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'YOU' in a movie sentence | examples for 'YOU' from movies

Ross: Hey listen can you do me a big favor? The dean’s office just called and said there was an urgent meeting. Can you watch Ben for like an hour?

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Ross: Okay. (Ben enters) Ben? Come here. All right, I’m gonna leave you here with Aunt Rachel for about an hour. Okay? Are you gonna be okay?

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Ross: (To Rachel) I wasn’t talking to you.

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Ross: Okay, I’ll see you soon buddy. (He hugs and kisses him.) Be back in an hour.

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Rachel: Uh great! How do you feel about Diet Coke?

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Rachel: Okay. Well that’s pretty much all that we have—Oh! Oh! Have you ever had a virgin margarita? (Holds up a bottle of margarita mix.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Chandler: You mean the spitter?

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Chandler: Easy for you to say; you’ll be wearing a veil.

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Chandler: You mean the guy who kept staring at your chest?

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Monica: Can you blame him?

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Phoebe: Oo! You should have one of us do it!

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Monica: Are you serious?

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Chandler: Guys thank you very much but neither of you is marrying us.

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Rachel: Ben y’know when uh, when you were a baby, you and I used to hang out all the time. ‘Cause I was, I was your daddy’s girlfriend.

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Ben: But you’re not anymore!

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Ben: ‘Cause you guys were on a break.

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Rachel: Hey! We were not on a—Okay. That’s fine! Fine. Y’know what Ben? One day when you are a lot older I am going to tell you that entire story over a pitcher of real margaritas, okay?

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Rachel: (checks her watch) Fifty-two minutes. (Pause) So no-no brothers and sisters, huh? That must be nice. You don’t have to share stuff.

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Rachel: Oh, you’re one of those. But y’know what? I have two sisters of my own and we just-just tortured each other.

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Rachel: Yeah? You like that one?

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Ben: Yeah, you’re funny.

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Rachel: I’m funny? Oh thank God! Well hey, I’ve got a ton of these! Umm, oh hear—Do you want a good one? Here’s a good one. Umm, you uh, you take a quarter, take a quarter and, and you blacken the edge. Right? (Does so.) And then you say to person, I bet you can’t roll this quarter from your forehead to your chin without it leaving your face. And then when they do it, they’re left with a big black pencil line right down the center of their face.

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Ben: Can I do it to you?

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Joey: So, did you uh, find anyone to marry you guys yet?

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Joey: Yeah and the most important thing is that it won’t be some like, stranger up there who barely knows you. It’ll be me! And I swear I’ll do a really good job. Plus, y’know I love you guys and-and it would really mean a lot to me.

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Chandler: Yeah you can do it.

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Monica: Oh, I’m sorry. Can I get you something?

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Phoebe: Oh my God, you’ve got to stop chattering!

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Phoebe: Oh no, I don’t believe in Western medicine. No, if you just apply pressure to these points right here. (She’s pinching the bit of skin between her right thumb and forefinger with her left hand.) Then your hand starts to hurt and you still have a headache, so thanks. (Takes the pills.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Monica: Okay, while we’re waiting for these pills to kick in, I’m gonna sit you down on the couch. Come on. (Phoebe gets up and goes with her.) Get some nice soft pillows under your head, I’m gonna turn the TV on and you can watch whatever you want. And I’m—Sit down—(She sits down on the couch)—gonna make you some tea. And then, I’m gonna rub your feet.

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Ross: I have a bone to pick with you.

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Ross: Yeah that! You know I hate practical jokes! They’re mean and they’re stupid and-and I don’t want my son learning them!

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Rachel: Oh, come on! Saran Wrap on the toilet seat, you don’t think that’s just a little funny?!

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Ross: I was barefoot. Now tell me, the toilet thing is the only thing you taught him right?

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Phoebe: Oh, I love you Hexadrin! (She kisses the box.) Oh look! It comes with a story! (She pulls out the instructions and side affects paper.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Phoebe: Oh my God! (Starts reading them.) Dizziness, nervousness, drowsiness, facial swelling, nausea, headache—Headache. Vomiting, stomach bleeding, liver damage! Now okay, I don’t recall any of this coming up when you gave me these little death capsules! Oh I’m sorry, extra strength death capsules!

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Monica: You did it! You got ordained?!

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Joey: Anyway, I started working on what I’m going to say for the ceremony, do you wanna hear it?

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Carol: What a nice surprise! What are you doing here?

