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JOEY: Hey.� How come you're answering your own phone?� Where's your crazy assistant?
CHANDLER: I know.� You're right.� I want to see you too.� I've just got to figure out a way to tell Joey, you know?� He's really looking forward to this.
MIKE:� So, you're a paleontologist, right?
MONICA: Chandler, you have to tell Joey that you're not in Tulsa.
CHANDLER: Don't you think it's better for him to think that you're cheating on me, than for him to think that I'm cheating on him?� (Monica tips her head slightly as if asking "Did you hear yourself?")� I heard it.
KEVIN: All right. It's no big deal. BILL: So, she has a boyfriend. What is your situation? RACHEL: Oh, well, it's complicated. I don't actually have a boyfriend.� But um. . . BILL: Then, can I have your number? RACHEL: (pause) I'm sorry, no. BILL: Okay. (They start to walk away.) RACHEL: Oh sure.� (She pulls a business card from her purse and writes on it.) PHOEBE: (Reading the card.) Oh my God, you're giving your real number. BILL: Okay, thanks. I'll give you a call later tonight. RACHEL: Great. BILL: Bye PHOEBE: Bye. (The guys leave.) Wow. So, that's great. You, Bill, Ross, and Emma are going to be so happy together. What were you thinking?
PHOEBE: Really?� You're moving on from Ross?
CHANDLER: (pause) Well, you're forgetting about the time difference.
MONICA: (gasp) Chandler!� You're home!
CHANDLER: That's right.� You're husband's home.� So, now the sex can stop.
CHANDLER: Joey said that you're in here with another man.
CHANDLER: Really?� You're gonna be okay?
CHANDLER: You're gonna put on sweats and clean, aren't you?
CHANDLER: Hey, listen.� I'm never going to lie to you again, okay?� And I want you to know that nobody thinks you're stupid.
MIKE: I'm so glad you're back.� (He hugs Phoebe.)
Rachel: Joey, you're so sweet.
Monica: Come on. I know you're not eighteen anymore, but give it a minute.
Joey: That's true. But you know what, it doesn't matter because I already know who you're gonna go home with tonight.
Phoebe: Okay, now you're just taking lines right out of the song!
Amy: Oh my god. You're on Days of Our Lives.
Monica: Oh, you're so wonderful.
Rachel: No, you're right, you are absolutely right. I mean that makes, that makes everything different.
Rachel: Yeah. I just, I kept trying to make you a better person, but you're... you're already a pretty perfect version of what you are.
Erica: Gosh, you know, you're just such an amazing couple. It's... kind of intimidating.
Joey: (to Charlie) You're ready?
Rachel: Which you're not, because you've totally hung up on him!
Joey: Yes, now is when you swoop! You gotta make sure that when Paolo walks out of there, the first guy Rachel sees is you, She's gotta know that you're everything he's not! You're like, like the anti-Paolo!
David: You're kidding me. Because I'm not seeing anybody, I've just totally made that up.
Monica: (sarcastically) Well, I hope you're happy!
Charlie: You're married more than once?
Charlie: You're... you're kidding, right?
Mike: You're ready to play?
Rachel: Ok... uh... maybe you're not always going after the wrong girl...
Monica: Oh my God! You're good!
Chandler: (Still in a loving voice) You're welcome, sweetheart.
Mike: Yeah - not such a problem with rats. No, they're more of a "love the one you're with" kind of animals.
Chandler: You're on!
Joey: Is that why you're on this trip, huh? Make me feel like a loser? 'Cause if it is, I'll tell ya, I-I-I'd rather be alone.
PHOEBE: And because you're both, you know, white women.
Ross: You're filthy!
Phoebe: Aaah... you're not good at this...
Phoebe: You know, now you're more like, you know like, "Mr. Caring Boss," "Mr.", you know, "I'm one of you, Boss," "Mr., I wanna be your buddy, Boss Man Bing!"
Joey: Yeah, but, Ross, I mean, you're not okay with it.
Chandler: Wow! So tonight may be the night! You're nervous?
Joey: Hey, you can't say you're breezy, that, that totally negates the breezy.
Joey: Ok, you're scaring me a little bit.
Phoebe: Yeah, I guess you're right.
Rachel: Aah... I bet you're right.
Ross: Oh, you know what? You're gonna get it. I-I-I-I can feel it.
Rachel: C'mon Daddy, listen to me! It's like, it's like, all of my life, everyone has always told me, 'You're a shoe! You're a shoe, you're a shoe, you're a shoe!'. And today I just stopped and I said, 'What if I don't wanna be a shoe? What if I wanna be a- a purse, y'know? Or a- or a hat! No, I'm not saying I want you to buy me a hat, I'm saying I am a ha- It's a metaphor, Daddy!
Rachel: Oh, well, (looks at her box and chair) you're not catching me on my best day.
Phoebe: Well, if you're leaving, I'm definitely gonna go.
Ross: You're right. There isn't a decent outlet.
