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Phoebe: I-I cant find anything that I want to eat! Everything I eat makes me nauseous! Im telling you, being pregnant is no piece of cakeooh! Cake! (Chandler shrugs, and Phoebe grimaces.) No.
Chandler: Wow! Pregnancy does give you some weird cravings.
Chandler: What are you writing?
Chandler: Oh yeah? (He grabs the pad and starts reading it.) Joshua, give me a call sometime, guys like you (Pause) never go out of stylewhat did you throw away?
Joey: Hey, what have you guys been up too?
Monica: I dont know how museums work in England but, here, youre not supposed to take stuff.
Joey: Wow! You guys seem to be having a good time.
Monica: Oh no, two days, you must be bummed.
Ross: Yeah, shes got to go back to London. But you know what? Ive been prepared for this from the start. We both knew we had two weeks together, and thats it. Yknow.
Joey: Hey, but at least you got that cool, pregnant lady glow.
Phoebe: Thats sweat. You throw up all morning, youll have that glow too.
Rachel: Oh, heres that trench-coat that you wanted.
Rachel: (stopping him) Oh no-no, no-no, they dont want you to put your hands in the pockets until you are out of the store.
Rachel: Well, congratulations, so do you love her?
Rachel: You need that, you need that too cause obviously, a thief could just tear this up. (Rips up the note.)
Chandler: What are you talking about?
Emily: Youre so sweet! And Im so surprised!
Ross: You really didnt know?
Chandler: Why are you in here if Joshua is all the way over there? (Points to the living room.)
Joshua: You okay? (Rachel swallowed it whole and is not hacking like a heavy smoker in the morning.) You all right? (Rachel walks away, coughing.)
Emily: So why did you plan a party at the same time?
Emily: But Ross, Im such having a great time! Your sister has just been telling me that you used to dress up like little, old ladies and hold make-believe tea parties.
Phoebe: Ooh, yeah. Then what are you going to put on top of that?
Phoebe: Oooh, yeah. Youre a genius.
Monica: You changed?
Joey: Oh! I know how you can get him, take off your bra.
Joey: What? Were you like in the movie, or Anyway, she takes off her bra under her shirt and pulls it out the sleeve. Very sexy, and classy.
Monica: Or if you want to kiss him, umm, you could use mistletoe.
Emily: (with her coat on, shes leaving with Ross) Thank you so much for this. It was really so thoughtful of you.
Rachel: What? Youre leaving?!
Rachel: No! You guys cant leave yet! You have to stay, we-we got the whole big thing planned!
Monica: Two in a row! Youve got to use your tongues now! (They kiss again.)
Joey: If you didnt want to play, why did you come to the party?
(Rachel spins the bottle and it lands on .wait for it .Joshua. (You thought I was going to say Ross, didnt you?) Rachel squeals in delight and starts a slow sexy crawl over to Joshua, making sure he and everyone else watching gets a good look at her cleavage.)
Joey: Phoebe, what-what are you doing?!
Joey: All right look, yknow how-yknow how when youre dating someone and you dont want to cheat on them, unless its with someone really hot?
Joey: All right. Okay. Well this is the same kind of deal. If youre going to do something wrong, (He grabs two steaks from the freezer) do it right!
Phoebe: Joey, I cant believe you would do that for me.
Monica: Oh my God! Have you lost your mind?
Rachel: What do you get? (She throws her pom-poms to Joey and Phoebe and performs a cartwheel.) Emily!! (Tries to do another one.) EmilWhoa!! (She falls in Chandlers room.) Okay! So thats me as a cheerleader! Ta-dum! (Gunthers the only one that claps.)
Joey and Monica: Are you all right?
Monica: I think youre done.
Joshua: You really dont seem like you do. Thats
Rachel: Can you not look at me when I say this? (He turns around) I thought that if I could get you here, I could seduce you.
Joshua: Huh. Oh, boy! (Sits down next to her.) Uhh, I-I dont wear suits to work, and I bought six of them from you.
Rachel: Well, Im sorry, I thought you needed them!
Joshua: No, no-no, no-no, my point is that I kept coming back because, I wanted to see you.
Joshua: Because I-I like you.
Rachel: You like me?
Joshua: Yeah! I mean youre-youre beautiful and smart and sophisticateda lot of this isnt based on tonight.
Rachel: Yeah but-but-but you liked me! Oh my God, I cant believe this, all this time, I liked you and you liked me!
Rachel: Oh no-no-no dont say but! No-no, buts never good! Lets just leave it at, you like me and I like you.
