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[Cut to the living room where Monica is helping pack a box.]
Casting Director #2: Thats where you pick up the bag.
Phoebe: Wheres Chandler?
Ross: Well, you can't know where I am all the time. Look, this marriage is never gonna work if you don't trust me.
Ross: Hey, whered you get that?
Phoebe Sr: No, no, thats just Chuck Magioni, I-I sold him a house last year! And Im very sorry, but I dont know where your Father is, and thats the truth.
RACH: Maybe it was just the kind of story where you have to be there.
[Scene: Another street, somewhere along the River Themes, Ross, Emily, and Monica are walking to where theyre gonna get married. Emily is relating the troubles with the caterer.]
Monica: Wheres that?
Monica: (to Rachel) Hey, where is this guy, it's been over an hour!
Chandler: No ah, hold on a second Joe, where do Dutch people come from?
Ross: Actually, it kinda is. My wife won't return my calls. I don't know where my wife is. (Laughs) "Hey Ross, where's the Mrs.?" Don't know!
[The next clip is the second famous fight in The One Where Ross and Rachel Take A Break.]
ROSS: Where ya goin'?
Phoebe: (walking back in with her hand over her eyes.) Umm, wheres my purse?
Joey: (holding an empty tissue box) Wheres all the tissues?! (Throws the box down in disgust.)
Ross: Wheres Ben?
Monica: Ross let me ask you a question. All jokes aside, where is this relationship going?
Mona: Im sorry, so umm, so where are we?
Monica: Joey, where are the Jell-o shots?
Chandler: (reading the paper) Says here that a muppet got whacked on Seasame Street last night. (to Ross) Where exactly were around ten-ish?
Rachel: Well, hey! How about right above the TV? (Points to the spot where her famous French poster is hanging). That way, it will be the first thing that you see when you walk in the door!
Joey: I know! Thats why we got to find Monica!! You know where she is?
Rachel: Yeah, you know what we should all do? We should play that game where everyone says one thing that they're thankful for.
Chandler: Well, thats the part where you tell him that I moved to France. When actually Ill be in Cuba.
Receptionist: Welcome to the Chestnut Inn Mr. Bing, so where are you joining from?
[A montage of scenes from The One Where Ross and Rachel Take A Break follows.]
Monica: Oh my God! You own an Italian restaurant and you think that tastes good?! Where are you even from?
Phoebe: Oh my god! Where are you? (Looks around.)
MONICA: Yeah, yeah, yeah, where are we on the hundred bucks?
Chloe: Wait! Wheres my shoes?
Monica: Yeah. Where were you?
Phoebe: Where are you going, Mr. Suity-Man?
Ross: Uh, what you said, about us being in a place where we could finally be happy for each other.
Chandler: Okay! (He joins her on one knee) Okay! Okay! Oh God, I thought (Starting to cry, pauses) Wait a minute, I-I can do this. (Pause) I thought that it mattered what I said or where I said it. Then I realized the only thing that matters is that you, (Pause) you make me happier than I ever thought I could be. (Starting to cry again.) And if youll let me, I will spend the rest of my life trying to make you feel the same way. (Pause as he gets out the ring.) Monica, will you marry me?
Phoebe: I will find a selfless good deed! 'Cause I just gave birth to three children and I will not let them be raised in a world where Joey is right!
Monica: Seriously, where did you get the hat?
Chandler: Nothing, just a little extra air in my mouth. Pffft. Pffffffft. (walks over to where Joey is seated)
Monica: Oh well, where is he?!
Fake Monica: I thought that movie was so incredibly... boring. I mean, that thing at the end where the kid kills himself because he can't be in the play? What was that?! It's like, kid, wait a year, leave home, do some community theatre. I walked out of there and I thought, 'Now, that's two hours of my life that I'm never getting back.' And that thought scared me more than all the other crap I was afraid to do.
Chandler: Where ya going?
Phoebe: Ohh, I think she knows where my Dad is.
Ross: We were on a break!!! Okay!! (grabs the phone) We were, we were..., (calms down) yeah. Where are you? Ill find you. (hangs up)
Ross: (looking his elbow, where there's a patch) These aren't suede.
Rachel: Well lets see. Maybe he knows where Ross is. (They walk towards Chandler) Hey, how's it going (tries to look as un-interested in him as possible - checking out her nails).
Phoebe: I know! So this woman probably could like have all kinds of stories about my parents, and she might even know like where my Dad is. So I looked her up, and she lives out by the beach. So maybe this weekend we could go to the beach?
Chip: You know where I work!
Conan: Its a tradition here on Friends after every taping for me to hang out with you guys, (They all laugh) talk down the episode umm The point of this whole thing is what people see in America is: they see Friends, they love the show, it looks like a smooth running machine, but behind the scenes theres deceit, mistrust, and hate. And I thought, I thought wed actually take a look at uh, yknow some of these moments where you guys arethere are mistakes. You make mistakes.
Joey: Orrr, you could follow him and see where he goes.
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's apartment. The scene starts where we took off in the last episode with Ross seeing Joey and Rachel kissing. Rosss tares at them.]
Phoebe: Yeah! So--ooh, I gotta ask you though. How did you know where to find me?
Rachel: Oh, yknow I'm not that much of a sweet tooth. I(Chandler puts a forkful of the cheesecake in her mouth.)Wow. My God, so creamy. Oh my God, this is the best cheesecake I have ever had. Where did you get this? (She reaches over to look at the label on the box.)
Chandler: I'm not in charge of where the conference is held. Do you want people to think it's a fake conference? It's a real conference.
Rachel: Where?!
Chandler: That's a good idea. I wonder where I could (Pause) get a basket of porn
Joey: (surprised its Lauren) (hugs her) (whispering) Wheres Kate?
