words in movies
Ross: Uh-uhWow! Uh, I thought you guys were just like making jokes, I had no idea. What you know what? You guys are wrong. Uh yes, there is a chronological age difference but I never notice it. You know why? Because she is very mature. Besides, it doesnt really matter to me what you guys think. I mean, Im the one dating Elizabeth, not you!
Chandler: (trying to cover up why his hand is over his heart) One nation, under God. Indivisible with liberty and justice for all. (Laughs.) I remembered it. (Its a butchered version of the Pledge of Allegiance of the United States for our foreign friends.) The champagne is here. (The waiter is delivering it and pouring two glasses.)
Chandler: Hey-hey, hey! (Gets up and hugs him.) I dont know why I did that!
Rachel: Why would a charity give away a free boat?!
Joey: Look, I dont know why the kids need a youth center anyway! Yknow? They should just watch TV after school like I did and I turned out fine!
Monica: Why dont you just weigh out the good stuff about the relationship against the bad stuff. I mean thats what I did when I first (looks at Chandler and pauses) weighing stuff.
Rachel: (To Phoebe) Why do you care about the guy who won the Paris trip?
Monica: Why do you want to see my hand?
Chandler: Yeah, well Yknow, it just got me thinking though, why would anybody ever want to get married huh?
Monica: Why?! To celebrate your relationship! To solidify your commitment! To declare your love for one another to the world!
Monica: Oh God (Starts looking around.) Why dont they put chairs back here?!
Richard: Why?
Monica: Why? Because of the government.
Chandler: Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! What is all this pressure?! Is this some new kind of strategy? Why dont you put down your copy of The Rules huh mantrap?!
Monica: I dont know why Im here.
Chandler: Well why didnt you stop her?! Why didnt you just tell her it was a plan?!
Monica: Chandler In all my life I never thought I would be so lucky. (Starting to cry.) As to fall in love with my best my best Theres a reason why girls dont do this!
Joey groans and gets off the phone: The producer from Days left a message on my machine asking why I wasn't at the parade. They said everybody's pissed off at me.. <whiny voice> And they all got to meet Santa!
Rachel: Why?
Joey: Why?
Rachel: What?! Why? Joey you were so ready for it!
Chandler: Oh no-no-no, I will do it. Honey, you have to learn to sit down and relax and let your husband take care of things once and awhile. (Tries the door.) Its locked, you have to help me. Why is it locked?
Joey: Why not?
Joey: (stunned and turned on) Yeah. WhyYeah, that would work for ya
Ross: What? Why? Whats wrong?
Joey: Then why do you throw like one?
Ross: Shh! (Laughs then composes himself) Of course, why dont we go inside?
Phoebe: Okay, I understand why Superman is here, but why is there a porcupine at the Easter Bunnys funeral?
Chandler: Hey. I just, I just wanted to come over to-to say that Im sorry. Yknow? I know I acted like the biggest idiot in the world, and I can completely understand why you were so upset.
Mona: Why?
Rachel: Why? You saw it? Is it scary?
Phoebe: Yeah! Now, why do you want to kill yourself?
Ross: Hey, hey, its me. Why cant you tell me?
Ross: Why not?
PHOEBE: Joey, why don't you talk to Chandler about moving back?
Chandler: Why?
Chandler: Why not? We could give each of them half a medallion, and then years later, they'll find each other and be reunited. I mean, that's a great day for everybody.
Ross: Why?
Chandler: Why?
Rachel: Oh no!!!! Oh my God!! This is all making so much sense to me now! This is why Adam Carter wouldnt go out with me! This is why Billy Tratt would just stay in this region! (Motions to her breasts.) (Joey has turned around.)
Monica: Ok, hypothetically, why won't I be married when I'm 40?
Joey: What?! Why?!
Chandler: And you wonder why Ross is their favorite?
Monica: Great! Well Rachel, the reason why I wont let you drive the Porsche is because youre a terrible driver. There! That wasnt about the wedding.
Monica: (sniffing) Maybe she will. Uh! Why couldn't I have been a Reverend?
Joey: Oh! (Pulls up his pants.) Sorry. Uh, Ive got those plans with Phoebe, why?
Phoebe: Why dont you just try one?
ROSS: Oh OK. Well then why don't you, uhh, why don't you borrow it from mom and dad? You feel guilty and tense around them already. You might as well make some money off of them.
Joey: Why?
Ross: Monica! (She appears, not sure why she was summoned.)
Mrs. Geller: Ross, why dont you give us your toast now?
Ross: Look at it this way: you dumped her. Right? I mean, this woman was unbelievably sexy, and beautiful, intelligent, unattainable... Tell me why you did this again?
Monica: Why did they get divorced?
Joey: Oh sure, yeah, why not? (Sits on the arm of the chair.)
Ross: Whyd you say no?
Joey: Hey-hey dude, why are you changing the subject? Why? Will you make the call or what?
Ben: No! Why can't the Armadillo leave? I want Santa!
Rachel: Why did you invite my mother?!
Joey: WhatWhy?!
