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'YOU' in a movie sentence | examples for 'YOU' from movies

Ross: Hey listen can you do me a big favor? The dean’s office just called and said there was an urgent meeting. Can you watch Ben for like an hour?

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Ross: Okay. (Ben enters) Ben? Come here. All right, I’m gonna leave you here with Aunt Rachel for about an hour. Okay? Are you gonna be okay?

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Ross: (To Rachel) I wasn’t talking to you.

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Ross: Okay, I’ll see you soon buddy. (He hugs and kisses him.) Be back in an hour.

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Rachel: Uh great! How do you feel about Diet Coke?

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Rachel: Okay. Well that’s pretty much all that we have—Oh! Oh! Have you ever had a virgin margarita? (Holds up a bottle of margarita mix.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Chandler: You mean the spitter?

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Chandler: Easy for you to say; you’ll be wearing a veil.

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Chandler: You mean the guy who kept staring at your chest?

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Monica: Can you blame him?

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Phoebe: Oo! You should have one of us do it!

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Monica: Are you serious?

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Chandler: Guys thank you very much but neither of you is marrying us.

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Rachel: Ben y’know when uh, when you were a baby, you and I used to hang out all the time. ‘Cause I was, I was your daddy’s girlfriend.

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Ben: But you’re not anymore!

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Ben: ‘Cause you guys were on a break.

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Rachel: Hey! We were not on a—Okay. That’s fine! Fine. Y’know what Ben? One day when you are a lot older I am going to tell you that entire story over a pitcher of real margaritas, okay?

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Rachel: (checks her watch) Fifty-two minutes. (Pause) So no-no brothers and sisters, huh? That must be nice. You don’t have to share stuff.

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Rachel: Oh, you’re one of those. But y’know what? I have two sisters of my own and we just-just tortured each other.

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Rachel: Yeah? You like that one?

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Ben: Yeah, you’re funny.

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Rachel: I’m funny? Oh thank God! Well hey, I’ve got a ton of these! Umm, oh hear—Do you want a good one? Here’s a good one. Umm, you uh, you take a quarter, take a quarter and, and you blacken the edge. Right? (Does so.) And then you say to person, I bet you can’t roll this quarter from your forehead to your chin without it leaving your face. And then when they do it, they’re left with a big black pencil line right down the center of their face.

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Ben: Can I do it to you?

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Joey: So, did you uh, find anyone to marry you guys yet?

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Joey: Yeah and the most important thing is that it won’t be some like, stranger up there who barely knows you. It’ll be me! And I swear I’ll do a really good job. Plus, y’know I love you guys and-and it would really mean a lot to me.

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Chandler: Yeah you can do it.

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Monica: Oh, I’m sorry. Can I get you something?

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Phoebe: Oh my God, you’ve got to stop chattering!

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Phoebe: Oh no, I don’t believe in Western medicine. No, if you just apply pressure to these points right here. (She’s pinching the bit of skin between her right thumb and forefinger with her left hand.) Then your hand starts to hurt and you still have a headache, so thanks. (Takes the pills.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Monica: Okay, while we’re waiting for these pills to kick in, I’m gonna sit you down on the couch. Come on. (Phoebe gets up and goes with her.) Get some nice soft pillows under your head, I’m gonna turn the TV on and you can watch whatever you want. And I’m—Sit down—(She sits down on the couch)—gonna make you some tea. And then, I’m gonna rub your feet.

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Ross: I have a bone to pick with you.

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Ross: Yeah that! You know I hate practical jokes! They’re mean and they’re stupid and-and I don’t want my son learning them!

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Rachel: Oh, come on! Saran Wrap on the toilet seat, you don’t think that’s just a little funny?!

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Ross: I was barefoot. Now tell me, the toilet thing is the only thing you taught him right?

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Phoebe: Oh, I love you Hexadrin! (She kisses the box.) Oh look! It comes with a story! (She pulls out the instructions and side affects paper.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Phoebe: Oh my God! (Starts reading them.) Dizziness, nervousness, drowsiness, facial swelling, nausea, headache—Headache. Vomiting, stomach bleeding, liver damage! Now okay, I don’t recall any of this coming up when you gave me these little death capsules! Oh I’m sorry, extra strength death capsules!

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Monica: You did it! You got ordained?!

