words in movies
[Scene: Central Perk, the whole gang is there, Ross is telling a story about what happened at work and the rest of the gang are thinking to themselves, denoted by italics.]
Gunther: What does Rachel see in this guy? I love Rachel. I wish she was my wife.
Chandler: What a wank!
Joey: Guess what?
Ross: What?
Monica: Whats the part?
Joey: Oh, and guess what, I got an audition for All My Children.
Phoebe: Oh, hey, hey Nick the boxer lets see what you got. All right ya, put em up. Come on. (they start shadow boxing)
Dr. Green: This where they put it? What, there no table available in the kitchen! Hello, baby.
Dr. Green: What happened to the library?
Dr. Green: You know whats really good here, the lobster. What do you say shall I just order three.
Dr. Green: What kind of person is allergic to lobster? I guess the kind of person that works at a library.
Dr. Green: (interrupting him) I know!! Its a museum! What, youre the only one around here who can make a joke! At least mine was funny. Ah, waiter, we will have two lobsters and a menu. (nods at Ross, and mouths I dont know to the waiter.)
Dr. Green: They found rust. You know what rust does to a boat?
Dr. Green: (gets his receipt and notices the twenty) What is this? Who put a twenty down here? Huh?
Dr. Green: This is nice. I pay two hundred dollars for dinner, you put down twenty, and you come out looking like Mr. Big Shot. You really want to be Mr. Big Shot? Here, Ill tell you what, you pay the whole bill, Mr. Big Shot, all right. (rips up the bill, and throws it at Ross, then leaves)
Student: Guess what, I got an audition!
Joey: You bet! Whats the part?
Ross: Hey Pheebs, what are you doing?
Monica: (sees the bed) Whats this?
Phoebe: When I was you! Y'know what, its all Joeys fault, cause he left his nose open!
Phoebe: Its Monicas bed. What?
Phoebe: So. This has always been Monicas bed, what youre just noticing now, how self-involved are you?
Dr. Green: Nice hair. Whatd ya do? Swim here?
Rachel: What? What? Hes interested in you. He-he likes your hair, he just wants to know how you got here.
Rachel: What?!
Dr. Green: Ross? Whats with the neck?
Ross: Thank you! Thats what I keep saying.
Dr. Green: What do you need help for?
Rachel: What? Its true, my right leg is two inches shorter.
Ross: What can I do, she doesnt listen to me about renters insurance either.
Dr. Green: Well what if somebody steals something? How are you gonna run after him with one leg shorter than the other?!
Rachel: What?!
Rachel: (really excited) Great!! It was very, very nice to meet you sir--Ow! Hey! What are you doing?! Are you crazy! (He took out that thing they use to look at people's retinas and looked at Rachel's when she was shaking his hand causing her to flinch and scream at him.)
Monica: It's weird, but you know what I don't wanna throw this away. I mean this is like all I have left of him, gross, drain hair. Ooh! (drops it in Ross's cereal)
Joey: Picture? What picture?
Rachel: Ugh! (To Phoebe) What grandmother?
Ross: Whats wrong with this year?
Ross: What? Your-your list?
Joey: What picture?!
Ross: (sitting down) Hey, what are you guys, what are you guys talking about?
Rachel: What?
Monica: About what?
Ross: Hi! What are you, what are you doing here?
The Director: What?!
Joey: You know what it is? It's a nice place but I gotta see I don't know if I see myself living here. Oh, oh, oh, let me see... (Joey sits down on the couch, mimes opening a can and puts his hand down his pants) Yeah, I could see it.
Rachel: What am I making him by the way?
Ross: For what? For letting you throw me out of your office?
Monica: What?!
Monica: (entering) Whats going on?
Ross: (noticing the outfit he is wearing) Whatd you do, take him whaling?
Rachel: What? Why? Where are you?
Joey: What?
Phoebe: Whats going on?
Joey: Thats what you told me.
Chandler: What?
Ross: What?
Ross: What?! What?! Talking about what?!
Phoebe: What?
Monica: What baby?
Joey: Francette? What is she? A couch?
Rachel: What cha doing Mon?
Rachel: So what are you gonna do?
Monica: (shocked) Wow! All right well, I mean, what can you do? If you lost it you lost it.
Matt: What?!
David: Okay, okay, okay. (Gets ready to sweep, and then picks up a laptop computer) Y'know what, this was just really expensive. (Puts it down elsewhere. Then picks up a microscope) And I'll take- this was a gift. (Moves it)
Monica: What are you doing?!
Ross: (jumping to his feet in anger) What?
Matt: Yeah, what did I do?
Rachel: (looks at him) That was (pause) surreal. Okay, what do think? Are you interested at all?
Rachel: You guys, theres a little girl in Soho looking for this cat. I mean, you know what that means?!
Rachel: Handling it? What do you mean, handling it? Theres nothing to handle. Now, maybe I would have a problem with this if it wasnt for me and Joshua. Yknow, theyre not gonna get married anyway!
