words in movies
Rachel: What the hell is that?!! (to Monica) What the hell is that? Is that you? (Monica nods her head no, and Rachel realizes what is making that sound.) Ohhhhhhh! (storms over to Chandler and Joeys with Monica in trail.)
Monica: Boy, you are really not a morning person.
Chandler: You!
Ross: Hey, what are you doing shopping at eight in the morning?
Phoebe: You guys you really should get rid of those animals. They shouldnt be living in an apartment.
Ross: Now, how will they know if youre ready?
Monica: I justI cant believe that you think that you and Chandler know me and Rachel better than we know you.
Chandler: Well we-we do. You can only eat Tic Tacks in even numbers.
Chandler: (to Rachel) And you Ross, I believe, if you check Rachels bag you will find a half-eaten box of cookies in there.
Ross: (He does so, and finds a half-eaten box of cookies.) Youre good. (Tries a cookie.) These are not.
Rachel: How many guesses do you get?
Ross: How did you know she would buy scotch tape?
Monica: That does not mean you know us better, I-I want a rematch.
Monica: Are you scared?
Dr. Zane: We do five because that gives you a 25% chance that at least one will attach.
Frank: Hey, yknow I was thinking, what are the odds like if-if, if you stuff like 200 of them in there?
Phoebe: Okay, well yknow what, dont worry you guys, cause Im-Im gonna do this as many times as it takes to get it right.
Frank: Well, you see, the-the thing is, we-we only got, we kinda have one shot to make it right.
Alice: Umm, it costs $16,000 each time you do this. So, umm, were kinda using all the money we have to do it just this one time.
Phoebe: Wow! You guys really dont know anything!
Frank: I know! Why dont you get drunk! That worked for a lot of girls in my high school.
Monica: You guys! Do you realize that any minute now, Phoebe can be pregnant?
Ross: Gentlemen, youre pick.
Ross: Monica and I have a grandmother who died, you both went to her funeral, name that grandmother!
Chandler: Althea?! What are you doing?!
Monica: I knew that! Rachel! Use youre head!
Phoebe: Hello, tiny embryos. Well, Im-Im Phoebe Buffay, hi! Im-Im-Im hoping to be your uterus for the next nine months. You should know, that were doing this for Frank and Alice, who you know, youve been there! Umm, yknow they want you so much, so when you guys get in there, really grab on. Okay, and-and I promise that Ill keep you safe and warm until youre ready to have them take you home, so Oh! And also, umm next time you see me, Im screaming, dont worry, thats whats supposed to happen.
Ross: All right, the score is nine to eight in favor of the guys. Ladies if you miss this the game is theirs, pick your category.
Ross: You dont have to shout everything.
Ross: Thirty seconds, all the questions you can answer.
Monica: You guys are dead, I am so good at lighting rounds.
Chandler: I majored in lightning rounds. All right, were gonna destroy you.
Monica: Youre doing it again.
Joey: What do you have against the duck?! He doesnt make any noise!
Chandler: (interrupting) All right, hold on! If you win, we give up the birds.
Rachel: Why? Do you have the answers written on there?
Monica: No! Steady as a rock! Now, are you with me.
Ross: All right, gentlemen, youre up first.
Ross: You have 30 seconds. And the lightning round beginsstop it (Chandler stops jumping)now. What was Monicas nickname when she was a field hockey goalie?
Ross: 11, unbelievable 11 is correct. (The guys celebrate.) All right, thats 4 for the guys. Ladies, youre up.
(As they change places, they give each other the now patented Ross maneuver. If you dont know what that means, click here to find out The One With Joey's New Girlfriend.)
Ross: 10 seconds, you need this or you lose the game.
Chandler: You cant just call Monicas room.
Monica: Yeah. (to Chandler) I bet you cant guess what color my tonsils are? Ill bet the apartment!
Monica: How do you feel?
Joey: Oh wow! You can tell this soon.
Rachel: (entering from Chandlers bedroom, I guess, and sees the foosball table.) Oh my God! I cant believe you guys are actually think youre moving in here!
Joey: You cant just ignore the bet! Its a bet! You bet and you bet and if you lose, you lose the bet!
Monica: All right, look, I hate this as much as you, but if it makes you feel better, its all your fault.
Monica: Hey, Rach, can you give me a hand with this box?
Rachel: No! Put that box down! We are not going anywhere! This is my apartment and I like it! This is a girls apartment! That is a boys apartment, its dirty and it smells. This is pretty. Its-its so pretty! And look, and its-its purple! And Im telling you, you with the steady hand, I am not moving, and now I have got the steady hand. (She holds out her hand, which is shaking uncontrollably.)
Rachel: Thats right! You do what the hand says!
