words in movies
Joey: Yeah. And look, I just want you to know that with Rachel staying here and everything, all my feelings from before are totally over, okay? And even if they weren't, when you accidentally walk in on a woman using a breast pump...
Joey: She's this really boring woman. She's a teacher!
Phoebe: Well, Ross does. What... You're - you're ruining the plan! Joey, you've - you've fixed him up with his perfect woman!
Phoebe: How do you even know a woman like that?
Ross: Excuse me, is there a woman waiting at the bar? Someone average height, dark hair, perhaps doing a puzzle?
Joey: Shes a woman!
Monica: OK, look. That is Aunt Iris. This woman has been playing poker since she was five. You gotta listen to every word she says. (opens door) Hi!
Woman: I'll see you tomorrow.
Carol: What that woman... did. I am not doin that. Its just gonna have to stay in, thats all, everything will be the same, itll just stay in.
Joey: One pregnant woman at a time, please! I just want you to be okay.
(Chandlers opens the door. A beautiful woman stands at the doorway.)
Woman: I can still see you!
Ross: Y'know, here's the thing. Even if I could get it together enough to- to ask a woman out,... who am I gonna ask? (He gazes out of the window.)
Chandler: Was it formerly owned by a blonde woman and some bears?
(The woman who had tried to steal the washing machine walks by, and laughs.)
Chandler: I mean, you were the most beautiful woman in the room tonight!
Phoebe: So okay what? Youre gonna be married to a girl who doesnt even know about it?!Op, woman! Sorry.
Rachel: There was a woman at the... (realizes) The stripper?!
(The woman groans, moans, grunts, and screams. Chandlers eyes get huge!)
Ross: (sets out a bunch of shot glasses and starts to poor himself a drink, many drinks) Im an idiot. I mean shoulda seen it, I mean Carol and Id be out and shed, shed see some beautiful woman, and, and shed be Ross y'know look at her, and Id think, God, my wife is cool!
Chandler: Well, its not your fault. What are you gonna do? Not take her to the hospital? Yknow? Youre doing nothing wrong. (Pause) Except for harboring an all consuming love for the woman whose carrying his baby. (He loses his card behind the door.) Richard? If-if youre in there, could you pass me my credit card?
The Smoking Woman: Yes?
The Smoking Woman: What?!
The Smoking Woman: I-I'm sorry! Sorry.
Phoebe: (to Pete) Wow! Thats exciting, you went to Japan, made up a woman.
Chandler: OK, is there a mute button on this woman?
Woman: Wow! Well, welcome back!
PHOEBE: And um, and there's actually a, a woman?
Monica: Do you see this? (Mimics him drooling over a womans breasts.)
Ross: Yeah, marriage... stinks! I mean if you wanna see a man gain weight and a woman stop shaving? Get them married.
Woman No. 1: No. No, haven't seen a monkey. Do you know anything about fixing radiators?
(As she leaves, a beautiful woman enters and sits down across from the boys.)
Chandler: You got it. Good woman! (the waiter turns around, it's a man) Could we get a bottle of your most overpriced champagne?
(A woman with a steel drum and a guy with a xylophone start playing an instrumental version of "Can't Help Falling In Love" by Elvis Presley. A bridesmaid and a groomsman walk down the isle. Next are Rachel and Ross, who carries Chappy in his arms.)
(Another woman approaches.)
Woman No. 2: What?!
Woman: No suds, no save. Ok?
OLD WOMAN: Well, somebody got some last night.
Joey: (on phone) Yeah, is Sidney there? (Listens) Oh, this is? (To the gang) Sidney's a woman.
Phoebe: Well okay, let this be a lesson to all of you, all right. Once you, once you betray me, I become like the ice woman, yknow. Very cold, hard, unyielding, y'know nothing, nothing can penetrate this icy exterior. (to Monica) Can I have a tissue, please?
The Woman Dealer: Very busy.
Ross: Is the old woman on the bicycle still alive?
[Scene: Rosss Building, they are approaching the apartment of the woman who died. Ross knocks on the door and a woman answers it.]
(A woman enters wearing a wet wedding dress and frantically starts to look around.)
Woman: I bet its fast.
Woman: Yeah, but even soo.
Woman: Yeah!
Monica: No. No. Not it. Not it. Not it. (Checks another rack and another woman tries to reach around her.) (To the woman) Dont crowd me! (Finds it) This is it! This is the dress! Oh my God, its perfect! (She takes it off of the rack and someone has a hold of it on the other side of the rack and tugs on it.) Im sorry, this ones taken! (The other woman tugs harder pulling Monica through the rack.) Whoa!
