words in movies
Monica: What you guys don't understand is, for us, kissing is as important as any part of it.
Rachel: Everything you need to know is in that first kiss.
Chandler: Yeah, I think for us, kissing is pretty much like an opening act, y'know? I mean it's like the stand-up comedian you have to sit through before Pink Floyd comes out.
Chandler: The problem is, though, after the concert's over, no matter how great the show was, you girls are always looking for the comedian again, y'know? I mean, we're in the car, we're fighting traffic... basically just trying to stay awake.
Ross: Okay, okay, yes, it is. (waves) How about I'll, uh, catch up with you in the Ice Age.
Ross: You look great. I, uh... I hate that.
Carol: Sorry. You look good too.
Ross: Well... you never know. How's, um.. how's the family?
Ross: Why- why are you here, Carol?
Monica: (taking a drink from Joey) Are you through with that?
Phoebe: She's already fluffed that pillow... Monica, you know, you've already fluffed that- (Monica glares at her.) -but, it's fine!
Joey: Yeah, calm down. You don't see Ross getting all chaotic and twirly every time they come.
Chandler: You don't get a lot of 'doy' these days...
Monica: You didn't.
Monica: I gave you one job! (Starts to examin the lasagne through the bottom of the glass pan.)
Chandler: Now, Monica, you know that's not how you look for an engagement ring in a lasagne...
Ross: Yeah. Do that for another two hours, you might be where I am right about now. (He enters.)
Rachel: Well now, how-how do you fit into this whole thing?
Rachel: So what are you gonna do?
Mrs. Geller: Oh, Martha Ludwin's daughter is gonna call you. (Tastes a snack) Mmm! What's that curry taste?
Mr. Geller: (To Ross) Do you remember the Ludwins? The big one had a thing for you, didn't she?
Mrs. Geller: Oh, she just graduated, and she wants to be something in cooking, or food, or.... I don't know. Anyway, I told her you had a restaurant-
Monica: Ross, could you come and help me with the spaghetti, please?
Monica: I know this is going to sound unbelievably selfish, but, were you planning on bringing up the whole baby/lesbian thing? Because I think it might take some of the heat off me.
Mr. Geller: I'm not gonna tell you what they spent on that wedding... but forty thousand dollars is a lot of money!
Mr. Geller: Don't listen to your mother. You're independent, and you always have been! Even when you were a kid... and you were chubby, and you had no friends, you were just fine! And you would read alone in your room, and your puzzles...
Mr. Geller: Look, there are people like Ross who need to shoot for the stars, with his museum, and his papers getting published. Other people are satisfied with staying where they are- I'm telling you, these are the people who never get cancer.
Monica: (trying desperately to change the subject) So, Ross, what's going on with you? Any stories? (Digs her elbow into his hand.) No news, no little anecdotes to share with the folks?
Ross: (pulls his hand away) Okay! Okay. (To his parents) Look, I, uh- I realise you guys have been wondering what exactly happened between Carol and me, and, so, well, here's the deal. Carol's a lesbian. She's living with a woman named Susan. She's pregnant with my child, and she and Susan are going to raise the baby.
Mrs. Geller: (To Monica) And you knew about this?!
Monica: Boy, I know they say you can't change your parents,... boy, if you could- (To Ross) -I'd want yours.
Rachel: All right, you guys, I kinda gotta clean up now. (They all start to leave.)
Monica: Chandler, you're an only child, right? You don't have any of this.
Ross: Anyway.. um.. (Starts to sweep.) So, you- uh- you nervous about Barry tomorrow?
Ross: Well, you may wanna steer clear of the word 'dumped'. Chances are he's gonna be this, this broken shell of a man, y'know, so you should try not to look too terrific, I know it'll be hard. Or, y'know, uh, hey!, I'll go down there, and I'll give Barry back his ring, and you can go with Carol and Susan to the OB/GYN...
Rachel: I mean, didn't you think you were just gonna meet somone, fall in love- and that'd be it? (Ross gazes at her.) ..Ross?
Carol: Ross, you remember Susan.
Rachel: (hesitates) Are you sure?
Rachel: I'm- uh- I'm okay... You look great!
Ross: Still, you- you say Minnie, you hear Mouse. Um, how about, um.. how about Julia?
Barry: Sorry about that. So. What have you been up to?
Rachel: Why are- why are you so tanned?
Rachel: Oh no. You went on our honeymoon alone?
Rachel: And you've got lenses! But you hate sticking your finger in your eye!
Barry: Not for her. Listen, I really wanted to thank you.
Barry: See, about a month ago, I wanted to hurt you. More than I've ever wanted to hurt anyone in my life. And I'm an orthodontist.
Barry: You know, you were right? I mean, I thought we were happy. We weren't happy. But with Mindy, now I'm happy. Spit.
Rachel: Anyway, um, (Gets the ring out of her purse.) I guess this belongs to you. And thank you for giving it to me.
Barry: Well, thank you for giving it back.
