words in movies
JOEY: Hey.� How come you're answering your own phone?� Where's your crazy assistant?
CHANDLER: I know.� You're right.� I want to see you too.� I've just got to figure out a way to tell Joey, you know?� He's really looking forward to this.
MIKE:� So, you're a paleontologist, right?
MONICA: Chandler, you have to tell Joey that you're not in Tulsa.
CHANDLER: Don't you think it's better for him to think that you're cheating on me, than for him to think that I'm cheating on him?� (Monica tips her head slightly as if asking "Did you hear yourself?")� I heard it.
KEVIN: All right. It's no big deal. BILL: So, she has a boyfriend. What is your situation? RACHEL: Oh, well, it's complicated. I don't actually have a boyfriend.� But um. . . BILL: Then, can I have your number? RACHEL: (pause) I'm sorry, no. BILL: Okay. (They start to walk away.) RACHEL: Oh sure.� (She pulls a business card from her purse and writes on it.) PHOEBE: (Reading the card.) Oh my God, you're giving your real number. BILL: Okay, thanks. I'll give you a call later tonight. RACHEL: Great. BILL: Bye PHOEBE: Bye. (The guys leave.) Wow. So, that's great. You, Bill, Ross, and Emma are going to be so happy together. What were you thinking?
PHOEBE: Really?� You're moving on from Ross?
CHANDLER: (pause) Well, you're forgetting about the time difference.
MONICA: (gasp) Chandler!� You're home!
CHANDLER: That's right.� You're husband's home.� So, now the sex can stop.
CHANDLER: Joey said that you're in here with another man.
CHANDLER: Really?� You're gonna be okay?
CHANDLER: You're gonna put on sweats and clean, aren't you?
CHANDLER: Hey, listen.� I'm never going to lie to you again, okay?� And I want you to know that nobody thinks you're stupid.
MIKE: I'm so glad you're back.� (He hugs Phoebe.)
RICHARD: But you're not.
Ross: This is my son having lunch, ok? It's gonna happen a lot, so you'd better get used to it. Now if you have any problem with it, if you're uncomfortable, just ask questions. Carol's fine with it, now come on.
Joey: I gotta tell you. You're the best in the business.
ROSS: Wha... you're uh, you're, you're over me?
Ronni: Thanks. You're, uh, you're a good kid.
Chandler: You're in my seat.
Joey: (long pause and he twitches a bit) You're a pain in my ass, Geller!
Monica: No, Ross, we do not hate Emily. We-we just, we just think that you're having to sacrifice a whole lot to make her happy.
Monica: Well, it doesn't really matter ... you're both wishing for the same thing, right?
Chandler: Huh! So that's what I would look like if I worked out... and was being serviced by a policeman. You're not actually going to send these out are ya?
Ross: You're my friend. I-I had to tell you.
Monica: You're gonna what?
Monica: Phoebe, that's how it starts. I don't need to eat the cake, I'll just smell the icing... why don't I just eat a little sliver, or, okay, just a slice or two. And next thing you know, you're 210 pounds and you get wedged in going down the tunnel slide. Phoebe, honey, I know this is hard. Look, if you talk to him, you're going to wanna see him. And if you see him, you're going to want to get back together with him. I know that's not what you want. (pause) Give me your phone.
Chandler: You know, I - I think you're set with the poultry.
MONICA: You're an opthamologist.
MONICA: Oh my God, you're a freak.
Phoebe: Yes, but I wanted you to want to live with me, but okay, if you're having so much fun over here
Rachel: Well, you're not totally paranoid.
Chandler: And yet you're surprisingly upbeat.
Mike: Well, hey, at least you're getting a proper wedding. I mean, you really deserve that.
RICHARD: You're strict.
Rachel: Oh! Emma, that's right! You're that many!
Ross: I thought I heard voices! Hi Charlie! (Kisses her.) Hi Joey. (Hugs him.) And.. Oh! You're gonna have to introduce me to your new girlfriend. (Laughs.) I'm just kidding, I know Rachel, I know. (He squeezes her hand.) Come, please come in. Come in.
Chandler: (pretending not to sense the tone) Oooh! I hope you're happy too, honey!
RACH: Oh, you're not having fun, are you?
Monica: So you're moving in with him. What happened?
Monica: Wait, Joey! Joey! That doesnt mean that-that you're in love with me!
Phoebe: Well, I didn't get embarrassed running next to Miss (panting). But no, okay. No, no, I can see why running with me would be embarrassing to you. Yeah, okay. You're uptight.
Chandler: (angry) Funniest guy she's ever met! (to the door) I'm funny, right...? What do you know, you're a door... You just like knock-knock jokes... (laughs about himself, but then gets determined again) Save it for inside! (he enters)
Rachel: Wait, wait, Chandler, this is what you're havin' for Thanksgiving dinner? What, what, what is it with you and this holiday?
Monica: Oh, you're breaking up with Tony?
MONICA: You can't be a lawyer. You're eight.
Monica: Well, of course I do. What's not to like! I'll take her in a minute! But, you know, I think that you're giving up too easy, honey. I think that you need to fight for her!
Chandler: You're flingin'-flangin' right I am!
Joey: Dude, dude! I think you're losing it.
Roger: You're so funny! He's really funny! I wouldn't wanna be there when when the laughter stops.
Ross: Joey! You're in charge, ok? You make sure nobody leaves! (leaves)
RUSS: Um-hum, you're jealous.
Phoebe: I think it's just y'know that I haven't been with a guy in so long and how sometimes you're looking for something and you just dont even see that it's right there in front of you sipping coffeeOh no, have I said to much? Well it's just something to think about. I know I will.
Julie: Oh, you're busy, that's ok, I'll get it. Anybody else want one?
