words in movies
Joey: Listen, do you guys think I have a chance with Janine?
Monica: You serious?!
Ross: You kissed her.
Chandler: So you kissed her, so what happened after that?
Joey: I came over here to tell you guys.
Joey: Okay, Im all right, okay, but hey, could you just leave your lips? (She kisses him on the cheek and starts to leave.)
Joey: Have you kissed her yet? Its awesome! I could do it forever! Yknow what? She-she kisses better than my mom cooks!
Monica: I am so glad you said cooks.
Chandler: (entering) Oh hey Rachel, sweetheart? You have got to tell the post office that you have moved. Okay? We are still getting all your bills and stuff. (Hands her all of her bills and stuff.)
Rachel: Oh-oh, Pottery Barn! (Grabs the aforementioned catalog and holds the rest back out to Chandler.) You can throw the rest away.
Monica: You got it from Pottery Barn?!
Chandler: You took off your pants and climbed under the sheets!
Chandler: You made pottery?
Monica: Im tellingIf you put that in her apartment youll never hear the end of it.
Chandler: so then the farmer says, "Thats not a cow and youre not milking it." (Everyone laughs.)
Monica: I am so glad you guys got together, Chandler and I are always looking for a couple to go out with and now we have one!
Joey: And Chandler I cant believe I let you pay for this one. (They hug and he whispers in his ear.) Thanks man.
Monica: So do you guys gonna come over tomorrow? Ill make that pasta thing I was telling you about.
Monica: Joey, you dont have too!
Joey: Nope-op! I insist! (He hugs Chandler again and whispers to him.) You get the wine right?
Joey: Uh, theyre like my best friends. Are you saying we cant hang out with them? Cause that would kinda be a problem.
Janine: Thank you. (They kiss.)
Joey: If you want, Ill sell my friends and use the money to buy you presents.
Phoebe: (sees the table) Ooh, what a great table! Where-where did you get it?
Rachel: Ha! See, I knew, I knew youd get it on the first guess. Isnt it cool! Its an apothecary table.
Phoebe: Wow! Oh you can just imagine that this is where (Shes opening and closing the drawers) they kept all the stuff to make their potions.
Phoebe: Yknow? Ooh, you can almost smell the opium.
Rachel: Oh, okay see I thought, I thought you meant how much was it when it was new, yknow like back then.
Phoebe: Ohh, okay, they gave you the old time pricing.
Phoebe: Yes, yes I do. God, oh its just perfect! Wow! I bet it has a great story behind it too. Did they tell you anything? Like yknow where it was from or
Ross: You like it?
Rachel: I know you did! I bought the same one! And if she sees your table shes gonna know that I lied to her. I told her ours was an original.
Ross: Why did you do that?
Rachel: Ross, get over it! Its not like she hates you.
Ross: Oh, you like it? You wanna know where I got it?
Phoebe: You bought your sheets at a flea market? Ross come on, you gotta loosen the purse strings a little.
Chandler: And here is the bottle of wine for you to bring over tonight. (Hands it to him.) You were also going to buy Monica flowers but you couldnt afford it, because you paid dinner last night.
Janine: (entering from her room) Monica! Chandler! Im really-really sorry about tonight. I dont know if Joey told you; I just couldnt get out of going to this play. Im sorry. Have a great time.
Joey: Well uh, she didnt want to hang out with you guys two nights in a row. Im so sorry.
Joey: Because she uh, she-she thinks that you are blah and that you, Monica, are too loud.
Joey: I know! I know! Come on, please-please you guys, dont-dont be mad. Im sure she just, she just said that stuff because she was nervous and you guys are like my best friends! Yknow? And it was our first date! Plus, shes really sick!
Chandler: No, you shNo you said you made that up!!
Joey: I know, but dont you think the sick thing is way better than the play thing?
Joey: Come on you guys, come on please-please just give her another chance, huh? Shell come around I promise.
Joey: (shouting) I can hear you!
Ross: Hey Pheebs, could you please not put your feet up on my new (On Rachels glare) old sheet?
Phoebe: Ross, where did you get this?!
Ross: Of course not, it smells like wine, which you spilled! And thanks for wrecking my sheet by the way.
Phoebe: Oh Ross, calm down, Ill give you the 80 cents. (Ross glares at Rachel)
Monica: Chandler, would you like some more orange juice?
Joey: So uh, what are you guys doing?
Joey: Look, come on you guys, you said you were gonna try! All right look, I came over here to invite you guys to a movie with me and Janine.
Joey: Ha-ha, very funnyLook! I dont know what to do! I really want you guys to get along. Just please come to the movie with us. I mean you owe me!
Monica: We owe you?!
Joey: Thats right! I helped you guys out a lot in the start of your relationship. Huh? I helped you guys sneak around for like six months, and I looked like an idiot! And I was humiliated. And I only made 200 dollars!
Monica: We didnt give you any money! (Chandler is motioning, "No!")
Joey: You dont think I know that!
Phoebe: Yeah no, Im telling you Rachel has such a great eye for this stuff. Ross, yknow if you ever decide you need to redecorateAnd I think that you should. You should, you should ask Rachel to help.
