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'YOU' in a movie sentence | examples for 'YOU' from movies

Joey: (impressed) Wow, that was great! You really wrote that?

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Monica: It's so unfair, you don't even like your job!

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Monica: It's just... It's hard enough not seeing you during the week, but for Christmas... alright, if this is what you have to do, I understand.

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: Thanks. (they kiss) I'll see you New Year's Day.

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: All right everybody, I know that it's Christmas Eve and you'd rather be with your families, but there's *no* call (he takes it off) for writing "Screw you, Mr. Bing!" on the back of my chair! (he looks at it) -- By the way, you can all call me Chandler.

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: Hey. Where've you been?

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: (to the others) You hear that? You may not be with your families, but at least it's gonna smell like ham in here.

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: Y'know what, I know what will cheer you guys up! (he starts spreading envelopes among them) I had a little talk with the boys in New York, told 'em about all the hard work you've been doing and that a little Christmas bonus may be in order.

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: Well, that's like money in your pocket! - Alright look, you want me to say it? This sucks. Being here sucks! This work sucks!

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: I'm sorry. Hey, at least you guys get to go home and be with your families tonight. I have to go back to an empty hotel room and lay down on a very questionable bedspread. And then tomorrow morning, you get to have Christmas morning in your own houses, wich, by the way, none of you have invited me to.

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Ken: You can come to my house!

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Wendy: So, if you were home right now, what would you be doing?

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: Typical Christmas-y stuff, you know? Our holidays are pretty traditional...

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

"Went to the store, sat on Santa's lap. Asked him to bring my friends all kinds of crap. Said all you need is to write them a song. Now, you haven't heard it yet, so don't try to sing along. No, don't sing along.

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Rachel: Okay, Pheebs, you look in the kitchen, I will look in the back closet.

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: I can save you time ladies, I'm right here.

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Phoebe: Yeah, Chandler why don't you take a walk? This doesn't concern you.

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: No not okay, you can't look for Monica's presents!

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: No, you don't have to, and you can't because I, I live here too.

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Phoebe: Well then, you should look with us.

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Rachel: Chandler, aren't you worried about what to get Monica for Christmas?

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Rachel: Chandler, that's not enough. I mean what if she gets you a great present, two medium presents, and a bunch of little presents? And you've just gotten her one great present? I mean that's just gonna make her feel bad. Why would you do that to her Chandler? Why? Why?

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Rachel: (Reading from a tag that's attached to the shoe) "Dear losers, do you really think I'd hide presents under the couch? P.S.: Chandler, I knew they'd break you."

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Joey: Rach, these are for you.

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Joey: No, but with this new car smell, you'll think you do.

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Phoebe: Ahh, toilet seat covers! Is that what you were doing while I was getting gas?

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Phoebe: You guuuyys.

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Ross: You got me a cola drink?

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Ross: Well this, this is too much, I feel like I should get you another sweater.

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Ross: Ooh, hey Ben, what if the Holiday Armadillo told you all about the Festival of Lights?

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Ross: What are you doing here, Santa?

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: Well, I'm here to see my old buddy Ben. What are you doing here, weird...turtle-man?

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Ross: I'm the Holiday Armadillo, your part-Jewish friend. You sent me here to give Ben some presents. Remember?

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Monica: Okay Ben, why don't you come open some more presents, and Santa, the Armadillo and I have a little talk in the kitchen? There's a sentence I'd never thought I'd say.

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Ross: (to Chandler) What are you doing?

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: You called everyone and said you were having trouble finding a Santa costume, so I borrowed one from a guy at work!

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Ross: Thank you, but, but you, you gotta leave.

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Monica: (to Chandler) Hey, you think, you can keep it another night? (She has a really teasing look on her face and keeps twirling Chandler's beard.)

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: You know what, everybody? Go home. You should be with your families. It's bad enough that we're working New Year's Eve.

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Wendy: Naah... I couldn't leave you alone.

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Monica: Hi Honey! We're all here; we just want to wish you a Merry Christmas.

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: Ahh, Merry Christmas; I miss you guys!

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: It is. Did I... not tell you about her?

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Monica: Umhmm, umhmm, about the time you told me about New Year's Eve. Where is everybody else?

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Monica: Ohh, you are such a good boss! Is she pretty?

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: I don't think of her that way, you know, she's a, she's a colleague.

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Monica: Alright, well, maybe I should let you and the second prettiest girl in Oklahoma get back to work.

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: Merry Christmas, you guys!

