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'YOU' in a movie sentence | examples for 'YOU' from movies

Ross: Why do you care so much?

"Friends", season 9, episode 21

Monica: Yes Rachel, why do you care so much?

"Friends", season 9, episode 21

Rachel: (worried) Be-cause Ross is the father of my child! You know... and I... want him to hook up with lots of women! (pause) I just... All I'm saying is... I don't think that Joey and Charlie have anything in common.

"Friends", season 9, episode 21

Phoebe: Wow, Joey and a professor! Can you imagine if they had kids and if the kids got her intelligence and Joey's raw sexual magnetism... Oh, those nerds will get laaaaaid!

"Friends", season 9, episode 21

Charlie: Oh, you know what? I'll come with you!

"Friends", season 9, episode 21

Charlie: (talking to Ross) I feel like I owe you an explanation. I don't ordinarily go around kissing guys at parties. I'm... well, I'm kind of embarrassed. I really hope you don't think less of me.

"Friends", season 9, episode 21

Ross: Uhm no! Think less of you! No, I don't think less of you. I mean, you saw someone you liked and you kissed them. I mean, those people who like someone and don't kiss them... those-those people are stupid, I hate those people.

"Friends", season 9, episode 21

Charlie: You know, actually I'm a little surprised to myself. I mean, Joey is so different from the guys I usually date. I mean, they're all professors, and intellectuals, and paleontologists mostly, you know, very cerebral...

"Friends", season 9, episode 21

Joey: Hey, if you wanna grab a bite before work we'd better get acrimonious. No? Am I getting close?

"Friends", season 9, episode 21

Phoebe: Hey you guys! Look what I just got. (she shows them a pair of slippers)

"Friends", season 9, episode 21

Rachel: Oh, OH! Wow, I love those! Where did you get them?

"Friends", season 9, episode 21

Monica: Oh, you can't show Phoebe this! She hates those corporate massage chains.

"Friends", season 9, episode 21

Monica: Do you wanna go hunting?

"Friends", season 9, episode 21

Phoebe: No, you can't go there! You know how I feel about these "big massage places"! They're putting people like me out of business!

"Friends", season 9, episode 21

Phoebe: Well, do you care about friendship?

"Friends", season 9, episode 21

Phoebe: I feel really strongly about this, Rachel. Please, don't use this gift certificate. I'm asking you as a friend.

"Friends", season 9, episode 21

Phoebe: Thank you. (she tears up the gift certificate)

"Friends", season 9, episode 21

Monica: (entering) Hey honey! I missed you today!

"Friends", season 9, episode 21

Monica: Ok, trying to turn me on by making a mess? Know your audience! Besides, tomorrow we're doing those fertility tests and until then you need to keep your tadpoles in the tank.

"Friends", season 9, episode 21

Chandler: (embarrassed) I cannot believe Ross told you that! (pause) And in my defense, it was a Wendy's!

"Friends", season 9, episode 21

Joey: Can I offer you a drink?

"Friends", season 9, episode 21

Joey: Hey, if you need a tour guide... (point to himself)

"Friends", season 9, episode 21

Charlie: Oh, you mean it? That would be so fun!

"Friends", season 9, episode 21

Joey: Yeah, definitely, definitely. Ok, what do you wanna see first?

"Friends", season 9, episode 21

Joey: Ok, let me stop you right there. The Mets suck, ok? You wanna see the Yankees.

"Friends", season 9, episode 21

Receptionist: (in an affected tone) Hello, welcome to Lavender Day Spa SPA. How may I help you?

"Friends", season 9, episode 21

Receptionist: Ok well, I'll call you as soon as your massage therapist is ready.

"Friends", season 9, episode 21

Receptionist: Then why you work here?

"Friends", season 9, episode 21

Joey: I need to talk to you about Charlie.

"Friends", season 9, episode 21

Ross: (annoyed) Oh, do you, do you really?

