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Rachel: Joey? Are you in there?
Monica: Joey, you have to talk to her!
Chandler: I dont see him. (To Monica) Do you see him?
Rachel: Well, at least you make each other laugh.
Rachel: All right. Well listen, if you see Joey will you just tell him uh tell him I miss him. (Exits and Joey enters.)
Monica: (To Joey) Okay, did you hear that?
Monica: Honey, you gotta talk to her.
Joey: I cant! Yknow? You guys dont know what its like to put yourself out there like that and just get shot down.
Chandler: (incredulous) I dont know what thats like?! Up until I was 25 I thought the only response to, "I love you," was, "Oh crap!"
Monica: This is Rachel. I mean, what are you gonna do, never going to talk to her again? I mean I know its weird, its awkward, but you gotta at least try.
Phoebe: Okay, so when youre done with your tea Ill look at your leaves and tell you your fortune.
Chandler: I didnt know you read tea leaves.
Phoebe: Oh! (Checking the book) Which can either mean youre having a baby or youre gonna make a scientific discovery!
Monica: You mean your pink shirt?
Chandler: Well, Im sure you get another one at Ann Taylors.
Phoebe: (noticing a guy sitting by the green post looking at her) Oh wait a second you guys for the last couple weeks Ive been that guy everywhere I go. We take the same bus. We go to the same bookstore, the same dry cleaners; maybe hes the tea guy. (He gets up to leave, and smiles at Phoebe.)
Chandler: Phoebe, did you see that?! He totally checked you out! He is so cute! (Looking at his tea.) Mine has a picture of The Village People, what does that mean?
Rachel: How do you know that? What if it just gets worse and worse and worse, to the point where we cant even be in the same room with each other?!
Chandler: Im not great at the advice, can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? Some cheese?
Chandler: Honey, Im gonna save you some time, 200 CDs, not one of them in the right case.
Rachel: Oh my God!! You guys have such problems!! I feel so terrible for you!
Monica: Okay, I-Im sorry. You and Joey, your both focusing on this uncomfortable thing, what you need to do is to change the subject. Next time you see him try to get him talking about something else.
Monica: Yeah, like I dont know, maybe you have a work problem that you need his advice on.
Monica: Uh I really dont know what to tell you Rach, I really dont. I mean, maybe Joey can help you out with your, with your big work problem.
Joey: So you uh, have a big work problem?
Rachel: I know I told you, its a really big problem.
Rachel: Can you believe that?!
Joey: Man! When you said it was a problem about your boss and the baby I figured it was something about maternity leave.
Guy: Oh, its you. I see you everywhere. Im Jim, Jim Nelson.
Mona: No, its still wet. Yknow what? Let me get it out before it sets. Ooh, I have something you can wear. Here. (Hands him Rosss shirt.)
Chandler: What problem did you tell him you had?
Mr. Zelner: May I help you?
Joey: Do you think you can just buy my friends baby?!
Jim: Do you like to party?
Jim: Youre wild, arent ya?
Jim: Im sorry. Im staring. Its just that you have the most beautiful eyes.
Phoebe: Okay. Umm look, youre coming on a little strong. But Im going to give you the benefit of the doubt, because it seems the universe really wants to be together. So, why dont we just start over okay? And you can just tell me about yourself.
Jim: Oh also, you might be interested to know that I have a Ph.D.
Phoebe: Wow! You do?
Rachel: Hey! Oh Joey, honey listen, thank you for talking to my yesterday about that thing with my boss. That really meant a lot.
Joey: Not a problem. Oh, and just so you know, that guys not going to be bothering you about that baby thing anymore.
Joey: Dont worry! Dont worry. I just told him, very nicely, "You dont go buying peoples babies, so back off!!"
Joey: And you couldnt think of anything else?!
Monica: You said your boss wants to buy your baby?!
Rachel: (To Joey) I cant believe that you yelled at my boss! Im-Im gonna lose my job! What am I going to do?!
Chandler: You can always sell your baby.
Rachel: Oh Joey, I cant believe you brought my boss into this! Im gonna get fired!
Joey: You lied to me!
Mona: Ross, what are you doing?!
Rachel: Morning. You wanted to see me?
Mr. Zelner: If I in any way implied that I wanted to buy your baby I am sorry. Okay? Last week when I asked you when your due date was uh, I certainly did not mean that I felt that I was due your baby. Yeah, I want to be very clear that I understand that its your baby, and it is not mine to purchase.
Monica: Dont worry Phoebe, youre gonna meet someone. If I can meet a great guy, so can you.
Phoebe: Oh, you didnt have to come in with me.
Monica: Are you kidding? This is where they get out stains! Okay? This is like Disneyland for me. Im-Im gonna be over here watching the dance of the clean shirts. (She points to and walks over to the electric clothes rack they have.)
Guy: (To Phoebe) Oh, excuse me! I think you dropped s (looks at Phoebe.) Wow!
Guy: Im sorry, its just that youre so incredibly beautiful.
Phoebe: Oh yeah well, Im sorry about that too, but what are you going to do?