Rachel: Ohh, here you are. I was looking for you before. Joshuas gone so you and Emily are free to go.
Rachel: Well, if it makes you feel any better, I made a fool out of myself.
Rachel: Well, maybe you didnt want it to end?
Ross: What do you mean?
Rachel: You seem to really like her.
Rachel: Ross, that girl just spent the entire evening talking to your friends, asking to hear stories about you, looking through Monicas photo albums, I mean you dont do that if youre just in it for two weeks.
Ross: You think?
Rachel: Yeah, you got like 14 hours until she has to be at the airport, and youre sitting here in the hallway with a 28-year-old cheerleader with a fat lip.
Ross: Hey, youre right.
Rachel: I dont know, it was you and a bunch of albino kids.
Rachel: Youre a pathetic loser, right?
Rachel: You wanna go inside and have some coffee?
Joey: Oooh, what you got there?
Joey: Look Rach, my parents bought this fridge just after I was born, okay? Now, I have never had a problem with it. Then you show up and it breaks! What does that tell ya?
Phoebe: Yeah I know what I wanted to ask you. Um, can you roll your tongue? Because I can, and my Mom couldnt, and I thought y'know, I figured that was something I got from our Dad.
Ross: What are you kidding? Its Batmans tux!!
Ross: You know my birthday.
Joey: And youre Okay with that?
Chandler: If I'd known you guys were coming over, I would have brought more pizza. (they all burst out in a thundering laugh)
Phoebe: Um you, you got a minute?
Rachel: Here you go. (Hands Emma to Phoebe)
Chandler: Carol? I was just wondering if Joey could ask you a question about breast-feeding?
JOEY: Chandler? What're you still doin' here, I though you guys took off.
Joey: Two it is. Ross, how about you?
Rachel: Youre never leaving the apartment!
Joey: (to Dina) You were right. He is funny.
Rachel: You know what I really really want?
Chandler: What the hell happened?!! How were you locked in?!! And where the hell is all of our stuff?!!
Monica: You may be okay about getting hurt, but I am not okay with being the one who hurts you. Thats why I cant take this job.
Chandler: Yes, 98.6. Youre gonna be fine.
Rachel: No-no! Big bear! Big bear outside! I think I-Iwould youactually, would you go check on that?
Chandler: No! Smokes-A-Lot Lady blew smoke directly into my mouth. Eh-uhare you okay?
Rachel: (To Monica) Do you have to go?
Monica: Wow! For just a week you guys are really close, huh?
Ross: Not you.
Chandler: (without turning around) I thought you were gonna be gone all day.
Bitsy: Phoebe, why don't you come in the living room and meet our friends?
Joey: Maybe that's okay. You know? Maybe, maybe it is better this way? I mean, now, now you can move on. I mean, you've been trying to for so long, maybe now that you're on different continents.. (Looks at Phoebe) Right?
Brenda: (noticing him) What are you doing?
Monica: (looking out of the window) Oh my God. You guys! You gotta come see this! There's some creep out there with a telescope!
Joey: Yeah, so you found someone for me. You didn't forget?
Joey: One pregnant woman at a time, please! I just want you to be okay.
Emily: Youre welcome. (She hugs him tightly and he winces.) Im sorry. Did I hurt you?
Rachel: You get your messages!
{Transcribers Note: There was no trailer for this episode. See you in season 8; which will start this fall.}
Amy: Okay, how about this, you guys die and the crazy plate lady dies, then do I get the baby?
Phoebe: Oh! Yeah, yknow you and Ross are still married.
Rachel: Youre so sweet. (Notices something in the crib.) Oh my God! And you gave the baby Hugsy! (A stuffed penguin wearing a ski jacket, goggles, and hat.)
Monica: What are you doing?
Joey: (entering with Ross) Hey! You guys! Check it out, check it out! (Hes wearing a blue blazer) Guess which job I got.
Joey: (sitting at the kitchen table with his back to the TV) You sick bastards!
Chandler: Yknow what? I cant believe this! Do you know what you did? My girlfriend is out there thinking things over! You made my girlfriend think!!
Joanna: Because if you feel uncomfortable with your friend dating someone you work for, there are always ways to fix...that.
Phoebe: Do you not know each other?
Melissa: You do now. Youre having dinner with me.
Mike: It was nice meeting you!
Ross: Yeah! Yes! Thank you! This is great. Thank you so much. And I swear, your kid is going to have the time of his life.
Monica: All right Rach, for what its worth, I think that youre doing great. I mean yknow lets face it, no one handles this well.
Nurse: Okay Rachel, are you comfortable?
