words in movies
Phoebe: Hey! I got you a present!!
Chandler: Oh my goodness! Where did you hide it?
Chandler: Pheebs you didnt have to get us anything for our wedding you already sang
Phoebe: Do you really like it?
Monica: Are you kidding?! I practically spent my entire childhood at the arcade! This is likeOh my, this is like my second favorite game!
Monica: Well, you justyou put a quarter in and yknow pull-pull some handles and win like a candy bar or something.
Ross: Hey! Oh, Im so glad you guys are here. Ive been dying to tell someone what happened in the Paleontology department today.
Joey: (To Rachel) Do you think he saw us or can we still sneak out?
Rachel: They made you head of the department!
Joey: I got a big date coming up, do you know a good restaurant?
Rachel: Yeah! Oh, and then afterwards you can take her to the Four Seasons for drinks. Or you go downtown and listen to some jazz. Or dancingOh! Take her dancing!
Joey: You sure are naming a lot of ways to postpone sex, Ill tell ya
Joey: Why dont I take you out?
Rachel: What?! Joey, you dont want to go on a date with a pregnant lady.
Phoebe: No. No! Yes! Ahh. Oh, would you look at that Monica? I just knocked off all of your top scores, how sad.
Phoebe: Oh, Im sorry. I didnt hear you over all the winning.
Monica: You only think its stupid because you suck at it.
Chandler: I dont suck. Its sucks. You suck.
Phoebe: Wait okay, if this game is gonna cause problems between the two of you, then maybe I should just keep it.
Monica: No! No-no! I love it! It is a great present! In fact, why dont you go home and wait for the thank you card?
Chandler: Why do you want to play this game so bad?
Rachel: Joey? Could you get that? (There is no answer and she goes and opens the door to Joey.) What are you doing here? I thought you were in your room?
Joey: No, Im picking you up for our date. These are for you. (Hands her some flowers.)
Rachel: Ohh, Lilies. Joey, theyre my favorite. Thank you.
Joey: Hey come on now, this is a real date. Uh, so nice place you got here. Foosball, huh? Pizza box. Oh, a subscription to Playboy, my kind of woman.
Rachel: Ah yes, but hes very protective of me so youd better watch yourself.
Joey: No-no-no-no, hes not! No! Why are you trying to ruin the game? Come on!
Rachel: Wow! This is shaping up to be a pretty good dateOh, I almost forgot. I didnt pay you the rent check.
Rachel: Okay. Wow! So I get to see what Joey Tribbiani is like on a date. So do you have any moves?
Joey: Well it does when you combine it with, "This is so embarrassing, I just want to have a normal life!"
Rachel: Oh, you poor little famous man.
Joey: Oh okay, how about this one. I was gonna wait until the end of the night to kiss you, but youre so beautiful I dont think I can.
Rachel: Alright. So whered you grow up?
Joey: Thats your move? Boy Rach, youre lucky youre hot.
Rachel: And so were-were you close to your parents?
Joey: "Whered you grow up," its so simple!
Rachel: Thank you! And now if youll excuse me, I have to go to the rest room.
Rachel: And now youre watching me walk away.
Chandler: You are not going to believe what I did today!
Monica: Wait a minute, you stayed home all day and played Ms. Pac-Man while I went off to work like some kind of chump?!
Monica: Chandler, why would you do that?
Monica: You think this is clever?
Chandler: Well yknow, they only give you three letters, so after A-S-S it is a bit of a challenge.
Chandler: It is when you put it together with that one.
Monica: Ah, well if you dont clear this off, you wont be getting one of those from me. But Bens coming over here tomorrow to play this game, this cant be there.
Chandler: Have you talked to him lately?
Chandler: No-no-no, if you unplug it, Ill have nothing to show for my day! It would be like I was at work. (She unplugs it.) No! (And plugs it back in.) Hey look at that! Look at that, its still there! This thing must have some kind of primitive ROM (Read Only Memory, its a memory chip.) Chip in it or something!
Monica: All right fine. Fine, Ill do it. Ive just got to get this off the screen. Carol and Susan are still upset that you taught him pull my finger.
Joey: Oh come on! Just pick one! Between Monica, Phoebe, Chandler, and Ross if you had to, if you had to, who would you punch?
