words in movies
Monica: What you guys don't understand is, for us, kissing is as important as any part of it.
Rachel: Everything you need to know is in that first kiss.
Chandler: Yeah, I think for us, kissing is pretty much like an opening act, y'know? I mean it's like the stand-up comedian you have to sit through before Pink Floyd comes out.
Chandler: The problem is, though, after the concert's over, no matter how great the show was, you girls are always looking for the comedian again, y'know? I mean, we're in the car, we're fighting traffic... basically just trying to stay awake.
Ross: Okay, okay, yes, it is. (waves) How about I'll, uh, catch up with you in the Ice Age.
Ross: You look great. I, uh... I hate that.
Carol: Sorry. You look good too.
Ross: Well... you never know. How's, um.. how's the family?
Ross: Why- why are you here, Carol?
Monica: (taking a drink from Joey) Are you through with that?
Phoebe: She's already fluffed that pillow... Monica, you know, you've already fluffed that- (Monica glares at her.) -but, it's fine!
Joey: Yeah, calm down. You don't see Ross getting all chaotic and twirly every time they come.
Chandler: You don't get a lot of 'doy' these days...
Monica: You didn't.
Monica: I gave you one job! (Starts to examin the lasagne through the bottom of the glass pan.)
Chandler: Now, Monica, you know that's not how you look for an engagement ring in a lasagne...
Ross: Yeah. Do that for another two hours, you might be where I am right about now. (He enters.)
Rachel: Well now, how-how do you fit into this whole thing?
Rachel: So what are you gonna do?
Mrs. Geller: Oh, Martha Ludwin's daughter is gonna call you. (Tastes a snack) Mmm! What's that curry taste?
Mr. Geller: (To Ross) Do you remember the Ludwins? The big one had a thing for you, didn't she?
Mrs. Geller: Oh, she just graduated, and she wants to be something in cooking, or food, or.... I don't know. Anyway, I told her you had a restaurant-
Monica: Ross, could you come and help me with the spaghetti, please?
Monica: I know this is going to sound unbelievably selfish, but, were you planning on bringing up the whole baby/lesbian thing? Because I think it might take some of the heat off me.
Mr. Geller: I'm not gonna tell you what they spent on that wedding... but forty thousand dollars is a lot of money!
Mr. Geller: Don't listen to your mother. You're independent, and you always have been! Even when you were a kid... and you were chubby, and you had no friends, you were just fine! And you would read alone in your room, and your puzzles...
Mr. Geller: Look, there are people like Ross who need to shoot for the stars, with his museum, and his papers getting published. Other people are satisfied with staying where they are- I'm telling you, these are the people who never get cancer.
Monica: (trying desperately to change the subject) So, Ross, what's going on with you? Any stories? (Digs her elbow into his hand.) No news, no little anecdotes to share with the folks?
Ross: (pulls his hand away) Okay! Okay. (To his parents) Look, I, uh- I realise you guys have been wondering what exactly happened between Carol and me, and, so, well, here's the deal. Carol's a lesbian. She's living with a woman named Susan. She's pregnant with my child, and she and Susan are going to raise the baby.
Mrs. Geller: (To Monica) And you knew about this?!
Monica: Boy, I know they say you can't change your parents,... boy, if you could- (To Ross) -I'd want yours.
Rachel: All right, you guys, I kinda gotta clean up now. (They all start to leave.)
Monica: Chandler, you're an only child, right? You don't have any of this.
Ross: Anyway.. um.. (Starts to sweep.) So, you- uh- you nervous about Barry tomorrow?
Ross: Well, you may wanna steer clear of the word 'dumped'. Chances are he's gonna be this, this broken shell of a man, y'know, so you should try not to look too terrific, I know it'll be hard. Or, y'know, uh, hey!, I'll go down there, and I'll give Barry back his ring, and you can go with Carol and Susan to the OB/GYN...
Rachel: I mean, didn't you think you were just gonna meet somone, fall in love- and that'd be it? (Ross gazes at her.) ..Ross?
Carol: Ross, you remember Susan.
Rachel: (hesitates) Are you sure?
Rachel: I'm- uh- I'm okay... You look great!
Ross: Still, you- you say Minnie, you hear Mouse. Um, how about, um.. how about Julia?
Barry: Sorry about that. So. What have you been up to?
Rachel: Why are- why are you so tanned?
Rachel: Oh no. You went on our honeymoon alone?
Rachel: And you've got lenses! But you hate sticking your finger in your eye!
Barry: Not for her. Listen, I really wanted to thank you.
Barry: See, about a month ago, I wanted to hurt you. More than I've ever wanted to hurt anyone in my life. And I'm an orthodontist.
Barry: You know, you were right? I mean, I thought we were happy. We weren't happy. But with Mindy, now I'm happy. Spit.
Rachel: Anyway, um, (Gets the ring out of her purse.) I guess this belongs to you. And thank you for giving it to me.
Barry: Well, thank you for giving it back.