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Rachel: I found him! (To Ben) Very funny, come here! (She sits down on the coffee table and Ben walks up.) That is exactly why I’ve come here to talk to you okay?

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Carol: (from the kitchen) Rach, do you want some sugar in your coffee?

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Rachel: Yes oh—(To Ben)—Do I want sugar in my coffee? (Ben nods no.) No, just some milk would be good Carol. Thanks. (To Ben) Okay, do you remember all that stuff I taught you yesterday?

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Ben: (mimicking her) Remember all that stuff I taught you yesterday?

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Monica: Phoebe, your face is fine! Come on, none of this stuff is going to happen to you! Stop being such a baby!

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Phoebe: Oh, interesting you should call me that! Now that I may never have one! (Holds up the warning label.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Joey: Okay you guys, I got a little more written. Are you ready?

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Chandler: See Joe, not that that’s not grrreat! But, one of the cool things about having somebody we know perform the ceremony is that it can be about us! Y’know, it can be more personal. You can tell stories about us!

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Joey: Ooh, like the time you and I went to Atlantic City and I made you laugh so hard you threw up your whole steak?! Remember?

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Monica: I gotcha. Sorry. (To Monica) So, did you ever make him throw up a whole anything?

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Phoebe: Did you ever feed him a poison capsule that made him bleed from the eyes?

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Chandler: See Joe, we want you to tell stories but y’know, romantic stories. Nice stories.

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Joey: Oh. Okay. Ooh! Ooh! Okay, maybe I’ll talk about London! Y’know when you two hooked up! Only, only I won’t say hooked up. I’ll say, "Began their beautiful journey…"

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Monica: There you go!

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Joey: Okay. All right. Umm, so uh, so how did it happen? Did your eyes meet across the room? And then the next thing y’know you’re in the bathtub together and she’s feeding you strawberries?

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Chandler: Isn’t that what happened with you and the bride’s maid?

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Monica: (standing outside) Cute PJ’s! You’re really livin’ it up here in London huh?

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Chandler: Well, last time I saw him he was heading out the door with the bride’s maid and a bucket of strawberries. So uh, you’re not still upset about what that guy told ya are ya?

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Monica: Wouldn’t you be?

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Chandler: Well, look it’s been a really emotional time y’know, and you’ve had a lot to drink. And you’ve just got to let that go okay? I mean you were the most beautiful in the room tonight!

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Chandler: You kidding? You’re the most beautiful woman in most rooms… (She jumps up and kisses him.) (Breaking the kiss.) Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! What’s going on? You and I just made out! You and I are making out?

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Chandler: How drunk are you?

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Monica: Drunk enough to know that I want to do this. Not so drunk that you should feel guilty about taking advantage.

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Monica: You’re a really good kisser.

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Chandler: Well, I have kissed over four women. (They kiss again.) Do you wanna get under the covers?

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Monica: Wow! You are really fast!

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Chandler: It bodes well for me that speed impresses you.

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Monica: Do you wanna do it at the same time?

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Joey: Hey no-no-no-no! It’s cool! It’s cool! I-I’ll only be a second, I’m still with my bride’s maid, I just—Where are those condoms you brought?

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Chandler: Uh, could you leave me one?

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Joey: (pause) For just you?

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Joey: Hey listen, why don’t you come downstairs with me? There’s some really nice girls down there.

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Joey: All right, here you go buddy. (He tosses him one.) Go nuts. (Exits.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Joey: That’s what that was?! ‘Cause that other thing? I thought you were on to something, but it did nothing for me.

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Joey: Oh… (To Chandler) Can you imagine if I hadn’t left you that last one? You two might’ve never gotten together. Ooh-ooh! Could you imagine if I sent that hooker up to the room like I was gonna?! It’s like it was in the stars!

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Phoebe: Yeah, it’s totally meant to be. (To Monica) Tell him who you originally wanted to hook up with that night.

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Chandler: Who did you originally want to hook up with?

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Chandler: (To Monica) So you came to the room looking for Joey? Did you ever in-intend on telling me about this?

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Chandler: Oh, it’s not important? It’s not important?! If it wasn’t for a bride’s maid you’d be marrying him (Points to Joey) not me!

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Monica: Noo!! The point is that is was you that was there that night! It is you that I am marrying! It is you that I feel in love with!

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Monica: Chandler, please! Do you know how unbelievably glad I am that Joey was not there that night?!