"Friends", season 9, episode 21

Ross: Look, if you don't know what the word "acrimonious" means, just don't use it!

"Friends", season 9, episode 21

Joey: No, look, you know Charlie, right? She's cool, she's funny, her body is soo...

"Friends", season 9, episode 21

Ross: (looking down) Are you wearing two belts?

"Friends", season 9, episode 21

Joey: (checking) EH, what do you know!

"Friends", season 9, episode 21

Ross: You were saying you didn't want to seem stupid.

"Friends", season 9, episode 21

Joey: Right, right, right, well, she wants to go to all this cultural places and I don't know how to talk about that stuff. You gotta help me out!

"Friends", season 9, episode 21

Ross: You know, I really don't want to get involved in you guy's relationship.

"Friends", season 9, episode 21

Ross: Ok. Let's see. Oh, you should take her to the MET!

"Friends", season 9, episode 21

Joey: (realizing) Oh, that's what she meant! (pause) You know, if they're gonna shorten it, they should call it the MUSE! You know, short for museum, and avoid all the confusion!

"Friends", season 9, episode 21

Ross: Yeah, uh, uh, ok, there's this great rare bookstore on Madison Avenue. You know what? She loves architecture, you know what you should do? You should take a walk down fifth to the Saint Patrick's Cathedral and there there's this great little pastry shop that she'd love.

"Friends", season 9, episode 21

Joey: Geez, sounds like you should be going on this date!

"Friends", season 9, episode 21

Ross: But I'm not! (pause). You know what if you're in the mood for Thai food...

"Friends", season 9, episode 21

Joey: Whoa, whoa, whoa! Slow down, you go way too fast. Ok? Just go back to the MET, ok?

"Friends", season 9, episode 21

Joey: You got to tell me exactly what to do there.

"Friends", season 9, episode 21

Ross: Ok, when you walk in the museum, take the right, that's the antiquities wing. Ancient Egypt, Mesopotamia, up to the Byzantine Empire.

"Friends", season 9, episode 21

Nurse: Mr. Bing? (Chandler jumps up) Here you are! You'll go into that room and deposit your specimen into the container.

"Friends", season 9, episode 21

Chandler: Deposit my specimen? You know, usually I have to call a 900 number for that kind of talk. Thanks, got it.

"Friends", season 9, episode 21

Monica: Hey, honey, my test is down the hall, are you sure you're going to be ok?

"Friends", season 9, episode 21

Monica: I know this is embarrassing, but nobody cares! No one here even knows you!

"Friends", season 9, episode 21

Chandler: Why are you here?

"Friends", season 9, episode 21

Janice: Oh! Someone's a little cranky today cuz they have to do it in a cup! (laughs) Oh! They gave you the kiddy size (looking at the cup in his hand).

"Friends", season 9, episode 21

Janice: Please... go! (Then shouts after him) Just let me know if you need a hand!

"Friends", season 9, episode 21

Rachel: You know I... (lifts her head and tries to look in Phoebe's direction)

"Friends", season 9, episode 21

Ross: Now, do you have any idea what you just said?

"Friends", season 9, episode 21

Ross: Ok now, remember, when you get to the museum, Monet is not spelt M-O-N-A-Y. I just... I wrote that out phonetically for you.

"Friends", season 9, episode 21

Ross: Yeah, yeah that means... you know? We just... we don't have time for this.

"Friends", season 9, episode 21

Ross: Ok, but you know what? I gotta say, I'm really impressed that you were able to memorize all this so quickly!

"Friends", season 9, episode 21

Ross: Nah ah! Nah ah! (stops him form doing so) No no no! No ad-libbing and dude, you can't touch the paintings.

"Friends", season 9, episode 21

Joey: Come on! you... (reaches out to touch the imaginary painting again)

"Friends", season 9, episode 21

Janice: Oh! Sid is still in his room. I don't allow porn at home so this is like a vacation for him. So did you do it? Did you make your deposit?