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Joey: Anyway, I started working on what I’m going to say for the ceremony, do you wanna hear it?

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Carol: What a nice surprise! What are you doing here?

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Rachel: I found him! (To Ben) Very funny, come here! (She sits down on the coffee table and Ben walks up.) That is exactly why I’ve come here to talk to you okay?

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Carol: (from the kitchen) Rach, do you want some sugar in your coffee?

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Rachel: Yes oh—(To Ben)—Do I want sugar in my coffee? (Ben nods no.) No, just some milk would be good Carol. Thanks. (To Ben) Okay, do you remember all that stuff I taught you yesterday?

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Ben: (mimicking her) Remember all that stuff I taught you yesterday?

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Monica: Phoebe, your face is fine! Come on, none of this stuff is going to happen to you! Stop being such a baby!

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Phoebe: Oh, interesting you should call me that! Now that I may never have one! (Holds up the warning label.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Joey: Okay you guys, I got a little more written. Are you ready?

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Chandler: See Joe, not that that’s not grrreat! But, one of the cool things about having somebody we know perform the ceremony is that it can be about us! Y’know, it can be more personal. You can tell stories about us!

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Joey: Ooh, like the time you and I went to Atlantic City and I made you laugh so hard you threw up your whole steak?! Remember?

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Monica: I gotcha. Sorry. (To Monica) So, did you ever make him throw up a whole anything?

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Phoebe: Did you ever feed him a poison capsule that made him bleed from the eyes?

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Chandler: See Joe, we want you to tell stories but y’know, romantic stories. Nice stories.

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Joey: Oh. Okay. Ooh! Ooh! Okay, maybe I’ll talk about London! Y’know when you two hooked up! Only, only I won’t say hooked up. I’ll say, "Began their beautiful journey…"

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Monica: There you go!

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Joey: Okay. All right. Umm, so uh, so how did it happen? Did your eyes meet across the room? And then the next thing y’know you’re in the bathtub together and she’s feeding you strawberries?

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Chandler: Isn’t that what happened with you and the bride’s maid?

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Monica: (standing outside) Cute PJ’s! You’re really livin’ it up here in London huh?

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Chandler: Well, last time I saw him he was heading out the door with the bride’s maid and a bucket of strawberries. So uh, you’re not still upset about what that guy told ya are ya?

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Monica: Wouldn’t you be?

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Chandler: Well, look it’s been a really emotional time y’know, and you’ve had a lot to drink. And you’ve just got to let that go okay? I mean you were the most beautiful in the room tonight!

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Chandler: You kidding? You’re the most beautiful woman in most rooms… (She jumps up and kisses him.) (Breaking the kiss.) Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! What’s going on? You and I just made out! You and I are making out?

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Chandler: How drunk are you?

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Monica: Drunk enough to know that I want to do this. Not so drunk that you should feel guilty about taking advantage.

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Monica: You’re a really good kisser.

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Chandler: Well, I have kissed over four women. (They kiss again.) Do you wanna get under the covers?

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Monica: Wow! You are really fast!

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Chandler: It bodes well for me that speed impresses you.

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Monica: Do you wanna do it at the same time?

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Joey: Hey no-no-no-no! It’s cool! It’s cool! I-I’ll only be a second, I’m still with my bride’s maid, I just—Where are those condoms you brought?

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Chandler: Uh, could you leave me one?

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Joey: (pause) For just you?

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Joey: Hey listen, why don’t you come downstairs with me? There’s some really nice girls down there.

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Joey: All right, here you go buddy. (He tosses him one.) Go nuts. (Exits.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Joey: That’s what that was?! ‘Cause that other thing? I thought you were on to something, but it did nothing for me.

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Joey: Oh… (To Chandler) Can you imagine if I hadn’t left you that last one? You two might’ve never gotten together. Ooh-ooh! Could you imagine if I sent that hooker up to the room like I was gonna?! It’s like it was in the stars!

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Phoebe: Yeah, it’s totally meant to be. (To Monica) Tell him who you originally wanted to hook up with that night.

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Chandler: Who did you originally want to hook up with?

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Chandler: (To Monica) So you came to the room looking for Joey? Did you ever in-intend on telling me about this?

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Chandler: Oh, it’s not important? It’s not important?! If it wasn’t for a bride’s maid you’d be marrying him (Points to Joey) not me!

