words in movies
Chandler: Ross, just for my own piece of mind, youre not married to anymore of us are ya?
Phoebe: Okay, well Ill bring them by tomorrow morning. Okay, and uh, by the way, theyre not actually puppies, theyre Frank and Alices triplets. Okay, see ya! (Exits.)
Joey: Id love to show ya, but I just tucked her in. Shes sleeping. (The women both laugh) Hey uh, would you two girls like to go for a drink? (Just then the same guy with the football dives to make a catch, lands on the car cover, and collapses it. It turns out that Joey set up a bunch of boxes to make it look like a Porsche.)
Chandler: How do ya do.
Ross: Wait, did you get to the part about his 'huge throbbing pens'? Tell ya, you don't wanna be around when he starts writing with those!
Chandler: Ya know if you want to, I can just hold them down and you could (Punches the air).
ROSS: Julie. Julie. That. Oh God. Julie, right. OK, I need to lie down. No, ya know, I'm gonna stand. I'm gonna stand, I'm gonna walk, I'm walkin' and I am standing. OK so you uh, and now wha... and now, now, now you're over me?
Joey: (getting up) Dude, I'm telling ya! I'm fine! (He tries to take a step and falls flat on his face.)
ROSS: Sometimes I wonder if I did the right thing, ya know, giving him away.
Joey: No, no, no, I'm telling ya. Imagine yourself living in a supermarket and you will understand okay? So the question is, what do we do?
Joey: How ya doin?
PHOEBE: The voice woman. Ya know, I mean, she has a great voice but she doesn't have a video.
Chandler: And! They like me more just because I was with ya! I think you repaired a lot of the damage from when they met Joey. And Doug wants us to play tennis with them. He's never even talked to me outside of work. Except for that time when we bumped into each other at that strip club. (She glares at him.) Strip church. Anyway, I'm gonna go try and find a racquet.
Ross: Ya wanna hang back and take our own cab?
MR. WINEBURG: I tell ya a lot things!
Joey: Didn't I tell ya? Always showin' off.
CHANDLER: Just tryin' somethin' here, ya know.
CHANDLER: So, whaddya say boys, should I call him? [squeezes the ear of one of the slippers and it barks] Well, ya know what they say. Ask your slippers a question... you're going crazy.
Leslie: Okay, ah, see ya Pheebs. (leaves)
Joey: What do ya say? What do ya say?
Chandler: Well, I'll tell ya I do enjoy guilt, but, ah, it wasn't me.
DR. BURKE: Hi Phoebe, nice to meet you. [Phoebe just giggles when they shake] So, how ya been?
Joey: I bet ya ya I could fit in there. (points to a hole in the center)
RICHARD: How ya doin'?
JOEY: I'm sorry. See ya.
Ross: Okay, see ya later.
ROSS: No, no, I mean, ya know, I, I read a book and there was a girl named Emily and I thought, I thought that might be good.
Rachel: Y'know, I gotta tell ya, I just loved your look when you were bald.
RACHEL: Ya know, in crazy world, that means you're married.
MONICA: Hey, you know I got a question for ya. Just a little thing, no pressure.
RACHEL: (after a pause with everyone staring at her, she goes up to the microphone) Ya, know what Barr, I'm not gonna leave. I probably should, but I'm not, see 'cause I promised myself that I would make it through at least *one* of your weddings (da-doom-chesh). See now, tonight, all I really wanted was to make it though this evening with a little bit of grace and dignity. Well (laughing), I guess we can all agree that's not gonna happen. There's nothing really left to say except....(starts singing) "Her name was Lola. She was a showgirl. With yellow feathers (band joins in), feathers in her hair, and a dress cut down to there. She would..."
Ross: (To Phoebe) Hey Pheebs! How's that uh, vegetarian pizza working out for ya? You and those vegetables have a real thing going on, huh?
Chandler: No. How are ya Paul? (Starts to look for his credit card.)
Joey: Y'know, I-I don't even feel like I know you anymore man! All right, look, I'm just gonna ask you this one time. And whatever you say, I'll believe ya. (Pause.) Were you, or were you not on a gay cruise?!
Joey: I told ya.
Larry: I-I'll call ya.
