words in movies
Ross: Wow! You look nice. What's the occasion?
Ross: Wow! How'd you get in there?
Chandler: Oh, okay. (Hands her the money.) Here you go.
Caitlin: (laughs) Great. I'll see you later!
Ross: The flirting! Aren't you supposed to be going out with, I don't know hmm, let's say my sister?!
Chandler: You wanna see flirting? I'll show you flirting. (Starts to move towards Ross.)
Phoebe: I know. But don't you think that it should be called Order and Law?
Ross: Well I'm sorry but you were! Okay? And besides if anyone should be hitting on her it's the guy who's single, the guy that who-who-who can do something about it.
Chandler: Is that what this is about? You like Caitlin?
Phoebe: (looking through the pizzas) Okay pepperoni, pepperoni, pepperoni, okay Ross, I know she's pretty and you love her, but is she stupid?! She forgot my vegetarian!
Ross: This is perfect! She'll have to come back here with your pizza, and when she does, I'll turn on the Charm-O-Ross. Oh I'm so glad you don't eat meat.
Joey: (entering, with his grandmother) Hey everybody, look who's here! You remember my grandmother!
Chandler: So, Joey on Law & Order, you must be very proud!
Chandler: I'm sorry, I thought you were Joey's other grandmother. (She just stares at him.) I've done it again.
Monica: That was some hot love you gave me! I'm gonna go get ready.
Chandler: Hey, why don't you wear those earrings I gave you?
Monica: (runs over to Phoebe) You have got to go home!
Monica: You gotta go home and get the earrings that you borrowed from me okay? Chandler wants me to wear them tonight.
Phoebe: Okay, well I think that they're in my purse. Why don't you go get dressed and I'll look for them.
Phoebe: Okay! (Walks over to Rachel) Rach, hi, I need those earrings you borrowed.
Joey: Wow Pheebs, you speak Italian?
Rachel: (She enters and hands Phoebe the earring) Here you go. Thank you!
Rachel: Nooo! Nooooo! You lent me Monica's earrings?! I'm not allowed to borrow her stuff!
Chandler: If you said, "Big lima bean, bubbling up." Would she understand the difference?
Monica: (noticing Rachel crawling behind the couch) Rach? What are you doing?
Rachel: Oh yeah well, you know me, babies, responsibilities, ahhh!!!
Ross: Oh. Uh, by the way, if it makes you feel any better. I happen to like 8-year-old boys.
Ross: (I can't make it out.) The uh, your hair, before, your hair, you said you thought your looks like an 8-year-old's, and I'm just saying I like it. The hair.
Ross: You understand I don't actually like 8-year-old boys.
Chandler: Here you go. (Hands her the money.) Now stop bringing us pizzas you.
Ross: You couldn't let me have her, could ya?!
Chandler: Thank you for that! (To Monica) I was not flirting.
Monica: Sure! It doesn't mean anything! Just like I know it doesn't mean anything with you!
Chandler: Okay, but there is a big difference. You are a lot hotter than I am.
Monica: Chandler, this actually bothers you?
Chandler: Yes, it does bother me! And I think it would bother a lot of people. Rachel, when you were going out with Ross, did it bother you when he flirted with other women?
Ross: And thank you, for that.
Ross: What? (Mumbles) What-what, what are talking about? It-it worked with you.
Rachel: Oh! Y'know what? You're right! We meet, you flirted and then bamn nine years later you had me!
Ross: (smiling) Are you sure?
Joey: (smiling) Not likely. 'Cause you see that body bag right there
Phoebe: (smiling) This is terrible, what are you going to do?
Rachel: (smiling) Joey, why don't you just tell her what happened? It's not your fault.
Phoebe: But I already gave them back to you!
Monica: No you didn't.
Phoebe: All right, I already didn't give them back to you, that's what I said. (Walks away over to Rachel.) Where is that other earring?
Phoebe: Make sure you check Chandler's jewelry box.
Phoebe: Okay, we have like ten minutes. Do you want me to get into that now?!