Woman: (walking up) I love your car.
Woman No. 1: (laughs) No, I hate cats.
Monica: (from the hallway) I do not like that woman!
Chandler: Oh yeah, I had no idea the amazing journey you go through as a woman! Tell me, tell me about your first period!
Chandler: Oh, listen. If this is about those prank memos, I had nothing to do with them. Really. Nothing at all. Really. (Chandler tries to hide a rubber chicken from the woman.) Nothing.
Chandler: Pregnant Woman Slays Four?
Joey: No-no-no I've seen it happen, you-you get a rapport going with a woman but somehow you manage to kill it. What's your secret?
David: Daryl Hannah was the most beautiful woman that he'd ever seen in his life and I said yeah, I liked her in Splash, a lot, but not so much in- in Wall Street, I thought she had kind of a
Ross: Well, you need something to make this day special? Hello! You-you-you have the most special thing of all! You are marrying the woman you love.
Carol: You slept with another woman?
Monica: Please! I feel so bad! Just watch the hot woman get naked!
[Flashback to The One With Phoebe's Uterus, Monica is teaching Chandler how to turn a woman on. They're in Monica and Rachel's apartment and Monica has just drawn a diagram of a woman.]
Phoebe: Ooh, wait.. wait, I see a woman.
Ross: A no sex pact huh? I actually have one of those going on with every woman in America.
Joey: Yeah, its (looks up and sees the woman) mine.
[Scene: A random apartment building, Chandler and Monica are knocking on the door of the woman from the beginning.]
Woman: Hi!
(A woman enters.)
(A good-looking woman approaches.)
Woman: Amy!
Woman: How much do I owe you for the muffin and the latte?
CHANDLER: [to an attractive woman] I shouldn't even bother coming up with a line, right? [The woman walks away]
[Cut to the hallway outside the room, Ross is going to see which table hes at and sees a beautiful woman doing the same thing.]
Joey: Hello New York! (The woman bats his hand out of the way.)
Joey: Yeah, yeah. We went to a Mets game, we got Chinese food, and you know, I love this woman. You have got competition buddy.
Joey: Come on! You like this woman, right?
The Woman: Could you guys help me? (Chandler shyly exhales and looks away.)
The Smoking Woman: Yeah I can, it worked real well.
Rachel: Yeah, Why? You don't think a woman can do this?
Ross: (noticing a beautiful woman moving in down the street) Well hello! Shes cute! Should we uh, go try to talk to her?
Rachel: Oh well, the woman I interviewed with was pretty tough, but y'know thank God Mark coached me, because once I started talking about the fall line, she got all happy and wouldnt shut up.
The Woman: I-I am Kristen.
Woman: Someone was in the lady's room, I couldnt wait. I left the lid up for ya though.
Chandler: That's so funny, 'cause I was thinking you look more like Joey Tribbiani, man slash woman.
Monica: (to her son) Oh, hey handsome! Oh, I'm gonna love you so much that no woman is ever gonna be good enough for you! (To Chandler, on the verge of tears) Oh, we are so lucky!
(Another woman walks up.)
[Cut to a close-up of Rachel, eagerly awaiting Ross's arrival... not knowing he is getting off the plane with another woman.]
Woman: Id love an ice water.
Phoebe: How are you? (The woman nods) Good. (She goes over to another couple of women.) Hi, thanks for coming.
The Woman: I own this store.
Woman: Hi, is uh Phoebe here?
A Woman: Here he comes! Hurry!
A Woman: Lets go!!
MR. GELLER: A woman in my office is a lesiban. I'm just saying.
Woman: Ohh great.
Woman: (To Ross and Rachel) Congratulations you two!
Woman: Hey!
Woman: Excuse me, I-I couldnt help overhearing, youre marrying Chandler Bing?
Woman On Train: Yes we are. So, coffee?
Ross: Yeah, I'm fine, I'm fine. (A woman emerges from the toilet behind him and he tries to pretend he was in the other one)
Phoebe: Yeah, do you want to break a dying womans heart?
Woman: Im sorry, who are you?
Chandler: Yep! From now on its gonna be the four of you guys and me and the misses. The little woman. The wife. The old ball and chain.
Chandler: So uh, what did this woman look like?
Chandler: Calm down? Calm down? You set me up with the woman that I've dumped twice in the last five months!
Chandler: Yep! And! A beautiful woman agreed to go out with me. (Theyre stunned.) Joey wanted to ask her out, but uh, she picked me.
The Woman: Ross, sweetheart!