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: Ah well, she's got this weird idea, that, uh, y'know, just because you and I are alone, that something is gonna happen.

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Wendy: You are to me... (She gets closer again, putting her arms around his torso.)

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: Well look, it's not easy to spend this much time apart, you know. She's entitled to be a little paranoid... or, in this case: right on money! ... You know, she's amazing, and beautiful, and smart, and if she were here right now, ...she'd kick your ass. Look, you're a really nice person... ham stealing and adultery aside. But, what I have with my wife is pretty great, so nothing is ever gonna happen between us.

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Wendy: Okay, let me ask you something: if what you and your wife have is so great, then why are you spending Christmas with me?

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: I mean, you were the most beautiful woman in the room tonight!

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: You kidding? You're the most beautiful woman in most rooms... (She jumps up and kisses him.) (Breaking the kiss.) Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! What's going on? You and I just made out! You and I are making out?

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: How drunk are you?

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Monica: Drunk enough that I know I wanna do this. Not so drunk that you should feel guilty about taking advantage.

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: Well, I have kissed over four women. (They kiss again.) Do you wanna get under the covers?

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Monica: Wow! You are really fast!

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: It bodes well for me that speed impresses you.

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Monica: Do you wanna do it at the same time?

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: So, are you really gonna go out with that nurse man?

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Monica: Well uh, you and I are just goofing around, I thought, why not just goof around with him.

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: Y'know, I don't know if you've ever looked up the term goofing around in the dictionary... Well, I have, and the technical definition is, two friends who care a lot about each other and have amazing sex and just wanna spend more time together. But if you have this new fangled dictionary that gets you made at me, then we have to, y'know, get you my original dictionary. I am *so* bad at this.

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Monica: I think you're better than you think you are.

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Monica: You're so efficient. I love you!

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Monica: Listen umm, I've been thinking, it's not fair for me to ask you to spend all of your money on our wedding. I mean, you work, you work really hard for that.

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Monica: Eh, you work for that.

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Monica: You do?!

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: Yeah, I'm putting my foot down. Yeah look, when I proposed I told you that I would do anything to make you happy, and if having the perfect wedding makes you happy, then, then that's what we're gonna do.

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Monica: You thought about that?

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Monica: What else did you think about?

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: Sure you do.

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Monica: No, I want everything that you just said. I want a marriage.

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: You sure?

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: I love you so much.

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Monica: I love you. (They kiss.)

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Phoebe: (at the window) Hey look, you guys, it's snowing!

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Monica: Okay, fine. Let's talk about snow. -- Do you think it's snowing in Tulsa, where my husband is having sex on a copying machine?

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Monica: What are you doing here?

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: I wanted to be with you. I missed you so much.

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Joey: Hey, hey, uh, who did you miss the most?

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: I never want to leave you again!

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Monica: But I thought if you left, you get fired.

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Ross: What, you, you really quit your job?

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: Yeah! It's a stupid job, and I could not stand leaving you. And why should I be the only one who doesn't get to do what he *really* wants to do?

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Rachel: What do you really want to do?

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: I know, I, I should have talked to you first about it.

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Monica: No, I think that this is what you wanna do, I think it's great!

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Phoebe: (to Chandler) Thank you.

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Ross: (reading off his card) "A donation has been made in your name to the New York City Ballet." -- How did you know?

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Rachel: Wha... are you kidding? I can't return this.

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: I... thought it was a timely start to thinking about other people. Besides, this gift still says I love you guys.

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: Actuary... no. Book-keeper... no. Topless dancer... (he looks down on himself, checking, then nods satisfied and marks the offer with a pen) (to Monica:) Hey, d'you know what I just realized? You are the sole wage earner. *You* are the head of the household. I don't do anything - I'm a kept man!

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Monica: You are! (she picks up a bill from the table, handing it to Chandler) Hey, here's twenty bucks. -- Why don't you go buy yourself something pretty while I'm at work tomorrow?

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Monica: (Tiny laugh) I am really an idiot. (Tiny laugh) you see, I was filling out my friend's form, and instead of putting her information, (tiny laugh) I put mine.

"Friends", season 1, episode 17

Woman: OH…MY…GAWD!! (Yep, you guessed it. It’s Janice.)

"Friends", season 4, episode 15

Chandler: No, there are great pictures of you standing next to a guy who’s going like this… (Makes what can only be described as a toothy frown. Henceforth, this shall be known as The Face.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 5

(She kisses him. Ross leans back for a second, and then they both kiss, more passionately this time as U2's With or Without You plays in the background.)

