words in movies
(In the rooms next door, Joey, Rachel, Ross and Charlie stop kissing and try to understand what the yelling was about. After a while they continue kissing. We're back in Chandler and Monica's room. Monica has some of her own hair stuffed in her mouth by Chandler.)
Joey: (hurrying over) Okay! Okay, youre yelling again! See that?
(there's a lot of shouting and yelling)
They're tiny and chubby and so sweet to touch, and soon they'll grow up and resent you so much. Now they're yelling at you and you don't know why, you cry and you cry and you cry. And you cry and you cry and you cry...
(Chandler seeing that Joey has his eyes closed sneaks over and picks up the chicken. The chicken starts flapping it's wings in protest as Chandler holds the chicken inches from Joey's face. Joey stops yelling and upon opening his eyes sees the chicken, screams, and falls to the ground in horror.)
Rachel: (entering) Hi! Im so sorry to barge in on your Valentines, but I had to get away from all the yelling. Mona is dumping Ross.
Chandler: Would you all stop yelling in our apartment! You are ruining moving day for us!
Joey: (drinking a beer) Look at this clown! Just because hes got a bigger boat he thinks he can take up the whole river. (Yelling) Get out of the way jackass! (To Rachel) Who names their boat Coast Guard anyway?
Rachel: No! No-no, no-no-no, very quiet, said with love, no yelling.
(There's a lot of yelling and screaming coming from the hallway, and they get up to look at what's the noise all about. In the hallway, Monica, Chandler, Joey and Phoebe are having another wind-up animal race, yelling and screaming fanatically.)
Rachel: No! No! No! Im not yelling at you, Im just yelling near you. Oh God Joey, ohh Im my father. Oh my God, this is horrible! Ive been trying so hard not to be my mother I did not see this comin. Oh, Joey, Im sorry. Im so sorry. I just wanted you to learn.
Phoebe: (yelling from the bedroom) Get away from that! No! (she comes into the living room carrying the phone) She's just getting dressed.
Rachel: (yelling from the living room) Oh wait-wait-wait!! No! Dont go in there! Dont go in there! I need another soda!
Rachel: (yelling and jumping like a child) OH, a soap opera roof party!! I'm going to a soap opera roof party!! Oh my God, oh my God!! (realizing how she's behaving) And it's out of my system!
Chandler: You mean these tuxes have been down the red carpet with people yelling, "You are you wearing?! You look fabulous!"
Joey: Were now in the ceremony, Monica is about to say, "I do" when her drunk uncle starts yelling. What do you do? Go!
Rachel: I know Mona, just hear me out. First of all, Im so sorry about my father yelling at you, but I heard you totally held your own. Youre gonna have to tell me how you did that.
[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are there, yelling at Joey.]
Joey: (Yelling at Chandler) And that's how I know you didn't watch the tape! (goes back to his room and slams the door).
Woman Giving Birth: (yelling from the hallway) Its coming! Its coming!
Joey: (making like he is yelling up to the second floor) Im coming up!
Monica: (yelling from the bedroom) Shut up, Joey!
Ursula: (yelling from downstairs) Eric!! Lets go!!
Ross: (yelling at Chandler) I have sex with dinosaurs??
Ross: (yelling from the bedroom) WE WERE ON A BREAK!!!!!!!
[Rachel gets up and opens the door, yelling after him.]
Joey: (yelling through the door) Can we come it yet?! Were dying out here!
Ross: But it absolutely didnt. (Yelling towards the bathroom) It didnt!! It didnt!!
Monica: (yelling at the top of her lungs) Im engaged!!!!!! Im engaged!!!!
Ross: She wants me to take responsibility for everything that went wrong in our relationship. I mean she goes on for five pages about, about how I was unfaithful to her! (Both Joey and Chandler shrug their shoulders as to say Well...) (yelling) WE WERE ON A BREAK!!!!!
Chandler: (now yelling) (pretending to look shocked) I did!
Rachel: No. Okay. I was at the airport, getting into a cab, when this woman- this blonde planet with a pocketbook- starts yelling at me. Something about how it was her cab first. And then the next thing I know she just starts- starts pulling me out by my hair! So I'm blowing my attack whistle thingy and three more cabs show up, and as I'm going to get into a cab she tackles me. And I hit my head on the kerb and cut my lip on my whistle...oh...everybody having fun at the party? (To Monica) Are people eating my dip?
Ross: Well if it doesnt matter to her, it doesnt matter to me! (to Paul) Still not yelling!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Monica is outside the bathroom yelling at Ross who's in the bathroom.]
[Monica and Rachel start yelling at the same time]
Danny: I'm hungry. Wanna get some pizza? You can keep yelling if there's more.
Joey: (Yelling from Rachel's room) She has a lot of crap!
Joey: All right thats it! Youre yelling and I dont see you taking your top off! I quit!
Joey: (yelling back) No you didn't! (turns and goes towards his room)
Monica: Is-is-is that message old or new? (yelling) Old or new?! Old or new?!
Mike: I know. This has been the best year... (the crowd starts cheering so he starts yelling) THIS HAS BEEN THE BEST YEAR OF MY LIFE!
Pizza Guy: (yelling from outside) Pizza guy!
Joey: Anyway! Her and Ross just started yelling at each other.
Joey: (yelling) Don't worry, you guys, we're gonna get you out of there.
Ross: Oh, I thought it was just a kid yelling, "Im gay! Im gay!" Can I bring her in?
Joey: Fortune! This guy is so stupid. (yelling) It's Count Rushmore!!
Ross: About the yelling.
Joey: Ok whoah-hey... Let me just stop you right there, ok? First, you lied, right? Then, you lied about lying, ok? Then you lied about lying about lying, ok? So before you lie about lying about lying about lying about... lying... (loses count and begins to count the number of 'lyings' in the air but gives up.) (yelling) Stop lying!
