words in movies
Chandler: I mean, you were the most beautiful woman in the room tonight!
Chandler: You kidding? You're the most beautiful woman in most rooms... (She jumps up and kisses him.) (Breaking the kiss.) Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! What's going on? You and I just made out! You and I are making out?
Ross: (sets out a bunch of shot glasses and starts to poor himself a drink, many drinks) Im an idiot. I mean shoulda seen it, I mean Carol and Id be out and shed, shed see some beautiful woman, and, and shed be Ross y'know look at her, and Id think, God, my wife is cool!
Chandler: Well, its not your fault. What are you gonna do? Not take her to the hospital? Yknow? Youre doing nothing wrong. (Pause) Except for harboring an all consuming love for the woman whose carrying his baby. (He loses his card behind the door.) Richard? If-if youre in there, could you pass me my credit card?
The Smoking Woman: Yes?
The Smoking Woman: What?!
The Smoking Woman: I-I'm sorry! Sorry.
Phoebe: (to Pete) Wow! Thats exciting, you went to Japan, made up a woman.
Chandler: OK, is there a mute button on this woman?
Woman: Wow! Well, welcome back!
PHOEBE: And um, and there's actually a, a woman?
Monica: Do you see this? (Mimics him drooling over a womans breasts.)
Woman No. 1: No. No, haven't seen a monkey. Do you know anything about fixing radiators?
Chandler: You got it. Good woman! (the waiter turns around, it's a man) Could we get a bottle of your most overpriced champagne?
(As she leaves, a beautiful woman enters and sits down across from the boys.)
Ross: Yeah, marriage... stinks! I mean if you wanna see a man gain weight and a woman stop shaving? Get them married.
(Another woman approaches.)
Woman No. 2: What?!
Woman: No suds, no save. Ok?
(A woman with a steel drum and a guy with a xylophone start playing an instrumental version of "Can't Help Falling In Love" by Elvis Presley. A bridesmaid and a groomsman walk down the isle. Next are Rachel and Ross, who carries Chappy in his arms.)
OLD WOMAN: Well, somebody got some last night.
Phoebe: Well okay, let this be a lesson to all of you, all right. Once you, once you betray me, I become like the ice woman, yknow. Very cold, hard, unyielding, y'know nothing, nothing can penetrate this icy exterior. (to Monica) Can I have a tissue, please?
Ross: Is the old woman on the bicycle still alive?
The Woman Dealer: Very busy.
[Scene: Rosss Building, they are approaching the apartment of the woman who died. Ross knocks on the door and a woman answers it.]
Woman: I bet its fast.
(A woman enters wearing a wet wedding dress and frantically starts to look around.)
Joey: (on phone) Yeah, is Sidney there? (Listens) Oh, this is? (To the gang) Sidney's a woman.
Woman: Yeah, but even soo.
Woman No. 1: (laughs) No, I hate cats.
Woman: Yeah!
Woman: (walking up) I love your car.
Monica: No. No. Not it. Not it. Not it. (Checks another rack and another woman tries to reach around her.) (To the woman) Dont crowd me! (Finds it) This is it! This is the dress! Oh my God, its perfect! (She takes it off of the rack and someone has a hold of it on the other side of the rack and tugs on it.) Im sorry, this ones taken! (The other woman tugs harder pulling Monica through the rack.) Whoa!
Chandler: Pregnant Woman Slays Four?
David: Daryl Hannah was the most beautiful woman that he'd ever seen in his life and I said yeah, I liked her in Splash, a lot, but not so much in- in Wall Street, I thought she had kind of a
Joey: No-no-no I've seen it happen, you-you get a rapport going with a woman but somehow you manage to kill it. What's your secret?
Ross: Well, you need something to make this day special? Hello! You-you-you have the most special thing of all! You are marrying the woman you love.
Chandler: Oh yeah, I had no idea the amazing journey you go through as a woman! Tell me, tell me about your first period!
Monica: (from the hallway) I do not like that woman!
Chandler: Oh, listen. If this is about those prank memos, I had nothing to do with them. Really. Nothing at all. Really. (Chandler tries to hide a rubber chicken from the woman.) Nothing.
Carol: You slept with another woman?
Phoebe: Ooh, wait.. wait, I see a woman.
Monica: Please! I feel so bad! Just watch the hot woman get naked!
Joey: Yeah, its (looks up and sees the woman) mine.
