words in movies
Joey: But I counted, you're not supposed to live here! Oh man! (Runs away.)
Monica: (Start annoying hyper-competitive mode now.) (Jumping up) What don't you just calm down Phoebe! All right?! Why dont you just get all your facts before you run around telling everybody that you're the only hot couple!!
Monica: He probably wants you back because you're right for the job.
Phoebe: You're not? Then why did you ask us if we wanted to go?
The Hot Girl: I know. You're the guy who wouldn't chip in for the handyman.
Monica: We are the hottest! Huh? No one is hotter than we are! You're the best.
Chandler: No, you're the best.
Monica: No, you're the best.
Chandler: No, you're the best.
Rachel: Now you're probably going to hire one of the people who did not ah, (She puts her hands on his desk blotter and he moves it. Rachel then doesn't know where to put her hands.) who did, who did not umm, yell at you and storm out, and I think that's a big mistake and here's why. I made a huge fool of myself and I came back, that shows courage. When I thought you wanted sex in exchange for this job, I said no. That shows integrity. And, I was not afraid to stand up for myself and that shows courage. (Suddenly realizes that she said courage twice.) Okay umm, now I know I already said courage, but y'know you gotta have courage. And umm, and finally when I thought you were making sexual advances in the workplace, I said no and I was not litigious. {By the way, litigious means to want to litigate and litigate is to make a lawsuit against. So she didn't want to sue him. Don't worry, I had to look it up too.} So there you go, you got, you got (counts them off with her fingers) courage, you got integrity, you got (Pause) courage again, and not litigious. Look Mr
Chandler: You guys haven't actually met before, but, boy! You're both polite! (pause) Go to have a seat Zack, and I'll get you a beer.
Phoebe: Oh, well that's ok. I think you and I will do much better if you're just... here as a bridesmaid.
Charlie: It's great. You're gonna be the hit of the conference.
Rachel: Phoebe, you're on.
Amy: So you're going to give me the baby?
Monica: You're a pig. And you can't do this.
Joey: All right, All right, let's just get this out in the open okay? You're hot. I'm lovable. Clearly there's a vibe going on between us. But, we're roommates and it's a huge mistake for us to continue down this road.
JADE: Hi, it's me. Listen, Bob. I'm probably way out of line here. I mean, It has been 3 years, and you're probably seeing someone else now, but if we could just have one night together, just for old time's sake, one hot, steamy, wild night...
Monica: Honey, you know I think you're hilarious! Come on, you know that joke you told me last week? The one about Jerry Lewis and the girl with the lazy eye...? (he laughs) That slayed me.
Monica: Oh, you're welcome for the party. I'm glad you're having a good time.
Charity guy: Are you here to take more money? Because, I think what you're looking for is an ATM.
Ross: Look, Rachel, this is poker. I play to win, alright? In order for me to win, other people have to lose. So if you're gonna play poker with me, don't expect me to be a 'nice guy,' OK? Cause once those cards are dealt... (claps hands three times)
RACHEL: Ya know, in crazy world, that means you're married.
Rachel: You're twins?
Chandler: You're right, by saying "nice" I'm virtually licking her.
Ross: (skeptic) So you're just like a... guy who's a nanny?
JADE: Hello, I'm looking for Bob. This is Jane. I don't know if you're still at this number, but I was just thinking about us, and how great it was, and, well, I know it's been three years, but, I was kinda hoping we could hook up again. I barely had t he nerve to make this call, so you know what I did?
Monica: (shocked) You're not gonna be here New Year's Eve??
Chandler: You're kidding.
RACHEL: Ross, Ross, please listen to me. Ross, you are so much better for me than Paolo ever was. I mean you care about me, you're loving, you make me laugh.
Joey: Good, and hey! My treat. (He turns to go into his bedroom then stops.) But that's only because you're not eating anything, right?
RICHARD: You're gonna do what to my clocks.
Ross: But I'm not! (pause). You know what if you're in the mood for Thai food...
Ross: Monica? You're Mom.
Phoebe: And... moment's over! (Rachel, Joey and Chandler all turn and look disapprovingly towards Monica but she just shrugs it off) So, ok, uh, I can forget that. I can forget that and uhm... (she's flipping cards skipping half of them) Oh this is funny! Oh, but you need to know that to... that, to... Oh, ok, well, uhm, I (Monica is miming CUT). Ok, ok, I, ok, I.... MONICA I CAN'T DO IT LIKE THIS! THIS IS MY WEDDING! OKAY, I DON'T WANT THIS (she mimes Monica's when she was twirling her hands) OR THIS (she taps her watch) OR THIS (she mimes CUT) OK? I JUST WANTED A SIMPLE WEDDING! WHERE MY FIANCEE CAN GO TO THE BATHROOM ANYTIME HE WANTS! (pause) You know what? You're done.
Chandler: You're definitely scaring here.
ROSS: Even though you do do a good Bob impression, I'm thinkin' when she sees you tomorow, she's probably gonna realize, "hey, you're not Bob."
Chandler: Wait! I just want you to know that... I'm so happy you're going to be here.
Donny: O-kay... Henrietta, you didn't get all the points you needed, so that means Gene, you are going to the winners circle to try for ten thousand dollars! (Gene is clapping his hands looking very happy and so is Joey) And you're gonna be going there with Joey Tribbiani (Both of their smiles fade away instantly)
Phoebe: (sees Rachel's face) What? Did you go to a costume party? Let me guess umm Pancho Vila? (Points at Rachel) and you're Bob Saget. (An old lady has sat down at the slot machine Phoebe was just at.)
Phoebe: (as Ursula) You know... (unconsciously putting a hand on his knee) You're gonna be really, really hard to get over.
Ross: You're wrong.
