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'YOU' in a movie sentence | examples for 'YOU' from movies

Chandler: Sure! Just give me a second to get all huffy and weird like you! Do you believe that who everdid something over here last night did what they did or didn't do ...I mean come on!!

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Ross: OK you...you really don't know what I am talking about?

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Chandler: So are you gonna...talk to her?

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Chandler: You know when "That's fine" sounds true when someone yells it and spits!

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Ross: No I'm serious. I mean she wants to date people? Fine! I don't care but...at least she could have told me. You knowI...I've been putting my life on hold and just concentrating on Emma but if she wants to go out there kissing guys shebarely knows, then so will I ! Very funny! Ross is gay! Ah! Ah!

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Chandler: No no no. Good. So you're moving on? Do you have any idea where you're moving?

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Joey: Hey! Let me ask you guys something. I have a new headshot taken tomorrow right and the photographer said she thinks Ishould have my eyebrows waxed. Is that weird for a guy?

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Monica: No I totally disagree. No I think it's fine for a guy to do something like that. Such you an actor. Not that you need to,your eyebrows are...

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Joey: Ok! Stop it you guys! Stop staring! You're freaking me out!

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Joey: Hey hey! You dye your hair!

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Phoebe: Oh before I forget, are you coming to Mike's piano bar tonight?

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Phoebe: Oh! What's the matter? Are you scared? You're afraid I'm a better singer? You're afraid I'm gonna beat you at singing?

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Phoebe: OK fine! Please come and support Mike. You don't have to sing.

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Phoebe: Well yes Rachel but you got something so beautiful out there

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Monica: You kissed him?

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Phoebe: It was the end of the party, you were probably ironing wrapping paper.

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Monica: Oh yeah...So how did you end up kissing?

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Rachel: You know we were all alone and he was being really nice to me and, oh and he gave me this scarf...

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Monica: I thought you hated him?

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Rachel: You know honey, there is a thin line between love and hate, and it turns out that line...is a scarf!

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Monica: So are you thinking of starting up something with this guy?

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Rachel: I don't know. It's so complicated. I work with this guy, you know, I have the baby, and I have Ross, and I just...I don'tknow what to do and I have to be at the office and see Gavin in ten minutes.

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Monica: Sounds like you need to think about what you want, talk to Gavin, and you definitely should talk to Ross

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Phoebe: Wow! Five-month maternity leave, you're back for four days, kiss a co-worker, call in sick, they are lucky to have you!!

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Salon girl: Ok. Very good. Have a seat right over here Mr. Bing and Sonia will be right with you.

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Joey: Thanks. Do you get a lot of guys in here?

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Sonia: Are you looking to meet somebody?

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Joey: Please I have an extremely high threshold...Holly Mother Of God! My face! My face!! I'm all right! I'm all right!Just a little bit of shock that's all but I'll be fine you can go again. I'm OK(He tries to avoid the tweezers) Dammit! Woman!! How Hoooow!

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Chandler: Well maybe you're going about this the wrong way. You know I mean think about it. Single white male, divorced three times,two illegitimate children. The personal ad writes itself....

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Ross: That's funny...Do you think you'll ever work again?

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Chandler: What are doing? You know I can only dish it out!

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Chandler: Maybe she didn't move on, you know...maybe that kiss was just an impulsive one-time birthday thing

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Ross: You know what? Enough! Enough talking! I have to get moving! Hey check out those two blondes over there!Hey come with me!

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Chandler: Are you trying to get everybody divorced?

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Ross: You don't have to do anything. It will just be easier if it is the two of us, like college, remember? You...you break theice with some kind of jokes so that they know you're the funny one and I swoop in with some interesting conversation, sothey'll see that I'm the brilliant, brooding, sexy one...

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Ross: Don't you have to be at work?

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Chandler: Oh come on! Hello! Hi! My name is Chandler, here's my friend Ross right here, and we were wondering you know if you're up for it. We only need six more people for a human pyramid...Swoop!! Swoop!!

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Ross: Hum...So...hum...Oh hey I noticed you were reading the paper...another flood in Europe? Here�s a question: "Would you...would you rather drown or be burnt alive?"

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Gavin: Gavin! I brought you some soup.

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Gavin: I heard you were sick...

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Gavin: I missed you at work today. How are you feeling?