"Friends", season 9, episode 21

Janice: That's not the hard part honey! The hard part is what comes next, I mean aren't you worried about the results?

"Friends", season 9, episode 21

Janice: Oh! Well, you know what? It probably is.

"Friends", season 9, episode 21

Janice: Oh, Chandler, look. You and Monica are meant to have children. I am sure it's gonna be just fine.

"Friends", season 9, episode 21

Janice: What, you can do it in the parking lot of a Taco Bell, but you can't do it at a doctor's office?

"Friends", season 9, episode 21

Phoebe: (Singing) "Ipan Stripan, Glupi Glabi! " And that is the Swedish National Anthem! Thank you for asking! (looks annoyed)

"Friends", season 9, episode 21

Rachel: Wow, Ikea... what a rich culture. Uhm, you know what? I have a friend who is a masseuse.

"Friends", season 9, episode 21

Phoebe: Uhu, uhu... and why do you think that is?

"Friends", season 9, episode 21

Phoebe: You know it's me?

"Friends", season 9, episode 21

Rachel: For like a half an hour! Man, you can lie about Sweden!

"Friends", season 9, episode 21

Phoebe: How can you come here?

"Friends", season 9, episode 21

Rachel: How could you not tell me you worked here?

"Friends", season 9, episode 21

Phoebe: I don't have to tell you everything!

"Friends", season 9, episode 21

Rachel: Yes you do, if you're going to make me feel guilty for getting a free massage!

"Friends", season 9, episode 21

Rachel: Oh! Phoebe, why did you lie to me about working here?

"Friends", season 9, episode 21

Phoebe: Because I was ashamed ok? I sold out for the cash! And then they give me benefits like medical, and dental, and a 401K. But you know... you pay a price. Now I'm this Corporate stooge and punching a clock and Ugh! paying taxes!

"Friends", season 9, episode 21

Rachel: Phoebe, honey, if you hate it so much, you should walk out there right now and quit! Be true to what you believe in! Honey, you have principles and I so admire that! I don't have any!

"Friends", season 9, episode 21

Phoebe: You know what? You are right. I am gonna quit. It's time I took my life back!

"Friends", season 9, episode 21

Rachel: Good for you Pheebs!

"Friends", season 9, episode 21

Phoebe: Okay (walks out and closes the door behind her, looks up and whispers) If you guys have microphones in there too, I didn't mean any of that. I love you.

"Friends", season 9, episode 21

Ross: What do you mean?

"Friends", season 9, episode 21

Ross: (perplexed for a moment) Wait a minute... when you guys walked into the Met, did you go to the right?

"Friends", season 9, episode 21

Ross: (shaking head) Oh Joey, Joey! But still, I mean, it seems like you guys are having a great time together.

"Friends", season 9, episode 21

Charlie: Actually, you know, Joey is your friend, and you don't really know me that well; it would be weird.

"Friends", season 9, episode 21

Charlie: Well... I'm just thinking that maybe he's not the right guy to be with right now, maybe I should be with someone... I have more in common with. You know what I mean?

"Friends", season 9, episode 21

Ross: (slowly) Yeah. But you know what? I think you should give Joey a chance. I mean, he's a great guy, and sure he doesn't know that much about art but you know, you can always talk about that with someone else.

"Friends", season 9, episode 21

Ross: And if you think about it, I mean the reason he memorized all that stuff is because he thought it was important to you. You know, that's the kind of guy Joey is.

"Friends", season 9, episode 21

Joey: (aside, to Ross) Hey Ross! That art stuff worked, you hooked me up.

"Friends", season 9, episode 21

Joey: Although some of that stuff wasn't where you said it was gonna be, but... (confidently) I made it work.

