words in movies
Phoebe: (entering, hurridly) Hey, you guys! Look what I found! Look at this! (She hands Chandler a picture) Thats my Moms writing! Look.
Joey: That youre actually 50?
Monica: (watching a happy couple walk by, arm in arm) Would you look at them. Am I ever gonna find a boyfriend again? I gonna die an old maid.
Chandler: Youre not gonna die an old maid, maybe an old spinster cook.
Monica: You made a joke right? So I laughed.
Monica: Well, no. Youre Chandler. Y'know, Chandler! (hits him on the arm)
Monica: Oh, hey! Oh good, you brought food!
Ross: Yeah? What about ah, that bike messenger you hit?
Monica: Seriously, where did you get the hat?
Rachel: Ohh, thank you.
Rachel: Well excuse me, my fashion-impaired friends, I am here to tell you that hats are back.
Phoebe: (entering) Are you ah, Phoebe Abott?
Phoebe Sr: Youre Erwins daughter?!
Phoebe Sr: Oh gosh, Lily, yes. Of course I remember Lily. I... Then you must be?
Phoebe: (points to herself) Phoebe. (points to her) Phoebe. Phoebe, yeah. She named me after you I guess.
Phoebe Sr: Take it easy--if you want, theres cookies on the counter, or, or--sangria! (jumps up) I can make sangria!
Phoebe: (goes and gets some cookies) Well, so, umm, anyway umm, Ive been, Ive been looking for my Father, and umm, have you heard from him, or seen him?
Phoebe Sr: The three losers. Oh, poor Lily. (Phoebe notices a picture on the fridge, takes it, and puts it in her pocket.) Ohh, y'know I-I heard about what happened, that must have been just terrible for you, losing your mother that way.
Monica: What are you crazy?!
Joey: Come on! When you go away, you-you have to play, its like a law!
Monica: Aww, thank you.
Rachel: Come on, please?! Im boredddd! You let me do it once before.
Joey: Hey, you know what naked card game is never boring?
Monica: Ah no, the other Phoebe, the one you went to go see.
Monica: Well, why would she lie to you?
Phoebe: I dont know, but were having dinner tomorrow night, so I figured, shes gonna tell me then. Y'know maybe she just wanted to give him time to, buy me presents, I dont know! So, youre all bored?
Phoebe: All right, Im gonna close my eyes and point to someone, and you, whoever I point has to come up with something fun for us to do, and we have to do it.
Ross: Okay, (reading the card) Fonzy gives you two thumbs up, collect two cool points. Yeah.
Phoebe: Monica, if you get five cool points, you get to make somebody take off one item of clothing. It hasnt happened yet, but were all very excited.
Joey: Fine. Gang up on me! I got you all right where I want you.
Joey: Actually, y'know its kinda cold, so how about I keep my boxers on, and give you all a peek at the good stuff?
Monica: You painting his toenails?
Monica: Hes totally flirting with you too.
Bonnie: What are you guys doing?!
Chandler: So, you still dont think Im boyfriend material?
Chandler: I saw you checking me out during the game last night.
Monica: You didnt even take off your pants.
Chandler: Yeah, well, lucky for you.
Rachel: Well I assume the ah, happy couple isnt up yet. Did you guys hear them last night?
Bonnie: Hey, what happened to you?
Rachel: Y'know, I gotta tell ya, I just loved your look when you were bald.
Rachel: I mean you definitely should do that.
Bonnie: Yeah, thank you Rachel, you are soo cool.
Bonnie: You wanna touch it?
Ross: Okay. (He gently touches it.) You can feel all the bones in your skull.
Ross: I was having a little chat with ah, Bonnie, and ah, guess what, she-she happened to bring up y'know, who was behind the um, whole head shaving idea, and now, who was it? Oh, thats right, thats right, it was you!
Ross: She said you gave her the razor!
Bonnie: Okay, Ill see you in a bit.
Ross: You can see the moonlight bouncing off her head! What the hell were you thinking?!!
Ross: You dont know?! Rach, you balded my girlfriend!
Rachel: All right! Ross, do you think its easy for me to see you with somebody else?
Ross: Y'know, hey! Youre the one who ended it, remember?
Rachel: Yeah, because I was mad at you, not because I stopped loving you!
Ross: You still love me?
Ross: You still love me.
Ross: Noo, nnnnn. What does this mean? What do you, I mean do you wanna, get back together?
Rachel: Noo! Maybe! I, I dont know. Ross, I still cant forgive you for what you did, I cant, I just, but sometimes when Im with you I just, I feel so...
Chandler: (to Joey) Noo!! I dont care! Im not, Im not gonna playing one-on-one strip poker with you for practice!
Phoebe Sr: What are you doing here?!
