words in movies
PHOEBE: Why are you guys so upset? It's Old Yeller, it's a happy movie.
ROSS: What're you talkin' about?
RICHARD: Uh, Phoebe, I don't think your mom would want you to see what's about to happen.
MONICA: Hey, have you guys eaten, because uh, Richard and I just finished and we've got leftovers... Chicken and potatoes... What am I wearing?...Actually, nothing but rubber gloves.
CHANDLER: Well, how do you find clothes that fit?
CHANDLER: Yeah, Ross can't go so it's between my friend Eric Prower who has breath issues and Dan with the poking. [starts poking Monica in the shoulder] 'Did you see that play? Do you want some more beer? Is that Spike Lee?'
MONICA: Ok. [Richard walks in] Hey, why don't you ask Richard?
JOEY: Ok, uh, hey Richard, if you had an extra ticket to the Knicks game and you had to choose between a friend who smells and one who bruises you who would you pick?
RICHARD: Wow. Well being a huge Knicks fan myself, I think you should take someone who's a huge Knicks fan.
MONICA: I meant, why don't you take Richard to the game? What?
MONICA: So what, he's a little older, big deal, I mean he's important to me. Ya know if you ask him, he might take you on his Jag. [walks off]
CHANDLER: Ooh, you almost had it.
ROSS: Oh you guys are not gonna believe what happened.
ROSS: Ok, we were sitting over there playing on the floor and he grabs the table and he pulls himself up. He pulled himself up. Standing man. I'm sorry you guys missed it but I did tape it so it you guys want to see it.
SUSAN: You can watch our tape if you want.
ROSS: Oh look, did, did you just see that? Did you see? He just waved, he just waved, he's never waved before, you've never waved before. Yes he has. Very good.
MONICA: Wow, all you need now is The Killing Fields and some guacamole and you've got yourself a part-ay.
PHOEBE: Yeah, I talked to my grandma about the Old Yeller incident, and she told me that my mom used to not show us the ends of sad movies to shield us from the pain and sadness. You know, before she killed herself.
MONICA: Hey. Where is he, where's Richard? Did you ditch him?
JOEY: Yeah right after we stole his lunch money and gave him a wedgie. What's the matter with you, he's parking the car.
MONICA: So'd you guys have fun?
RACHEL: Wow, he must like you the best.
JOEY: Oh, what about that thing he did when he tipped the guy who showed us to our seats. You never even saw the money, it was like this. [With money in his palm] Hey Chandler, thanks for showing us to our seats [shakes his had and passes the dollar].
MONICA: So your first whole weekend without Ben, what're you guys gonna do?
CAROL and SUSAN: We love you. Buy.
MONICA: Look. [they look at Joey in the kitchen with a cigar in his mouth, looking at his reflection in a spatula] Joey, do you know we can see you from here?
ROSS: Well for starters, you may want to light it and lose the spatula.
MONICA: You know what, I think it's cute, you trying to be more like Richard.
MONICA: So Joey, why didn't you grow a moustache?
ROSS: Yeah, you really sidestepped that land mine.
MONICA: Well, he told me he was going out with the guys, I just didn't know that you were the guys.
CHANDLER: You hear that? We're the guys.
MONICA: With that moustache doesn't Chandler remind you of Aunt Sylvia?
ROSS: Thank you.
ROSS: Hi, we're visitiing. It's Ben and his da-da. Da-da. Can you say da-da? Look, I'm gonna tell your momies you said it anyway so you might as well try.
ROSS: Naa. A while ago I got a sah out of him, which I thought, ya know, might turn into sah-condary caregiver but... Hey, would you uh, would you hold him for a sec, 'cause I, I gotta take this off.
ROSS: What're you doing?
RACHEL: Ok, I'm sorry, I'm just not very good with babies. I mean I haven't been around them, I mean, you know, since I was one.
RACHEL: You think about stuff like that?
RACHEL: Wow. Wow, that's great. Great. Ok, wow, you know what.
