words in movies
Rachel: What the hell is that?!! (to Monica) What the hell is that? Is that you? (Monica nods her head no, and Rachel realizes what is making that sound.) Ohhhhhhh! (storms over to Chandler and Joeys with Monica in trail.)
Monica: Boy, you are really not a morning person.
Chandler: You!
Ross: Hey, what are you doing shopping at eight in the morning?
Phoebe: You guys you really should get rid of those animals. They shouldnt be living in an apartment.
Ross: Now, how will they know if youre ready?
Monica: I justI cant believe that you think that you and Chandler know me and Rachel better than we know you.
Chandler: Well we-we do. You can only eat Tic Tacks in even numbers.
Chandler: (to Rachel) And you Ross, I believe, if you check Rachels bag you will find a half-eaten box of cookies in there.
Ross: (He does so, and finds a half-eaten box of cookies.) Youre good. (Tries a cookie.) These are not.
Rachel: How many guesses do you get?
Ross: How did you know she would buy scotch tape?
Monica: That does not mean you know us better, I-I want a rematch.
Monica: Are you scared?
Dr. Zane: We do five because that gives you a 25% chance that at least one will attach.
Frank: Hey, yknow I was thinking, what are the odds like if-if, if you stuff like 200 of them in there?
Phoebe: Okay, well yknow what, dont worry you guys, cause Im-Im gonna do this as many times as it takes to get it right.
Frank: Well, you see, the-the thing is, we-we only got, we kinda have one shot to make it right.
Alice: Umm, it costs $16,000 each time you do this. So, umm, were kinda using all the money we have to do it just this one time.
Phoebe: Wow! You guys really dont know anything!
Frank: I know! Why dont you get drunk! That worked for a lot of girls in my high school.
Monica: You guys! Do you realize that any minute now, Phoebe can be pregnant?
Ross: Gentlemen, youre pick.
Ross: Monica and I have a grandmother who died, you both went to her funeral, name that grandmother!
Chandler: Althea?! What are you doing?!
Monica: I knew that! Rachel! Use youre head!
Phoebe: Hello, tiny embryos. Well, Im-Im Phoebe Buffay, hi! Im-Im-Im hoping to be your uterus for the next nine months. You should know, that were doing this for Frank and Alice, who you know, youve been there! Umm, yknow they want you so much, so when you guys get in there, really grab on. Okay, and-and I promise that Ill keep you safe and warm until youre ready to have them take you home, so Oh! And also, umm next time you see me, Im screaming, dont worry, thats whats supposed to happen.
Ross: All right, the score is nine to eight in favor of the guys. Ladies if you miss this the game is theirs, pick your category.
Ross: You dont have to shout everything.
Ross: Thirty seconds, all the questions you can answer.
Monica: You guys are dead, I am so good at lighting rounds.
Chandler: I majored in lightning rounds. All right, were gonna destroy you.
Monica: Youre doing it again.
Joey: What do you have against the duck?! He doesnt make any noise!
Chandler: (interrupting) All right, hold on! If you win, we give up the birds.
Rachel: Why? Do you have the answers written on there?
Monica: No! Steady as a rock! Now, are you with me.
Ross: All right, gentlemen, youre up first.
Ross: You have 30 seconds. And the lightning round beginsstop it (Chandler stops jumping)now. What was Monicas nickname when she was a field hockey goalie?
Ross: 11, unbelievable 11 is correct. (The guys celebrate.) All right, thats 4 for the guys. Ladies, youre up.
(As they change places, they give each other the now patented Ross maneuver. If you dont know what that means, click here to find out The One With Joey's New Girlfriend.)
Ross: 10 seconds, you need this or you lose the game.
Chandler: You cant just call Monicas room.
Monica: Yeah. (to Chandler) I bet you cant guess what color my tonsils are? Ill bet the apartment!
Monica: How do you feel?
Joey: Oh wow! You can tell this soon.
Rachel: (entering from Chandlers bedroom, I guess, and sees the foosball table.) Oh my God! I cant believe you guys are actually think youre moving in here!
Joey: You cant just ignore the bet! Its a bet! You bet and you bet and if you lose, you lose the bet!
Monica: All right, look, I hate this as much as you, but if it makes you feel better, its all your fault.
Monica: Hey, Rach, can you give me a hand with this box?
Rachel: No! Put that box down! We are not going anywhere! This is my apartment and I like it! This is a girls apartment! That is a boys apartment, its dirty and it smells. This is pretty. Its-its so pretty! And look, and its-its purple! And Im telling you, you with the steady hand, I am not moving, and now I have got the steady hand. (She holds out her hand, which is shaking uncontrollably.)
Rachel: Thats right! You do what the hand says!