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Monica: Noo!! The point is that is was you that was there that night! It is you that I am marrying! It is you that I feel in love with!

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Monica: Chandler, please! Do you know how unbelievably glad I am that Joey was not there that night?!

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Chandler: (To Joey) Look there is no way you’re doing this wedding now. Okay?

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Chandler: Okay, it’s just weird! Okay? I don’t want to be standing their saying my vows and then having the mental image of you and Monica! I-I-I need…I don’t know what I need. I need a walk.

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Chandler: It is to me. You wanted to sleep with Batman, and instead you had to settle for Robin. (Walks out and slams the door.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Ben: That you and daddy were not on a break.

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Ross: Rachel! What are you doing here?

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Ross: Wh-wh-what line? The line that prompted a student in my last class of the day to say uh, (In a college frat boy voice) "Dude, don’t you ever was your face?"

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Rachel: All right, I’m sorry. I’m sorry I didn’t tell you but you were so mad already!

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Ross: Of course I was mad! I told you I-I hate this stuff! Okay? It-it’s not funny!

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Ross: You have a line down your face.

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Rachel: Okay, maybe they are not funny to you…

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Ross: Uh, y’know what? I’ll tell you who it hurts! It hurts the kid who has all his clothes stolen in gym class so he has to go to the principal’s office wearing nothing but a catcher’s mitt!

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Rachel: That was you?! We heard about you in Junior High! Did you really just shake your fist in the air and shout, "I will be revenged?!"

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Ross: I will be! Listen, I don’t want you teaching my son that stuff anymore. Okay?

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Rachel: Fine. Fine, but I’ll have you know that once I taught him that stuff he called me Fun Aunt Rachel. And I loved being Fun Aunt Rachel but I’ll go back to being Boring and Uncomfortable Aunt Rachel if that’s what you want!

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Ross: No that’s not what I want. Uh, I’m glad you guys were bonding but I…

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Chandler: Hey. Do you want this scone? (Holds up his plate) It came for me but it would probably rather sleep with you!

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Chandler: Look Joe, I know you wanted to do the wedding…

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Joey: No-hey-no! If you don’t want me to do it, I except that. I don’t care about that. I just…I don’t want you to be upset.

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Chandler: How can I not be upset? Okay? I finally fall in love with this fantastic woman and it turns out that she wanted you first!

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Joey: Yeah for like a half an hour one night! Chandler, she wants you for the rest of her life! You’re so lucky! Look what I missed out on by not being there! Although you know what? It could never have worked like you guys did, ‘cause you guys are perfect for each other. Y’know, we look at you and-and we see you together and it just…it-it fits. Y’know? And you just know it’s gonna last forever.

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Chandler: That’s what you should say.

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Chandler: When you’re marrying us; that’s what you should say.

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Chandler: I’d love it if you would do it.

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Ross: Hey I’m sorry to do this to you again but uh, is there any way you can look after Ben for a little bit? I-I’ve got this meeting at school. And-and he-he asked for his uh, ‘Fun Aunt’ Rachel, so…

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Ross: Okay, I’ll see you later pal.

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Rachel: I can’t let him go out that way, he’s got a meeting. (To Ross) You’ve got something here on your back.

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Ross: All right, that’s it! (He runs over to Ben, but he runs past him and out the door.) Come—you—no! You are in big trouble young man!

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Rachel: No you guys… (She walks out into the hallway.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Phoebe: I’m really glad you guys are okay but, I just keep thinking what would happen if-if you two (Points to Monica and Joey) actually had hooked up.

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Fat Joey: Here we go! Here we go! Here we go! (Groans and picks up a piece of food.) How you doin’?

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Joey: Here you go.

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Joey: Good for you!

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Chandler: Oh yeah, that was great. Thanks to you, the hottest cocktail waitress there is quitting to teach the third grade!

"Friends", season 4, episode 14

Joey: Where you going?

"Friends", season 3, episode 3

Cynthia: I can't believe you thought that you were going to video tape us having sex on the first date! (She storms away and Rachel enters to confront Joey.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 9

Rachel: Thank you.

"Friends", season 4, episode 3

Rachel: Monica, would you calm down? The credit card people said that you only have to pay for the stuff that you bought.