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Rachel: I a not gonna lie to you, I'm pretty sick

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Gavin: Oh! Good! Because I was having a totally paranoid moment when I thought you called in sick to avoid me.

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Gavin: Exactly how contagious is this thing you have? I mean is it a cold for standing on the balcony or did a monkey bite you?

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Gavin: Do you have fever? Let me see. Hum...

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Gavin: What's Ross doing to you on that picture?

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Gavin: Right. Right. Ross. So what's the deal with you guys? I don't want to get in the middle of anything

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Gavin: Yeah! But you said not to worry about...

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Gavin: Hi! Gavin! Please to meet you. It was my idea to stand there.

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Gavin: So what if it was? I thought there was nothing going on between you two...

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Gavin: You hear a key in the hole and you jump like a young bronco coming out of a chute for the first time. I used to be arodeo clown.

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Rachel: All right. Look. Gavin...I...I guess I felt guilty that you were here, which I shouldn't. You know Ross and I are not inany relationship but...he is the father of my child, and you know we do live together and plus there is just so muchhistory...you know it's just...I don't know, I'm sorry, I'm just all over the place.

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Gavin: It's OK. I know it's probably not my place but can I give you a piece of advice?

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Gavin: I think you should talk to Ross about all this.

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Phoebe: "No time for losers, 'cause we are the champions of the world...!" Thank you!

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Phoebe: Hi hi...Oh you have got to sing.

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Monica: No I told you I can't.

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Phoebe: But you would have so much fun and you have a really nice voice.

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Monica: What have you heard me sing?

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Phoebe: OK so isn't there a little part of you that wants to get up there?

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Woman: You already hit on me an hour ago

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Phoebe: Just pretend they're not even here! It's OK Monica, when that spotlight hits you it so bright you won't see anyoneanyway.

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Monica: Hi! I'm Monica and I'm gonna be singing "Delta Dawn""Delta Dawn, what's that flower you have on? Could it be a faded rose from days gone by? ..."

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Phoebe: Can you totally see through her shirt ?

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Monica: "To take you to his mansion in the sky-y?"

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Joey: You may be a sissy but I'll still (pound you out on ground). All right, it hurts so bad, I could only let her do oneeyebrow and now... they don�t match!

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Joey: All right, look, you got to help me out, ok? Look, I have the magic marker, I want you to fill in the skinny one soI don�t look stupid for my pictures.

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Chandler: All right, I will help you out but you have to promise me you will not tell anyone what I am about to tell you.

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Chandler: Ok, you know how most kids get their allowance from mowing the lawn or taking out the garbage, well I earned mineby plucking the eyebrows of my father and his �business� partners.

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Chandler: Yeah, well, I guess you don�t need my help Victor Victoria!

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Monica: "Take me to the mansion in the sky-y". I am sorry, the song is over. Did you see me out there?

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Phoebe: Every little bit of you!

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Monica: I can�t believe I did this. I can�t believe I'm singing for the people, and they liked me! Hey, did you hear thatone shouting �look at those tips�! I mean, did I really help you get a lot of tips?

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Phoebe: Mon', not that you didn�t sound good, but...

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Monica: Good? Didn�t you hear them...I was great! Thank you so much for making me do this. That�s is the best gift ever.

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Michelle: Thank you so much for letting me do this. Public bathrooms freak me out, I can't even pee, let alone doanything else.

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Ross: But, what�s great is that you don�t mind talking about it.

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Michelle: It�s so amazing I met you the same day that Eric broke up with me, because it�s like you lose a boyfriend,you get a boyfriend.

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Rachel: Oh, hey! Hi, there you are, I�ve been looking for you everywhere!

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Rachel: Listen, my mum is not bringing the baby back until nine o� clock. So I was hoping you and I could have achance to kind of talk� somebody here?

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Rachel: You�ve being seeing someone?

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Ross: Yeah, didn�t I mention that? Yeah, I mean, we haven�t being going out for too long, but rather there is thisamazing connection between us. I-I mean, in fact just before you came in she called me her boyfriend. I thought it wasa little too soon, but it was also, you know, it was kinda nice.

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Michelle: What are you taking amoxicillin for?

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Ross: How great is this? You are already comfortable enough to look through my stuff. Oh, I am sorry Michelle, that�smy roommate, Rachel.

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Ross: I told you about my daughter.

