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Ross: Uh, yeah, you sure you want to after what happened at their 20th?
Ross: Okay, hopefully this time mom wont boo you.
Chandler: And you wonder why Ross is their favorite?
Monica: No! Really! Any time Ross makes a toast everyone cries, and hugs him, and pats him on the back and they all come up to me and say, "God, your brother." Know what theyll say this year? "God, you"
Joey: Well I can promise you, at least one person will be crying. (Points to himself) Im an actor, and any actor worth himself can cry on cue. (snaps fingers)
Monica: Really you can do that?
Joey: Are you kidding me? Watch! (Makes funny faces trying to cry) Well I cant do it with you guys watching me!
Chandler: What are you doing?
Chandler: Its your parents anniversary and youre going to talk about their dead pet?
Monica: You got a present for my parents. Thats so sweet.
Rachel: Hey, do you guys have any extra ribbon?
Chandler: Yeah, sure. What do you need? We got lace, satin, sateen, raffia, gingham, felt, (Pause) and I think my testacles may be in here too.
Ross: You were the 200-pound 11-year-old who rode her!
Parker: No, no, no wait! Dont tell me. Let me guess. (Points as he says their names) Joey, Monica, Ross, Rachel and, Im sorry Phoebe didnt mention you. (Chandler makes a face) Chandler, Im kidding all ready youre my favorite!
Parker: Why dont all of you tell me a little about your self?
Parker: (laughs) Classic Ross. Rachel, Rachel, oh how you glow. May I? (Puts hand on her stomach)
Rachel: I, uh, think you already are.
Parker: Rachel, you have life growing inside you. Is there anything in this world more miraculous thanOh a picture of a dog! Whose is this?
Parker: Oh well, at least you were lucky to have him. Bow-wow old friend, bow-wow. So wheres the party?
Monica: Okay, I got my note cards. (To Chandler) Do you got the presents?
Rachel: This is such a great party! 35 years. Very impressive, do you guys have any pearls of wisdom?
Mr. Geller: Why would you serve food on such a sharp stick? (Looking a toothpick)
Woman: (To Ross and Rachel) Congratulations you two!
Rachel: Thank you were so excited
Mrs. Geller: Can we talk to you for just a yknow Its just a little thing. Well we think its absolutely marvelous that youre having this baby out of wedlock, some of our friends are less open-minded. Which is why weve told them all that youre married.
Mr. Geller: Son, I had to shave my ears for tonight. You can do this.
Ross: Can you believe that?
Rachel: Yeah, if youre going to do the ears, you might as well take a pass at the nosal area.
Uncle Dan: Heres a little something to get you started. (Hands them a check)
Aunt Lisa: So, hows married life treating you?
Parker: What a beautiful place. What a great night! I have to tell you, being here with all of you in Event Room C I feel so lucky. I think of all the good times that have happened here. The birthdays, the proms, the mitzvahs both bar and bat, but none of them will compare with tonight! My God, I dont want to forget this moment! Its like I want to take a mental picture of you all! Click! (He takes a mental picture of them all.)
Phoebe: Ill go with you
Phoebe: Were you guys making fun of Parker?
Ross: That depends, how much did you hear?
Phoebe: Well, so what I like him! Do I make fun of the people youve dated? Tag, Janice, Mona? No, because friends dont do that. But, do you want my opinion? Do you want it? Cause in my opinion, your collective dating record reads like the whos who of human crap. (Walks off)
Man: Where did you have it?
Rachel: So would I. You wouldnt think that Annie Liebawitz would forget to put film in the camera.
Ross: Would you excuse us for a second? (Pulls Rachel off to the side) Umm . what are you doing?
Rachel: What? Im not you. This may be the only wedding I ever have. I want it to be amazing.
Parker: Are you okay? You seem kind of quiet.
Phoebe: No, Im fine. Im great. Im with you.
Parker: And Im with you! What a great time to be alive! Look at this plate-bouncy thing. (Bounces the plates) What an inspired solution to mans plate dispensing problems.
Parker: Ah! Oysters! Let me feed you one.
Parker: I wont quit until you try.
Phoebe: Why dont you just try one?
