words in movies
Monica: What you guys don't understand is, for us, kissing is as important as any part of it.
Rachel: Everything you need to know is in that first kiss.
Chandler: Yeah, I think for us, kissing is pretty much like an opening act, y'know? I mean it's like the stand-up comedian you have to sit through before Pink Floyd comes out.
Chandler: The problem is, though, after the concert's over, no matter how great the show was, you girls are always looking for the comedian again, y'know? I mean, we're in the car, we're fighting traffic... basically just trying to stay awake.
Ross: Okay, okay, yes, it is. (waves) How about I'll, uh, catch up with you in the Ice Age.
Ross: You look great. I, uh... I hate that.
Carol: Sorry. You look good too.
Ross: Well... you never know. How's, um.. how's the family?
Ross: Why- why are you here, Carol?
Monica: (taking a drink from Joey) Are you through with that?
Phoebe: She's already fluffed that pillow... Monica, you know, you've already fluffed that- (Monica glares at her.) -but, it's fine!
Joey: Yeah, calm down. You don't see Ross getting all chaotic and twirly every time they come.
Chandler: You don't get a lot of 'doy' these days...
Monica: You didn't.
Monica: I gave you one job! (Starts to examin the lasagne through the bottom of the glass pan.)
Chandler: Now, Monica, you know that's not how you look for an engagement ring in a lasagne...
Ross: Yeah. Do that for another two hours, you might be where I am right about now. (He enters.)
Rachel: Well now, how-how do you fit into this whole thing?
Rachel: So what are you gonna do?
Mrs. Geller: Oh, Martha Ludwin's daughter is gonna call you. (Tastes a snack) Mmm! What's that curry taste?
Mr. Geller: (To Ross) Do you remember the Ludwins? The big one had a thing for you, didn't she?
Mrs. Geller: Oh, she just graduated, and she wants to be something in cooking, or food, or.... I don't know. Anyway, I told her you had a restaurant-
Monica: Ross, could you come and help me with the spaghetti, please?
Monica: I know this is going to sound unbelievably selfish, but, were you planning on bringing up the whole baby/lesbian thing? Because I think it might take some of the heat off me.
Mr. Geller: I'm not gonna tell you what they spent on that wedding... but forty thousand dollars is a lot of money!
Mr. Geller: Don't listen to your mother. You're independent, and you always have been! Even when you were a kid... and you were chubby, and you had no friends, you were just fine! And you would read alone in your room, and your puzzles...
Mr. Geller: Look, there are people like Ross who need to shoot for the stars, with his museum, and his papers getting published. Other people are satisfied with staying where they are- I'm telling you, these are the people who never get cancer.
Monica: (trying desperately to change the subject) So, Ross, what's going on with you? Any stories? (Digs her elbow into his hand.) No news, no little anecdotes to share with the folks?
Ross: (pulls his hand away) Okay! Okay. (To his parents) Look, I, uh- I realise you guys have been wondering what exactly happened between Carol and me, and, so, well, here's the deal. Carol's a lesbian. She's living with a woman named Susan. She's pregnant with my child, and she and Susan are going to raise the baby.
Mrs. Geller: (To Monica) And you knew about this?!
Monica: Boy, I know they say you can't change your parents,... boy, if you could- (To Ross) -I'd want yours.
Rachel: All right, you guys, I kinda gotta clean up now. (They all start to leave.)
Monica: Chandler, you're an only child, right? You don't have any of this.
Ross: Anyway.. um.. (Starts to sweep.) So, you- uh- you nervous about Barry tomorrow?
Ross: Well, you may wanna steer clear of the word 'dumped'. Chances are he's gonna be this, this broken shell of a man, y'know, so you should try not to look too terrific, I know it'll be hard. Or, y'know, uh, hey!, I'll go down there, and I'll give Barry back his ring, and you can go with Carol and Susan to the OB/GYN...
Rachel: I mean, didn't you think you were just gonna meet somone, fall in love- and that'd be it? (Ross gazes at her.) ..Ross?
Carol: Ross, you remember Susan.
Rachel: (hesitates) Are you sure?
Rachel: I'm- uh- I'm okay... You look great!
Ross: Still, you- you say Minnie, you hear Mouse. Um, how about, um.. how about Julia?
Barry: Sorry about that. So. What have you been up to?
Rachel: Why are- why are you so tanned?
Rachel: Oh no. You went on our honeymoon alone?
Rachel: And you've got lenses! But you hate sticking your finger in your eye!
Barry: Not for her. Listen, I really wanted to thank you.
Barry: See, about a month ago, I wanted to hurt you. More than I've ever wanted to hurt anyone in my life. And I'm an orthodontist.
