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'YOU' in a movie sentence | examples for 'YOU' from movies

Rachel: Okay, okay, I checked. We have: Earl Grey, English Breakfast, Cinnamon Stick, Camomile, Mint Medley, Blackberry, and.. oh, wait, there's one more, um.. Lemon Soother. You're not the guy that asked for the tea, are you? (Guy shakes his head) Okay.

"Friends", season 1, episode 19

Rachel: Thank you. (Examines it) Oh, cool! Free sample of coffee!

"Friends", season 1, episode 19

Monica: Barry who you almost...?

"Friends", season 1, episode 19

Monica: (Takes it) That's Mindy? Wow, she is pretty. (Sees Rachel's look) Lucky. To have had a friend like you.

"Friends", season 1, episode 19

Ross: Marcel. Bring me the rice, c'mon. Bring me the rice, c'mon. Good boy. Good boy. C'mere, gimme the rice. (Marcel brings the rice) Thank you, good boy. Well, I see he's finally mastered the difference between 'bring me the' and 'pee in the'. (Rachel ignores him) 'Bring me the' and- Rach?

"Friends", season 1, episode 19

Rachel: Well, I mean, do you think you can ever have both? Y'know? Someone who's like, who's like your best friend, but then also can make your toes curl?

"Friends", season 1, episode 19

Ross: Yes. Yes. Yes! Yes, I really do! In fact, it's funny, very often, someone who you wouldn't think could-could curl your toes, might just be the one who...

"Friends", season 1, episode 19

Rachel: (To Marcel) And I will see you tomorrow!

"Friends", season 1, episode 19

Ross: That's right, you're gonna spend tomorrow at Aunt Rachel's, aren't you.

"Friends", season 1, episode 19

Chandler: I mean, don't you think if things were gonna happen with Rachel, they would've happened already?

"Friends", season 1, episode 19

Ross: I'm telling you, she said she's looking for a relationship with someone exactly like me.

"Friends", season 1, episode 19

Chandler: Hey, y'know what you should do? You should take her back to the 1890's, when that phrase was last used.

"Friends", season 1, episode 19

Rachel: Now, now the one in the feather boa, that's Dr. Francis. Now, she used to be a man. Okay, now look, see, there's Raven. We hate her. We're glad she's dying. Okay- (Marcel pushes down a cushion to reveal a shoe) Wh- wh- Marcel, are you playing with Monica's shoes? You know you're not supposed to pl- whoah. Marcel, did you poo in the shoe? (Takes the shoe into the kitchen) Marcel, bad monkey! Oh! Oh! (She notices the newsletter and taps the contents of the shoes onto it, then folds it shut) Sorry, Barry. Little engagement gift. I'm sure you didn't register for that. (She leaves the apartment holding the newsletter at arm's length. However, she leaves the door open. Marcel runs out in the opposite direction. There is a shot from the TV and Rachel runs back in) Who died? Who died? Roll him over! Oh, c'mon, roll him over! Oh...! Well, we know it wasn't Dexter, right Marcel? Because- (Looks down and notices he is missing) Marcel? Marc- (Notices the open door)

"Friends", season 1, episode 19

Joey: How could you lose him?

"Friends", season 1, episode 19

Rachel: Oh. Oh, those little clunky Amish things you think go with everything.

"Friends", season 1, episode 19

Rachel: C'mon, you guys, what're we gonna do, what're we gonna do?

"Friends", season 1, episode 19

Joey: Alright alright. You're a monkey. You're loose in the city. Where do you go?

"Friends", season 1, episode 19

Chandler: Okay, it's his first time out, so he's probably gonna wanna do some of the touristy things. I'll go to Cats, you go to the Russian Tea Room.

"Friends", season 1, episode 19

Rachel: Oh, my, God, c'mon, you guys! He's gonna be home any minute! He's gonna kill me!

"Friends", season 1, episode 19

Monica: Okay, we'll start with the building. You guys take the first and second floor, Phoebe and I'll take third and fourth.