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Joey: Oh my God! I didn�t feel a thing ! Hey, are you still looking for a job because you can tweeze circles aroundthat sadistic bitch at the saloon

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Chandler: Thanks. You wanna see what it looks like?

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Joey: Yeah, yeah. Hey, they totally match! They look great! They look great! How you doing!

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Joey: Thank you so much.

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Phoebe: Oh you�ll probably take care of that on your hands.

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Chandler: I am sorry I am late. You�ll understand when you�ll see Joey.

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Monica: Honey, you�re just in time, I�m about to sing another song!

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Chandler: You, touching yourself, out!

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Michelle: Ross, you didn�t tell me you were a doctor!

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Rachel: What, what, wait a minute! You haven�t even told her you were a doctor, yet? How long have you known her, likean hour?

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Ross: I told you it wasn�t long, but there is an amazing connection between us.

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Michelle: You feel that too? Oh, I thought that was just me!

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Ross: Are you kidding?

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Michelle: Hey, do you want to go away this weekend?

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Rachel: How do you know about that?

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Ross: When I happened to look through the window and I see you kissing a guy you know, for what? A week?

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Rachel: Oh, that�s what this is all about? Did you bring her up here to get back at me?

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Michelle: No, wait, you don�t have my phone number!

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Ross: You know, if it�s meant to be, I�ll guess it. Bye, bye.

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Ross: Oh, I am sorry, did you not like her, because I was hoping that we could come to one of your kissing parties onthe balcony.

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Rachel: Oh God, I can�t believe you�re making such a big deal about this. It was one kiss, one guy, one time!

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Ross: The guy you gave your number to.

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Rachel: Whoa, how do you know about that?

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Ross: Because he called here looking for you. So don�t tell me this...this kissing this guy from work is a one time thing,ok? You�ve been out there in bars and on balconies for over a month now. And you didn�t even have the courtesy to tell me.

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Ross: Because I folded it up and put in my pants pocket. Do you...do you not look there?

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Ross: I never gave it to you.

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Rachel: Oh God. You know what? Who you think you are? Who are you to decide what messages I should or should not get?

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Ross: I am the guy who�s taking care of our baby while you�re out at bars meeting guys!

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Rachel: Oh my God, I cannot believe this. You know I actually came in here hoping to have a mature conversation with youAbout us! But I can�t do that with someone who hides my messages and brings crazy women back to my apartment!

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Ross: None of the sane ones wanted to come back with me! That�s not the point. Ok? The point is you...you are the oneWho moved on and didn�t tell anyone!

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Rachel: Oh, Ross, this is just so messed up! What�s wrong with us? You know when people hear about our situation theyAlways ask, �what, you live together but you�re not a couple? And you have a baby, isn�t that weird?� And I say �No.You know what, it�s not, because it works for us!� But you know this doesn�t work. In fact this is the opposite of working!

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Rachel: And you know, we said that we would, we would live together as long as this makes sense. An maybe this, you know,Just doesn�t make sense anymore.

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Ross: Yeah, maybe not. So what you wanna do?

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Rachel: Thank you.

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Chandler: �Jeremiah was a bullfrog. Was a good friend of mine, never understood a single word he said, but I helped himdrink his wine.� So you just touch yourself for anything?

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Monica: (Tiny laugh) I am really an idiot. (Tiny laugh) you see, I was filling out my friend's form, and instead of putting her information, (tiny laugh) I put mine.

"Friends", season 1, episode 17

Woman: OH…MY…GAWD!! (Yep, you guessed it. It’s Janice.)

"Friends", season 4, episode 15

Chandler: No, there are great pictures of you standing next to a guy who’s going like this… (Makes what can only be described as a toothy frown. Henceforth, this shall be known as The Face.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 5

(She kisses him. Ross leans back for a second, and then they both kiss, more passionately this time as U2's With or Without You plays in the background.)

"Friends", season 3, episode 15

Ross: Chandler, have you ever put on a black cocktail dress and asked me up to your hotel room?

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Phoebe: Because at that time you see, I thought everything that rhymed was true. So I thought y’know that if I’d work with stocks, I’d have to live in a box, and only eat lox, and have a pet fox.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Monica: Fine! Don't be my friends! I'll buy new friends! Yeah, and then I'll pay for their plastic surgery so they'd look just like you!