"Friends", season 9, episode 21

Chandler: Hello? Oh hi, Doctor Connelly. (pause) No, she's not here but, you know, I can tell her. Should I be sitting down for this? (his smile fades as he hears the answer) Oh. (pause) Well, so what does that mean? (pause) Ok. Ok, thank you. Thanks. (hangs up)

"Friends", season 9, episode 21

Monica: With good news? (very quickly and wringing hands) Of course it is not good news, you just said (deadpan) "Doctor Connelly just called". If it was good news you would have said (excitedly) "Doctor Connelly just called! " But so what is it? Is there a problem, uh? Is there a problem with me or with you?

"Friends", season 9, episode 21

Chandler: Apparently my sperm have low motility and you have an inhospitable environment.

"Friends", season 9, episode 21

Chandler: It means that my guys won't get off their barcaloungers and you have a uterus that is prepared to kill the ones that do. (pause) It means...

"Friends", season 9, episode 21

Phoebe: (through the door, with a Scottish accent) Are you ready for your Scottish massage? Put your face in the hole, lassy.

"Friends", season 9, episode 21

Monica: (Tiny laugh) I am really an idiot. (Tiny laugh) you see, I was filling out my friend's form, and instead of putting her information, (tiny laugh) I put mine.

"Friends", season 1, episode 17

Woman: OH…MY…GAWD!! (Yep, you guessed it. It’s Janice.)

"Friends", season 4, episode 15

Chandler: No, there are great pictures of you standing next to a guy who’s going like this… (Makes what can only be described as a toothy frown. Henceforth, this shall be known as The Face.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 5

(She kisses him. Ross leans back for a second, and then they both kiss, more passionately this time as U2's With or Without You plays in the background.)

"Friends", season 3, episode 15

Ross: Chandler, have you ever put on a black cocktail dress and asked me up to your hotel room?

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Phoebe: Because at that time you see, I thought everything that rhymed was true. So I thought y’know that if I’d work with stocks, I’d have to live in a box, and only eat lox, and have a pet fox.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Monica: Fine! Don't be my friends! I'll buy new friends! Yeah, and then I'll pay for their plastic surgery so they'd look just like you!

"Friends", season 9, episode 18

Mrs. Geller: Oh, she just graduated, and she wants to be something in cooking, or food, or.... I don't know. Anyway, I told her you had a restaurant-

"Friends", season 1, episode 2

David: Right. But, see, the longer I waited, the more phenomenal the kiss had to be, and now we've reached a place where it's just gotta be one of those things where I just like... sweep everything off the table and throw you down on it. And, uh, I'm not really a, uh, sweeping sorta fella.

"Friends", season 1, episode 10

MONICA: Oh, gosh, this is so weird. I mean, his whole life was in this apartment, and now it's gone. You know, I think it would be nice if we just took a few moments, for Mr. Heckles. I mean, he was kind of a pain, he was, but, he was a person. You're all going to hell.

"Friends", season 2, episode 3

Chandler: Oh, what can happen? I mean, would you… (He gestures and spills some of his coffee.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 17

Monica: No, wait, please don’t go! I’ve got porn for you too!

"Friends", season 4, episode 13

Joey: Yeah, so, uh, so, uh, what's the deal with this father guy, I mean, if someone was havin' my baby somewhere, I'd wanna know about it, you know?

"Friends", season 1, episode 23

Mona: (laughs then stops) Oh you’re serious. Sure!

"Friends", season 8, episode 5

Monica: (looking at her hand) Y’know what shoes would look great with this ring? Diamond shoes! (Sees Chandler sitting on the bed.) You’re not getting dressed. (Chandler quietly folds over the comforter on the bed making a spot for her.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 1

Ross: You gotta be at least bi...

"Friends", season 9, episode 6

ROSS: Hey, you're a doctor of gums. That's the smallest body part you can major in. It's like day one, floss. Day two, here's your diploma.

"Friends", season 2, episode 10

Phoebe: It's nothing, it's just- Okay. I'm going through my mail, and I open up their monthly, you know, STATEMENT-

"Friends", season 1, episode 3

Chandler: Oh-aw my God! Now, I understand if you never want to sleep with me again, but that would be wrong. We're too good! We owe it, to sex!