"Friends", season 1, episode 19

Monica: Okay, you stay here, and just wait by the phone. Spray Lysol in my shoe, and wait for Ross to kill you.

"Friends", season 1, episode 19

Monica: Mr. Heckles, our friend lost a monkey. Have you seen it?

"Friends", season 1, episode 19

Mr. Heckles: I left a Belgian waffle out here, did you take it?

"Friends", season 1, episode 19

Phoebe: Why would you leave your Belgian waffle in the hall?

"Friends", season 1, episode 19

Monica: A monkey. Have you seen a monkey?

"Friends", season 1, episode 19

Phoebe: Okay, thank you, Mr. Heckles. (They move off)

"Friends", season 1, episode 19

Mr. Heckles: You owe me a waffle.

"Friends", season 1, episode 19

Ross: Yeah. You, uh, you want some?

"Friends", season 1, episode 19

Rachel: Oh, I would love some. But y'know what? Y'know what? Let's not drink it here. I'm feeling kinda crazy. You wanna go to Newark?

"Friends", season 1, episode 19

Ross: Uh, okay, yeah, we could do that, but before we head off to the murder capital of the North-East, I was, uh, kinda wanting to run something by you. Y'know how we were, uh, y'know, talking before about, uh, relationships and stuff? (Uncorks the wine) Well-

"Friends", season 1, episode 19

Ross: (Angry) I- I- I ca- I can't believe this. I mean, all I asked you to do was keep him in the apartment.

"Friends", season 1, episode 19

Ross: No, y'know what, I guess it's partially my fault. Y'know, I shouldn't've, uh, asked you to start off with a monkey. I should've started you off with like a pen or a pencil.

"Friends", season 1, episode 19

Ross: You called Animal Control?

"Friends", season 1, episode 19

Rachel: Uh-huh... why... do you not like them?

"Friends", season 1, episode 19

Rachel: O-okay, now see, you never ever ever told us that...

"Friends", season 1, episode 19

Ross: That's right, I.. 'cause I didn't expect you were gonna invite them to the apartment!

"Friends", season 1, episode 19

Luisa: Oookay. Are you aware that possession of an illegal exotic is, uh, punishable by up to two years in prison and confiscation of the animal?

"Friends", season 1, episode 19

Monica: Pheebs, you remember how we talked about saying things quietly to yourself first?

"Friends", season 1, episode 19

Luisa: Oh my God, you are! And you're Rachel Green!

"Friends", season 1, episode 19

Luisa: Luisa Gianetti! Lincoln High? I sat behind you guys in home room!

"Friends", season 1, episode 19

Luisa: You have no idea who I am, do you.

"Friends", season 1, episode 19

Luisa: Well, maybe that's because you spent four years ignoring me. I mean, would it have been so hard to say 'Morning, Luisa'? Or 'Nice overalls'?

"Friends", season 1, episode 19

Luisa: Ah, it's not so much you, you were fat, you had your own problems. (To Rachel) But you? What a bitch!

"Friends", season 1, episode 19

Monica: Be that as it may, d'you think you could just help us out here on that monkey thing? Y'know, just for old times' sake? Go Bobcats?

"Friends", season 1, episode 19

Woman No. 1: Hi, can I help you?

"Friends", season 1, episode 19

Chandler: Yes have you seen any?

"Friends", season 1, episode 19

Woman No. 1: No. No, haven't seen a monkey. Do you know anything about fixing radiators?

"Friends", season 1, episode 19

Joey: Um, sure! Did you, uh, did you try turning the knob back the other way?

"Friends", season 1, episode 19

Woman No. 1: Just a sec. (To Chandler and Joey) Hope you find your monkey. (She starts to shut the door)

"Friends", season 1, episode 19

Joey: We can't, alright? (To the women) We're sorry. You have no idea how sorry, but... We promised we'd find this monkey. If you see him, he's about yea high and answers to the name Marcel, so if we could get some pictures of you, you'd really be helping us out.

"Friends", season 1, episode 19

Chandler: Okay, from now on, you don't get to talk to other people.