Chandler: What are you doin?
Chandler: Ya know if you want to, I can just hold them down and you could (Punches the air).
Aunt Lisa: Ill bet you looked beautiful
Woman: (To Ross) So, how did you propose?
Ross: Then, Fred Astaire singing The Way You Look Tonight came on the sound system, and the lights came down. And I got down on one knee and written across the dome in the stars were the words "Will you marry me?"
Phoebe: Then you better do it now.
Phoebe: You guys were right. Hes just too excited about everything. I mean Im all for living life, but this is the Gellers 35th anniversary. Okay? Lets call a spade a spade this party stinks.
Phoebe: Are you sure it wasnt an oyster?
Joey: Oh hey, you should be excited about him. Theres nothing wrong with him hes a good guy.
Phoebe: You think?
Phoebe: Youre right. Youre right, hes just embracing life. We could all stand to be a little more like Parker. You know what? I am like him! Im a sunny, positive person.
Joey: Actually, you have a little bit of an edge.
Parker: You do?!
Phoebe: Are you kidding? People acting like animals to music. Come on!
Monica: No, no its going to be great. Really! Mom, Dad, when I got married, one of the things that made me sure I could do it was the amazing example the two of you set for me. For that and so many other things I want to say thank you. I know I probably dont say it enough, but I love you. (Pretends to cry hoping her parents will join her.) When I look around this room, Im-Im saddened by the thought of those who could not be here with us. Nana, my beloved grandmother who would so want to be here, but she cant because shes dead. As is our dog Chi-Chi. I mean look how cute she is. (Holds up the picture and pretends to cry again). Was. (To an old man by the stage.) Do me a favor and pass this to my parents. Remember shes dead. Okay, her and Nana, gone. Wow! Hey does anybody remember when Debra Winger had to say goodbye to her children in Terms of Endearment? (Chandler covers his ears) Didnt see that? No movie fans?! You want to hear something sad? The other day I was watching 60 Minutes these orphans in Romania, who have been so neglected, they were incapable of love. (Waits for people to cry, but doesnt get any tears.) You people are made of stone! Heres to mom and dad! Whatever!
Mrs. Geller: Thank you Monica that was uh, interesting. Wasnt it interesting, Jack?
Mrs. Geller: Ross, why dont you give us your toast now?
Mrs. Geller: Youre not going to say anything? On our 35th wedding anniversary
Ross: No, of course, Um Um, everybody? Um, I-I just wanted to say on behalf of my new bride, Rachel (She turns around and smiles), and myself. Umm, that if if in 35 years, were half as happy as you guys are, well count ourselves the luckiest people in the world.
Phoebe: Can I get you something to drink? Like a water and Valium?
Phoebe: Yeah? I know! I know! Uh huh? Listen why dont we just um, sit and relax? You know just be with each other. Quietly!
Phoebe: Wrong? Really? You know the word wrong. Everything isnt perfect? Everything isnt magical? Everything isnt a glow with the light of a million fairies? They were just brake lights, Parker!
Phoebe: You dont have to put a good spin on everything.
Phoebe: No! I am a positive person. You are like Santa Clause on Prozac, at Disneyland, getting laid!
Parker: So what do you want me to do, you want me to be more negative, less happy?
Phoebe: So long! Dont let the best door in the world hit you in the ass on your way out! (He exits and she slams the door behind him.)
Parker: Isnt this the most incredible fight youve ever had in your entire life?
Ross: and then, we couldve gone from the ceremony to the reception with you in the sidecar!
Rachel: It was really fun being married to you tonight.
Rachel: Okay Ross, can I uh, can I ask you something?
Rachel: Are you kidding?! With the, with the lilies, and-and the song, and the stars! It was really wonderful! Did you just make that up?
Ross: No, actually I thought about it when, when we were going out. Its how I imagined I uh, I would ask you to marry me.
Monica: Okay thats it. I give up. At mom and dads 40th anniversary, youre the one giving the speech.
Ross: Hey! All that stuff you said about true love, you were right, I mean, we did learn a lot from Mom and Dad! And that picture of Chi-Chi with her mischievous grin. And what you said about Nana. Ohh, yeah she really wouldve wanted to be there. And you know what? I think she was.