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Chandler: (To Joey) Look there is no way you’re doing this wedding now. Okay?

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Chandler: Okay, it’s just weird! Okay? I don’t want to be standing their saying my vows and then having the mental image of you and Monica! I-I-I need…I don’t know what I need. I need a walk.

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Chandler: It is to me. You wanted to sleep with Batman, and instead you had to settle for Robin. (Walks out and slams the door.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Ben: That you and daddy were not on a break.

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Ross: Rachel! What are you doing here?

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Ross: Wh-wh-what line? The line that prompted a student in my last class of the day to say uh, (In a college frat boy voice) "Dude, don’t you ever was your face?"

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Rachel: All right, I’m sorry. I’m sorry I didn’t tell you but you were so mad already!

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Ross: Of course I was mad! I told you I-I hate this stuff! Okay? It-it’s not funny!

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Ross: You have a line down your face.

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Rachel: Okay, maybe they are not funny to you…

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Ross: Uh, y’know what? I’ll tell you who it hurts! It hurts the kid who has all his clothes stolen in gym class so he has to go to the principal’s office wearing nothing but a catcher’s mitt!

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Rachel: That was you?! We heard about you in Junior High! Did you really just shake your fist in the air and shout, "I will be revenged?!"

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Ross: I will be! Listen, I don’t want you teaching my son that stuff anymore. Okay?

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Rachel: Fine. Fine, but I’ll have you know that once I taught him that stuff he called me Fun Aunt Rachel. And I loved being Fun Aunt Rachel but I’ll go back to being Boring and Uncomfortable Aunt Rachel if that’s what you want!

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Ross: No that’s not what I want. Uh, I’m glad you guys were bonding but I…

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Chandler: Hey. Do you want this scone? (Holds up his plate) It came for me but it would probably rather sleep with you!

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Chandler: Look Joe, I know you wanted to do the wedding…

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Joey: No-hey-no! If you don’t want me to do it, I except that. I don’t care about that. I just…I don’t want you to be upset.

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Chandler: How can I not be upset? Okay? I finally fall in love with this fantastic woman and it turns out that she wanted you first!

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Joey: Yeah for like a half an hour one night! Chandler, she wants you for the rest of her life! You’re so lucky! Look what I missed out on by not being there! Although you know what? It could never have worked like you guys did, ‘cause you guys are perfect for each other. Y’know, we look at you and-and we see you together and it just…it-it fits. Y’know? And you just know it’s gonna last forever.

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Chandler: That’s what you should say.

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Chandler: When you’re marrying us; that’s what you should say.

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Chandler: I’d love it if you would do it.

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Ross: Hey I’m sorry to do this to you again but uh, is there any way you can look after Ben for a little bit? I-I’ve got this meeting at school. And-and he-he asked for his uh, ‘Fun Aunt’ Rachel, so…

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Ross: Okay, I’ll see you later pal.

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Rachel: I can’t let him go out that way, he’s got a meeting. (To Ross) You’ve got something here on your back.

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Ross: All right, that’s it! (He runs over to Ben, but he runs past him and out the door.) Come—you—no! You are in big trouble young man!

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Rachel: No you guys… (She walks out into the hallway.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Phoebe: I’m really glad you guys are okay but, I just keep thinking what would happen if-if you two (Points to Monica and Joey) actually had hooked up.

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Fat Joey: Here we go! Here we go! Here we go! (Groans and picks up a piece of food.) How you doin’?

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Joey: Here you go.

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Joey: Good for you!

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Monica: (Tiny laugh) I am really an idiot. (Tiny laugh) you see, I was filling out my friend's form, and instead of putting her information, (tiny laugh) I put mine.

"Friends", season 1, episode 17

Woman: OH…MY…GAWD!! (Yep, you guessed it. It’s Janice.)

"Friends", season 4, episode 15

Chandler: No, there are great pictures of you standing next to a guy who’s going like this… (Makes what can only be described as a toothy frown. Henceforth, this shall be known as The Face.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 5

(She kisses him. Ross leans back for a second, and then they both kiss, more passionately this time as U2's With or Without You plays in the background.)

"Friends", season 3, episode 15

Ross: Chandler, have you ever put on a black cocktail dress and asked me up to your hotel room?

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Phoebe: Because at that time you see, I thought everything that rhymed was true. So I thought y’know that if I’d work with stocks, I’d have to live in a box, and only eat lox, and have a pet fox.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Monica: Fine! Don't be my friends! I'll buy new friends! Yeah, and then I'll pay for their plastic surgery so they'd look just like you!

