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Rachel: Joey? Are you in there?
Monica: Joey, you have to talk to her!
Chandler: I dont see him. (To Monica) Do you see him?
Rachel: Well, at least you make each other laugh.
Rachel: All right. Well listen, if you see Joey will you just tell him uh tell him I miss him. (Exits and Joey enters.)
Monica: (To Joey) Okay, did you hear that?
Monica: Honey, you gotta talk to her.
Joey: I cant! Yknow? You guys dont know what its like to put yourself out there like that and just get shot down.
Chandler: (incredulous) I dont know what thats like?! Up until I was 25 I thought the only response to, "I love you," was, "Oh crap!"
Monica: This is Rachel. I mean, what are you gonna do, never going to talk to her again? I mean I know its weird, its awkward, but you gotta at least try.
Phoebe: Okay, so when youre done with your tea Ill look at your leaves and tell you your fortune.
Chandler: I didnt know you read tea leaves.
Phoebe: Oh! (Checking the book) Which can either mean youre having a baby or youre gonna make a scientific discovery!
Monica: You mean your pink shirt?
Chandler: Well, Im sure you get another one at Ann Taylors.
Phoebe: (noticing a guy sitting by the green post looking at her) Oh wait a second you guys for the last couple weeks Ive been that guy everywhere I go. We take the same bus. We go to the same bookstore, the same dry cleaners; maybe hes the tea guy. (He gets up to leave, and smiles at Phoebe.)
Chandler: Phoebe, did you see that?! He totally checked you out! He is so cute! (Looking at his tea.) Mine has a picture of The Village People, what does that mean?
Rachel: How do you know that? What if it just gets worse and worse and worse, to the point where we cant even be in the same room with each other?!
Chandler: Im not great at the advice, can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? Some cheese?
Chandler: Honey, Im gonna save you some time, 200 CDs, not one of them in the right case.
Rachel: Oh my God!! You guys have such problems!! I feel so terrible for you!
Monica: Okay, I-Im sorry. You and Joey, your both focusing on this uncomfortable thing, what you need to do is to change the subject. Next time you see him try to get him talking about something else.
Monica: Yeah, like I dont know, maybe you have a work problem that you need his advice on.
Monica: Uh I really dont know what to tell you Rach, I really dont. I mean, maybe Joey can help you out with your, with your big work problem.
Joey: So you uh, have a big work problem?
Rachel: I know I told you, its a really big problem.
Rachel: Can you believe that?!
Joey: Man! When you said it was a problem about your boss and the baby I figured it was something about maternity leave.
Guy: Oh, its you. I see you everywhere. Im Jim, Jim Nelson.
Mona: No, its still wet. Yknow what? Let me get it out before it sets. Ooh, I have something you can wear. Here. (Hands him Rosss shirt.)
Chandler: What problem did you tell him you had?
Mr. Zelner: May I help you?
Joey: Do you think you can just buy my friends baby?!
Jim: Do you like to party?
Jim: Youre wild, arent ya?
Jim: Im sorry. Im staring. Its just that you have the most beautiful eyes.
Phoebe: Okay. Umm look, youre coming on a little strong. But Im going to give you the benefit of the doubt, because it seems the universe really wants to be together. So, why dont we just start over okay? And you can just tell me about yourself.
Jim: Oh also, you might be interested to know that I have a Ph.D.
Phoebe: Wow! You do?
Rachel: Hey! Oh Joey, honey listen, thank you for talking to my yesterday about that thing with my boss. That really meant a lot.
Joey: Not a problem. Oh, and just so you know, that guys not going to be bothering you about that baby thing anymore.
Joey: Dont worry! Dont worry. I just told him, very nicely, "You dont go buying peoples babies, so back off!!"
Joey: And you couldnt think of anything else?!
Monica: You said your boss wants to buy your baby?!
Rachel: (To Joey) I cant believe that you yelled at my boss! Im-Im gonna lose my job! What am I going to do?!
Chandler: You can always sell your baby.
Rachel: Oh Joey, I cant believe you brought my boss into this! Im gonna get fired!
Joey: You lied to me!
Mona: Ross, what are you doing?!
Rachel: Morning. You wanted to see me?
Mr. Zelner: If I in any way implied that I wanted to buy your baby I am sorry. Okay? Last week when I asked you when your due date was uh, I certainly did not mean that I felt that I was due your baby. Yeah, I want to be very clear that I understand that its your baby, and it is not mine to purchase.
