words in movies
Joey: But I counted, you're not supposed to live here! Oh man! (Runs away.)
Monica: (Start annoying hyper-competitive mode now.) (Jumping up) What don't you just calm down Phoebe! All right?! Why dont you just get all your facts before you run around telling everybody that you're the only hot couple!!
Monica: He probably wants you back because you're right for the job.
Phoebe: You're not? Then why did you ask us if we wanted to go?
The Hot Girl: I know. You're the guy who wouldn't chip in for the handyman.
Monica: We are the hottest! Huh? No one is hotter than we are! You're the best.
Chandler: No, you're the best.
Monica: No, you're the best.
Chandler: No, you're the best.
Rachel: Now you're probably going to hire one of the people who did not ah, (She puts her hands on his desk blotter and he moves it. Rachel then doesn't know where to put her hands.) who did, who did not umm, yell at you and storm out, and I think that's a big mistake and here's why. I made a huge fool of myself and I came back, that shows courage. When I thought you wanted sex in exchange for this job, I said no. That shows integrity. And, I was not afraid to stand up for myself and that shows courage. (Suddenly realizes that she said courage twice.) Okay umm, now I know I already said courage, but y'know you gotta have courage. And umm, and finally when I thought you were making sexual advances in the workplace, I said no and I was not litigious. {By the way, litigious means to want to litigate and litigate is to make a lawsuit against. So she didn't want to sue him. Don't worry, I had to look it up too.} So there you go, you got, you got (counts them off with her fingers) courage, you got integrity, you got (Pause) courage again, and not litigious. Look Mr
Joey: You could say: "Hey Kenny, how come you're not Britney Spears?" (looks at Ross matter-of-factly)
MR. HECKLES: You're stomping. It's disturbing my birds.
Phoebe: Mike, you don't know, you don't know what you're doing!
RACH: Yeah! Closure. That's what it is, that's what I need. God, you're brilliant! Why didn't I think of that? How do I get that?
Phoebe: Oh, now you're sad and creepy, oh. You know what, I, I'm sorry I quit, okay, I just quit.
Rachel: She was kinda stupid. You're right. All right, I'm just gonna go on the date. I'm gonna go on the date. That is the new plan.
Rachel: Ok. You decorate dad's office and so now you're a decorator. Okay! I went to the zoo yesterday and now I'm a koala bear.
Dr. Harad: Hi! Phoebe, I'm Dr. Harad, I'm going to be delivering your babies. I want you to know, you're gonna be in good hands. I've been doing this for a long time. I'll be back in a minute to do your internal, in the meantime, just relax because everything here looks great. And also, I love Fonzie. (Exits)
Rachel: (whispering and begging) Please? (Ross makes a "whatever" gesture) YES! Sandy you're hired.
Joey: Oh, you're fine, yeah, for a first job.
INTERVIEWER: You sure they haven't gone bad? You're sure they're not very, very bad?
Mike: You're right. She probably will support me. Hey, unless we move in with you, dad?
Joey: Thanks, man. And oh, while you're at it, could you get her a card?
Rachel: Because (laughs), because, I just heard it. I heard it, and it's ridiculous! I mean, you're married. You're-you're married and it's just ridiculous, and it's like, it's like when said it, I sort of like, I floated up out of my body, y'know? And, and-and then I heard myself say it and then the floating Rachel (laughs) was like, "You are such an idiot!"
Mr. Oberblau: (seeing her) Oh, you're back... (to Ross) this is my wife, Nancy.
Joey: Oh well, you're timing couldn't be better. I am putting out fires all over the place.
Chandler: Oh, so you're divorced?
Phoebe: Oh, hello, kettle? This is Monica. You're black.
ROSS: Ok, sweetheart, I'll call you later tonight. Whoa, whoa, whoa, hey, hey, hey, you're not really gonna go through with this, are you?
Monica: Yeah, you miss alot, when you're moo-ing.
Frank Jr.: Oh, I think you're right. Oh, wow. Phoebe, I don't think I can give one of them up. I mean, you know, they drive me crazy, but they're my babies.
MR. HECKLES: You're doing it again.
Mike: I get the joke. Sophisticated as it was. Now the thing I wanna say is... maybe we should have talked about this before. Us living together, you're not expecting a proposal, right?
Monica: Wow, so you guys are, you're never gonna be in the same room together? How is that even gonna work?
Roger: Actually it's, it's quite, y'know, typical behaviour when you have this kind of dysfunctional group dynamic. Y'know, this kind of co-dependant, emotionally stunted, sitting in your stupid coffee house with your stupid big cups which, I'm sorry, might as well have nipples on them, and you're like all 'Oh, define me! Define me! Love me, I need love!'.
Monica: Phoebe! You're sick, you shouldn't play. You should just go home, get in bed, and stay there.
Ross: You're over me?
Ross: You're right. Yours is worse. You are the king of bad Thanksgivings.
JOEY: Well knock it off, you're supposed to be my friend.
Monica: You're so efficient. I love you!
Phoebe: Wait a minute! So when Emily comes you're just, you're not gonna see Rachel anymore?
Jay Leno: (on TV) Alright, so now you're doing this whole book tour thing, how is that going?
Rachel: You're right, you're right. I should just tell her the truth.
Jack: I know what you're thinking Judy, the resemblance is uncanny!
Joey: I'm serious. You're amazing. You know when to spritz, when to lay back.
Joey: You're a lucky man. You know what I miss the most about her? That cute nibbly noise when she eats. Like a happy little squirrel, or a weasel.
