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Ross: Uh-uhWow! Uh, I thought you guys were just like making jokes, I had no idea. What you know what? You guys are wrong. Uh yes, there is a chronological age difference but I never notice it. You know why? Because she is very mature. Besides, it doesnt really matter to me what you guys think. I mean, Im the one dating Elizabeth, not you!
Chandler: (trying to cover up why his hand is over his heart) One nation, under God. Indivisible with liberty and justice for all. (Laughs.) I remembered it. (Its a butchered version of the Pledge of Allegiance of the United States for our foreign friends.) The champagne is here. (The waiter is delivering it and pouring two glasses.)
Chandler: Hey-hey, hey! (Gets up and hugs him.) I dont know why I did that!
Rachel: Why would a charity give away a free boat?!
Joey: Look, I dont know why the kids need a youth center anyway! Yknow? They should just watch TV after school like I did and I turned out fine!
Monica: Why dont you just weigh out the good stuff about the relationship against the bad stuff. I mean thats what I did when I first (looks at Chandler and pauses) weighing stuff.
Rachel: (To Phoebe) Why do you care about the guy who won the Paris trip?
Monica: Why do you want to see my hand?
Chandler: Yeah, well Yknow, it just got me thinking though, why would anybody ever want to get married huh?
Monica: Why?! To celebrate your relationship! To solidify your commitment! To declare your love for one another to the world!
Monica: Oh God (Starts looking around.) Why dont they put chairs back here?!
Richard: Why?
Monica: Why? Because of the government.
Chandler: Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! What is all this pressure?! Is this some new kind of strategy? Why dont you put down your copy of The Rules huh mantrap?!
Monica: I dont know why Im here.
Chandler: Well why didnt you stop her?! Why didnt you just tell her it was a plan?!
Monica: Chandler In all my life I never thought I would be so lucky. (Starting to cry.) As to fall in love with my best my best Theres a reason why girls dont do this!
Rachel: What?! Why?!
Phoebe: Why? Just 'cause you're too lazy to get up off your touchie?
Phoebe: Why would you leave your Belgian waffle in the hall?
Rachel: Why? Honey, what is the big deal?
ROSS: Oh look, I can't believe this. Look, homo-habilus hasn't even learned how to use tools yet and they've got him here wi, with clay pots. Why don't, why don't they just give him a microwave? I'm sorry, I'm sorry this is taking so long, ya know, I, I, it's just it's longer than I expected, we will have dinner.
Chandler: Why?
Monica: Why?
Phoebe: Okay. Whoa, sorry. Why were you just like all in the dark?
Elizabeth: Why dont you get in the hot tub and Ill meet you there.
Joey: Hey, you know, some of those are pretty hard! Like why would there be a ghost in my fridge? (pause). Yeah!
Ross: Well I, thats the thing, I dont know! I mean, whenever I brought it up with her she said, (In a British accent.) "This is so fantastic! Why do we have to talk about the future? Lets just enjoy "
Rachel: Yeah! Why?
ROSS: Why, why, why can't you stand me being here? I don't, I, we're just, ya know, we're just havin' fun.
Phoebe: Why not?
Joey: Well, why do you call him Gandolf?
PHOEBE: Uh huh. Why is that?
Chandler: Why am I looking?
Rachel: Uhhh, yeah. But it's not obvious why.
Chandler: C'mon, we're great together, why not?
Joey: Oh. Why would you scare me like that? What the hell is going on? (Pause.) Is somebody pregnant?
Joey: Why would I do that? It took three guys to get the thing in there!
Chandler: Me?! Why me?
Monica: Why would I say anything? That two of our best friends could start the greatest love affair of their lives! And they would have me to thank, and we could all start having babies?
Chandler: Oh that's so cool! Why would a cop come in here though? They don't serve donuts. (No one laughs.) Y'know what actually, could you discover the badge again? I think I can come up with something better than that.
JOEY: Hey, why can't we use the same toothbrush, but we can use the same soap?
Ross: Noo. Why?
ROSS: I am really not going. I don't get it. They already live together, why do they need to get married?
Ross: Yeah, it's, it's, it's cute. Why, why, why does he have it, again?
Phoebe: Which is why my answer is yes!
Monica: So, why don't you just take it back to where you got it?
Ross: Really, it would be good for you and in fact, why don�t you, why don�t you go ahead to the restaurant and I will wait for my mom and then I�ll meet you there.
JOEY: Really. Why can't we just get some pizzas and get some beers and have fun?
Chandler: Hey, yknow what? Why dont we think about changes we can make in the living room?
Monica: I can't believe you tried to cut me out. Why Phoebe, why?
MONICA: Oh, why does this bother me so much? I mean I don't wanna be one of those people who tells their boyfriend they wanna spend 24 hours a day with them.
All: Why?!
Chandler: I spent the entire day with you, why didn't you tell me?!
Ross: Why are you mad at me?