Monica: Dont worry Phoebe, youre gonna meet someone. If I can meet a great guy, so can you.
Phoebe: Oh, you didnt have to come in with me.
Monica: Are you kidding? This is where they get out stains! Okay? This is like Disneyland for me. Im-Im gonna be over here watching the dance of the clean shirts. (She points to and walks over to the electric clothes rack they have.)
Guy: (To Phoebe) Oh, excuse me! I think you dropped s (looks at Phoebe.) Wow!
Guy: Im sorry, its just that youre so incredibly beautiful.
Phoebe: Oh yeah well, Im sorry about that too, but what are you going to do?
Guy: I hope you dont think Im crazy but I feel like I was meant to pick this up, do you believe in that kind of thing?
Phoebe: A little. (She turns around and looks up.) (To the universe) Now youre talking.
Guy: Would you like to go out and have a cup of coffee?
Monica: (to the clerk) Ooh, an ink stain! Hey, can I watch how you get this out?
Rachel: Chandler, can you give us a minute?
Chandler: Oh Im sorry, youre kicking me out of my own living room?
Rachel: Joey, Im really sorry that I lied to you. I was just trying to make things
Rachel: It kinda worked. I mean yknow, I dont know about you buy I havent thought about our thing since all this.
Joey: Hey youre right. Yeah, its kinda been like us again a little bit.
Joey: Me too. I mean I havent thought at all about how I put myself out there and said all that stuff and how you didnt feel the same way about me and-and how it was really awkward.
Mona: (interrupting him) Listen Ross, you dont have to apologize. I understand why you were there.
Ross: You do?
Mona: Yeah, you still have feelings for me. And-and to be honest, I-I still have feelings for you. And I wish that we can work it out Ross, but we cant. Its too complicated with you and Rachel and the baby, I-I just It just wasnt meant to be.
Ross: (faking starting to cry) Oh God youre right.
Mona: Ross, we we have to be strong. Okay, I-Im gonna go. (She picks up the shirt Ross has just set down.) Can I? To remember you?
Emily: Are you all right?
Monica: Yeah, you miss alot, when you're moo-ing.
Joey: I dunno, I've been standing here spelling it out for you! (Goes back to the door) I don't hear anything. Oh, wait, wait, wait. (Looks through the spyhole)
Chandler: Im sure youre right, but why?
Chandler: (To Ross) Well, there you are! So what did Elizabeth say?
Joey: Someone you didnt make up!
Chandler: You actually think that something can happen between Emily and Susan?
Joey: You should both know, that he's a dead man. Oh, Chandler? (Starts after Chandler.)
Joey: Chandler, if it really hurts that bad you should just tell her.
ROSS: Monica, if you want, I can lend you some money.
Joshua: Behind you?
Erin: Or Ill call you!
ERICA: How, how can you be here and there.
Mr. Waltham: Sorry old boy, sorry. Sorry. Sorry. (Them all walk away. As he leaves he mutters to Jack.) I could kill you with my thumb, you know.
Elizabeth: Why dont you get in the hot tub and Ill meet you there.
Mr. Tribbiani: Gotta go. I miss you too, I love you, but it's getting real late now
Ross: Okay, okay. Enough, enough with the lunging. No! I'm sick of this. Okay. I've had it up to here with you two! Neither you can come to the party!
Chandler: (to Phoebe) It must take you forever to find your keys.
JOEY: You know what the. . . [sees Chandler on his knees, holding the couch cushions]
Joey: Thats right! And what are you not gonna do?
Phoebe: Sounds like youre a little jealous.
Phoebe: Well, then you should come tonight. You know, just hang out with them. Let them see what a great guy you still are.
Rachel: Hi you!
Monica: (starts to cry) Oh good God, Ross! How the hell do you do it?
Rachel: Okay, but Ross, eventually you and I are gonna be dating.
Rachel: No. Ross, it, it just seems that y'know its time we-we y'know, move on. I mean, I mean dont you think?
Mr. Burgin: Well just grab some food and take it with us right upstairs, and well be right out of you hair.
Wayne: I-I-I saw you on stage talking to that beautiful woman, yknow Sarah?
Ross: Rach, do you uh, are you gonna separate those?
Phoebe: So-so, what do you want for lunch?
Joshua: There you go.
Joey: Actually uh, could you give us a second?
Chandler: What's with the word y'all? You know, just... two words just... pushed together... Are we all allowed to do that, because if so, I say why stop there? You know, your new poodle could be your noodle. And fried chicken? Could be fricken.Waiter, waiter excuse me, I'll have the fricken? (Monica laughs) See, that's... that's funny with the fricken, right?