"Friends", season 5, episode 4

Phoebe: Okay! (Runs that way and hears another whistle blast.) Hey! (Heads the other way and hears another blast.) What do I do?!! (She runs in the second direction and finds that the whistling is coming from inside a rack. She moves the dresses out of the way to find Rachel curled up in a fetal position frantically blowing on the whistle.) What are you doing? (Rachel doesn’t stop.) Did you find the dress? (Rachel won’t stop so Phoebe pinches her nose shut which causes her to spit the whistle out.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 17

RACHEL: Well it's not, honey I'm sorry, I guess I'm just nervous. I mean, it's you, ya know, it's us. I mean, we're crossing that line, sort of a big thing.

"Friends", season 2, episode 15

Monica: You know what I’d love to do? I would like to go to France and eat nothing but bread and cheese—Not even bread, just cheese. No, I want the bread. Yeah. Ah, and pastries… (Breathlessly) And pate. Oh, I’m really not high, it’s just I used to be fat.

"Friends", season 8, episode 16

Ross: Alright, I'm gonna go find them... (twitches a bit, looks down) I just need a... need a before I can... you know. (gestures standing up... they sit and wait for a while) Grandma... grandma... grandma... (he tries to concentrate...) Okay, I see you later.

"Friends", season 10, episode 1

Joey: (entering) That’s my line! (He walks up the aisle and to the rabbi) I can take it from here, thanks. (To all) Dearly beloved, I’m sorry I’m a little late. You may be confused by this now, (He’s still in costume) but you won’t be Memorial Day weekend 2002. Well, let’s get started before the groom takes off again. Huh? (Monica is shocked and looks around.) We are gathered here today, to join this man and this woman in the bonds of holy matrimony. I’ve known Monica and Chandler for a long time, and I can not imagine two people more perfect for each other. And now, as I’ve left my notes in my dressing room. We shall proceed to the vows. Monica?

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

MIKE: (looking at his watch) Eleven minutes.� (long pause)� And now twelve.� So, do you like the beer?

"Friends", season 9, episode 9

Monica: (entering) Hey guys! Do you wanna look at the song list for the wedding? (They ignore her.) Guys?

"Friends", season 7, episode 17

Ross: Okay, there are no stupid fights!! This isn’t about the room, this is about what the room…represents! And unfortunately, this room (Points to Rachel’s room) could destroy you!!

"Friends", season 6, episode 3

Chandler: And then you click it and, uh-oh, she's naked. And then, and then you click it again and she's dressed. She's a business woman, she's walking down the street, she's window shopping, and (clicks pen) whoa-whoa-whoa, sh-she's naked! (Rachel just stares at him.)

"Friends", season 3, episode 12

JOEY: These'll go great in my new place. You know, 'till I get real ones.

"Friends", season 2, episode 16

Emily: Don’t you point your pants at me! (She throws them on the floor.) We have no choice! Anywhere that’s half-decent would’ve be booked months ago, Ross don’t you understand? This is our wedding I’m talking about.

"Friends", season 4, episode 23

Mike: (not amused) Are you rehearsing for some really bad mafia movie?

"Friends", season 10, episode 12

Joey: Oh! Hey right! Not a problem. (He starts taking off his clothes.) I totally understand. You need to y’know make sure I don’t have any horrible scars or tattoos. Don’t you worry; I have nothing to hide. (He drops his pants and stands back up and looks down.) So there you go, that’s me. (We cut to a camera angle looking at the casting director and movie director through Joey’s legs.) One hundred percent natural! (Suddenly, there’s a thud as something falls off.) (Everyone is shocked.) I tell ya, that has never happened before.

"Friends", season 7, episode 19

Monica: What-what are you doing?

"Friends", season 5, episode 15

Ross: Okay, I’m going to start climb down you now.