"Friends", season 1, episode 19

Monica: What're you gonna do?

"Friends", season 1, episode 19

Monica: Run, Marcel, run! Run, Marcel! (Marcel runs off and Luisa runs after him. Monica goes to check up on Phoebe) Are you okay?

"Friends", season 1, episode 19

Rachel: Ross, you don't know that.

"Friends", season 1, episode 19

Ross: Oh come on. It's cold, it's dark, he doesn't know the Village. (Kicks a sign in frustration) And now I have a broken foot. I have no monkey, and a broken foot! Thank you very much.

"Friends", season 1, episode 19

Rachel: Ross, I said I'm sorry like a million times. What do you want me to do? You want me to break my foot too? Okay, I'm gonna break my foot, right here. (Kicks the sign) Ow!! Oh! Oh my God, oh my God! There, are you happy now?!

"Friends", season 1, episode 19

Ross: Yeah, yeah. Y'know, now that you kicked the sign, hey! I don't miss Marcel any more!

"Friends", season 1, episode 19

Ross: Oh, no no no. Nono, this is just vintage Rachel. I mean, things just sort of happen around you. I mean, you're off in Rachel-land, doing your Rachel-thing, totally oblivious to people's monkeys, or to people's feelings...

"Friends", season 1, episode 19

Ross: Hi, did you order some bananas?

"Friends", season 1, episode 19

Ross: Marcel! What've you done to him?

"Friends", season 1, episode 19

Ross: Are you insane? C'mere, Marcel, c'mon. (Marcel starts to go to him)

"Friends", season 1, episode 19

Mr. Heckles: That's not my monkey. Just the dress is mine, you can send that back whenever.

"Friends", season 1, episode 19

Ross: (To Rachel) You had to be a bitch in high school, you couldn't've been fat.

"Friends", season 1, episode 19

Rachel: Alright. In high school I was the prom queen and I was the homecoming queen and the class president and you... were also there! But if you take this monkey, I will lose one of the most important people in my life. You can hate me if you want, but please do not punish him. C'mon, Luisa, you have a chance to be the bigger person here! Take it!

"Friends", season 1, episode 19

Rachel: Alright. Well then how about I call your supervisor, and I tell her that you shot my friend in the ass with a dart?

"Friends", season 1, episode 19

Ross: Listen, I'm- I'm sorry I was so hard on you before, it's just I...

"Friends", season 1, episode 19

Ross: Yeah, but you were the one who got him back, y'know? You, you were great. ...Hey, we uh, we still have that, uh, that bottle of wine. You in the mood for, uh, something grape?

"Friends", season 1, episode 19

Barry: I can't. I can't do it, I can't marry Mindy. I think I'm still in love with you.

"Friends", season 1, episode 19

Flight Attendant: Oh, oooh. I'm sorry. You are not allowed on the jetway unless you have a boarding pass.

"Friends", season 1, episode 24

Chandler: You got it. (Starts looking at the pad, while Ross got the turkey out of the fridge and starts to unwrap and it) You got Nevada twice.

"Friends", season 7, episode 8

Phoebe: Why would you start again after chewing all that quitting gum?

"Friends", season 3, episode 17

Phoebe: Uh-huh, yeah that’s too bad. I really want to go to his concert Friday night, but it’s totally sold out. I know! Why don’t you meet him and get tickets?! If you get two I’ll take you.

"Friends", season 8, episode 10

Billy Crystal: I’m sorry. Ex-excuse us. I’m sorry, it’s a little crowded. Do you mind if we... (motions to the couch)

"Friends", season 3, episode 24

Ross: What?! When have I ever touched myself in front of you guys?

"Friends", season 9, episode 1

Gavin: You hear a key in the hole and you jump like a young bronco coming out of a chute for the first time. I used to be arodeo clown.

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Monica: Haven’t you and I covered that topic?

"Friends", season 3, episode 18

Chandler: Yeah, and I don't wanna brag but a lot of the ideas were mine! (silence) Hell, you weren't there? All the ideas were mine!!!