[Flashback to The One With Phoebe's Uterus, Monica is teaching Chandler how to turn a woman on. They're in Monica and Rachel's apartment and Monica has just drawn a diagram of a woman.]
Woman: Hi!
Ross: A no sex pact huh? I actually have one of those going on with every woman in America.
[Scene: A random apartment building, Chandler and Monica are knocking on the door of the woman from the beginning.]
Woman: How much do I owe you for the muffin and the latte?
(A good-looking woman approaches.)
(A woman enters.)
Joey: Hello New York! (The woman bats his hand out of the way.)
Woman: Amy!
CHANDLER: [to an attractive woman] I shouldn't even bother coming up with a line, right? [The woman walks away]
Ross: (noticing a beautiful woman moving in down the street) Well hello! Shes cute! Should we uh, go try to talk to her?
[Cut to the hallway outside the room, Ross is going to see which table hes at and sees a beautiful woman doing the same thing.]
Joey: Come on! You like this woman, right?
The Smoking Woman: Yeah I can, it worked real well.
Rachel: Yeah, Why? You don't think a woman can do this?
The Woman: Could you guys help me? (Chandler shyly exhales and looks away.)
Joey: Yeah, yeah. We went to a Mets game, we got Chinese food, and you know, I love this woman. You have got competition buddy.
The Woman: I-I am Kristen.
Rachel: Oh well, the woman I interviewed with was pretty tough, but y'know thank God Mark coached me, because once I started talking about the fall line, she got all happy and wouldnt shut up.
(Another woman walks up.)
Monica: (to her son) Oh, hey handsome! Oh, I'm gonna love you so much that no woman is ever gonna be good enough for you! (To Chandler, on the verge of tears) Oh, we are so lucky!
Chandler: That's so funny, 'cause I was thinking you look more like Joey Tribbiani, man slash woman.
Woman: Id love an ice water.
Woman: Someone was in the lady's room, I couldnt wait. I left the lid up for ya though.
[Cut to a close-up of Rachel, eagerly awaiting Ross's arrival... not knowing he is getting off the plane with another woman.]
The Woman: I own this store.
A Woman: Here he comes! Hurry!
Phoebe: How are you? (The woman nods) Good. (She goes over to another couple of women.) Hi, thanks for coming.
A Woman: Lets go!!
MR. GELLER: A woman in my office is a lesiban. I'm just saying.
Woman: Hi, is uh Phoebe here?
Woman: Ohh great.
Woman: Hey!
Woman On Train: Yes we are. So, coffee?
Woman: Excuse me, I-I couldnt help overhearing, youre marrying Chandler Bing?
Woman: (To Ross and Rachel) Congratulations you two!
Phoebe: Yeah, do you want to break a dying womans heart?
Chandler: So uh, what did this woman look like?
Ross: Yeah, I'm fine, I'm fine. (A woman emerges from the toilet behind him and he tries to pretend he was in the other one)
Chandler: Yep! From now on its gonna be the four of you guys and me and the misses. The little woman. The wife. The old ball and chain.
Woman: Im sorry, who are you?
Chandler: Calm down? Calm down? You set me up with the woman that I've dumped twice in the last five months!
The Woman: Ross, sweetheart!
Joey: I know, there are gonna be some pasty folks by the pool tomorrow! (A woman goes towards them)
(An old woman pushes a cart full of books past.)
Chandler: Yep! And! A beautiful woman agreed to go out with me. (Theyre stunned.) Joey wanted to ask her out, but uh, she picked me.
[Scene: Outside of Central Perk, Phoebe is exiting and sees a woman put out her cigarette on a tree.]
Chandler: Well its just while Monica and I were dancing to them it was the first time I knew that you were the woman I wanted to dance all my dances with.
Ross: Thats right! Thats right, dont you play a woman?
(A woman passes by, carrying newborn twins.)
Rachel: (to the woman) Excuse us for a minute. (They go into the kitchen.) You didnt tell her to come?!
Joey: A woman in a mans body.
(A beautiful woman approaches.)
Woman: (To Joey) Is this yours?
Joey: Oh-oh-oh-oh, how I do it is, I look a woman up and down and say, "Hey, how you doin?"
Ross: No, God no! That is no place for a woman. Those guys will grab anything.
Woman: Yknow, you look nothing like I wouldve thought. Youre youre so young.
Joey: Come on! Look just-just telllet her know that you really want them to be there. Lets not forget, this is a woman that has sent you many lasagnas over the years.