"Friends", season 9, episode 18

Mrs. Geller: Oh, she just graduated, and she wants to be something in cooking, or food, or.... I don't know. Anyway, I told her you had a restaurant-

"Friends", season 1, episode 2

David: Right. But, see, the longer I waited, the more phenomenal the kiss had to be, and now we've reached a place where it's just gotta be one of those things where I just like... sweep everything off the table and throw you down on it. And, uh, I'm not really a, uh, sweeping sorta fella.

"Friends", season 1, episode 10

MONICA: Oh, gosh, this is so weird. I mean, his whole life was in this apartment, and now it's gone. You know, I think it would be nice if we just took a few moments, for Mr. Heckles. I mean, he was kind of a pain, he was, but, he was a person. You're all going to hell.

"Friends", season 2, episode 3

Chandler: Oh, what can happen? I mean, would you… (He gestures and spills some of his coffee.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 17

Monica: No, wait, please don’t go! I’ve got porn for you too!

"Friends", season 4, episode 13

Joey: Yeah, so, uh, so, uh, what's the deal with this father guy, I mean, if someone was havin' my baby somewhere, I'd wanna know about it, you know?

"Friends", season 1, episode 23

Mona: (laughs then stops) Oh you’re serious. Sure!

"Friends", season 8, episode 5

Monica: (looking at her hand) Y’know what shoes would look great with this ring? Diamond shoes! (Sees Chandler sitting on the bed.) You’re not getting dressed. (Chandler quietly folds over the comforter on the bed making a spot for her.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 1

Ross: You gotta be at least bi...

"Friends", season 9, episode 6

ROSS: Hey, you're a doctor of gums. That's the smallest body part you can major in. It's like day one, floss. Day two, here's your diploma.

"Friends", season 2, episode 10

Phoebe: It's nothing, it's just- Okay. I'm going through my mail, and I open up their monthly, you know, STATEMENT-

"Friends", season 1, episode 3

Chandler: Oh-aw my God! Now, I understand if you never want to sleep with me again, but that would be wrong. We're too good! We owe it, to sex!

"Friends", season 5, episode 4

Phoebe: Okay! (Runs that way and hears another whistle blast.) Hey! (Heads the other way and hears another blast.) What do I do?!! (She runs in the second direction and finds that the whistling is coming from inside a rack. She moves the dresses out of the way to find Rachel curled up in a fetal position frantically blowing on the whistle.) What are you doing? (Rachel doesn’t stop.) Did you find the dress? (Rachel won’t stop so Phoebe pinches her nose shut which causes her to spit the whistle out.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 17

RACHEL: Well it's not, honey I'm sorry, I guess I'm just nervous. I mean, it's you, ya know, it's us. I mean, we're crossing that line, sort of a big thing.

"Friends", season 2, episode 15

Monica: You know what I’d love to do? I would like to go to France and eat nothing but bread and cheese—Not even bread, just cheese. No, I want the bread. Yeah. Ah, and pastries… (Breathlessly) And pate. Oh, I’m really not high, it’s just I used to be fat.

"Friends", season 8, episode 16

Ross: Alright, I'm gonna go find them... (twitches a bit, looks down) I just need a... need a before I can... you know. (gestures standing up... they sit and wait for a while) Grandma... grandma... grandma... (he tries to concentrate...) Okay, I see you later.

"Friends", season 10, episode 1

Joey: (entering) That’s my line! (He walks up the aisle and to the rabbi) I can take it from here, thanks. (To all) Dearly beloved, I’m sorry I’m a little late. You may be confused by this now, (He’s still in costume) but you won’t be Memorial Day weekend 2002. Well, let’s get started before the groom takes off again. Huh? (Monica is shocked and looks around.) We are gathered here today, to join this man and this woman in the bonds of holy matrimony. I’ve known Monica and Chandler for a long time, and I can not imagine two people more perfect for each other. And now, as I’ve left my notes in my dressing room. We shall proceed to the vows. Monica?

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

MIKE: (looking at his watch) Eleven minutes.� (long pause)� And now twelve.� So, do you like the beer?

"Friends", season 9, episode 9

Monica: (entering) Hey guys! Do you wanna look at the song list for the wedding? (They ignore her.) Guys?

