words in movies
Ross: Uh-uhWow! Uh, I thought you guys were just like making jokes, I had no idea. What you know what? You guys are wrong. Uh yes, there is a chronological age difference but I never notice it. You know why? Because she is very mature. Besides, it doesnt really matter to me what you guys think. I mean, Im the one dating Elizabeth, not you!
Chandler: (trying to cover up why his hand is over his heart) One nation, under God. Indivisible with liberty and justice for all. (Laughs.) I remembered it. (Its a butchered version of the Pledge of Allegiance of the United States for our foreign friends.) The champagne is here. (The waiter is delivering it and pouring two glasses.)
Chandler: Hey-hey, hey! (Gets up and hugs him.) I dont know why I did that!
Rachel: Why would a charity give away a free boat?!
Joey: Look, I dont know why the kids need a youth center anyway! Yknow? They should just watch TV after school like I did and I turned out fine!
Monica: Why dont you just weigh out the good stuff about the relationship against the bad stuff. I mean thats what I did when I first (looks at Chandler and pauses) weighing stuff.
Rachel: (To Phoebe) Why do you care about the guy who won the Paris trip?
Monica: Why do you want to see my hand?
Chandler: Yeah, well Yknow, it just got me thinking though, why would anybody ever want to get married huh?
Monica: Why?! To celebrate your relationship! To solidify your commitment! To declare your love for one another to the world!
Monica: Oh God (Starts looking around.) Why dont they put chairs back here?!
Richard: Why?
Monica: Why? Because of the government.
Chandler: Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! What is all this pressure?! Is this some new kind of strategy? Why dont you put down your copy of The Rules huh mantrap?!
Monica: I dont know why Im here.
Chandler: Well why didnt you stop her?! Why didnt you just tell her it was a plan?!
Monica: Chandler In all my life I never thought I would be so lucky. (Starting to cry.) As to fall in love with my best my best Theres a reason why girls dont do this!
Rachel: Well, I havent seen him since that night that he told me how he yknow I dont know, I think hes avoiding me. Why is that bagel on the floor?
Ross: Y'know, we work in a museum of natural history, and yet there is something unnatural about the way we eat lunch. Now, I look around this cafeteria, and yknow what I see, I see-I see division. Division, between people in white coats and people in blue blazers, and I ask myself, "My God why?!" Now, I say we shed these-these coats that separate us, and we get to know the people underneath. (He takes off his coat and throws it down.) Im Ross! Im divorced, and I have a kid!
Monica: Why not?!
Monica: Why don't I just take off my clothes and have a nightmare.
Phoebe: A stripper at a bachelor party, that is so clich�. Why don't you get a magician?!
RACHEL: No, why do we always have to do everything according to your time table?
Phoebe: Why?! Whats happening to the coffee house?! (Monica looks at her.) Oh! (Realizes.)
Ross: Why dont you come, I mean, I-I have two tickets, why not?
Monica: Ok, then, why are you... (she opens her robe revealing a nice black dress) all dressed up??
Ross: Why?!
Chandler: We're not gonna have this conversation again... Look at this place. Why am I so intimidated by this guy? Pretentious art, this huge macho couch. When we know all he does is sit around all day crying about losing Monica to a real man! (laughs) You don't think he's here, do you? (Joey looks around)
Rachel: No. Why?
Ross: Why?!
Phoebe: Why not?!
Rachel: What? Why? Where are you?
Phoebe: Why dont you ask him out?
Ross: Absolutely. (Very Squeaky.) I'm fine! Totally fine. I don't know why it's coming out all loud and squeaky, 'cause really, (deep voice) I'm fine. I'm not saying I wasn't a little surprised to see you guys kissing. I mean, at first I was like.. (Screams.) But now that I've had time to absorb it; Lovin' this.
Joey: Why would they take away our keys?
Joey: Oh my God! Thats huge! (Hugs him.) Wait a minute, why come I wasnt invited? And who was going to be your best man? Dont say, "Ross." Do not say, "Ross."
Matt: (noticing the laughter) Why? Whats the matter?
RACHEL: Yeah, I love that story. Um, I got a question for you guys. Why do people keep is saying that is good to see me up and about?
Monica: Why?!
Chandler: Why not?
Phoebe: (shocked) What?! (deadpan) Why bother?
Monica: Why would they think theyre invited?
Chandler: Why?
Joey: Why isnt that valet back with my Porsche?
Rachel: I mean why, of all people would you want to go out with Chip?!
Phoebe: Why not?
Woman At The Wedding: Why wont you take our picture?
Rachel: Its just so frustrating! Why doesnt she want my breast?!
Ross: Hey! Wha-hoo! What's this? (showing the bottle) Well it's a, it's a bottle of champagne. Why is this here?
Ross: No why?