"Friends", season 10, episode 6

Rachel: In the afternoon. Mr. Zelner came into my office after lunch. He put them on my desk, and then I put a Post-It on it (Looks down onto her desk and finds the folder with the Post-It on it that contains the contracts she imagined she gave Tag) that said, "Must go out today." So you just keep looking in there! All right?

"Friends", season 7, episode 12

Joey: Oh, come on! Have you seen what my kid can do?! Huh?! I mean he dials phones! He-he-he eats tortilla chips! He-he plays soccer with the cartoon tiger!

"Friends", season 5, episode 18

Rachel: Oh, why do you even bother? I already ruined her first birthday... And do you know how important these early experiences are Ross? Very! According to the back cover of that book that you gave me.

"Friends", season 10, episode 4

Rachel: Yeah that’s right you weren’t thinking! Y’know what? Let me give you something to think about! (She pulls up her sleeves and steps towards him.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 14

Joey: All right, here’s a list of things for you to do today. Man, this going to be so great! Thank you so much! All right, I got to go to work I’m delivering twins today, but only one of them is mine! (Exits.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Phoebe: Yeah. That’s what you really want. Yeah, I don’t want to be the reason you’re unhappy, that would just make me unhappy, and I really don’t want to be the reason I’m unhappy.

"Friends", season 4, episode 9

Ross: Come on, you made coffee!   You can do anything! (Chandler slowly tries to hide the now dead plant from that morning when he and Joey poured their coffee into it.)

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Rachel: No, it’s Ross. It’s Ross. You like Ross. (He just shakes his head.) Oh daddy, I hope you’re okay with all of this. I mean think about it, this is a good thing. You’re gonna—This is your first grandchild! You’re gonna be a poppy!

"Friends", season 8, episode 8

Monica: "Take me to the mansion in the sky-y". I am sorry, the song is over. Did you see me out there?

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

JOEY: No, but if you're willing to cook naked, then you might be willing to dance naked. And then... [rubs his fingers together]

"Friends", season 2, episode 8

Paul: No, I'm telling you last night was like umm, all my birthdays, both graduations, plus the barn raising scene in Witness.

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Phoebe: �kay, see you there. Happy humping! (outside meeting Chandler.) Hey�hey! Oh, wow, somebody smoked out here? Oh my god, don�t people know, you�re not allowed to smoke in public spaces?

"Friends", season 9, episode 5

Rachel: Yeah, I admit it. I have a crush on you, and uh, and, and I know that's crazy because we work together, and-and nothing could ever happen, and the last thing I want to do is-is to freak you out or make you feel uncomfortable. Which is why it would be really great if you said something right about now.

"Friends", season 7, episode 8

Monica: Okay, so from now on we have to call you Princess Consuela?

"Friends", season 10, episode 14

Joey: Choose, you jackass!

"Friends", season 8, episode 20

Monica: Oh, Chandler, that's sweet. But you don't have to do everything Doctor Phil tells you to do.

"Friends", season 10, episode 8

Rachel: What? What are you talking about?! You-you're the one who's been telling me to get over Ross and move on. I'm moving on, and you're moving on with me. Come on, give me one good reason why you don't wanna go.

"Friends", season 5, episode 3

Ross: Wow! You look nice. What's the occasion?

"Friends", season 5, episode 19

Estelle: How do you do. (to Rachel and Monica) Ooh, you two girls were outstanding! (to Joey) Did they have representation?

"Friends", season 3, episode 22

Chandler: Good, good. Listen, heh, I dunno what Shelley told you about me, but, uh... I'm not.

"Friends", season 1, episode 8

Monica: Wow, you seem to be doing so much better. That’s great. So how-how are things going?

"Friends", season 4, episode 22

Monica: (shocked) Wow! All right well, I mean, what can you do? If you lost it you lost it.

"Friends", season 5, episode 19

Monica: Okay, umm, you’re a loon.

"Friends", season 3, episode 18

Monica: That’s what we used to call your ah, your motorcycle in high school. Y'know how a motorcycle is a Chopper, and you’re Chip. Nevermind.