Barry: You know, you were right? I mean, I thought we were happy. We weren't happy. But with Mindy, now I'm happy. Spit.
Rachel: Anyway, um, (Gets the ring out of her purse.) I guess this belongs to you. And thank you for giving it to me.
Barry: Well, thank you for giving it back.
Ross: Thank you!
Ross: Oh, 's'funny, really? Um, I don't remember you making any sperm.
Carol: All right, you two, stop it!
Susan: Oh, no, nonononono, you see what he's doing? He knows no-one's gonna say all those names, so they'll wind up calling her Geller, then he gets his way!
Phoebe: You know, if you tilt your head to the left, and relax your eyes, it kinda looks like an old potato.
Ross: Wh- are you welling up?
Ross: You are, you're welling up.
Rachel: (on phone) Hi, Mindy. Hi, it-it's Rachel. Yeah, I'm fine. I-I saw Barry today. Oh, yeah, yeah he-he told me. No, no, it's okay. I hope you two are very happy, I really do. Oh, oh, and Mind, y'know, if-if everything works out, and you guys end up getting married and having kids- and everything- I just hope they have his old hairline and your old nose. (Slams the phone down.) (To everyone) Okay, I know it was a cheap shot, but I feel so much better now.
Monica: Are you serious?!
Monica: I've never loved anybody as much as I love you.
Chandler: Oh yeah! Okay, lets play again. (He deals out two cards each again.) What do you got?
Frank: Wait thats-thats, what thats not what you do?
Monica: Honey, Im not returning them. Okay? I mean I-I know they cost a lot, but Im going to wear them all the time. Youll see. Besides, I love the compliments. I mean, have you ever had something so beautiful everyone wanted it?
Rachel: Or maybe you would see me looking embarrassed because you are talking on the phone with your crotch!
ROB: Because that would be fantastic. What? You wanna kiss me?
Phoebe: I brought you my old maternity clothes! (Sets a bag on the counter.)
Ross: All right, I'm coming out. Hey, can you turn the lights off.
Joey: Whoa!! Now look, dont be just blurtin stuff out. I want you to really think about your answers. Okay?
Phoebe: Good. So what were you thinking?
Joey: They do that a lot. Hey, you want a beer?
Rachel: I'm doin' good, baby. How you doin'?
Paul: Yeah. (They kiss) Thank you. (Exits)
Chandler: (to Joey) You couldn't be cool. (he goes to the guest bedroom)
Chandler: Hey, this isnt like swimming after you eat, pick up the phone!!
Gym Employee: You do realize that you wont have access to our new full service Swedish spa.
Phoebe: But there's a whole table of mini-muffin baskets. Which one did you send?
Molly: (goes out of the room) Hey! Guys, this is Tabatha (they kiss on the lips in a romantic way). (to Ross) I'll see you tomorrow.
Chandler: It's not gone! I mean, I'm sure you printed out a copy. You have a hard copy, right?
Rachel: (Somewhat angrily) Okay. What the hell was that? You know what? Dont answer me. (Giggling) I have a date with Danny.
Rachel: All right fine! Youre not invited to the party were gonna have either.
Monica: Vomit tux? Who vomited ony'know what, what you up to Joe?
Frank Sr.: Are you sure?
Chandler: Technically we could have sex again. What do you think, bossy and domineering?!
Chandler: All right, theres a nuclear holocaust, Im the last man on Earth. Would you go out with me?
Ross: (gasps) You are? Me, too!
Mark: Why do all youre coffee mugs have numbers on the bottom?
Phoebe: You guys, um I know that this really doesn't have anything to do with me, but um I love you guys too. (Joins in on the hug.) Oh, I really needed that. (Goes and sits down.)
MONICA: Wait a minute, who told you? [turns to Chandler who's looking sheepish] You are dead meat.
Monica: What are you doing?
Rachel: What-Pheebs?! Two dates in one day? That's so unlike you.
Ross: Y'know, last night was embarrassing for you too.
Ross: So uh, wha-uh, what do you do?
Monica: Are you sure you wanna do this?
Rachel: I a not gonna lie to you, I'm pretty sick
Joey: Hey, you can stay with us! We'll take care of ya!
Phoebe: (to Rachel, whos staying in the cab.) Arent you gonna go?
Erica: Why don't you ask the reverend to pray on it?
Chandler: The only superpower you have is a slightly heightened sense of smell. (Hands him the jacket and walks away.)
Phoebe: Aw, honey its not your fault, y'know this is who you are, and I love you, and I want us to be friends, and if I keep living here I dont see that happening.
Monica: 2 minutes, 12 pies and a part of one tin! Okay, I see you guys at 4.