Phoebe: Well why dont you use your key?
Monica: See, now this is why I keep notepads everywhere.
Monica: Well, because you signed it baby kangaroo Tribbiani (Joey makes a 'and-what’s-wrong-with-that' look). Hey, why don’t you stop worrying about sounding smart and just be yourself!
Monica: Ok, hypothetically, why won't I be married when I'm 40?
Dr. Green: 74?! I ordered the 75! Thats a magnificent wine! The 74 is sewage! Why would you bring me sewage?! (The waiters dumbfounded) Is that a hard question? Are you an idiot? Is that why youre a waiter?
Phoebe: Hmm, I wonder why. Pervert!
Phoebe: No, that would be, "Why are you being cute?"
David: Well, just for a couple of days, uhm... I'm here to explain to the people who gave us our grant, why it's a positive thing that we spent all their money and uhm... accomplished uhm... nothing.
Joey: Why?
Phoebe: See? This is why you register.
Phoebe: But why?!
Monica: Why not?!
Mona: No, no. Listen, Ross is too nice to say anything, but this is his apartment, and, and, we gotta have some boundaries, so why dont you go back to your place and give us some privacy?
Chandler: Why is there jelly on your shoe?
Chandler: Why?! I mean if this guy was me and it was me who had learned that it was me who was the best you'd ever had, I'd be going like this. (He jumps up onto the table and starts doing his happy dance.)
Rachel: See, Gavin, you're capable of being a nice guy. Why did you give me such a hard time?
Rachel: Yeah. Why? Is that weird for you?
Tim: Why?
Chandler: Why am I hearing cheering?
Ross: And why do you care so much?
Phoebe: Why are you looking at me like that?
Chandler: Why?
Mona: Im not sure yet. Why didnt you just tell me about all this?
Phoebe: Why?
Phoebe: Oh. Why not?
Monica: See, this is why I told you never get involved with your assistant! And here is no such thing as keeping secrets when it comes to affairs. (To Chandler) Did you hear that Chandler? No such thing!
Chandler: Why would she do that?
Ross: Y'see, that's where you're wrong. Why would I marry her if I thought on any level thatthat she was a lesbian?
Ross: No! No! Of course it didnt mean anything! I mean, uh well, I can understand why Emily would think it meant something, yknow, because-because it was you
Monica: Is this the video of the baby being born? Sweetie, this is Phoebes. Why were you even watching it?
Will: Then why did it have the word eternity in it?
Mr Campbell: Maybe people... found it weird.... So, why do you want to leave Ralph Lauren?
Rachel: Okay, fine. Gunther, y'know what, I am a terrible waitress, do you know why Im a terrible waitress? Because, I dont care. I dont care. I dont care which pot is regular and which pot is decaf, I dont care where the tray spot is, I just dont care, this is not what I want to do. So I dont think I should do it anymore. Im gonna give you my weeks notice.
Ross: (intently listening) Why?
Monica: Why isn't it working out?
Ross: Well, why dont you correct him?
Rachel: Why would you even want to come Ross? Youre a horrible skier.
Ross: Okay, now hold on. Joey, why, why can't you just wear the underwear you're wearing now?
Joey: Why not? Youll feel better! Ill feel better, and you know you want to. I can see it in your eyes.
Chandler: Why me?!
Chandler: Wh-wh-why, wh-why, why, why was there kissing!? There should be no kissing!!
Phoebe: (starting to panic) Oh my God, everything is such a mess. Why is this happening to me?
Rachel: So why dont you just let me worry about making the trifle and you just worry about eating it, alright?
Chandler: (pointing at the video) Why did you get me this?
Ross: Yeah. Why?
Chandler: (crying hysterically) I just dont see why those two cant work things out!
Ursula: Right, why do you keep saying that?
Phoebe: Oh no! Why not?
Chandler: Why not?
Monica: Why are you talking about volcanoes all of the sudden?
Phoebe: But why does it even matter?!
Phoebe: Why else would I be here?
Doug: Oh? Why not?
Rachel: Ohh, out, oh God, I don't know why we didn't think to check there!
Mona: Really? Why not?
Monica: Why did you do that?
CHANDLER: Why must everybody watch me sleep? There'll be no more watching me sleep, no more watching.
Joey: Why dont I take you out?
Joey: Then why did I ask?
Rachel: Why not?
Monica: Chandler, why would you do that?
Joey: Why?
Joey: Why not?
Rachel: Why?
Joey groans and gets off the phone: The producer from Days left a message on my machine asking why I wasn't at the parade. They said everybody's pissed off at me.. <whiny voice> And they all got to meet Santa!
Rachel: What?! Why? Joey you were so ready for it!
Joey: (stunned and turned on) Yeah. WhyYeah, that would work for ya