"Friends", season 4, episode 2

RACHEL: Oh, Ross, you had to, I mean, he was humping everything in sight. I mean, I have a Malibu Barbi that will no longer be wearing white to her wedding.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

Gunther: So you guys want coffees?

"Friends", season 4, episode 9

Monica: I mean I-I thought you were nuts at first, but you-you did it. And now you can just look back at this thing with no regrets.

"Friends", season 3, episode 24

Monica: (trying to change subjects, excitedly) So! Dinner in the kitchen around four! I’ll see you then. (Pats Chandler on the shoulder and goes into the living room.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 9

Chandler: Oh, that's not true. You had an impact on me, I mean, it's 15 years later and we're still best friends. Doesn't that count for something?

"Friends", season 9, episode 17

Ross: Y’know, maybe she is too young for me. Y’know, when I was over there and she was running around with her friends, I felt like I was a baby-sitter. I finally started to see what you guys were talking about. I don’t know what to do.

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

Sandy: (In a puppet voice) So you see Wigglemunch, that's why it's important to shaaaaaaare...

"Friends", season 9, episode 6

Ross: (angrily) I knew you were gonna throw that in my face!! That was three years ago! She apologized and she apologized! What more do you want?!!

"Friends", season 7, episode 5

Ross: You weren't there! Okay, maybe this is something that I-I'm supposed to seize! Y'know?

"Friends", season 5, episode 20

Rachel: Ross look, look this is good for you. Okay? Let’s face it, so far the guy’s not lovin’ ya! But I can turn that around! I got the inside track! We can all go out to dinner, y’know? And I can talk you up! Ross, the guy is a very, very successful lawyer!

"Friends", season 6, episode 21

Joey: Well.. hey, you know what else I could use? There's a scene where Drake sneaks into Olivia's bedroom, and she doesn't know he's there - which never happened with us! And he knows he shouldn't be there, but he just wants to look at her... you know? (In a romantic voice) And I remember all those mornings before you even put on your make-up, when I would think to myself, my God, she...is... beautiful... (Rachel looks very moved) and it hurts so much, cuz I knew I could never tell you (pauses, while looking at her with sentiment) but it was worth it just to be there looking at you.

"Friends", season 9, episode 19

Joey: Oh. Well good! (To himself) For me. (He picks up a jar of lotion.) What is this? Did you give yourself a facial?

"Friends", season 7, episode 17

Ross: I knew all I had to do was let the material speak for itself. Everyone’s all, "Ross you have to be funny and sexy." Well, I proved them wrong! And now, I’m gonna pass the news onto Joey and Chandler.

"Friends", season 6, episode 4

Chandler: That was a celebration of life. Alright, look, I�m not gonna do this. Alright, is this really the way you want a baby to be conceived?

"Friends", season 9, episode 5

Phoebe: Yeah! Now, how would you feel if we gave all the wedding money to charity and we just got married at City Hall?

"Friends", season 10, episode 7

Monica: What?! You can’t shed a tear for your dead wife!! Now, I left you a note from the beyond!

"Friends", season 6, episode 14

Chandler: Okay Bob listen uhh, I’m the reason you didn’t get the job up here.

"Friends", season 8, episode 5

Mr. Geller: Honey, relationships are hard. Like with your Mom and me. You know after we graduated college we broke up for a while. It seems her Father, your Grandfather, wanted her to travel around Europe, like he did. Of course, he got to do it on Uncle Sam's nickel, because he was also strafing German troop trains at the time. However, (turns around and sees that Monica is sleeping and puts a blanket around her, kisses her, picks up the cigar, and starts watching the video)

"Friends", season 3, episode 1

Chandler: Hi, listen, I’m sorry about before. I don’t need to have a game room. I mean when I was a kid I only played those games because I couldn’t get girls, and now I can ‘em—Now, I have you. (Monica glares at him.) Not-not that I think that I have you or think of you as property in any sort of way, I see women…

"Friends", season 6, episode 3

Monica: What?..... What, you wanna spell it out with noodles?

