words in movies
Phoebe: I-I cant find anything that I want to eat! Everything I eat makes me nauseous! Im telling you, being pregnant is no piece of cakeooh! Cake! (Chandler shrugs, and Phoebe grimaces.) No.
Chandler: Wow! Pregnancy does give you some weird cravings.
Chandler: What are you writing?
Chandler: Oh yeah? (He grabs the pad and starts reading it.) Joshua, give me a call sometime, guys like you (Pause) never go out of stylewhat did you throw away?
Joey: Hey, what have you guys been up too?
Monica: I dont know how museums work in England but, here, youre not supposed to take stuff.
Joey: Wow! You guys seem to be having a good time.
Monica: Oh no, two days, you must be bummed.
Ross: Yeah, shes got to go back to London. But you know what? Ive been prepared for this from the start. We both knew we had two weeks together, and thats it. Yknow.
Joey: Hey, but at least you got that cool, pregnant lady glow.
Phoebe: Thats sweat. You throw up all morning, youll have that glow too.
Rachel: Oh, heres that trench-coat that you wanted.
Rachel: (stopping him) Oh no-no, no-no, they dont want you to put your hands in the pockets until you are out of the store.
Rachel: Well, congratulations, so do you love her?
Rachel: You need that, you need that too cause obviously, a thief could just tear this up. (Rips up the note.)
Chandler: What are you talking about?
Emily: Youre so sweet! And Im so surprised!
Ross: You really didnt know?
Chandler: Why are you in here if Joshua is all the way over there? (Points to the living room.)
Joshua: You okay? (Rachel swallowed it whole and is not hacking like a heavy smoker in the morning.) You all right? (Rachel walks away, coughing.)
Emily: So why did you plan a party at the same time?
Emily: But Ross, Im such having a great time! Your sister has just been telling me that you used to dress up like little, old ladies and hold make-believe tea parties.
Phoebe: Ooh, yeah. Then what are you going to put on top of that?
Phoebe: Oooh, yeah. Youre a genius.
Monica: You changed?
Joey: Oh! I know how you can get him, take off your bra.
Joey: What? Were you like in the movie, or Anyway, she takes off her bra under her shirt and pulls it out the sleeve. Very sexy, and classy.
Monica: Or if you want to kiss him, umm, you could use mistletoe.
Emily: (with her coat on, shes leaving with Ross) Thank you so much for this. It was really so thoughtful of you.
Rachel: What? Youre leaving?!
Rachel: No! You guys cant leave yet! You have to stay, we-we got the whole big thing planned!
Monica: Two in a row! Youve got to use your tongues now! (They kiss again.)
Joey: If you didnt want to play, why did you come to the party?
(Rachel spins the bottle and it lands on .wait for it .Joshua. (You thought I was going to say Ross, didnt you?) Rachel squeals in delight and starts a slow sexy crawl over to Joshua, making sure he and everyone else watching gets a good look at her cleavage.)
Joey: Phoebe, what-what are you doing?!
Joey: All right look, yknow how-yknow how when youre dating someone and you dont want to cheat on them, unless its with someone really hot?
Joey: All right. Okay. Well this is the same kind of deal. If youre going to do something wrong, (He grabs two steaks from the freezer) do it right!
Phoebe: Joey, I cant believe you would do that for me.
Monica: Oh my God! Have you lost your mind?
Rachel: What do you get? (She throws her pom-poms to Joey and Phoebe and performs a cartwheel.) Emily!! (Tries to do another one.) EmilWhoa!! (She falls in Chandlers room.) Okay! So thats me as a cheerleader! Ta-dum! (Gunthers the only one that claps.)
Joey and Monica: Are you all right?
Monica: I think youre done.
Joshua: You really dont seem like you do. Thats
Rachel: Can you not look at me when I say this? (He turns around) I thought that if I could get you here, I could seduce you.