RACHEL: I'm off my break now so uh, um here you take this [hands back Ben] and um, I am gonna go pour these very nice people some coffee. Ok. Oh look at that, I don't have a pot. I don't have a pot. Well, hey, maybe I've got one at home, or in Scarsdale. Hey is that a door? [leaves]
MONICA: So you watched the movies huh?
MONICA: Alright, you wanna feel better?
MONICA: So you can't lose, it's there in the title. Wonderfullness is baked right in.
RICHARD: Uh, the guy was Lou Gehrig. Didn't you kinda see it coming?
MONICA: Listen, um honey, I appreciate this but you don't have to keep hanging out with them for me, I mean, they have each other.
RACHEL: I don't know, you tell me. One minute I'm holding Ben like a football, the next thing I know, I've got two kids, I'm living in Scarsdale complaining about the taxes.
RACHEL: Ross, you have planned out the next 20 years of our lives, we've been dating for six weeks.
ROSS: C'mon, what, you never think about our future?
RACHEL: Yes, but I, I think about who's apartment we're gonna sleep at tomorrow night and, and where we're gonna have dinner next Saturday night. I do not think about what our childrens' names are gonna be. You know what our childrens names are gonna be.
RACHEL: But I do not want to have everything decided for me. I spent my whole life like that. It's what I had with Barry, that was one of the reasons I left. I, I like not knowing right now and I'm sorry if that scares you but if you want to be with me you are gonna have to deal with that.
RACHEL: Thank you.
ROSS: Ok, then you're gonna have to understand that you're with a guy who's not gonna stop planning his future with you because he knows that we're gonna end up together and if that scares you, tough, 'cause you're gonna have to deal with that.
ROSS: Good, 'cause I love you.
RACHEL: Well I love you too.
ROSS: Well, I'm gonna kiss you.
RACHEL: Well you better.
MONICA: Did you like it?
PHOEBE: Oh yeah. You know, I don't know if I was happier when um George Bailey destroyed the family business or um, Donna Reid cried, or when the mean pharmacist made his ear bleed.
MONICA: Alright, I'll give you the ear thing but don't you think the ending was pretty wonderful?
PHOEBE: I didn't watch the ending, I was too depressed. It just kept getting worse and worse, it should have been called, "It's a sucky life and just when you think it can't suck any more it does."
JOEY: Man you are incredible.
JOEY: No no, seriously, Chandler and I were just talkin about this. He is so much cooler than our dads. [Chandler starts kicking him below the table] I mean, you know, our dad's are ok, ya know, but Richard is just- ow, ow. What are you kickin me for? Huh? I'm tryin to talk here.
RICHARD: Uh, you guys see me as a dad?
RICHARD: That's fine. Well, your other dad and I are gonna go have a romantic evening and I guess I'll just see you kids around.
CHANDLER: I can't believe you got us into trouble. [slaps Joey on the arm. Joey takes exception and slaps him back]
MONICA: [her and Richard return to her place] So are you ok?
MONICA: Come here. I'll make you feel like one of the guys. You know for a really cool guy, you suck at foosball.
RICHARD: What're you talkin' about, I was killin' 'em.
ROSS: Ok, and then you take the poopie diaper and you put it in the poopie diaper pail.
RACHEL: Ok Ross, just so you know, calling it a poopie diaper doesn't make this process any cuter.
RACHEL: I'm sorry, what did you just say? Did you just say hi? Oh my God, Ross, Ross, Ben just said 'Hi'.
CAROL: Mommy is so proud of you. Hi. Hi.
RACHEL: You know, actually it's more like, hi.
ROSS: Tuesday right. Ok, bye you guys.
RACHEL: Did, did he just, did he, did he just say, he said bye. He said bye. You said, you said bye to me. You said bye to me.
Phoebe: You should! How is she?
Rachel: Yeah, we wanted to throw you a big surprise and a great shower, and now you dont have either.
Phoebe: Oh no, don't hate, you don't want to put that out into the universe.
Ross: Okay, then why do you have to wear underwear tonight?
Phoebe: Are you gonna open the presents without Chandler?
Rachel: Ohh, gee. I wonder why she thinks youre going to call her?
Rachel: Yeahbut come onListen, Im sorry I dont want to make you uncomfortable, but I told Phoebe that it happened and she doesnt believe me.
