words in movies
[Scene: Central Perk, the whole gang is there, Ross is telling a story about what happened at work and the rest of the gang are thinking to themselves, denoted by italics.]
Gunther: What does Rachel see in this guy? I love Rachel. I wish she was my wife.
Chandler: What a wank!
Joey: Guess what?
Ross: What?
Monica: Whats the part?
Joey: Oh, and guess what, I got an audition for All My Children.
Phoebe: Oh, hey, hey Nick the boxer lets see what you got. All right ya, put em up. Come on. (they start shadow boxing)
Dr. Green: This where they put it? What, there no table available in the kitchen! Hello, baby.
Dr. Green: What happened to the library?
Dr. Green: You know whats really good here, the lobster. What do you say shall I just order three.
Dr. Green: What kind of person is allergic to lobster? I guess the kind of person that works at a library.
Dr. Green: (interrupting him) I know!! Its a museum! What, youre the only one around here who can make a joke! At least mine was funny. Ah, waiter, we will have two lobsters and a menu. (nods at Ross, and mouths I dont know to the waiter.)
Dr. Green: They found rust. You know what rust does to a boat?
Dr. Green: (gets his receipt and notices the twenty) What is this? Who put a twenty down here? Huh?
Dr. Green: This is nice. I pay two hundred dollars for dinner, you put down twenty, and you come out looking like Mr. Big Shot. You really want to be Mr. Big Shot? Here, Ill tell you what, you pay the whole bill, Mr. Big Shot, all right. (rips up the bill, and throws it at Ross, then leaves)
Student: Guess what, I got an audition!
Joey: You bet! Whats the part?
Ross: Hey Pheebs, what are you doing?
Monica: (sees the bed) Whats this?
Phoebe: When I was you! Y'know what, its all Joeys fault, cause he left his nose open!
Phoebe: Its Monicas bed. What?
Phoebe: So. This has always been Monicas bed, what youre just noticing now, how self-involved are you?
Dr. Green: Nice hair. Whatd ya do? Swim here?
Rachel: What? What? Hes interested in you. He-he likes your hair, he just wants to know how you got here.
Rachel: What?!
Dr. Green: Ross? Whats with the neck?
Ross: Thank you! Thats what I keep saying.
Dr. Green: What do you need help for?
Rachel: What? Its true, my right leg is two inches shorter.
Ross: What can I do, she doesnt listen to me about renters insurance either.
Dr. Green: Well what if somebody steals something? How are you gonna run after him with one leg shorter than the other?!
Chandler: What does a Wicked Wango card do?
Theodore: I can't imagine what he sees in her.
<Joey realizes what she's doing>
Ross: Monica, what is the matter with you?
Ross: What?!
Rachel: Ross, whats the big deal? So I kissed the guy!
Chandler: What?!
Joey: All right, what else?
Amy: Oh I was just thinking. You know what would be incredible? If you guys died.
Ross: You have no idea what a nightmare this has been. This is so hard.
Ross: Yknow what?
Rachel: What?!
Monica: Y'know what? You're right Phoebe. You're right. Thank you! (Gets up to find Chandler.)
Amy: no, no, then I would get the baby. I mean you know it would be just like a movie. Like at first I wouldn't know what to do with her, then I would rise to the occasion and and then I would get a makeover and then I'd get married.
Phoebe: What about me? I just found out that Denise is leaving town for a while, I dont have a roommate.
Chandler: Were doomed. Okay, theyre gonna take 50 bucks out of our accounts for the rest of our lives. What are we gonna do?
Ross: What?
Ross: I will, I will. See, I'm waiting for the right moment. (Joey looks at him) What? What, now?
Phoebe: Sure! What?
Amy: Yeah, well you know what I cannot believe. That my so-called sister, gets a 30% discount from Ralph Lauren and I still have to pay retail.
Ross: (puts away his wallet) And what is second prize?
Monica: Wait, now, what am I doing again?
Rachel: Hey-hey-hey thats funny! Your funny Chandler! Your a funny guy! You wanna know what else is really funny?!
Chandler: Sounds good to me... but what would a guy think?
Ross: What? What?
Monica: What?
Monica: What?!!
Gavin: I wasn't checking her out. I'm in fashion, I was looking at her skirt. Or was it pants? I didn't really see what happened below the ass area.