(She sets down her bag and we travel back to slow motion world. She once again whips her hair around in slow motion with the love doctor Barry White singing in the background. And Id also like to take this opportunity to mention that she can also be seen in Starship Troopers and that she was born in Downers Grove, Illinois which just happens to be a few miles from where I live. Anyway Cousin Ross is now staring.)
Ross: Can you please not do that feet first? You know where his injury is! Severed toe, you just said it!
Chandler: Where?
Ross: Marcel? Marcel? Okay, where is he? Where is he? Marcel? Marcel?
David: Well, it got me to New York anyway, and then I got on a cab at the airport, and the guy said where to? and I just... gave him your address I... I... I didn't even think about it.
Pete: Where are we?
(Rachel slams shut her window and storms into the living room, where Joey and Monica are eating breakfast.)
Chandler: Well! We er..climbed up four flights of stairs, manueveored a narrow hallway, dodged a rabid pitbul... but these last three feet are where it gets really tricky.
Joey: Oh, see thats where youre wrong. Whatever it is I can do it. And if didnt see it up there, just-just try me.
PHOEBE: Ooh, where are you off to, Travelin' Jake?
Rachel: Heeeeey, where have you been? (He shows her his thumb) What happened to you?
Ross: Oh! And it gets worse! (Turns his side to Chandler and Monica and pulls up his shirt. There's a distinct line across his body, where his belly is very tanned and his back is very pale.)
Monica: So I did tell you. Okay, y'know, that really isnt the thing. Umm, the thing is that, right now Im just in a place in my life where I need to focus on me. Y'know what I mean?
Joey: I know, I know. And when they moved back in together, I figured y'know, that's where things were headed.
Chandler: Yes. Right where?
Phoebe: Where were you?
Joey: Ohh, well, thats ok then. But, okay my towels for instance. I come in to the bathroom here and my towel is not on the floor where keep it. Its up here on some hook..and smells different.
[Scene: Museum of Natural History. Ross enters the display where Rachel is waiting.]
Chandler: A place where no one will ever get out alive?
Roy: I don't know... I can make my pecs dance... I can pick up a dollar bill with my butt cheeks... I can go to that special place inside me where I feel no shame.
Ross: Well, where do I start? This is Julie. Julie, this is Rachel.
Rachel: But, Pheebs, you can still use the copy machine where I actually work. But, just come by at lunch so my boss doesnt see you. Cause Kim will just freak out and she already doesnt like me very much.
Joey: Hey, best man number two, Joey Tribbiani. Now Im not good with the jokes like Chandler here. Boy...but ahh, I just want to say congratulation to the happy couple. I first met Ross in this coffee house back home...Home...New York City...Where everybody knows my name. Well anyway, I love you guys. (pointing at everyone.) But not as much as I love America. (Looking at Chandler.) Could we please..go home now?
Ross: No, no it's, um, it's not you, um, it's um, it's (turns and sees his Mom standing where Rachel is)
Monica: Oh, you mean like that guy thing where you act mean and distant until you get us to break up with you.
Tim: Where can I wash up?
Ross: Aw, yknow Yknow, maybe were-were just approaching this all wrong. If youre Chandler and-and you wanna hide, where is the last place on Earth people would think youd go?
Phoebe: Oh no! No no! Not at all. We're just moving in right now. See where it goes.
Bob: Its Bob actually. Hey, you work up here, can you tell me where this Chandler Bings office is?
Monica: Absolutely! (He goes to kiss her, but she stops him and rubs his head and says...) Now get out of here you!! (Pete leaves) (to the gang) Okay, Im running out of places I can touch him! Look, is there something wrong with me? I mean why am I only attracted to guys where theres no future? Either theyre too old, or theyre too young, and then theres Pete whos-whos crazy about me, and whos absolutely perfect for me, and theres like zip going on! I mean, seriously, does it sound like somethings wrong with me?!
Rachel: Hey Joey, is this the bed where Olivia lost her virginity?
Ross: Wheres my ring? My dead grandmothers wedding ring? Where is it? Where is it?
{Transcribers Note: For further reading on the above story, please check out The One Where Joey Moves Out.}
Monica: Where ya going?
ROSS: OK, my hands were no where near your butt.
Chandler: ...and a street where our kids can ride their bikes and maybe an ice-cream truck can go by.
Chandler: Oh God, it freaked me out. Okay, I know it shouldnt have, but it did. I mean I like her, I dont want to stop seeing her, but every so often its like Hey, y'know what, wheres your leg? I mean Im the smallest person in the world arent I? Im the smallest person in the world.
(Ross takes big steps leaving for Joey and Rachel's apartment, where Rachel is going through her papers.)
Joey: Okay. Rachel and Phoebe are already there, okay? So they probably started without us. We could just slip in and no-one needs to know where we were! (he raises his hands and on his right one there's a Rangers foam finger)
[The next clip is from The One Where Ross Finds Out.]
Joey: (Laughs) Of course we do! Mike is playing a game that we used to play in high school. Yeah, where we pretend we don't know each other. We played all kinds of games. (To Mike) Hey, remember the one where I punch you in the face for not being cool?!
Ross: Joey, Im not worried about her! Im worried about my baby! Whoever she dates my baby dates! Now-now where is this (makes the quote-marks sign) actor taking them?
MR. GREENE: Oh hello Ross, where have you been?
Monica: Whoa whoa whoa! Wherere you goin?
Ross: Y'see, that's where you're wrong. Why would I marry her if I thought on any level thatthat she was a lesbian?
Rachel: Joey, youre such an amazing actor! (He smiles.) How do you know where Dr. Drake Remoray leaves off and Joey Tribbiani begins?