"Friends", season 9, episode 18

Mrs. Geller: Oh, she just graduated, and she wants to be something in cooking, or food, or.... I don't know. Anyway, I told her you had a restaurant-

"Friends", season 1, episode 2

David: Right. But, see, the longer I waited, the more phenomenal the kiss had to be, and now we've reached a place where it's just gotta be one of those things where I just like... sweep everything off the table and throw you down on it. And, uh, I'm not really a, uh, sweeping sorta fella.

"Friends", season 1, episode 10

MONICA: Oh, gosh, this is so weird. I mean, his whole life was in this apartment, and now it's gone. You know, I think it would be nice if we just took a few moments, for Mr. Heckles. I mean, he was kind of a pain, he was, but, he was a person. You're all going to hell.

"Friends", season 2, episode 3

Chandler: Oh, what can happen? I mean, would you… (He gestures and spills some of his coffee.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 17

Monica: No, wait, please don’t go! I’ve got porn for you too!

"Friends", season 4, episode 13

Joey: Yeah, so, uh, so, uh, what's the deal with this father guy, I mean, if someone was havin' my baby somewhere, I'd wanna know about it, you know?

"Friends", season 1, episode 23

Mona: (laughs then stops) Oh you’re serious. Sure!

"Friends", season 8, episode 5

Monica: (looking at her hand) Y’know what shoes would look great with this ring? Diamond shoes! (Sees Chandler sitting on the bed.) You’re not getting dressed. (Chandler quietly folds over the comforter on the bed making a spot for her.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 1

Ross: You gotta be at least bi...

"Friends", season 9, episode 6

ROSS: Hey, you're a doctor of gums. That's the smallest body part you can major in. It's like day one, floss. Day two, here's your diploma.

"Friends", season 2, episode 10

Phoebe: It's nothing, it's just- Okay. I'm going through my mail, and I open up their monthly, you know, STATEMENT-

"Friends", season 1, episode 3

Chandler: Oh-aw my God! Now, I understand if you never want to sleep with me again, but that would be wrong. We're too good! We owe it, to sex!

"Friends", season 5, episode 4

Phoebe: Okay! (Runs that way and hears another whistle blast.) Hey! (Heads the other way and hears another blast.) What do I do?!! (She runs in the second direction and finds that the whistling is coming from inside a rack. She moves the dresses out of the way to find Rachel curled up in a fetal position frantically blowing on the whistle.) What are you doing? (Rachel doesn’t stop.) Did you find the dress? (Rachel won’t stop so Phoebe pinches her nose shut which causes her to spit the whistle out.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 17

RACHEL: Well it's not, honey I'm sorry, I guess I'm just nervous. I mean, it's you, ya know, it's us. I mean, we're crossing that line, sort of a big thing.

"Friends", season 2, episode 15

Monica: You know what I’d love to do? I would like to go to France and eat nothing but bread and cheese—Not even bread, just cheese. No, I want the bread. Yeah. Ah, and pastries… (Breathlessly) And pate. Oh, I’m really not high, it’s just I used to be fat.

"Friends", season 8, episode 16

Ross: Alright, I'm gonna go find them... (twitches a bit, looks down) I just need a... need a before I can... you know. (gestures standing up... they sit and wait for a while) Grandma... grandma... grandma... (he tries to concentrate...) Okay, I see you later.

"Friends", season 10, episode 1

Joey: (entering) That’s my line! (He walks up the aisle and to the rabbi) I can take it from here, thanks. (To all) Dearly beloved, I’m sorry I’m a little late. You may be confused by this now, (He’s still in costume) but you won’t be Memorial Day weekend 2002. Well, let’s get started before the groom takes off again. Huh? (Monica is shocked and looks around.) We are gathered here today, to join this man and this woman in the bonds of holy matrimony. I’ve known Monica and Chandler for a long time, and I can not imagine two people more perfect for each other. And now, as I’ve left my notes in my dressing room. We shall proceed to the vows. Monica?

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

MIKE: (looking at his watch) Eleven minutes.� (long pause)� And now twelve.� So, do you like the beer?

"Friends", season 9, episode 9

Monica: (entering) Hey guys! Do you wanna look at the song list for the wedding? (They ignore her.) Guys?

"Friends", season 7, episode 17

Ross: Okay, there are no stupid fights!! This isn’t about the room, this is about what the room…represents! And unfortunately, this room (Points to Rachel’s room) could destroy you!!

