words in movies
Rachel: It's so that I can spend Thanksgiving with my family. See, every year we go skiing in Vail, and normally my father pays for my ticket, but I sort of started the whole independence thing, you know, which is actually why I took this job.
Phoebe: Ooh, ooh! Why don't we invite her?
Monica: Why would we do that?
Monica: Ok, right about now the turkey should be crispy on the outside, juicy on the inside. Why are we standing here?
Monica: Why do you guys have so many keys in there anyway?
Monica: Why would I have the keys?
Monica: Why?
Monica: Why?
Monica: Why? Because everything is my responsibility? Isn't it enough that I'm making Thanksgiving dinner for everyone? You know, everyone wants a different kind of potatoes, so I'm making different kinds of potatoes. Does anybody care what kind of potatoes I want? Nooooo, no, no! (starting to cry) Just as long as Phoebe gets her peas and onions, and Mario gets his tots, and it's my first Thanksgiving, and it's all burned, and, and I... I...
Monica: Oh, really? So why was I busting my ass to make this delicious Thanksgiving dinner?
Chandler: I spent the entire day with you, why didn't you tell me?!
Ross: Why are you mad at me?
CHANDLER: Well, so why not go knock?
Chandler: Oh my God! Those are my bedroom eyes?! Why did you ever sleep with me?
Phoebe: That is so cruel! Why? Why would a parent name their child Bethel?
Mark: Why do all youre coffee mugs have numbers on the bottom?
ROSS: And that's, that's funny why?
Chandler: Uh why, do you have a lecture?
Rachel: Hmm. Look, Ross, if you want your neighbors to like you, why don't you just pay the hundred bucks? The party's gonna cost you way more than that.
PHOEBE: Why are you guys so upset? It's Old Yeller, it's a happy movie.
Joey: Wh-what?! Why?!
Chandler: Why did you take the shower curtain down?
Erica: Why don't you ask the reverend to pray on it?
Joey: (laughs) Why would you want to do that?
Chandler: Why have I seen this thing three times?!
Joey: Uh, why, it’s a... (he picks a book up) one of her favorites, uh, (he reads the title of the book) “Riding the Storm Out. Coping with post-partum depression” eesh! (he puts the book back and picks up another) “Love you forever”. Love you forever. By Robert Munsch. Published by Firefly books. Printed (he pauses and changes the tone to a dramatic one) in Mexico. A mother held her new baby and very slowly rocked him back and forth, back and forth, back and forth, and while she held him she sang “I’ll love you forever, I’ll like you for always, as long as I'm living, my baby you’ll be”. (the picture fades and Joey is now finishing the book). And while he rocked her, he sang “I’ll love you forever, I’ll like you for always, as long as I'm living, my baby you’ll be”.
Ross: Yeah, sure, why not? In fact, if you know anyone that would be good for me...
Ross: Oh yeah, why not?
Monica: Why does my cinamon stick have an eraser?
Ross: Oh yeah, why not?
Phoebe: No, why?
Chandler: That's why for an entire year people called me Sir Limps-A-Lot?!
Ross: What?! Why?
Ross: Why? Did you write it?
Ursula: Sure! Why not? You could be my sister for the day.
Mr. Burgin: Well, were starving, why dont we all go get something to eat?
MRS. GELLER: Well, I was thinking, why doesn't he give Monica a call?
Ross: And why wouldn't he get it?
Monica: Why do you do it?
Rachel (as Monica): You know what, it's feeling a lot better, thank you, um... Well, listen, why don't you two sit down and, and we'll get you some glasses... okay... (They don't know what to do with their coats and Monica points to the living room) STAT!
Rachel: Why, where are you going?
Chandler: Okay Ross, why dont you come with me?
Ross: No! Why?
Joey: Why not?!
Ross: So, uh, why did you have to turn it down?
Joey: Why?
Phoebe: (interrupting) What are you doing?!! Why are you defending him?! Just get me another doctor! One who is not crazy and who is not Fonzie!
Chandler: Why?! What happened?!
Phoebe: Yes, while I was in the chair! Thats why I take such good care of my teeth now, y'know, its not about oral hygiene, I floss to save lives!
Phoebe: All right, wait! Just wait. Everybody just calm down. Okay? Let's give our friend Joey a chance to explain why he's such a big pervert!
Rachel: Ross! Yknow what, I just gotwhy? Why did you do this?!
Joey: Why not?
David: Why not? It's brilliant! (talking to an imaginary Mike) Goodbye Mike, we'll see you at the wedding, fella! (pause) well, we probably won't invite you to the wedding... (to Chandler) Thank you, Chandler. Sincerely.
Monica: Why not?
ROSS: Why wouldn't I want to come? I had fun at the first wedding.
Phoebe: Why do you care?