"Friends", season 1, episode 21

Bandleader: Thank you, thank you very much. If everyone will please take your seats, dinner will be served.

"Friends", season 8, episode 1

Monica: Why did you hire me?

"Friends", season 4, episode 3

ROSS: No, there is no way he was a velociraptor. No Tony, look at the cranial ridge, OK. If Dino was a velociraptor, he would have eaten the Flintstones. Yeah, yeah. [Monica comes out of her room] Oh, were you takin' a nap?

"Friends", season 2, episode 17

Joey: Well, if she's my friend, hopefully she'll understand. I mean, wouldn't you guys?

"Friends", season 1, episode 17

Mr. Heckles: You owe me a waffle.

"Friends", season 1, episode 19

Rachel: Umm, I said I thought you were a good kisser, and uh, and that I like your tiney-tiny touchie.

"Friends", season 7, episode 9

Ross: I know if you were getting married I’d feel, kinda….. y’know.

"Friends", season 4, episode 20

Phoebe: Yeah, you've... you know, sort of been like a dad to me. I mean, you've always, you know, looked out for me and shared your wisdom...

"Friends", season 10, episode 12

Frank: You don’t have it anymore?

"Friends", season 3, episode 18

Rachel: Oh no-no-no-no-no, no you don’t!

"Friends", season 7, episode 11

Chandler: Well, you know Phoebs. I don't know if it's your kinda thing, because it involves a lot of being normal. For a large portion of the day.

"Friends", season 1, episode 22

Ginger: Okay. It’s just like anything else, you just have to get used to it.

"Friends", season 3, episode 14

Monica: That’s right. That’s right. And that is why you can’t stay here tonight. And probably why you shouldn’t come to the wedding.

"Friends", season 7, episode 7

Phoebe: Yeah, thanks. And listen, can you do me a favor? Could you just umm, wake me up in a couple hours, y’know if you can.

"Friends", season 6, episode 4

Joey: Ross! (Laughs) They’re gonna kill you!

"Friends", season 4, episode 15

Ross: (To Joey) Hey, you wanna get something to eat or uh, do you wanna see how long we can throw this ball back and forth? Huh?

"Friends", season 5, episode 21

[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Chandler and Monica are there and Rachel is arranging a bouquet of flowers, pricks her finger on a thorn, throws the bouquet over her head, and those you who are quicker than some already know that Monica is the one who catches it.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 1

Richard: You mean like exclusive friends?

"Friends", season 3, episode 13

Erica: Yeah. It's a sonogram they took of the baby last week. I thought you might want to see it. (gives it to Monica, who looks at it for a long time, and then shows it to Chandler)

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Rachel: You never come into this office again!

"Friends", season 4, episode 3

RACHEL: You see, you look beautiful. For god sakes, dim the lights.

"Friends", season 2, episode 23

SCOTT: Fleischman's group. Whatever you do, don't touch his sandwiches. Ha-ha-ha...

"Friends", season 2, episode 23

Ross: Oh God, this is so nerve wracking! How-how do you do this?

"Friends", season 5, episode 18

Ross: Oh! (Does a laugh/groan.) Listen umm, I, I just stopped by to see if you wanted to see this play tonight. Umm, it’s supposed to be excellent. The director is the same…

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

Joey: Hey! Don’t do the crime if you can’t do the time.

"Friends", season 4, episode 8

The Cooking Teacher: Monica, you go to the head of the class.

"Friends", season 8, episode 21

Joey: I want you.I need you.Let me make love to you.

"Friends", season 9, episode 19

Monica: Where are you guys going? Come on, one more game!

"Friends", season 1, episode 12

Monica: I missed this apartment! Now, this is a grown-up’s apartment! Y’know, I-I should be with a grown-up, do you know what I mean?!

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

Joshua: You okay? (Rachel swallowed it whole and is not hacking like a heavy smoker in the morning.) You all right? (Rachel walks away, coughing.)

"Friends", season 4, episode 16

RACHEL: Daddy, daddy, you know what, I really wanna hear more about this, I really do, but I just have, I just have to do a, some stuff.

"Friends", season 2, episode 22

Monica: I know, he’s too charming, but if you two start going out, then it’s just gonna make it so much harder for me to hate him.