"Friends", season 7, episode 12

Phoebe: Ok, somebody is on their way to ruin wedding okay. And I have to warn somebody, alright. So if you don’t give me that number then I’m going to come over there and kick your snooty ass all the way to New Glocken..shire.

"Friends", season 4, episode 23

Rachel: Okay. All right Dina, well let’s talk about the different areas of fashion that you could get involved in. Let’s see, there’s design, but you may need a whole other degree for that. Uh, there’s-there’s sales, which is great because you get to travel…

"Friends", season 8, episode 10

Emily: (with her coat on, she’s leaving with Ross) Thank you so much for this. It was really so thoughtful of you.

"Friends", season 4, episode 16

Ross: You what? Wh what were you doing seeing her boobies?

"Friends", season 1, episode 13

MR. GELLER: Honey. Honey, have you seen my Harmon Kilerbrew bat? Bob doesn't believe I have one.

"Friends", season 2, episode 16

Will: Sure! Monica, I can’t get over how great you look! You look stunning!

"Friends", season 8, episode 9

Chandler: Yeah, that’s like the most ugliest dress I’ve ever seen. Wh-why do you to return it?

"Friends", season 7, episode 17

Chandler: Alright, Janice, that's it! Janice... Janice... Hey, Janice, when I invited you to this party I didn't necessarily think that it meant that we-

"Friends", season 1, episode 10

Janice: Oh! Okay! (To Ross) You, Mister Right Place at the Right Time, call me! (Does her famous, or is that infamous, laugh and exits.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 12

Richard: Well I know I was an idiot! And I tried to forget you, I really did! Y’know after we had lunch last year I spent six months in Africa trying to get you out of my head!

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

Ross: Oh okay, lift it straight up over your head! Straight up over your head! You can do it! You can do it! (She gets it lifted up and they make the first turn.) Okay. You got it?

"Friends", season 5, episode 16

(they sit down and Roy plays "You Make Me Feel" by Sylvester on his boom box, and starts... With his back towards the girls, he starts waving his hands, then backs towards the girls slapping his butt, then swings it around, and makes thrusting pelvic movements in front of Phoebe. He dances around the tables in between all the girls, and gets back into the kitchen part of the room. He then tears off one of his sleeves and throws it towards Monica and Rachel, who fight over who gets it. He then tears off his other sleeve and moves it back and forth between his legs, getting closer to Phoebe.)

"Friends", season 10, episode 11

Rachel: Well, okay. Would-would you get me a Diet Coke?

"Friends", season 6, episode 22

Ross: Susan wanted a Chunky. We're having a baby, ok, a baby, you don't stop for Chunkys.

"Friends", season 1, episode 23

The Casting Director: (entering) Okay uh, we have narrowed it down to Raymond, Ben, Kyle, and Joey. The rest of you, thank you very much.

"Friends", season 5, episode 18

Mona: Uh, that’s okay. You can dance with her first.

"Friends", season 8, episode 1

Chandler: Hey-hey-hey Rachel, funny thing. Actually, the ah, end zone starts at that pole, so you’re five feet short, so we win!

"Friends", season 3, episode 9

David: Uh no, I have to go in a few hours. I have to be on the red-eye. Well listen, y’know, next time you’re in Minsk umm…

"Friends", season 7, episode 11

ROSS: God, that was, that was amazing, that was incredible. You guys, you guys kicked butt.

"Friends", season 2, episode 21

Chandler: Does South Oregon have a sports-team? (Joey strikes one from his list) There you go.

"Friends", season 7, episode 8

Chandler: You are totally and completely 100% forgiven.

"Friends", season 6, episode 17

Ross: Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh, by the by, did it uh, did it ever occur to you that, I don’t know, maybe they might be having a little too much fun?

"Friends", season 4, episode 18

Joey: All right, I'll give you this, Mr. Peanut is a better dresser. I mean he's got the monocle, he's got the top hat...