Joshua: Huh. Oh, boy! (Sits down next to her.) Uhh, I-I dont wear suits to work, and I bought six of them from you.
Rachel: Well, Im sorry, I thought you needed them!
Joshua: No, no-no, no-no, my point is that I kept coming back because, I wanted to see you.
Joshua: Because I-I like you.
Rachel: You like me?
Joshua: Yeah! I mean youre-youre beautiful and smart and sophisticateda lot of this isnt based on tonight.
Rachel: Yeah but-but-but you liked me! Oh my God, I cant believe this, all this time, I liked you and you liked me!
Rachel: Oh no-no-no dont say but! No-no, buts never good! Lets just leave it at, you like me and I like you.
Rachel: Ohh, here you are. I was looking for you before. Joshuas gone so you and Emily are free to go.
Rachel: Well, if it makes you feel any better, I made a fool out of myself.
Rachel: Well, maybe you didnt want it to end?
Ross: What do you mean?
Rachel: You seem to really like her.
Rachel: Ross, that girl just spent the entire evening talking to your friends, asking to hear stories about you, looking through Monicas photo albums, I mean you dont do that if youre just in it for two weeks.
Ross: You think?
Rachel: Yeah, you got like 14 hours until she has to be at the airport, and youre sitting here in the hallway with a 28-year-old cheerleader with a fat lip.
Ross: Hey, youre right.
Rachel: I dont know, it was you and a bunch of albino kids.
Rachel: Youre a pathetic loser, right?
Rachel: You wanna go inside and have some coffee?
Joey: Oooh, what you got there?
Chandler: Are you kidding me?! Joey. Joey! Joey! Joey! Joey! Joey! Joey! Joey! Joey! Joey!!
Ross: Now, if you wanna try to make some of it back, Id be glad to play you for it. But I should warn you, I am very good at Cups.
CAROLINE: You know, my brother and his boyfriend have been trying to adopt for three years. What agency did you two go through?
CHANDLER: Takin' that with you, huh?
Phoebe: Wow. Okay, I dont know how to talk to you.
Ross: Well, you know, I'd feel a whole lot better if you got dressed now.
Cliff: And then you tried to make me think that I was crazy.
RACHEL: (singing) "...marenge, thank you honey, and do the cha-cha. And while she like to be a star, Tony always tended bar. At the, wait, wait, everybody.."
Chandler: And I love the milk! But, Im not gonna some British girl to move in with me! (Realizes that made no sense.) Joey, you say things now.
Phoebe: Um, oh, I got you a birthday present.
Monica: Are you insane? I mean Joey, is going to kill you, hes actually going to kill you dead.
Rachel: Amy! Hi! Oh-oh-hoh! (they hug) Wow! You remember Joey?
Joey: Yeah! In fact, to prove how much you mean to me, (He unwraps the sandwich and holds it out for Chandler) here.
Sandy: You know, I can't tell it again... (wipes his tears again)
Chandler: Monica, could you excuse us for a second? I need to talk to the girl with the flowers.
Rachel: So, how are you?
Monica: Why are you reading this? You hate this kind of stuff.
Rachel: Oh, you're not gonna tell the whole story about how your parents got divorced again are you?
Luisa: Ah, it's not so much you, you were fat, you had your own problems. (To Rachel) But you? What a bitch!
Monica: Wow, being dumped by you obviously agrees with her.
Joey: Okay look, look, let me ask you a question, when they were doing it on stage, was it like really hot?
Emily: I packed while you were gone. I left some knickers under your pillow.
Monica: You know what would be real weird? Is if you werent there. Just say youll think about it, okay?
Mona: How many did you want? Im getting a hundred.
Phoebe Sr: Well, because youd be giving up a baby, and I-I really dontI dont know if theres anything I can say that could make you understand the pain of giving up a baby. So, umm, (Picks up a puppy in the box next to the couch.)
RICHARD: If kids is what I takes to be with you then kids it is.
