words in movies
Chandler: I am trying to open your eyes, my man! Don't you see, if you lived with Phoebe she's always gonna be there. You're gonna get home, she's there. You go to bed, she's there. You wake up and oh yes, she's there!
Chandler: Were you're parents happy, or something?
Chandler: (pause) Yeah, you're right about that.
Gary: Because if you're not moving forward, y'know you're just moving backwards.
Phoebe: No that's not true. If you're not moving forward, you're just staying still. And staying still is good. Watch this. (She stays still for a brief second.)
Phoebe: Well, you're not more excited than I am! No way! I'm the most excited!
Monica: So you're moving in with him. What happened?
Rachel: Well, I do, but you're just gonna have to actually look at this as more of an investment than a cat.
Rachel: (makes some unintelligible sound to stop her from leaving) Obviously you know how to haggle, so I'm not gonna try and take you on. Okay? So $800 and I don't call the cops because you're robbing me blind! Blind! (Covers her eyes) Just take cat, leave the money, and run away! Run away! (Uncovers her eyes and sees that the woman has fled) Damnit! (To the cat) Cat, can't you at least smile or something?! (The cat hisses at her again, it sounds like Rachel) Okay, did anybody just hear that? Anybody?
Phoebe: (entering) Oh good, you're all up.
Monica: Joey, now that you're okay with the house, do you wanna go see your room?
Chandler: And you're gonna make them all disappear.
ROSS: Well I'm sorry, I think about stuff. Ya know, I mean, you're at work, you're assembling bones, your mind wanders.
Monica: I know what you mean. You're like a sister to me too.
Monica: Do you umm, you really think the best reason to get married is because you're sorry?
MONICA: Wow, for a guy who's recently lost his job, you're in an awfully good mood.
Rachel: Ok, I, I hear what you're sayin'. I'm with you. Um, but I, but I'm trying really hard. And I think I'm doing better. I really do. Does anybody need coffee? (everyone in the place raises their hand) Oh, look at that.
Rachel: Okay Monica, what are you doing? You're gonna lose your job! This is not you!
Susan: You know what your problem is? You're threatened by me.
Phoebe: Ohh! So you're 5639?!
Monica: You know, they're not actually supposed to have... (Ross looks at her sheepishly) I'll work on the lumps. Joey, you're going home, right?
The Teacher: If you're talking about feminism, I think you're right.
ROSS: No. You're just gonna have to accept the fact that you're just friends now, OK, you're not... rommmates anymore.
Monica: Oh God, stop with the plan! So what, so what you saw him with a girl? Who cares?! That doesn't mean anything! Now look, you're going to go out on a date with Danny and you're going to be so charming he's gonna forget all about that stupid subway girl.
Phoebe: Why? Just 'cause you're too lazy to get up off your touchie?
Kathy: You're kidding! Oh, I love him.
Katie: You're so sweet! (Punches Rachel yet again.)
Chandler: You're not even giving them a chance!
Phoebe: No, but you're questioning my method!
CHANDLER: (to taxi driver) Just practicing. You're good. Carry on.
Chandler: I don't get it neither, I mean you're obviously desperate, you're asking women how they want to be killed
Phoebe: Oh, great. Great. You're doing great, you know real strong. Going strong. Keep going.
RTST: It's like I'm lookin' in a mirror. Anyway, they're called "fishtachios". They taste exactly like pistachios, but they're made primarily of reconstituted fish bits. Here, try one. You're not allergic to anything, are you?
Ross: (half amused) Wait, wait, (looks around a little) You're mad at me about last night? I was just trying to do the right thing.
Ross: You're nose is bleeding!
Joey: You know, on the one hand you're happy for them, but on the other hand it's hard to let go.
ROSS: Ok, then you're gonna have to understand that you're with a guy who's not gonna stop planning his future with you because he knows that we're gonna end up together and if that scares you, tough, 'cause you're gonna have to deal with that.
Chandler: Oh, uh, yeah... I just knew that sometimes when you're writing, you... you don't always know the exact time.
Chandler: Nothing! I said, I said "You're so great" and then I just, I just stopped talking!
Chandler: Hey Rach, now that you're working at Ralph Lauren, can you bring me back some of those polo shirts?