Ross: (To Phoebe) Hey Pheebs! How's that uh, vegetarian pizza working out for ya? You and those vegetables have a real thing going on, huh?
Phoebe: (she just looks at him) Why are you being weird?
Ross: Do you like it?
Phoebe: No, that would be, "Why are you being cute?"
Chandler: So uh Monica, do you, do you like the Law & Order?
Chandler: See, I'm finding out all this stuff about you today, like you like the Law & Order and that you flirted with every guy in the Tri-State area!
Monica: Chandler! (Joey and his grandmother shush them and wave them away, which they do.) Okay, let me get this straight, it's okay for you to flirt, but not for me.
Chandler: Okay, I've already taught you so much already, but whatever. See when you flirt with a guy you think, "I'm just flirting, no big deal." But the guy is thinking, "Finally! Somebody who wants to sleep with me!"
Monica: No! You are not gonna run out and leave her here!
Chandler: Uh, Joey is gonna be right back. Right back! (Tries to pantomime it for her.) Meanwhile, let's-let's-let's talk about you. (Pause.) So, you're old and small.
Phoebe: Did you find it?
Phoebe: Okay, those are my sunglasses, you borrowed them from me.
Phoebe: Mon, can I talk to you for a sec?
Monica: (shocked) Wow! All right well, I mean, what can you do? If you lost it you lost it.
Monica: All right, sweetie that's fine. You didn't do it on purpose.
Monica: Look at you! Come here! (They hug.) Feel better?
Monica: (angrily) That is exactly why I do not lend you stuff!! (Rachel looks over at Phoebe in resignation.) Okay?! I mean, first it's my jewelry! And if it's not my jewelry, it's-it's my blue sweater! And if it's not my sweater, it's my sunglasses!
Rachel: Honey, you have nothing to prove. And if you really like this girl, I don't flirting is the right thing to (Ross interrupts and shushes her.)
Ross: Okay, (gets the money) so, do you make the pizzas in one of those uh, wood-burning ovens?
Ross: The gas is odorless, but they add the smell so you know when there's a leak.
Ross: Oh but I-I-I haven't paid you yet!
Caitlin: Y'know what? That's okay, you guys have ordered so many that this one is on me! (Runs for her life.)
Rachel: I know, I know, but uh just, I'm telling you, once, once you get past that part, that where it-it just feels like you wanna die, he's-he's really a good person.
Rachel: Yeah. I'm-I'm telling you he's really sweet and he's really funny and he's just ugh, got a good heart. And besides, I y'know, I think he really likes you.
Rachel: Well y'know, we have 7 people and like 10 pizzas, what do you think?
Rachel: (entering) Hey Ross? Umm, I just ran into Caitlin in the hallway and-and uh, you must be getting better at this flirting stuff than I thought.
Ross: What do you mean?
Rachel: Well, I don't get it, but she wanted me to give you her phone number. (Hands him the slip of paper with the phone number on it.)
Ross: And she just gave you this?
Ross: Rach, thanks but uh, I don't need you doing me any favors.
Rachel: I-I-I didn't! I didn't! She thought you were cute.
Chandler: You couldn't have at least changed your shirt.
Chandler: You ready?
Chandler: You look amazing. I'm the luckiest man in the world.
Phoebe: You should! How is she?
Rachel: Yeah, we wanted to throw you a big surprise and a great shower, and now you dont have either.
Phoebe: Oh no, don't hate, you don't want to put that out into the universe.
Ross: Okay, then why do you have to wear underwear tonight?
Phoebe: Are you gonna open the presents without Chandler?
Rachel: Ohh, gee. I wonder why she thinks youre going to call her?
Rachel: Yeahbut come onListen, Im sorry I dont want to make you uncomfortable, but I told Phoebe that it happened and she doesnt believe me.
Monica: Nooo! No, thats not true. No, best time ever! Yeah, you rocked me world! (She turns out the light to go back to sleep.)
Joey: Come on man! You never want to do anything since you and Janice broke up.
