words in movies
Phoebe: I-I cant find anything that I want to eat! Everything I eat makes me nauseous! Im telling you, being pregnant is no piece of cakeooh! Cake! (Chandler shrugs, and Phoebe grimaces.) No.
Chandler: Wow! Pregnancy does give you some weird cravings.
Chandler: What are you writing?
Chandler: Oh yeah? (He grabs the pad and starts reading it.) Joshua, give me a call sometime, guys like you (Pause) never go out of stylewhat did you throw away?
Joey: Hey, what have you guys been up too?
Monica: I dont know how museums work in England but, here, youre not supposed to take stuff.
Joey: Wow! You guys seem to be having a good time.
Monica: Oh no, two days, you must be bummed.
Ross: Yeah, shes got to go back to London. But you know what? Ive been prepared for this from the start. We both knew we had two weeks together, and thats it. Yknow.
Joey: Hey, but at least you got that cool, pregnant lady glow.
Phoebe: Thats sweat. You throw up all morning, youll have that glow too.
Rachel: Oh, heres that trench-coat that you wanted.
Rachel: (stopping him) Oh no-no, no-no, they dont want you to put your hands in the pockets until you are out of the store.
Rachel: Well, congratulations, so do you love her?
Rachel: You need that, you need that too cause obviously, a thief could just tear this up. (Rips up the note.)
Chandler: What are you talking about?
Emily: Youre so sweet! And Im so surprised!
Ross: You really didnt know?
Chandler: Why are you in here if Joshua is all the way over there? (Points to the living room.)
Joshua: You okay? (Rachel swallowed it whole and is not hacking like a heavy smoker in the morning.) You all right? (Rachel walks away, coughing.)
Emily: So why did you plan a party at the same time?
Emily: But Ross, Im such having a great time! Your sister has just been telling me that you used to dress up like little, old ladies and hold make-believe tea parties.
Phoebe: Ooh, yeah. Then what are you going to put on top of that?
Phoebe: Oooh, yeah. Youre a genius.
Monica: You changed?
Joey: Oh! I know how you can get him, take off your bra.
Joey: What? Were you like in the movie, or Anyway, she takes off her bra under her shirt and pulls it out the sleeve. Very sexy, and classy.
Monica: Or if you want to kiss him, umm, you could use mistletoe.
Emily: (with her coat on, shes leaving with Ross) Thank you so much for this. It was really so thoughtful of you.
Rachel: What? Youre leaving?!
Rachel: No! You guys cant leave yet! You have to stay, we-we got the whole big thing planned!
Monica: Two in a row! Youve got to use your tongues now! (They kiss again.)
Joey: If you didnt want to play, why did you come to the party?
(Rachel spins the bottle and it lands on .wait for it .Joshua. (You thought I was going to say Ross, didnt you?) Rachel squeals in delight and starts a slow sexy crawl over to Joshua, making sure he and everyone else watching gets a good look at her cleavage.)
Joey: Phoebe, what-what are you doing?!
Joey: All right look, yknow how-yknow how when youre dating someone and you dont want to cheat on them, unless its with someone really hot?
Joey: All right. Okay. Well this is the same kind of deal. If youre going to do something wrong, (He grabs two steaks from the freezer) do it right!
Phoebe: Joey, I cant believe you would do that for me.
Monica: Oh my God! Have you lost your mind?
Rachel: What do you get? (She throws her pom-poms to Joey and Phoebe and performs a cartwheel.) Emily!! (Tries to do another one.) EmilWhoa!! (She falls in Chandlers room.) Okay! So thats me as a cheerleader! Ta-dum! (Gunthers the only one that claps.)
Joey and Monica: Are you all right?
Monica: I think youre done.
Joshua: You really dont seem like you do. Thats
Rachel: Can you not look at me when I say this? (He turns around) I thought that if I could get you here, I could seduce you.
Joshua: Huh. Oh, boy! (Sits down next to her.) Uhh, I-I dont wear suits to work, and I bought six of them from you.
Rachel: Well, Im sorry, I thought you needed them!
Joshua: No, no-no, no-no, my point is that I kept coming back because, I wanted to see you.
Joshua: Because I-I like you.
Rachel: You like me?
Joshua: Yeah! I mean youre-youre beautiful and smart and sophisticateda lot of this isnt based on tonight.
Rachel: Yeah but-but-but you liked me! Oh my God, I cant believe this, all this time, I liked you and you liked me!
Rachel: Oh no-no-no dont say but! No-no, buts never good! Lets just leave it at, you like me and I like you.
Rachel: Ohh, here you are. I was looking for you before. Joshuas gone so you and Emily are free to go.
Rachel: Well, if it makes you feel any better, I made a fool out of myself.
Rachel: Well, maybe you didnt want it to end?
Ross: What do you mean?
