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MONICA: It bit. It was a 50's theme restraunt. I have to cook in a costume and dance on the counter. I mean I was a chef at Cafe des Artistes. I mean how could I take a job where I have to make something called Laverne and Curly Fries?
LITTLE BULLY: And look where they're sitting.
JOEY: [in a fake voice] Uhh, hello Miss Buffay. I know where your dog is. I want you to know that he'll be returned to you, almost as good as new, within, within 24 hours. Uh, goodbye. [hangs up]
MONICA: Yeah, yeah, yeah, where are we on the hundred bucks?
FRANK: Yeah hey, you know if you want I can take you around back and show you where he hit his head on the rain gutter.
Chandler: Huh! Where is the dog?!
Rachel: Well, where is he? He is supposed to be here. (Pause) What if the baby needs him?
Helena: Monica! Where are you from?
Ross: Oh, where are you guys going?
Ross: Hey, wheres Chandler?
Joey: Hey! Where have you been?
Rachel: (yelling) So youre gonna be in the car, I will be upstairs, and thats where everybodys gonna be!
Rachel: What? Why? Where are you?
Chandler: Well, stuff like where we'd live, y'know? Like a small place outside the city, where our kids could learn to ride their bikes and stuff. Y'know, we could have a cat that had a bell on its collar and we could hear it every time it ran through the little kitty door. Of course, we'd have an apartment over the garage where Joey could grow old.
[Scene: The hallway, Ross is running up the stairs. Note: This show continues where the last one left off.]
Ross: Oh, you like it? You wanna know where I got it?
MRS GREEN: Sweetie! So this is where you work? Oh, it's wonderful! Is it a living room? Is it a restaurant? Who can tell? But I guess that's the fun.
(They both walk over to where Rachel is opening her gifts. Rachel sees her first gift is a fruit basket.)
Lauren: (answering the door) Vic! Where have you been, baby?!
Joey: Where are you going? The vicar wont be home for hours.
Bitsy: Phoebe, come sit. Tell us a little bit about yourself... So where are you from?
Rachel: Well, yknow I-I dont know where he is.
Rachel: (changing the subject) Anyway, speaking of drinking too much. I was uh, tellin Phoebe about that one crazy night after the Sigma Chi luau where you and I uh, we made out.
Phoebe: So Theodore... I uhm... I can see where Mike gets his good looks from...
Woman: Well you can have the suite if you want. We dont care about where we stay. Were here to celebrate our love together. We dont have to get free stuff. We just want to be together.
Ross: WhHeyWhoa-whoa, where, where you going?!
Phoebe: Monica! Thats not right! Start with where.
ROSS: No look I wasn''t right, that's what I came here to tell you. I was totally hung up on, on my own stuff. Listen, I'm someone who needs the whole security thing, ya know. To know exactly where my next paycheck is coming from buy you, you don't need that and that's amazing to me. I could never do what you do Joey.
[The next flashback is from The One Where No One's Ready. Joey is retaliating against Chandler hiding his underwear by wearing a whole bunch of clothes.]
Chandler: Okay. (Starts to head for where the foosball table usually is.)
Monica: So, why don't you just take it back to where you got it?
Dr. Green: This where they put it? What, there no table available in the kitchen! Hello, baby.
[Cut to the living room where Monica is helping pack a box.]
Joey: If you get a second, find out where she got that cheeseburger.
Monica: Okay, weve been out here for two hours and we havent seen any stupid comets. Can we go now? I mean, Chandlers getting chilly. (She walks over to where Chandler is bundled up in a big coat and shivering.)
Joey: Wait, well, where did you get it from?!
Joey: Sounds great! Okay all right, well where does this go? (The lamp hes holding.)
Monica: (to Joey) He is so cute. (to Angela and Bob) So, where did you guys grow up?
Roy: All right, somebody show me where to plug in my box, and we'll get this party started! (he thrusts his pelvis towards Phoebe) Whaaaa... (walks back to plug in his cd player) Here? All right.
MR. GELLER: There you go. So she dips into her savings, that's what it's there for. She's gonna be fine, and if you need a little extra, you know where to find it. [pulls a quarter from behind her ear]
Monica: (comes up and starts looking through Rosss cookie supply) Ross, but me down for another box of the mint treasures, okay. Where, where are the mint treasures?
Mona: Where are we?
Rachel: Well, have you been involved with someone where you haven't broken up?
Rachel: Alright. So whered you grow up?
Phoebe: Where?! (Ross exits.)
Ross: Yeah, yeah, I was watching. (The instructor just nods and walks away.) Umm, hey, a couple of questions though. Umm, about that-that-that last move where the woman tripped you and then pinned you to the floor, what-what-what-what would you do next?
(We see the TV and its the last scene where ET is saying goodbye.)
Rachel: Oh yes, absolutely! Yknow, its weird uh, but I had a dream last night where I was stopped by a policeman. And then he uh well I probably shouldnt tell you the rest.
Chandler: Im leaning. This is where I lean.
Rachel: (Looking through her purse.) Okay, you know what? I dont have it, but I can tell you exactly where it is on my night stand, and...okay. But you know what? I have my drivers license and I have a twenty. (She slides it across the counter.)
(Chandler walks over to the counter where Phoebe is, and is asking her about the break-up.)
Chandler: Oh my goodness! Where did you hide it?
