words in movies
Rachel: What the hell is that?!! (to Monica) What the hell is that? Is that you? (Monica nods her head no, and Rachel realizes what is making that sound.) Ohhhhhhh! (storms over to Chandler and Joeys with Monica in trail.)
Monica: Boy, you are really not a morning person.
Chandler: You!
Ross: Hey, what are you doing shopping at eight in the morning?
Phoebe: You guys you really should get rid of those animals. They shouldnt be living in an apartment.
Ross: Now, how will they know if youre ready?
Monica: I justI cant believe that you think that you and Chandler know me and Rachel better than we know you.
Chandler: Well we-we do. You can only eat Tic Tacks in even numbers.
Chandler: (to Rachel) And you Ross, I believe, if you check Rachels bag you will find a half-eaten box of cookies in there.
Ross: (He does so, and finds a half-eaten box of cookies.) Youre good. (Tries a cookie.) These are not.
Rachel: How many guesses do you get?
Ross: How did you know she would buy scotch tape?
Monica: That does not mean you know us better, I-I want a rematch.
Monica: Are you scared?
Dr. Zane: We do five because that gives you a 25% chance that at least one will attach.
Frank: Hey, yknow I was thinking, what are the odds like if-if, if you stuff like 200 of them in there?
Phoebe: Okay, well yknow what, dont worry you guys, cause Im-Im gonna do this as many times as it takes to get it right.
Frank: Well, you see, the-the thing is, we-we only got, we kinda have one shot to make it right.
Alice: Umm, it costs $16,000 each time you do this. So, umm, were kinda using all the money we have to do it just this one time.
Phoebe: Wow! You guys really dont know anything!
Frank: I know! Why dont you get drunk! That worked for a lot of girls in my high school.
Monica: You guys! Do you realize that any minute now, Phoebe can be pregnant?
Ross: Gentlemen, youre pick.
Ross: Monica and I have a grandmother who died, you both went to her funeral, name that grandmother!
Chandler: Althea?! What are you doing?!
Monica: I knew that! Rachel! Use youre head!
Phoebe: Hello, tiny embryos. Well, Im-Im Phoebe Buffay, hi! Im-Im-Im hoping to be your uterus for the next nine months. You should know, that were doing this for Frank and Alice, who you know, youve been there! Umm, yknow they want you so much, so when you guys get in there, really grab on. Okay, and-and I promise that Ill keep you safe and warm until youre ready to have them take you home, so Oh! And also, umm next time you see me, Im screaming, dont worry, thats whats supposed to happen.
Ross: All right, the score is nine to eight in favor of the guys. Ladies if you miss this the game is theirs, pick your category.
Ross: You dont have to shout everything.
Ross: Thirty seconds, all the questions you can answer.
Monica: You guys are dead, I am so good at lighting rounds.
Chandler: I majored in lightning rounds. All right, were gonna destroy you.
Monica: Youre doing it again.
Joey: What do you have against the duck?! He doesnt make any noise!
Chandler: (interrupting) All right, hold on! If you win, we give up the birds.
Rachel: Why? Do you have the answers written on there?
Monica: No! Steady as a rock! Now, are you with me.
Ross: All right, gentlemen, youre up first.
Ross: You have 30 seconds. And the lightning round beginsstop it (Chandler stops jumping)now. What was Monicas nickname when she was a field hockey goalie?
Ross: 11, unbelievable 11 is correct. (The guys celebrate.) All right, thats 4 for the guys. Ladies, youre up.
(As they change places, they give each other the now patented Ross maneuver. If you dont know what that means, click here to find out The One With Joey's New Girlfriend.)
Ross: 10 seconds, you need this or you lose the game.
Chandler: You cant just call Monicas room.
Monica: Yeah. (to Chandler) I bet you cant guess what color my tonsils are? Ill bet the apartment!
Monica: How do you feel?
Joey: Oh wow! You can tell this soon.
Rachel: (entering from Chandlers bedroom, I guess, and sees the foosball table.) Oh my God! I cant believe you guys are actually think youre moving in here!
Joey: You cant just ignore the bet! Its a bet! You bet and you bet and if you lose, you lose the bet!
Monica: All right, look, I hate this as much as you, but if it makes you feel better, its all your fault.
Monica: Hey, Rach, can you give me a hand with this box?
