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Conan: Its a tradition here on Friends after every taping for me to hang out with you guys, (They all laugh) talk down the episode umm The point of this whole thing is what people see in America is: they see Friends, they love the show, it looks like a smooth running machine, but behind the scenes theres deceit, mistrust, and hate. And I thought, I thought wed actually take a look at uh, yknow some of these moments where you guys arethere are mistakes. You make mistakes.
Conan: For example, I dont have to memorize lines. You guys actually have to remember what to say and you probably forget from time to time. Yes?
Ross: Uh, oh-oh, umm no you didnt. I did.
Conan: You still get nervous everybody just before a show?
Courtney: Its amazing like all week long weve-weve been saying the same lines and then the audience is here and we will mess up, and if you mess up once, then youll get nervous because youllyou know youll probably mess up again.
Monica: (holding her hand in front of her face) When you were little you slept through-through the Grand Canyon.
Courtney: Okay. You know its gonna happen.
Monica: (the hands still there) When-when you were little you slept through the Grand Canyon. (She actually itches her nose this time.)
Monica: When you were little you slept through the Grand(Pointing again)Oh fffff .
Monica: Sorry, lets go back! Cause youve got more to say.
Lisa: I love you.
Courtney: I love you! (They hug.)
Conan: But there must be, there mustare a lot of moments over the years where youre just trying to do your job, something goes wrong.
Jennifer: Are you okay?
Jennifer: (to Lisa) Operation. You had a fun one.
Conan: You dont verbally mess up, but sometimes physically? You mess up.
Matt: I have had some clumsy moments I guess you can call em.
Conan: You could actually see him trying not to fall down.
Conan: Matthew, you have a reputation with the rest of the cast that sometimes you like to, you like to fool around a bit. I mean like if somethings naturally going wrong you like to get in there and juice it a little bit. True or false?
Monica: What are you doing?!
Joey: Youre still a tiny bit on fire there.
Richard: It was great seeing you the other night.
Monica: Well, it was good to see you too. Did you come down here to tell me that?
Richard: Noo! I came down here to tell you something else. I came here to tell you I still love you.
Chandler: What the fu(beep)ck are you doing?!
Conan: Now you guys work with animals a lot. You had to work early on with a monkey
Phoebe: Well at Monicas you can eat(Suddenly cracks up.)
Conan: And then it just builds on itself and theres no doing the scene after. I mean you probably wait and really get it together and do it.
Conan: (to Matt) You bastard.
David: I keep a straight face he-he delivers like this look, a reaction to you, or a certain take, I-II mean I find it so funny.
Joey: (cracking up) Nope, you lost me.
Joey: Okay, the next situation is for Rachel. The wedding is about to start you walk into the back room and you find Monica taking a nap with Ross. (Ross lies on the floor.) Ill be Monica. Go! (He jumps down and cuddles up with Ross.)
Conan: You uh, youve worked withThey always say a performer should never work with pets or children.
Ross: Its Ben and his Da-Da. Da-Da? Can you say Da-Da? Yknow, you might as well say it because I told your
Ross: Can you say Da-Da? See, Im gonna tell your mommies you said it anyway, so you might as well try
Matt: And then sometimes during the show yknow but youre like, the scenes going one way but youre just tempted to say something another time. Like, do you remember that one where Monicas baking cookies in our old apartment?
Matt: Yeah, shes trying to waft the smell across the hall to get us to come hang out in her new place, and were sitting there eating pizza and I think it was you (Points to Lisa) that said
Conan: But audiencesYou have a live studio audience and they must love that. They must love it when they see you guys playing.
Chandler: What are you guys doing?
Conan: So that you will intentionally do something thattheyll-theyll intentionally screw it up?
Conan: (to Courtney) You-youve worn a fat suit on the show. And, a lot of people love you in the fat suit. Do you like wearing the fat suit? Is it fun?
Conan: I-I heard some of you guys talking about this earlier, but sometimes theres just a word that someone has to say that youll get hung up on. And itll justthe way you say the word is funny to everybody else.
Matt: Sometimes the dialogue itself is just so funny and youllwell be rehearsing during the week and you justwhatever-whatever the joke is; its so funny we cant get through it in rehearsal and just
Jennifer: You just know.
Matt: You-you mentally make a flag on it and you say, "Okay show night, Im justIll never be able to get through this."
Monica: Are you saying that you dont want to get with this?
Chandler: You see, I dont say(Starts laughing.)
Conan: When you have to do physical business for a scene, I mean there must be; there must be a lot of funny moments when you have to physically do a task as part of a scene.
Conan: Youve done over 150 episodes, but your favorite moments that 80 years from now youll be thinking about?