Phoebe: (singing) "Are you in there little fetus? In nine will you come great us? I will buy you some Adidas."
Alice: Hi, Phoebe! We were just at the drugstore and we got you a little present.
Monica: Hey, dont mix those up, you could really ruin that lollipop.
Alice: So umm, you feel like taking a test? Theres only one question.
Rachel: Yknow what, you are mean boys, who are just being mean!
Joey: Hey, dont get mad at us! No one forced you to raise the stakes!
Chandler: Would you all stop yelling in our apartment! You are ruining moving day for us!
Rachel: Will you stop calling it your apartment!
Phoebe: You guys! You guys! Youre gonna have a baby! Theyre gonna have a baby!
Joey: Did you see the size of the closets?!
Phoebe: You should! How is she?
Rachel: Yeah, we wanted to throw you a big surprise and a great shower, and now you dont have either.
Phoebe: Oh no, don't hate, you don't want to put that out into the universe.
Ross: Okay, then why do you have to wear underwear tonight?
Phoebe: Are you gonna open the presents without Chandler?
Rachel: Ohh, gee. I wonder why she thinks youre going to call her?
Rachel: Yeahbut come onListen, Im sorry I dont want to make you uncomfortable, but I told Phoebe that it happened and she doesnt believe me.
Monica: Nooo! No, thats not true. No, best time ever! Yeah, you rocked me world! (She turns out the light to go back to sleep.)
Joey: Come on man! You never want to do anything since you and Janice broke up.
Monica: So, maybe I am a little high maintenance. And maybe Rachel is a little bit of a pushover. But you know what we decided you are?
Joey: Hey. Hey look I am still Joey, okay. Flowers theyre just, you know, theyre nice to look at. And that happens to be a picture by a famous artist. Of a famous baby.
Ross: What do you think youre doing?!
Monica: You obviously havent screwed over a lot of your friends. (They all look at her) Which we all appreciate.
Chandler: Ill tell you what, I will go get them developed and you can go home.
Katie: Oh uh I actually came here to ask you out.
TILLY: I gather by that oh that he told you about me.
Ross: Ah I had a little thing with Joey, if you think this is bad you should see him.
Amanda: Let’s see.. to assure you get this directly, ring me back on my mobile.
Ross: Oh, come here sweetie, listen, youre gonna go on like a thousand interviews before you get a job. (she glares at him) Thats not how that was supposed to come out.
RACH: Right, you, you only had a year. We only hung out every night.
Monica: Oh no-no-no, its only one night a week, and plus I get to take all of you out for a lot of free dinners.
Joey: I don't know. You dumped her on New Year's.
Mr. Douglas: Youre kidding? She seems so...
Ross: Youre fast and irresponsible. That adds up to a bad driver.
Cecilia: Joey, well thank you. That is so sweet. Oh, excuse me. (She throws her drink on a passing writer.)
Janice: Well, I knew you had the Rockys, and so I figured, you know, you can wear Bullwinkle and Bullwinkle, or you can wear Rocky and Rocky,or, you can mix and match, moose and squirrel. Whatever you want.
Ross: Hey! What are you guys looking at?
Rachel: Hey! So, did you quit?
Rachel: Yeah, down from seven hundred, you are saving like two hundred bucks!
Joey: Okay, and ah, this one here is a Douglas Fir, now its a little more money, but you get a nicer smell.
Rachel: Oh you really, you really just dont want to hear about it.
Monica: How have you been?
Joey: Hey Pheebs, you wanna help?
Barry: We can, we can go to Aruba! When I went there on what would have been our honeymoon, it was, uh... it was really nice. You would've liked it.
RICHARD: God. I love you.
Joey: What the hell are you doin'?
CHANDLER: Well, it's sharp, it's metal, I think I can do some, you know, serious damage with it.
Chandler: Well what Yknow what Im gonna do? Im gonna go over there; Im gonna kick his ass! (Pause) Will you help me?!
David: I keep a straight face he-he delivers like this look, a reaction to you, or a certain take, I-II mean I find it so funny.
Rachel: You know, when two people have a connection, you know, that's... just seems like such a... waste.
Monica: Wow, she must have hurt you pretty bad, huh?
Rachel: Yes it is! I saw you guys going at it behind the card catalog!
Joey: That's it! I'm tired of covering for you two! This has got to stop! (Realizes he still has the underwear in his hand.) Ahh! (Throws them towards Chandler's room.) And tighty-whiteys! What are you, 8?
Rachel: Please, what about you and Chandler?
Actress/Olivia: No, I told you...get out!
Monica: Phoebe, you are a bad ass!
MONICA: Sandra, I am so sorry, I thought you were Rachel and we just weren't ready for you yet.
FRIEND: Well, you kids take the train in?
