words in movies
(A good-looking woman approaches.)
Woman: Hi!
Woman: How much do I owe you for the muffin and the latte?
Woman: Oh great! Well, tell him thanks. And since uh, Joey seems like such a nice guy, maybe we could go on a date sometime?
(A woman enters.)
Woman: Hi, is Rachel here? Im her sister.
Joey: (to a woman who came in third in a modeling contest) Sorry! (He grabs her muffin away and returns it to the serving tray.)
[Scene: Central Perk, Joey is giving the bill to the same beautiful woman from before.]
Woman: What do you mean? Yesterday you said I was too pretty to pay for stuff!
Woman: Amy!
[Scene: Central Perk, Joey is singing Happy Birthday to yet another good-looking woman. Gunther is watching and is not very happy.]
Phoebe: (to Pete) Wow! Thats exciting, you went to Japan, made up a woman.
Chandler: OK, is there a mute button on this woman?
Woman: Wow! Well, welcome back!
PHOEBE: And um, and there's actually a, a woman?
Monica: Do you see this? (Mimics him drooling over a womans breasts.)
Woman No. 1: No. No, haven't seen a monkey. Do you know anything about fixing radiators?
Chandler: You got it. Good woman! (the waiter turns around, it's a man) Could we get a bottle of your most overpriced champagne?
(As she leaves, a beautiful woman enters and sits down across from the boys.)
Ross: Yeah, marriage... stinks! I mean if you wanna see a man gain weight and a woman stop shaving? Get them married.
(Another woman approaches.)
Woman No. 2: What?!
Woman: No suds, no save. Ok?
(A woman with a steel drum and a guy with a xylophone start playing an instrumental version of "Can't Help Falling In Love" by Elvis Presley. A bridesmaid and a groomsman walk down the isle. Next are Rachel and Ross, who carries Chappy in his arms.)
OLD WOMAN: Well, somebody got some last night.
Phoebe: Well okay, let this be a lesson to all of you, all right. Once you, once you betray me, I become like the ice woman, yknow. Very cold, hard, unyielding, y'know nothing, nothing can penetrate this icy exterior. (to Monica) Can I have a tissue, please?
Ross: Is the old woman on the bicycle still alive?
[Scene: Rosss Building, they are approaching the apartment of the woman who died. Ross knocks on the door and a woman answers it.]
The Woman Dealer: Very busy.
(A woman enters wearing a wet wedding dress and frantically starts to look around.)
Woman: Yeah, but even soo.
Joey: (on phone) Yeah, is Sidney there? (Listens) Oh, this is? (To the gang) Sidney's a woman.
Joey: No-no-no I've seen it happen, you-you get a rapport going with a woman but somehow you manage to kill it. What's your secret?
Woman: Yeah!
Woman: (walking up) I love your car.
Woman No. 1: (laughs) No, I hate cats.
Monica: No. No. Not it. Not it. Not it. (Checks another rack and another woman tries to reach around her.) (To the woman) Dont crowd me! (Finds it) This is it! This is the dress! Oh my God, its perfect! (She takes it off of the rack and someone has a hold of it on the other side of the rack and tugs on it.) Im sorry, this ones taken! (The other woman tugs harder pulling Monica through the rack.) Whoa!
Chandler: Oh yeah, I had no idea the amazing journey you go through as a woman! Tell me, tell me about your first period!
Woman: I bet its fast.
Chandler: Pregnant Woman Slays Four?
David: Daryl Hannah was the most beautiful woman that he'd ever seen in his life and I said yeah, I liked her in Splash, a lot, but not so much in- in Wall Street, I thought she had kind of a
Joey: Yeah, its (looks up and sees the woman) mine.
Ross: Well, you need something to make this day special? Hello! You-you-you have the most special thing of all! You are marrying the woman you love.
Carol: You slept with another woman?
Monica: (from the hallway) I do not like that woman!
Phoebe: Ooh, wait.. wait, I see a woman.
Ross: A no sex pact huh? I actually have one of those going on with every woman in America.
Chandler: Oh, listen. If this is about those prank memos, I had nothing to do with them. Really. Nothing at all. Really. (Chandler tries to hide a rubber chicken from the woman.) Nothing.
Monica: Please! I feel so bad! Just watch the hot woman get naked!
[Flashback to The One With Phoebe's Uterus, Monica is teaching Chandler how to turn a woman on. They're in Monica and Rachel's apartment and Monica has just drawn a diagram of a woman.]
(Another woman walks up.)
[Scene: A random apartment building, Chandler and Monica are knocking on the door of the woman from the beginning.]
