words in movies
Rachel: What the hell is that?!! (to Monica) What the hell is that? Is that you? (Monica nods her head no, and Rachel realizes what is making that sound.) Ohhhhhhh! (storms over to Chandler and Joeys with Monica in trail.)
Monica: Boy, you are really not a morning person.
Chandler: You!
Ross: Hey, what are you doing shopping at eight in the morning?
Phoebe: You guys you really should get rid of those animals. They shouldnt be living in an apartment.
Ross: Now, how will they know if youre ready?
Monica: I justI cant believe that you think that you and Chandler know me and Rachel better than we know you.
Chandler: Well we-we do. You can only eat Tic Tacks in even numbers.
Chandler: (to Rachel) And you Ross, I believe, if you check Rachels bag you will find a half-eaten box of cookies in there.
Ross: (He does so, and finds a half-eaten box of cookies.) Youre good. (Tries a cookie.) These are not.
Rachel: How many guesses do you get?
Ross: How did you know she would buy scotch tape?
Monica: That does not mean you know us better, I-I want a rematch.
Monica: Are you scared?
Dr. Zane: We do five because that gives you a 25% chance that at least one will attach.
Frank: Hey, yknow I was thinking, what are the odds like if-if, if you stuff like 200 of them in there?
Phoebe: Okay, well yknow what, dont worry you guys, cause Im-Im gonna do this as many times as it takes to get it right.
Frank: Well, you see, the-the thing is, we-we only got, we kinda have one shot to make it right.
Alice: Umm, it costs $16,000 each time you do this. So, umm, were kinda using all the money we have to do it just this one time.
Phoebe: Wow! You guys really dont know anything!
Frank: I know! Why dont you get drunk! That worked for a lot of girls in my high school.
Monica: You guys! Do you realize that any minute now, Phoebe can be pregnant?
Ross: Gentlemen, youre pick.
Ross: Monica and I have a grandmother who died, you both went to her funeral, name that grandmother!
Chandler: Althea?! What are you doing?!
Monica: I knew that! Rachel! Use youre head!
Phoebe: Hello, tiny embryos. Well, Im-Im Phoebe Buffay, hi! Im-Im-Im hoping to be your uterus for the next nine months. You should know, that were doing this for Frank and Alice, who you know, youve been there! Umm, yknow they want you so much, so when you guys get in there, really grab on. Okay, and-and I promise that Ill keep you safe and warm until youre ready to have them take you home, so Oh! And also, umm next time you see me, Im screaming, dont worry, thats whats supposed to happen.
Ross: All right, the score is nine to eight in favor of the guys. Ladies if you miss this the game is theirs, pick your category.
Ross: You dont have to shout everything.
Ross: Thirty seconds, all the questions you can answer.
Monica: You guys are dead, I am so good at lighting rounds.
Chandler: I majored in lightning rounds. All right, were gonna destroy you.
Monica: Youre doing it again.
Joey: What do you have against the duck?! He doesnt make any noise!
Chandler: (interrupting) All right, hold on! If you win, we give up the birds.
Rachel: Why? Do you have the answers written on there?
Monica: No! Steady as a rock! Now, are you with me.
Ross: All right, gentlemen, youre up first.
Ross: You have 30 seconds. And the lightning round beginsstop it (Chandler stops jumping)now. What was Monicas nickname when she was a field hockey goalie?
Ross: 11, unbelievable 11 is correct. (The guys celebrate.) All right, thats 4 for the guys. Ladies, youre up.
(As they change places, they give each other the now patented Ross maneuver. If you dont know what that means, click here to find out The One With Joey's New Girlfriend.)
Ross: 10 seconds, you need this or you lose the game.
Chandler: You cant just call Monicas room.
Monica: Yeah. (to Chandler) I bet you cant guess what color my tonsils are? Ill bet the apartment!
Monica: How do you feel?
Joey: Oh wow! You can tell this soon.
Rachel: (entering from Chandlers bedroom, I guess, and sees the foosball table.) Oh my God! I cant believe you guys are actually think youre moving in here!
Joey: You cant just ignore the bet! Its a bet! You bet and you bet and if you lose, you lose the bet!
Monica: All right, look, I hate this as much as you, but if it makes you feel better, its all your fault.
Monica: Hey, Rach, can you give me a hand with this box?
Rachel: No! Put that box down! We are not going anywhere! This is my apartment and I like it! This is a girls apartment! That is a boys apartment, its dirty and it smells. This is pretty. Its-its so pretty! And look, and its-its purple! And Im telling you, you with the steady hand, I am not moving, and now I have got the steady hand. (She holds out her hand, which is shaking uncontrollably.)