"Friends", season 6, episode 3

Chandler: And then you click it and, uh-oh, she's naked. And then, and then you click it again and she's dressed. She's a business woman, she's walking down the street, she's window shopping, and (clicks pen) whoa-whoa-whoa, sh-she's naked! (Rachel just stares at him.)

"Friends", season 3, episode 12

JOEY: These'll go great in my new place. You know, 'till I get real ones.

"Friends", season 2, episode 16

Emily: Don’t you point your pants at me! (She throws them on the floor.) We have no choice! Anywhere that’s half-decent would’ve be booked months ago, Ross don’t you understand? This is our wedding I’m talking about.

"Friends", season 4, episode 23

Mike: (not amused) Are you rehearsing for some really bad mafia movie?

"Friends", season 10, episode 12

Joey: Oh! Hey right! Not a problem. (He starts taking off his clothes.) I totally understand. You need to y’know make sure I don’t have any horrible scars or tattoos. Don’t you worry; I have nothing to hide. (He drops his pants and stands back up and looks down.) So there you go, that’s me. (We cut to a camera angle looking at the casting director and movie director through Joey’s legs.) One hundred percent natural! (Suddenly, there’s a thud as something falls off.) (Everyone is shocked.) I tell ya, that has never happened before.

"Friends", season 7, episode 19

Monica: What-what are you doing?

"Friends", season 5, episode 15

Ross: Okay, I’m going to start climb down you now.

"Friends", season 7, episode 12

Phoebe: Ok, somebody is on their way to ruin wedding okay. And I have to warn somebody, alright. So if you don’t give me that number then I’m going to come over there and kick your snooty ass all the way to New Glocken..shire.

"Friends", season 4, episode 23

Rachel: Okay. All right Dina, well let’s talk about the different areas of fashion that you could get involved in. Let’s see, there’s design, but you may need a whole other degree for that. Uh, there’s-there’s sales, which is great because you get to travel…

"Friends", season 8, episode 10

Emily: (with her coat on, she’s leaving with Ross) Thank you so much for this. It was really so thoughtful of you.

"Friends", season 4, episode 16

Ross: You what? Wh what were you doing seeing her boobies?

"Friends", season 1, episode 13

MR. GELLER: Honey. Honey, have you seen my Harmon Kilerbrew bat? Bob doesn't believe I have one.

"Friends", season 2, episode 16

Will: Sure! Monica, I can’t get over how great you look! You look stunning!

"Friends", season 8, episode 9

Chandler: Yeah, that’s like the most ugliest dress I’ve ever seen. Wh-why do you to return it?

"Friends", season 7, episode 17

Chandler: Alright, Janice, that's it! Janice... Janice... Hey, Janice, when I invited you to this party I didn't necessarily think that it meant that we-

"Friends", season 1, episode 10

Janice: Oh! Okay! (To Ross) You, Mister Right Place at the Right Time, call me! (Does her famous, or is that infamous, laugh and exits.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 12

Richard: Well I know I was an idiot! And I tried to forget you, I really did! Y’know after we had lunch last year I spent six months in Africa trying to get you out of my head!

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

Ross: Oh okay, lift it straight up over your head! Straight up over your head! You can do it! You can do it! (She gets it lifted up and they make the first turn.) Okay. You got it?

"Friends", season 5, episode 16

(they sit down and Roy plays "You Make Me Feel" by Sylvester on his boom box, and starts... With his back towards the girls, he starts waving his hands, then backs towards the girls slapping his butt, then swings it around, and makes thrusting pelvic movements in front of Phoebe. He dances around the tables in between all the girls, and gets back into the kitchen part of the room. He then tears off one of his sleeves and throws it towards Monica and Rachel, who fight over who gets it. He then tears off his other sleeve and moves it back and forth between his legs, getting closer to Phoebe.)

"Friends", season 10, episode 11

Rachel: Well, okay. Would-would you get me a Diet Coke?

"Friends", season 6, episode 22

Ross: Susan wanted a Chunky. We're having a baby, ok, a baby, you don't stop for Chunkys.

"Friends", season 1, episode 23

The Casting Director: (entering) Okay uh, we have narrowed it down to Raymond, Ben, Kyle, and Joey. The rest of you, thank you very much.

"Friends", season 5, episode 18

Mona: Uh, that’s okay. You can dance with her first.

"Friends", season 8, episode 1

Chandler: Hey-hey-hey Rachel, funny thing. Actually, the ah, end zone starts at that pole, so you’re five feet short, so we win!