"Friends", season 7, episode 17

Ross: Okay, there are no stupid fights!! This isn’t about the room, this is about what the room…represents! And unfortunately, this room (Points to Rachel’s room) could destroy you!!

"Friends", season 6, episode 3

Chandler: And then you click it and, uh-oh, she's naked. And then, and then you click it again and she's dressed. She's a business woman, she's walking down the street, she's window shopping, and (clicks pen) whoa-whoa-whoa, sh-she's naked! (Rachel just stares at him.)

"Friends", season 3, episode 12

JOEY: These'll go great in my new place. You know, 'till I get real ones.

"Friends", season 2, episode 16

Emily: Don’t you point your pants at me! (She throws them on the floor.) We have no choice! Anywhere that’s half-decent would’ve be booked months ago, Ross don’t you understand? This is our wedding I’m talking about.

"Friends", season 4, episode 23

Mike: (not amused) Are you rehearsing for some really bad mafia movie?

"Friends", season 10, episode 12

Joey: Oh! Hey right! Not a problem. (He starts taking off his clothes.) I totally understand. You need to y’know make sure I don’t have any horrible scars or tattoos. Don’t you worry; I have nothing to hide. (He drops his pants and stands back up and looks down.) So there you go, that’s me. (We cut to a camera angle looking at the casting director and movie director through Joey’s legs.) One hundred percent natural! (Suddenly, there’s a thud as something falls off.) (Everyone is shocked.) I tell ya, that has never happened before.

"Friends", season 7, episode 19

Monica: What-what are you doing?

"Friends", season 5, episode 15

Ross: Okay, I’m going to start climb down you now.

"Friends", season 7, episode 12

Phoebe: Ok, somebody is on their way to ruin wedding okay. And I have to warn somebody, alright. So if you don’t give me that number then I’m going to come over there and kick your snooty ass all the way to New Glocken..shire.

"Friends", season 4, episode 23

Rachel: Okay. All right Dina, well let’s talk about the different areas of fashion that you could get involved in. Let’s see, there’s design, but you may need a whole other degree for that. Uh, there’s-there’s sales, which is great because you get to travel…

"Friends", season 8, episode 10

Emily: (with her coat on, she’s leaving with Ross) Thank you so much for this. It was really so thoughtful of you.

"Friends", season 4, episode 16

Ross: You what? Wh what were you doing seeing her boobies?

"Friends", season 1, episode 13

MR. GELLER: Honey. Honey, have you seen my Harmon Kilerbrew bat? Bob doesn't believe I have one.

"Friends", season 2, episode 16

Will: Sure! Monica, I can’t get over how great you look! You look stunning!

"Friends", season 8, episode 9

Chandler: Yeah, that’s like the most ugliest dress I’ve ever seen. Wh-why do you to return it?

"Friends", season 7, episode 17

Chandler: Alright, Janice, that's it! Janice... Janice... Hey, Janice, when I invited you to this party I didn't necessarily think that it meant that we-

"Friends", season 1, episode 10

Janice: Oh! Okay! (To Ross) You, Mister Right Place at the Right Time, call me! (Does her famous, or is that infamous, laugh and exits.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 12

Richard: Well I know I was an idiot! And I tried to forget you, I really did! Y’know after we had lunch last year I spent six months in Africa trying to get you out of my head!

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

Ross: Oh okay, lift it straight up over your head! Straight up over your head! You can do it! You can do it! (She gets it lifted up and they make the first turn.) Okay. You got it?

"Friends", season 5, episode 16

(they sit down and Roy plays "You Make Me Feel" by Sylvester on his boom box, and starts... With his back towards the girls, he starts waving his hands, then backs towards the girls slapping his butt, then swings it around, and makes thrusting pelvic movements in front of Phoebe. He dances around the tables in between all the girls, and gets back into the kitchen part of the room. He then tears off one of his sleeves and throws it towards Monica and Rachel, who fight over who gets it. He then tears off his other sleeve and moves it back and forth between his legs, getting closer to Phoebe.)

"Friends", season 10, episode 11

Rachel: Well, okay. Would-would you get me a Diet Coke?

"Friends", season 6, episode 22

Ross: Susan wanted a Chunky. We're having a baby, ok, a baby, you don't stop for Chunkys.

"Friends", season 1, episode 23

The Casting Director: (entering) Okay uh, we have narrowed it down to Raymond, Ben, Kyle, and Joey. The rest of you, thank you very much.

"Friends", season 5, episode 18

Mona: Uh, that’s okay. You can dance with her first.

