words in movies
Rachel: So if you think I didn't say goodbye to you because you don't mean as much to me as everybody else, you're wrong. It's because you mean more to me.
Phoebe: Guess what? You're almost an uncle!
Monica: Chandler, you're panicking!
Joey: Oh, you're not taking her with you tonight?
Ross: Alright, you know what? You're right. I should at least tell her how I feel.
Gunther: I... I know you're leaving tonight, but I just have to tell you. I love you.
Erica: Anyway, I'm gonna go and get some rest. I'm really glad I picked you guys. You're gonna make great parents. Even Chandler.
Joey: Maybe that's okay. You know? Maybe, maybe it is better this way? I mean, now, now you can move on. I mean, you've been trying to for so long, maybe now that you're on different continents.. (Looks at Phoebe) Right?
Phoebe: That's okay. If - if we hit anything, the engine will explode, so you know, it's better if you're thrown from the car.
Rachel: Hah! I found it! I told you I would find it! In your face! You're a different person.
Chandler: You know, I - I think you're set with the poultry.
Joey: Thanks man. Did you hear that, you guys? You're gonna get to stay here! And, and it's good, you know, 'cause, 'cause now you have a reason to come visit.
Phoebe: Okay, you're on.
Rachel: What? What? Ross, you're scaring me. What's going on?
Rachel: (on the answering machine) Ross, hi. It's me. I just got back on the plane. And I just feel awful. That is so not how I wanted things to end with us. It's just that I wasn't expecting to see you, and all of a sudden you're there and saying these things... And... And now I'm just sitting here and thinking of all the stuff I should have said, and I didn't. I mean, I didn't even get to tell you that I love you too. Because of course I do. I love you. I love you. I love you. What am I doing? I love you! Oh, I've gotta see you. I've gotta get off this plane.
ROSS: No no, you're uh, you're my lobster. See um, lobsters, uhh, in the tank when, when they're old, uhh, they get with, uhh, they walk around holding the claws. In the tank, ya know, with, with the holding and. . . Uhh, Phoebs you wanna help me out with the, the whole lobster thing?
Monica: Well, you're not working either.
Chandler: My Catholic friend is right. She's distraught. You're there for her. You pick up the pieces, and then you usher in the age of Ross! (Ross and Chandler look off into the distance. Joey, wondering what they are looking at, looks in the same direction)
RACH: Phoebe, what the hell are you talking about? Other than their names being similar, I'm sorry, I do not see what you're seeing.
ROSS: You're livin' the dream.
Monica: You're going to talk to him! Y'know what? We made a deal, I make your decisions and I say you're going to talk to him.
Joey: (In near tears, realizes she is right) I hate to admit it, but you're probably right. How did you get to be so smart?
Rachel: ..You're, you're 'mah mah mah' what?
Joey: (very satisfied and smiling) That's what I wanted to hear! Because she's family, ok, and now you're gonna be family, and there is nothing more important in the whole world, than family.
MONICA: You are not a freak. You're a guy.
Monica: (chuckles) Hmm, well you're around me all the time and you don't flirt.
Monica: You heard him! "No bigger!" "You're perfect!" "Just don't get any bigger!" Oh my god he sounded just like my high school wrestling coach. You know what? I'm going to have to talk to Chandler.
The Security Guard: Okay lady, you're out of here.
Monica: Well, I don't know... I-It's... just the way you say it... I mean, you're funny... You have that funny thing. You're a funny guy! (Chandler turns to Joey)
The Salesman: Well you, her, I mean, she's very y'know. And you're like y'know.
Rachel: All right. So you're telling me that there is nothing going on between you and Chandler.
Chandler: I'm still on my first. I just think you're nice.
Joey: You're kidding!
Chandler: You're kidding, no!
Guy: Wait. You're right. I know you're right. And, thanks for being so nice. Here (gives her the flowers he bought.)