Joey: I never laughed so hardDid you see the wine come out of my nose?
Rachel: Well that is because you have never been on a date with me before.
Rachel: All right, now dont judge me. I normally wait until my date leaves, but you live here. Im ripping into this swan.
Joey: Ah! Okay, well then you dont judge me. Im gonna suck on the cellophane from the brownie I had before. (They both do as they planned.)
Rachel: How do you do that?
Joey: Now you cant tell anyone, but uh I put on shiny lip balm.
Joey: Yeah, like a moth to a flame, Im telling ya. Okay all right, so now you go.
Rachel: No, I dont want to tell you.
Rachel: you were 50 minutes late to the class, what did you crawl there?!
Rachel: Well, why didnt you just take a cab?
Rachel: Well youre not gonna be able to keep doing this.
Rachel: You what?
Ross: Youve seen it, the Geller Yeller.
Joey: Oh yeah, I still cant believe you havent seen Cujo. What is wrong with you?
Joey: Have you ever tried to sit through Citizen Kane?
Rachel: Well dont you have that big date tonight?
Rachel: Hey Joey, can I ask you something?
Rachel: After our date last night, did you feel a little weird?
Joey: Oh my God! You did too? It totally freaked me out, what was that?!
Joey: Yeah well thats because uh I stayed in my room. Yeah, you dont want to look in my hamper.
Monica: Okay, I got that. Ill escape over there. Ill come back over here. All right, come on Ms. Pac-Man. Its gotRight(She dies.) Well, youre just a little bitch, arent you?
Phoebe: (entering) Hey, you guys. Listen, Im sorry that I was hogging the game before(Sees the top ten list)Oh my God! Your friends have some unfortunate initials!
Ross: Yeah!!!! Yes, I made it! Im on time! (Grabs a bottle of water from a student, takes a drink, and splashes some on his face like the marathon runners do.) Okay, why dont we all uh, (Exhales loudly) open our books to page 23. Where (Exhales again) Where you will see a uh a bunch of uh red spots. Okay, (Closes his book.) umm, why dont, why dont you all start to read, while I(Passes out and collapses.)
Joey's Date: Hey. Are you all right? You seem a little distracted.
Joey: No-no! Im fine. Its just Hey, can I ask you something? Have you ever looked at someone that youve known for a while and then suddenly suddenly see them a different way?
Joey's Date: You mean like from behind?
Joey: Yeah. Yeah, that thats exactly it. Youre right. Yeah.
Joey: (deadpan) Ooh! Yeah. So yeah, so you know exactly what Im talking about.
Joey's Date: Totally! Wow! (Pause) Would you excuse me for a sec?
Monica: Oh my God Phoebe, youre on fire!
Chandler: One more score to go! You can do it! (Touches her shoulder.)
Phoebe: I cant!! I cant!! (She dies.) Noooooooo!!!!!!! You son of a bitch!!!!!
Rachel: Oh God! Thank God youre home! Im watching Cujo.
Joey: Hey, did you get to the part where theyre trapped in the car and Cujos throwin himself at the windshield?
Rachel: No! No! Seriously, whats wrong with the dog?! Wait a minute, what are you doing home so early? What happened to your date?
Rachel: Oh. Do you want to watch the rest of the movie with me?
Rachel: Yknow, I never thought Id say this about a movie, but I really hope this dog dies. (Joey brings over a stool at sits on it next to Rachel whos in the big chair.) What are you doing over there? Come sit here, you protect me.
Rachel: Oh my God .Whats he gonna do now? I cant watch! (Drags Joey closer to her and cowers into his chest.) Oh. Seriously, how can you watch this? Arent you scared?
Chandler: Who says you cant get a nice punch bowl for under six bucks? Maybe we can take it back?
MONICA: No no, the father can, but um, since I am the roommate I can tell you that she's not here and I'll pass along the message, ok. So bye-bye.
Rachel: (upset) All right, well, if you must know... I had a traumatic... swing incident... when I was little.
Joey: Uh, Pheebs, you had a barrel for a dollhouse?
Rachel: Well thank you, you too.
Phoebe: Yeah! What are you saying?
Joey: No! Its not okay! Its not okay at all!! Youre dead inside!!
Rachel: What? Hey wait a minute! Phoebe, how do you even know who the father is?