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Joey: All right, fine... But if I enjoy this, you have only yourself to blame... (Chandler turns his back to the TV. Joey puts the tape in the VCR, switches it on and watches what's on the tape... It's clearly a american football match, with the referee's whistle blowing, the crowds cheering...)

"Friends", season 9, episode 7

Ross: I'm sorry, man. Hey, y'know what you should do? You should make something happen for yourself. Y'know, like-like write a play. Write a movie! Huh? I mean, what about those Good Will Hunting guys?

"Friends", season 5, episode 10

Rachel: What?! You got us evicted!!

"Friends", season 4, episode 4

Joey: (screaming) And now Chandler! We’re all gettin’ so old! (Looking up) Why are you doing this to us?! (Turns away crying.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 14

Fran: Look, you’re cold, I have to pee, and... (indicating the sign) ..there’s a cup of coffee on the window. How bad could it be?

"Friends", season 1, episode 16

Joey: Don’t interrupt me when I’m talkin’ to God! Now where were we? Oh right, okay. Do you Dina, take this man…

"Friends", season 8, episode 10

Phoebe: Oh, you're a paleonthologist, too! (pause) Oh, ok, now, what do you think of Ranion's new theory of species' variegation in segmented arthopods?

"Friends", season 9, episode 20

Joey: Okay, all right, this is how it’s going to work. We’re gonna give you hypothetical maid of honor situations and you will be scored on a scale of 1 to 10, 1 being the highest.

"Friends", season 7, episode 6

Rachel: You told this guy that I was looking for a fling?! You don’t tell the guy that!

"Friends", season 4, episode 10

Boy in the Cape: You’re a mean old woman. (Runs away.)

"Friends", season 8, episode 6

Ross: Yeah, well missy, you better be glad that list is laminated.

"Friends", season 3, episode 5

(He brought home Chandler for Thanksgiving. Chandler is sporting the very popular Flock of Seagulls haircut. Yeah, it's another you have to see it to believe it kinda thing.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 8

Chandler: Are you actually saying these words?

"Friends", season 3, episode 16

MRS. GREENE: You work and you work and you work at a marriage but all he cares about is his stupid boat.

"Friends", season 2, episode 22

SUSIE: I want you right here, right now.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

Chandler: It's football... It's just football... This is great! This is the first time I've ever enjoyed football... It may be customary to get a beer... (Chandler walks to the fridge, his back turned to the TV and a moaning sound replaces the cheering of the crowd... Joey's eyes double in size...) What the... (Chandler turns around, but Joey already took a sprint for Chandler, jumps, and floors Chandler in the open space in front of the apartment door...) What are you doing?

"Friends", season 9, episode 7

Jill: This is where Ross and I are meeting for our date. So, what do you think? (She spins to show Rachel the outfit she’s wearing.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 13

Phoebe: Oh, interesting you should call me that! Now that I may never have one! (Holds up the warning label.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

CHAN: All right, Pheebs, back me up here, ok? You believe in that karma crap, don't you?

"Friends", season 2, episode 8

Ross: Oh, I’m sorry you’ve been Bamboozled! You’re gonna be a terrible mother! (Rachel stares at him agape.) I’ve lost sight of why we’re doing this! (Rachel gets up and walks away.)

"Friends", season 8, episode 20

Ross: Pheebs? What, why are you whispering?

"Friends", season 3, episode 17

Ross: All right look, I-I realize it upsets you.

"Friends", season 6, episode 22

Joey: Oh well listen, anyway she’s directing the new Al Pacino movie. You gotta get me an audition!

"Friends", season 6, episode 18

Monica: That’s a good question. Look umm, last night we let the dice decide. Maybe we should leave it up to fate again. I love you!

"Friends", season 6, episode 1

Monica: Alright you two, I'm gonna go to the bathroom. Now I don't want anything going on while I'm gone. Here's a few things you can discuss: mucus, fungus and the idea of me and Ross doing it.