Joey: No. Why?
Chandler: Oh, why not. Was I doing anything particularly... saucy?
Chandler: Well, why dont you tell her to stop being silly! (Monica mocks him and he joins in.)
Phoebe: Why? Why would you do that?
Phoebe: Not if nothing happens. Why can't... why can't we just hang out as friends?
Ross: Oh, no! No-no! No, I tired! But I couldnt. Thats why Im here. Maybe we could attack them together? (He glares at him.) That-thats a no.
Monica: Why is Ross naked?
Rachel: Honey, why is it hard, I mean we've been together for almost a year now?
Rachel: Well thats gross, why dont you just take it outside and throw it in a dumpster?
Phoebe: Oh yeah, okay. I'm uptight. Yeah, that's why I don't want to watch a middle aged guy dance around in what I can only assume is a child halloween costume! (turns to look at Monica and Rachel who look like they feel very sorry for the stripper)
Chandler: What?! Why did you do that?
Chandler: Im sure youre right, but why?
Joey: You know what, you guys? It's their first time, why don't we just forget about the money, alright?
Monica: Well, if you dont have anything to copy, why are you going down there?
Monica: Why don't you just get a roommate?
Chandler: Why wouldnt they be happy?
Chandler: What? What? Why?!
Chandler: Yeah, why don't we lose the gloves.
Joey: Yeah! Yeah, why? Whats up?
Chandler: You do? Why?
Ross: Why does anyone have to be naked?
Leslie: What? Why not? You could make a ton of money.
Chandler: Why?
Monica: Why would the little girl creep you out?
Rachel: Ah, why, now I can't get a massage? There are so many things that she disapproves of! I can't eat veal, I can't wear fur, I can't go hunting...
Joshua: Hey, heres an idea. Why dont uh, I put the food in the fridge and we can eat it later?
Rachel: Honey, why dont you sit down? Dina has something that she wants to tell you.
Chandler: Stretchy pants! Why, those are the greatest things in the world! If I were you I would wear them every day, every day!
Phoebe and Rachel: Why?
Ross: Why dont we talk about this on the way to the hospital?
Rachel: Phoebe, Im going to Rosss wedding because he is my ex-boyfriend and that would be really uncomfortable. Not because, Im still in love with him! I mean, hey, yknow, I like Ross as much as the next guy, yknow? Clearly I have feelings for him, but feelings dont mean love! I mean, I still have loving feelings for Ross. Yeah! But, I have, I have continuing feelings of love, but that doesnt mean that-that Im still in love with him. Yknow? I-I have sexual feelings for him, but I do love himOhh! Oh my God! Oh mywhy didnt you tell me?!!
Joey: No. no... eh... she went shopping with Rachel. Why? What's up?
Monica: Why cant you use the phone in here?
Ross: Why?! Why on the lips?! (He wipes his mouth on Monicas wrap and walks off, leaving Aunt Millie stunned.)
Chandler: That was an obvious joke, and I didnt think of it. Why didnt I think of it? The source of all my powers. Oh dear God, what have I done!
Joey: Yeah. You know why? Cause you came to me first.
Chandler: Hey, you know what, here's a thought. Why don't you stay home from work today and just hang out with me.
Monica: Okay, well, why don't we all meet upstairs in an hour?
Rachel: Y'know Ross why dont you put that on your answering machine!
Chandler: Let me tell you why you need to pick me. (Goes to sit on the couch facing backwards to the kitchen. Rachel gets a chair and sits opposite him) See, when I was a kid, I was always left out of everything, you know, and it really made me feel... insecure. You know, I was always picked last in gym. Even behind that big fat exchange student who didn't even know the rules to baseball. I mean, this guy would strike out and then run to third. Anyway, If I'm the only one left out of this wedding, I just know that all those feelings are gonna come rushing back.
Joey: Why dont you like PBS, Pheebs?
Phoebe: (to Chandler) Hey! (Chandler looks up, startled) Why isnt it Spiderman? Yknow like Goldman, Silverman...
Phoebe: Okay but thats why you have to buy it, so it can fulfil its Christmas destiny, otherwise there gonna throw it into the chipper. Tell him, Joey
Monica: Why won't I be married when I'm 40?
Monica: Wh-what, why?
Jill: Why?!
Phoebe: Why? Who’d you seen him with?
Monica: Then why would he say it?
Ross: Why? Why cant you go to him?
Ross: I know. Thats why I did it. (With a big smile) Come on, are they really that bad?
Rachel: Yeah me too. oh! I have an idea. Why don't we all pitch in 50 bucks, we'll pool our money together and then if we win, we'll split it!
Rachel: Yeah, why is it so hard for you to believe?!
Rachel: Why aren't you guys at the movie?
Monica: Why would you do that?