Phoebe: (singing) "Are you in there little fetus? In nine will you come great us? I will buy you some Adidas."
Alice: Hi, Phoebe! We were just at the drugstore and we got you a little present.
Monica: Hey, dont mix those up, you could really ruin that lollipop.
Alice: So umm, you feel like taking a test? Theres only one question.
Rachel: Yknow what, you are mean boys, who are just being mean!
Joey: Hey, dont get mad at us! No one forced you to raise the stakes!
Chandler: Would you all stop yelling in our apartment! You are ruining moving day for us!
Rachel: Will you stop calling it your apartment!
Phoebe: You guys! You guys! Youre gonna have a baby! Theyre gonna have a baby!
Joey: Did you see the size of the closets?!
Phoebe: Well, maybe you wouldnt have had you (turns to the attendant) run in the chapel!
Joey: I know. (Joey is sitting in this tall chair that is made up of balls on polls. Youll have to see it to know what I mean.) Yeah, his name is Pat.
Monica: You have to help me! Im supposed to be writing my vows and all I have is this! (Shows them what shes been working on.)
CHANDLER: You bitch.
PHOEBE: You have a third nipple?
Phoebe: Well not so much a pet as, you know, an occasional visitor who I put food out for, you know. Kinda like Santa. Except Santa doesn't poop on the plate of cookies.
Rachel: Are you, are you, are you sure its ah, a new bump? I mean, no offense, Ive always thought of Ben as a fairly bumpy headed child.
Ross: So does-does Joey know youre moving?
Joey: I'll treat you real nice. (Pulls out a chair for her.)
Joey: Whoa-whoa-whoa. Jokes? You guys know they have naked chicks in there, right?
Monica: Chandler, what are you doing? That thing can put someones eye out!
Rachel: Did you not get a good enough look the other day?
Chandler: I am strong! Ill show you! (He sits down at the table.)
Chandler: Do you happen to know what Im going to say?
JULIE: Where you goin'?
Monica: No! (Pause) Are you doing it?! I dont hear anything! Come on!
Monica: (interrupting) You have nothing! You're not even going out! You're her baby sitter! You have a 12-year-old girl's job!
Ross: You can see where he'd have trouble.
Ross: (to the rest of them) Yeah-yeah you guys. Get out of here!
JULIE: See you later Rach.
Phoebe: (goes and gets some cookies) Well, so, umm, anyway umm, Ive been, Ive been looking for my Father, and umm, have you heard from him, or seen him?
Chandler: Not if I kiss you first.
Janice: Im gonna leave the three of you alone.
Monica: Hey, guys, guys, did you see my new, china cabinet?!
Phoebe: (looks) Oh my God, youre right! I am too late; theyre sitting on the couch and talking! (To Patrick) Come on! (They go over to the couch.) Rachel?
Ross: Oh, guys, you should've seen him. 'Read 'em and weep.'
Chandler: The fact that you'd even ask that question shows how little you know me.
PHOEBE: Do I? Thank you, so do you.
Chandler: Helen drinks. (Insincerely) Will you marry me?
Rachel: This is just occurring to you?
Chandler: Let me see what you wrote about yourself: "Doctor Paleontology, two kids... " (pause) You split with Carol because you have different interests?... I think you split with Carol because you've one very similar interest!
Chandler: See, I'm finding out all this stuff about you today, like you like the Law & Order and that you flirted with every guy in the Tri-State area!
Chandler: So tell me, how do- how do you think your husband would feel about you sitting here with me?...Sliding your foot so far up my pant leg you can count the change in my pocket?
Chandler: Well, only if you order stuff.
Ross: You'd better hope not because I just read what you put on your page today.
Monica: Oh, then it mustve been you. Bye. (leaves)
Rachel: Listen, my mum is not bringing the baby back until nine o� clock. So I was hoping you and I could have achance to kind of talk� somebody here?
Rachel: Well, I used to date him, but youre still going out with her!
Rachel: No, you're right. Well, we'll find something. Let's just get you out of that. Come on.
Sophie: Hi! I brought you back a macaroon!
Chandler: I can see it from right here. Itll cost you one husband.
Monica: Do you umm, you really think the best reason to get married is because you're sorry?
Ross: If you wanna put a label on it.
Joey: Yeah! Well, now that you brought it up, our fridge is broken. We have to get a new one. Now, I checked around and your half is $400. Thanks a lot.
Chandler: Okay! Now I assume the Saucer card came up when you played last.
Rachel: Thanks for lunch, Chandler. Y'know, you didnt have to walk me all the way back up here.
Phoebe: (simultaneously) Im breaking up with you!
Charlie: (to Rachel) So, you know what, I really like those jackets with the shoulder pads on them. Where do you think those would be?
Monica: Absolutely! Yes, you say to him "I'm sorry Mike I can't live without her, she means too much to me!"