"Friends", season 3, episode 11

ROSS: Hey, hey, woah, you want some of this, huh? You want a piece of this, huh? I'm standin here, huh.

"Friends", season 2, episode 21

Ross: How did you know she would buy scotch tape?

"Friends", season 4, episode 12

Sandy: Oh, no, no, no... That's okay. I got a lot of offers from other families. I just picked you guys because... I liked you the best.

"Friends", season 9, episode 6

Rachel: Yeah, because I was mad at you, not because I stopped loving you!

"Friends", season 4, episode 21

Joey: You wanna see what I got? (He gets up to empty out his pockets) Okay? I’ve got a baby Tootsie Roll, a movie stub, keys, a Kleenex, a rock, and an army man. Hey!

"Friends", season 4, episode 3

Joey: Ross! Ross! If you’re going to the airport, could you pick me up another one of those Toblerone bars? (Chandler nods his head no.)

"Friends", season 4, episode 17

Rachel: (looks at him) That was (pause) surreal. Okay, what do think? Are you interested at all?

"Friends", season 3, episode 20

Monica: What are you talking about?

"Friends", season 3, episode 23

Chandler: You don’t have it.

"Friends", season 4, episode 3

Alice: Umm, it costs $16,000 each time you do this. So, umm, we’re kinda using all the money we have to do it just this one time.

"Friends", season 4, episode 12

Monica: And you?

"Friends", season 4, episode 3

Phoebe: So umm, now do you have any of Matt Lauer’s clothes here? Maybe? Just ones that haven’t been cleaned yet?

"Friends", season 6, episode 22

Ross: Unagi is a state of total awareness. Okay? Only by achieving true unagi can you be prepared for any danger that may befall you!

"Friends", season 6, episode 17

Chandler: (To Gary) So what do you say, maybe sometime I hold your gun?

"Friends", season 5, episode 17

Monica: See what happens when you give people advice? I hope you told him not to?

"Friends", season 9, episode 23

The Saleslady: Yes! I have it right here. (Phoebe and Monica both gasp at the dress.) Would you like to try it on Ms. Waltham?

"Friends", season 4, episode 20

Joey: Pheebs, I am so sorry! I know I promised you a fun road trip with your friend and I didn’t deliver. But-but-but now I know that you think being awake is an important part of friendship! So, so, so I will strive to-to stay awake for as long as I know you.

"Friends", season 6, episode 1

Ross: That was the water fountain! Okay?! Anyway, people are writing reports for me, uh pushing back deadlines to meet my schedule, I'm telling you, you get tough with people you can get anything you want. (Joey walks by with a cup of coffee.) Hey Tribbiani, give me that coffee! Now!

"Friends", season 5, episode 9

Joey: (To Chandler) In what John Houston film would you hear this line, "Badges? We don’t need no stinkin’ badges!"

"Friends", season 8, episode 20

CHANDLER: Alright, one of you give me your underpants.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

Rachel: Oh, you’re not gonna believe what happened to me today! Ralph Lauren called, and gave me my job back!

"Friends", season 10, episode 15

Joey: There you go! Keep going. Keep going!

"Friends", season 1, episode 15

Mr. Treeger:: What are you doing?

"Friends", season 4, episode 4

Monica: (as Rachel) Yeah... Yeah, I know it's pretty selfish, but haha, hey, that's me. (Indicating a dish on the table) Why don't you try the hummus?

"Friends", season 1, episode 17

Chandler: I'm so sorry, but you should have a sign out there or something. Or at least whisper it to people when they come in the door. "Owen doesn't know he's adopted, and he also thinks that Santa is real."

"Friends", season 10, episode 2

Ross: ‘Why don’t you call him?!’ Well, thank you very much! Y'know now he is going to prep her, y'know prep her, as in what you do when you surgically remove the boyfriend!

"Friends", season 3, episode 11

Joey: Whoa-whoa, Treeger made you cry?

"Friends", season 4, episode 4

Chandler: Oh no, you’ll have to come.

"Friends", season 4, episode 4

Joey: I don't know. What are you wearing?

"Friends", season 1, episode 22

Kathy: Hi! (Kisses Chandler) Thank you so much for coming again. Did you like it tonight?

"Friends", season 4, episode 13

Doctor Connelly: I'm sorry there wasn't better news from your test last week but I wanted to talk to you about your options.