Monica: (starts to cry) Oh good God, Ross! How the hell do you do it?
Monica: Very good! (Gives him the keys) What do you need it for anyway?
Paolo: Ah, you... have the sex?
JOEY: Are you ok, Ross?
Jack: Well, you were fired.
The Casting Director: (stopping him) I'm sorry. Could you, could you try it without the purse?
Phoebe: You guys!! Come on!
Rachel: You know what we should all do? Go see a musical.
Jack: Are you all right?
Joey: (to Ross) Hey! Here's the birthday boy! Ross, check it out: hockey tickets, Rangers-Penguins, tonight at the Garden, and we're taking you.
Joey: Hey Ross, listen, Dirk was wondering about the woman that you brought and if you guys were together, or...
Bonnie: What are you guys doing?!
Rachel: Well then Joey, what the hell were you doing with an engagement ring?!
PHOEBE: Oh OK. So, um, the cat stinks but you love it, let's go.
Rachel: I cant let him go out that way, hes got a meeting. (To Ross) Youve got something here on your back.
Monica: So, why wait 'til Saturday, are you free tomorrow?
Joey: (entering) No! No! No! No! No! How you doin?! How you doinDamnit Carl! Go wait in the hall! (Goes into the hall.)
Monica: (to everyone) It's Chandler! (on phone) Are you OK?
Phoebe: Yeah. What-what are you doing here?
Phoebe: What the hell are you doing?!
Joey: Okay, all right, whew! What do you say we all clear out of here and let these two lovebirds get back down to business? (Ross turns and glares at him.) Hey-hey-hey, I-I-I'm just talking here, he-he's the one doing your sister.
MONICA: I hope you cleaned your hair out of the drain.
PHOEBE: Look, can't we just say that you believe in something, and I don't.
Joey: Oh, you guys, with this joke. I gotta say, I know I cracked up, but Im not even sure I got it.
Chandler: I see where youre goin!
Ross: Why? Why cant you go to him?
Monica: (Comes up for below the covers and looks concerned.) Do you think he knew I was here? (Chandler quickly looks at Monica not knowing what to say.)
Chandler: Hey! What are you guys doing?
Rachel: So I'm thinking about you. So what?
Joey: No you dont, I just saw you go in there with Monica!
Rachel: Sure! That sounds great! Just leave me a message and tell me where to meet you. Okay? (Walks away.)
Ross: So, um, what do you do for a living?
Ross: I was the James Michener of dirty talk. It was the most elaborate filth you have ever heard. I mean, there were characters, plot lines, themes, a motif... at one point there were villagers.
Monica: That was some hot love you gave me! I'm gonna go get ready.
Ross: Okay, look, we have nineteen minutes. Okay, Chandler, I want you to go and change! Okay. And then, when you come back, Joey will go change, and he'll have vacated the chair. Okay. Okay.
Tag: It wasnt on your list, but hopefully youll think its really fun.
Joey: What?! Are you kidding?!
Phoebe: You guys!
Ross: Oh please! (He sits down.) (To Phoebe) Youre gonna say things now, arent ya?
Ross: Okay, its second down. (turns away) Take all the second downs you need.
Phoebe: Yeah, its totally meant to be. (To Monica) Tell him who you originally wanted to hook up with that night.
Ross: All right, thats it! (He runs over to Ben, but he runs past him and out the door.) Comeyouno! You are in big trouble young man!
Chandler: (entering, very upset) Ok Tommy, that's enough mourning for you! Here we go, bye bye!! (he shoves him out the door)
Chandler: Could you not narrate?
The Director: Hang on a minute! Joey, you keep touching your face. Is something wrong?
Phoebe: Ohh, youre a freak!!
Monica: So, do you want me to watch Ben for you?
Joey: All right, you know what? We don't have a choice. It's like I would have said in that sci-fi movie if I'd gotten the part. "Those are our men in there, we have to get them out! Even if I have to sacrifice the most important thing in my life; my time-machine."
Ross: Oh-oh, youre-youre fellow scholars. What exactly were you looking for, hmm? Perhaps, (Grabs a book from the shelf behind him) perhaps Dr. Chester Stocks musings on the Smiledon Californicus?