Joey: No room? Its a baby. Its like this big. (Holds his hands about a foot apart.) Yknow, I mean you-you could you could put it over here. (A desk.) Or-or-or we could put it right here. (The chair.) Aw, its cute, right? Or-or we could put it over here. (By the bathroom door.) You wouldnt even notice it. Wheres the baby? (Mumbles that its over in the corner.)
Monica: Groomsman, groomsman, why are you just standing there, where is your bridesmaid? (into microphone) We've got a broken arrow. Bridesmaid down! (realizes) Oh, that's me.
Man: Where did you have it?
Ross: What? Is it the comet? (Runs over to where Joeys standing.)
MONICA: Because that's where the party is you goon. See this is just the staging area.
Joey: If you go to a hotel you'll be...doing stuff. I want you right here where I can keep an eye on you.
Monica: Where is the James Taylor CD?
Monica: That's Paul's watch. You just put it back where you found it. Oh boy. Alright. Goodnight, everybody.
Monica: Yeah, well, Im using noise. Okay. All right! So, is everybody ready? Here we go. (She flips on the switch and a hum starts.) I hear something! I hear something! Where is it? (They all start looking until Rachel realises its Joey.)
RACHEL: Yes, but I, I think about who's apartment we're gonna sleep at tomorrow night and, and where we're gonna have dinner next Saturday night. I do not think about what our childrens' names are gonna be. You know what our childrens names are gonna be.
Chandler: So where are we on the whole going back to the place where they have all the marriages thing? I love you.
Phoebe: Oo, where are the seats?
Rachel: Wait-wait where are you going? Where are you going?
[Cut to Monica and Chandler's, is the one where Rachel screwed up the desert and Ross and Joey are trying to enjoy it.]
Monica: They cant all be bad. (To Chandler) Find the one where you make your bedroom eyes. Ohh, there it is.
Joey: Hey so wheres Ross?
Elizabeth: Do you know where the store is?
Chandler: No, I just always see guys doing this when they get handcuffs taken off them. (He runs over to where his pants are hanging) Hello sweet pants!
Ross: Hey, wheres uh, wheres mom?
Joey: Hey, so where are my parents gonna be?
Chandler: What the hell happened?!! How were you locked in?!! And where the hell is all of our stuff?!!
Rachel: Look I know she's a little tough to take. She has no where else to go, and she's my sister. Alright, she's Emma's aunt. And I would like them to bond.
(They all speak at once in general approval of his pants selection; Joey asks where he got them. I can't pick out the rest of it.)
Joey: Well, where was I? (Takes a sip of the coffee.)
Monica: What the Yes youre too late! Where was all this three years ago?!
Monica: Where have you been?
Phoebe: Aw. (Phoebe gets a bad taste in her mouth when he looks away) Im justIm in a place in my life right now where I I
Woman: No! Its where you put the dirty ones!
Rachel: Yeah... (still looking to see where Joey went, and opens the door)
JOEY: (spots the suitcase just inside the door where Chandler left it) Whoa, whoa.� Wait a minute.� Wait a minute.� If you just got back from Tulsa, how did your suitcase beat you here?
[We close with a bunch of scenes where they screw up and make weird noises. It finishes with.]
JOEY: Where are you going?
{Transcibers note: Ill finish that one for those of you who dont know what theyre talking about. Where the towels are Hers and Hers and His, Threes Company too! Yeah, thats the theme song for Threes Company.}
Chandler: Where you going, Joe?
Joey: Where?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Phoebe is showing Monica where Sergeis country is.]
Rachel: Well, my boss was at the same restaurant where I was having my interview and he heard everything. So later he calls me to his office and he tells me that he's gonna have to let me go, because I'm not a team player. And I said "Wait a minute! Yes I am." and I had to sit there for 45 minutes while he proved that that in fact... was true.
Chandler: Yes I'm gonna put it back (Mocking Ross) exactly where I found it.
[Scene: A Restaurant, Chandler and Phoebe are entering. This is the place where the guy who bought Chandlers ring is going to propose.]
Phoebe: Oh my God. This is where you got all our stuff, Pottery Barn! Oh my God!
Chandler: Hey, so where are we staying? Is the movie putting us up in a big hotel suite?
Joey: Hey uh, where do you guys want this?
Molly: So where did you study?
[The next one is from Episode 604: The One Where Joey Loses His Insurance.]
Manny: (looking at the sofa) Where did they go?
Chandler: Good idea. Where do you want to go to lunch?
913 - The One Where Monica Sings
Rachel: Yeah, totally! You are in such good hands. And I'm so good with meeting parents. With the father, you know, you want to flirt a little bit, but not in a gross way. Just kind of like: "Oh mr. Pincer, I can see where Wallis gets his good looks..."
Joanna: You know, Junior Miss is where I started. Oh, I had to sleep with the ugliest guy to get that job.
Phoebe: Yeah, but Monica, do you actually want to be in a relationship where you can actually use the phrase, "Thats not how your dad used to do it."
[Scene: The theatre where Joey is auditioning. Phoebe enters when Joey's on stage and she sits down. He hasn't seen her.]
Ross: Oh, great! Listen, oh I had to get you a whole new battery. I got you the best one I could, cause thats not where you want to skimp.
Chandler: Where the hell is everybody?