Ross: Thank you!
Ross: Oh, 's'funny, really? Um, I don't remember you making any sperm.
Carol: All right, you two, stop it!
Susan: Oh, no, nonononono, you see what he's doing? He knows no-one's gonna say all those names, so they'll wind up calling her Geller, then he gets his way!
Phoebe: You know, if you tilt your head to the left, and relax your eyes, it kinda looks like an old potato.
Ross: Wh- are you welling up?
Ross: You are, you're welling up.
Rachel: (on phone) Hi, Mindy. Hi, it-it's Rachel. Yeah, I'm fine. I-I saw Barry today. Oh, yeah, yeah he-he told me. No, no, it's okay. I hope you two are very happy, I really do. Oh, oh, and Mind, y'know, if-if everything works out, and you guys end up getting married and having kids- and everything- I just hope they have his old hairline and your old nose. (Slams the phone down.) (To everyone) Okay, I know it was a cheap shot, but I feel so much better now.
Phoebe: Of course not, because youre in love with her.
Monica: Are you a virgin?
Phoebe: Oh before I forget, are you coming to Mike's piano bar tonight?
GUY: What're you doing?
Rachel: Well, it was just something Josh said about v-necks, but you had to be there.
Chandler: You dont have to stop having fun just because Im here. Kathy didnt cheat on all of you. (To Joey) Well, except you. (They hug and Chandler goes into the bathroom with the chick and duck following him.)
Rachel: Ross, things aren't gonna be weird between us, right? I mean was that just the stupidest thing, me telling you that?
Phoebe: Well, why are you doing this anyway?
Monica: Hey, come on Phoebe, you can understand why this would be weird for me.
Joey: Because its all tainted with your betrayal. From now on this apartment is empty for me! And Im not happy about you either. (The bread maker dings) Oh, and just so you know, I made that bread for you. (Joey walks into his bedroom and slams the door.)
Rachel: (with a hurt expression on her face) Okay, but before you go, could you help me first?
RACH: Oh, no, Michael, it's not you. I'm sorry, it's just, it's this thing. It's probably not as bad as it sounds but this friend of mine is, is getting a cat with his girlfriend.
Chandler: No, you don't have to, and you can't because I, I live here too.
ERICA: Sabrina. I know about you two. I saw you today kissing in the doctor's lounge.
MONICA: Oh my god, little Stevie Fisher? How've you been?
Ross: So when do you think youre gonna talk to her?
Larry: Oh, will you mind if I wash up? Because I came straight from work and who knows where these babies (Holds up his hands) have been.
RACHEL: What do you mean?
Monica: Youre getting a crush on your sisters fianc�e.
Joey: So youve been sittin around here all mornin?
PRODUCER: OK Phoebe, you ready to try one?
MONICA: You don't have the guts.
ROSS: Good, 'cause I love you.
Monica: And that's great for you guys, but we want a lawn and a swingset...
Monica: What do you have against the beautiful guest room?
RACHEL: Well I love you too.
Phoebe: OK fine! Please come and support Mike. You don't have to sing.
Rachel: That's great, great. So do you have any questions for us?
Ross: Youve sentenced him?!
Joey: Yeah! Yeah yknow, like warm up the crowd. Ask em where theyre from. Cause in Joey Tribbiani you get a minister and you get an entertainer. Im a minis-tainer! (Rapping) There is no one better! There is no one greater!
Joey: Come on baby, dont go. Please? What do you say?
Chandler: Oh. Oh right! Right! Because youre still seeing him and uh, hes a good guy. I mean, I remember a time when (He fakes falling asleep.)
Chandler: You know, on second thought, gum would be perfection. (Jill gives him a stick of gum, and a strange look) 'Gum would be perfection'? 'Gum would be perfection.' Could have said 'gum would be nice,' or 'I'll have a stick,' but no, no, no, no. For me, gum is perfection. I loathe myself.
ROSS: Well, I'm gonna kiss you.
RACHEL: Well you better.
Joey: Well uh, I don't know about who's here, but I can tell you for damn sure who's not here and that's Rachel!!
MONICA: Wow, all you need now is The Killing Fields and some guacamole and you've got yourself a part-ay.
Monica: (to Chandler) Oh, honey, can you make sure we get a King size bed!
INTERVIEWER: You gonna slice them up real nice?
Alan: Yeah, I'm sorry too. But, I gotta tell you, I am a little relieved.
Joey: Oh, Im sorry. You wanna bite? (Holds his piece out for him.)
MONICA: Did you like it?
Joey: You know, I could like maybe... I could do a dramatic reading of one of her books!
Janine: Thank you. (They kiss.)
Chandler: Okay, I'm gonna go to the bathroom. Will you watch my phone?
RACHEL: Would you guys stop.
Phoebe: Im just saying, get his number just in case. But no Chandler is in an accident and cant perform sexually and he would want you to take a lover to satisfy the needs that he can no longer fulfill.