Rachel: Thats right! You do what the hand says!
Phoebe: (singing) "Are you in there little fetus? In nine will you come great us? I will buy you some Adidas."
Alice: Hi, Phoebe! We were just at the drugstore and we got you a little present.
Monica: Hey, dont mix those up, you could really ruin that lollipop.
Alice: So umm, you feel like taking a test? Theres only one question.
Rachel: Yknow what, you are mean boys, who are just being mean!
Joey: Hey, dont get mad at us! No one forced you to raise the stakes!
Chandler: Would you all stop yelling in our apartment! You are ruining moving day for us!
Rachel: Will you stop calling it your apartment!
Phoebe: You guys! You guys! Youre gonna have a baby! Theyre gonna have a baby!
Joey: Did you see the size of the closets?!
Rachel: I a not gonna lie to you, I'm pretty sick
Joey: Hey, you can stay with us! We'll take care of ya!
Phoebe: (to Rachel, whos staying in the cab.) Arent you gonna go?
Erica: Why don't you ask the reverend to pray on it?
Chandler: The only superpower you have is a slightly heightened sense of smell. (Hands him the jacket and walks away.)
Phoebe: Aw, honey its not your fault, y'know this is who you are, and I love you, and I want us to be friends, and if I keep living here I dont see that happening.
Monica: 2 minutes, 12 pies and a part of one tin! Okay, I see you guys at 4.
Ross: Oh! ...Yeah, they were gross. Oh, you know what I loved? Her Sweet 'n' Los. How she was always stealing them from- from restaurants.
RICHARD: Honey, you are not an oat. I, I mean I don't know, I, I guess I'm just not an oat guy. I've only slept with women I've been in love with.
Monica: All right, that Ill retract. But I stand by my review, I know food and that wasnt it. Youre marinara sauce tasted like tomato juice! You should serve it with vodka and a piece of celery.
(They all start thinking. Joey starts rubbing his chin, of course his chin is currently inside the turkey so he ends up rubbing the turkey. And I didn't do that joke one bit of justice. It's one of those you have to see it to get it jokes.)
Rachel: (teasingly) And while Im gone dont you boys sneak a taste.
Chandler: Do you know which one you're gonna be?
Phoebe: Well you dont.
Ross: Listen, I got to tell you Ive-Ive never been to a guru before, so...
Ross: (notices the table) HeyOoh! Whats-whats that, dinner stuff? You making dinner?
Joey: Have you kissed her yet? Its awesome! I could do it forever! Yknow what? She-she kisses better than my mom cooks!
Monica: Yeah, that'd be great! Thank you!
Dr. Green: So what's new with you, uh, knocked up any more of my daughters lately?
Monica: You can also find him under umm, dog and dead.
Monica: What are you guys gonna do?
Joey: (to Rachel) Will you hurry up? Did you not hear me before when I told you that all of Janines friends are dancers?! And that theyre going to be drinking alot!?
Ross: (stunned) Dude, what are you doing?
Monica: Why do you guys have so many keys in there anyway?
Joey: Sure. So how long you been... (Goes back to chopping)
Monica: So, what do you think we should do?
Joey: (To Chandler) Okay look, Chandler, if this (Motions back and forth indicating the arrangement.) you have got to listen! (Tugs on his ear.) (Chandler glares at him.) Youre gonna throw that juice at me, arent ya?
Joey: Well yeah, dont-dont you think its a she?
Joey: (laughs) Why would you want to do that?
Rachel: (surprised by how ugly it is) Wow! (sarcastic) Oh, she's so nice and big! Oh, Monica, where are you going to display Gladys oh so proudly? (looks around for a spot)
Ross: Well, Id love to! Here, you wait right here and Ill go get the projector and my notes!
Chandler: Wait! Youre going out with Kathy!
Chandler: Well you did pull his hair.
Monica: Hi. Uh, you... you don't know me, I'm Monica Geller... Ross's sister.
Phoebe: Now I know that they said that the umm, the hair straightener started the fire but I think Im partly at fault. You see, I didnt, I didnt tell you but umm, but I-I had recently refilled the tissues and so yknow lets just face it, thats just kindling! So I think its better that I stay at Joeys.
Ross: You still love me?
Conan: You uh, youve worked withThey always say a performer should never work with pets or children.
Chandler: God why why would you want to do that to yourself!?
Rachel: Huh, thats funny. You look like youre gonna be the
Monica: You know, if you just wait another... six and a half minutes...