Ross: Yes, yes it is. Its uh (Aunt Millie uses this opportunity to grab Ross and kiss him on the lips. After she leaves Ross quickly wipes his mouth with a napkin.) Every time on the lips! Why?! Why on lips?!
Phoebe-Estelle: It’s a little coincidental, but believable. (Joey nods in agreement). Listen, I’m sure you’re wondering why I didn’t get you an audition for that TV movie.
Frank Sr.: Well, that's why you wanted me to come, right?
Phoebe: Hey Chandler, why so fancy?
Chandler: Why not?
Chandler: Oh really?! You think youre stronger? Why dont you prove it? (He pushes Ross who starts to fall backwards until Mona catches him.)
MONICA: Why, it's dinner for six. 5 steaks, and an eggplant for Phoebe.
Ross: (laughs) Why? What, what are you jealous?
Joey: Sure! Why not?!
Chandler: Thats our phone number. Now look, I know I kinda sprung this whole me moving out on thing, so why dont I justwhy dont I just cover you for a while?
Chandler: Which is why you should do it.
Joey: Oh.. I don't know why this is so hard for me. you know.. I mean lying is basically just acting and I am a terrfic actor.
Rachel: Why? Why today?
Chandler: (in a high pitched voice) What?! I didnt even know thatWhy didnt you tell me?! (Pause) Why am I talking like this?!
RACHEL: Why the hell didn't you tell me!
Phoebe: Yeah. (Pause) Why arent you with Rachel?
Janice: Why?!!
Ross: Well, Im sorry, but ah, look if youre not working with him anymore, why do you have to still do stuff with him?
Rachel: Hey, now wait a minute! I get when you told people at first that you wanted to be an actor they laughed at you! Now come on Bobby, why dont you tell us a little bit about your band?
Monica: Okay. Could the waiters gather around to hear tonights specials? Okay, first there is a Chilean Sea Bass prepared with a Mango relish on a bagWhy is nobody writing these down?
Joey: Really? Think about it. Come on! You're a beautiful woman, smart, funny, we had a really good time, huh? If I had your number, why wouldn't I call you?
Monica: Yeah, I think I have some around here somewhere. Why?
Chandler: Why not?! Id be thrilled if I heard that some hot girl was just looking to getoh I see.
Joey: Whyre you so tired?
Joey: Why are you doing this?
Monica: Honey why dont you go lie down.
Monica: You may be okay about getting hurt, but I am not okay with being the one who hurts you. Thats why I cant take this job.
Monica: I know, thats why I said again!
Phoebe: Ninety percent of a womens pheromones come out the top of her head! Thats why, thats why women are shorter. So that men will fall in love when they hug them! (Ross is staring at her dumbfounded.) Oh come on Ross, youre a scientist.
Mrs. Bing: Oh, Ross, listen to me. I have sold a hundred million copies of my books, and y'know why?
Ross: Me. Was that not clear? Hey, why don't, um, why don't I just join you both, here?
Ross: Rachel, I can see you dialing! I don't understand why...
Chandler: Why not?! I mean its just, its just climbing! Its just, its just steep!
Bitsy: Phoebe, why don't you come in the living room and meet our friends?
Phoebe: Why did you go along with that?
Chandler: Hey, look, this name has been holding me back my entire life. Okay, its probably why kids picked on me in school, and why I never do well with women So, as of 4 oclock tomorrow, Im either gonna be Mark Johnson or John Markson.
Rachel: No I know, because to be a grandmother you have to be married and have children and I dont have any of those things. Thats why its so funny. (Runs into her room crying.)
Rachel: Chandler, that's not enough. I mean what if she gets you a great present, two medium presents, and a bunch of little presents? And you've just gotten her one great present? I mean that's just gonna make her feel bad. Why would you do that to her Chandler? Why? Why?
Rachel: Why? What was it?
Monica:: then why were you watching them and giving YOURSELF a treat.
Monica: Youre so pathetic! Why cant you just accept it, were winning because Im better than you.
Mike: that's why she was weird.
Phoebe: WHAT! WHY?
Phoebe: Ooh! So now why can't we tell Chandler?
Rachel: Well, why didnt you just take a cab?
Joey: Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! You just take a big, big swing. Now, dont hold back. (He dons his protective helmet (Why, I have no clue.) and Phoebe picks up a wooden baseball bat and starts to swing as Chandler and Monica enter.)
Ross: (sarcastic) I don't see why not.
Joey: It's a one-woman play called "Why don't you like me: a bitter woman's journey through life".
Monica: Why would you do that?
Phoebe: Why?! You two are so meant to be together, everybody thinks so.
Chandler: Let me ask you, why is everybody using these tiny lights nowadays? I remember when people used to use big lights.
Rachel: Why?
Phoebe: (impatient) I know Mike, why don't you keep digging?
Chandler: (enters singing) Oklahoma where the wind comes sweeping down the plane, STOP IT! Why couldn't they have sent me to Texas? 7 o clock maybe I'll hit the gym (sits down) who am I kidding pay-per-view porn.
Phoebe: Yeah, why don't you just find another apartment?
Monica: Why don't you go see Dr. Gettleman?
Amy: Why can't you ever be supportive?
Ross: Why? What was wrong with her?