"Friends", season 3, episode 15

Ross: Chandler, have you ever put on a black cocktail dress and asked me up to your hotel room?

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Phoebe: Because at that time you see, I thought everything that rhymed was true. So I thought y’know that if I’d work with stocks, I’d have to live in a box, and only eat lox, and have a pet fox.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Monica: Fine! Don't be my friends! I'll buy new friends! Yeah, and then I'll pay for their plastic surgery so they'd look just like you!

"Friends", season 9, episode 18

Mrs. Geller: Oh, she just graduated, and she wants to be something in cooking, or food, or.... I don't know. Anyway, I told her you had a restaurant-

"Friends", season 1, episode 2

David: Right. But, see, the longer I waited, the more phenomenal the kiss had to be, and now we've reached a place where it's just gotta be one of those things where I just like... sweep everything off the table and throw you down on it. And, uh, I'm not really a, uh, sweeping sorta fella.

"Friends", season 1, episode 10

MONICA: Oh, gosh, this is so weird. I mean, his whole life was in this apartment, and now it's gone. You know, I think it would be nice if we just took a few moments, for Mr. Heckles. I mean, he was kind of a pain, he was, but, he was a person. You're all going to hell.

"Friends", season 2, episode 3

Chandler: Oh, what can happen? I mean, would you… (He gestures and spills some of his coffee.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 17

Monica: No, wait, please don’t go! I’ve got porn for you too!

"Friends", season 4, episode 13

Joey: Yeah, so, uh, so, uh, what's the deal with this father guy, I mean, if someone was havin' my baby somewhere, I'd wanna know about it, you know?

"Friends", season 1, episode 23

Mona: (laughs then stops) Oh you’re serious. Sure!

"Friends", season 8, episode 5

Monica: (looking at her hand) Y’know what shoes would look great with this ring? Diamond shoes! (Sees Chandler sitting on the bed.) You’re not getting dressed. (Chandler quietly folds over the comforter on the bed making a spot for her.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 1

Ross: You gotta be at least bi...

"Friends", season 9, episode 6

ROSS: Hey, you're a doctor of gums. That's the smallest body part you can major in. It's like day one, floss. Day two, here's your diploma.

"Friends", season 2, episode 10

Phoebe: It's nothing, it's just- Okay. I'm going through my mail, and I open up their monthly, you know, STATEMENT-

"Friends", season 1, episode 3

Chandler: Oh-aw my God! Now, I understand if you never want to sleep with me again, but that would be wrong. We're too good! We owe it, to sex!

"Friends", season 5, episode 4

Phoebe: Okay! (Runs that way and hears another whistle blast.) Hey! (Heads the other way and hears another blast.) What do I do?!! (She runs in the second direction and finds that the whistling is coming from inside a rack. She moves the dresses out of the way to find Rachel curled up in a fetal position frantically blowing on the whistle.) What are you doing? (Rachel doesn’t stop.) Did you find the dress? (Rachel won’t stop so Phoebe pinches her nose shut which causes her to spit the whistle out.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 17

RACHEL: Well it's not, honey I'm sorry, I guess I'm just nervous. I mean, it's you, ya know, it's us. I mean, we're crossing that line, sort of a big thing.

"Friends", season 2, episode 15

Monica: You know what I’d love to do? I would like to go to France and eat nothing but bread and cheese—Not even bread, just cheese. No, I want the bread. Yeah. Ah, and pastries… (Breathlessly) And pate. Oh, I’m really not high, it’s just I used to be fat.

"Friends", season 8, episode 16

Ross: Alright, I'm gonna go find them... (twitches a bit, looks down) I just need a... need a before I can... you know. (gestures standing up... they sit and wait for a while) Grandma... grandma... grandma... (he tries to concentrate...) Okay, I see you later.

"Friends", season 10, episode 1

Joey: (entering) That’s my line! (He walks up the aisle and to the rabbi) I can take it from here, thanks. (To all) Dearly beloved, I’m sorry I’m a little late. You may be confused by this now, (He’s still in costume) but you won’t be Memorial Day weekend 2002. Well, let’s get started before the groom takes off again. Huh? (Monica is shocked and looks around.) We are gathered here today, to join this man and this woman in the bonds of holy matrimony. I’ve known Monica and Chandler for a long time, and I can not imagine two people more perfect for each other. And now, as I’ve left my notes in my dressing room. We shall proceed to the vows. Monica?

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

MIKE: (looking at his watch) Eleven minutes.� (long pause)� And now twelve.� So, do you like the beer?