"Friends", season 3, episode 9

David: Uh no, I have to go in a few hours. I have to be on the red-eye. Well listen, y’know, next time you’re in Minsk umm…

"Friends", season 7, episode 11

ROSS: God, that was, that was amazing, that was incredible. You guys, you guys kicked butt.

"Friends", season 2, episode 21

Chandler: Does South Oregon have a sports-team? (Joey strikes one from his list) There you go.

"Friends", season 7, episode 8

Chandler: You are totally and completely 100% forgiven.

"Friends", season 6, episode 17

Ross: Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh, by the by, did it uh, did it ever occur to you that, I don’t know, maybe they might be having a little too much fun?

"Friends", season 4, episode 18

Joey: All right, I'll give you this, Mr. Peanut is a better dresser. I mean he's got the monocle, he's got the top hat...

"Friends", season 1, episode 20

Chandler: Hm-hmm, I told you! (Looks at the clock) I can’t believe that I’ve only got two hours before I call in sick for work.

"Friends", season 7, episode 12

RACHEL: So uh, what are you guys doing for dinner tonight?

"Friends", season 2, episode 5

ROSS: Ok, Phoebe, this is it. In this briefcase I carry actual scientific facts. A briefcase of facts, if you will. Some of these fossils are over 200 million years old.

"Friends", season 2, episode 3

Joey: Somebody opened the door to the coffee house and a raccoon came running in, went straight for your muffin and I said "Hey don't eat that-that's Phoebe's" and he said.. <pause> He said.. "Joey you stink at lying." What am I going to do?

"Friends", season 9, episode 8

Joey: (to Erin) Okay, good to see you again.

"Friends", season 7, episode 7

Joey: (stomps on the footrest which pops Ross up into a sitting position) The trail from the woman you did it with to the woman you hope never finds out who did it! (slapping his hands with each word) You always have to think about the trail!

"Friends", season 3, episode 16

Joey: Come on Pheebs! I can’t take this anymore! Let-let me make it up to you. Huh? (Starts singing.) Ground control to Major Tom. Commencing countdown, engines on. Take your protein pills and put your helmet on!

"Friends", season 6, episode 1

BIG BULLY: Of course we're hitting faces, why wouldn't you hit faces?

"Friends", season 2, episode 21

Joey: Uh, if I may? Umm-umm look, Cliff, you told me a lot of personal stuff about you, right? And maybe-maybe it would if-if would help if-if you knew some personal stuff about her. Uh, she was married to a gay ice dancer. Uh, she gave birth to her brother’s triplets. Oh! Oh! Her-her twin sister used to do porn!

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

Girl: You’re a big scrud.

"Friends", season 3, episode 10

Rachel: Nothing! Phoebe kinda made a mistake. But y’know you do wear that sweater a lot, are you involved in some kind of dare?

"Friends", season 8, episode 2

Rachel: Jill this is not about me being jealous of you! This is about you being a brat! Wanting what you can’t have!

"Friends", season 6, episode 14

Monica: Oh, you really want to talk about getting people to like you huh, funny man? (Joey laughs but stops when Chandler turns to glare at him.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 9

Monica: (noticing Rachel crawling behind the couch) Rach? What are you doing?

"Friends", season 5, episode 19

Phoebe: No but, why does that have to be a bad thing. Just change what it means. Y'know? Go down there and prove your Mother wrong. Finish the job you were hired to do, and we’ll call that pulling a Monica.

"Friends", season 4, episode 3

Joey/Drake: Yes, you do.Yes...you do. I'm the one who doesn't have a choice because I...because I can't stop loving you.

"Friends", season 9, episode 19

Rachel: What?! I didn't have a good time in Greece! Ross abandoned me! Okay, I couldn't get a plane out, so I had to stay in their honeymoon suite with people coming up to me all the time going, "Oh, Mrs. Geller, why are you crying?" I mean, it was sooo humiliating. I felt like such an idiot! I mean, it's all my fault! And you know why, because I make very bad decisions.

"Friends", season 5, episode 2

Charlie: There's an indoor pool, you can swim there! (Ross agrees)

"Friends", season 9, episode 23

Chandler: You roll another hard eight and we get married here tonight.

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Judge: You need to get out of my chambers.