"Friends", season 9, episode 22

Mike: You never told me about that guy on your sweet sixteen. Oh, ugh. I'm sorry about that.

"Friends", season 10, episode 7

Joey: Uhh, look Katie, uh listen, we-we need to talk. Okay? Umm, look I like you. I-I really do, I like you a lot. Okay? But sometimes when you, when you playfully punch me like that it-it feels like someone's hitting me with a very tiny but very real bat.

"Friends", season 5, episode 15

Monica: Well y’know Joey, you’re a pretty charming guy.

"Friends", season 6, episode 21

Phoebe: I can’t believe that! Now the only thing left of my grandmother’s legacy is this crumb. (She picks it up with her finger and holds it out to Monica.) I wish you a long and happy marriage.

"Friends", season 7, episode 3

Monica: I know this is going to sound unbelievably selfish, but, were you planning on bringing up the whole baby/lesbian thing? Because I think it might take some of the heat off me.

"Friends", season 1, episode 2

Rachel: Are you seein’ her again tonight?

"Friends", season 1, episode 16

Monica: I told you not to go down there!

"Friends", season 4, episode 4

Ross: Ohh! Thank you! I like mail. (He goes to kiss her again, but she turns away.)

"Friends", season 4, episode 1

Rachel: Okay, hold on just a second. (She grabs a camera out of the desk and takes his picture.) I’m sorry, it’s for human resources, everybody has to do it. Could you just stand up please?

"Friends", season 7, episode 4

Joey: Wait! Terry! Please! Look, I just lost my other job. Okay? You have no idea how much I need this. Please, help me out, for old times sake.

"Friends", season 7, episode 4

Monica: Wait a minute, why don’t you just call Mark. (they both look up in shock) I mean, who says you have to sit here and wait for him, you’ve got to make stuff happen.

"Friends", season 3, episode 11

Joey: Orrr, you could follow him and see where he goes.

"Friends", season 3, episode 3

Rachel: But you could teach us.

"Friends", season 1, episode 18

Ross: You are totally jealous.

"Friends", season 3, episode 12

Rachel: (stands up) Wow! Oh-okay, look pal, I am not in the mood to be hit on right now! But if you give me your number I will call you some other time.

"Friends", season 6, episode 18

Gary: Not as impressive as you. I gotta tell you, I looked at your record and you've done some pretty weird stuff.

"Friends", season 5, episode 16

Rachel: Then why do you ask?!

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Joey: Chandler, Chandler, y’know what we should do? You and I should go out and get some new sunglasses.

"Friends", season 6, episode 12

Chandler: Oh. Well, hold on camper, are you sure you've thought this thing through?

"Friends", season 1, episode 5

Rachel: Any chance you think the couch looks good there?

"Friends", season 5, episode 16

JOEY: Ok, um, uh, we three feel like, that uh, sometimes you guys don't get that uh, we don't have as much money as you.

"Friends", season 2, episode 5

Chandler: I always knew you were gonna make it. I’m so proud of you.

"Friends", season 8, episode 22

Chandler: You’re a genius!

"Friends", season 4, episode 4

Chandler: Thank you, Joey.

"Friends", season 4, episode 4

Ross: Wh—Hey—Whoa-whoa, where, where you going?!

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Ross: Let-let me make sure I'm hearing this right, you're ending this with me because I'm too whiney? (Janice makes an agreeing sound.) So you're saying, I've become so whiney that I annoy you, Janice.

"Friends", season 5, episode 12

Phoebe: Come on you know what to do! You hire the first one! You don’t hire an assistant because they’re cute, you hire them because they’re qualified.

"Friends", season 7, episode 4

The Interviewer: Thank you. The readers at Soap Opera Digest will be happy to hear that.

"Friends", season 8, episode 19

Chandler: Okay! (They hug.) I was gonna wait ‘til uh, it was official y’know? But I got so excited I just had to tell you guys because you’re my best friends.

"Friends", season 6, episode 23

Joey: No-no, thank you.

"Friends", season 4, episode 4

Ross: And so now you guys are gonna be married?

"Friends", season 3, episode 18

[Scene: The Philly, With or Without You is playing. (Which is the same song Ross played for Rachel in TOW the List.)]

"Friends", season 3, episode 15