Phoebe: Umm, okay, okay, look. I took this picture from your fridge. Okay, because I know that this is my Father. Yeah, this is Frank Buffay and you are standing right there next to him. Now, look I deserve to know where I came from. All right? So if you can help me find my Father then you should! Otherwise, youre just mean! (pause) So, just tell me the truth!
Phoebe Sr: But umm, youre right. I think that a person should know where they come from. Wh-which is why I ah, (pause) ahh, (pause) okay. Im your mother.
Phoebe Sr: Y'know I wanted to tell you yesterday, but I just, I kinda felt all floopy, and...
Joey: Im telling ya, you guys are totally getting back together!
Chandler: Okay, then you gotta back away, all right? You dont need that kindve hurt. Take it from a guy whos never had a long term relationship......
Bonnie: You guys, the waters great. You should really go in.
Joey: So let me get this straight. If you go with Bonnie tonight, youre doing the smart, healthy thing and moving on.
Joey: Right, and you go with Rachel, Bonnies free tonight?
Chandler: Okay! Okay! Let me try it again, youre gonna wanna date this next guy, I swear!
Chandler: Hi! Im Dorf! Youre date for the evening. (Monica walks away in disgust) Oh come on! Dorf on dating, thats good stuff!!
Phoebe: That's not how you really feel is it?
Monica: Look, you and I went to different high schools...
Joey: Aaron! You gotta let me go. The guys hammered!
Rachel: All right are you guys gonna come down?
Phoebe: It's ok that's how you feel.
Chandler: But honey you don't have to.
Paul: (jumping up) Elizabeth! Oh look, Elizabeths here! Who are you talking to?
Joey: I mean, she should be with someone like... Ross! You know what I mean, he uses all those big words too! Man, smart people are dull!
Monica: Yeah. Hey, that was nice of you guys to back off and let Joey get the girl for once.
Phoebe: What do you mean?
Monica: Janice, what umm, what are you doing here?
Phoebe: Which you just gave up really quickly.
Monica: What? I-I said you had a-
Phoebe: Oh yeah you were helpful! Yeah, no, thanks you.
Joey: Hey uh, where do you guys want this?
Amy: um... listen, I couldn't help but overhear... 'cause I was trying to... Listen, let me do this alright? I really wanna help you guys out, and plus Rachel's been so wonderful to me... (looks at hem pleadingly)
Mike: You wanna get married?
Ross: The guy who took Rachel to the prom? Why is he calling you?
Monica: Well sure! I'm just wearing sweats! (Looking at Chandler and slowly realizing what his point is.) But that's good that you're not in love with me, because you just want a girlfriend!
Phoebe: Are you gonna change yours?
Rachel: I thought this might happen today. Ross, I know the holidays can be rough. Yknow? And its probably really hard for you to be alone right now.
Chandler: What are you doin'?
Chandler: Bet she'd sleep with you now...
Ross: Well, well to sum up, were having fun, you look young.
Monica: I don't know it! I want to have a kid with you because I think you're going to be an amazing dad... at the fun parts and the hard parts.
Monica: Ok, you got it!
Monica: Really? If that's what you want...
Chandler: Sure, why dont you set it up. Ill just be over here, browsing through the personals.
Rachel: What are you doing?
Rachel: Are you okay? Youre not blinking.
Monica: You said you loved me! I can't believe this!
Monica: What are you doing?
Joey: Me too! Theres a game on Tuesday do you wanna go?
Kathy: Ohh, God, guys, check it out, you can see that girl's underwear!
Phoebe: You know, now you're more like, you know like, "Mr. Caring Boss," "Mr.", you know, "I'm one of you, Boss," "Mr., I wanna be your buddy, Boss Man Bing!"
Julie: I know, I probably shouldn't even tell you this, but I'm pretty much totally intimidated by you.
Rachel: Uh You didnt propose to me, Chandler didnt propose to me, but Joey did.
Joey: Oh, hi, I'm Joey. My stupid friends are buying this house. Who are you?
Monica: Okay if Mike were here what would the two of you be doing?
Phoebe: You can't have it.
Phoebe: So go fix it! Go find Chandler! He's probably up in your room! Tell him that you're sorry and that you love him.
Colleen: I'll go get him in a second. By the way, you should know we haven't told him he's adopted yet.
Rachel: (to Ross) Yeah, right. Look at you, youre practically giddy.
Ross: Chandler, you don't have a sister so you can't understand how much this bums me out.
Ross: Well, when you're subletting an apartment from your wife's cousin and then you get a divorce, sometimes the cousin suddenly wants his apartment back.
Joey: Phoebe, could you do me a favour? Could you try this on? I just wanna make sure it fits.
Ross: Gunther have you uh, have you seen Chandler?
Monica: (To Mike) What are you doing here?
