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Phoebe: Oh! Joey uh, were you in our room last night?
Monica: Thats true! (Happily) I knew I married you for a reason!
Chandler: Ill tell you what, I will go get them developed and you can go home.
Chandler: What? What did you take a picture of?
Rachel: Are you joking? Check out is not til noon and he has a good (checks her watch) eleven minutes left.
Chandler: Okay, well Im gonna get Ross, get the cameras, and get them developed. (Joey laughs again.) 32 Joe. Youre 32! (Exits)
Chandler: Hey. (He sees that Ross is packing all of the hotel toiletries) Soaps? Shampoos? Are you really taking all this stuff?
Chandler: Yeah but you dont need(Picks up something)What is this?
Chandler: The cameras? Remember last night I told you to take them?
Ross: No you didnt.
Chandler: Yes! Remember? Right before we cut the cake, I went up to you and I said
Ross: Oh-oh yeah, you-you came up to me and asked if I could do you a favor, and my Uncle Murray came up to you and handed you a check. And then you said, "Why do they call it a check? Why not a Yugoslavian?" (Chandler laughs.) Yeah, then you did that.
Chandler: So you dont have the cameras?!
Ross: Well, Im sure theyre still somewhere here in the hotel. Ill-Ill help you look for them.
Phoebe: Are you gonna open the presents without Chandler?
Monica: No! (Pause) But, theyre callin out to me! I mean this little guy (Holds up a small one) even crawled up into my lap. Oh come on, Chandler wouldnt mind if I opened just one present! What do you think it is?
Phoebe: A little mirror that when you look into it you see yourself as an old woman.
Monica: Whew. Although yknow, this is part of a salt and pepper set. I mean I guess yknow it may just count as a half a present. What do you think?
Monica: Hey, how are you feelin? Any morning sickness?
Phoebe: Yeah thats right Chandler does still think Im pregnant. He hasnt asked me how Im feeling or offered to carry my bags. Boy, I feel bad for the woman who ends up with him. (Monica looks at her.) After you of course.
Rachel: Dont worry I promise that you will only have to be pregnant for a few more hours, cause Im going to tell the father today.
Rachel: Well then you have his baby.
Monica: Wow. Yknow it is so weird. I mean, youre gonna tell this guy today and he has no idea whats gonna happen.
Phoebe: Yeah. Youre just gonna knock on his door and change his life forever. Youre like Ed McMahon except without the big check, or the raw sexual magnetism.
Rachel: Hey Joey, what would you do if someone that you slept with told you that she was pregnant?
Rachel: Oh Joey! Joey! No, its not you! You didnt get anybody pregnant!
Joey: Oh. Why would you scare me like that? What the hell is going on? (Pause.) Is somebody pregnant?
Joey: Oh my God Pheebs! Youre gonna have a baby?
Phoebe: You dont know him. Its not important. He wants nothing to do with me or the baby. (She sits down like shes pregnant.)
Chandler: Hey! Did you find the cameras?
Ross: No. Did you?
Ross: Now you guys just got married, why is she so depressed?
Chandler: Are you suggesting we dance our troubles away?
Chandler: Are you serious?
Ross: Im just thinking about your new bride at home. Okay? Do-do you really want to start your life together by letting her down?
Ross: Im telling you, this looks exactly like your wedding! Arent these the same flowers?
Ross: What did you do?
Phoebe: Hey! Ooh, did you do it yet?
Phoebe: Oh, well what are you doing here? Are you about to do it? (Gasps) Is it Gunther?
Rachel: No, you! Phoebe you freaked me out. You kept saying how huge this all is!
Phoebe: Youre thinking about this way too much. Just tell him and get it over with. Its like, its like ripping off this Band-Aid. (On her arm) Quick and painless, watch. (Rips it off.) Oh mother of See?
Monica: No! No! I shouldnt have even opened these! I mean IJoey I am out of control!! Joey, you have to do me a favor. No matter what I say, no matter what I do, please do not let me open another present! Okay?
Joey: Oh good, uh youre here. Uh Pheebs? Listen uh sit down. I-I got something I want to say.
Joey: Umm, now uh Its a scary world out there, especially for a single mom. Yknow, now I always thought you and I had a special bond so (He goes to one knee and pulls out a ring.) Phoebe Buffay, will you marry me?
Phoebe: Hell yeah! Ill marry you! (She grabs the ring and puts it on.)
Monica: You cant marry him!