Rachel: You seem to really like her.
Rachel: Ross, that girl just spent the entire evening talking to your friends, asking to hear stories about you, looking through Monicas photo albums, I mean you dont do that if youre just in it for two weeks.
Ross: You think?
Rachel: Yeah, you got like 14 hours until she has to be at the airport, and youre sitting here in the hallway with a 28-year-old cheerleader with a fat lip.
Ross: Hey, youre right.
Rachel: I dont know, it was you and a bunch of albino kids.
Rachel: Youre a pathetic loser, right?
Rachel: You wanna go inside and have some coffee?
Joey: Oooh, what you got there?
Monica: Chandler, why are you doing this?
Rachel: Well yknow, I dont want you to be cold.
Monica: What do you think youre doing?
Joey: Yeah, I figure they'll love it at the new house, you know? It has that big backyard. And then, when they get old, they can go to that special farm that Chandler took the other chick and duck to.
Chandler: (To Monica) You told her?!
Monica: You did it! You got ordained?!
Chandler: You like Rachel?!
Rachel: No, I was waiting for you!
Jennifer: (to Lisa) Operation. You had a fun one.
Joey: (thinking) I love you.
Chandler: Youre not?
Chandler: Ill Ill get you later!
JOEY: Becasue at first he thought it was Joseph. But after he asked Joseph about it, turns out it was you. Anyway, I just thought you should know.
Monica: Here you go.
Rachel: What?! Why? Joey you were so ready for it!
RACH: Cats, how long do they live figuring you don't... y'know, throw 'em under a bus or something?
Phoebe: Oh are you and Chandler
Joey: You got pregnant for funny?! Dina if hes funny laugh! All right, Ill be back in a little while! You stay here!
Joey: Oh, I love you too.
Monica: Okay, this is the den. All right, check this out. Lights! (the lights turn on automatically, but are very bright) Whoa! All right. Less lights! Bad lights! Lights go away! (they dim) Oh, see you just need to find the right command.
Monica: (opening the door) What are you doing?
Phoebe: (entering) Hello Chandler, lovely day huh? (To Monica) You!
Rachel: I cannot believe you.
Monica: I pick you, Phoebe.
Kim: You expect me to believe..(Doors open, Ralph steps in.) Hi Ralph.
GIRL 2: You guys live around here too?
Phoebe: Well, it was an accident...You know, it's a lot of oil and sometimes the hand just slips!
Rachel: Thats right! You do what the hand says!
Monica: Your mother told you this?
Monica: Nice! Wow Phoebe you are good!
Phoebe: Whoa-whoa-whoa! No drinks near the bucket! Set it down over there and then you can make a contribution! (The guy starts to walk away with a hurt look on his face.) And you can leave the hurt bunny look over there too! (Her boss and a co-worker walk up.) Hi Bob! (The same old lady from before walks bye.) (To the old lady.) I thought I told you to get outta here!
Joey: Whoa-whoa-whoa! Youre not gonna use the pay phone to call work, are ya?
Monica: Ah no, the other Phoebe, the one you went to go see.
Monica: Ok, trying to turn me on by making a mess? Know your audience! Besides, tomorrow we're doing those fertility tests and until then you need to keep your tadpoles in the tank.
RACHEL: Oh honey, I'm so proud of you, Min.
Joey: Whoa, Monica runs a pretty tight ship over here. What are you doing?
Joey: Yeah. Yeah, that thats exactly it. Youre right. Yeah.
Joey: You sure?!
Joey: Yeah, why dont you move in with me? Itll be great! We could stay up late, watch movies, and you know about Naked Thursdays right?
Joey: Hey. Can, uh, can we help you?
Rachel: Oh you went to the movies by yourself?
CHANDLER: Yes, Janice. Why is that so difficult for you to comprehend?
Chandler: Eight and a half hours of aptitude tests, intelligence tests, personality tests... and what do I learn? (he taps the results and reads them) "You are ideally suited for a career in data processing for a large multinational corporation."
Phoebe: Well speaking of chiming in, remember the time you burned down my apartment?
Joey: Thank you. Cha-ching! (Chandler starts to leave) Oh, well hello Mr. Lincoln. Better luck next time buddy. (Chandler leaves and closes the door) And the drinks are on me!
Joey: "When can you move in?"
Joey: Thank you! Alright, let me see how I'm gonna start... "Dear baby adoption decider people..."
Monica: Are you sure?
JOEY: Hey, you guys are still gonna come visit me, right?
Phoebe: Well you obviously didnt see Chucky 3.
Rachel: Honey, y'know I just gotta tell you, I think this is such a terrific thing you're having these babies for Frank and Alice.
Joey: Yeah, what were you trying to get her to do?!
Joey: All right now, so? What do you think?
Amy: Do you have a hair straightener?
