words in movies
Joey: Maybe he found you flip-flop.
Joey: Imagine a protective porn bubble if you will, okay?
Rachel: Honey, what are you doing? Thats too heavy.
Chandler: Or a job where you dont have to carry a table.
Phoebe: You mean like a doctor?
Joey: Pheebs! Youre blocking the porn! Look out!
Monica: Oh. Why didnt you take her?
Monica: You must feel horrible. Hey! The guys have free porn!
Monica: Hey, cheer up! Youre gonna see her again, right?
Monica: (interrupting him) No-no-no, dont-dont do the accent. Youve got to see her again.
Ross: And why do you care so much?
Monica: Because! You could get to live out my fantasy!
Ross: You had fantasies about Emily?
Ross: Is that why in junior high you were the only one that hung out with that Ukrainian kid?
Monica: Do you love her?
Monica: You love her!
Monica: Ohhh, I knew you loved her! Then you need to go to the airport and tell her. Youre probably just gonna catch her just as shes about to go to the gate. Youre gonna call out her name and say, "I love you!" And shes gonna say, "I love you, too!" And you guys are going to have the most amazing kiss, everyone at the gate will applaud.
Monica: Then you two can, can sneak into the cockpit, and things will start to heat up, and then a stewardess comes in (Ross looks at her.) Ive been watching too much porn.
Phoebe: Three? You guys were worried I wouldnt even have one!
Rachel: Well, so, are-are you sure that there are three?!
Phoebe: What do you know?!
Phoebe: Oh well, okay, hey, yknow how when youre umm, youre walking down the street and you see three people in a row, and you say, "Oh, thats nice?"
Phoebe: Okay, yeah well, good news, youre going to have three babies.
Phoebe: Oh God, Im so glad you guys are happy, I was so afraid you were going to be all freaked.
Frank: Yeah, Ive been thinking ever since you said we were having triplets, the best thing for me to do is to drop out of college and get a job.
Phoebe: No you cant quit college! No! Youre in college? Really?
Phoebe: You cant give up on your dream.
Emily: Oh my God! What are you doing here? (They hug)
Ross: I just, I had to see you one more time before you took-off.
Emily: You are so sweet. (They kiss.)
Ross: Thats, thats, thats a big candy bar. (Shes holding one of those huge Toblerone bars.) I had the most amazing time with you.
Ross: (stops her) Wait uh, listen. I-I, I have to tell you something. Umm, Ive been thinking, Im just gonna come out and say it. Okay? I-I-I ah, I-I think I love you.
Emily: Oh. (Shes shocked and hugs him.) Thank you. (She boards the plane.)
Phoebe: Well, Frank has to quit college because his super fertile sister is having three babies! I need to make a lot of money really fast, and I had an idea that I want to talk to you (Points to Chandler) about, cause you work for a big company. Okay, insider trading, what information is there that you can give me.
Chandler: They dont really talk to us about that kind of stuff. I can get you some free white out though.
Monica: Ohh! Did you do what I said? Did-did-did you tell her?
Ross: Thank you.
Monica: Oh, youre totally welcome! Whatd she say?
Ross: She said, "Thank you." I said, "I love you." And she said, "Thank you."
Chandler: Whoa-whoa, wait a minute, did you say, you love her?
Joey: Yeah, what were you trying to get her to do?!
Joey: You play hard to get.
Joey: Then you go to Tokyo.
Chandler: All right look, forget it, forget it. You told her you love her, its over.
Monica: It is not over! Youre over!
Monica: You know!
Monica: It is not over because she is going to call you and tell you she loves you. And the reason why she couldnt, is because her feelings were so strong, it scared her. Now you go home and wait for her call, she could be calling you from the plane! Come on now go! Go! (Tries to push Ross out the door.)
Rachel: Well, so, why dont you just turn it off?
Phoebe: (entering carrying a case) Ooh, good, youre hear! Okay.
Phoebe: Oh this, well Im glad you asked. (She opens the case and removes a knife and an soda can.) Now, dont you hate it when you have to cut a tin can with an ordinary steak knife? (She efficiently cuts it in half.) Ahh! Now, I know what youre thinking
Monica: Phoebe, they didnt make you pay for those knives, did they?
Monica: Are you sure?
Rachel: Honey, youre not gonna make enough money to help Frank and Alice just by selling knives.
Ross: Emily, hi! Uh, how-how was you flight?
Emily: It was dreadful. I felt terrible about how I acted when you said those wonderful things.
Ross: No, no, that-that, thats all right. Umm, Im just glad you called.
Emily: Ross umm, theres something that Ive got to tell you, theres-theres someone else.
Monica: Of course theres another guy!! This is even more perfect! Now you have to prove your love!
Ross: Im not proving anything. Okay, Im done listening to you. If I hadnt let you talk me into going to the airport in the first place, I never wouldve put my fist through the wall!
Chandler: You put your fist through the wall?
Monica: You have to go to London!
Monica: Yeah, you have to go fight for her!