Phoebe: Oh, come on! I think hes ready to get rid of, what did you call it? The cheap knock-offs and dinosaur junk.
Ross: Really?! (To Rachel) Hey, yknow what? Since you have such a great sense of what I need, uh ooh, heres-heres 60 bucks, why dont you take Phoebe down to that Colonial flea market of yours and get me some stuff.
Phoebe: Oh my God. This is where you got all our stuff, Pottery Barn! Oh my God!
Rachel: Okay! Okay-okay lookno I did, I just wanted this stuff and I know how you feel about Pottery Barn. Just Come on dont be mad.
Phoebe: I cant! I cant! Unless Well are you saying that-that you would move out if-if I didnt buy that lamp?
Phoebe: But are you saying that you would move out if I didnt buy that lamp?
Janine: Well I did. I really did. And you guys, Ive got to say, Im sorry if I was a little weird after the last time we went out. I guess I was just nervous or something.
Monica: (bursting in) I knew it!! Yknow, youre not so quiet yourself, missy!
Chandler: And Im blah? Listen, the only thing more boring than watching modern dance is having to listen to you talk about it, (Imitating her) "Oh Chandler, I just lost myself in the moment."
Janine: Yknow, I know youre talking, but all I hear is, "Blah. Blah. Blah-blah-blah."
Monica: (steps up and points at her) All right! You and me! Lets go! Right now!
Joey: All right! All right! Enough! Enough! Enough!! Enough! (To Chandler and Monica) You two go home! I-I-I gotta talk to Janine! (They start to leave.)
Chandler: (To Monica) Yknow I think you can take her.
Monica: (to Janine) Youd better hope I dont see you in the hallway!! (They exit.)
Joey: All right, uh, weve got a little bit of a problem here. These people are my friends; you cant treat them that way.
Joey: I know! I know! And Im going to talk to them about it. They mean so much to me. They Theyre like my family. If you guys are gonna be fighting all the time, I-I I dont think we can be together. It just, it just cant work. It cant. (Starts to break up) Im very upset.
Monica: What did I tell you about the hall?!
Janine: Ill see you.
Janine: (muttering to herself) Or Ill hear you.
Monica: (chasing her) Youd better run!
Chandler: Did you hear that?
Chandler: Yeah, Im sorry man. (Pause) You wanna go watch?
Monica: I cannot believe you broke up with her just like that.
Joey: Well, when its not right, you know it.
Chandler: You okay?
Ross: Yknow what would cheer you up?
Ross: Im giving this lecture on erosion theories tomorrow night, I think you should come.
Joey: (laughing hysterically) Youre right! That did cheer me up!
Phoebe: Why are you looking at me like that?
Kash: Hey Rachel! You ready to go?
The Salesman: So, heres somebody interesting, Joey. What do you know about Van Gogh?
Phoebe: Yknow what? Im not talking to you! You go back to sleep! (To the hitchhiker) And you, are you a rapist?!
Phoebe: Alright, here's my $7.50. (Hands them the money) But I think you should know that this money is cursed.
Phoebe: Uh huh...we're playing you two.
Mr. Franklin: Youre a joker Bing. (Walks away.)
Phoebe: Wow, Joey and a professor! Can you imagine if they had kids and if the kids got her intelligence and Joey's raw sexual magnetism... Oh, those nerds will get laaaaaid!
Cassie: Oh my God! You do a great Chandler!
Ross: Youre moving?
Rachel: Hey, you know, before you said that nothing could happen between us? What changed?
Ross: Whoa-whoa, arent you a little over dressed?
Gunther: (handing them the bill) Here you go.
Monica: (cooking something) Phoebe, you were supposed to take that back!
Ross: (interrupts) No, no, no I don't want to know, don't want to know. Ok, you know, I should probably, I should probably just go.
Ross: Yeah. No. No youre right.
Phoebe: So long! Dont let the best door in the world hit you in the ass on your way out! (He exits and she slams the door behind him.)
Phoebe: Look, why dont you just pay for it yourself?
Chandler: See? I told you.
Rachel: Oh, you guys, I can't believe this. But I'll leave now, or I'm gonna miss my plane.
Phoebe: Y'know what you should send him? A cartoon of cigarettes. 'Cause that why he could trade it for protection. No. That's prison.
Joey: Ooh, its probably a residual check, hey can you open it for me, Im kinda .
Monica: No, I want everything that you just said. I want a marriage.
Joey: (To Chandler) You?! (To Monica) And-and you?!
Lydia: Arent you in my Popular Culture class?
Ross: Oh my God! Have you ever been in a relationship with someone who hasn't won the Nobel Prize?
Monica: Okay, you stay here, and just wait by the phone. Spray Lysol in my shoe, and wait for Ross to kill you.
Chandler: All right. Now go see Miss Kitty and she'll fix you up with a nice hooker.
Chandler: No no! I just love the way you look, I am warm, for your form.
Phoebe: Least of all you.
Ross: (to Rachel) Hey Rach, have you seen Charlie anywhere?
The Security Guard: (To Phoebe) Didn't I just throw you out of here?