Rachel: (entering) Hey Ross? Umm, I just ran into Caitlin in the hallway and-and uh, you must be getting better at this flirting stuff than I thought.
Rachel: Chandler! Youre smoking? What are you doing?!
Monica: (To Phoebe) Oh my God, my ass is sweating! (on phone) Please! Please! Can you come? Its today at four.
Phoebe: Okay, just tell me this, did you or did you not smell her hair?
Phoebe: Oh, hi Max! Hey, do you know everybody?
Ross: There you go.
Ross: Okay, okay, yes, it is. (waves) How about I'll, uh, catch up with you in the Ice Age.
Rachel: Oh my god. Ok you guys, theres Danny. Watch. Just watch this. (He walks past the couch to the counter.) See?! Still pretending hes not interested. Ohh, hes coming over. Just pretend like we dont know him. Weve forgotten who he is.
Phoebe: Huh? Can you just imagine getting down on one knee and handing her this gorgeous piece of weaponry?
Joey: Actually, y'know its kinda cold, so how about I keep my boxers on, and give you all a peek at the good stuff?
Chandler: Will you excuse me I have to um..... (walks to the hall)
Rachel: That's what I said! Thank you for being so nice. (They hug.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Chandler and Ross are in the kitchen, Rachel and Monica are sitting in the living room, and Phoebe is, you guessed it, still on hold.]
MR. GREENE: Did you know your mother spent $1200 dollars on bansai trees. I felt like Gulliver around that place.
Joey: (obviously cold) Hey, can you close that window Chandler? My nipples can cut glass over here!
Monica: Is it something youd be interested in?
Ross: You're right, you're right, it is...So you gonna invite us all to the big opening?
Mr. Geller: So you don't wanna go to Williamsburg?
Rachel: So honey, what are you gonna do about the little girl?
Rachel: Whoops. (Starts to go into Chandler and Joeys.) Oh, hey, do you need help with that?
Realtor: You two know each other?
Chandler: Youve got it. (he starts to look at his sisters, but he still doesnt know which one is Mary-Angela.)
Rachel: What are you doing here?
MONICA: You know what. Tomorrow I'm gonna do your clocks.
Joey: Come on Treeger, dont say that. You just ahh, you just need more practice. Here, come on, lets ahh, lets try it again. Come on. (they start dancing again) Plus, it was, it was probably mostly my fault, anyway. I mean, yknow, Im not really that comfortable dancing with a(Treeger throws him) We-he!! Hey!
PHOEBE: Yes, yes, and it's, and we always have to go to, you know, someplace nice, you know? God, and it's not like we can say anything about it, 'cause, like this birthday thing, it's for Ross.
Monica: Hey, hey, look. Look Ross, Ben drew a picture of you! (Shows him Ben's picture.) Huh? You're-you're a cowboy!
Chandler: What rule? There's no rule, if anything, you owe me a table!
Charlie: Oh God! I am so sorry, but... (she puts her hand on Ross's cheek) I mean it's... there's so much history between us, you know...
Isabella: Arent you with that girl over there? (points at Rachel, who waves back)
MONICA: Who da wenny-Benny boy? You the Wenny-wenny-Benny-Benny boy, yes. Don't cry. Don't cry. Why is he still crying?
EDDIE: Ok, then I want to hear you say it, I, I want to hear you say you want me out.
BIG BULLY: You got a problem with that?
Phoebe: Thanks you guys! Thank you.
Ross: Eh..actually no, I don't need to because your little "Ross is dead" joke didn't work, ok, there were no responses. Nobody posted anything on the website, nobody called my parents, so the joke my friend is on you. Nobody called, nobody wrote anything, nobody cares that I'm dead. (silence) Oh my God! Nobody cares that I'm dead!?
Phoebe: No, I know. That's a part of the whole, you know, them-not-liking-you-extravaganza.
Rachel: Well, because she loves you and because you love her.
Rachel: Everything you need to know is in that first kiss.