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Phoebe: Oh, this is so exciting! You get your picture back up on the wall of fame! Eek!

"Friends", season 6, episode 22

Amy: You didn't want me to marry the old guy with the great apartment. Then, I tried to help your daughter to de-emphasize her flaws (frantically pointing at her nose) And suddenly I am the bad guy?

"Friends", season 10, episode 5

Ross: (Angry) I- I- I ca- I can't believe this. I mean, all I asked you to do was keep him in the apartment.

"Friends", season 1, episode 19

Bank Officer: Okay, Ms. Lambert handles all our closures. (to a beautiful woman) Would you come over here please?

"Friends", season 4, episode 4

Frank Jr.: You just don't know how hard it is, Phoebe. There's just so many of them. You know, two I can handle. Two's great. You just hold one in each hand, but what do I do when the third one runs at me with his bike helmet on. I've got no more hands to protect my area! There's three of them, Phoebe, three!

"Friends", season 10, episode 2

Joey: You’re right. You’re right. I-I’ll go tell her now before Ross finds out and I’ll be gentle. I can do that. I am a gentle person. Oh, by the way. Two people screwing in there (Points to the closet Chandler and Monica were in) if you want to check that out.

"Friends", season 9, episode 1

Chandler: You do know that Wham broke up?

"Friends", season 4, episode 19

Monica: Right. Umm, listen since we’re-we-re on that subject, umm, I just wanted to tell you that uh, well, I-I was going through a really hard time in London, what with my brother getting married and that guy thinking I was Ross’s mother…

"Friends", season 5, episode 1

Monica: Are we playing football or what? Come on you hairy-backed Marries.

"Friends", season 3, episode 9

Chandler: Ah, the "I'm sorry I rejected you" phone call. I'm not used to getting it from guys. (on the phone, getting up from the sofa) Hey, Steve.

"Friends", season 9, episode 18

Janice: A little birdie told me something about you wanting to rip your arm off and throw it at me.

"Friends", season 3, episode 1

Ross: I dunno, maybe it’s because you’re really sarcastic. Or maybe it’s cause you uh-

"Friends", season 6, episode 9

Ross: So honey, this morning was fun, huh? Me hopping in on you in the shower there.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

CHANDLER: I am here, on my knees, holding up these couch cushions as a symbol of my sorrow and regret, much like they did in biblical times. Though you may haveth anger now. . . [Joey returns to his room]

"Friends", season 2, episode 14

PHOEBE: I'm sorry, Monica, I'm really happy you got promoted, but cold cucumber mush for thirty-something bucks? No! Rachel just had that, that, that salad, and, and Joey with his like teeny pizza! It's just...

"Friends", season 2, episode 5

Ross: Yeah, yeah, I was watching. (The instructor just nods and walks away.) Umm, hey, a couple of questions though. Umm, about that-that-that last move where the woman tripped you and then pinned you to the floor, what-what-what-what would you do next?

"Friends", season 6, episode 17

Joey: Hey, did you get to the part where they’re trapped in the car and Cujo’s throwin’ himself at the windshield?

"Friends", season 8, episode 12

Joey: That’s right! I helped you guys out a lot in the start of your relationship. Huh? I helped you guys sneak around for like six months, and I looked like an idiot! And I was humiliated. And I only made 200 dollars!

"Friends", season 6, episode 11

Chandler: Well, I think it's great that you're going on a date, you know? I mean, it sounds healthy. I mean, you have needs. Embrace your womanhood!

"Friends", season 9, episode 14

Cailin: I’ll join you.

"Friends", season 3, episode 22

Phoebe: So, here you are. It seems like yesterday I was talking to you in that little petri dish. Everyone said labor was the hardest thing I'd ever have to do, but they were wrong this is. Oh, I had the most fun with you guys! I wish I could take you home and see you everyday. Okay, I'll settle for being your favorite Aunt. I know Alice's sister has a pool, but you lived in me. Okay, so we're cool. Yeah, we're gonna be great. Little high fives! (Imitates the high fives.) Ahh! Ahh! Ahh! (One of the babies begins to cry.) Well, if you're gonna cry. (She starts crying.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 3

Monica: Hey Rach, the adoption agency needs letters of recommendation and we were wondering if you would write one for us.

"Friends", season 10, episode 5

Phoebe: You just did it again. Chandler, your feelings for Chandler are certainly gone!

"Friends", season 9, episode 23