Janice: You seek me out. Something deep in your soul calls out to me like a foghorn. Janice, Janice. You want me. You need me. You can't live without me. And you know it. You just don't know you know it. See ya.
Ross: No! Do you wanna hear it?
Phoebe: You dont play the oboe!
Pete: So? I mean have you thought about it?
Chandler: You see that?
Phoebe: You-you you had sex with Ursula?!
Phoebe: Yeah, so do you.
Chandler: You do?
Rachel: You really think I didn't say goodbye to you because I don't care?
Monica: (giggles) Of course I have! What do you think, Im some 30 year old virgin?
Rachel: You gave them to me!
Monica: Well, her father pays you for baby-sitting right?
Joey: Okay, the next situation is for Rachel. The wedding is about to start you walk into the back room and you find Monica taking a nap with Ross. (Ross lies on the floor.) Ill be Monica. Go! (He jumps down and cuddles up with Ross.)
Monica: Oh no! Did you take my bra too?!
Ross: Unbelievable! I mean you really kept Joey's underwear?! Why? Why would you do that?!
Chandler: Did you do it on our invitations?!
Charity guy: Right. Well, on behalf of the children: thank you both very much.
Rachel: Joey, are you sure?
Rachel: Thank you.
Chandler: You had a bachelorette party?!
Monica: Oh my God! Joey, what did you do after you threw her leg on the fire?
Ross: I cant believe it. (Pause) Can I tell you something? Im a little mad at him now.
Monica: Wow! So, now youre going on a date with this girl?
Gunther: And when you have a second later, I wanna show you why we dont just trap spiders under coffee mugs and leave them there.
Phoebe: Youre right! Youre right. Dont say it.
Rachel: Okay youre right. Ill hire Hilda tomorrow. Dumb old perfect for the job Hilda!
Dr. Green: Are you really pregnant?
Ross: Well, why dont you correct him?
Rachel: Yeah baby, I'll show you how we do it!
Chandler: Are you sure? Did you see the stain?
Rachel: Ross, you don't even have oven mitts on!
Ross: Yeah. Wait a minute. What are you doing here? Joey Tribbiani without a date on Valentines Day? Whats going on, huh? Girl trouble?
Phoebe: Another lie. You have a sickness!
Chandler: All right fine! But Im only doing this for you!
Ross: Yeah, uhm... I mean, Rachel and I, think you are great... with Emma... uhm... We just feel...
Gary: Take a seat. You okay? You feeling all right? (Closes the door and takes off his coat.)
Rachel: All right, you're the boss. I guess I gotta do what you tell me.
Chandler: What are you doing?
RACHEL: We love you, we're here for you.
Zack: Ok listen, you guys have shown a lot of interest in me tonight and I'm flattered and... and quite frankly a little frightened. Can we just talk about something else?
Chandler: Would you please get some rest!
Ross: I have a bone to pick with you.
Roy: I may have borrowed this from my nephew, but let me assure you, what's underneath (points at his groin)... is all man.
Rachel: Now, if you will excuse me I am going to go and lie down. (Exits.)
Dr. Green: You did!
Joey: Why not? Youll feel better! Ill feel better, and you know you want to. I can see it in your eyes.
Ross: Oh I know, isn't it? Ooh... what'd you do to get her to laugh?
Chandler: I wasnt sure which one Mary-Angela was. (all of Joeys sisters gasp) Look, Im sorry okay, I was really drunk, and you all look really similar.
Ross: I was going to tell you, but
Phoebe: So what do you guys want for an engagement present?
Hooker: Do you mind if I smoke in here?
Paul: Ross, look, I know Ive been giving you a lot of jabs and its partly because Im very protective of Lizzie, and partly because well, they just keep coming to me. But I have to admit that after all the wonderful things that Lizzie has told me and the many, many, (pause) many stories that Rachel has told me that, well (pause) youre not (pause) all bad.
Ross: I mean, you just went out with my best friend, and I just think it'd be a really really bad idea. (pause) Or-or not! (they kiss passionately)
Monica: How can that be?! Oh wait! Wait! Are you, are you serious?!
Chandler: You do it!
Joey: You do it!
Phoebe: Of course you can take a couple days off work because this trip includes me!
Ross: Thanks guys! (They both sit down on either side of him.) I really appreciate this, yknow, but you dont have to rub my butt.
Joey: No, I-I miss hanging out with you.
Ross: (on the phone) No Mum, I'm not dead. I know it's not something to kid about. It was just a practical joke between Chandler and me, but it's over, ok? (pause) Actually no, even if I had died, you would not be left childless. (pause) Monica?
Ross: Thank you!
Phoebe: would you call this girl? (Puts on a crying act) thanks-fo-r-a-love-ly-even-ing
Rachel: What the... DIAL IT DOWN! (Joey goes to sit on the bed) Listen, ok, and maybe they're crazy thoughts, but sometimes I do, I have, I've been thinking about... you know, us! (looks at Joey, who's totally distraught) Ok, dial it up a little!
Ross: I really wish that you wouldnt.
Joey: What? You werent in it.
Chandler: Listen, I gotta talk to you.
Emily: I think youve got concussion.
Chandler: I'll catch you guys later. (Exits.)