words in movies
Mrs. Green: Such a sweet woman.
Woman: Its a diaper genie.
Woman: No! Its where you put the dirty ones!
Woman: Its actually a bassinet.
Ross: WhatYoure not serious. I mean shes a very nice woman, but there is no way we can take eight weeks of her. Shell drive us totally crazy.
Mrs. Green: With another woman. Have you no control Ross?
Phoebe: Well okay, let this be a lesson to all of you, all right. Once you, once you betray me, I become like the ice woman, yknow. Very cold, hard, unyielding, y'know nothing, nothing can penetrate this icy exterior. (to Monica) Can I have a tissue, please?
Ross: Is the old woman on the bicycle still alive?
The Woman Dealer: Very busy.
[Scene: Rosss Building, they are approaching the apartment of the woman who died. Ross knocks on the door and a woman answers it.]
(A woman enters wearing a wet wedding dress and frantically starts to look around.)
Joey: (on phone) Yeah, is Sidney there? (Listens) Oh, this is? (To the gang) Sidney's a woman.
Woman: Yeah, but even soo.
Woman: I bet its fast.
Woman: Yeah!
Woman: (walking up) I love your car.
David: Daryl Hannah was the most beautiful woman that he'd ever seen in his life and I said yeah, I liked her in Splash, a lot, but not so much in- in Wall Street, I thought she had kind of a
Woman No. 1: (laughs) No, I hate cats.
Chandler: Pregnant Woman Slays Four?
Monica: No. No. Not it. Not it. Not it. (Checks another rack and another woman tries to reach around her.) (To the woman) Dont crowd me! (Finds it) This is it! This is the dress! Oh my God, its perfect! (She takes it off of the rack and someone has a hold of it on the other side of the rack and tugs on it.) Im sorry, this ones taken! (The other woman tugs harder pulling Monica through the rack.) Whoa!
Joey: No-no-no I've seen it happen, you-you get a rapport going with a woman but somehow you manage to kill it. What's your secret?
Chandler: Oh yeah, I had no idea the amazing journey you go through as a woman! Tell me, tell me about your first period!
Monica: Please! I feel so bad! Just watch the hot woman get naked!
Ross: Well, you need something to make this day special? Hello! You-you-you have the most special thing of all! You are marrying the woman you love.
Carol: You slept with another woman?
Monica: (from the hallway) I do not like that woman!
Chandler: Oh, listen. If this is about those prank memos, I had nothing to do with them. Really. Nothing at all. Really. (Chandler tries to hide a rubber chicken from the woman.) Nothing.
Phoebe: Ooh, wait.. wait, I see a woman.
Ross: A no sex pact huh? I actually have one of those going on with every woman in America.
[Flashback to The One With Phoebe's Uterus, Monica is teaching Chandler how to turn a woman on. They're in Monica and Rachel's apartment and Monica has just drawn a diagram of a woman.]
Joey: Yeah, its (looks up and sees the woman) mine.
[Scene: A random apartment building, Chandler and Monica are knocking on the door of the woman from the beginning.]
(A good-looking woman approaches.)
Woman: How much do I owe you for the muffin and the latte?
Woman: Hi!
(A woman enters.)
Woman: Amy!
CHANDLER: [to an attractive woman] I shouldn't even bother coming up with a line, right? [The woman walks away]
Joey: Hello New York! (The woman bats his hand out of the way.)
Joey: Come on! You like this woman, right?
[Cut to the hallway outside the room, Ross is going to see which table hes at and sees a beautiful woman doing the same thing.]
Joey: Yeah, yeah. We went to a Mets game, we got Chinese food, and you know, I love this woman. You have got competition buddy.
The Smoking Woman: Yeah I can, it worked real well.
Rachel: Yeah, Why? You don't think a woman can do this?
The Woman: Could you guys help me? (Chandler shyly exhales and looks away.)
The Woman: I-I am Kristen.
Ross: (noticing a beautiful woman moving in down the street) Well hello! Shes cute! Should we uh, go try to talk to her?
Monica: (to her son) Oh, hey handsome! Oh, I'm gonna love you so much that no woman is ever gonna be good enough for you! (To Chandler, on the verge of tears) Oh, we are so lucky!
Rachel: Oh well, the woman I interviewed with was pretty tough, but y'know thank God Mark coached me, because once I started talking about the fall line, she got all happy and wouldnt shut up.
(Another woman walks up.)