Guy: I hope you dont think Im crazy but I feel like I was meant to pick this up, do you believe in that kind of thing?
Phoebe: A little. (She turns around and looks up.) (To the universe) Now youre talking.
Guy: Would you like to go out and have a cup of coffee?
Monica: (to the clerk) Ooh, an ink stain! Hey, can I watch how you get this out?
Rachel: Chandler, can you give us a minute?
Chandler: Oh Im sorry, youre kicking me out of my own living room?
Rachel: Joey, Im really sorry that I lied to you. I was just trying to make things
Rachel: It kinda worked. I mean yknow, I dont know about you buy I havent thought about our thing since all this.
Joey: Hey youre right. Yeah, its kinda been like us again a little bit.
Joey: Me too. I mean I havent thought at all about how I put myself out there and said all that stuff and how you didnt feel the same way about me and-and how it was really awkward.
Mona: (interrupting him) Listen Ross, you dont have to apologize. I understand why you were there.
Ross: You do?
Mona: Yeah, you still have feelings for me. And-and to be honest, I-I still have feelings for you. And I wish that we can work it out Ross, but we cant. Its too complicated with you and Rachel and the baby, I-I just It just wasnt meant to be.
Ross: (faking starting to cry) Oh God youre right.
Mona: Ross, we we have to be strong. Okay, I-Im gonna go. (She picks up the shirt Ross has just set down.) Can I? To remember you?
JOEY: Monica, have you ever been with him when he wasn't drinking?
Conan: You still get nervous everybody just before a show?
Elizabeth: Oh please! It was such a big class! You never even noticed me!
Monica: Yeah, you should.
Ross: Oh my God! You actually exchanged it!
Monica: So, um, how-how did you guys meet?
Rachel: Yeah, you should, really.
Monica: Y'know what, Ive got to walk out of here right now, cause getting over you is the hardest thing that I have ever had to do. I dont think I could do it again.
Rachel: Thank you. Thank you. I love you.
Joey: Yeah, well you didn't call and leave your grip size.
Chandler: (shrinks back) Right. You know what? Actually I just get off the plane, so I�m feeling kinda gross. Maybe I should just take a shower.
Phoebe: Um-hmm, thats good to know. But lets stop focusing on what you dont do, and start focusing on what you do do.
Chandler: Would you tell her I let you win please?
Phoebe: But ifno look, okay. These jerks might not care about you, but the universe does! And that says a lot!
Joey: Oh really? Thatd be great! You guys can be the contestants!
Ross: No ah-ah-ah! Do not start this car! (She starts the car.) Okay! Okay! I will give you twenty bucks if you get out of this car right now! (He looks for the twenty Rachel stole and doesnt find it.)
Monica: (to Chandler) So, did you do it?
Rachel: Ok, well Monica, suppose one of your "special" tickets win? How are you gonna feel when you win the lottery and you lose all your friends?
RACHEL: What? Come on, you do what you want to do. Do we always have to do everything together?
Chandler: So you don't get paid unless the movie makes money?
Monica: We're Aunt Monica and uncle Chandler, by the way. You may not recognize us, because we haven't spoken to your parents in seventeen years!
Ross: Okay, (gets up) if youll excuse me, I-Im gonna go hang out with some people who dont know the Space Mountain story.
Monica: Well, because every time we do, you make jokes about swinging and scare them away.
Danny: (returning, with a friend) Rachel, this is my friend Tom. (To Tom) This is the girl I told you about.
Rachel: Yeah! Can you believe that something that stupid actually got us our apartment back?
Ross: All right, there you go!
Monica: Well, are you just hanging out with Ross?
Chandler: And for the last time, we do not want to be friends with you! And we don't want to buy your bat! (Joey lowers his bat)
David: Yes, but uhm... You should know... she really likes you. I-In fact I-I-I don't think you realise j-just how lucky you are fella. (he points at Mike)
Rachel: Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh Chandler!! (Hugs him.) You guys are gonna be so happy!
Emily: I think it makes you look really dangerous.
(The rest of the crew start to drive away leaving Joey sad, alone, and holding his congratulatory balloons as the song comes up again. La-la-la. See, I've been through the desert on a horse with no name! It felt good to be out of the rain! In the desert you can't remember your name, 'cause there ain't no one for to give you no pain. La-la-la, la, la, la )
Chandler: (in a deep voice) If I broke up with you, Id miss you.
Rachel: Oh, go on! You telling people about me?
Joey: Well, we can talk about something else. What do you want to talk about? Vivisection? The Vasdeferens? The Vietnam War?
Rachel: All right. So you're telling me that there is nothing going on between you and Chandler.
Monica: Yes it is. You see I've always found the men's bathroom very sexual. Haven't you?
Ross: Great! Uh, let me take this up for you. (The box hes holding.)
Mr. Waltham: Shes in hiding. Shes utterly humiliated. She doesnt want to see you ever again.
Ross: Hey, whatd you guys do to get up on there?
Chandler: Ya know if you want to, I can just hold them down and you could (Punches the air).