Monica: So, maybe I am a little high maintenance. And maybe Rachel is a little bit of a pushover. But you know what we decided you are?
Joey: Hey. Hey look I am still Joey, okay. Flowers theyre just, you know, theyre nice to look at. And that happens to be a picture by a famous artist. Of a famous baby.
Ross: What do you think youre doing?!
Monica: You obviously havent screwed over a lot of your friends. (They all look at her) Which we all appreciate.
Chandler: Ill tell you what, I will go get them developed and you can go home.
Katie: Oh uh I actually came here to ask you out.
TILLY: I gather by that oh that he told you about me.
Ross: Ah I had a little thing with Joey, if you think this is bad you should see him.
Amanda: Let’s see.. to assure you get this directly, ring me back on my mobile.
Ross: Oh, come here sweetie, listen, youre gonna go on like a thousand interviews before you get a job. (she glares at him) Thats not how that was supposed to come out.
RACH: Right, you, you only had a year. We only hung out every night.
Monica: Oh no-no-no, its only one night a week, and plus I get to take all of you out for a lot of free dinners.
Joey: I don't know. You dumped her on New Year's.
Mr. Douglas: Youre kidding? She seems so...
Ross: Youre fast and irresponsible. That adds up to a bad driver.
Cecilia: Joey, well thank you. That is so sweet. Oh, excuse me. (She throws her drink on a passing writer.)
Janice: Well, I knew you had the Rockys, and so I figured, you know, you can wear Bullwinkle and Bullwinkle, or you can wear Rocky and Rocky,or, you can mix and match, moose and squirrel. Whatever you want.
Ross: Hey! What are you guys looking at?
Rachel: Hey! So, did you quit?
Rachel: Yeah, down from seven hundred, you are saving like two hundred bucks!
Joey: Okay, and ah, this one here is a Douglas Fir, now its a little more money, but you get a nicer smell.
Rachel: Oh you really, you really just dont want to hear about it.
Monica: How have you been?
Joey: Hey Pheebs, you wanna help?
Barry: We can, we can go to Aruba! When I went there on what would have been our honeymoon, it was, uh... it was really nice. You would've liked it.
RICHARD: God. I love you.
Joey: What the hell are you doin'?
CHANDLER: Well, it's sharp, it's metal, I think I can do some, you know, serious damage with it.
Chandler: Well what Yknow what Im gonna do? Im gonna go over there; Im gonna kick his ass! (Pause) Will you help me?!
David: I keep a straight face he-he delivers like this look, a reaction to you, or a certain take, I-II mean I find it so funny.
Rachel: You know, when two people have a connection, you know, that's... just seems like such a... waste.
Monica: Wow, she must have hurt you pretty bad, huh?
Rachel: Yes it is! I saw you guys going at it behind the card catalog!
Joey: That's it! I'm tired of covering for you two! This has got to stop! (Realizes he still has the underwear in his hand.) Ahh! (Throws them towards Chandler's room.) And tighty-whiteys! What are you, 8?
Rachel: Please, what about you and Chandler?
Actress/Olivia: No, I told you...get out!
Monica: Phoebe, you are a bad ass!
MONICA: Sandra, I am so sorry, I thought you were Rachel and we just weren't ready for you yet.
FRIEND: Well, you kids take the train in?
Phoebe: (laughs harder) You make it so funny.
Rachel: Well were gonna miss you around here.
Rachel: Chandler, you have an assistant right?
Chandler: Yeah, it's like when you're a kid, and your parents put your dog to sleep, and they tell you it went off to live on some farm.
Phoebe: Oh, I was telling them about you and Emily. Y'know, try to get some sympathy.
Monica: Oh good, I hate it when you do that
CHANDLER: Oh, that's good. Maybe he'll hear you and pull the cord.
Ross: (to Joey) How 'bout instead you, go get changed! (to Chandler) You, give him back his underwear! I'm gonna go get a cab, and I want everyone down stairs in two minutes! Monica!
Allesandro: I want to talk to you about your review.