"Friends", season 9, episode 9

Monica: (entering) Hey guys! Do you wanna look at the song list for the wedding? (They ignore her.) Guys?

"Friends", season 7, episode 17

Ross: Okay, there are no stupid fights!! This isn’t about the room, this is about what the room…represents! And unfortunately, this room (Points to Rachel’s room) could destroy you!!

"Friends", season 6, episode 3

Chandler: And then you click it and, uh-oh, she's naked. And then, and then you click it again and she's dressed. She's a business woman, she's walking down the street, she's window shopping, and (clicks pen) whoa-whoa-whoa, sh-she's naked! (Rachel just stares at him.)

"Friends", season 3, episode 12

JOEY: These'll go great in my new place. You know, 'till I get real ones.

"Friends", season 2, episode 16

Emily: Don’t you point your pants at me! (She throws them on the floor.) We have no choice! Anywhere that’s half-decent would’ve be booked months ago, Ross don’t you understand? This is our wedding I’m talking about.

"Friends", season 4, episode 23

Mike: (not amused) Are you rehearsing for some really bad mafia movie?

"Friends", season 10, episode 12

Joey: Oh! Hey right! Not a problem. (He starts taking off his clothes.) I totally understand. You need to y’know make sure I don’t have any horrible scars or tattoos. Don’t you worry; I have nothing to hide. (He drops his pants and stands back up and looks down.) So there you go, that’s me. (We cut to a camera angle looking at the casting director and movie director through Joey’s legs.) One hundred percent natural! (Suddenly, there’s a thud as something falls off.) (Everyone is shocked.) I tell ya, that has never happened before.

"Friends", season 7, episode 19

Monica: What-what are you doing?

"Friends", season 5, episode 15

Ross: Okay, I’m going to start climb down you now.

"Friends", season 7, episode 12

Phoebe: Ok, somebody is on their way to ruin wedding okay. And I have to warn somebody, alright. So if you don’t give me that number then I’m going to come over there and kick your snooty ass all the way to New Glocken..shire.

"Friends", season 4, episode 23

Rachel: Okay. All right Dina, well let’s talk about the different areas of fashion that you could get involved in. Let’s see, there’s design, but you may need a whole other degree for that. Uh, there’s-there’s sales, which is great because you get to travel…

"Friends", season 8, episode 10

Emily: (with her coat on, she’s leaving with Ross) Thank you so much for this. It was really so thoughtful of you.

"Friends", season 4, episode 16

Ross: You what? Wh what were you doing seeing her boobies?

"Friends", season 1, episode 13

MR. GELLER: Honey. Honey, have you seen my Harmon Kilerbrew bat? Bob doesn't believe I have one.

"Friends", season 2, episode 16

Will: Sure! Monica, I can’t get over how great you look! You look stunning!

"Friends", season 8, episode 9

Chandler: Yeah, that’s like the most ugliest dress I’ve ever seen. Wh-why do you to return it?

"Friends", season 7, episode 17

Chandler: Alright, Janice, that's it! Janice... Janice... Hey, Janice, when I invited you to this party I didn't necessarily think that it meant that we-

"Friends", season 1, episode 10

Janice: Oh! Okay! (To Ross) You, Mister Right Place at the Right Time, call me! (Does her famous, or is that infamous, laugh and exits.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 12

Richard: Well I know I was an idiot! And I tried to forget you, I really did! Y’know after we had lunch last year I spent six months in Africa trying to get you out of my head!

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

Ross: Oh okay, lift it straight up over your head! Straight up over your head! You can do it! You can do it! (She gets it lifted up and they make the first turn.) Okay. You got it?

"Friends", season 5, episode 16

(they sit down and Roy plays "You Make Me Feel" by Sylvester on his boom box, and starts... With his back towards the girls, he starts waving his hands, then backs towards the girls slapping his butt, then swings it around, and makes thrusting pelvic movements in front of Phoebe. He dances around the tables in between all the girls, and gets back into the kitchen part of the room. He then tears off one of his sleeves and throws it towards Monica and Rachel, who fight over who gets it. He then tears off his other sleeve and moves it back and forth between his legs, getting closer to Phoebe.)

"Friends", season 10, episode 11

Rachel: Well, okay. Would-would you get me a Diet Coke?

"Friends", season 6, episode 22

Ross: Susan wanted a Chunky. We're having a baby, ok, a baby, you don't stop for Chunkys.