Chandler: Its all very, very good. (She covers up and sits down.) So you wanna go uh, mix it up?
Ross: (I can't make it out.) The uh, your hair, before, your hair, you said you thought your looks like an 8-year-old's, and I'm just saying I like it. The hair.
MONICA: Rachel you have to read this book. It's called Be Your Own Windkeeper. It's about how women need to become more empowered.
Joey: Are you serious?!
ROSS: You got it.
Rachel: Y'know what Chandler, you got yourself into those cuffs, you get yourself out of them.
Mrs. Green: Well uh, I dont have a gift because I wasnt invited until the last minute, but thank you so much for bringing that to everyones attention.
Ross: So, do you get colours or just French tips?
Monica: And they weren't looking at you before?!
Monica: Well Joey, were all were all very proud of you.
Tim: Youre an excellent patient!
Ross: Listen, I gotta tell ya, I-Im having a great time! Yknow how before you said it might be weird, the whole student teacher thing, and to be frank I thought it would be too, but its not. I mean its not at all.
Phoebe: Really?! Are you sure?
Joey: (Runs out in a towel) What's the matter with you?!
Ross: But, what�s great is that you don�t mind talking about it.
Rachel: (checks her watch) Fifty-two minutes. (Pause) So no-no brothers and sisters, huh? That must be nice. You dont have to share stuff.
Monica: Thank you.
KEVIN: So, we're on our way to a couple of parties.� Um. . . maybe we can get your numbers and give you guys a call if we find something fun.
Monica: Paolo, I really hate you for what you did to Rachel, (hands him a lasagna) but I still have five of these, so heat it at 375 until the cheese bubbles.
Rachel: Oh okay, I see what youre doing there.
Rachel: Yeah, it is! But youre just a kid! I mean youre 25!
Monica: Hey. Oh good-good youre here! All right, I figured it out. Im gonna take two tables of eight, Im gonna add your parents, and Im gonna turn them into three tables of six. Okay? And I called the caterer; I added two extra meals, we are good to go!
Monica: We're with you. We got it.
ROSS: You got a tattoo?
MONICA: You are not a freak. You're a guy.
Phoebe: Where were you?
Ross: Are you not seeing him anymore?
Monica: You made a joke right? So I laughed.
Chandler: You had a dream about a girl that I am seeing?! Oh, that is so cool! (To Monica) I can't tell you how many times I've dreamt about a girl that he was seeing. (Seeing Monica's stare.) (To Joey) Anyway we're talking about your dream. (To Monica) I love you. (To Joey) Your dream? (Leans in to listen closely.)
Melissa: (quietly) Im a party planner. Ill see you tomorrow. (Exits.)
Tag: Are you kidding me?! With a cute butt like this, Id find work.
Monica: What is going on with you? Since when are you so crazy about babies?
Phoebe: Hey oh, Rach wait! Do you want to go to a movie tonight?
Cashier: Why dont you fill out this address card. (Hands him one.)
Ross: (barely containing himself at this point) Well, you have fun tonight.
Estelle: Joey! Its Estelle! I just talked to the casting people; they loved you!
Ross: You don't, you don't know what your wearing?
Rachel: Phoebe, honey, if you hate it so much, you should walk out there right now and quit! Be true to what you believe in! Honey, you have principles and I so admire that! I don't have any!
MRS GREEN: Sweetie! So this is where you work? Oh, it's wonderful! Is it a living room? Is it a restaurant? Who can tell? But I guess that's the fun.
Rachel: No, come on, I'm totally ok. (hugging him) I don't need you to come! I can totally handle this on my own.
STEVE: You used to be my babysitter.
ROB: Anyway, I schedule performers for the childrens libraries around the city and I was just thinking, have you ever thought about playing your songs for kids?
Janice: Im sorry I find it hard to believe that a group of people who spends as much time together as you guys do has never bumped uglies.
Rachel: Im sorry honey, what were you saying?
Ross: Listen, if you ever have any problem with the ladies you know Ill help you out.
Joey: What? Are you out of your mind? Lets throw some jello on them.
Ross: Listen, listen. Whoever you pick is gonna walk down the aisle with you! Now, I promise I won't say a word, but if you pick Chandler he's gonna be whispering stupid jokes in your ear the whole time!