Ross: Good evening, sir. My name is Ross Geller. I'm one of the people who applied for the apartment. And I-I realize that the competition is fierce butI'm sorry. I, I can't help but notice you're naked and (He claps his hands.) I applaud you. Man, I wish I was naked. I mean, this-this looks so great. That is how God intended it.
Chandler: Not as much fun as last time. Apparently you only get porn if you're giving a sperm sample.
Chandler: You are an amazing wife. (Monica shrugs) No really you're amazing you were actually gonna do this for me, I mean where do you find the strength and understanding over something like that.
Monica: (to Ross) So, I guess you're next. You're ready?
Chandler: Are you aware that you're still talking?
Rachel: Oh no, you're the best.
MONICA: You would not. I can't believe this. I hate this, you're too normal. I can't believe my boyfriend doesn't have a thing. My boyfriend doesn't have a thing.
Monica: I've got a plan. I've got a plan. I'm going to ram this platter really hard into your ribs. You're gonna scream out and that'll wake her up!
Monica: So, you're ready to do this?
Joey: I can't believe it. When you guys come back, you're gonna have a baby! That is so weird!
Phoebe: You're right.
Rachel: Okay, well keep in mind that by the time you're done, they'll probably be serving dinner.
Ross: Look you're my wife. We're-we're married. Y'know? I-I love you. I-I really miss you.
Chandler: Really? So, you're gonna stick with this 'it's all for her' thing?
Phoebe: I dunno, 'cause you're smart, you're funny...
INTERVIEWER: Now, I want you to tell me what you're doing while you're doing it.
Phoebe: Yeah, you're right. This is none of our business.
Phoebe: Hi! And you're going into what grade?
Joey: Hey, you're back too!
Young Ethan: Icky? You're actually gonna throw this away because it's icky?
ROSS: You're joking, right? You guys just walked through the door.
Ross: (to Joey) It's ok, because they have to get it out of their system, okay (back to Mon and Chan), but you're going to realize, this is the only place, you wanna be.
Jason: ...and I know I'll never miss doing it, but I gotta tell you, it's pretty cool knowing that you're making a difference in a kid's life.
Joey: Hey, you're back!
Emily: You're right.
Phoebe: But they shouldn't happen, you know what, you're, you're in a terrible, terrible business. Oh God, I don't wanna be the person who makes your face look like that.
Chandler: So you're really okay with this?
Janice: Yeah, well, it scares me! I mean I not even divorced yet, Chandler. You know, you just invited me over here for pasta, and all of the sudden you're talking about moving in together. And, and I wasn't even that hungry. You know what, it's getting a little late, and I-I should just, um...(starts to leave)
RACH: Oh, I know, I'm sorry you guys. You're just gonna have to get used to the fact that I will not be dating Ross.
Chandler: "So how does it feel knowing you're about to die?"
Luisa: You're both gonna have to take this up with the judge.
Phoebe: No, I mean, I mean, when you're at the fifteenth date, y'know, you're already in a very relationshippy place. Y'know, it's... you're committed.
Chandler: If you're cooking on the stove, does that mean that your new secret boyfriend is better in bed than Richard?
Joey: Hey, Ross, you're okay with that?
Carol: You're gonna kill me!
Rachel: Yes of course, absolutely! You're right. I'm sorry.
MONICA: If you're not going then I don't want to go either.
Chandler: Ok, you're going to have to stop that, forever!
Joey: You're smart. I like that.
Monica: I think you're my favorite.
Joey: You're driving me crazy with that!
Joey: Alright alright. You're a monkey. You're loose in the city. Where do you go?
Phoebe: Y'know, it's even worse when you're twins.
ROSS: Yeah, so if you haven't already had it, chances are you're gonna get it.
Chandler: And you're okay with that?
Monica: Oh, you're kidding.
Monica: That is the unusual activity. Look, they just wanna see if you're okay.
CHANDLER: It's not that hard to learn. And as for people realizing you have no idea what you're doing, hey, you're an actor. Act like a processor, people will think you're a processor.
Ross: Alright, alright. We're all adults here, there's only one way to resolve this. Since you saw her boobies, I think, uh, you're gonna have to show her your peepee.
Chandler: Yes, I did. Yes, I did. Because, you're my girlfriend, and that's what girlfriends should, should get.
Phoebe: Alright, wait, so what you're saying is that the chef is at the Hamilton Club, but the food is not and the drinks are there, but the bartender is not? Are you, are you FREAKING KIDDING ME!?
Joey: Ohh, you're upset because you think I chose Ross over you! No! I knew you could take care of yourself. Y'know, I mean Ross, he need help. He's not street like us!
PHOE: How come you're watching a rabbi play electric guitar?
Joey: (goes over to Ben) Hi Ben! So you wanna be an actor huh? I gotta tell ya, it's no picnic. There's tons of rejection. No stability. One day you're Dr. Drake Remoray, the next day you're eating ketchup right out of the bottle.
Joey: (sees Monica) Fire trucks! (Chandlers eyes double in size and he turns to Monica who doesn't understand what's happening. Then he turns back to Joey, who says "you're welcome" without a sound)
Rachel: All right, so... Ross, you're ok with all this? I mean...
Joey: Who cares? You're Rachel! (To Chandler) Who's Kip?
Rachel: whhh wait, you're gonna leave my party to take care of a box of rats?
Monica: Okay, now you're even cuter!!
All: No. No, you're not a loser.
Jill: My God, you're choking! (she runs over and gives him the Heimlich, the gum flies from his mouth) That better?
Monica: Chandler, you're an only child, right? You don't have any of this.
CHANDLER: Yeah, and someday when you're ready, you'll make it past the hedges.
Rachel: Oh, you're gonna love this cake. I got it from a bakery in New Jersey, Corino’s.