Chandler: Trust me, you dont want him there either. Okay? Nobody is gonna be staring at the bride when the father of the groom is wearing a back-less dress.
Ross: And if you wait right here, Ill go get Ross. (Phoebe grabs his arm and prevents him from escaping.)
Kate: I dont care. Why, do you want me to care?
Monica: Sure! Okay, you go first.
Monica: Okay, you ready to open yours?
Phoebe: All right, forget it, nevermind, you can have mine.
Monica: Oh, I love it! Thank you so much!
Ross: Im gonna get you to talk to Chandler.
Phoebe: You know what Amanda said to me when she got me on the phone? (apes Amanda in a british accent) "Oh, so sorry to catch you on your Mo-Bile!" If-if you don't wanna get me on my mo-Bile, don't call me on my mo-Bile!"
Chandler: Okay, if you see a little version of me in there? Kill it!
Monica: Who the hell are you?!
Monica: Well, if you dont have anything to copy, why are you going down there?
Rachel: No you guys (She walks out into the hallway.)
CHANDLER: I'll see you guys later, I gotta go...do a thing.
Chandler: Oh, uh, yeah... I just knew that sometimes when you're writing, you... you don't always know the exact time.
Ross: Its not something you are! Its something you have!
Rachel: Well, Ill ask him for you, if you want me too?
Ross: You know what I like most about him, though?
Joey: (sarcastic) Whoaa!! You cuddled? How many times??
Joey: I know, but dont you think the sick thing is way better than the play thing?
Monica: (interrupting) No! You have lasagnas! (Storms out and an awkward silence follows.)
Leslie: Y'know you could totally sell this. Itd be perfect for like umm, a kitty litter campaign.
Monica: The Way You Look Tonight is on here! Dance with me?
(Monica pushes play and The Way You Look Tonight starts to play.)
Monica: See now-now youre taking them away from their home.
Frank Sr.: Y'know, I don't think I want the lipstick that much. (Gets up to leave.) But umm Oh, would you do me a favor? And umm, would you, would you give Lilly that, please? (Hands her a note.)
Monica: You are just the sweetest. (They kiss.)
Joey: Yknow, if they knew what they were doing they probably didnt give you real names either.
Monica: (seeing the decision) Nooooo. Youre really not going?
Chandler: You wanna share it?
Mr. Tribbiani: Of course, course one of 'em's Ma. What's the matter with you.
Julie: Oh, listen you guys. I have this friend at Bloomingdale's who's quitting tomorrow and he wants to abuse his discount. So, anyone want to come with me and take advantage of it?
Gavin: Mom, I'll call you later. Yeah. (hangs up) (to Rachel) Yes?
Ursula: Wait! If umm, if you want to come, I guess thatd be okay.
Agency guy: I'll let you get acquainted.
Monica: A Magic Eight ball?! You can't be serious, you can't make this decision with a toy!
Chandler: (sarcastically) Thank you.
Monica: Youre on the phone!
Chandler: You just thought of that in there?
Joey: Who cares?! You went behind my back! I would never do that to you!
RICHARD: No. You have got it completely wrong. John Savage was deerhunter, no legs, John Voit was coming home, couldn't feel his legs.
Mike: Mom, I thought I told you... Phoebe's a vegetarian.
Chandler: What, Ethan? He got to spend the whole day with you!
Rachel: Well-well you can give them to me! I havent felt my feet in years!
Ross: That was you?
Rachel: Oh er... well you know Emma started crawling? I realised that this place, is very unsafe for a baby. So I went to the store and got some stuff to baby-proof the apartment.
Chandler: What is the matter with you ?!?
Rachel: I know, but all that work youre doing to get it ready, I just (goes into her bedroom.)
Monica: (To Rachel) What?! You paid a thousand dollars for a cat when you owe me 300!!
Phoebe: Well, look, why dont you just, why dont you do your Phase Two strip club thing with us.
Chandler: Yeah. Either that, or you just turned him on and sent him off to a stripper.
David: I don't know. I don't know what I'm gonna do. I just- you decide.