Rachel: Okay. NowWhat is my first line?
Phoebe: What do I smell?
Phoebe: What do I smell?
Chandler: What are you guys doing?
Phoebe: What do I smell?
Phoebe: What do I smell?
Matt: (noticing the laughter) Why? Whats the matter?
Phoebe: You know what Amanda said to me when she got me on the phone? (apes Amanda in a british accent) "Oh, so sorry to catch you on your Mo-Bile!" If-if you don't wanna get me on my mo-Bile, don't call me on my mo-Bile!"
Rachel: What?! She made the tea! (Points to Monica.)
Phoebe: Okay, I will find someplace else to do the rest of my appointments. I just dont know what the big deal is!
Ross: Excuse me, what?
Monica: Oh what are doing?!
Rachel: What? Hey! No-no-no! This not cool! You don't even know me!
Joey: What? Whats going on?
Ross: What?! What do you mean? You-you-youre not pregnant?
Chandler: What?! What are you talking about?
Monica: What?!
Ross: (after he's left) Okay, seriously, what do you think?
Monica: Whats the matter?
Chandler: Oh, because his penis was too big. (he notices that David is not amused) Oh, I'm sorry, that's the kind of thing I do. (pause) They broke up because Mike didn't want to get married. Hey, what if you just let Phoebe know you'd be open to marriage?
Joey: (frustrated) Ahh! There's gotta be a way. I mean, you know, if Monica and Chandler move out here and now Phoebe is married to Mike. That just leaves me and Ross and Rach, you know what I mean?
PHOEBE: What? Is it - is this 'cause of what Ross said?
Rachel: What?!
Ross: Would you excuse us for a second? (Pulls Rachel off to the side) Umm . what are you doing?
Chandler: (gesturing towards another table) What about the birds?
Second Girl: What?
Rachel: Wait, what do you mean youre getting a new brain?
Ross: Well we-we dont know for sure. But in my head it-it sounded something like this. (He makes a high pitched noise and Alan doesnt know what to make of it.) Of course, this is just conjecture. Okay, thats uh, thats all for today. (Everyone starts to get up.) Uh Mr. Morse, can I see you for a moment?
Rachel: What?
Rachel: What?!
Ross: Well I dont know umm, (Pause) what if we were too tie each other up? (Carols shocked and obviously doesnt like that idea.) Umm, some people eat stuff off one another. (Carol doesnt like that idea either.) Nah! Umm, yknow we-we could try dirty talk? (Carol still says no.) Umm, we could, we could have a threesome.
Gunther: (To Ross) Hey! So what is this? Some kind of snake or something?
Chandler: What? What did you take a picture of?
Phoebe: Just, 'cause, I don't want her to go through what I went through with Carl- oh!
Phoebe: What is this? Whats going on?
Chandler: I don't see it that way. Okay? Because, I see two Monicas, the one that was my friend, who lived across the hall, and wanted to have a lot of babies and then the new Monica, who I just started to date. Now, who's to say what she wants?! Im right. I'm right. Am I right?
Ross: What did you do?
Ross: What about the chairs?
Joey: Yeah? Well look Ross, you don't have to. Okay? It's not your fault I suck. I mean what kind of an actor can't even say, "Hmm, noodle soup." (Nods his head in disgust.)
PHOEBE: I, I don't wanna meet my father over the phone. What am I gonna say, like 'Hi, I'm Phoebe, the daughter you abandoned. Oh, by the way, I broke your dog.'
Jill: Yeah. Ooh, I know what this is missing! Alcohol!
Monica: Oh, whatd ya bring me?! (She opens the gift) Awww, hotel toiletries from Japan. Oh, these are gonna go in my permanent collection. You want some coffee?
Tag: So, whats this about?
Joey: All right, I have one question. What is the deal with this? (Imitates Ross's 'quiet down' maneuver, but does move his hands up and down he just flaps his hands as if he's waving good-bye.)
Monica: Yeah. What is that?
Monica: What?!
Phoebe: What?!!
Rachel: What?
Chandler: Forget what I said, I was babbling! Pick me!
Monica: Well, what were you gonna say?
Chandler: (entering) Hey, what was that all about?
Joey: What secrets?
(In the rooms next door, Joey, Rachel, Ross and Charlie stop kissing and try to understand what the yelling was about. After a while they continue kissing. We're back in Chandler and Monica's room. Monica has some of her own hair stuffed in her mouth by Chandler.)
Phoebe: What stuff?
Phoebe: Well, what am I gonna do? I really need my guitar!
Phoebe: What?
Joey: Yeah uh, what am I gonna do?
Monica: Now, Mom, everything's going fine, really. (Listens) Yeah, Ross is great. He's uh, he's in a whole other place. (Listens) No, he's gone. (Listens) No no, you don't have to fly back, really. (Listens) What do you mean this might be your only chance? (Listens) Would you stop? I'm only 26, I'm not even thinking about babies yet.
Joey: Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Treeger, what are you doing?
Joey: What the hell is that?