"Friends", season 1, episode 23

The Casting Director: (entering) Okay uh, we have narrowed it down to Raymond, Ben, Kyle, and Joey. The rest of you, thank you very much.

"Friends", season 5, episode 18

Mona: Uh, that’s okay. You can dance with her first.

"Friends", season 8, episode 1

Chandler: Hey-hey-hey Rachel, funny thing. Actually, the ah, end zone starts at that pole, so you’re five feet short, so we win!

"Friends", season 3, episode 9

David: Uh no, I have to go in a few hours. I have to be on the red-eye. Well listen, y’know, next time you’re in Minsk umm…

"Friends", season 7, episode 11

ROSS: God, that was, that was amazing, that was incredible. You guys, you guys kicked butt.

"Friends", season 2, episode 21

Chandler: Does South Oregon have a sports-team? (Joey strikes one from his list) There you go.

"Friends", season 7, episode 8

Chandler: You are totally and completely 100% forgiven.

"Friends", season 6, episode 17

Ross: Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh, by the by, did it uh, did it ever occur to you that, I don’t know, maybe they might be having a little too much fun?

"Friends", season 4, episode 18

Joey: All right, I'll give you this, Mr. Peanut is a better dresser. I mean he's got the monocle, he's got the top hat...

"Friends", season 1, episode 20

Chandler: Hm-hmm, I told you! (Looks at the clock) I can’t believe that I’ve only got two hours before I call in sick for work.

"Friends", season 7, episode 12

RACHEL: So uh, what are you guys doing for dinner tonight?

"Friends", season 2, episode 5

ROSS: Ok, Phoebe, this is it. In this briefcase I carry actual scientific facts. A briefcase of facts, if you will. Some of these fossils are over 200 million years old.

"Friends", season 2, episode 3

Joey: Somebody opened the door to the coffee house and a raccoon came running in, went straight for your muffin and I said "Hey don't eat that-that's Phoebe's" and he said.. <pause> He said.. "Joey you stink at lying." What am I going to do?

"Friends", season 9, episode 8

Joey: (to Erin) Okay, good to see you again.

"Friends", season 7, episode 7

Joey: (stomps on the footrest which pops Ross up into a sitting position) The trail from the woman you did it with to the woman you hope never finds out who did it! (slapping his hands with each word) You always have to think about the trail!

"Friends", season 3, episode 16

Joey: Come on Pheebs! I can’t take this anymore! Let-let me make it up to you. Huh? (Starts singing.) Ground control to Major Tom. Commencing countdown, engines on. Take your protein pills and put your helmet on!

"Friends", season 6, episode 1

BIG BULLY: Of course we're hitting faces, why wouldn't you hit faces?

"Friends", season 2, episode 21

Joey: Uh, if I may? Umm-umm look, Cliff, you told me a lot of personal stuff about you, right? And maybe-maybe it would if-if would help if-if you knew some personal stuff about her. Uh, she was married to a gay ice dancer. Uh, she gave birth to her brother’s triplets. Oh! Oh! Her-her twin sister used to do porn!

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

Girl: You’re a big scrud.

"Friends", season 3, episode 10

Rachel: Nothing! Phoebe kinda made a mistake. But y’know you do wear that sweater a lot, are you involved in some kind of dare?

"Friends", season 8, episode 2

Rachel: Jill this is not about me being jealous of you! This is about you being a brat! Wanting what you can’t have!

"Friends", season 6, episode 14

Monica: Oh, you really want to talk about getting people to like you huh, funny man? (Joey laughs but stops when Chandler turns to glare at him.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 9

Monica: (noticing Rachel crawling behind the couch) Rach? What are you doing?

"Friends", season 5, episode 19

Phoebe: No but, why does that have to be a bad thing. Just change what it means. Y'know? Go down there and prove your Mother wrong. Finish the job you were hired to do, and we’ll call that pulling a Monica.

"Friends", season 4, episode 3

Joey: All right, look, you got to help me out, ok? Look, I have the magic marker, I want you to fill in the skinny one soI don�t look stupid for my pictures.

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Joey/Drake: Yes, you do.Yes...you do. I'm the one who doesn't have a choice because I...because I can't stop loving you.

"Friends", season 9, episode 19

Rachel: What?! I didn't have a good time in Greece! Ross abandoned me! Okay, I couldn't get a plane out, so I had to stay in their honeymoon suite with people coming up to me all the time going, "Oh, Mrs. Geller, why are you crying?" I mean, it was sooo humiliating. I felt like such an idiot! I mean, it's all my fault! And you know why, because I make very bad decisions.