Phoebe: You know, did you ride mopeds? 'Cause I've heard... (they stare at her)... oh, I see... it's not about that right now. OK.
Frankie: How long do you want the cuffs?
Chandler: I don't know! He went crazy! Y'know, we were playing that game where you-you ask a question and you answer it really fast.
JOEY: It's like, you got so many lines to learn so fast, that sometimes you need a minute to remember your next one. So while you're thinkin' of it, you take this big pause where you look all intense, you know, like this.
Ross: Yeah, no, youre right, I know, youre right, Im not, Im not gonna do it. All right, thanks guys. (Gets up to leave.)
Chandler and Joey: Yeah! Why dont you stick around. You can sit right there.
Joey: No! Forget it! OkayI mean thanks, but Im done taking money from you. All right, I can take of myself. Now, whats next? Come on.
PHOEBE: Can you believe how much this is gonna cost?
Rachel: Thirty. Ugh, I mean thirty! Monica, do you remember mean, old Mrs. Kreeger in the fifth grade? She was thirty!
Ross: But you know what, if you think about it, it actually promotes a healthy uhm... body image... because... even big butts or uhm... juicy doubles.
Jill: Totally, I love them! And, maybe you could finish telling me about all the different kinds of sand.
Ross: What? How come that you don't have to go!
PHOEBE: Uh, Ross, those are the only lines we have, sorry. OK, you guys, once more.
Chandler: Alright, you did it! Do we have any fruit?
Joey: All right, okay, this is great, uh, Chandler, you get behind the desk. And-and when she comes in hopefully, she wont recognise you because, well, why would she? Uh, okay, and then you buzz Ross and I. (to Ross) You be Mr. Gonzalez, and Ill be uh, Mr. Wong.
Ross: No. No, uh, Phoebs? You can'tyou can't do...
Chandler: Yeah, you don't want to be stuck with us for the next five weeks.
{Note: Does anyone else want to smack Ross right about now? Raise your hands. Okay, put them down before you stink out the person next to you.}
JOEY: Thank you.
MONICA: Oh, thank you!
WAITER: And for you?
PHOEBE: Not for you.
Rachel: No! Joey, oh youre so sweet. Youre so-so sweet, honey. But Im not, Im not looking for a husband.
Chandler: Wait! Wait! Wed really love it if you could be there.
Rachel: Im having dinner with my dad tomorrow night, do you wanna come?
Ross: Wait a minute! I saw that! On The Discovery Channel, yeah! About jellyfish and how if you... (Stops suddenly and turns to look at Monica) Ewwww!! You peed on yourself?!
Phoebe: Well you all know that I'm a pacifist so I'm not interested in war in any way. (Gets up) But y'know what? When the revolution comes, I will have to destroy you all. (Starts to leave.) (To Joey) Not you Joey.
Ross: No, come on, he doesnt know this stuff. If he knew how you felt.
RACHEL: Thank you.
Ross: All right, I'll see you guys later.
PHOEBE: So...Thank you.
Monica: Alright, let me ask you this question: How many of you thought the music was fine, but not in keeping with the tone of the restaurant? (a few raise their hands again).
CHANDLER: Why did you look at me when you said that?
MONICA: You know what? You're right.
Ross: Youre just saying that 'cause I said no to your name!
PHOE: Hey Rach, what time do you get off? We're all gonna do something tonight.
MONICA: Do I know you?
Monica: And I suppose you used a ring designer for that.
Julie: I'd love it too. Shoot, I gotta go. So, I'll talk to you later.
ROSS: Hey, you guys.
Ross: Come on, they're gonna love you.
Rachel: What are you doing?! Get in the front!
PHOEBE: OK, hey, HEY. Is your boyfriend the boss of you?
JOEY: Ah, I was just in the bathroom, and there's mirrors on both sides of you. So when you're in there it's like you're peein' with the Rockettes.
Monica: Well, if I had them taken out, then I wouldn't be able to do this. (she pushes Chandler on the couch and brushes her hair and shells against Chandler's chest) You like that, right? (again, she brushes her hair against his chest and hums...)
Rachel: Hello? Like he was really gonna send you one? (To Phoebe) She was a big girl.
Joey: Sure, I can hang out til I have to meet ya. (To Chandler) What uhHow come youre not going?
Chandler: Okay, well we'll go back in there, but will you do one thing for us? The people that care about you?
Mona: (entering) Hey Ross, whats going on? You changing the lock?
Ross: Well, because y'know there are certain rules about this kind of stuff. You don't uh, you don't fool around with your uh, friend's ex-girlfriends or possible girlfriends or girls they're related to.
Ross: Oh, you know the sex of the baby? Oh, oh-oh-oh!