Phoebe: Youre right. Youre right, hes just embracing life. We could all stand to be a little more like Parker. You know what? I am like him! Im a sunny, positive person.
Monica: Well you know it's just like living with a girl. Only they don't steal your makeup. Unless they're playing "This is what my sister would look like" (Looks at Chandler)
DUNCAN: Well I guess on some level I always knew I was straight. I though I was supposed to be something else, you know, I'm an ice dancer, all my friends are gay, I was just tryin' to fit in.
Rachel: All right, fine. Um, you were not the only one there. (Camera fades to Ross, who's listening very carefully) Joey was there too.
Chandler: Oh no, it's terrific, it's... it's... y'know, you deserve this, after all your years of struggling, you've finally been able to crack your way into showbusiness.
Monica: What are you doing?!
Rachel: You shouldnt.
Monica: Uh, so anyway, we thought one of you could read something during the ceremony.
Phoebe: (points to David) And you thanks for the face massage. Thank you.
Ross: I loved this place! To tell you the truth, I wish I didn't have to move.
Phoebe: What are you gonna name the baby?
Ross: Wait, did you get to the part about his 'huge throbbing pens'? Tell ya, you don't wanna be around when he starts writing with those!
Janice: (entering) Ross you left you scarf in (sees everyone.) Hey you guys. (Does the laugh.)
Joey: (On the phone with Chandler) Double promise? Call me when you land.
Joey: Why did I have to start working out again? (Looks at the weights he was using.) Damn you 15s!
Phoebe: No, no, it's not that. (they go sit on the couch) Uhm... Remember when you asked me if I was seeing someone and I said no? Well, uhm... I am. His ... his name is Mike.
Phoebe: Monica slow down! Ok? I'm just excited to be living with him. You know I mean, I don't know, Can I see someday being married to Mike? Sure! Yeah. Y'know..I can picture myself walking down the aisle in a wedding dress that highlights my breasts in an obvious yet classy way. But do I want that house in Connecticut...you know..near the good schools where Mike and I can send Sophie and Mike Junior.. Oh my god I do.
Monica: Well, maybe she thought that with all of your history it could be, you know, implicit.
Ross: Are you sure? (Chandler nods: Yes!) Hold on. (walks over behind the couch) Im sorry you guys, that was a coffee and a....
Joey: Im sorry, do I know you?
Ross: Thank you. (they shake hands) All right, here I go. Hey, remember how scary it used to be going up to girls in college?
Chandler: So, what do you thing the good news is?
Monica: Hey, did you pick a roommate?
Monica: How do you feel?
Ross: What is the matter with you?!?
Monica: You heard him! "No bigger!" "You're perfect!" "Just don't get any bigger!" Oh my god he sounded just like my high school wrestling coach. You know what? I'm going to have to talk to Chandler.
Rachel: You idiot!!
Joey: Did I say you could smell it?!
Phoebe: "No time for losers, 'cause we are the champions of the world...!" Thank you!
Chandler: You were not supposed to hear that! I said that behind you back!
Monica: You do?
Rachel: Chandler, this is not addressed to you. This is addressed to Mrs. Braverman downstairs. (Gasping) Thief.
Phoebe: Oh good! Then youre in luck! Bens not my son!
Rachel: Well, Im really sick of your smoking, so I brought something that is going to help you quit. (hands him an audio cassette)
Ross: Well ah, you wanna just stay out there?
RACHEL: Wow, so why don't you go talk to him?
Monica: You guys! Do you realize that any minute now, Phoebe can be pregnant?
Joey: Okay, look Im sorry, I went in there to take a nap and I know I shouldnt have, but you got porn!
Chandler: Well, you may wanna rethink the dirty underwear. This is basically the first time she's gonna see your underwearyou want it to be dirty?
Monica: You didnt find her?
Phoebe: Uhu, uhu, well, then, great. If you love it, I love it.
Ross: Thank you for teaching me a valuable lesson.
Rachel: Hey, I was doin' great before I found out about you. You think it's easy for me to see you with Julie?
Monica: Perhaps, you would like me to turn like this, (turns sideways on the couch) so that you can bunny bump against my back.
Paul: And anyhow, Im sorry I was so harsh before, but you have to understand that I (pause) still look at Lizzie like shes a twelve-year-old girl.