Joey: No, Rach, I shouldve told you sooner. Its just that Man! That kid is going to town! (Joey makes his awkward exit.)
Chandler: Are you okay?
Monica: Wow, do you mean like kiss him-kiss him?
Joey: Are you kidding me? Im great! Yeah, Im uh; Im better than great. I am good. And now that shes gone, I can uh, I can do all this stuff around here that I couldnt do before. Yknow? Like umm, I can walk around naked again. Yknow? I can uh, I can watch porn in the living room. Right? This is uh, this is good for me. Yknow? I like being on my own, Im uh, better off this way. Im uh, a lone wolf. Yknow? A loner. Alone. All alone. Forever. Whats a wolf got to do to get a huh around here?! (Chandler rushes over and hugs him.)
Ross: Y'know if we ever go to war and youre captured, youre in for a big surprise.
Phoebe: You want it there? You take it there baby!
Phoebe: Oh, you, too.
Monica: This place is really my Grandmothers. (Joey starts to take off all of his clothes, while Monica gets the glasses and pours the lemonade.) I got it from her when she moved to Florida, otherwise I could never afford a place like this. So if the landlord ever asks, Im 87 year old woman, whos afraid of her VCR. So are you thirsty?
Gunther: (to Joey) You want anything?
Phoebe: Do you like car games?
Chandler: I stayed home from work today while you were at rehearsal so somebody could be here with our chick!
Ross: (To Phoebe) Ugh, can you believe that guy!
Ross: You dont want my opinion?
Joanna: Oh God, we just clicked! Yknow how people just click? Like he came by to pick me up, and I opened the door, and it was just like, click! Did he tell you?
Rachel: Hey! Wait a minute! That was different! I did those things because I was in love with you!
Joey: (entering) Ross! Get a shot of this. (He's carrying an issue of the USA Today and hands Ross the camera.) Hey babies! These are the headlines on the day you were born! Okay, now girl baby turn away and boy babies (Throws the paper away to reveal a copy of Playpen, which is the TV version of Playboy Magazine.) Check it out, huh?! This is what naked women looked like the month you were born. All right, now let's dive right into the good stuff. (Joey opens the magazine and Ross sticks the camera in it.)
MONICA: With that moustache doesn't Chandler remind you of Aunt Sylvia?
Mrs. Geller: No-no-no, that was all true. This was just in case you pulled a Monica.
Chandler: I think I do! (They all laugh.) Thank you, Monica.
Chandler: You dont know. You didnt see it.
Monica: I need more swordfish. (to one of the assistant chefs) Can you get me some more swordfish?
Mona: I brought you back a present.
Ross: I do too! I missed you!
Guy: Im sorry, its just that youre so incredibly beautiful.
Joey: You should see the treatment I get when Im with that car! People are friendly; they-they wanna talk, and not just about the car! One guy gave me advice about my equity investments.
Ross: Hey Joe, while youre over there how about another beer for the Ross-A-Tron?
Rachel: Oh Amy, you remember Ross.
Amy: Not really. But you are much cuter then that geeky guy she used to date.
Ross: (coming out of the bathroom) Won't you dance around with me.
Chandler: You built a fort didn't ya?
Ross: Well, Im, uh, going to pick up Mona. What have you got going tonight?
Phoebe: I'm sorry you guys but, you know, Mike's got his brother and his friends from school so... you know, you were-you were... if it helps you, you were next in line, you just-you just missed the cut.
Ross: (opening the door to see Mona standing there) Mona? What arehi! What are you doing here? Im, um, supposed to pick you up!
Rachel: (she enters wearing a bath-robe) Hey... Hi you guys! Listen, you know what? I'm not feeling really well. I think I can't get out for the play.
Phoebe: (To Rachel) Okay, you have to switch with me! Monica is driving me crazy!
Chandler: (walking casually away) Love you.
Chandler: Hey! Im sorry! That(sees that Joey is about to leave) where are you going?
Joey: Pheebs, you gotta stop this, I working on commission here.
JOEY: So, assistant to the director. That's a really exciting job, I mean, you must have a ton of cool responsibilities.
Erica: You're kidding me? I mean, it's enough that you are a doctor. But on top of it, you're married to a reverend?
Rachel: Why? You saw it? Is it scary?
Chandler: Hey! Did you find the cameras?
Phoebe: Okay, dont panic. Im gonna go to the store, Im gonna get you another set of nails, no ones gonna know, and youre gonna look great. (She runs over to get her coat.) Oh! Oh, its cause theyre gonna eatthats the problem.
Monica: I know! I know, Im so sorry for you!
Ross: Hey, hey, its me. Why cant you tell me?
Man with a bow tie: Jarvis Oberblau, Cornell. (sighs) I mean, the ideas you put forth and, and from someone... so... young... and... (sighs again and smiles at Ross blissfully).