Rachel: No! Put that box down! We are not going anywhere! This is my apartment and I like it! This is a girls apartment! That is a boys apartment, its dirty and it smells. This is pretty. Its-its so pretty! And look, and its-its purple! And Im telling you, you with the steady hand, I am not moving, and now I have got the steady hand. (She holds out her hand, which is shaking uncontrollably.)
Rachel: Thats right! You do what the hand says!
Phoebe: (singing) "Are you in there little fetus? In nine will you come great us? I will buy you some Adidas."
Alice: Hi, Phoebe! We were just at the drugstore and we got you a little present.
Monica: Hey, dont mix those up, you could really ruin that lollipop.
Alice: So umm, you feel like taking a test? Theres only one question.
Rachel: Yknow what, you are mean boys, who are just being mean!
Joey: Hey, dont get mad at us! No one forced you to raise the stakes!
Chandler: Would you all stop yelling in our apartment! You are ruining moving day for us!
Rachel: Will you stop calling it your apartment!
Phoebe: You guys! You guys! Youre gonna have a baby! Theyre gonna have a baby!
Joey: Did you see the size of the closets?!
Joey: Are you kidding me? I never rent a movie without it! (Listens) Oh. (Listens) Uh, okay uh let me call you back. (Hangs up.)
The Doctor: Hes doing just fine, hes resting now, but you can see him in a little bit.
Monica: I will! But not tonight. For dinner music, I thought we could listen to that tape you made me.
Amy: (touched) Thank you. I've got to admit, Emma does look cute.
Ross: Yknow, okay. Youre right. It is huge. So why dont we take it just a little bit at a time? Okay? Umm, forget getting married for a sec; just forget about it. Can you just come home and take a shower?
Chandler: Just out of curiosity did she tell you how youre gonna go?
Ross: What do you think you're gonna do, have sex with her right here on my couch?
Jester: Uh, may I help you?
Ross: Are you jealous?
Charity guy: Well if you like, we can include your names in our newsletter.
Joey: Uh-huh look, the only reason I can over here was to settle things between us! Okay? Youve done a lot for me and my career, I wanted to pay you back so I took you to the premiere but you missed it! Okay, so how much do I owe you?
Richard: No you do. You... just...
Rachel: What're you guys doing out here?
JOEY: Soooooo... you are now looking at Dr. Drake Ramore, neurosurgeon, recurring in at least four episodes!
Richard: Its good to see you.
Chandler: So you you dont want to live with Don in a cheese house?
Sally: It's hard isn't it? There's almost no time for a social life. I mean, where are you gonna meet someone?
Ross: What are you doing?
Ross: And what are you going to do for him?
Joey: I want you to like her! But if that's too damned difficult for you, then the least you can do is pretend.
Rachel: Monica, what are you doing?
Rachel: So what do you say? Can I be your girlfriend again?
Courtney: Okay. You know its gonna happen.
Phoebe: What, he's not still following her. Do you think he is still following her?
Rachel: Monica, where did you get these?!
Joey: All right, you got it.
Monica: (Pulls Laura into the spare room) Why don't I show you the baby's room?
Chandler: Depends on what you mean by we.
Joey: Yeah! Well, well really it's three. Please. You're so good at it. I love you.
Monica: (To Joey) Oh, about that. Joey, you have to change before the party.
Ross: Come here. (he hugs Rachel) Listen, you deserve so much better than him...you know, I mean, you, you, you should be with a guy who knows what he has when he has you.
Monica: Relax! It's Phoebe! Not you!
Phoebe: Yknow Rach, I think that, I think you should be Monicas made of honor.
Rachel: (entering) You guys, youre never gonna believe what I just found tacked up on a telephone pole! (Shes holding a flyer.) Look kinda familiar?
Mike: Look, if Phoebe wants to marry David, she should, I'm not gonna stand in the way of that and neither should you.
Joey: Im telling you man, I saw it.
David: In fact, ehm... I going to kiss you now. (David holds Phoebe and wants to kiss her.)
CHANDLER: Hey Phoebs, can I have the milk after you?
Phoebe: What do you mean?
Ross: I want you to tell her everything. About the deal you tried to make with me, about the crazy questions you... Wally Cox! That's the voice of Underdog!
Rachel: Why aren't you at work?
Monica: Okay, I have to get that. Now when I get back, I want you and your friends to be gone. Thanksgiving is over. The Vein has spoken.
Rachel: So you know how to fix it?
Richard: You really sure?
Joey: How you got three women to marry you, Ill never know.
Joey: (sits down next to Ross) First of all, Utah? Dude, you can't just make stuff up!