Phoebe: Wait! What?! No!! Elevator!! No!
Rachel: Hey, you guys! Guess what? Barry and Mindy are getting a divorce!
Ross: Yeah but Pottery Barn! Yknow what I think? Its just she-shes weird. Yknow its because shes a twin. Twins are weird.
Joey: And what is his name?
Monica: Okay, I-Im sorry. You and Joey, your both focusing on this uncomfortable thing, what you need to do is to change the subject. Next time you see him try to get him talking about something else.
Ross: Oh what?! Is she gonna cancel on me again?! How can she do this? Doesnt she know its our anniversary?
Janice: What?!
Rachel: Ooh, I just wish we hadnt lost those four months, but if time was what you needed just to gain a little perspective...
Phoebe: What else? What else?
Chandler: What?!
Rachel: What?
Ross: What? Of course you can! Hop on!
Ross: What is that?
Rachel: Dont say, "Oh my God!" Oh my God what?
Chandler: (sees another rack) Well, whats the deal with these? These-these look nice.
Rachel: What?
Joey: Whats the matter now?
Monica: Whats the matter?
Joey: What was the other one Ross?
Rachel: Well what are we going to do?
Monica: Okay! Okay! We can take a hint! (They start to leave but run into Phoebe with her guy in tow.) (To Phoebe) What are you doing here?!
Rachel: What?
Chandler: What?! Its not right! Were not ready to have a kid now!!
Ross: Oh Im, Im making this too hard. Okay, what do you want me to do.
Joey: What is it? Hey!
MNCA: So what. So he drank a lot tonight.
Joey: Rach come on, what?
Rachel: Joey. Honey what would I do without you?
Joey: What are you talking about alone? What about Ross?
Ross: What?
Monica: About what?
Ross: What about Ben?
Chandler: Again, what?!
Chandler: What?! Why does she think that?
Chandler: Well, what did she say?
Joey: Oh God, what the hell am I going to tell him?
Ross: Yeah. Wait a minute. What are you doing here? Joey Tribbiani without a date on Valentines Day? Whats going on, huh? Girl trouble?
Ross: Dad, what are you doing?
Joey: What a bad idea!
Ross: What?
Phoebe: Wait a second! So, whats new with you?
Mr. Geller: What?
Joey: (To Chandler) Dude! What are yoyou trying to kill me?!
Monica: What?
Chandler: Joey, you have to tell her whats going on! And what did it look like?!
(Phoebe mocks what Monica just said. Ross pulls Chandler aside.)
Rachel: Yeah, what did happen?
Ross: Then what did happen?
Ross: What?!
Ross: What?
Phoebe: Hey what are you guys looking at?
Rachel: Im sorry, what?
Phoebe: I cant believe I still dont know what happened to the window in the attic!
Phoebe: Hmm, something bad to tell Rachel Bad news for Rachel, what could that be?!
Chandler: I'll try, but I'm not sure what good it would do, y'know? Because I'm a lot less afraid of commitment than I used to be.
ROSS: You know what, this is ridiculous, ok. This is your birthday, this is your party. I say we just put 'em all together and if they can't deal with it, who cares.
Ross: Sure what kind?
Joey: This is what Ive got going for the party so far, liquor wise. Get a lot of liquor.
Chandler: (not knowing what hes saying yes to) Yes.
Pete: Look, forget the check, okay. (rips up the check) I like you. I think youre great. Come on, what do you say?
Ross: What is the matter with you?!?
Monica: Okay whats up
Monica: What? Who says that?
Monica: Whats going on?
Phoebe: Hi. Um, I want to start with a song thats about that moment when you suddenly realize what life is all about. OK, here we go. (plays a chord, then the lights go out) OK, thank you very much.
Chandler: (sarcastically shocked) Really?! Joe? What would you do if you were in Rosss situation?
Rachel: Yeah. No. And you know what? Nobody even saw!
Chandler: (hears Emma crying) What is wrong with Emma?
Ms. McKenna: What?
Ross: Whoa-whoa-whoa, hey! Now remember what we talked about, you gotta be strong.
Ross: What are you kidding? Its Batmans tux!!
Ross: Yeah thats what she said.