Joey: Oh yeah, sure, that makes sense. Yeah. Cause you already told her you love her and she didnt say it back, then she called you and told you that theres another guy, so yeah, go to London thatll scare her!
Monica: When Rachel was with Paulo, what did you do?
Monica: You sat back and let him have her, you didnt fight at all. Am I right? Do you want the same thing to happen with Emily?
Monica: All right then, go fight for her! Go to London! I mean, that could be you and Emily! (Points to the TV.) That, but-but nicer. Just, go to London!
Joey: Ross! Ross! If youre going to the airport, could you pick me up another one of those Toblerone bars? (Chandler nods his head no.)
Monica: Thats sounds great, but how are you going to afford it?
Rachel: Well, we were walking down the street and we saw that van that you guys used for catering and we realised
Phoebe: Okay. You know how people need transportation, but they also need massages to help them relax so I just figured we could combine the two, okay, I give the massages and Frank drives! I can fix up the van, bolt the table in the back, and you know what Ive got?
Phoebe: YOU DID NOT!!!! Oh! No! You came up with Relaxi Cab! Thats not good.
Monica: Oh my God! Ross, are you in England? Was Emily surprised?
Monica: What are you doing here? You cant be here!
Monica: Oh, you came to tell him you love him! I knew it! (Points at Chandler) I was right! (Points to Emily) Im right, right?
Emily: I uh, Ive been to his apartment and he wasnt there, and uh. I need to talk to him, so do you have any idea where he is?
Emily: Ross, are you there? Ross, I dont know if you can hear this but (Ross has moved to the window, apparently so that he can hear better.) Im gonna talk anyway, uh, Im in the States with you sister and your friends and its all over with Colin. I came here to tell you that, and to tell youYes, Joey you can have all the chocolate you want, just take it! Uh, I came here to tell you that I love you.
Ross: (yelling, thinking Emily can hear him through the answering machine all the way to New York.) I love you too! Im, Im gonna call you right now from the phone booth! (Realises) You cant hear me. (Goes to make his call.)
Emily: I wish I could know if youd heard any of that. I suppose Ive either just told you I love you or given my neighbours a good laugh. Mrs. Newman if youre listening, bugger off this in none of your business. I suppose theres not much chance you did heard that, and theres the call waiting so, I should go. Oh well. (Answers the call waiting.) Hello.
Emily: Ross, I love you!
Ross: Ohh! Thank you.
Joey: I think youre right.
Chandler: You wanna see if we still have it?
Chandler: Sure, you guys dont have this problem, youre made of wood. (Rachel comes out of the bathroom) Hey!
Kathy: So what did you do today?
Mr. Geller: (filming this) Hey Chandler, you cant keep your hands off her for one second!
Joey: Really? Thats great! You and my sister, sittin in a tree.
Mike: My friend Manny. I asked him to keep me away from you.
Phoebe: Oh, youre such a cheater!
Monica: Okay. (She gets up and walks over to Chandler.) Chandler? Can I see you for a second?
CHANDLER: Really? Wow. That's some pretty powerful imaginary sperm you must have there.
Janice: But I love my husband. And I know you love your wife. Now, I don't think we should get this house now.
Phoebe: Really? Are you sure?
Charlie: (talking to Ross) I feel like I owe you an explanation. I don't ordinarily go around kissing guys at parties. I'm... well, I'm kind of embarrassed. I really hope you don't think less of me.
The Director: Cut! Alex, remember youre supposed to cry. Can you cry for us this time?
Monica: Okay, you can not tell Chandler. Okay? That I ran into Richard.
Rachel: You can go.
Joey: Hey Rach listen, no matter what this guy says I want you to know youre not gonna be alone in this.
Joey: (entering) You opened them all?
Phoebe: Oh my God, are you okay?
Joey: There you go!
Ross: (He does so, and finds a half-eaten box of cookies.) Youre good. (Tries a cookie.) These are not.
Chandler: Well, maybe you can get in on a beauty scholarship.
Phoebe: Wait you stole those from these peoples wedding?
Monica: You kissed another woman!
Rachel: Okay. Ah, well well just see about that, okay. I will read The Shining, (she tries to take the book away from him but he doesnt want to let it go) and you will read Little Women.
Ross: Hey! How you doing?
Rachel: Oh, hi! I would check your hand but... I'm sure you don't want to get my chicken disease!
Rachel: (entering) Oh good youre still here!
Monica: Thank you.
Mr. Geller: (also lying) Ill help you dial.
Monica: Now, are you glad we didnt start with the bikini strips?
Rachel: Oh! Y'know what? You're right! We meet, you flirted and then bamn nine years later you had me!
Phoebe: Y'know, if you want, you can call her machine, and if she has a lot of beeps, that means she probably didn't get her messages yet.
Chandler: But we are not the one she chose! How can you feel okay about this?
Monica: Well, what were you gonna say?
Ross: Shut up! It was nice. I just... I don't think I'm the dirty-talking kind of guy, you know?