Monica: Phoebe I think he would notice if you didnt have a baby in nine months!
Phoebe: Its Joey! (Joey turns and looks at her and she mouths I love you to him.)
Chandler: (to another couple) Uh, excuse me? Could you take a picture of us?
Man At The Wedding: Uh, would you take one of us?
Woman At The Wedding: Why wont you take our picture?
Chandler: Who are you? Ansel Adams?! Get outta here!
Phoebe: Look, I feel really bad about how I freaked you out before, so I called the father and asked him to meet you here so you can tell him. Go!
Rachel: What? Hey wait a minute! Phoebe, how do you even know who the father is?
Phoebe: Uh-huh. Now you can turn around or you can go in there and rip the Band-Aid off. What to you want to do?
Phoebe: Really? Are you sure?
Chandler: Why dont you go up on stage. Ill get a picture of you doing the speech.
Chandler: Okay, you ready for the last picture?
Phoebe: Rachel has something that she wants to tell you and umm, I believe that this is your red sweater.
Rachel: Nothing! Phoebe kinda made a mistake. But yknow you do wear that sweater a lot, are you involved in some kind of dare?
Tag: Yknow, Im actually glad Phoebe called. (He pulls out a stool and Rachel sits down.) I know we broke up because you thought I wasnt mature enough, but Ive really grown up and think we should get back together.
Rachel: You can go.
Tag: Thank you. (Gets up and hurries out.)
Joey: (entering) You opened them all?
Joey: Oh hey! You got my parents gift! (Holds it up.)
Joey: I do Rach. I do, and I so happy for you. (They hug.)
Rachel: Oh wow, you didnt even try to unhook my bra!
Monica: So are you ever gonna tell whoever it is?
Joey: Hey Rach listen, no matter what this guy says I want you to know youre not gonna be alone in this.
Joey: Listen I uh (He takes her hand.) Its a scary world out there especially if youre a single mom. Yknow, I always felt like you and I have this-this special bond. Yknow? So, (gets down on one knee again) Rachel Green will you marry me?
Rachel: No! Joey, oh youre so sweet. Youre so-so sweet, honey. But Im not, Im not looking for a husband.
Rachel: Now, if you will excuse me I am going to go and lie down. (Exits.)
Phoebe: I cant say that didnt hurt. But Ill take you back Joey Tribbiani.
Joey: There you go!
Ross: Now you are going to love these.
Chandler: Okay, so this isnt a picture of our first, but it is a picture of my first kiss with with this lady. Which by the look on your face Im sure youll remember. So we dont need(Rips the picture)Theres no need to have this picture. How about I take the real pictures and get them developed right now.
Chandler: Okay. (Sees the living room.) You opened all the presents without me?! I thought we were supposed to do that together!
Monica: You kissed another woman!
Phoebe: Wait you stole those from these peoples wedding?
Ross: Hey! How you doing?
Ross: (shows Tag his sweater tag) Umm, I dont some Italian guy. Come on, read your own label. See you later.
Chandler: Are you kidding me?! Joey. Joey! Joey! Joey! Joey! Joey! Joey! Joey! Joey! Joey!!
Ross: Now, if you wanna try to make some of it back, Id be glad to play you for it. But I should warn you, I am very good at Cups.
CAROLINE: You know, my brother and his boyfriend have been trying to adopt for three years. What agency did you two go through?
CHANDLER: Takin' that with you, huh?
Phoebe: Wow. Okay, I dont know how to talk to you.
Ross: Well, you know, I'd feel a whole lot better if you got dressed now.
Cliff: And then you tried to make me think that I was crazy.
RACHEL: (singing) "...marenge, thank you honey, and do the cha-cha. And while she like to be a star, Tony always tended bar. At the, wait, wait, everybody.."
Chandler: And I love the milk! But, Im not gonna some British girl to move in with me! (Realizes that made no sense.) Joey, you say things now.
Phoebe: Um, oh, I got you a birthday present.
Monica: Are you insane? I mean Joey, is going to kill you, hes actually going to kill you dead.
Rachel: Amy! Hi! Oh-oh-hoh! (they hug) Wow! You remember Joey?
Joey: Yeah! In fact, to prove how much you mean to me, (He unwraps the sandwich and holds it out for Chandler) here.
Sandy: You know, I can't tell it again... (wipes his tears again)
Chandler: Monica, could you excuse us for a second? I need to talk to the girl with the flowers.