Phoebe: Well, why did you make like a whole big thing out of y'know, everyone has to hang out in the big apartment?
Phoebe: Well, if you must know I have written 14 books. And as I am the only one who has read them, I can tell you that they all have been very well received.
Bob: Uh, Phoebe we've been getting complaints and uh, we're gonna move you to a less high-profile spot.
Phoebe: Thanks, you look good too.
Phoebe: Yeah! You bet roomy!
Phoebe: I've missed you too.
Joey: Oh-ho, you should get inside my head.
Chandler: Good idea. Where do you want to go to lunch?
Janice: I hate to be the one to say it, but honey you two (Her and Emma) are on your own.
Joey: Oh, hey, how about this one. Ah, its says so in the script! Y'know ah, I-I dont know why my character likes you either, I mean it says in the script here that youre a bitch.
Gavin: Pleased to meet you.
Rachel: (stopping him) Hey! You cant leave Joey! You agreed to buy that boat, all right?! That is a contract! And plus if you leave, my boss is gonna kill me!
Joey: Oh really? So, 33 and still single, would you say you have commitment issues?
Director: Listen Joey, we definitely want to see you for the callback on Saturday.
Joey: Ha-ha, very funnyLook! I dont know what to do! I really want you guys to get along. Just please come to the movie with us. I mean you owe me!
Rachel: You were gonna drink the fat.
Monica: You didn't hear the speech!
Rachel: Im so glad, Im so glad you shared. (Feeling his shoulder.) And Im glad that youre done. What do you say we umm (Nods in the direction of the bedroom.)
Chandler: There you go! Someone came!
Phoebe: Well, how-how-how is that possible? You barely know her!
Monica: So, did you know Ross well?
Phoebe: Yknow? Ooh, you can almost smell the opium.
Benjamin: I'm sorry. I just haven't seen her for so long! All these feelings are rushing back! I'm starting to realize how much I missed her, and I'm gonna need you to break up with her.
Chandler: Oh, that's The Wedding March. Does, does that freak you out?
Monica: You are married though.
Chandler: Wow! You look amazing!
Ross: Cause I know what youre trying to pull here. Okay? Its not gonna work.
Rachel: Ross, why do you hate our child?
ROSS: (whining) But you left.
Phoebe: Okay, I will. But right after you tell me who the hell you are.
The Fan: Wow! Wow, thanks a lot! I just wanna say, I think youre really talented.
Phoebe: Hey will you get me tickets too?
Joey: Well because you didn't give me advice! No! You gave me a pickup line! As soon as I told her I wanted to y'know, build a foundation and be friends first. I suddenly, through no fault of my own, became irresistible to her! (Pause) And her roommate!
Phoebe: I know, you mustve won like a contest or something!
Phoebe: You don't wanna win the lottery?
[Scene: A blackjack table, Joey is moving in to try and get his hand twin (who's dealing) to join him in his evil plot to rule the world! "Join me, and together we'll rule the universe as father and son!" (Sorry, I had a little Star Wars creep in thereOoh, I have a big spoiler for The Phantom Menace, Yoda lives at the end! Ha-ha, spoiled it! Now you don't have to see it!)]
Monica: I wanna wake up early and go get it for you!
Rachel: Well sure, if you say youre gonna take care of everything I have no reason to doubt you. Give me those forms! (Grabs them from him.) All right, now Im gonna do this my way and I dont want to hear a peep out of you!
Kim: Oh my God. He just gave you the coldest look I have ever seen. Its like he hates you. Then it is true.
Chandler: Okay, I've already taught you so much already, but whatever. See when you flirt with a guy you think, "I'm just flirting, no big deal." But the guy is thinking, "Finally! Somebody who wants to sleep with me!"
Nurse: (To Ross) Rossy, we're ready for you.
Joey: Oh ... (Starts to sing) Happy birth ... (sees Molly leaving) oh, see you later (runs after Molly)
Joey: (Still excited)By you!?
Joey: (excited)Did you get it?
Monica: Why? Cause otherwise youd go for it?
TERRY: You don't clean the cappuccino machine?
Chandler: No no no! Look, Carol, can I call you Carol? (Pause) Wh-why would I when your name is Elaine? Oh what a great picture of your son, strapping! (She glares at him.) Thats a picture of your daughter, isnt it, well shes lovely. I like a girl with a strong jaw. Ill call you from Tulsa. (Exits.)
Ross: You don't have to do that, I'll pay for myself. But just the fact that you want me to have fun with you guys - that's so sweet! Come here (they kiss and hug)
Monica: (runs over to Phoebe) You have got to go home!
Chandler: You mean there's more than one of us.
Director: You know what. I think this audition is over. (Joey looks disappointed, but understands.)
Kathy: You have really great hair.