JOEY: Thanks, yeah. I love this but ya know what, it makes me wanna pee.
Chandler: Okay, so weve established my name, and hit me. But theoretically y'know, I mean say we werent friends, say its a blind date. I show up at your door, and Im like (in a fake voice) Hey, nice to meet, ya. Hey, oh-hey.
Doug: Oh, is it the swearing? I mean is it the constant swearing? Because I gotta tell ya, if it is, you can just... kiss my ass!
Chandler: You built a fort didn't ya?
Joey: Yeah uh look Rach, theres something I gotta tell ya.
PHOEBE: [cutting Mrs. Greene off] Ha-ha, that's great, ha-ha. I can't wait to hear the rest of it, ya know, but I really have to go to the bathroom so... Hey, come with me. Yeah, yeah, it'll be like we're gal pals, ya know, like at a restraunt. Oh, it'll be fun, c'mon. [they go in the bathroom]
RACHEL: Ya know, Dr. Burke kissed me once.
Chandler: Before we go out there Ive got a present for ya.
Dr. Green: Nice hair. Whatd ya do? Swim here?
Rachel: Y'know, I-I gotta tell ya, those eye drops are a miracle. My eye is a 100% better.
ROSS: Oh. How do you uh, ya know, keep it so neat?
MONICA: MEG was good for me but I dumped her. Ya know, my motto is get out before they go down.
MR. TREEGER: Ahh, if it was mistletoe, I was gonna kiss ya.
ROSS: Ya know, maybe, maybe I should just go.
Chloe: Great. Ill ah, see ya then.
JOEY: Aw, man I'm sorry (starts rubbing Chandler's shoulder). This must be very tough for ya, huh (and starts comfroting him looking for a kiss).
Monica: Where ya going?
Joey: $200? Are you sure Pheebs? I mean, after what Sesame Street did to ya?
Ross: Well hey, who did these resumes for ya?
Joey: Hey, listen, I gotta tell ya, I feel kinda bad taking credit for this, because man, am I gonna get a lot of credit for this!
Chandler: Ill teach ya! Come on, come on, its really easy and really, really fun.
Ross: You couldn't let me have her, could ya?!
Rachel: Hey, Pheebs, quick question for ya.
Joey: Hey! (stands up) As soon as it stops raining we have got to go snorkeling! Some kid told me about the sea turtle and, if you blow bubbles in its face, it chases ya! (smiles ecstatic)
RACHEL: Ya know, I mean this is supposed to be a joyous occasion. My sister's graduating from college, nobody thought she would. It's a true testament to what a girl from long island would do for a Celica.
Joey: (To Chandler) Okay look, Chandler, if this (Motions back and forth indicating the arrangement.) you have got to listen! (Tugs on his ear.) (Chandler glares at him.) Youre gonna throw that juice at me, arent ya?
MONICA: You guys haven't gotten your presents yet? Tomorrow's Christmas Eve, what're ya gonna do?
MONICA: My stock, MEG, it went up 2 points. Hey guys, do you realize that if I had invested my $127 in myself yesterday that I'd like have...a lot more than that today. Ya know what, I'm gonna do it.
Ross: Sure! Uh, let me get it for ya.
Chandler: (entering) Hey, you guys! Hey, Ross, quick question for ya. Are you ready to party?
Rachel: Hey Mon, little question for ya! How do you think this suit will look on an assistant buyer?
Chandler: Okay! Okay! Okay! You win! You win!! I can't have sex with ya!
Chandler: So, uh, wh-where ya from?
Ross: See ya!
Chandler: Oh, I can uh, check that for ya.
Joey: Uh, Entertainment Tonight. [Cut to Chandler] Yeah, okay so, good talking to ya and don't come out here. All right. (Hangs up the phone and poses for that picture.)
Joey: See ya tomorrow!
Joey: Look Rach, my parents bought this fridge just after I was born, okay? Now, I have never had a problem with it. Then you show up and it breaks! What does that tell ya?
Ross: Oh please! (He sits down.) (To Phoebe) Youre gonna say things now, arent ya?
ROSS: Ooh, I, I'm so sick of missing stuff. Ya know, I want him for more than, than a day, I want him for a whole weekend. No listen , I mean, I feel like-
Joey: Oh, Im sorry. Did I get ya?