Phoebe: (laughs harder) You make it so funny.
Rachel: Well were gonna miss you around here.
Rachel: Chandler, you have an assistant right?
Chandler: Yeah, it's like when you're a kid, and your parents put your dog to sleep, and they tell you it went off to live on some farm.
Phoebe: Oh, I was telling them about you and Emily. Y'know, try to get some sympathy.
Monica: Oh good, I hate it when you do that
CHANDLER: Oh, that's good. Maybe he'll hear you and pull the cord.
Ross: (to Joey) How 'bout instead you, go get changed! (to Chandler) You, give him back his underwear! I'm gonna go get a cab, and I want everyone down stairs in two minutes! Monica!
Allesandro: I want to talk to you about your review.
Ross: Yeah Pheebs, come on, you two have completely different styles. Y'know, shes more..(shakes his shoulders, like hes dancing) y'know, and youre more (sees the look from Phoebe and stops)
Joey: Yknow what? Why dont you just give us our souvenirs and get the hell out of here?
Dr. Harad: Hi! Phoebe, I'm Dr. Harad, I'm going to be delivering your babies. I want you to know, you're gonna be in good hands. I've been doing this for a long time. I'll be back in a minute to do your internal, in the meantime, just relax because everything here looks great. And also, I love Fonzie. (Exits)
ROSS: Wow!� (pause)� Wow, You look . . . uh . . .�� It's just, ah . . .�� That dress . . . uh . . .�
Ross: Do you uh, do you talk about me?
Ross: You know what? I'm gonna finish this later, ok? Let me just grab my coat.
Frank: What, you dont think I know that?
Rachel: Okay. Well, I gotta go you guys. Ill see you later.
Ross: (looking at Rachel entering with Emma) Oh, hi! Hi! Thanks for showing you up thirty minutes late!
Chandler: You know, it's funny. Every time you say "triplets," I immediately think of three hot blonde 19-year olds.
The Stripper: Okay, who are you? The Hardy boys? Look, I dont need to steal some stupid ring, all right? I make $1,600 a week doing what I do; any of you guys make that?
Monica: All right, it'll be great! You just make her think you wanna have sex with her! It'll totally freak her out!
Ross: (to Monica) Well, you were right. How can they do this to us, huh? It's Thanksgiving.
Ross: (slowly) Yeah. But you know what? I think you should give Joey a chance. I mean, he's a great guy, and sure he doesn't know that much about art but you know, you can always talk about that with someone else.
Director: Oh no! You get up there and do that again exactly like that!
Paul: So Lizzie, are-are-are you planning on staying the night?
Phoebe: Yeah, but you have to keep the name too!
Ross: Youll see.
Monica: What have you heard me sing?
Chandler: We cant tell him, you cant go up to a guy you barely know and talk about his.... stuff.
RACHEL: Ok honey, you really need a job.
Phoebe: Mike, you don't know, you don't know what you're doing!
Melissa: (laughs) Oh you dont have to be (Laughs again) sorry. Im Im obviously kidding. Im not in love with you. (To Phoebe) Im not in love with her. I dont hear coconuts banging together. Yeah, I dont picture your face when I make love to my boyfriend. Anyway, I gotta go. Eh kiss good-bye? (Rachel stares at her stunned.) No? Okay. (Hurries into the cab and drives off.)
Mrs. Geller: (incredulous) You dont know how that happened?! Your dog thought my diaphragm was a chew toy!
Monica: He asked you out?!
Rachel: Well honey, then why don't you break up with one of them?
Chandler: no I'm not quite sure you got the right movie that's all.
Phoebe: No idea! I though he was soft like you!
Rachel: Yknow what Tag, if we went down to the office you would see those contracts sitting on your desk.
Joey: Oh yeah? Well, you don't know about Hugsy, my bedtime penguin pal. (Joey shies away.)
Phoebe: Because I think it means more to you.
RACHEL: Did, did he just, did he, did he just say, he said bye. He said bye. You said, you said bye to me. You said bye to me.
Monica: I-I-I think you look great.
Rachel: And did you?!
Cecilia: Well of course not, but you were very good.
Phoebe: No that is the last thing you want to do!
Rachel: Nothing! Oh God, we're just so excited that you want to get this apartment!
Kate: Hi, nice to meet you. Kate Miller.
Mrs. Bing: You are gonna be fine, believe me.
Phoebe: Yeah, um, which ones in particular were great for you?
Joey: Hey well, you cant teach someone to be good with women. Yknow, thats why I never had any luck with Chandler.
Rachel: Oh honey, I'm so sorry, you were right, this feels great!
Mrs. Geller: It really was. Oh, c'mere, sweetheart. (Hugs her) Y'know, I think it might be time for you to start using night cream.