Joey: So? Who would you rather have kiss you, me or Chandler?
Janice: Whats the matter? Is something wrong? Do you have to stay?
Monica: Oh my God, what are you gonna do?!
Ross: You're right. Yours is worse. You are the king of bad Thanksgivings.
Dr. Green: You know whats really good here, the lobster. What do you say shall I just order three.
Monica: Listen umm, I've been thinking, it's not fair for me to ask you to spend all of your money on our wedding. I mean, you work, you work really hard for that.
Janice: Oh my God. You listen to me, Chandler, you listen to me. One of these times is just gonna be your last chance with me. (She runs off)
Monica: (pointing to the kitchen) Yeah you will! (Points to the bedroom) And, are you kiddin me?!
Mike: Look. Phoebe, I-I love you. Very much. But I never want to get married again.
Ross: Hey, wait! Wait-wait-wait! Joey, did you propose to her?
Monica: (sympathetic) Oh. (in a pirates voice) So you made her walk the plank? Aye, matie?
Monica: I so wanna be attracted to you.
Ross: Yes, you can, very much.
Sarah: Could you do me one favor, if its not too much trouble?
Monica: Does Ralph mumble when youre not paying attention?
Joey: Days Of Our Lives. Anyway, youre not gonna believe it! My character is coming out of his coma!!
Joey: (to the waiter) What are you still doin here?! I told you, lobster ravioli!
Emily: You didnt!
Monica: I'm still not done not wanting to talk to you.
Phoebe: Youve got to get out of here! Save yourself!
Joey: Yeah, you do!
Monica: So you hit her in the face?
Chandler: Are you serious?
Cailin: So. Howd you guys meet?
Phoebe: Of course you don't sweetie. You're brand new.
Monica: I have no idea what you just said.
Chandler: So what are you going to do?
Monica: I love you too. (They kiss)
Joey: And you don't a little good about donating the money?
Ross: So how long are you in town?
Chandler: Are you serious?
Joey: Oh no! How can she do that when she's never shown any interest in you?!?
Jeannine: Well, if you don't, I will.
Dr. Rosen: So, Monica, what do you do?
Chandler: No thank you.
Chandler: It doesnt matter because nothing beats a three and a six. That my friend is D-Cup. Okay, now much have you won so far?
MONICA: But I thought you wanted to live by yourself.
Joey: You couldnt do it?!
Phoebe: (shocked) You work with robots!!
Dr. Green: What do you need help for?
Tall Guy: No, no. Shes fair game if you ask me, sorry buddy!
Joey: Hey! You dont get a say in this!
Monica: My God, you cant even look at me! Can you?
Chandler: Okay, you guys uh, you guys pick first
Joey: Like you wouldnt believe. (they go into the apartment) Wow! This is a great place.
Monica: Yknow, no point in dragging it out. Dragging out the long process of you moving out and us not living together anymore.
Monica: Can I ask you guys a question? D'you ever think that Alan is maybe.. sometimes..
Phoebe: It's amazing! You better hurry up and fill out an application or I'm gonna beat you to it.
Ross: Look, you guys don't need me here taking up your space.
Monica: Y'know in a weird way, you have too much power. Look, youre gonna have to help me out here, cause I only have three.
MR A: Oh, no, please, I spent most of mid-morning trying to stand up. Now uh, what can I do for you, my dear?
MR. GELLER: Oh thank you.
Emily: You are mad!
Jessica Lockhart: (gasps) That was an accident! And so were you.
Chandler: Yeah, or you can do the easy thing and smoke.
RICHARD: Awww! You know that's probably why babies learn to talk, so they can tell grown ups to cut it out.
Rachel: Yeah, Phoebe youre awful!
Ross: Hey, Paulo. What are you doing here?
Monica: Thats because their nerves are probably deadened from being so stupid. But hey, y'know if you dont believe me, please, by my guest.
Richard: So, you look great.
Chandler: Would you all stop yelling in our apartment! You are ruining moving day for us!
Charlie: It's a... It's good to meet you! Thank you so much for taking the time out to show me around.
Chandler: Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! What is all this pressure?! Is this some new kind of strategy? Why dont you put down your copy of The Rules huh mantrap?!
Mr. Waltham: Will you call him?
Joey: Oh yeah? And who do you like?
Monica: When, when didhow, how did you
Dr. Green: So? Come on! Explain yourself Geller! First you get my Rachel pregnant!