Chandler: (to another female nurse) Hey, how 'bout it? You, me, Saturday night?
Joey: (To Ross) What is the matter with you?!
Joey: Thank you Phoebe, that is very, very generous.
Monica: Hey, Rach, can you give me a hand with this box?
Joey: Rach! Hey! Its fine! Youre at Joeys!
Chandler: So Rachels all moved out huh? How are you taking it?
Rachel: Nodded off!! Ross you were snoring. My fathers boat didnt make that much noise when it hit rocks!
Joey: Shh. Shh. Dont try to talk, well get you up to your room, well soak your feet, youll be okay.
Rachel: All right. We figured you might respond this way, so we have a backup offer.
The Doctor: You brought a carrot.
Monica: (looking out the peephole) Ohh, shes looking down the hall. Oh! She looked right at me! Oh wait, you cant see people through that little hole, can you? (Goes back to the door.) Hello!
Rachel: Ross, I watched you get hypnotised in Atlantic City.
Joey: Sure! (Monica gets very depressed) But hey, you know this way sounds good too.
Phoebe: What?! What else did you do?
Rachel: Hi! Yknow what honey, were actually out of candy right now. But someone just went out to get some and I have been giving out money but Im out of that too. Hey, can I write you a check?
PHOEBE: You guys. I'm sorry about your shopping.
Monica: Heres your key. All right, you have to christen it! Now, go out and come back in!
Mr. Geller: And you tell him no one takes advantage of the Gellers.
Monica: What are you doing?
MRS GREEN: I do. You didn't love Barry. And I've never seen you this happy. I look at you and I think, oh, this is what I want.
Joanna: Wait-wait-wait-wait-wait-wait-wait-wait!! If youre gonna get all sensitive about it! I dont want to lose you. What if I, create a position for you? Ill make you an assistant buyer in this department.
Chandler: So, uh... what do you think it is about me?
Chandler: You are going downer!
Ross: Oh nothing. Nothing! Just uh, youve been a little short with me lately. Im not trying to irritate you.
PHOEBE: You know, what I think is so great that you are totally into this person and yet for all you know she could be like 90 years old, or have two heads, or. It could be a guy.
Rachel: Well, I-I know you can do that too. I'm just, I'm just saying if you need somebody to talk to Hi!
Jester: Hey! You cant go back there!
Joey: (to Peter) Good for you!!
Joey: Okay, what do you have a fear of if you suffer from this phobia, Tris Holy cow, thats a big word. Trisc Seriously look at this thing. Chandler, how do you say that?
Monica: You made pancakes?
Rachel: (to Monica) Did you know he was in there?
Janice: Okay, okay, well then answer me this. Has any of you ever.... almost?
Ross: (To Rachel) Hey are you getting Monica and Chandler an engagement present?
JOEY: I got one. Which one of us do you think will be the last to get married? [They all look at Chandler]
Mike: Yeah... Well, when... you and I broke up I started seeing someone.
Janice: Oh, you didn't have to do this.
Monica: I told you you were a bath person! Hey, when you get out, maybe I can give you a facial!
Ross: Okay, if you could all walk slower, that'd be great.
Kathy: Hey you guys!
Rachel: Umm, okay. But while you dial, let me show you the features of my new ringing handbag. (Rachel dials her phone and Phoebes bag starts to ring.) Oh, it does work! (Rachel grabs the phone and takes it out of Phoebes handbag.)
Monica: Oh that's okay. Dont worry about it, you can give it to me when we get back.
Joey: Youre gonna have to pee on it.
Rachel: Yeah.. yeah right.. Remember in high school when I died and didn't give you my baby?
Phoebe: Perhaps because you gave her an engagement ring? Yknow Ross doctors are supposed to be smart.
Woman No. 1: Hi, can I help you?
Chandler: Oh, uh, when-when are you coming back?
Joey: Oh, yknow, when we did that was when that bird was flying overhead with the fish in his mouth. Did you see it? It was gross!
Chandler: (To Monica) Yknow I think you can take her.
Monica: Oh, whatd ya bring me?! (She opens the gift) Awww, hotel toiletries from Japan. Oh, these are gonna go in my permanent collection. You want some coffee?
Phoebe: If you wanted to punish them, you shouldve just made them hang out here!
Chandler: (to Gunther) Y'know what Gunther, go ah, go ahead, Im-Im talking to ah, (tries to get her to say her name). (to her) This is the part where you say your name.
Rachel: Mon... Okay... I've gotta... just say what it is I'm gonna say... None of the amazing things that have happened to me in the last ten years, would have happened if it wasn't for you. No-one has been more like a sister to me...
Ross: So you were right?
Chandler: Honey, you did call him back. 'Cause, it's, it's really old.
MOnica: Ok, my husband just gave your boyfriend some very bad advice. Look, David is going to propose to you tonight.
Monica: Yeah, tacos! Ever since you told me that story Ive had such a craving for them.
Rachel: Oh! Did you hear that?! My dads proud of me! My dads proud of me.
Monica: Are you sure?
Rachel: No. Have you?