"Friends", season 9, episode 17

Rachel: Well, this sounds like fun! Well, you know what? Actually? People are getting a little antsy waiting Emma to wake up from her nap, so would you mind performing them once now?

"Friends", season 10, episode 4

Rachel: Thank you. (He leaves and she proceeds to plant the folder in his bottom drawer. She then picks up the phone and holds it to her breasts.) Hello? (Hangs up the phone.) I still don’t get it.

"Friends", season 7, episode 12

Chandler: Get in here! (They head for the door and Chandler sees Smokes-A-Lot Lady standing next to the door and smoking, to her) Hey, and you can not smoke in here! (Takes the cigarette and takes a drag for himself.) (Exhaling in ecstasy) Merry Christmas.

"Friends", season 7, episode 9

Ross: (To Chandler) Y’know what? Actually I’m kinda glad they’re leaving ‘cause uh, I need to talk to you about something.

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Chandler: Okay, but there is a big difference. You are a lot hotter than I am.

"Friends", season 5, episode 19

Monica: (breaks away) Oh wait, just one more thing! One more minute! (To Cecilia) Umm, you’re a stupid bitch.

"Friends", season 7, episode 15

Ross: Come on, come on. Damnit, damnit, damnit, damnit. (to Susan) This is all your fault. This is supposed to be, like, the greatest day of my life, y'know? My son is being born, and I should be in there, you know, instead of stuck in a closet with you.

"Friends", season 1, episode 23

CHANDLER: Well this one's for you.

"Friends", season 2, episode 14

Phoebe: (singing) “Crazy underwear, creepin’ up my butt. (Jason enters) Crazy underwear, always in a rut. Crazy under-(sees Jason)-wear…” (In her head) Oh No! What is he doing here? All right, just keep playing, just keep playing. You’ll get through this; you’ll be fine. (She tries to continue the song, but she has lost the ability to pronounce words, and the lyrics come out as gibberish.) (giving up on the song) Okay, thank you. And, as always no one talk to me after the show.

"Friends", season 3, episode 23

Chandler: Hey. (He sees that Ross is packing all of the hotel toiletries) Soaps? Shampoos? Are you really taking all this stuff?

"Friends", season 8, episode 2

Ross: Okay, maybe this is so hard, because there aren't 50 states. Let me tell you something, I have 49 states, and there are no more! I-I think, I should be able to eat something.

"Friends", season 7, episode 8

Ross: Yeah, y'know the ah, the girlfriend I told you about last night? (He’s frantically throwing the cushions off of the couch looking for her other shoe) Well it turns out she ah, she wants to get back together with me. Oh, I found it!!

"Friends", season 4, episode 21

Rachel: No, I’m just kidding I would never do that to you! Okay, everybody, it’s trifle time!

"Friends", season 6, episode 9

The Waitress: She says it’s to dry now and she wants to come back here and explain to you exactly how she wants it.

"Friends", season 7, episode 7

Conan: You don’t verbally mess up, but sometimes physically? You mess up.

"Friends", season 7, episode 24

Monica: Well… That’s not the only time this was an issue. You remember when umm, you spent Thanksgiving with us? You called me fat.

"Friends", season 7, episode 6

Joey: (laughing hysterically) You’re right! That did cheer me up!

"Friends", season 6, episode 11

Bob: Toby! I’m not gonna let you cover for him. Anything you say right now will just get me more upset with Chandler!

"Friends", season 8, episode 5

Joanna: Filing system? Oh-oh! You mean those-those little colored labels you put on all the folders? (to the committee) It certainly did brighten up the inside of the filing cabinets.

"Friends", season 4, episode 9

Julie: Thanks. Hey, listen, would you like to go to a movie sometime or something?

"Friends", season 2, episode 2

Monica: Wait a minute, are you doing Joey's (sadly) "Audition didn't go so well. (Happily) Yeah it did?"

"Friends", season 5, episode 18

Malcom: See that's just something I said now, so that maybe I could kiss you.

"Friends", season 3, episode 3