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Phoebe: Ok, so this is pretty much what's happened so far. Ross was in love with Rachel since, you know, forever, but every time he tried to tell her, something kind of got in the way, like cats, and Italian guys. Finally Chandler was like "forget about her" but when Ross was in China on his dig, Chandler let it slip that Ross was in love with Rachel. She was like, "Oh my god." So she went to the airport to meet him when he came back, but what she didn't know was, that Ross was getting off the plane with another woman. Uh-Oh! So, that's pretty much everything you need to know. But, enough about us. So, how've you been?
[Scene, The Airport, continued from last season, Rachel is waiting for Ross to come of the plane, when she sees he's coming off with another woman.]
Chandler: Were you so late because you were burring this woman?
Rachel: Hi, uh, nothing. That horrible woman just took my machine.
Ross: Oh, just this woman that I met last night at the party.
[Scene: Ross's apartment, Ross is coming out of the living room carrying his salad and a puzzlebeer! Cold beer. And he decides to fold up Phoebes massage table, but being Ross has trouble with it as there is a knock on the door. He sets the table back up and opens the door to reveal a beautiful woman.]
DUNCAN: Well, I've never told you this but, there were one or two times, back in college, when I'd get really drunk, go to a straight bar and wake up with a woman next to me. But I, I, I told myself it was the liquor and e-everyone experiments in college.
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Ross is telling Rachel and Monica about yet another mistake hes made with a woman.]
Monica: (to the lobster) Lucky bastard! (Throws the lobster in and turns around to face the planets most annoying woman, next to Dr. Laura and Kathy Lee Gifford of course. Shes the most annoying female TV character however.) Janice.
Monica: Y'know what? After you're with this woman for like ten minutes, you forget all that. I mean, she is this astounding person, with this, with this amazing spirit.
ROSS: It's just, it's, it's me. You, you know I've only been with one woman my whole life and she turned out to be a lesbian. So now I've got myself all psyched out, you know, and it's become, like this, this thing and I. . . Well, you just must think I'm weird.
Phoebe: How do you even know a woman like that?
Woman: I would love your autograph. (hands him a notepad)
Joey: Yeah! Okay! (He notices a beautiful woman sitting behind the couch and goes to talk to her.) Hey! Hi!
Woman on TV: I came to the big city to become a star! Ill do anything to make that happen!
JOEY: [dials the phone] It's a woman.
Rachel: (to the woman) Alimony. (Runs outside.)
Woman: Im Marjorie.
Janice: Uh-oh-okay. Uh-oh-okay. I know what you all are thinking. But Chandler is in Yemen! I'm a young woman! I have needs! I can't wait forever!
Wayne: I-I-I saw you on stage talking to that beautiful woman, yknow Sarah?
Rachel: Pheebes, this woman is voluntarily bald.
Joey: When I'm with a woman, I need to know that I'm going out with more people than she is.
CHANDLER: Joey, a woman just stuck her tounge down my throat, I'm not even listening to you.
Chandler: Im saying that she is a devil woman! Yknow I mean you think you know someone and then they turn around and they sleep with Nick! Nick, with his rock hard pecs, and his giant man-nipples! I hate him, I hate her! Well, I dont hate her, I love her. This is all my fault really.
[Scene: Central Perk, Joey is getting a phone number from a woman (Casey) as Chandler watches from the doorway.]
(There is a knock on the door and Monica answers it. There is a woman standing there.)
Woman On Train: Oh, no. But its just a two hour ferry ride to Nova Scotia.
[Scene: The Airport, Carol and Ross are waiting for Emily and Susan to deplane. A gorgeous woman walks by and they both turn to watch her go.]
Joey: Its not what you said. Its the way you said it Oh My God, Im a woman!!!
Monica: OK, look. That is Aunt Iris. This woman has been playing poker since she was five. You gotta listen to every word she says. (opens door) Hi!
Joey: Shes a woman!
Woman: I'll see you tomorrow.
Joey: One pregnant woman at a time, please! I just want you to be okay.
Carol: What that woman... did. I am not doin that. Its just gonna have to stay in, thats all, everything will be the same, itll just stay in.
(Chandlers opens the door. A beautiful woman stands at the doorway.)
Chandler: I mean, you were the most beautiful woman in the room tonight!
Woman: I can still see you!
Ross: Y'know, here's the thing. Even if I could get it together enough to- to ask a woman out,... who am I gonna ask? (He gazes out of the window.)
Chandler: Was it formerly owned by a blonde woman and some bears?
(The woman who had tried to steal the washing machine walks by, and laughs.)
Phoebe: So okay what? Youre gonna be married to a girl who doesnt even know about it?!Op, woman! Sorry.
The Smoking Woman: Yes?
(The woman groans, moans, grunts, and screams. Chandlers eyes get huge!)
Rachel: There was a woman at the... (realizes) The stripper?!
Ross: (sets out a bunch of shot glasses and starts to poor himself a drink, many drinks) Im an idiot. I mean shoulda seen it, I mean Carol and Id be out and shed, shed see some beautiful woman, and, and shed be Ross y'know look at her, and Id think, God, my wife is cool!