Joey: I dont have a key, they took mine to give to you.
Monica: Phoebe, don't worry about it. I'm sure she wants to live with you.
Phoebe: Why did you go along with that?
RACH: OK, OK. So, you ever get a pet with a girlfriend?
Joey: You'd tell me if you were moving out right
Chandler: You wanna talk about people's feelings? You should have heard how hurt professor Stern was yesterday when I told him I wouldn't be able to go with him to Key West!
Mike: Do you think that maybe, sometime, I could...
Monica: Have you lost your mind? Chandler, this isn't about me! This is about you and all your weird relationship commitment crap!
Rachel: Morning. You wanted to see me?
Chandler: Ugh. Just a sec, give me a minute to wake up for thisAh-ha-ha!! You lost the ring! Youre the worst best man ever!
Monica: Where have you been?
Monica: Promise to call me when you land.
Monica: I love you so much.
Mike: Hey, so are you sure your ready to go.
Phoebe: Don't worry, don't worry. We'll come up with a good lie. I'll help you practice it.
Ross: Yknow, the kind of fun, you and Susan had when we were married.
Phoebe: Would you stop that! Do you wanna know the first thing she said when she came back from her lunch with Richard? She didn't feel anything for him. She loves you!
Joey: (Looking around) Uhh do you happen to have a hot girl in there?
Kyle: Oh hey! Good, youre both here.
Ross: you look great.
Monica: So do you think that these picturesAre, are they trying to tell a story?
Phoebe: Good for you! And hey, I thought your paper on punctuated equilibrium in the Devonian era was top notch!
Joey: No! No! I cant! You gotta get me out of it! Ive got plans! (Spits.) Important plans! (Spits on the Ps.)
Hayley: I would love to go out with you.
Joey: really, great, did I actually ask you?
Phoebe: No, I know, Im just nervous. Y'know its just y'know Moms dead, dont talk to my sister, Grandmas been sleeping a lot lately. Its like the last desperate chance to have a family, y'know, kinda thing. Youre so sweet to wait with me.
Phoebe: Okay, here I wish you health and happiness. (She hands Monica a cookie in a plastic baggie.)
Monica:: Ok (sits down next to him) This is how much I love you. (She presses play then puts her arm around Chandler's neck.)
Monica: Youre so pathetic! Why cant you just accept it, were winning because Im better than you.
Ross: yeah I really, really need to talk to you about something.
Mike: but you did say it
Joey: Umm, do you see anyoh, Vaseline?
PHOEBE: I hate this. 'Cause I tell you, I had the most amazing two weeks planned for us, and almost everything I had in mind, we had to be a lot closer than this.
Joey: Okay, Ill see you there. (Starts to leave)
Joey: Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! You just take a big, big swing. Now, dont hold back. (He dons his protective helmet (Why, I have no clue.) and Phoebe picks up a wooden baseball bat and starts to swing as Chandler and Monica enter.)
Rachel: Look Amy, it got a little of control..Um.. and I'm sorry. You're my sister and uh.. if it really means that much to you..
Ross: For what? For letting you throw me out of your office?
Phoebe: Ok, ok, how many of you enjoyed the music outside? (a few people raise their hands) Ha!
ROSS: Well, I am going to, uh... get a beverage. It was nice, nice... uh... meeting you.
Monica: All right guys stop it. Rachel, were very sorry that is a very insensitive thing for us to do. And yknow what? Let us make it up to you, we have two really great guys for you.
Rachel: You know what Im going to do? Im going to get in my sweats, and eat this in bed! (exits)
Monica: You wanted it to be a surprise.
ROSS: Even though you do do a good Bob impression, I'm thinkin' when she sees you tomorow, she's probably gonna realize, "hey, you're not Bob."
Mike: I just think there's somebody better out there for you, (pause) I mean I'm not saying me but. maybe me.
Monica: Here, I got it. I'll will play my message for you guys, and you can tell me if it's breezy enough.
Ross: Well, if you see him could you please tell him I'm looking for him?
Sarah: Really Mr. Geller, you dont have to do this.
Monica:: then why were you watching them and giving YOURSELF a treat.
Joey: (To some people) Hey! Hey alright! Hey, glad you could make it (Shakes a man's hand) Thanks for coming.
Monica: You were the next caller five hours ago. You must be going crazy.
Rachel: (throws her stuff down) I was gonna give you a chance to apologise to me.
Rachel: I-I-I didn't! I didn't! She thought you were cute.
Mr. Waltham: Ohh! Yes of course, thank you, thank you, thank you so very much.
Monica: Do you really see this as a long-term thing?