Chandler: You already know.
Phoebe: No you didnt.
Phoebe: Oh she was looking for you.
Joey: Its just a game Mon. (makes a Can-you-believe-her face to the rest of the gang.) Rach, how about you?
Chandler: Seriously? Seriously, no! You can play your own age which is 31!
Phoebe: Did Rachel find you?
Ross: (to Joey) So? What do you think? (Shows himself - Joey observes him with a strange look on his face.)
Phoebe: What are you guys talking about, I loved it! It was soo moving. Oh, plus its just, its so different from the stuff you usually hear.
Mike: Uhm... Did you just hit my dad?
Rachel: Of course theyre listening to you! Everybody listens to you.
Phoebe: Ross, Rachel doesn't know that you wanna get back together. If she did, she might feel differently. She might not even go.
Rachel: (sarcastic) No, no, that's ok. You won fair and square. I'm so sad!
Chandler: I believe the foundation of our friendship was unfortunate hair. (Ross just stares at him) All right, look, if we're really gonna do this... it's not like you never broke one of the pacts.
Joey: Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Treeger, what are you doing?
Rachel: Okay. Great! So now that you guys all know you can help me. Give me some advice on how Im gonna tell Ross!
Rachel: Yeah but-but-but you liked me! Oh my God, I cant believe this, all this time, I liked you and you liked me!
Phoebe: All right, stop it. Now youre just doing it to freak me out.
Rachel: You do?
Joey: Yeah? Well look Ross, you don't have to. Okay? It's not your fault I suck. I mean what kind of an actor can't even say, "Hmm, noodle soup." (Nods his head in disgust.)
Ross: Hey, y'know, Mon, if things wrong out between you and Richards son, youd be able to tell your kids, that you slept with their grandfather.
Chandler: Yknow its funny I started it but, now its scary me. So could you come out here please?
Ross: Youre great. And I-I know someday this will happen for you too. You just hang in there.
Rachel: Ok, you know what, I'm just gonna take her outside.
Phoebe: Oh my God! Monicas just gonna kill you.
Rachel: Hey, you guys! Guess what? Barry and Mindy are getting a divorce!
Chandler: All right buddy, time to roll over. (Rolls him over, and discovers a surprise) (Looking down) No-no! (Covers his eyes) No, no-n-n-n-no!! You are going to a clinic! Youre going to a clinic, and a pyjama store!
Joey: How are you doing?
Ross: You already know dont you?
Joey: Well, what did you say to her?
Ross: Then you are neither of your parents!
Man: Who are you?
Monica: I mean think about all the money that youre gonna make!
CHANDLER: No, you keep the pack. I'm all cried out today.
Chandler: Just act like you belong.
Nurse: Dr. Richard Burke is out of town. Dr. Timothy Burke, his son, will see you now.
Monica: How did you know that?! (Runs to yell at Joeys apartment.) Joey! Chandler!! Its time!
Ross: When have you ever?
Joey: Chandler. Will you see if your mom can give my resume to Dennis Phillips? Cause if I can get in a Broadway show then I wouldve done it all, film, television, and theater. The only think left would be radio, and thats just for ugly people.
Rachel: Stop it! I will kill you. I hate the fact that my room is so small.
Ross: Do you really?
Ross: Thank you.
Monica: No, the one who looked at you once because you got in her way.
Phoebe: Yeah, you have homosexual hair.
Ross: Youre welcome.
Monica: Relax! Youll be fine. (Chandler exhales and turns off the table light.) Oh much better. Youre invisible now.
Monica: I-I-I wanna thank you all for coming. My family and my friends
Rachel: So are things with you and Joey any better?
Monica: So, you wore your nightie to dinner?
Phoebe: You have got to be kidding me!
The Director: You guys make me fly! High! Okay, were gonna pick it up here, tomorrow.
Monica: That you can have.
Ross: Should I leave this open for you too?
Ross: Oh perfect, we were just gonna see if you wanted to go.
Ross: Come here to me. No-no, you come here to me.
Chandler: Can you figure out what Im doing?
Joey: Youre welcome buddy.
Mrs. Green: Plus, what are you planning on doing with the baby while youre trotting out to the garbage ten times a day?
Rachel: I was sending you signals?
Rachel: You know you kissed me first.
Rachel: (entering) Ugh, you will not believe what that sleaze-ball from Ralph Lauren did too me!
Mike: Look Phoebe, It's not about you. I just never wanna get married again.
Chandler: Hah. May not wanna mention this. So, you ever wonder which is worse, you know; going through labor or getting kicked in the nuts?
Chandler: Honey, Im gonna save you some time, 200 CDs, not one of them in the right case.
Rachel: Oh you missed it. She was laughing. Oh it was amazing. It was amazing. It was the most beautiful, beautiful sound that...
JOEY: Ok, uh, hey Richard, if you had an extra ticket to the Knicks game and you had to choose between a friend who smells and one who bruises you who would you pick?
Monica: I love you too Chandler. (They kiss.)