CHANDLER: Well, so why not go knock?
Chandler: Oh my God! Those are my bedroom eyes?! Why did you ever sleep with me?
Phoebe: That is so cruel! Why? Why would a parent name their child Bethel?
Mark: Why do all youre coffee mugs have numbers on the bottom?
ROSS: And that's, that's funny why?
Chandler: Uh why, do you have a lecture?
Rachel: Hmm. Look, Ross, if you want your neighbors to like you, why don't you just pay the hundred bucks? The party's gonna cost you way more than that.
PHOEBE: Why are you guys so upset? It's Old Yeller, it's a happy movie.
Joey: Wh-what?! Why?!
Chandler: Why did you take the shower curtain down?
Erica: Why don't you ask the reverend to pray on it?
Monica: Why do you guys have so many keys in there anyway?
Joey: (laughs) Why would you want to do that?
Chandler: Why have I seen this thing three times?!
Joey: Uh, why, it’s a... (he picks a book up) one of her favorites, uh, (he reads the title of the book) “Riding the Storm Out. Coping with post-partum depression” eesh! (he puts the book back and picks up another) “Love you forever”. Love you forever. By Robert Munsch. Published by Firefly books. Printed (he pauses and changes the tone to a dramatic one) in Mexico. A mother held her new baby and very slowly rocked him back and forth, back and forth, back and forth, and while she held him she sang “I’ll love you forever, I’ll like you for always, as long as I'm living, my baby you’ll be”. (the picture fades and Joey is now finishing the book). And while he rocked her, he sang “I’ll love you forever, I’ll like you for always, as long as I'm living, my baby you’ll be”.
Ross: Yeah, sure, why not? In fact, if you know anyone that would be good for me...
Ross: Oh yeah, why not?
Monica: Why does my cinamon stick have an eraser?
Ross: Oh yeah, why not?
Phoebe: No, why?
Chandler: That's why for an entire year people called me Sir Limps-A-Lot?!
Ross: What?! Why?
Ross: Why? Did you write it?
Ursula: Sure! Why not? You could be my sister for the day.
Mr. Burgin: Well, were starving, why dont we all go get something to eat?
MRS. GELLER: Well, I was thinking, why doesn't he give Monica a call?
Ross: And why wouldn't he get it?
Monica: Why do you do it?
Rachel (as Monica): You know what, it's feeling a lot better, thank you, um... Well, listen, why don't you two sit down and, and we'll get you some glasses... okay... (They don't know what to do with their coats and Monica points to the living room) STAT!
Rachel: Why, where are you going?
Chandler: Okay Ross, why dont you come with me?
Ross: No! Why?
Joey: Why not?!
Ross: So, uh, why did you have to turn it down?
Joey: Why?
Phoebe: (interrupting) What are you doing?!! Why are you defending him?! Just get me another doctor! One who is not crazy and who is not Fonzie!
Chandler: Why?! What happened?!
Phoebe: Yes, while I was in the chair! Thats why I take such good care of my teeth now, y'know, its not about oral hygiene, I floss to save lives!
Phoebe: All right, wait! Just wait. Everybody just calm down. Okay? Let's give our friend Joey a chance to explain why he's such a big pervert!
Rachel: Ross! Yknow what, I just gotwhy? Why did you do this?!
Joey: Why not?
David: Why not? It's brilliant! (talking to an imaginary Mike) Goodbye Mike, we'll see you at the wedding, fella! (pause) well, we probably won't invite you to the wedding... (to Chandler) Thank you, Chandler. Sincerely.
Joey: No. Why?
Monica: Why not?
ROSS: Why wouldn't I want to come? I had fun at the first wedding.
Chandler: Well, why dont you tell her to stop being silly! (Monica mocks him and he joins in.)
Chandler: Oh, why not. Was I doing anything particularly... saucy?
Phoebe: Not if nothing happens. Why can't... why can't we just hang out as friends?
Phoebe: Why? Why would you do that?
Monica: Why is Ross naked?
Phoebe: Why do you care?
Ross: Oh, no! No-no! No, I tired! But I couldnt. Thats why Im here. Maybe we could attack them together? (He glares at him.) That-thats a no.
Rachel: Well thats gross, why dont you just take it outside and throw it in a dumpster?
Rachel: Honey, why is it hard, I mean we've been together for almost a year now?
Phoebe: Oh yeah, okay. I'm uptight. Yeah, that's why I don't want to watch a middle aged guy dance around in what I can only assume is a child halloween costume! (turns to look at Monica and Rachel who look like they feel very sorry for the stripper)
Chandler: Im sure youre right, but why?
Chandler: Yeah, why don't we lose the gloves.
Monica: Why don't you just get a roommate?
Chandler: Why wouldnt they be happy?
Chandler: What? What? Why?!
Joey: Yeah! Yeah, why? Whats up?
Joey: You know what, you guys? It's their first time, why don't we just forget about the money, alright?