Phoebe: So weird, you think he's so gross and you're willing to eat his crackers. (Mike throws out everything in his mouth)
TATTOO ARTIST: Alright, blonde girl, you're in room two, not so blonde girl, you're with me.
MONICA: Nothin', nothin', hey you're a cheapasaurus. I'm kidding, I'm kidding, thank you, I'm very greatful.
JOEY: "Heckles, you crack me up in science class. You're the funniest kid in school.
Joey: Hey, you're not Kip!
PHOEBE: OK, so what, you're just never gonna see him again?
Monica: Hey! Oh, I'm so glad you're home, I thought tonight we could finally organize these photos!
Precious: Screw you, Mike. You're a coward and a bastard, and I hope you rot in hell.
Janine: Well, I don't think there is anything to do. I mean I think you're really sweet, but I'm just not interested in you like that.
Phoebe: (sarcastic) Ah, yeah, he's so adorable, God, he's just so much fun, Joey is the best, I'm glad you're having so much fun here. (She turns around, about to leave)
Ross: Oh, thanks. Oh, you're the best. (They hug.)
Chandler: No, you're the best.
Joey: I mean if-if you're thinking it's a woman's bag, it's not. It's a man's bag!
Phoebe: I had to bring them! We killed their mother, they're our responsibility now. You know, they require constant care. You should know that, Rachel, you're a mother.
MICH: Oy. Look, I've been through a divorce, trust me you're gonna be fine. You just can't see it now because you haven't had any closure.
PHOEBE: But Joey, you're gonna be fine. You don't need that show, it was just a dumb soap opera.
SUSIE: Well um, why don't you call me in 20 years and tell me if you're still upset about this. [she leaves with his clothes]
Monica: Oh, is that so? Ok. If that's really what you want, then here... I give you the headset. Well, I don't really want to give you the headset. Well I guess if you're taking over, you should probably return these messages. (hands her a stack of papers with messages and calls to return)
Monica: And you're not gonna do that.
PHOEBE: (singing/screaming) You're all invited to bite me!
Larry: Oh, so you're saying you'd choose convenience over health?!
Chandler: Well maybe you're going about this the wrong way. You know I mean think about it. Single white male, divorced three times,two illegitimate children. The personal ad writes itself....
Stanley: I don't know. A week? Maybe two? The money will turn up! People will always wanna invest in movies! Hey, you're not rich are ya?
Phoebe: Yeah, ok. I guess you're right. Allright, so we should just give them away. But to nice families, with children, and reduced fat wheat thins. They're Bob's favorites.
Monica: Hey, Rach, you're leaving tomorrow, shouldn't you be packing?
Monica: Oh my God! You're water broke!
Joey: You're not gonna like it.
Monica: Well sure! I'm just wearing sweats! (Looking at Chandler and slowly realizing what his point is.) But that's good that you're not in love with me, because you just want a girlfriend!
MONICA: I can't believe you're dressing up for him. I mean, you're just, you're setting yourself up all over again.
Phoebe: There you go. Okay, do you think you're gonna be okay?
Mary Ellen: Wow, you're a lot nicer on 'Days of Our Lives'.
Monica: Y'know what? After you're with this woman for like ten minutes, you forget all that. I mean, she is this astounding person, with this, with this amazing spirit.
Monica: No-no-no, that's a video-phone. But hey guys you're not supposed to be here, so please, do not touch anything.
MONICA: Tonight you're supposed to waitress for me, my catering thing, any of those words trigger anything for you?
Monica: Oh, But you're finally doing something that you love! I can't ask you to give that up. Though it'd be nice if the thing that you love was y'know... finding gold.
Amanda: (In a fake British accent) It's so nice to see you! Both of you! Look at me. Look how young I look! (gives her coat to Monica as well) Oh gosh! We have so much to catch up on! But first things first: touch my abs (at which point she grabs both Phoebe and Monica's hands and places them both on her stomach) I don't exercise at all! (she pulls them down to sit.) Oh gosh, so Monica, you're married!
Sleepy girl, sleepy girl. Why won't you go to sleep? Sleepy girl, sleepy girl. You're, you're, you're keeping me uppp! (Yeah, that's to the tune of Smelly Cat.)
Phoebe: You're sure? You're absolutely sure?
Chandler: You're not supposed to take that. Besides, it's a New Testament, what are you gonna do with it?