Emily: Yeah, but it-it-its my whole lifeyou come to England.
Kate: What? So you never went out with an actress before?
Joey: (entering) Hey! You guys! Remember that audition I had a while ago and didnt get the part?
Ross: No, you started it.
Joey: Unless you wanna practice the Foxtrot again? Or-or the Tango?
Monica: Well, at least you scared someone.
Joey: Why do you have to break up with her? Be a man, just stop calling.
Amy: Oh, sweety, you can’t pull this off.
CHANDLER: You don't like that show?
Monica: Joey, did you even interview this woman before you asked her to move in?
Phoebe: I don't care. We're not paying you 300 dollars for this.
Phoebe: You mean in case someone is trying to steal your bamboo sleeping mat or your kettle of fish?
Chandler: Yeah, I think I do! Y'know what? You move in with her! You move in with her right now! Maybe I should in with Monica!
Phoebe: I need to talk to you, its pretty urgent. Its about Monica and Chandler.
Vince: (to Phoebe) Look, I gotta go. I'm on call tonight. (kisses her) See you Saturday. (leaves)
Ross: (in a 5 year olds tone) (To Monica) You are such a tattletale! Mom, Dad, you remember that-that time you walked in my room and smelled marijuana?
Rachel: Youre a pathetic loser, right?
Phoebe Sr.: Well, Im so sorry. I thought I was leaving you with the best parents in the world, I didnt even hear about your Mom and Dad til a couple of years ago, and by then you were already grown up. I dont know, youre here, and I would, I would really, I would like to get to know you.
Phoebe: Joey, you can't make someone do something they don't want to do. Believe me, there's something I've been trying to get Mike to do in bed and there's... he's just...
ROSS: Do you say this stuff to girls?
Kiki: Well, we were in the city shopping, and your mom said you work here, aaand it's true!
Joey: Did you tell the guy you wanted to have sex with his wife and then fall right out of your chair?
Rachel: Ohh, okay, Im sorry. Youre right. Yknow what? We absolutely can stay married, because I was under the impression that the boxes were far away from each other. All right, look, just please, take a moment here and think about what youre asking of me.
Rachel: No, it's just... look, you know, when I first moved to the city I was a lot like her! I was spoiled, self-centered and you guys really took care of me.
Chandler: I mean, don't you think if things were gonna happen with Rachel, they would've happened already?
SUSIE: How you doin there squirmy?
Joey: (muffled by the mouth guard) Hey you guys! Whats happening?
Joey: Ross good, I'm uh glad you're here. I wanna talk to you about something.
Joey: Its Ba-go-ta, but close enough. Now, you can either pass your turn to Ross or pick a Wicked Wango card.
Phoebe: Well, its a long story. Its kind of embarrassing. Lets just say there was a typographical error with a sex manual. (The guy laughs.) How about you?
Joey: Now? You want me to go over there now?
Ross: Come on, would you grow up? Its no big deal.
Ross: No! The guy is mean. I mean really mean. I think you should stay away from him.
Laura: Well, I'm sorry I brought it up. So, are either one of you planning on staying at home with your child... (someone knocks on the door)
RACHEL: Well, there's you.
RACHEL: Well, well um, you know, these movies are offensive and uh, degrading to women and females. And uh, and the lighting's always unflattering. And, Monica help me out here.
MONICA: You really ok with it?
Monica:: what's the big deal, you forgot, she forgot, maybe you were having an off night
Joey: Come on, you guys are more then that! I mean, youre gonna get together right?
Ross: Right, you're not even getting your honeymoon, God.. No, no, although, Aruba, this time of year... talk about your- (thinks) -big lizards... Anyway, if you don't feel like being alone tonight, Joey and Chandler are coming over to help me put together my new furniture.
Joshua: Whats up? Youre voice sounded all squeaky on the phone.
Chandler: (entering) Have you seen Joey?
Monica: Oh my God, it's gonna WORK! We're gonna make it work! I'm gonna be a mummy and (to Chandler) you're gonna be a daddy! All right, I'll see you suckers. I'm gonna get me... A BABY! {she leaves)
Joey: That's OK, Ross, you can ask me. What?
Chandler: I'm telling ya! It's gonna happen. Next year it's gonna be you, me and the little Hemingway Bing. (pause) What, he's my favourite author!
JOEY: Man you are incredible.
RICHARD: Uh, Phoebe, I don't think your mom would want you to see what's about to happen.
Phoebe: (To Joey) You ate meat! (Joey is shocked) (To Chandler and Monica) You had sex! (Theyre shocked.)
Ross: Oh, come on, now you know you want em.
ROSS: Oh. And what do you call that?
Joey: Yeah well thats because uh I stayed in my room. Yeah, you dont want to look in my hamper.
Joey: Ross! Ross! Ross, listen! Who are you kissing at midnight, huh? Rachel or Phoebe?
Rachel: Oh. Do you want to watch the rest of the movie with me?