Rachel: So, how are you?
Monica: Why are you reading this? You hate this kind of stuff.
Rachel: Oh, you're not gonna tell the whole story about how your parents got divorced again are you?
Luisa: Ah, it's not so much you, you were fat, you had your own problems. (To Rachel) But you? What a bitch!
Monica: Wow, being dumped by you obviously agrees with her.
Joey: Okay look, look, let me ask you a question, when they were doing it on stage, was it like really hot?
Emily: I packed while you were gone. I left some knickers under your pillow.
Monica: You know what would be real weird? Is if you werent there. Just say youll think about it, okay?
Mona: How many did you want? Im getting a hundred.
Phoebe Sr: Well, because youd be giving up a baby, and I-I really dontI dont know if theres anything I can say that could make you understand the pain of giving up a baby. So, umm, (Picks up a puppy in the box next to the couch.)
RICHARD: If kids is what I takes to be with you then kids it is.
Rachel: (entering) Hey Ross? Umm, I just ran into Caitlin in the hallway and-and uh, you must be getting better at this flirting stuff than I thought.
Rachel: Chandler! Youre smoking? What are you doing?!
Monica: (To Phoebe) Oh my God, my ass is sweating! (on phone) Please! Please! Can you come? Its today at four.
Phoebe: Okay, just tell me this, did you or did you not smell her hair?
Phoebe: Oh, hi Max! Hey, do you know everybody?
Ross: There you go.
Ross: Okay, okay, yes, it is. (waves) How about I'll, uh, catch up with you in the Ice Age.
Rachel: Oh my god. Ok you guys, theres Danny. Watch. Just watch this. (He walks past the couch to the counter.) See?! Still pretending hes not interested. Ohh, hes coming over. Just pretend like we dont know him. Weve forgotten who he is.
Phoebe: Huh? Can you just imagine getting down on one knee and handing her this gorgeous piece of weaponry?
Joey: Actually, y'know its kinda cold, so how about I keep my boxers on, and give you all a peek at the good stuff?
Chandler: Will you excuse me I have to um..... (walks to the hall)
Rachel: That's what I said! Thank you for being so nice. (They hug.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Chandler and Ross are in the kitchen, Rachel and Monica are sitting in the living room, and Phoebe is, you guessed it, still on hold.]
MR. GREENE: Did you know your mother spent $1200 dollars on bansai trees. I felt like Gulliver around that place.
Joey: (obviously cold) Hey, can you close that window Chandler? My nipples can cut glass over here!
Monica: Is it something youd be interested in?
Ross: You're right, you're right, it is...So you gonna invite us all to the big opening?
Mr. Geller: So you don't wanna go to Williamsburg?
Rachel: So honey, what are you gonna do about the little girl?
Rachel: Whoops. (Starts to go into Chandler and Joeys.) Oh, hey, do you need help with that?
Realtor: You two know each other?
Chandler: Youve got it. (he starts to look at his sisters, but he still doesnt know which one is Mary-Angela.)
Rachel: What are you doing here?
MONICA: You know what. Tomorrow I'm gonna do your clocks.
Joey: Come on Treeger, dont say that. You just ahh, you just need more practice. Here, come on, lets ahh, lets try it again. Come on. (they start dancing again) Plus, it was, it was probably mostly my fault, anyway. I mean, yknow, Im not really that comfortable dancing with a(Treeger throws him) We-he!! Hey!
PHOEBE: Yes, yes, and it's, and we always have to go to, you know, someplace nice, you know? God, and it's not like we can say anything about it, 'cause, like this birthday thing, it's for Ross.
Monica: Hey, hey, look. Look Ross, Ben drew a picture of you! (Shows him Ben's picture.) Huh? You're-you're a cowboy!
Chandler: What rule? There's no rule, if anything, you owe me a table!
Charlie: Oh God! I am so sorry, but... (she puts her hand on Ross's cheek) I mean it's... there's so much history between us, you know...
Isabella: Arent you with that girl over there? (points at Rachel, who waves back)
MONICA: Who da wenny-Benny boy? You the Wenny-wenny-Benny-Benny boy, yes. Don't cry. Don't cry. Why is he still crying?
EDDIE: Ok, then I want to hear you say it, I, I want to hear you say you want me out.
BIG BULLY: You got a problem with that?
Phoebe: Thanks you guys! Thank you.