David: Well thank you so much.
Jennifer: Thank you Conan!
Matthew: Well thank for coming here, its good to see you.
Phoebe: Thank you my babies. (Waves good-bye.)
Joey: Youre still a tiny bit on fire there!
Monica: I think you got it!
Matt: Ill do it again and again if you want.
Amy: You know what? When I moved in here I thought: This is gonna be so great. Just us sisters, back together again like when we were kids, except without that stupid Jill... Oh! Who has gotten fat by the way...
Rachel: You were with Kenny today, werent you?
Monica: Are you kidding me?! Is this; is this turning you on?
Joey: Yeah you got 5 years left!
Monica: Nononononono. Think who you're dealing with here. I mean, I'm not like you. I-I can't even stand in front of a tap class.
Ross: Yeah, not as much as you used to love to play uncooked batter eater.
Joey: (on tape) Okay, so say hi to my friend and tell him that you like the hat.
Rachel: Thank you. I yeah.
Chandler: Are there no conscious men in the city for you two?
Ross: O is for "oh, wow!" The V is for this very surprising turn of events, which I'm still fine with by the way. E is for how extremely normal I find it. That you two are together. And now one day you might get married and have children of your own.
Joey: Come on! Youre good with kids. Theyre just crazy on Halloween. Yknow, theyre all greedy and hopped up on sugar!
Ross: Thats all right, we-we dont need you. In fact, hey Im over it already.
MRS. GELLER: Jack. Could you come in here for a moment? NOW!
Chandler: Hey! (Joey doesn't look up, but gestures 'wait a minute' with his finger while he finishes reading the article. Chandler waits for Joey to finish.) I need you to set me up for a joke. Later, when Monica is around, I need you to ask me about fire trucks.
Rachel: Oh, this is great! I am gonna call him right now! (Jumps up.) Oh, thank you!
Ross: Thats correct! This is an audio question, what do you do when the baby makes this sound? (Makes a sound like someone is choking a cat.)
Rachel: She asked-asked you out again?
Phoebe: Okay but thats why you have to buy it, so it can fulfil its Christmas destiny, otherwise there gonna throw it into the chipper. Tell him, Joey
Ross: I would, but I bruise like a peach. Besides, y�you know, everything is gonna be fine. The baby�s sleeping.
Jill: You dont want him, but you dont want me to have him?
Phoebe: Okay. Okay, let's say I bought a really great pair of shoes. Do you know what I'd hear, with every step I took? 'Not-mine. Not-mine. Not-mine.' And even if I was happy, okay, and, and skipping- 'Not-not-mine, not-not-mine, not-not-mine, not-not-mine'...
Rachel: Well, what are you guys doing tomorrow night?
Phoebe: (To Rachel and Ross) Well, do you think I should propose?
Rachel: Im not telling you what to do! I am telling you what not to do!
Amy: Well, if I had told you, then it wouldn't have been surprise, now would it?
Joey: Hey-hey-hey, hey! You cant. Okay? Ever!
Rachel: Yes! I will! Absolutely! (She takes out his license and her license and holds them face to face with each other. She then proceeds to act like Dark Helmut in Spaceballs, and mimic a conversation between the two of them.) Hello, Rachel. Hi, Joshua. I left my wallet here on purpose. Really? Yes, I just wanted to see you again. Oh, Im glad. Rachel, Id like to say something to you. Yes? How you doin?
Joey: Oh no-no Rach, please, dont be sorry. Okay? Dont be sorry. (They hug again.) Yknow I was only kidding you.
Monica: Thats Phoebe! Where did you get that?
Phoebe: (interrupting) What are you doing?!! Why are you defending him?! Just get me another doctor! One who is not crazy and who is not Fonzie!
Ross: Then where the hell have you been?!
Joey: Oh-whoa-hey, dude, what are you doing?!
Ross: Yknow, youre right. Thank you.
Ross: Yeah! Good for you Joe!
Phoebe: Wh-wh-what are you doing?
Ross: Yeah see? And you are so excited about moving in together before, and you know what? You should be. It's a big deal!
Rachel: So umm, what time are you supposed to leave?
Dina: And youre my big brother! I mean, youre my favorite guy in the whole world. Im not even scared to tell mom and dad. I was scared of telling you.
Ross: Ugh, easy for you to say, you already know what your kids names are going to be.
Chandler: Hey. Do you want this scone? (Holds up his plate) It came for me but it would probably rather sleep with you!
Rachel: Uh Ross? You asked me that.
Rachel: Oh yknow what? Yknow what? Now that you know what you want you should go to Kleinmans and get it half off. This place is so overpriced.
