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Ross: Uh-uhWow! Uh, I thought you guys were just like making jokes, I had no idea. What you know what? You guys are wrong. Uh yes, there is a chronological age difference but I never notice it. You know why? Because she is very mature. Besides, it doesnt really matter to me what you guys think. I mean, Im the one dating Elizabeth, not you!
Chandler: (trying to cover up why his hand is over his heart) One nation, under God. Indivisible with liberty and justice for all. (Laughs.) I remembered it. (Its a butchered version of the Pledge of Allegiance of the United States for our foreign friends.) The champagne is here. (The waiter is delivering it and pouring two glasses.)
Chandler: Hey-hey, hey! (Gets up and hugs him.) I dont know why I did that!
Rachel: Why would a charity give away a free boat?!
Joey: Look, I dont know why the kids need a youth center anyway! Yknow? They should just watch TV after school like I did and I turned out fine!
Monica: Why dont you just weigh out the good stuff about the relationship against the bad stuff. I mean thats what I did when I first (looks at Chandler and pauses) weighing stuff.
Rachel: (To Phoebe) Why do you care about the guy who won the Paris trip?
Monica: Why do you want to see my hand?
Chandler: Yeah, well Yknow, it just got me thinking though, why would anybody ever want to get married huh?
Monica: Why?! To celebrate your relationship! To solidify your commitment! To declare your love for one another to the world!
Monica: Oh God (Starts looking around.) Why dont they put chairs back here?!
Richard: Why?
Monica: Why? Because of the government.
Chandler: Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! What is all this pressure?! Is this some new kind of strategy? Why dont you put down your copy of The Rules huh mantrap?!
Monica: I dont know why Im here.
Chandler: Well why didnt you stop her?! Why didnt you just tell her it was a plan?!
Monica: Chandler In all my life I never thought I would be so lucky. (Starting to cry.) As to fall in love with my best my best Theres a reason why girls dont do this!
Rachel: (on phone) Daddy... Daddy... Daddy, why whyyy would I sleep with Billy Dreskin? His father tried to put you out of business! (Rachel turns to Monica, clasping the receiver to her bosom so Dr.Green can't hear, while mouthing "You are...") ...dead!
Ross: And I can even understand that you couldnt tell Rachel, but why couldnt you tell me, huh? You had all day to and you didnt.
Ross: Unbelievable! I mean you really kept Joey's underwear?! Why? Why would you do that?!
Joey: Why not?
Rachel: Ross, why do you hate our child?
Monica: Joey, we had a deal. That-thats why youre here! Ive got to fire you!
Phoebe: You're not? See, that's why you're so great!
Sebastian: Uh, no not really. Why?
Ross: Why? Why would I why? Why? Why? Why?
CHANDLER: What's this in my pocket? Why it's Joey's porno movie.
Ross: people (shakes head, they sit) so why you all dressed up.
Ross: Why, why, why would you dream that?
Chandler: Noo!! You dont have a boyfriend because....I dont, I dont know why you dont have a boyfriend. You should have a boyfriend.
JOEY: Why would I want another apartment, huh? I've already got an apartment that I love.
Phoebe: Why wont you let me massage you?
All: Why?
Chandler: (To Monica) Why? Why-why-would youWh-why (To Mr. Geller) Look, I just dont want you to think that were animals who do it whenever we want.
Waiter: This is why I told the manager I wouldnt wait on you tonight! (Runs off.)
Monica: Joey, why dont you put them in the lost and found?
Ross: (loudly) Why?! Are there like bears or something?! (Looks around and then sees that Elizabeth is shaking her head no and realizes what Elizabeth meant.) Ohh. Oh, protection. Yeah-no, yeah-no, that-that-that I forgot.
Ross: It was hard... I remember... I was in my bedroom... playing with my dinosaurs... playing and learning... and my father walks in and says... he says... "What are you doing with those things? What's wrong with you, why aren't you... why aren't you outside playing like a... like a real boy?
Steve: Why?
Phoebe: So that's why she gave you a naked picture of herself.
Phoebe: So, uh, why didn't you say anything?
Ross: (entering) Look, I really need some help, okay? Why? Why did I have to speak in a British accent?! What do I do?
Ross: Fine, then why didn't you say something?
Phoebe: Why? Why would you wanna... do that? Why?
Monica: Okay, I just don't get why you like it so much.
Rachel: Why you guys this isn't funny, all right? If I wanted this cake to be a disaster I would have baked it myself!
Chandler: Sure, why not?
Nurse: Why?
Ross: Well, I do! Why don't we go back to my place, light a couple of candles, break open a box of Cinnamon Fruit Toasties, uh...
Rachel: From the guy in the bar, why didn�t I get that message?
Chandler: Oh yeah! I mean at first I hated it, but why wouldn't I, because as a man I've been trained (bitter woman's tone) not to listen! (pause) But after chapter 16: "fat, single and ready to mingle", I was uplifted.