Ross: Yeah Pheebs, come on, you two have completely different styles. Y'know, shes more..(shakes his shoulders, like hes dancing) y'know, and youre more (sees the look from Phoebe and stops)
Joey: Yknow what? Why dont you just give us our souvenirs and get the hell out of here?
Dr. Harad: Hi! Phoebe, I'm Dr. Harad, I'm going to be delivering your babies. I want you to know, you're gonna be in good hands. I've been doing this for a long time. I'll be back in a minute to do your internal, in the meantime, just relax because everything here looks great. And also, I love Fonzie. (Exits)
ROSS: Wow!� (pause)� Wow, You look . . . uh . . .�� It's just, ah . . .�� That dress . . . uh . . .�
Ross: Do you uh, do you talk about me?
Ross: You know what? I'm gonna finish this later, ok? Let me just grab my coat.
Frank: What, you dont think I know that?
Rachel: Okay. Well, I gotta go you guys. Ill see you later.
Ross: (looking at Rachel entering with Emma) Oh, hi! Hi! Thanks for showing you up thirty minutes late!
Chandler: You know, it's funny. Every time you say "triplets," I immediately think of three hot blonde 19-year olds.
The Stripper: Okay, who are you? The Hardy boys? Look, I dont need to steal some stupid ring, all right? I make $1,600 a week doing what I do; any of you guys make that?
Monica: All right, it'll be great! You just make her think you wanna have sex with her! It'll totally freak her out!
Ross: (to Monica) Well, you were right. How can they do this to us, huh? It's Thanksgiving.
Ross: (slowly) Yeah. But you know what? I think you should give Joey a chance. I mean, he's a great guy, and sure he doesn't know that much about art but you know, you can always talk about that with someone else.
Director: Oh no! You get up there and do that again exactly like that!
Paul: So Lizzie, are-are-are you planning on staying the night?
Phoebe: Yeah, but you have to keep the name too!
Ross: Youll see.
Monica: What have you heard me sing?
Chandler: We cant tell him, you cant go up to a guy you barely know and talk about his.... stuff.
RACHEL: Ok honey, you really need a job.
Phoebe: Mike, you don't know, you don't know what you're doing!
Melissa: (laughs) Oh you dont have to be (Laughs again) sorry. Im Im obviously kidding. Im not in love with you. (To Phoebe) Im not in love with her. I dont hear coconuts banging together. Yeah, I dont picture your face when I make love to my boyfriend. Anyway, I gotta go. Eh kiss good-bye? (Rachel stares at her stunned.) No? Okay. (Hurries into the cab and drives off.)
Mrs. Geller: (incredulous) You dont know how that happened?! Your dog thought my diaphragm was a chew toy!
Monica: He asked you out?!
Rachel: Well honey, then why don't you break up with one of them?
Chandler: no I'm not quite sure you got the right movie that's all.
Phoebe: No idea! I though he was soft like you!
Rachel: Yknow what Tag, if we went down to the office you would see those contracts sitting on your desk.
Joey: Oh yeah? Well, you don't know about Hugsy, my bedtime penguin pal. (Joey shies away.)
Phoebe: Because I think it means more to you.
RACHEL: Did, did he just, did he, did he just say, he said bye. He said bye. You said, you said bye to me. You said bye to me.
Monica: I-I-I think you look great.
Rachel: And did you?!
Cecilia: Well of course not, but you were very good.
Phoebe: No that is the last thing you want to do!
Rachel: Nothing! Oh God, we're just so excited that you want to get this apartment!
Kate: Hi, nice to meet you. Kate Miller.
Mrs. Bing: You are gonna be fine, believe me.
Phoebe: Yeah, um, which ones in particular were great for you?
Joey: Hey well, you cant teach someone to be good with women. Yknow, thats why I never had any luck with Chandler.
Rachel: Oh honey, I'm so sorry, you were right, this feels great!
Mrs. Geller: It really was. Oh, c'mere, sweetheart. (Hugs her) Y'know, I think it might be time for you to start using night cream.