"Friends", season 5, episode 2

Charlie: There's an indoor pool, you can swim there! (Ross agrees)

"Friends", season 9, episode 23

Chandler: You roll another hard eight and we get married here tonight.

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Judge: You need to get out of my chambers.

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Phoebe: Oh, this is so exciting! You get your picture back up on the wall of fame! Eek!

"Friends", season 6, episode 22

Amy: You didn't want me to marry the old guy with the great apartment. Then, I tried to help your daughter to de-emphasize her flaws (frantically pointing at her nose) And suddenly I am the bad guy?

"Friends", season 10, episode 5

Ross: (Angry) I- I- I ca- I can't believe this. I mean, all I asked you to do was keep him in the apartment.

"Friends", season 1, episode 19

Bank Officer: Okay, Ms. Lambert handles all our closures. (to a beautiful woman) Would you come over here please?

"Friends", season 4, episode 4

Frank Jr.: You just don't know how hard it is, Phoebe. There's just so many of them. You know, two I can handle. Two's great. You just hold one in each hand, but what do I do when the third one runs at me with his bike helmet on. I've got no more hands to protect my area! There's three of them, Phoebe, three!

"Friends", season 10, episode 2

Joey: You’re right. You’re right. I-I’ll go tell her now before Ross finds out and I’ll be gentle. I can do that. I am a gentle person. Oh, by the way. Two people screwing in there (Points to the closet Chandler and Monica were in) if you want to check that out.

"Friends", season 9, episode 1

Chandler: You do know that Wham broke up?

"Friends", season 4, episode 19

Monica: Right. Umm, listen since we’re-we-re on that subject, umm, I just wanted to tell you that uh, well, I-I was going through a really hard time in London, what with my brother getting married and that guy thinking I was Ross’s mother…

"Friends", season 5, episode 1

Monica: Are we playing football or what? Come on you hairy-backed Marries.

"Friends", season 3, episode 9

Chandler: Ah, the "I'm sorry I rejected you" phone call. I'm not used to getting it from guys. (on the phone, getting up from the sofa) Hey, Steve.

"Friends", season 9, episode 18

Janice: A little birdie told me something about you wanting to rip your arm off and throw it at me.

"Friends", season 3, episode 1

Ross: I dunno, maybe it’s because you’re really sarcastic. Or maybe it’s cause you uh-

"Friends", season 6, episode 9

Ross: So honey, this morning was fun, huh? Me hopping in on you in the shower there.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

CHANDLER: I am here, on my knees, holding up these couch cushions as a symbol of my sorrow and regret, much like they did in biblical times. Though you may haveth anger now. . . [Joey returns to his room]

"Friends", season 2, episode 14

PHOEBE: I'm sorry, Monica, I'm really happy you got promoted, but cold cucumber mush for thirty-something bucks? No! Rachel just had that, that, that salad, and, and Joey with his like teeny pizza! It's just...

"Friends", season 2, episode 5

Ross: Yeah, yeah, I was watching. (The instructor just nods and walks away.) Umm, hey, a couple of questions though. Umm, about that-that-that last move where the woman tripped you and then pinned you to the floor, what-what-what-what would you do next?

"Friends", season 6, episode 17

Joey: Hey, did you get to the part where they’re trapped in the car and Cujo’s throwin’ himself at the windshield?

"Friends", season 8, episode 12

Joey: That’s right! I helped you guys out a lot in the start of your relationship. Huh? I helped you guys sneak around for like six months, and I looked like an idiot! And I was humiliated. And I only made 200 dollars!

"Friends", season 6, episode 11

Chandler: Well, I think it's great that you're going on a date, you know? I mean, it sounds healthy. I mean, you have needs. Embrace your womanhood!

"Friends", season 9, episode 14

Cailin: I’ll join you.

"Friends", season 3, episode 22

Phoebe: So, here you are. It seems like yesterday I was talking to you in that little petri dish. Everyone said labor was the hardest thing I'd ever have to do, but they were wrong this is. Oh, I had the most fun with you guys! I wish I could take you home and see you everyday. Okay, I'll settle for being your favorite Aunt. I know Alice's sister has a pool, but you lived in me. Okay, so we're cool. Yeah, we're gonna be great. Little high fives! (Imitates the high fives.) Ahh! Ahh! Ahh! (One of the babies begins to cry.) Well, if you're gonna cry. (She starts crying.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 3

Monica: Hey Rach, the adoption agency needs letters of recommendation and we were wondering if you would write one for us.

"Friends", season 10, episode 5