Joey: Duh, where've you been?
Monica: (to Joey) You owe me 20 bucks.
Monica: Honey! Do you know that none of that stuff came from me?! I mean I never said I wanted to have babies and get married right now!
Gunther: You dont need to fill these silences.
Monica: So Chandler, I guess I'll see you at dinner.
Chandler: Oh, I'm glad you guys are past that little awkward phase.
Joey: Then why would you say that?!
Chandler: You want me to wash my hands first, don't you?
The Saleswoman: Did you cut this couch in half?
Rachel: Yes, I know! And Joey knows! But Ross doesn't know so you have to stop screaming!!
Janice: I just came by to give you a kiss, I have to go pick up the baby, so. I'll see you later sweetheart, you too Chandler. (laughs)
Ross: Not that big a deal? It's amazing. Ok, you just reach in there, there's one little maneuver, and bam, a bra right out the sleeve. All right, as far as I'm concerned, there is nothing a guy can do that even comes close. Am I right?
Dina: Thanks so much for meetin with me. Joeys told me so much about you!
Rachel: Joey, honey, I dont think youre supposed to go back there.
Phoebe: Oh my God! I do love you! How did you do it?!
Doctor: Ill be right with you. Okay? (to the nurse) Thanks, Wendy.
Phoebe: Ohh, theyre having a great time with their Aunt Phoebe! Aunt Rachel hasnt been helpful at all. So, do you miss me?
Ross: Unless (Rachel groans.) You anticipated that I would figure all this out and you know that it actually is a girl, and you really do want her to be named Ruth! Well, Im not falling for that! Okay? Ruth is off the table!
Ross: Hey Pheebs, you gonna have the rest of that Pop-Tart?.. Pheebs?
CAROLINE: I think it's great you guys are doing this.
Rachel: Please tell me youre not gonna dress up like a dinosaur.
Phoebe: Did you, did you touch any of the guitars while you were there? Did you?!
Chandler: It's ok, it's ok. You know what? (Takes out his mobile) I'll just call the agency and tell them to throw out the letter. (starts dialing)
Richard: Well, you seem fine.
Monica: Oh no! You werent supposed to see this!
Susan: So, so, did you hear?
Joey: Well, yeah, it was a really nice thing and all, but it made you feel really good right?
Phoebe: What?! I thought you were crazy about her!
All: WE WON!! Thank you! Yes!
Rachel: Let me uh, let me ask you something, do wedding vows mean squat to you people?! And why is it that the second we tell you were going out of town, bamn there you are in bed with the neighbors dog walker?!
Joeys Sister: Finally, I thought wed never be alone. Can I just tell you something, I have not stopped thinking about you since the party. (kisses him)
Chandler: You know, our band is playing on Friday.
Phoebe: Are you moving out?
Trudie Styler: You must be Bens mum.
RICHARD: What're you doing?
Phoebe Sr: The three losers. Oh, poor Lily. (Phoebe notices a picture on the fridge, takes it, and puts it in her pocket.) Ohh, y'know I-I heard about what happened, that must have been just terrible for you, losing your mother that way.
Phoebe: David! (He kisses her cheek) What-what are you doing here? Arent you supposed to be in Russia?
Rachel: Every day, you are becoming more and more like your mother.
Phoebe: I want you to be Crazy Bitch again.
Ross: Okay. (sees two people sitting in their seats.) Uh, huh. Excuse me, Im sorry, I-I think you may be in our seats.
Phoebe: So-so how long did that last for you and Chandler?
Ross: Hey, yknow whats weird? After you guys get married, when you introduce me to people youre gonna have to say, "This is my brother-in-law Ross." Not, "My friend Ross," "brother-in-law Ross." Thats weird isnt it?
Ross: Hey, whered you get that?
Chandler: All right, all right, Ill go sleep with my girlfriend. But Im just doing it for you guys.
Rachel: Yeah, you bet.
Chandler: You mean a three pointer?
Monica: You can spill. In the sink.
Monica: Well, what did you do?
Rachel: Not working with me, Joe! Here's the thing: lately I have been having thoughts (pauses) musings, if you will!
Ross: Okay, look, I-I know what you guys are going to say
Joey: Hey, what have you guys been up too?
Chandler: Well, you do want all that stuff, right?
Monica: What are you doing with the lamp?
Rachel: Joey, if you wanna look good, why don't you just come down to the store? I'll help you out.