words in movies
(A good-looking woman approaches.)
Woman: Hi!
Woman: How much do I owe you for the muffin and the latte?
Woman: Oh great! Well, tell him thanks. And since uh, Joey seems like such a nice guy, maybe we could go on a date sometime?
(A woman enters.)
Woman: Hi, is Rachel here? Im her sister.
Joey: (to a woman who came in third in a modeling contest) Sorry! (He grabs her muffin away and returns it to the serving tray.)
[Scene: Central Perk, Joey is giving the bill to the same beautiful woman from before.]
Woman: What do you mean? Yesterday you said I was too pretty to pay for stuff!
Woman: Amy!
[Scene: Central Perk, Joey is singing Happy Birthday to yet another good-looking woman. Gunther is watching and is not very happy.]
Woman No. 1: (laughs) No, I hate cats.
Monica: No. No. Not it. Not it. Not it. (Checks another rack and another woman tries to reach around her.) (To the woman) Dont crowd me! (Finds it) This is it! This is the dress! Oh my God, its perfect! (She takes it off of the rack and someone has a hold of it on the other side of the rack and tugs on it.) Im sorry, this ones taken! (The other woman tugs harder pulling Monica through the rack.) Whoa!
Chandler: Pregnant Woman Slays Four?
Joey: No-no-no I've seen it happen, you-you get a rapport going with a woman but somehow you manage to kill it. What's your secret?
David: Daryl Hannah was the most beautiful woman that he'd ever seen in his life and I said yeah, I liked her in Splash, a lot, but not so much in- in Wall Street, I thought she had kind of a
Chandler: Oh yeah, I had no idea the amazing journey you go through as a woman! Tell me, tell me about your first period!
Ross: Well, you need something to make this day special? Hello! You-you-you have the most special thing of all! You are marrying the woman you love.
Chandler: Oh, listen. If this is about those prank memos, I had nothing to do with them. Really. Nothing at all. Really. (Chandler tries to hide a rubber chicken from the woman.) Nothing.
Carol: You slept with another woman?
Monica: (from the hallway) I do not like that woman!
Monica: Please! I feel so bad! Just watch the hot woman get naked!
Phoebe: Ooh, wait.. wait, I see a woman.
[Flashback to The One With Phoebe's Uterus, Monica is teaching Chandler how to turn a woman on. They're in Monica and Rachel's apartment and Monica has just drawn a diagram of a woman.]
Joey: Yeah, its (looks up and sees the woman) mine.
Ross: A no sex pact huh? I actually have one of those going on with every woman in America.
[Scene: A random apartment building, Chandler and Monica are knocking on the door of the woman from the beginning.]
CHANDLER: [to an attractive woman] I shouldn't even bother coming up with a line, right? [The woman walks away]
Joey: Hello New York! (The woman bats his hand out of the way.)
[Cut to the hallway outside the room, Ross is going to see which table hes at and sees a beautiful woman doing the same thing.]
Joey: Come on! You like this woman, right?
Rachel: Yeah, Why? You don't think a woman can do this?
The Smoking Woman: Yeah I can, it worked real well.
Joey: Yeah, yeah. We went to a Mets game, we got Chinese food, and you know, I love this woman. You have got competition buddy.
The Woman: Could you guys help me? (Chandler shyly exhales and looks away.)
Ross: (noticing a beautiful woman moving in down the street) Well hello! Shes cute! Should we uh, go try to talk to her?
A Woman: Here he comes! Hurry!
The Woman: I-I am Kristen.
Monica: (to her son) Oh, hey handsome! Oh, I'm gonna love you so much that no woman is ever gonna be good enough for you! (To Chandler, on the verge of tears) Oh, we are so lucky!
Woman: Someone was in the lady's room, I couldnt wait. I left the lid up for ya though.
[Cut to a close-up of Rachel, eagerly awaiting Ross's arrival... not knowing he is getting off the plane with another woman.]
Phoebe: How are you? (The woman nods) Good. (She goes over to another couple of women.) Hi, thanks for coming.
Rachel: Oh well, the woman I interviewed with was pretty tough, but y'know thank God Mark coached me, because once I started talking about the fall line, she got all happy and wouldnt shut up.
Chandler: That's so funny, 'cause I was thinking you look more like Joey Tribbiani, man slash woman.
(Another woman walks up.)
Woman: Id love an ice water.
The Woman: I own this store.
MR. GELLER: A woman in my office is a lesiban. I'm just saying.
A Woman: Lets go!!
Woman: Hey!
Woman: Hi, is uh Phoebe here?
Woman: Ohh great.
Woman: Excuse me, I-I couldnt help overhearing, youre marrying Chandler Bing?