Monica: Nooo! No, thats not true. No, best time ever! Yeah, you rocked me world! (She turns out the light to go back to sleep.)
Joey: Come on man! You never want to do anything since you and Janice broke up.
Monica: So, maybe I am a little high maintenance. And maybe Rachel is a little bit of a pushover. But you know what we decided you are?
Joey: Hey. Hey look I am still Joey, okay. Flowers theyre just, you know, theyre nice to look at. And that happens to be a picture by a famous artist. Of a famous baby.
Ross: What do you think youre doing?!
Monica: You obviously havent screwed over a lot of your friends. (They all look at her) Which we all appreciate.
Chandler: Ill tell you what, I will go get them developed and you can go home.
Katie: Oh uh I actually came here to ask you out.
TILLY: I gather by that oh that he told you about me.
Ross: Ah I had a little thing with Joey, if you think this is bad you should see him.
Amanda: Let’s see.. to assure you get this directly, ring me back on my mobile.
Ross: Oh, come here sweetie, listen, youre gonna go on like a thousand interviews before you get a job. (she glares at him) Thats not how that was supposed to come out.
RACH: Right, you, you only had a year. We only hung out every night.
Monica: Oh no-no-no, its only one night a week, and plus I get to take all of you out for a lot of free dinners.
Joey: I don't know. You dumped her on New Year's.
Mr. Douglas: Youre kidding? She seems so...
Ross: Youre fast and irresponsible. That adds up to a bad driver.
Cecilia: Joey, well thank you. That is so sweet. Oh, excuse me. (She throws her drink on a passing writer.)
Janice: Well, I knew you had the Rockys, and so I figured, you know, you can wear Bullwinkle and Bullwinkle, or you can wear Rocky and Rocky,or, you can mix and match, moose and squirrel. Whatever you want.
Ross: Hey! What are you guys looking at?
Rachel: Hey! So, did you quit?
Rachel: Yeah, down from seven hundred, you are saving like two hundred bucks!
Joey: Okay, and ah, this one here is a Douglas Fir, now its a little more money, but you get a nicer smell.
Rachel: Oh you really, you really just dont want to hear about it.
Monica: How have you been?
Joey: Hey Pheebs, you wanna help?
Barry: We can, we can go to Aruba! When I went there on what would have been our honeymoon, it was, uh... it was really nice. You would've liked it.
RICHARD: God. I love you.
Joey: What the hell are you doin'?
CHANDLER: Well, it's sharp, it's metal, I think I can do some, you know, serious damage with it.
Chandler: Well what Yknow what Im gonna do? Im gonna go over there; Im gonna kick his ass! (Pause) Will you help me?!
David: I keep a straight face he-he delivers like this look, a reaction to you, or a certain take, I-II mean I find it so funny.
Rachel: You know, when two people have a connection, you know, that's... just seems like such a... waste.
Monica: Wow, she must have hurt you pretty bad, huh?
Rachel: Yes it is! I saw you guys going at it behind the card catalog!
Joey: That's it! I'm tired of covering for you two! This has got to stop! (Realizes he still has the underwear in his hand.) Ahh! (Throws them towards Chandler's room.) And tighty-whiteys! What are you, 8?
Rachel: Please, what about you and Chandler?
Actress/Olivia: No, I told you...get out!
Monica: Phoebe, you are a bad ass!
MONICA: Sandra, I am so sorry, I thought you were Rachel and we just weren't ready for you yet.
FRIEND: Well, you kids take the train in?
Phoebe: (laughs harder) You make it so funny.
Rachel: Well were gonna miss you around here.
Rachel: Chandler, you have an assistant right?
Chandler: Yeah, it's like when you're a kid, and your parents put your dog to sleep, and they tell you it went off to live on some farm.
Phoebe: Oh, I was telling them about you and Emily. Y'know, try to get some sympathy.
Monica: Oh good, I hate it when you do that
CHANDLER: Oh, that's good. Maybe he'll hear you and pull the cord.