Ross: Thank you!
Ross: Oh, 's'funny, really? Um, I don't remember you making any sperm.
Carol: All right, you two, stop it!
Susan: Oh, no, nonononono, you see what he's doing? He knows no-one's gonna say all those names, so they'll wind up calling her Geller, then he gets his way!
Phoebe: You know, if you tilt your head to the left, and relax your eyes, it kinda looks like an old potato.
Ross: Wh- are you welling up?
Ross: You are, you're welling up.
Rachel: (on phone) Hi, Mindy. Hi, it-it's Rachel. Yeah, I'm fine. I-I saw Barry today. Oh, yeah, yeah he-he told me. No, no, it's okay. I hope you two are very happy, I really do. Oh, oh, and Mind, y'know, if-if everything works out, and you guys end up getting married and having kids- and everything- I just hope they have his old hairline and your old nose. (Slams the phone down.) (To everyone) Okay, I know it was a cheap shot, but I feel so much better now.
Phoebe: You ok?
Rachel: So, you had a good day huh? Big commission; picked up a daddy.
Excuse me, excuse me! Yeah, noisy boys! (They stop talking and look up) Is it something that you would like to share with the entire group?
Rachel: No! Yknow what? No! No! You thing was so stupid anyway, this was ridiculousWere gonna flip a coin! (Phoebe gasps.) All right?! (She flips the coin.) Heads! (Looks at the coin and grunts in disgust.)
Jennifer: You just know.
Phoebe: Well you certainly cant give her that stupid gumball ring.
Ross: Marcel, c'mere, c'mere. (He sits down and Marcel jumps down and sits beside him) Well buddy, this is it. There's just a coupla things I want to say. I'm really gonna miss you, and I'm never gonna forget about you. You've been more than just a pet to me, you've been more like a be- (Marcel climbs down and starts humping his leg) Okay, Marcel, please, could you leave my leg alone? Could you just stop humping me for two seconds?! Marcel, would- okay, just take him away. Just take him.
Ross: Hey, so uh, y'know how there's something I wanted to talk to you about?
Mike: That's great! You changed you name?
Ross: Aw, we-we are so (Motions that theyre connected.) So umm, well I-I-I like you and I-I love umm, yknow hanging out with you. And I mean-Im having a lot of fun. (He pauses and thinks there might be more, but decides there isnt.)
Monica: I'm sorry, I don't understand what you just said.
Monica: Look, I wanted to tell Im-Im sorry you lost.
Susan: (not taking her eyes off Carol) Hello Ross. (Takes off her coat and hands it to him.) I love what youve done with this space.
Monica: Oh my God, me too! Oh! Oh, we'd be like friends-in-law! Y'know what the best part is? The best part is that you already know everything about him! I mean, it's like starting on the fifteenth date!
Roger: You too, sir.
Chandler: That's so funny, 'cause I was thinking you look more like Joey Tribbiani, man slash woman.
Monica: Oh, wow, can you believe you're like three weeks away?
Joey: Hey! You guys! Youre not gonna believe this! I just got off the phone with my agent
Chandler: I know it. You know, I'm totally gonna ask her out.
Frank: Hey, how do you guys get anything done?
Monica: Well, when you first met Barry, you flitted off to Vail.
Rachel: You are. Well, um... We, we, we were just... Wow!
Rachel: Hey-hey, yknow what? I dont care! Im not ashamed of my book. Theres nothing with a woman enjoying a little erotica. Its just a healthy expression of female sexuality, which by the way, you will never understand. (She goes into her room.)
Ross: Joey, its worth finding out. I mean, if you really like her.
Monica: I cant do it. Im sorry, I wish I could, but umm, see you have these feelings for me....
ROSS: Um . . . ah . . . you know, I'm divorced.� Um, Phoebe, ah . . . Phoebe said you . . . You've been divorced?
Joey: Night, you guys.
Phoebe: Okay. Good-bye, little monkey guy. Alright, I wrote you this poem. Okay, but don't eat it 'till you get on the plane.
Chandler: So, are you really gonna go out with that nurse man?
Phoebe: Oh! (Checking the book) Which can either mean youre having a baby or youre gonna make a scientific discovery!
Monica: Look at you, you won't even look at him.
Rachel: Hi! You guys, the car-service just got here. I can't believe they're not home yet! I have to catch my stupid plane. I wanna see the baby!
Chandler: Im sorry. (Pause) If you ask me, I'd move in with him.
Joey: No you won't.
Mona: Okay, I guess you can close the door now. (He does so and they kiss.)
Phoebe: (seeing him) Okay, nows not the time Joey. All right? You can yell at me tomorrow.
Joey: You really think so?
Monica: Okay...who are you?
Monica: Hi...May I help you?
Chandler: Hi. (To Phoebe) Okay, youre too late okay? Because shes already with our guy.
Chandler: I saw you checking me out during the game last night.
ROSS: Rach, Rach, we'll be fine, all right?� You go have fun.