"Friends", season 1, episode 20

Chandler: Hm-hmm, I told you! (Looks at the clock) I can’t believe that I’ve only got two hours before I call in sick for work.

"Friends", season 7, episode 12

RACHEL: So uh, what are you guys doing for dinner tonight?

"Friends", season 2, episode 5

ROSS: Ok, Phoebe, this is it. In this briefcase I carry actual scientific facts. A briefcase of facts, if you will. Some of these fossils are over 200 million years old.

"Friends", season 2, episode 3

Joey: Somebody opened the door to the coffee house and a raccoon came running in, went straight for your muffin and I said "Hey don't eat that-that's Phoebe's" and he said.. <pause> He said.. "Joey you stink at lying." What am I going to do?

"Friends", season 9, episode 8

Joey: (to Erin) Okay, good to see you again.

"Friends", season 7, episode 7

Joey: (stomps on the footrest which pops Ross up into a sitting position) The trail from the woman you did it with to the woman you hope never finds out who did it! (slapping his hands with each word) You always have to think about the trail!

"Friends", season 3, episode 16

Joey: Come on Pheebs! I can’t take this anymore! Let-let me make it up to you. Huh? (Starts singing.) Ground control to Major Tom. Commencing countdown, engines on. Take your protein pills and put your helmet on!

"Friends", season 6, episode 1

BIG BULLY: Of course we're hitting faces, why wouldn't you hit faces?

"Friends", season 2, episode 21

Joey: Uh, if I may? Umm-umm look, Cliff, you told me a lot of personal stuff about you, right? And maybe-maybe it would if-if would help if-if you knew some personal stuff about her. Uh, she was married to a gay ice dancer. Uh, she gave birth to her brother’s triplets. Oh! Oh! Her-her twin sister used to do porn!

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

Girl: You’re a big scrud.

"Friends", season 3, episode 10

Rachel: Nothing! Phoebe kinda made a mistake. But y’know you do wear that sweater a lot, are you involved in some kind of dare?

"Friends", season 8, episode 2

Rachel: Jill this is not about me being jealous of you! This is about you being a brat! Wanting what you can’t have!

"Friends", season 6, episode 14

Monica: Oh, you really want to talk about getting people to like you huh, funny man? (Joey laughs but stops when Chandler turns to glare at him.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 9

Monica: (noticing Rachel crawling behind the couch) Rach? What are you doing?

"Friends", season 5, episode 19

Phoebe: No but, why does that have to be a bad thing. Just change what it means. Y'know? Go down there and prove your Mother wrong. Finish the job you were hired to do, and we’ll call that pulling a Monica.

"Friends", season 4, episode 3

Joey: All right, look, you got to help me out, ok? Look, I have the magic marker, I want you to fill in the skinny one soI don�t look stupid for my pictures.

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Joey/Drake: Yes, you do.Yes...you do. I'm the one who doesn't have a choice because I...because I can't stop loving you.

"Friends", season 9, episode 19

Rachel: What?! I didn't have a good time in Greece! Ross abandoned me! Okay, I couldn't get a plane out, so I had to stay in their honeymoon suite with people coming up to me all the time going, "Oh, Mrs. Geller, why are you crying?" I mean, it was sooo humiliating. I felt like such an idiot! I mean, it's all my fault! And you know why, because I make very bad decisions.

"Friends", season 5, episode 2

Charlie: There's an indoor pool, you can swim there! (Ross agrees)

"Friends", season 9, episode 23

Chandler: You roll another hard eight and we get married here tonight.

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Judge: You need to get out of my chambers.

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Phoebe: Oh, this is so exciting! You get your picture back up on the wall of fame! Eek!

"Friends", season 6, episode 22

Amy: You didn't want me to marry the old guy with the great apartment. Then, I tried to help your daughter to de-emphasize her flaws (frantically pointing at her nose) And suddenly I am the bad guy?