Chandler: (shocked at the news) Why cant I tell them that we live together?
Chandler: Why would I kiss a girl, and then put her on your bed?
Ross: No, why?
Ross: Why would I tell him?
Rachel: Uh... yeah, why?
Chandler: You know, I can't believe you. Linda is so great! Why won't you go out with her again?
Phoebe: What? (the guys keep laughing.) What? You guys, what is going on? You not like Robert? (the guys keep laughing.) Why are you laughing?!
Chandler: And they don't like it when you explain why your jokes are funny.
Rachel: Why?
Monica: Lewis Posin! He was my best friend in fifth grade, and-and then one day I asked him to be my boyfriend and he said no. Do you know why?
Joey: (screaming) Why God?!! Why?!! We had a deal!! Let the others grow old! Not me!! (He buries his head in Phoebes lap for comfort.)
Joey: Why? (In Drakes voice.) Why cant the world stop turning, just for a moment? Just for us?
Rachel: Well then why did you give me a ring?
Rachel: Why?
Chandler: Why not?
Monica: (interrupting) Can I ask you just a little question, huh? Why tonight?
Chandler: Im not freaking out. Why would I be freaking out? A woman named Heldi called and said we were getting married, but that happens everyday. (Does one of those Chandler noises.)
Chandler: Why do they put so much steam in there?!
Rachel: Well why didnt you take the job?
Joey: Yeah, yeah. Hey, why dont you give a pull on that rope? (Points.)
Passenger: But why? He loves this...this Emily person. No good can come of this.
Emily: Why dont we what?
Chandler: (To Ross) Why don't you cut him a little slack? Okay? Maybe if he relaxes a little bit, he'll get some work done.
Chandler: Why is that so funny?
Joey: Why would I return it? I love this bag!
Chandler: Hey, why don't you wear those earrings I gave you?
Ross: Why?
Joey: (very angry) You wanna know wh...? You wanna know why? (goes back into his room)
Rachel: Aah! Why? What are these for?
Rachel: Yeah, why?
MONICA: Ok. [Richard walks in] Hey, why don't you ask Richard?
Chandler: Why are you in here if Joshua is all the way over there? (Points to the living room.)
Phoebe: (singing, drunk) My sticky shoes, my sticky-sticky shoes, why do you stick on me, ba-a-by! Thanks for the lights honey.
Monica: Oh, why?
Monica: Why not?
Joanna: Why?! Why?! He said hed call. Why hasnt he called?
Rachel: Okay. (watching the tape) Ooh, my! (Rachel jumps when the woman starts screaming) Woah! Why is that baby torturing that woman?!
PHOEBE: OK, Rachel, why don't you start talking first.
Joey: Sure! Why not?
Ross: Why does Joanna need two assistants, how, how lazy is she?
Ross: (entering) Well hey! Whats going on? Ooh, cool boat(Sees why the boats there)Oh, no. (Averts his eyes by looking around the room) (To Rachel) Hey, did you, did you tell them?
Rachel: What-what, wait a minute, you don't think that's why he wants me back?
Kim: No. No! You're doing great! Dont you give up! That's why we didn't tell you and we're not gonna drag you down with us.
Ross: Oh really! Why is that?
Phoebe: Hey! Why are you all red and sweaty?
Phoebe: Oh, Ross youre right, I dont know why I always thought this was real grass.
Russell: Ross, I have been a divorce attorney for 23 years and never had I so much business from one client. Why dont you tell me what happened.
Phoebe: Why, so he can get mad at the baby?
Ross: Pheebs? What, why are you whispering?
CHANDLER: Why did you look at me when you said that?
Rachel: Amy, that’s what I was supposed to wear today, that’s why I hung it on the door.
Ross: Why are we in bed together?
Chandler and Joey: Yeah! Why dont you stick around. You can sit right there.
Joey: No Im not. Why would you say that? Thats just mean.
Joey: Oh, man, Im sorry. Why?
Monica: Oh, is that why you did it the secret hallway where nobody ever goes?!
Joey: I dont know why you say that so soon.
Ross: And thats funny, why?
Amy: Why did you change it, Ella was so much prettier!
ROSS: Question. Why do we always have to have parties where you poach things?
Monica: (angrily) That is exactly why I do not lend you stuff!! (Rachel looks over at Phoebe in resignation.) Okay?! I mean, first it's my jewelry! And if it's not my jewelry, it's-it's my blue sweater! And if it's not my sweater, it's my sunglasses!
Phoebe: Whoa! Why do you get to answer the door?
Chandler: Yeah, listen, Joey isn't gonna be here tonight so why don't you come over and I'll let you uh, feel my bicep. Or maybe more.
Phoebe: Why don't you turn them inside ou...
Joey: Why would you need to say hi to them, youve been feeding them for four days?
Rachel: Why are- why are you so tanned?