Monica: Well, no, not at all, you're not terminal, you just, you just need some damage control.
Amy: You're not Rachel.
Joey: Really? Think about it. Come on! You're a beautiful woman, smart, funny, we had a really good time, huh? If I had your number, why wouldn't I call you?
Amy: You're not good!
Mike: Ok, unless you're not gonna try to get me to join a cult are you?
Phoebe: Oh, David, I, I think you are a sweeping sorta fella. I mean, you're a sweeper! ...trapped inside a physicist's body.
Amy: You're kicking me out?
Rachel: Okay, first of all, if you keep calling it that, no one's gonna ever take it. Then, second of all you're not actually gonna have sex with him! You're just gonna make him think that you are.
MONICA: That's good, have a seat. Um, the doctor says it's gotta be a needle. You're just gonna have to be brave, ok? Can you do that for me?
Ross: No, you both are equally capable. Its just.. you're strongest when.. when you're together.
The Saleswoman: You're telling me this couch was delivered to you like this?!
Pizza Guy: Wait, you're not 'G.Stephanopoulos?' Man, my dad's gonna kill me!
Chandler: Ross, what're you... what're you... what are you doing? (looks at laptop screen)You're having a memorial service for yourself!?
Joey: You're mean!
Phoebe: You're also so generous and kind and scrappy!
Joey: There it is, you're blushing!
Ross: You can't go, I mean you're the glue that holds this group together!
Phoebe: You're not making the pies yourself?
ROSS: Animal sex, animal sex? So what're you saying, I mean, you're saying that like, there's nothing between us animal at all. I mean there's not even like, uhm, a little animal, not even, not even like, like chipmunk sex?
Julie: (To Rachel) Oh, you're losin' your apron here, let me get it. There you go. (Ties it back up for her)
Ross: You're wearing the same shirt.
Monica: You're right. I'm sorry. I should've told you.
Monica: See, didn't I tell you?! You're getting over Ross already!
Chandler: You're Jewish.
Chandler: You're gonna be great.
Chandler: Wait a minute, wait a minute, I see where this is going, you're gonna ask him to New Year's, aren't you. You're gonna break the pact. She's gonna break the pact.
Rachel: What? What are you talking about?! You-you're the one who's been telling me to get over Ross and move on. I'm moving on, and you're moving on with me. Come on, give me one good reason why you don't wanna go.
Phoebe: So you're gonna move?
Phoebe: (to Monica) You're gonna be okay?
Rachel: You're fly is open, Geller!
Roy: (making a crying face) Oh, you're mean!
MONICA: Look honey, I wanted you to hook up with Ross as much as you did. But he's with her now and you're just gonna have to get over it.
Monica: I hope you're not full, 'cause dinner's almost ready.
Joey: Ok! Stop it you guys! Stop staring! You're freaking me out!
Phoebe: All the time when you're cooking.
Joey: Hey, you're Mike's parents, right?
Rachel: Oh Ross, you're so great. (she playfully rubs his head and gets up)
Ross: Please, you're going down!
Charlie: So you're up for keynote speaker! Who's making the decisions?
Phoebe: YOU'RE FIRED! (mimes the CUT again) (pause and she raises her glass) Cheers! (Chandler raises his, smiling and Monica stares at him and he puts down his glass.)
Ross: Dude. You're married to my sister.
Monica: You're a really good kisser.
Rachel: Oh! Molly! You're not Ross.
Rachel: Ok, maybe you're right.
Monica: Well, if you're gonna be totally rational about this, I can't argue with you! All right? Fine, if you wanna tell him, tell him. I just don't want to be a part of it.
Chandler: Alright look, let's think about this, ok, do you really think that people are gonna stir up your family at this tragic time? That people are gonna post condolences on a website? This is not about people not caring that you're dead .This is about people not having a decent outlet for their grief.
Rachel: Oh... you're so sexy!
Ross: Oh, that'd be great! Okay, but if you do, make sure it seems like you're there to see him, okay, and you're not like doing it as a favour to me.
Ross: You sure you're alright?
Chandler: You're kidding!
Monica: (to Joey) I'll pick you up at eleven. So glad you're coming.
Phoebe: You're not serious, right?
Joey: Oh, yeah, sure, easy for you, you're young. Me, I'm set in my ways.
Ross: You're right, I'm sorry. Will you marry me?
Rachel: You know it was you're uhm... birthday...
Ross: Have you seen this? It's a new alumni website for college! It's cool! You can post messages for people, let everyone know what you're up to.
Mike: (afraid) You're kidding right?
Monica: You should feel great about yourself! You're doing this amazing independence thing!
Ross: You're excited, right?
CHANDLER: You'll see, you guys are all gonna go off and get married, and I'm gonna end up alone. Will you promise me something? When you're married, will you invite me over for holidays?
Monica: I can't believe you're not gonna be here for Christmas.
Joey: Oh, you're not taking her with you tonight?