me in the world and that's when I came up with the baby plan.
Joey: What?
Chandler: What?!
Rachel: I know. Joey: I don't get it. I mean, I was so sure this was what I wanted.
Monica: Y'know what really bothers me? Isit's how-how different you act around them! I mean y'know the throwing the tennis games, the fake laugh, the "I'll see you around, Bing!" "Not if I see you first, Doug!" (Mocks the fake laugh.) I gotta tell you, I don't like Work Chandler. Okay? The guy's a suck-up.
Monica: What?!
Rachel: What?!
Joey: What?! Whats wrong with my eyes.
Phoebe: Yeah, I think I told it wrong. Y'know, we should talk about that because I don't totally understand what happened there.
Monica: What do you mean?
Paul: Elizabeth, what are you doing here?! (Motions that he brought Rachel here to be alone with her.)
Rachel: Okay. Okay honey, hes fine, hes fine, lets just put him down. Come here, Ben. (sets him on the couch) See thats a good boy. (to Monica) How could you do that to him!! Ross trusted me, what is he going to say?!
Chandler: Okay, what do you saw I go over there and say how much I like her? (Joey gives him a thumbs up) No-no it'll be good, I can tell her much I've been thinking about her. That I haven't stopped thinking about her since the moment I met her. That I'm so fantastically, over-the-top, wanna-slit-my-own-throat in love with her, that for every minute of every hour of every day I can't believe my own damn bad luck that you met her first!!
Monica: I also, did a little something in fur. But umm, thats really just for me. (Rubs it against her cheek.) Okay. So, why dont you go into your room and try these on and well seeget a better idea of whats gonna work.
Mr. Geller: Well, I dont know whats in the boxes down here, but I do know there are six or seven Easy Bake Ovens in the attic.
Chandler: What in Gods name is that?!
Rachel: What are you talking about Pheebs? (Takes out her compact) I don't (She gasps when she looks in the mirror and sees her face.) (To Ross) Oh my God, you drew on me?!
Monica: We have too! I mean what if Ross's hears that and then calls her back and then they get back together? Is that what you want? Ross back with that controlling, neurotic, crazy Emily? The Emily that wouldn't let him see you?
Joey: I know. (Joey is sitting in this tall chair that is made up of balls on polls. Youll have to see it to know what I mean.) Yeah, his name is Pat.
Joey: Wow, what a cool job. (in a machine voice) 'You have two new messages.' 'Please, pass the pie.'
Rachel: What?!
Ross: Phoebe, what are you doing?
Rachel: Said what? Exactly.
Phoebe: Okay, what about after I give you these candies? (Hands them each one from her purse.)
Rachel: Noo! Maybe! I, I dont know. Ross, I still cant forgive you for what you did, I cant, I just, but sometimes when Im with you I just, I feel so...
Monica: What? You freak! You wouldnt even have known about this place if it wasnt for me!
Rachel: Whats up, Ross?
Chandler: So explain something to me here, uh, what kind of a relationship do you imagine us having if you already have a husband and a boyfriend?
Rachel: Well what?! How-how much is it?!
Emily: What was all that about?
MONICA: I can't believe Joey's having lunch with his stalker. What i-, what is she like.
Lauren: (at the window, shes looking down out of the window) What do you got down there, Vic? What do you got under that tarp?
Chandler: So, what do you think?
Ross: About what?
Rachel: Yeah, what?
Chandler: You're not supposed to take that. Besides, it's a New Testament, what are you gonna do with it?
Joey: What?
Chandler: What we want honey.
Ross: So, what? That's it?
Monica: Hey, I know I what I want!
Monica: What?
Phoebe: Okay, then you dont know what it feels like when one of them comes back. Do you? I believe this is my Mother. Even if Im wrong, who cares? Just be a friend. Okay? Be supportive.
Monica: Whats wrong Phoebe?
Monica: What did I tell you about the hall?!
Chandler: What the hell happened?!! How were you locked in?!! And where the hell is all of our stuff?!!
Ross: Whats-whats going on?
Rachel: Right. So, what you have to do is, you have to accidentally run into her on purpose. And then act aloof.
Monica: What were we thinking?
Joey: And he never played before either! Yknow what I think? I think beginners luck, very important in Cups.
Chandler: So I was right. This is what it feels like to be right. (Pause) Its oddly unsettling.
Rachel: What do you mean you quit?! You cant quit!
Phoebe: Thats what you think.
Monica: What was her name?
Joey: Yknow what you guys? Im uh, Im gonna go too. And uh, Im sorry about everything.
Joey: What else?
Chandler: What did you do when they found out?
Joey: What are you doing?
Chandler: What a sweet story.
Rachel: Oh yeah! But you know what? If you need Hugsy, don't worry. Emma will totally understand. I won't... but whatever (She leaves the room).
Phoebe: What? You mean behind my back?
Cassie: Hey! What the hell are you doing?! (They sit back up.)
Joey: Y'know, about what happened with us.
Monica: What?!
Hilda: What?
Phoebe: (smiling) This is terrible, what are you going to do?
Janice: Oh! Youre right. Oh God. But, before I can say good-bye, theres something I really need you to know, Chandler. The way I feel about you, its like, I finally understand what Lionel Richies been singing about. Y'know, I mean what we have, its like movie love, youre my soulmate, and I cant believe were not going to be spending the rest of our lives together.
Monica: If you tell me, Ill tell you what Phoebe said.
Chandler: (in a high pitched voice) What?! I didnt even know thatWhy didnt you tell me?! (Pause) Why am I talking like this?!
Chandler: What about him?
Monica: Well, this is the last box of your clothes. Im just gonna label it, "What were you thinking?"
Monica: Listen...I need to know that what I'm about to ask you, will never get back to Chandler.
Monica: What is wrong with this freezer?! (She jabs her arm into the freezer and a piece of ice flies into her eye.) Ow! Ow!!
Rachel: Hi! Tag. What are you doing here?
Tag: What?
Chandler: Hey! Whats up?
Monica: What about when I started dating Chandler?
Joey: I know, and only one layer of jam?! What is up with that?
Chandler: Hi sweetie. So, what was with all the whispering?
Phoebe: What happened?
Gary: Let me tell you what I think might be going on. (Phoebe looks down in shame.) No-no-no, don't look at the table. Look at me. (Points to his eyes and she does so) Okay, I think somebody asked someone to move in with them. And I think someone said, "Yes" but now she's having doubts because things are moving to fast for someone. Does that sound at all possible to you?
Chandler: Hey, look, what do you want from me?
Phoebe: Y'know what, it doesnt matter what you say it's not gonna make a difference anyway, so you can just go.
Rachel: What is she doing here?
Rachel: Monica, what are you talking about?
Chandler: Know what I mean?
Monica: You know what, Ross? I'm gonna throw in 50 bucks for you.
Ross: Y'know what, y'know what, Im-Im not the one that wanted that, that break, okay. Youre the one that bailed on us. Youre the one that, that ran when things got just a little rough!
Pete: Hang on a second. (to the employees) Ill-Ill talk to you in the morning. (turns two of the three off) Im sorry what?
Monica: Chandler what do you say?