Ross: You're wrong.
Monica: Phoebe, you're gonna be with your grandma?
Monica: So you're free Thursday, then.
Monica: You're from Yonkers! Your last name is Buffo-Martisis!
Monica: Right! .. but we "know" what you're wishing for!
Chandler: Yes! (Rachel walks towards door) You're never gonna make it!
Joey: You're right, you're right, I'll get back to work.
JOEY: So, you're not mad at me for getting fired and everything?
Fake Monica: There's nothing to wonder about, Monica. You're gonna go back to being exactly who you were, because that's who you are.
Fake Monica: Well, you're Pennsylvania Dutch, right?
Phoebe: So-so you're really not going?
Ross: You're gonna be an aunt.
Rachel: When you're sick, you do whatever you can to make yourself feel better! (she closes her robe)
Teacher: You in the back, you're getting it all wrong!
Ross: You're good.
PHOE: You're right, you're right. Ah, you are so yumm. [they hug]
Rachel: Oh, are you sure you're ok?
CHANDLER: [walks over to the woman] I know what you're thinking, Dave Thomas, founder of Wendy's.
Ross: You're kidding.
Monica: Oh! You're awake!
Phoebe: You're welcome.
Joey: You can't have S-E-X, when you're taking care of the B-A-B-I-E!
RUSS: You're jealous because I'm a real doctor.
Chandler: You're watching a football game at a funeral?
Joey: Yeah, well don't get me wrong, you're a better agent than she is, but at least with her I don't want to blow my pretty dumb brains out.
Monica: Oh, you're right.
Rachel: Oh Ross, you're so great!
Phoebe: You're not? See, that's why you're so great!
Monica: Oh, wow, can you believe you're like three weeks away?
Joey: (to Charlie) Ok, you're gonna come back with some very classy clothes... (aside to Rachel)... and some slutty lingerie, SLUTTY!
Monica: You're welcome.
PHOEBE: You're not the only one who has a date tonight.
David: Uh, Phoebe, uh... (Chandler hits his own head) you're an amazing woman, and the time we spent apart was, was unbearable. Of course the sanitation strikes in Minsk didn't help!
Chandler: You're okay there?
Joey: You're in!
Rachel: What? What? Ross, you're scaring me. What's going on?
RACHEL: Ok, ok, so you're not a fan, but I mean, come on, you cannot do this to her.
Tom: Hi, you're Chandler Bing, right? I'm Tom Gordon, I was in your class.
Luisa: Oh my God, you are! And you're Rachel Green!
JOEY: I'm fine with it, I mean, if you're OK watching a video filled with two nippled people. [Chandler puts the tape in]
Joey: You're not going to believe this!
Chandler: Mrs. Tedlock. You're looking lovely today. And may I say, that is a very flattering sleeve length on you.
Phoebe: Ross, if you're this upset, you should go and talk to her.
Salesman: Hello, Sir. You're here to return those pants?
Monica: Uh, look, Larry honey, umm, I wrote the book on Section 5 and I know that you don't have to wear your hat unless you're in the kitchen.
Kim: Forget it Rachel! We're both so proud of how well you're doing. I'm not gonna let you blow it. In fact, if I catch you with a cigarette, you're fired. So go on, get out of here! Go on, I don't want you breathing this stuff! Go on!
All: You're kidding. Oh my God.
Joey: What's a matter Ross? What you're nervous about your speech?
Chandler: (To the nurse at the nurses' station) My specimen is in the room and I just want to thank whoever knocked on the door while I was in there. Really helped speed the process along! (walks towards the common area and sees Janice is still there) Janice! You're not... gone?
Joey: Got it! (Goes towards the front door and stands with his back to it) Hey hey hey! (to Chandler) Where do you think you're going?
Woman: Yeah, well, now you're kinda not.
JOEY: [to Ross] You're getting a cat?
Frank Sr.: Phoebe, I-I-I-umm, (Sits down next to her and brushes against her leg.) Oops. (He backs up.) I just, I-I-I-I dont, I dont know what to say. I just can't believe that you're my daughter, you're so pretty.
Chandler: Oh no thats okay, you're totally right. I don't know anything about disciplining a child. But it did hurt my feelings and I want you to know that when I die, you don't get Joey.
Rachel: Oh... you're not gonna do a magic trick, are ya?
Katie: You were so funny with that waiter! You're such a nut! (She slaps her thighs, Joey jerks, and spills some of his coffee.)
Rachel: Ross, those things go like 40 miles an hour! Ok? When you're... and there is that moment when you are at the top, when you just don't know if you're gonna return back to earth!
Ross: Look, I just think you're an adult, okay? And you should get over your silly fears.
Ross: Because you're a kook! Instead you wait until they send you a notice.
JOEY: No, but if you're willing to cook naked, then you might be willing to dance naked. And then... [rubs his fingers together]
Ross: You are, you're welling up.
Monica: You're kidding! Where? Where?
Chandler: Oh well you're the best. You come here to me.
CHANDLER: Alright, I hope you realize you're not getting these underpants back.
Joey: And about this Nancy thing... If you're not sleeping with her, should I?
Joey: Well, I've never been through the tunnel myself, 'cause as I understand it, you're not allowed to go through with more than one girl in the car, right. But, it seems to me it's pretty much like anything else, you know, face your fear. It have a fear of heights, you go to the top of the building! If you're afraid of bugs.....get a bug. Right. In this case, you have a fear of commitment, so I say you go in there and be the most committed guy there ever was.
Rachel: Just tell Joey that you watched the tape and you liked it, but your bosses didn't. Then that way, you're the good guy and they're the bad guys.
JOEY: Ya know, one of these times you're gonna really be naked and we're not gonna come over.