"Friends", season 10, episode 5

Ross: (Angry) I- I- I ca- I can't believe this. I mean, all I asked you to do was keep him in the apartment.

"Friends", season 1, episode 19

Bank Officer: Okay, Ms. Lambert handles all our closures. (to a beautiful woman) Would you come over here please?

"Friends", season 4, episode 4

Frank Jr.: You just don't know how hard it is, Phoebe. There's just so many of them. You know, two I can handle. Two's great. You just hold one in each hand, but what do I do when the third one runs at me with his bike helmet on. I've got no more hands to protect my area! There's three of them, Phoebe, three!

"Friends", season 10, episode 2

Joey: You’re right. You’re right. I-I’ll go tell her now before Ross finds out and I’ll be gentle. I can do that. I am a gentle person. Oh, by the way. Two people screwing in there (Points to the closet Chandler and Monica were in) if you want to check that out.

"Friends", season 9, episode 1

Chandler: You do know that Wham broke up?

"Friends", season 4, episode 19

Monica: Right. Umm, listen since we’re-we-re on that subject, umm, I just wanted to tell you that uh, well, I-I was going through a really hard time in London, what with my brother getting married and that guy thinking I was Ross’s mother…

"Friends", season 5, episode 1

Monica: Are we playing football or what? Come on you hairy-backed Marries.

"Friends", season 3, episode 9

Chandler: Ah, the "I'm sorry I rejected you" phone call. I'm not used to getting it from guys. (on the phone, getting up from the sofa) Hey, Steve.

"Friends", season 9, episode 18

Janice: A little birdie told me something about you wanting to rip your arm off and throw it at me.

"Friends", season 3, episode 1

Ross: I dunno, maybe it’s because you’re really sarcastic. Or maybe it’s cause you uh-

"Friends", season 6, episode 9

Ross: So honey, this morning was fun, huh? Me hopping in on you in the shower there.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

CHANDLER: I am here, on my knees, holding up these couch cushions as a symbol of my sorrow and regret, much like they did in biblical times. Though you may haveth anger now. . . [Joey returns to his room]

"Friends", season 2, episode 14

PHOEBE: I'm sorry, Monica, I'm really happy you got promoted, but cold cucumber mush for thirty-something bucks? No! Rachel just had that, that, that salad, and, and Joey with his like teeny pizza! It's just...

"Friends", season 2, episode 5

Ross: Yeah, yeah, I was watching. (The instructor just nods and walks away.) Umm, hey, a couple of questions though. Umm, about that-that-that last move where the woman tripped you and then pinned you to the floor, what-what-what-what would you do next?

"Friends", season 6, episode 17

Joey: Hey, did you get to the part where they’re trapped in the car and Cujo’s throwin’ himself at the windshield?

"Friends", season 8, episode 12

Joey: That’s right! I helped you guys out a lot in the start of your relationship. Huh? I helped you guys sneak around for like six months, and I looked like an idiot! And I was humiliated. And I only made 200 dollars!

"Friends", season 6, episode 11

Chandler: Well, I think it's great that you're going on a date, you know? I mean, it sounds healthy. I mean, you have needs. Embrace your womanhood!

"Friends", season 9, episode 14

Cailin: I’ll join you.

"Friends", season 3, episode 22

Phoebe: So, here you are. It seems like yesterday I was talking to you in that little petri dish. Everyone said labor was the hardest thing I'd ever have to do, but they were wrong this is. Oh, I had the most fun with you guys! I wish I could take you home and see you everyday. Okay, I'll settle for being your favorite Aunt. I know Alice's sister has a pool, but you lived in me. Okay, so we're cool. Yeah, we're gonna be great. Little high fives! (Imitates the high fives.) Ahh! Ahh! Ahh! (One of the babies begins to cry.) Well, if you're gonna cry. (She starts crying.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 3

Monica: Hey Rach, the adoption agency needs letters of recommendation and we were wondering if you would write one for us.

"Friends", season 10, episode 5