Chandler: So shes just waiting over there for ya?
Phoebe: Ya, you know, Rachel shell do whatever you want. Yknow, you can just walk all over her.
JOEY: Hey, hey, I just figure Joseph's the kinda guy that likes to mix it up. Ya know, get in there, ruffle some feathers.
Monica: I gotta tell ya, I think its okay to be that guy.
Rachel: Oh Ross, hi! Hey, how are ya? There you are!
Joey: Got ya. (blinks an eye)
CHANDLER: Well, I'm guessing he wants to do a little dance. . . ya know, make a little love. . . well pretty much get down tonight.
Joey: Yeah? What did ya have?
Ross: Oh hey, Gary, want me to grab the berry for ya?
Joey: You know, ah, Ive been thinking about this and I gotta tell ya, its not my fault. Its a natural instinct.
Chandler: Listen, Ive got a secret for ya. I let him win.
Joey: Well maybe I love ya.
JOEY: No no, seriously, Chandler and I were just talkin about this. He is so much cooler than our dads. [Chandler starts kicking him below the table] I mean, you know, our dad's are ok, ya know, but Richard is just- ow, ow. What are you kickin me for? Huh? I'm tryin to talk here.
Joey: So, so, whatd ya think?
Monica: Hello? Oh, Hi, Ju(Sees Rachel is watching)Hi, Jew! (Walks into the kitchen.) (Listens.) Uh huh? (Listens.) Uh huh? (Listens) Ok. (Listens) Um, sure, that'd be great. See ya then. Bye. (Hangs up.)
Chandler: Hi, how are ya?
Elizabeth: Well, whatever works for ya
MRS. GREENE: Oh, scotch neat. Ya know, that's Rachel's father's drink.
JOEY: Yeah. Joseph and his wife, Karen, are thinking of having a third kid... Ya know what? Just did.
RICHARD: Woah, woah, no wait a minute now. C'mon it's your turn. Oh c'mon. Ya know, I don't need the actual number, just a ballpark.
Joey: Yeah. Ya know what I think; I think we were all just being too negative.
Rachel: Yeah, see ya.
Ross: And Mon, you wanna live with Chandler, dont ya?
RACH: And ya know what, now I've got closure. [Rachel slams the door and locks it. She sits down, visibly upset. She puts her head in her hands and begins to cry. Ross comes back and is standing outside the window. When Rachel regroups and gets back up to finish closing, she sees him. She smiles. She goes to open the door and can't get the lock undone.] ROSS: Try the bottom one. [She opens the door and they kiss.] [Scene: Chandler and Joey's apartment. Chandler answers the door to find Monica.] CLOSING CREDITS CHAN: Monica, it's 6:30 in the morning. We're not working out, it's over. MNCA: No way, with one pound to go, c'mon. We're workin', we're movin', we're in the zone we're groovin'. CHAN: OK, I don't, I don't mind the last pound. OK, in fact I kind of like the last pound. OK, so don't make me do anything that I'll regret. MNCA: Ooh, what'cha gonna do, fat boy, huh? What? CHAN: Nothing, except tell you, uh, I think it's wonderful how much energy you have. MNCA: Well, thanks. CHAN: I mean, especially considering how tough it's been for you to find work. MNCA: Well, you know. CHAN: You know, I mean, you can't tell your parents you were fired because they'd be disappointed. MNCA: [sad] Uh-huh. CHAN: And it's not as if you have a boyfriend's shoulder to cry on. MNCA: Well no, but um. CHAN: I mean, if it were me, I think I'd have difficulty just getting out of bed at all. MNCA: Y'know, I try to stay positive. . . CHAN: So, you feel like goin' for a run? MNCA: Alright. CHAN: Because, you know, you don't have to. If you want, you could just take a nap right here. MNCA: OK. Just for a little while. CHAN: OK. [Puts an afghan over her and dances into his room]
CHANDLER: See ya. [shuts the door] Goodbuy you fruit drying psychopath. So you want me to help you unpack your stuff?
MONICA: (suddenly starts issuing him out) Ah, it's an honest mistake.� It could happen to anyone.� All right, see ya.