Phil: Not on purpose, he ricocheted of you and got me.
Joey: So then how could you I mean, how could you?!
Ross: Yes, yes it is. In prison! Whatsa matter with you?
Joey: I'm...happy...for you?
RACHEL: It was nice to meet you.
Rachel: Alright. In high school I was the prom queen and I was the homecoming queen and the class president and you... were also there! But if you take this monkey, I will lose one of the most important people in my life. You can hate me if you want, but please do not punish him. C'mon, Luisa, you have a chance to be the bigger person here! Take it!
Phoebe: Well, that's not good. But you know, I can move some stuff around, and I'll be there. You and Alice just take the whole day together.
Rachel: (laughs and pushes the chair back in) Yeah, well, y'know umm No honey, listen I think it's a great idea to become friends with someone before you date them, but I think the way you do it is y'know you meet someone, become their friend, build a foundation, then you ask them out on a date. Don't hit on your existing friends!
Ross: Oh Im, Im making this too hard. Okay, what do you want me to do.
Joey: Okay, good, so there you go. Go with Vince.
Ross: So Joey, you okay?
Joey: Okay listen, how are you gonna ask her?
Joey: And you never knew she was a lesbian...
Monica: So you talked to your dad, huh.
Ross: Why, why, why would you dream that?
Chandler: Noo!! You dont have a boyfriend because....I dont, I dont know why you dont have a boyfriend. You should have a boyfriend.
Young Ethan: Uuh, before we get into any staying-over-stuff, there is something you should know.
Ross: Hey. Rachel, I-I-I've been wanting to tell you something for a while now and I really, I just have to get it out.
Monica: You can not do this.
Chandler: (To Rachel) Eldad is much more cooperative! And he can dance! (To Eldad) You dance for Rachel!
Monica: Joey, put that down! (the phone rings) Oh my God! It's Pete. Okay, get out!! How the hell do you answer a video-phone! (steps in front of it, and automatically answers it)
Rachel: Well, you were pretty damn good.
Ross: This is perfect! She'll have to come back here with your pizza, and when she does, I'll turn on the Charm-O-Ross. Oh I'm so glad you don't eat meat.
Chandler: ...And what did you bring?
Ross: Uh, oh-oh, umm no you didnt. I did.
Rachel: Hello? Yes, she is, hold on a second, please. Monana, it's for you, the credit card people.
Rachel: (whispering) Why? (Monica gesticulates mumbling something that starts with "because") Seriously I did not understand a word that you said.
EDDIE: Well you guys, I'm outta here. See ya pals.
Chandler: Well good, good for you. You really think that Roger is the perfect guy?
Chandler: (to Monica) So, how did you enjoy the play?
Rachel: Aren't you a little cute to be a doctor?
Phoebe: I was going too. (They go inside and he closes the door.) Umm, I brought some wine. Would you like some?
Monica: Chandler, we have talked about this. You are not supposed to give people advice! Now couldn't you just have made some sort of inappropriate joke?
Ginger: Joey I can see you okay? Youre hiding behind the coats.
Phoebe: You cant have sex with her!
Chandler: Are you sure you weren't (pause) looking at your hands in a mirror?
Joey: (sitting up again) I'm telling you, Rach, Charlie is not right for me!
Ross: You won an adult Thanksgiving day spelling bee.
ROSS: Did you see me write one down?
Monica: That does not mean you know us better, I-I want a rematch.
Chandler: Well Ive-Ive never done that with you before.
Ross: Thanks! (They hug.) Ugh, I cant believe youre not gonna be there!
Phoebe: You have to get a ticket to get past security.
Monica: (turning around and doing that, "I'm making out with someone," thing with her hands) Ooh, umm, oh Kathy! Kathy, I love you! Oh! (She turns around and sees Gunther staring at her and stops suddenly.)
Chandler: Yes! Two thousand dollars exactly! How do you know that! (Joey begins writing a cheque)
Monica: (laughs) Well thats the best part. Umm, you guys get to decide!
Chandler: That's right! I do! And I'm your man. And I'm going to get us through this situation even if it means you working twice as hard.
Rachel: I ah Oh! Ill squeeze you fresh orange juice every morning!
Shelley: Y'know, it's a shame, because you and Lowell would've made a great couple.
Joey: You usually find them on the 'heaving beasts'.
Ross: You promised you wouldn't say anything.
Ross: So, eh. I made out with Adrienne and you made out with Missy. Well I guess we're even.
Rachel: Ooh, is this one of those things where you throw it in a bag with some graveyard dirt and hang it from a north-facing tree?
Chandler: And, I want you to remember that I gave you twenty (counts his money) seven dollars. No strings attached. Now, if you can't remember that, I think we should write it downlet's write it down!
Rachel: Umm, Im sorry. Do you-do you have a problem with me?
Janice: I brought you something.
Monica: Thats not true, you dont have a moustache.
Monica: Ross, just forget about it. This guys got you totally wedged in.