Ross: Eh..actually no, I don't need to because your little "Ross is dead" joke didn't work, ok, there were no responses. Nobody posted anything on the website, nobody called my parents, so the joke my friend is on you. Nobody called, nobody wrote anything, nobody cares that I'm dead. (silence) Oh my God! Nobody cares that I'm dead!?
Phoebe: No, I know. That's a part of the whole, you know, them-not-liking-you-extravaganza.
Rachel: Well, because she loves you and because you love her.
Rachel: Everything you need to know is in that first kiss.
Rachel: No Phoebe! I just need you there for support. I havent told him Im pregnant yet.
Joey: Well, that's pretty good. But you might wanna tone it down a little.
The Stripper: Okay, which one of you guys is Gunther Central-Perk? (Sees Joey.) Hey, Joey?
MONICA: Ya know, you had no right to go out with him.
PHOEBE: Chandler, you gotta stop staring at the door. It's like a watched pot, you know if you keep looking at it then the door is to, never gonna boil. I think what you have to do is try not to...
Phoebe: Why do you care?
Chandler: No, no, no, you say that proudly.
ROSS: Well I guess you can start by drivin a cab on Another World.
{Transcibers note: In case you havent heard, Courteney Cox got married to David Arquette during hiatus and changed her name to Courteney Cox Arquette. But David was a busy boy during the off season for not only did he marry but everyone else as well. For theyre all listed as Jennifer Aniston Arquette, Lisa Kudrow Arquette, in an interesting twist Matt LeBlanc Arquette, Matthew Perry Arquette, David Schwimmer Arquette, and even the creators of the show are now David Crane Arquette and Marta Kauffman Arquette. I just wonder what the new sleeping arrangements are }
Phoebe: Monica, if you get five cool points, you get to make somebody take off one item of clothing. It hasnt happened yet, but were all very excited.
Chandler: Youre gonna be carrying their baby and give them a Sony Play Station?
Ross: Joeys asking if youve just ruined the first book hes ever loved that didnt star Jack Nicholson?
Phoebe: Hi hi...Oh you have got to sing.
Chandler: Joey, can I talk to you for a second? (He grabs him and starts to drag Joey into Monica's room.)
Rachel: (gasps) You found my book?!
Rachel: Oh, hey! Hi, there you are, I�ve been looking for you everywhere!
Rachel: Oh, no, no! I heard you before, that is so not what this is!
Monica: Would you please go?
Rachel: No Ross!! (stands up and moves away from him) Dont! You cant just kiss me and think youre gonna make it all go away, okay? It doesnt work that way. It doesnt just make it better. Okay?
Chandler: Ahh, you know what? That is....Who wouldnt want you?
Russell: You got married again.
Monica: Where you can make out with your assistant.
Rachel: Okay... Hey listen, just before you go I-I again, I just wanna say "thank you" for coming with me.
Ross: Oh, you have some studying to do?
MONICA: Well yeah, but, you know, uh, 27 is a dangerous eye age.
Rachel: Uh. (pause) Did you call your parents?
Benjamin: The selection committee has chosen the three of you as our finalists today. The ultimate decision will be based upon the answers you give to the questions I ask here. I'm gonna start with Dr. Li. Dr. Li, you claim the field is too reliant on the Linnaean taxonomic system. How do you propose to correct this problem?
MONICA: Two? TWO? How is that possible? I mean, have you seen you?
Ross: See? I told you something good would come along. And he seemed really nice. I've met him before?
Ross: (British) Come again? Whats-whats this nonsense? (Giggles.) (American.) All right, Im-Im not English. Im from Long Island. I was really nervous and the accent just uh, just came out. Im sorry. So, if we could just get back to the lecture. Umm, were there any questions? (Everyone raises their hands) About paleontology. (They all put their hands down.) All right, look I was just trying to make a good first impression. Obviously, I screwed up. But what you guys think of me is really important because Im-Im hoping to get a permanent job here. So if you just give me another chance to make a good impression
Phoebe: Well yes Rachel but you got something so beautiful out there
Ross: Rachel. Rachel Rachel. (Sits down beside her) I love you the most.
MONICA: Wait a minute, wait a minute. Yes he is. You are totally different.
Ross: I promise you she’s safe! No watch how much she loves this.
Ross: Alright, alright, maybe it'll take my mind off it. Do you promise to buy me a big thumb finger?
Phoebe: Oh, good, that's good, but you don't look like you were mugged!