Ross: (to Joey) How 'bout instead you, go get changed! (to Chandler) You, give him back his underwear! I'm gonna go get a cab, and I want everyone down stairs in two minutes! Monica!
Allesandro: I want to talk to you about your review.
Ross: Yeah Pheebs, come on, you two have completely different styles. Y'know, shes more..(shakes his shoulders, like hes dancing) y'know, and youre more (sees the look from Phoebe and stops)
Joey: Yknow what? Why dont you just give us our souvenirs and get the hell out of here?
Dr. Harad: Hi! Phoebe, I'm Dr. Harad, I'm going to be delivering your babies. I want you to know, you're gonna be in good hands. I've been doing this for a long time. I'll be back in a minute to do your internal, in the meantime, just relax because everything here looks great. And also, I love Fonzie. (Exits)
ROSS: Wow!� (pause)� Wow, You look . . . uh . . .�� It's just, ah . . .�� That dress . . . uh . . .�
Ross: Do you uh, do you talk about me?
Ross: You know what? I'm gonna finish this later, ok? Let me just grab my coat.
Frank: What, you dont think I know that?
Rachel: Okay. Well, I gotta go you guys. Ill see you later.
Ross: (looking at Rachel entering with Emma) Oh, hi! Hi! Thanks for showing you up thirty minutes late!
Chandler: You know, it's funny. Every time you say "triplets," I immediately think of three hot blonde 19-year olds.
The Stripper: Okay, who are you? The Hardy boys? Look, I dont need to steal some stupid ring, all right? I make $1,600 a week doing what I do; any of you guys make that?
Monica: All right, it'll be great! You just make her think you wanna have sex with her! It'll totally freak her out!
Ross: (to Monica) Well, you were right. How can they do this to us, huh? It's Thanksgiving.
Ross: (slowly) Yeah. But you know what? I think you should give Joey a chance. I mean, he's a great guy, and sure he doesn't know that much about art but you know, you can always talk about that with someone else.
Director: Oh no! You get up there and do that again exactly like that!
Paul: So Lizzie, are-are-are you planning on staying the night?
Phoebe: Yeah, but you have to keep the name too!
Ross: Youll see.
Monica: What have you heard me sing?
Chandler: We cant tell him, you cant go up to a guy you barely know and talk about his.... stuff.
RACHEL: Ok honey, you really need a job.
Phoebe: Mike, you don't know, you don't know what you're doing!
Melissa: (laughs) Oh you dont have to be (Laughs again) sorry. Im Im obviously kidding. Im not in love with you. (To Phoebe) Im not in love with her. I dont hear coconuts banging together. Yeah, I dont picture your face when I make love to my boyfriend. Anyway, I gotta go. Eh kiss good-bye? (Rachel stares at her stunned.) No? Okay. (Hurries into the cab and drives off.)
Mrs. Geller: (incredulous) You dont know how that happened?! Your dog thought my diaphragm was a chew toy!
Monica: He asked you out?!
Rachel: Well honey, then why don't you break up with one of them?
Chandler: no I'm not quite sure you got the right movie that's all.
Phoebe: No idea! I though he was soft like you!
Rachel: Yknow what Tag, if we went down to the office you would see those contracts sitting on your desk.
Joey: Oh yeah? Well, you don't know about Hugsy, my bedtime penguin pal. (Joey shies away.)
Phoebe: Because I think it means more to you.
Monica: I-I-I think you look great.
Rachel: And did you?!
Cecilia: Well of course not, but you were very good.
Phoebe: No that is the last thing you want to do!
Rachel: Nothing! Oh God, we're just so excited that you want to get this apartment!
Kate: Hi, nice to meet you. Kate Miller.
Mrs. Bing: You are gonna be fine, believe me.
Phoebe: Yeah, um, which ones in particular were great for you?
Joey: Hey well, you cant teach someone to be good with women. Yknow, thats why I never had any luck with Chandler.
Rachel: Oh honey, I'm so sorry, you were right, this feels great!
Mrs. Geller: It really was. Oh, c'mere, sweetheart. (Hugs her) Y'know, I think it might be time for you to start using night cream.
Phoebe: Yes, you do. Chandler loves Kathy.