Monica: Well what are you gonna do when he finds out he wasnt even asked?!
Phoebe: Why? Who’d you seen him with?
Monica: What is wrong with you?!!!
Monica: How she drove you crazy, picking on every little detail, like your hair... for example.
Monica: No you robot!!
Phoebe: Great, okay, what are you gonna change it to?
Chandler: Aww, I love you so
Ross: Huh, whats fish hooking... (Joey sticks his finger in Rosss mouth and pulls on his cheek, y'know like when you hook a fish.) (to Joey, sarcastic) Thanks man, that would have been really hard to describe. What is that taste?
Phoebe: Youre making one right now!
Monica: (entering, to Joey and Rachel) Hey, did you guys know, that your oven doesn't work?
Joey: Aww, you guys are so cute!
Joey: Oh no, not you too!
Monica: Boy, you are really not a morning person.
Joey: You do?
Phoebe: I dont accept this rule. When me make plans, I expect you to show up. Okay, I cant just be a way to kill time til you meet someone better! Yknow boyfriends and girlfriends come and go, but this (Motions that their friendship) is for life!
MONICA: [answers the door] Dr. Greene. Oh my God it's Rachel's dad. What're you doing here?
Ross: Uhm... Rachel and I hired a male nanny. (Joey makes a gesture and sound like "Can you believe that?")
Ross: Youre welcome. (Gently kicks her back.)
Ross: You take care Jill.
Chandler: How can I not be upset? Okay? I finally fall in love with this fantastic woman and it turns out that she wanted you first!
Tommy: Ooh, sorry little Mr. Chic-A-Dee, sorry you went doody in my hand! (starts to walk out and stops) (to Rachel) Well, I guess were not going out anymore. Whaa!!!
DR. BURKE: I didn't need to know that. I guess 21 years is a lot. I mean, hell, I'm a whole person who can drink older than you.
Chandler: Wait a minute, wait. Youre telling me this actress person is the only woman you ever wanted who didnt want you back?!
RACH: Yeah, but how much can you tell from a look?
Chandler: Okay, give me a second! (Pause) Did you clean up in here?
RICHARD: Uh, the guy was Lou Gehrig. Didn't you kinda see it coming?
Dr. Long: Twenty-one hours, youre a hero.
Ross: Im gonna call after you!
Monica: So you can like, bite, and pull peoples hair and stuff?
Monica: Okay, fine. Let's talk about snow. -- Do you think it's snowing in Tulsa, where my husband is having sex on a copying machine?
The Cigarette Smoking Guy: (No, not the Cigarette Smoking Man from The X-Files.) Well, maybe you and your baby should go to another strip club.
RACHEL: Would you let me talk. [flicks Monica on the forehead]
MONICA: Yeah, I'll be fine.� You know, maybe I'll stay here and practice the art of seduction.
Monica: Why dont you just stop doing stupid things? Then you wouldnt have to apologize.
Chandler: This teramisu is, is excellent. Did you make it Mary-Angela?
Rachel: Wow! How are you?!
Stage Director: No you answer it and take pledges.
Monica: Yes, but you are dead inside.
Woman: I'll see you tomorrow.
RACH: Thank you. OK. [dials] [to Michael] Machine. Just waiting for the beep.
Ross: 'Kay, wait a minute, are you sure she didn't say "When are you gonna grow up and realise I am your mom?"
Chandler: Yes! Ross, you have to stay!
Chandler: Yeah, you almost overreacted to something.
Rachel: You are asking me to be your wife!
Ross: I know. I know. But, can we please try it again? Huh? I mean, you were so close Phoebe!
Rachel: God, I am so glad you dont have a problem with this, because if you did, I wouldnt even consider applying.
Joey: Oh, you want something serious. Y'know what you should do, you should get her one of those um, barium enemas. Those are dead serious.
Phoebe: Hey, how are you guys doing?
Joey: That's okay Mike, I have forgiven you. And now we're friends again everything's great!
Ross: Or you can sit with him on the front porch and make sure no one steals the trash cans. He does that every week too.
Carol: You slept with another woman?
Monica: Youre his bitch.
Chandler: Thats what you should say.
ROSS: Uh, excuse me. Evolution is not for you to buy, Phoebe. Evolution is scientific fact, like, like, like the air we breathe, like gravity.
Ross: The head, the head. You gotta...
Phoebe: Hey, Joey, when you said the deal with Santa Clause, you meant?
Joey: There you go! That's the spirit I'm looking for! What can we do? Huh? All right who's first? Huh? Ross?
Joey: Yeah, yeah... Absolutely. I mean, just because something's difficult doesn't mean that you quit.