Ross: Hey Rach, can you pass me the TV Guide?
Rachel: Do you want to put the book in the freezer?
Male Jeweler: Can I help you?
Joey: Dude! How come you took off?
JOEY: Are you naked in there?
Chandler: I love you!
Monica: I love you!
Chandler: Well, what? What? What is it? That she left you? That she likes women? That she left you for another woman that likes women?
Rachel: Ross, can you pass me the yams?
Joey: What are you doing?
Rachel: Hey uhm, do you remember that one really great time...?
CHANDLER: Now wait a minute, I claimed you in the name of France four years ago.
Rachel: (sighs) If I said I was, would you judge me?
Nurse: (angrily) You go get that animal outta here.
Charlie: Oh my God! Did you talk to him?
Chandler: It cant happen like this. Okay? Ill meet you back at the hotel.
Monica: I'm Monica Geller. I've been taking care of you.
Chandler: Dude, you have got to turn on Behind the Music. The band Heart is having a really tough time, and I think they may break up.
Monica: Of course you can look at it! Yeah, I want your opinion too!
Chandler: You dove in front of Ross! Ross!
Phoebe: I dont know, but were having dinner tomorrow night, so I figured, shes gonna tell me then. Y'know maybe she just wanted to give him time to, buy me presents, I dont know! So, youre all bored?
The Lurker: I don't want to see you lose a chunk of that pretty blond hair!
Joey: Thank you! So, did-did he get it?
Phoebe: But somehow you came off as the bad guy.
Chandler: I'm still mad at you for not telling me.
Danny's Sister: (opening the door) Oh, I thought I heard you.
Rachel: Yeah, well, you uh, better make it for three.
Phoebe: Wow! Im-Im so happy for you guys. (To Ross) This is so-so, not stupid.
EDDIE: I got a little surprise, look. There's a new fishie. I named him uh, Chandler, you know, after, after you.
Lauren: (yelling from onstage) Where are you Vic?
Monica: Wait! Joey! Joey! Are you okay?!
Rachel: Okay, two things didnt happen. Remember I told you that someone made out with Ralph Lauren in the copy room? Well, it turns out thats not true.
Ross: Im sorry your husband cheated on you.
Chandler: You know, Ross, some scientists are now saying that, that monkeys and babies are actually different.
Phoebe: (gasps) Youre pregnant!
MONICA: Wow. Oh wow. You know I love you too, right.
Phoebe: Well, didnt you just hear what I said?!
Chandler: No, no no no. Youll be fine. (turning to Monica) Hillarys bind, right?
Monica: I know that youre new at this, but this is completely unacceptable bath decorum.
Monica: (taking the phone) Hello, this is Monica... Yeah??? Oh... (Smiles at Rachel to reassure her) Okay, yes, we'll be right, we'll be right down.(Listens) Thank you. (Hangs up)
Mr. Geller: Well Judy, you did it! She's finally full!
Gary: Phoebe, can I talk to you for a second?
Mike: Actually I've been playing a lot of love songs lately. I've missed you.
Phoebe: Its Joey! (Joey turns and looks at her and she mouths I love you to him.)
Phoebe: Okay, whatever. Yknow what? I dont have time have time to convince you because hes only here for four hours, and Im gonna go see him! (Gets up and leaves.)
Monica: (to Phoebe) Look at you. All jealous.
Chandler: What problem did you tell him you had?
Rachel: I think you should drink the fat.
Janice: That's not the hard part honey! The hard part is what comes next, I mean aren't you worried about the results?
ROSS: Actually it's the movie theatre that has the time schedule. So you don't miss the beginning.
Ross: Hey Rach, can you grab me a cup of coffee?
Chandler: I know what you meant!! (pause) You notice that ever since we got this chick, weve been fighting a lot more than we used too?
Chandler: What would you give to a kid if he wanted a ticket to play with?
Chandler: I am, Im ignoring you.
MONICA: I'm sorry, I'm sorry. You know what, the way you did it was just fine.
Joey: Me too! Yeah. And comfortable. Do uh, do you like leather seats?
RACHEL: Monica, what are you talking about? You don't know the first thing about the stock market.
Monica: Please ... if I win the lottery, you guys are not gonna leave me. Someone gave me a basket of mini-muffins last week and I couldn't get rid of you for 3 days!
Rachel: Why aren't you guys at the movie?
Phoebe: Gosh. Im not gonna let that man make you eat your baby. (They both sit down by the rest of the gang and Phoebe recognizes a man by the window.) Oh. Hey! Who is that guy? I think I know him.