Ross: Oh! ...Yeah, they were gross. Oh, you know what I loved? Her Sweet 'n' Los. How she was always stealing them from- from restaurants.
RICHARD: Honey, you are not an oat. I, I mean I don't know, I, I guess I'm just not an oat guy. I've only slept with women I've been in love with.
Monica: All right, that Ill retract. But I stand by my review, I know food and that wasnt it. Youre marinara sauce tasted like tomato juice! You should serve it with vodka and a piece of celery.
(They all start thinking. Joey starts rubbing his chin, of course his chin is currently inside the turkey so he ends up rubbing the turkey. And I didn't do that joke one bit of justice. It's one of those you have to see it to get it jokes.)
Rachel: (teasingly) And while Im gone dont you boys sneak a taste.
Chandler: Do you know which one you're gonna be?
Phoebe: Well you dont.
Ross: Listen, I got to tell you Ive-Ive never been to a guru before, so...
Ross: (notices the table) HeyOoh! Whats-whats that, dinner stuff? You making dinner?
Joey: Have you kissed her yet? Its awesome! I could do it forever! Yknow what? She-she kisses better than my mom cooks!
Monica: Yeah, that'd be great! Thank you!
Dr. Green: So what's new with you, uh, knocked up any more of my daughters lately?
Monica: You can also find him under umm, dog and dead.
Monica: What are you guys gonna do?
Joey: (to Rachel) Will you hurry up? Did you not hear me before when I told you that all of Janines friends are dancers?! And that theyre going to be drinking alot!?
Ross: (stunned) Dude, what are you doing?
Monica: Why do you guys have so many keys in there anyway?
Joey: Sure. So how long you been... (Goes back to chopping)
Monica: So, what do you think we should do?
Joey: (To Chandler) Okay look, Chandler, if this (Motions back and forth indicating the arrangement.) you have got to listen! (Tugs on his ear.) (Chandler glares at him.) Youre gonna throw that juice at me, arent ya?
Joey: Well yeah, dont-dont you think its a she?
Joey: (laughs) Why would you want to do that?
Rachel: (surprised by how ugly it is) Wow! (sarcastic) Oh, she's so nice and big! Oh, Monica, where are you going to display Gladys oh so proudly? (looks around for a spot)
Ross: Well, Id love to! Here, you wait right here and Ill go get the projector and my notes!
Chandler: Wait! Youre going out with Kathy!
Chandler: Well you did pull his hair.
Monica: Hi. Uh, you... you don't know me, I'm Monica Geller... Ross's sister.
Phoebe: Now I know that they said that the umm, the hair straightener started the fire but I think Im partly at fault. You see, I didnt, I didnt tell you but umm, but I-I had recently refilled the tissues and so yknow lets just face it, thats just kindling! So I think its better that I stay at Joeys.
Ross: You still love me?
Conan: You uh, youve worked withThey always say a performer should never work with pets or children.
Chandler: God why why would you want to do that to yourself!?
Rachel: Huh, thats funny. You look like youre gonna be the
Monica: You know, if you just wait another... six and a half minutes...
Ross: Hey Rach, can you pass me the TV Guide?
Rachel: Do you want to put the book in the freezer?
Male Jeweler: Can I help you?
Joey: Dude! How come you took off?
JOEY: Are you naked in there?
Chandler: I love you!
Monica: I love you!
Chandler: Well, what? What? What is it? That she left you? That she likes women? That she left you for another woman that likes women?
Rachel: Ross, can you pass me the yams?
Joey: What are you doing?
Rachel: Hey uhm, do you remember that one really great time...?
CHANDLER: Now wait a minute, I claimed you in the name of France four years ago.
Rachel: (sighs) If I said I was, would you judge me?
Nurse: (angrily) You go get that animal outta here.
Charlie: Oh my God! Did you talk to him?
Chandler: It cant happen like this. Okay? Ill meet you back at the hotel.
Monica: I'm Monica Geller. I've been taking care of you.
Chandler: Dude, you have got to turn on Behind the Music. The band Heart is having a really tough time, and I think they may break up.
Monica: Of course you can look at it! Yeah, I want your opinion too!
Chandler: You dove in front of Ross! Ross!
Phoebe: I dont know, but were having dinner tomorrow night, so I figured, shes gonna tell me then. Y'know maybe she just wanted to give him time to, buy me presents, I dont know! So, youre all bored?
The Lurker: I don't want to see you lose a chunk of that pretty blond hair!
Joey: Thank you! So, did-did he get it?
Phoebe: But somehow you came off as the bad guy.
Chandler: I'm still mad at you for not telling me.