PHOEBE: I, I don't know what to say. I mean, you know, you're married to someone for six years and you think you know him and then one day says, 'Oh, I'm not gay.'
Joey: You could say: "Hey Kenny, how come you're not Britney Spears?" (looks at Ross matter-of-factly)
MR. HECKLES: You're stomping. It's disturbing my birds.
Phoebe: Mike, you don't know, you don't know what you're doing!
RACH: Yeah! Closure. That's what it is, that's what I need. God, you're brilliant! Why didn't I think of that? How do I get that?
Phoebe: Oh, now you're sad and creepy, oh. You know what, I, I'm sorry I quit, okay, I just quit.
Rachel: She was kinda stupid. You're right. All right, I'm just gonna go on the date. I'm gonna go on the date. That is the new plan.
Rachel: Ok. You decorate dad's office and so now you're a decorator. Okay! I went to the zoo yesterday and now I'm a koala bear.
Dr. Harad: Hi! Phoebe, I'm Dr. Harad, I'm going to be delivering your babies. I want you to know, you're gonna be in good hands. I've been doing this for a long time. I'll be back in a minute to do your internal, in the meantime, just relax because everything here looks great. And also, I love Fonzie. (Exits)
Rachel: (whispering and begging) Please? (Ross makes a "whatever" gesture) YES! Sandy you're hired.
Joey: Oh, you're fine, yeah, for a first job.
INTERVIEWER: You sure they haven't gone bad? You're sure they're not very, very bad?
Frank Jr.: Oh, I think you're right. Oh, wow. Phoebe, I don't think I can give one of them up. I mean, you know, they drive me crazy, but they're my babies.
Mike: You're right. She probably will support me. Hey, unless we move in with you, dad?
Rachel: Because (laughs), because, I just heard it. I heard it, and it's ridiculous! I mean, you're married. You're-you're married and it's just ridiculous, and it's like, it's like when said it, I sort of like, I floated up out of my body, y'know? And, and-and then I heard myself say it and then the floating Rachel (laughs) was like, "You are such an idiot!"
Joey: Oh well, you're timing couldn't be better. I am putting out fires all over the place.
Joey: Thanks, man. And oh, while you're at it, could you get her a card?
Mr. Oberblau: (seeing her) Oh, you're back... (to Ross) this is my wife, Nancy.
Chandler: Oh, so you're divorced?
Phoebe: Oh, hello, kettle? This is Monica. You're black.
ROSS: Ok, sweetheart, I'll call you later tonight. Whoa, whoa, whoa, hey, hey, hey, you're not really gonna go through with this, are you?
Monica: Yeah, you miss alot, when you're moo-ing.
MR. HECKLES: You're doing it again.
Monica: Phoebe! You're sick, you shouldn't play. You should just go home, get in bed, and stay there.
Mike: I get the joke. Sophisticated as it was. Now the thing I wanna say is... maybe we should have talked about this before. Us living together, you're not expecting a proposal, right?
Monica: Wow, so you guys are, you're never gonna be in the same room together? How is that even gonna work?
Roger: Actually it's, it's quite, y'know, typical behaviour when you have this kind of dysfunctional group dynamic. Y'know, this kind of co-dependant, emotionally stunted, sitting in your stupid coffee house with your stupid big cups which, I'm sorry, might as well have nipples on them, and you're like all 'Oh, define me! Define me! Love me, I need love!'.
Ross: You're over me?
Ross: You're right. Yours is worse. You are the king of bad Thanksgivings.
Monica: You're so efficient. I love you!
JOEY: Well knock it off, you're supposed to be my friend.
Phoebe: Wait a minute! So when Emily comes you're just, you're not gonna see Rachel anymore?
Jack: I know what you're thinking Judy, the resemblance is uncanny!
Jay Leno: (on TV) Alright, so now you're doing this whole book tour thing, how is that going?
Rachel: You're right, you're right. I should just tell her the truth.
Joey: You're a lucky man. You know what I miss the most about her? That cute nibbly noise when she eats. Like a happy little squirrel, or a weasel.