Chandler: Well, its not your fault. What are you gonna do? Not take her to the hospital? Yknow? Youre doing nothing wrong. (Pause) Except for harboring an all consuming love for the woman whose carrying his baby. (He loses his card behind the door.) Richard? If-if youre in there, could you pass me my credit card?
The Smoking Woman: I-I'm sorry! Sorry.
The Smoking Woman: What?!
Chandler: OK, is there a mute button on this woman?
Phoebe: (to Pete) Wow! Thats exciting, you went to Japan, made up a woman.
Woman: Wow! Well, welcome back!
PHOEBE: And um, and there's actually a, a woman?
Woman No. 1: No. No, haven't seen a monkey. Do you know anything about fixing radiators?
Monica: Do you see this? (Mimics him drooling over a womans breasts.)
Chandler: You got it. Good woman! (the waiter turns around, it's a man) Could we get a bottle of your most overpriced champagne?
(Another woman approaches.)
(As she leaves, a beautiful woman enters and sits down across from the boys.)
Ross: Yeah, marriage... stinks! I mean if you wanna see a man gain weight and a woman stop shaving? Get them married.
Woman No. 2: What?!
Woman: No suds, no save. Ok?
Phoebe: Well okay, let this be a lesson to all of you, all right. Once you, once you betray me, I become like the ice woman, yknow. Very cold, hard, unyielding, y'know nothing, nothing can penetrate this icy exterior. (to Monica) Can I have a tissue, please?
(A woman with a steel drum and a guy with a xylophone start playing an instrumental version of "Can't Help Falling In Love" by Elvis Presley. A bridesmaid and a groomsman walk down the isle. Next are Rachel and Ross, who carries Chappy in his arms.)
OLD WOMAN: Well, somebody got some last night.
(A woman enters wearing a wet wedding dress and frantically starts to look around.)
The Woman Dealer: Very busy.
[Scene: Rosss Building, they are approaching the apartment of the woman who died. Ross knocks on the door and a woman answers it.]
Ross: Is the old woman on the bicycle still alive?
Woman: Yeah, but even soo.
Joey: (on phone) Yeah, is Sidney there? (Listens) Oh, this is? (To the gang) Sidney's a woman.
Joey: No-no-no I've seen it happen, you-you get a rapport going with a woman but somehow you manage to kill it. What's your secret?
Woman: Yeah!
Woman: (walking up) I love your car.
Woman No. 1: (laughs) No, I hate cats.
Woman: I bet its fast.
Monica: No. No. Not it. Not it. Not it. (Checks another rack and another woman tries to reach around her.) (To the woman) Dont crowd me! (Finds it) This is it! This is the dress! Oh my God, its perfect! (She takes it off of the rack and someone has a hold of it on the other side of the rack and tugs on it.) Im sorry, this ones taken! (The other woman tugs harder pulling Monica through the rack.) Whoa!
Chandler: Pregnant Woman Slays Four?
Chandler: Oh, listen. If this is about those prank memos, I had nothing to do with them. Really. Nothing at all. Really. (Chandler tries to hide a rubber chicken from the woman.) Nothing.
David: Daryl Hannah was the most beautiful woman that he'd ever seen in his life and I said yeah, I liked her in Splash, a lot, but not so much in- in Wall Street, I thought she had kind of a
Ross: Well, you need something to make this day special? Hello! You-you-you have the most special thing of all! You are marrying the woman you love.
Chandler: Oh yeah, I had no idea the amazing journey you go through as a woman! Tell me, tell me about your first period!
Monica: (from the hallway) I do not like that woman!
Carol: You slept with another woman?
Phoebe: Ooh, wait.. wait, I see a woman.
Monica: Please! I feel so bad! Just watch the hot woman get naked!
Woman: Hi!
Joey: Yeah, its (looks up and sees the woman) mine.
[Flashback to The One With Phoebe's Uterus, Monica is teaching Chandler how to turn a woman on. They're in Monica and Rachel's apartment and Monica has just drawn a diagram of a woman.]
Ross: A no sex pact huh? I actually have one of those going on with every woman in America.
[Scene: A random apartment building, Chandler and Monica are knocking on the door of the woman from the beginning.]
(A good-looking woman approaches.)
[Cut to the hallway outside the room, Ross is going to see which table hes at and sees a beautiful woman doing the same thing.]
(A woman enters.)
Woman: Amy!
CHANDLER: [to an attractive woman] I shouldn't even bother coming up with a line, right? [The woman walks away]
Joey: Hello New York! (The woman bats his hand out of the way.)
Woman: How much do I owe you for the muffin and the latte?
Joey: Come on! You like this woman, right?
Chandler: That's so funny, 'cause I was thinking you look more like Joey Tribbiani, man slash woman.
The Smoking Woman: Yeah I can, it worked real well.
Rachel: Yeah, Why? You don't think a woman can do this?
The Woman: Could you guys help me? (Chandler shyly exhales and looks away.)
The Woman: I-I am Kristen.