Chandler: That's so funny, 'cause I was thinking you look more like Joey Tribbiani, man slash woman.
Woman: Id love an ice water.
Woman: Someone was in the lady's room, I couldnt wait. I left the lid up for ya though.
The Woman: I own this store.
[Cut to a close-up of Rachel, eagerly awaiting Ross's arrival... not knowing he is getting off the plane with another woman.]
A Woman: Here he comes! Hurry!
Phoebe: How are you? (The woman nods) Good. (She goes over to another couple of women.) Hi, thanks for coming.
A Woman: Lets go!!
Woman: Hi, is uh Phoebe here?
MR. GELLER: A woman in my office is a lesiban. I'm just saying.
Woman: Ohh great.
Phoebe: Yeah, do you want to break a dying womans heart?
Woman: Excuse me, I-I couldnt help overhearing, youre marrying Chandler Bing?
Woman: (To Ross and Rachel) Congratulations you two!
Woman On Train: Yes we are. So, coffee?
Chandler: So uh, what did this woman look like?
Woman: Hey!
Woman: Im sorry, who are you?
Chandler: Yep! From now on its gonna be the four of you guys and me and the misses. The little woman. The wife. The old ball and chain.
Ross: Yeah, I'm fine, I'm fine. (A woman emerges from the toilet behind him and he tries to pretend he was in the other one)
Chandler: Calm down? Calm down? You set me up with the woman that I've dumped twice in the last five months!
Chandler: Yep! And! A beautiful woman agreed to go out with me. (Theyre stunned.) Joey wanted to ask her out, but uh, she picked me.
Joey: I know, there are gonna be some pasty folks by the pool tomorrow! (A woman goes towards them)
The Woman: Ross, sweetheart!
Rachel: (to the woman) Excuse us for a minute. (They go into the kitchen.) You didnt tell her to come?!
Chandler: Well its just while Monica and I were dancing to them it was the first time I knew that you were the woman I wanted to dance all my dances with.
(An old woman pushes a cart full of books past.)
[Scene: Outside of Central Perk, Phoebe is exiting and sees a woman put out her cigarette on a tree.]
(A woman passes by, carrying newborn twins.)
Ross: Thats right! Thats right, dont you play a woman?
Joey: A woman in a mans body.
Woman: Yknow, you look nothing like I wouldve thought. Youre youre so young.
(A beautiful woman approaches.)
Woman: (To Joey) Is this yours?
Ross: No, God no! That is no place for a woman. Those guys will grab anything.
Joey: Oh-oh-oh-oh, how I do it is, I look a woman up and down and say, "Hey, how you doin?"
[Scene: A newsstand, Ross is buying a magazine and gets in line behind a woman.]
Joey: No. It just seems like Ross is the kind of a guy that would marry a woman on the verge of being a lesbian and then push her over the edge.
Joey: Come on! Look just-just telllet her know that you really want them to be there. Lets not forget, this is a woman that has sent you many lasagnas over the years.
[Scene: The Semi-Private Labor Room, theyre brining in yet another woman.]
Phoebe: You apologize to the tree right now or I am calling for backup. (The woman calls her bluff.) (Screaming at no one in particular) Backup! Backup!!
ROSS: Go over there and tell that woman the truth.
(A woman approaches.)
Phoebe: Im just saying, this woman, I mean shes fictitious. No?
Woman: Oh thank you.
Woman: Hi!
Woman: No.
ROSS: Well, pretty incredible according to the message she left you on my machine. Hey, Chandler, why is this woman leaving a message for you on my machine?
(He hurriedly checks his hair in his computer screen, before taking a sporting trophy from a drawer to place ostentatiously on his desk. An attractive young woman opens the door.)
[Scene: The Launderama, Rachel is there, waiting for Ross. An old woman takes Rachel's clothes off the machine and begins loading it with her things.]
Chandler: You kidding? You're the most beautiful woman in most rooms... (She jumps up and kisses him.) (Breaking the kiss.) Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! What's going on? You and I just made out! You and I are making out?
Ross: Wh - No. Some woman who sounded a lot like Joey called earlier and asked for her daughter, the "hot nanny".
CHANDLER: Hear me out woman.� I'll go down the fire escape.� Then, I'll wait for a while.� Then, when I come up the stairs, it'll be just like I just got back from Tulsa.� Then, Joey and I will come in and see that there's no guy in here.
Woman: Really?!
Woman: Wow!
Ross: You were incredible! Brand new woman, ladies and gentlemen.