CHANDLER: [to an attractive woman] I shouldn't even bother coming up with a line, right? [The woman walks away]
[Cut to the hallway outside the room, Ross is going to see which table hes at and sees a beautiful woman doing the same thing.]
Joey: Come on! You like this woman, right?
The Smoking Woman: Yeah I can, it worked real well.
The Woman: Could you guys help me? (Chandler shyly exhales and looks away.)
Joey: Yeah, yeah. We went to a Mets game, we got Chinese food, and you know, I love this woman. You have got competition buddy.
Monica: (to her son) Oh, hey handsome! Oh, I'm gonna love you so much that no woman is ever gonna be good enough for you! (To Chandler, on the verge of tears) Oh, we are so lucky!
Joey: Hello New York! (The woman bats his hand out of the way.)
Rachel: Yeah, Why? You don't think a woman can do this?
Ross: (noticing a beautiful woman moving in down the street) Well hello! Shes cute! Should we uh, go try to talk to her?
The Woman: I-I am Kristen.
Rachel: Oh well, the woman I interviewed with was pretty tough, but y'know thank God Mark coached me, because once I started talking about the fall line, she got all happy and wouldnt shut up.
Chandler: That's so funny, 'cause I was thinking you look more like Joey Tribbiani, man slash woman.
Woman: Someone was in the lady's room, I couldnt wait. I left the lid up for ya though.
The Woman: I own this store.
Woman: Id love an ice water.
[Cut to a close-up of Rachel, eagerly awaiting Ross's arrival... not knowing he is getting off the plane with another woman.]
MR. GELLER: A woman in my office is a lesiban. I'm just saying.
A Woman: Lets go!!
Phoebe: How are you? (The woman nods) Good. (She goes over to another couple of women.) Hi, thanks for coming.
A Woman: Here he comes! Hurry!
(A beautiful woman approaches.)
Woman: Hey!
Woman: (To Ross and Rachel) Congratulations you two!
Woman: Im sorry, who are you?
Ross: Yeah, I'm fine, I'm fine. (A woman emerges from the toilet behind him and he tries to pretend he was in the other one)
Joey: I know, there are gonna be some pasty folks by the pool tomorrow! (A woman goes towards them)
[Scene: Outside of Central Perk, Phoebe is exiting and sees a woman put out her cigarette on a tree.]
Chandler: Well its just while Monica and I were dancing to them it was the first time I knew that you were the woman I wanted to dance all my dances with.
Ross: Thats right! Thats right, dont you play a woman?
Joey: A woman in a mans body.
Woman: Hi, is uh Phoebe here?
Woman: Ohh great.
Woman: Excuse me, I-I couldnt help overhearing, youre marrying Chandler Bing?
Woman On Train: Yes we are. So, coffee?
Phoebe: Yeah, do you want to break a dying womans heart?
Chandler: So uh, what did this woman look like?
Chandler: Yep! From now on its gonna be the four of you guys and me and the misses. The little woman. The wife. The old ball and chain.
Chandler: Calm down? Calm down? You set me up with the woman that I've dumped twice in the last five months!
The Woman: Ross, sweetheart!
Chandler: Yep! And! A beautiful woman agreed to go out with me. (Theyre stunned.) Joey wanted to ask her out, but uh, she picked me.
(An old woman pushes a cart full of books past.)
(A woman passes by, carrying newborn twins.)
Rachel: (to the woman) Excuse us for a minute. (They go into the kitchen.) You didnt tell her to come?!
Woman: (To Joey) Is this yours?
[Scene: The Semi-Private Labor Room, theyre brining in yet another woman.]
Joey: Oh-oh-oh-oh, how I do it is, I look a woman up and down and say, "Hey, how you doin?"
Joey: Come on! Look just-just telllet her know that you really want them to be there. Lets not forget, this is a woman that has sent you many lasagnas over the years.
Ross: No, God no! That is no place for a woman. Those guys will grab anything.
Woman: Yknow, you look nothing like I wouldve thought. Youre youre so young.
Joey: No. It just seems like Ross is the kind of a guy that would marry a woman on the verge of being a lesbian and then push her over the edge.
[Scene: A newsstand, Ross is buying a magazine and gets in line behind a woman.]
Woman: Oh thank you.
ROSS: Well, pretty incredible according to the message she left you on my machine. Hey, Chandler, why is this woman leaving a message for you on my machine?
ROSS: Go over there and tell that woman the truth.
Phoebe: You apologize to the tree right now or I am calling for backup. (The woman calls her bluff.) (Screaming at no one in particular) Backup! Backup!!
Phoebe: Im just saying, this woman, I mean shes fictitious. No?
(A woman approaches.)
Woman: Hi!