Rachel: No Phoebe! I just need you there for support. I havent told him Im pregnant yet.
Joey: Well, that's pretty good. But you might wanna tone it down a little.
The Stripper: Okay, which one of you guys is Gunther Central-Perk? (Sees Joey.) Hey, Joey?
MONICA: Ya know, you had no right to go out with him.
PHOEBE: Chandler, you gotta stop staring at the door. It's like a watched pot, you know if you keep looking at it then the door is to, never gonna boil. I think what you have to do is try not to...
Phoebe: Why do you care?
Chandler: No, no, no, you say that proudly.
ROSS: Well I guess you can start by drivin a cab on Another World.
{Transcibers note: In case you havent heard, Courteney Cox got married to David Arquette during hiatus and changed her name to Courteney Cox Arquette. But David was a busy boy during the off season for not only did he marry but everyone else as well. For theyre all listed as Jennifer Aniston Arquette, Lisa Kudrow Arquette, in an interesting twist Matt LeBlanc Arquette, Matthew Perry Arquette, David Schwimmer Arquette, and even the creators of the show are now David Crane Arquette and Marta Kauffman Arquette. I just wonder what the new sleeping arrangements are }
Phoebe: Monica, if you get five cool points, you get to make somebody take off one item of clothing. It hasnt happened yet, but were all very excited.
Chandler: Youre gonna be carrying their baby and give them a Sony Play Station?
Ross: Joeys asking if youve just ruined the first book hes ever loved that didnt star Jack Nicholson?
Phoebe: Hi hi...Oh you have got to sing.
Chandler: Joey, can I talk to you for a second? (He grabs him and starts to drag Joey into Monica's room.)
Rachel: (gasps) You found my book?!
Rachel: Oh, hey! Hi, there you are, I�ve been looking for you everywhere!
Rachel: Oh, no, no! I heard you before, that is so not what this is!
Monica: Would you please go?
Rachel: No Ross!! (stands up and moves away from him) Dont! You cant just kiss me and think youre gonna make it all go away, okay? It doesnt work that way. It doesnt just make it better. Okay?
Chandler: Ahh, you know what? That is....Who wouldnt want you?
Russell: You got married again.
Monica: Where you can make out with your assistant.
Rachel: Okay... Hey listen, just before you go I-I again, I just wanna say "thank you" for coming with me.
Ross: Oh, you have some studying to do?
MONICA: Well yeah, but, you know, uh, 27 is a dangerous eye age.
Rachel: Uh. (pause) Did you call your parents?
Benjamin: The selection committee has chosen the three of you as our finalists today. The ultimate decision will be based upon the answers you give to the questions I ask here. I'm gonna start with Dr. Li. Dr. Li, you claim the field is too reliant on the Linnaean taxonomic system. How do you propose to correct this problem?
MONICA: Two? TWO? How is that possible? I mean, have you seen you?
Ross: See? I told you something good would come along. And he seemed really nice. I've met him before?
Ross: (British) Come again? Whats-whats this nonsense? (Giggles.) (American.) All right, Im-Im not English. Im from Long Island. I was really nervous and the accent just uh, just came out. Im sorry. So, if we could just get back to the lecture. Umm, were there any questions? (Everyone raises their hands) About paleontology. (They all put their hands down.) All right, look I was just trying to make a good first impression. Obviously, I screwed up. But what you guys think of me is really important because Im-Im hoping to get a permanent job here. So if you just give me another chance to make a good impression
Phoebe: Well yes Rachel but you got something so beautiful out there
Ross: Rachel. Rachel Rachel. (Sits down beside her) I love you the most.
MONICA: Wait a minute, wait a minute. Yes he is. You are totally different.
Ross: I promise you she’s safe! No watch how much she loves this.
Ross: Alright, alright, maybe it'll take my mind off it. Do you promise to buy me a big thumb finger?
Phoebe: Oh, good, that's good, but you don't look like you were mugged!