"Friends", season 8, episode 1

Chandler: Hey-hey-hey Rachel, funny thing. Actually, the ah, end zone starts at that pole, so you’re five feet short, so we win!

"Friends", season 3, episode 9

David: Uh no, I have to go in a few hours. I have to be on the red-eye. Well listen, y’know, next time you’re in Minsk umm…

"Friends", season 7, episode 11

ROSS: God, that was, that was amazing, that was incredible. You guys, you guys kicked butt.

"Friends", season 2, episode 21

Chandler: Does South Oregon have a sports-team? (Joey strikes one from his list) There you go.

"Friends", season 7, episode 8

Chandler: You are totally and completely 100% forgiven.

"Friends", season 6, episode 17

Ross: Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh, by the by, did it uh, did it ever occur to you that, I don’t know, maybe they might be having a little too much fun?

"Friends", season 4, episode 18

Joey: All right, I'll give you this, Mr. Peanut is a better dresser. I mean he's got the monocle, he's got the top hat...

"Friends", season 1, episode 20

Chandler: Hm-hmm, I told you! (Looks at the clock) I can’t believe that I’ve only got two hours before I call in sick for work.

"Friends", season 7, episode 12

RACHEL: So uh, what are you guys doing for dinner tonight?

"Friends", season 2, episode 5

ROSS: Ok, Phoebe, this is it. In this briefcase I carry actual scientific facts. A briefcase of facts, if you will. Some of these fossils are over 200 million years old.

"Friends", season 2, episode 3

Joey: Somebody opened the door to the coffee house and a raccoon came running in, went straight for your muffin and I said "Hey don't eat that-that's Phoebe's" and he said.. <pause> He said.. "Joey you stink at lying." What am I going to do?

"Friends", season 9, episode 8

Joey: (to Erin) Okay, good to see you again.

"Friends", season 7, episode 7

Joey: (stomps on the footrest which pops Ross up into a sitting position) The trail from the woman you did it with to the woman you hope never finds out who did it! (slapping his hands with each word) You always have to think about the trail!

"Friends", season 3, episode 16

Joey: Come on Pheebs! I can’t take this anymore! Let-let me make it up to you. Huh? (Starts singing.) Ground control to Major Tom. Commencing countdown, engines on. Take your protein pills and put your helmet on!

"Friends", season 6, episode 1

BIG BULLY: Of course we're hitting faces, why wouldn't you hit faces?

"Friends", season 2, episode 21

Joey: Uh, if I may? Umm-umm look, Cliff, you told me a lot of personal stuff about you, right? And maybe-maybe it would if-if would help if-if you knew some personal stuff about her. Uh, she was married to a gay ice dancer. Uh, she gave birth to her brother’s triplets. Oh! Oh! Her-her twin sister used to do porn!

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

Girl: You’re a big scrud.

"Friends", season 3, episode 10

Rachel: Nothing! Phoebe kinda made a mistake. But y’know you do wear that sweater a lot, are you involved in some kind of dare?

"Friends", season 8, episode 2

Rachel: Jill this is not about me being jealous of you! This is about you being a brat! Wanting what you can’t have!

"Friends", season 6, episode 14

Monica: Oh, you really want to talk about getting people to like you huh, funny man? (Joey laughs but stops when Chandler turns to glare at him.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 9

Monica: (noticing Rachel crawling behind the couch) Rach? What are you doing?

"Friends", season 5, episode 19

Phoebe: No but, why does that have to be a bad thing. Just change what it means. Y'know? Go down there and prove your Mother wrong. Finish the job you were hired to do, and we’ll call that pulling a Monica.

"Friends", season 4, episode 3

Joey: All right, look, you got to help me out, ok? Look, I have the magic marker, I want you to fill in the skinny one soI don�t look stupid for my pictures.

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Joey/Drake: Yes, you do.Yes...you do. I'm the one who doesn't have a choice because I...because I can't stop loving you.

"Friends", season 9, episode 19

Rachel: What?! I didn't have a good time in Greece! Ross abandoned me! Okay, I couldn't get a plane out, so I had to stay in their honeymoon suite with people coming up to me all the time going, "Oh, Mrs. Geller, why are you crying?" I mean, it was sooo humiliating. I felt like such an idiot! I mean, it's all my fault! And you know why, because I make very bad decisions.