Monica: I've got a plan. I've got a plan. I'm going to ram this platter really hard into your ribs. You're gonna scream out and that'll wake her up!
Chandler: You are an amazing wife. (Monica shrugs) No really you're amazing you were actually gonna do this for me, I mean where do you find the strength and understanding over something like that.
Monica: (to Ross) So, I guess you're next. You're ready?
Ross: Good evening, sir. My name is Ross Geller. I'm one of the people who applied for the apartment. And I-I realize that the competition is fierce butI'm sorry. I, I can't help but notice you're naked and (He claps his hands.) I applaud you. Man, I wish I was naked. I mean, this-this looks so great. That is how God intended it.
Joey: I'm serious. You're amazing. You know when to spritz, when to lay back.
Chandler: Not as much fun as last time. Apparently you only get porn if you're giving a sperm sample.
Rachel: Oh no, you're the best.
MONICA: You would not. I can't believe this. I hate this, you're too normal. I can't believe my boyfriend doesn't have a thing. My boyfriend doesn't have a thing.
Phoebe: I dunno, 'cause you're smart, you're funny...
Joey: I can't believe it. When you guys come back, you're gonna have a baby! That is so weird!
Ross: Look you're my wife. We're-we're married. Y'know? I-I love you. I-I really miss you.
Chandler: Really? So, you're gonna stick with this 'it's all for her' thing?
Chandler: Are you aware that you're still talking?
Phoebe: You're right.
Rachel: Okay, well keep in mind that by the time you're done, they'll probably be serving dinner.
Monica: So, you're ready to do this?
INTERVIEWER: Now, I want you to tell me what you're doing while you're doing it.
Joey: Hey, you're back too!
Jason: ...and I know I'll never miss doing it, but I gotta tell you, it's pretty cool knowing that you're making a difference in a kid's life.
ROSS: You're joking, right? You guys just walked through the door.
Ross: (to Joey) It's ok, because they have to get it out of their system, okay (back to Mon and Chan), but you're going to realize, this is the only place, you wanna be.
Phoebe: Yeah, you're right. This is none of our business.
Phoebe: Hi! And you're going into what grade?
Young Ethan: Icky? You're actually gonna throw this away because it's icky?
Joey: Hey, you're back!
Phoebe: But they shouldn't happen, you know what, you're, you're in a terrible, terrible business. Oh God, I don't wanna be the person who makes your face look like that.
RACH: Oh, I know, I'm sorry you guys. You're just gonna have to get used to the fact that I will not be dating Ross.
Janice: Yeah, well, it scares me! I mean I not even divorced yet, Chandler. You know, you just invited me over here for pasta, and all of the sudden you're talking about moving in together. And, and I wasn't even that hungry. You know what, it's getting a little late, and I-I should just, um...(starts to leave)
Chandler: So you're really okay with this?
Chandler: "So how does it feel knowing you're about to die?"
Luisa: You're both gonna have to take this up with the judge.
Emily: You're right.
Chandler: Ok, you're going to have to stop that, forever!
Rachel: Yes of course, absolutely! You're right. I'm sorry.
Joey: Hey, Ross, you're okay with that?
Carol: You're gonna kill me!
Chandler: If you're cooking on the stove, does that mean that your new secret boyfriend is better in bed than Richard?
Phoebe: No, I mean, I mean, when you're at the fifteenth date, y'know, you're already in a very relationshippy place. Y'know, it's... you're committed.
Chandler: Yes, I did. Yes, I did. Because, you're my girlfriend, and that's what girlfriends should, should get.
MONICA: If you're not going then I don't want to go either.
ROSS: Yeah, so if you haven't already had it, chances are you're gonna get it.
Ross: Alright, alright. We're all adults here, there's only one way to resolve this. Since you saw her boobies, I think, uh, you're gonna have to show her your peepee.
Joey: You're smart. I like that.
Chandler: And you're okay with that?