Woman On Train: Yes we are. So, coffee?
Woman: (To Ross and Rachel) Congratulations you two!
Chandler: Yep! From now on its gonna be the four of you guys and me and the misses. The little woman. The wife. The old ball and chain.
Phoebe: Yeah, do you want to break a dying womans heart?
Woman: Im sorry, who are you?
Chandler: So uh, what did this woman look like?
Chandler: Yep! And! A beautiful woman agreed to go out with me. (Theyre stunned.) Joey wanted to ask her out, but uh, she picked me.
Ross: Yeah, I'm fine, I'm fine. (A woman emerges from the toilet behind him and he tries to pretend he was in the other one)
The Woman: Ross, sweetheart!
Chandler: Calm down? Calm down? You set me up with the woman that I've dumped twice in the last five months!
Joey: I know, there are gonna be some pasty folks by the pool tomorrow! (A woman goes towards them)
Rachel: (to the woman) Excuse us for a minute. (They go into the kitchen.) You didnt tell her to come?!
Chandler: Well its just while Monica and I were dancing to them it was the first time I knew that you were the woman I wanted to dance all my dances with.
(An old woman pushes a cart full of books past.)
[Scene: Outside of Central Perk, Phoebe is exiting and sees a woman put out her cigarette on a tree.]
(A woman passes by, carrying newborn twins.)
Ross: Thats right! Thats right, dont you play a woman?
Joey: A woman in a mans body.
(A beautiful woman approaches.)
Woman: (To Joey) Is this yours?
Woman: Yknow, you look nothing like I wouldve thought. Youre youre so young.
Ross: No, God no! That is no place for a woman. Those guys will grab anything.
Joey: No. It just seems like Ross is the kind of a guy that would marry a woman on the verge of being a lesbian and then push her over the edge.
Joey: Oh-oh-oh-oh, how I do it is, I look a woman up and down and say, "Hey, how you doin?"
Joey: Come on! Look just-just telllet her know that you really want them to be there. Lets not forget, this is a woman that has sent you many lasagnas over the years.
ROSS: Go over there and tell that woman the truth.
[Scene: A newsstand, Ross is buying a magazine and gets in line behind a woman.]
[Scene: The Semi-Private Labor Room, theyre brining in yet another woman.]
Phoebe: Im just saying, this woman, I mean shes fictitious. No?
Phoebe: You apologize to the tree right now or I am calling for backup. (The woman calls her bluff.) (Screaming at no one in particular) Backup! Backup!!
Chandler: You kidding? You're the most beautiful woman in most rooms... (She jumps up and kisses him.) (Breaking the kiss.) Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! What's going on? You and I just made out! You and I are making out?
ROSS: Well, pretty incredible according to the message she left you on my machine. Hey, Chandler, why is this woman leaving a message for you on my machine?
Woman: Oh thank you.
Woman: Hi!
Woman: No.
(A woman approaches.)
Woman: Really?!
(He hurriedly checks his hair in his computer screen, before taking a sporting trophy from a drawer to place ostentatiously on his desk. An attractive young woman opens the door.)
[Scene: The Launderama, Rachel is there, waiting for Ross. An old woman takes Rachel's clothes off the machine and begins loading it with her things.]
Ross: Wh - No. Some woman who sounded a lot like Joey called earlier and asked for her daughter, the "hot nanny".
Woman: Hi!
Woman: I dont think so.
Woman: Wow!
Ross: You were incredible! Brand new woman, ladies and gentlemen.
Waitress: (to the woman) $4.50 please.
The Woman Dealer: I don't know about the hands, but the guy that was here before me just went to the bathroom.
Woman: Im Amanda.
Ross: That is an old, Chinese woman!
CHANDLER: Hear me out woman.� I'll go down the fire escape.� Then, I'll wait for a while.� Then, when I come up the stairs, it'll be just like I just got back from Tulsa.� Then, Joey and I will come in and see that there's no guy in here.
(A museum official enters with another man and woman.)
MONICA: This wasn't addressed to Days of Our Lives, this is, this came to your apartment. There's no stamp on it, this woman was in our building.
Woman No. 1: Eew! It's creepy looking!
The Woman From Poughkeepsie: (outside Rosss window) Ross? Ross! (she knocks on the window) Wake up! Ross! (the train starts moving) Ross! Ross!! Ross!!! Ross!!!!
Rachel: My God. Okay. (Another woman enters.) Ha-ha-ha beat ya! Sucker!
(Another woman starts to enter.)
Monica: You kissed another woman!
Woman At The Wedding: It didnt click.
Woman At The Wedding: Why wont you take our picture?