"Friends", season 5, episode 2

Charlie: There's an indoor pool, you can swim there! (Ross agrees)

"Friends", season 9, episode 23

Chandler: You roll another hard eight and we get married here tonight.

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Judge: You need to get out of my chambers.

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Phoebe: Oh, this is so exciting! You get your picture back up on the wall of fame! Eek!

"Friends", season 6, episode 22

Amy: You didn't want me to marry the old guy with the great apartment. Then, I tried to help your daughter to de-emphasize her flaws (frantically pointing at her nose) And suddenly I am the bad guy?

"Friends", season 10, episode 5

Ross: (Angry) I- I- I ca- I can't believe this. I mean, all I asked you to do was keep him in the apartment.

"Friends", season 1, episode 19

Bank Officer: Okay, Ms. Lambert handles all our closures. (to a beautiful woman) Would you come over here please?

"Friends", season 4, episode 4

Frank Jr.: You just don't know how hard it is, Phoebe. There's just so many of them. You know, two I can handle. Two's great. You just hold one in each hand, but what do I do when the third one runs at me with his bike helmet on. I've got no more hands to protect my area! There's three of them, Phoebe, three!

"Friends", season 10, episode 2

Joey: You’re right. You’re right. I-I’ll go tell her now before Ross finds out and I’ll be gentle. I can do that. I am a gentle person. Oh, by the way. Two people screwing in there (Points to the closet Chandler and Monica were in) if you want to check that out.

"Friends", season 9, episode 1

Chandler: You do know that Wham broke up?

"Friends", season 4, episode 19

Monica: Right. Umm, listen since we’re-we-re on that subject, umm, I just wanted to tell you that uh, well, I-I was going through a really hard time in London, what with my brother getting married and that guy thinking I was Ross’s mother…

"Friends", season 5, episode 1

Monica: Are we playing football or what? Come on you hairy-backed Marries.

"Friends", season 3, episode 9

Chandler: Ah, the "I'm sorry I rejected you" phone call. I'm not used to getting it from guys. (on the phone, getting up from the sofa) Hey, Steve.

"Friends", season 9, episode 18

Janice: A little birdie told me something about you wanting to rip your arm off and throw it at me.

"Friends", season 3, episode 1

Ross: I dunno, maybe it’s because you’re really sarcastic. Or maybe it’s cause you uh-

"Friends", season 6, episode 9

Ross: So honey, this morning was fun, huh? Me hopping in on you in the shower there.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

CHANDLER: I am here, on my knees, holding up these couch cushions as a symbol of my sorrow and regret, much like they did in biblical times. Though you may haveth anger now. . . [Joey returns to his room]

"Friends", season 2, episode 14

PHOEBE: I'm sorry, Monica, I'm really happy you got promoted, but cold cucumber mush for thirty-something bucks? No! Rachel just had that, that, that salad, and, and Joey with his like teeny pizza! It's just...

"Friends", season 2, episode 5

Ross: Yeah, yeah, I was watching. (The instructor just nods and walks away.) Umm, hey, a couple of questions though. Umm, about that-that-that last move where the woman tripped you and then pinned you to the floor, what-what-what-what would you do next?

"Friends", season 6, episode 17

Joey: Hey, did you get to the part where they’re trapped in the car and Cujo’s throwin’ himself at the windshield?

"Friends", season 8, episode 12

Joey: That’s right! I helped you guys out a lot in the start of your relationship. Huh? I helped you guys sneak around for like six months, and I looked like an idiot! And I was humiliated. And I only made 200 dollars!

"Friends", season 6, episode 11

Chandler: Well, I think it's great that you're going on a date, you know? I mean, it sounds healthy. I mean, you have needs. Embrace your womanhood!

"Friends", season 9, episode 14

Cailin: I’ll join you.

"Friends", season 3, episode 22

Phoebe: So, here you are. It seems like yesterday I was talking to you in that little petri dish. Everyone said labor was the hardest thing I'd ever have to do, but they were wrong this is. Oh, I had the most fun with you guys! I wish I could take you home and see you everyday. Okay, I'll settle for being your favorite Aunt. I know Alice's sister has a pool, but you lived in me. Okay, so we're cool. Yeah, we're gonna be great. Little high fives! (Imitates the high fives.) Ahh! Ahh! Ahh! (One of the babies begins to cry.) Well, if you're gonna cry. (She starts crying.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 3

Monica: Hey Rach, the adoption agency needs letters of recommendation and we were wondering if you would write one for us.

"Friends", season 10, episode 5