Monica: Yeah. Rach, are you thinking you're gonna make it to Vail?
Rachel: You're right, I'm sorry. Thank you. Okay, that's what I'm gonna do.
Rachel: Rachel Green is very happy you're in her room!
PHOEBE: Does it matter? You're ultimately just gonna die or get divorced or have to blow your pets head off.
MONICA: You're meeting Richard?
Phoebe: Oh, you're a paleonthologist, too! (pause) Oh, ok, now, what do you think of Ranion's new theory of species' variegation in segmented arthopods?
Ross: You're on!
Joey: Hey-hey! Stanley! Hey-hey! You're leading man is here! Let's get to work.
Phoebe: Yeah well, in America you're just an "ass".
Ross: (on the phone) Goodnight sweetheart! I love you. And remember, you're daddy's little girl... (covering the phone, to Rachel) Phoebe's totally ruined that for me... (he passes the receiver to Rachel)
Ross: You're sure? Nobody uh, handed out uh, mints or anything?
JOEY: Uh, listen Phoebs, I know you're not goin' in there but do you think it'd be alright if I went in and used his bathroom? Oh, that's fine, never mind. Cool, snow, kinda like a blank canvas.
Ross: (to the kid) Oh yeah? Well, I'm rubber, you're glue, whatever(to Chandler)can't do it. (to the kid) Listen, uh- gimme back my puck.
Receptionist: (holds up her handshe is on the phone) It says to call this number if you're not completely satisfied with this candy bar. Well, I'm not completely satisfied.
Joey: You're one to talk. (Puts the mushrooms in a saucepan)
Monica: Okay. That's okay. I-I know that you're very upset right now. I know, I know that wasn't about me.
Ross: Noo! No, not cuddlily, not me, just her. I'm like you, I need the room. Okay, come here. (they sit on the couch and Ross puts his hands on Chandler's shoulder and thigh.) Okay, you're in bed...
Chandler: Y'know, I don't know why you're so embarrassed, they were very nice boobies.
Rachel: Hi! Ok, you're ready to go pick up Phoebe and go shopping?
Phoebe: Well, how could it not be breezy, no, 'cause, you're, you're in such a breezy place.
Mrs. Geller: You're right. We'll go with the burgundy.
Ross: Emily that's ridiculous. Look, I'm-I'm moving for you, I'm cutting friends out of my life for you. Please, just get on the plane and come to New York. Okay, you'll see you're the only person I want to be with.
Chandler: You're right, I'm sorry. (Burst into song and dances out of the door.) "Once I was a wooden boy, a little wooden boy..."
Chandler: You kidding? You're the most beautiful woman in most rooms... (She jumps up and kisses him.) (Breaking the kiss.) Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! What's going on? You and I just made out! You and I are making out?
JOEY: Well, see when you're acting you need to think about stuff like that. My character, Joseph the processor guy, has two little girls, Ashley and Brittany. Ashley copies everything Brittany does.
Monica: Because I know that you think the lottery is "boohaki" but we're all here and gonna watch the numbers and have fun. And you're my brother, and I want you to be a part of this.
Ross: You know what it's fine. If you're okay with the Barbi thing, so am I.
Rachel: Now you're probably going to hire one of the people who did not ah, (She puts her hands on his desk blotter and he moves it. Rachel then doesn't know where to put her hands.) who did, who did not umm, yell at you and storm out, and I think that's a big mistake and here's why. I made a huge fool of myself and I came back, that shows courage. When I thought you wanted sex in exchange for this job, I said no. That shows integrity. And, I was not afraid to stand up for myself and that shows courage. (Suddenly realizes that she said courage twice.) Okay umm, now I know I already said courage, but y'know you gotta have courage. And umm, and finally when I thought you were making sexual advances in the workplace, I said no and I was not litigious. {By the way, litigious means to want to litigate and litigate is to make a lawsuit against. So she didn't want to sue him. Don't worry, I had to look it up too.} So there you go, you got, you got (counts them off with her fingers) courage, you got integrity, you got (Pause) courage again, and not litigious. Look Mr
Stanley: Eh, worth a shot. (Gets into his car.) Look Joey, let me know where you're staying, okay? (The car peels away.)
ROSS: You know, I might have expected this of you Phoebe, but Ryan, you're a military man.
Phoebe: Oh, you're no ordinary roommate are you?