Elizabeth: (yelling from outside) Hey, my favorite part is coming up!
Phoebe: Hey, hey, ok, all right, that's it! Get in here. Come on. My god, you guys, I don't believe you. There are children coming into the world in this very building and your negative fighting noises are not the first thing they should be hearing. So just stop all the yelling, just stop it!
Chandler: Oh so there cant be any yelling.
Monica: (yelling and waving her hand in the air) I know! I know! I know!
Monica: Aunt Syl, stop yelling! All I'm saying is that if you had told me vegetarian lasagna, I would have made vegetarian lasagna. (pauses, listens to person on phone) Well, the meat's only every third layer, maybe you could scrape.
Joey: (drinking a beer) Look at this clown! Just because hes got a bigger boat he thinks he can take up the whole river. (Yelling) Get out of the way jackass! (To Rachel) Who names his boat Coast Guard anyway?
Rachel: (yelling) Joey, there is a reason that Emma loves that stupid penguin so much (Joey covers Hugsy's ears) Oh don't cover its ears! (stops yelling) It's because it reminds her of her uncle Joey!
Rachel: (yelling) Joey, where are those bags?
Carol: (yelling from the bathroom) Oh my God!
Rachel: (yelling at the stranger) Alright! Enough out of you!
Amy: (yelling from outside) Rachel!! Open up!! It's your sister!! (she knocks on the door again) I have to talk to you!!
Phoebe: (yelling from Monicas room) No-no!! No!!
Chandler: (Yelling) What are you doing? Get the hell out of here! (Phoebe and Joey come out looking shocked)
Chandler: Would you all stop yelling in our apartment! You are ruining moving day for us!
Rachel: All right, yknow what? I-Im sorry. I will try to tone it down and uh stop yelling.
Phoebe: Sure! (When Monica gets close to the door.) (Yelling) Yeah! Las Vegas, number one!
Lauren: (yelling from onstage) Where are you Vic?
Rachel: I know. I know. I panicked, I panicked. I didnt want him to start yelling at me like I was some 74 Latour.
Chandler: Its yelling bleeding dilating. Oh, the dilating
Phoebe: (looking out the window) Oh, look! There's Monica and Chandler! (Starts yelling.) Hey! Hey, you guys! Hey! (Chandler and Monica start taking each other's clothes off.) Ohh!! Ohh! Ahh-ahhh!!
Joey: (covering his ears and yelling) Oh no! No! No! (He starts banging on the door.)
Ben: (yelling from off camera) Crap!!
(Ross and Rachel approach, theyre still yelling at each other.)
David: -hard quality. And uh, while Daryl Hannah is beautiful in a conventional way, you are luminous with a kind of a delicate grace. Then, uh, that-that-that's when you started yelling. (Sits down)
Paul: Are you yelling at me?!
Paul: Why are you yelling?
Joey: (yelling) No! Drums!
Phoebe: (looking out the window) Oh, look! There's Monica and Chandler! (Starts yelling.) Hey! Hey, you guys! Hey! (Chandler and Monica start taking each other's clothes off.) Ohh!! Ohh! Ahh-ahhh!!
Joey: (yelling from the bedroom) Is it back in the cage?
Rachel: (yelling from another room) Oh my God!
Rachel: (looks around for the camera) Okay. Umm, well, first I would like to start by apologizing for kissing you and uh, for yelling at you.
Joey: (sounding panicky)Oh my god Ross! You don't have Emma! And Rachel you don't have Emma! (Starts yelling) Where's Emma? Who has Emma!?
Monica: (yelling after them) I cant believe youre gonna have sex on my engagement night!!
Joey: (yelling from bathroom) Hey, does somebody wanna hand me one of those tiles.
A Disembodied Voice: (yelling through the door) Phoebe Buffay?!
Phoebe: (yelling back) I miss you too!!!! (He walks away.)
Phoebe: (she takes the bowl from Rachel's hands and she starts running around the room and yelling) OOOOOHHHHH!
Ross: (yelling, thinking Emily can hear him through the answering machine all the way to New York.) I love you too! Im, Im gonna call you right now from the phone booth! (Realises) You cant hear me. (Goes to make his call.)
Emily: (Yelling from inside the bathroom) Youve spoiled everything! Its like a nightmare! My friends and family are out there! How can I face them?! How can you do this to me?!
Jake: (yelling through the window to Phoebe) I miss you already!!
Joey: Yes! Yes! You did and youre still yelling at me!
The Man: Were waiting for the candy. (Yelling at the door.) Bring out the candy!
Chandler: (yelling from the changing room) All right! I found one that fits!
Tommy: (entering, finished with yelling at Ross, who follows him in shell shocked) (happily) Hey!
Joey: (not yelling anymore)I was?
Phoebe: Wait. Why was he yelling at her? Hes the one who slept with someone else.
Monica: (yelling after him) We will!!
The Dry Cleaner: Thats my wife!!! Get out! (Starts yelling at him in Russian, and Im betting hes not saying pleasant things about him.)
Ross: (yelling to Monica)They're towing your car, they're towing your car!!
Joey: (yelling) Stupid Jane Rogers!!
Mrs. Tribbiani: Do you remember how your father used to be? Always yelling, always yelling nothing made him happy, nothing made him happy, not that wood shop, not those stupid little ships in the bottle, nothing. Now he's happy! I mean, it's nice, he has a hobby.
Phoebe: Oh, wait, she's walking across the floor.. she's walking.. she's walking.. she's going for the pizza- (Yelling) Hey, that's not for you, bitch! (Phoebe covers her mouth with her hand walks away from the window.)
Ross: (Still yelling) I Know!