Phoebe: Hmm, okay, total abandonment. Okay, reasons for abandonment, A. Top secret government work, B. Amnesia, or C. Or you're just a selfish, irresponsible bad, bad man?
Rachel: Oh, Joey, it's so great to be back here. I gotta tell you, you're making it so easy on me and Emma.
Phoebe: Wow, ooh, you're gonna be making money hand over fist!
Chandler: Then you're gonna have to watch it for me.
EDDIE: No. See now I don't think you're being fair. I mean one night you see me and you get scared, I mean, what about all the other nights when you don't see me, huh? What about last night when you went and got a drink of water and I was nice enough to hide behind the door, what's that about, huh?
Joey: No idea! But the guy I said it to dies in the next scene so I guess it means "you're gonna get eaten by a bear".
Ross: Are you're hands still wet?
Ross: I am speachless... I mean the fact that you would put my happiness first like that. I mean, you're an incredible friend, you know that?
Phoebe: Well, personally I think it's great you're giving yourself a break.
Rachel: Okay, okay, I checked. We have: Earl Grey, English Breakfast, Cinnamon Stick, Camomile, Mint Medley, Blackberry, and.. oh, wait, there's one more, um.. Lemon Soother. You're not the guy that asked for the tea, are you? (Guy shakes his head) Okay.
Joey: All right. Hey Rach, while you're in there, throw something on Alicia Mae.
Rachel: yeah your both so slutty you don't even remember who you've slept with, you're made for each other.
ROB: I don't know anything about music, but I think you're really, really great.
Ross: What do you think you're gonna do, have sex with her right here on my couch?
Monica: Welcome to the real world! It sucks. You're gonna love it!
Chandler: Good, God's speed, good people! (he starts to close the door, turns around and sees Wendy) You're not gonna go?
Joey: Yeah! Well, well really it's three. Please. You're so good at it. I love you.
MONICA: You have got to get over this. You're not gonna end up alone.
ERICA: Ohh, and I see you're having a little party too. Is she here, huh, huh?
The Hot Girl: I know. You're the guy who wouldn't chip in for the handyman.
Ross: Yes, but also (Pauses to let Ben answer, but he doesnt.) Hanukkah! See, you're part Jewish, and-and Hanukkah is a Jewish holiday.
Joey: Not a problem. And listen, hey! Since you're gonna be here for a while, why don'tI was thinking we uh, put your name on the answering machine.
Joey: Wha...? You're gonna go now? I thought we could hang out?
Chandler: Well, maybe it's because of the way you're dressed.
Chandler: Well, why don't you send her a musical bug, op, no you already did that. All right look, you're going to have to go there yourself now, okay, make a few surprise visits.
RACHEL: God I know, you're right.
Phoebe: Well I don't think it's very nice of you to park here, y'know you're blocking the entrance.
Joey: Yeah, you're gonna go up to her and say, "Here's your egg back, I'm returning your egg."
MONICA: Chandler, you're not gonna die alone.
Monica: (on phone) Uh, Michelle. Yeah, that was me, I-I dialed your number by mistake. (listens) Oh, you're so sweet. Yeah, we were a great couple. I know I really miss him. Well, you know how it is, it's that....
Monica: Y'know what? Y'know when I said that I want you to deal with this relationship stuff all on your own? Well, you're not ready for that.
Fireman No. 1: You're our third call tonight.
PHOEBE: All right, stop it, you're freaking me out.
TV DOCTOR: You're the only one who can save her Drake.
Rachel: You're hurt!
Phoebe: Oh, you're not a dingus.
Joey: So? Bring the dog back, you're a hero.
Monica: (on phone) Michelle, I only beeped in so I could hear my message. I mean that's allowed. Yeah-huh! I mean look, yeah, you know what I would really appreciate it if you didn't tell your Dad about. What do you mean, you're not comfortable with this? Come on we're friends!! (Michelle hangs up) That bitch always hated me. I'm calling her back.
Erica: Anyway, I'm gonna go and get some rest. I'm really glad I picked you guys. You're gonna make great parents. Even Chandler.
RICHARD: Hey, you're gettin' better. I'm gonna keep this by the way.
Joey: So you're really doing this, huh?
Phoebe: (To Chandler) You're kinda stepping on the song. (She gets ready to play but is stopped by )
SUSIE: It's nice to see you're not still wearing that denim cap with all the little mirrors on it.
Rachel: (Looks at him) You're so pretty.
PHOEBE: I know you're just moving uptown but I'm really gonna miss you.
Rachel: Oooh, honey, you're not a total loser.
Joey: Please, c'mon, you're the smartest person I know and I really like this girl, ok, I don't wanna lose her.
Chandler: You're right, I know.
JOEY: Uhhh, I don't think you're gonna like this.
Phoebe: Oh Chandler! Thank God you're alive. Monica, can I talk to you outside for a minute?
PHOE: OK honey, you're dating Ross.
Monica: Nah, while you're at Ross's if you see any lying around
Mr. Tribbiani: Then y'haven't. You're burning your tomatoes.
Phoebe: Well actually you're the one person I can't tell this too. And the one person I want to the most.
Ross: That's it. I'm in my apartment, you're not there, we're not having this conversation. (gets up, walks across room)
Phoebe: (entering) Oh good, you're all up.
Rachel: Ohh, you're so sweet! (She kicks Katie in the shin.)
Monica: I just can't believe you're in here. I mean, what am I gonna do without you? Who's gonna crash the embassy parties with me? Who's gonna take me to the Big Apple Circus?
Ross: Okay, you're in bed. She's over on your side, cuddling. Now you wait for her to drift off, and then you hug her (demonstrates on the cushion) and roll her back over to her side of the bed. And then you rollll a-way. Hug for her! Roll for you.
JOEY: Alright, you're on. I can take two minutes out of my day to kick your ass.