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Phoebe: (entering, hurridly) Hey, you guys! Look what I found! Look at this! (She hands Chandler a picture) Thats my Moms writing! Look.
Joey: That youre actually 50?
Monica: (watching a happy couple walk by, arm in arm) Would you look at them. Am I ever gonna find a boyfriend again? I gonna die an old maid.
Chandler: Youre not gonna die an old maid, maybe an old spinster cook.
Monica: You made a joke right? So I laughed.
Monica: Well, no. Youre Chandler. Y'know, Chandler! (hits him on the arm)
Monica: Oh, hey! Oh good, you brought food!
Ross: Yeah? What about ah, that bike messenger you hit?
Monica: Seriously, where did you get the hat?
Rachel: Ohh, thank you.
Rachel: Well excuse me, my fashion-impaired friends, I am here to tell you that hats are back.
Phoebe: (entering) Are you ah, Phoebe Abott?
Phoebe Sr: Youre Erwins daughter?!
Phoebe Sr: Oh gosh, Lily, yes. Of course I remember Lily. I... Then you must be?
Phoebe: (points to herself) Phoebe. (points to her) Phoebe. Phoebe, yeah. She named me after you I guess.
Phoebe Sr: Take it easy--if you want, theres cookies on the counter, or, or--sangria! (jumps up) I can make sangria!
Phoebe: (goes and gets some cookies) Well, so, umm, anyway umm, Ive been, Ive been looking for my Father, and umm, have you heard from him, or seen him?
Phoebe Sr: The three losers. Oh, poor Lily. (Phoebe notices a picture on the fridge, takes it, and puts it in her pocket.) Ohh, y'know I-I heard about what happened, that must have been just terrible for you, losing your mother that way.
Monica: What are you crazy?!
Joey: Come on! When you go away, you-you have to play, its like a law!
Monica: Aww, thank you.
Rachel: Come on, please?! Im boredddd! You let me do it once before.
Joey: Hey, you know what naked card game is never boring?
Monica: Ah no, the other Phoebe, the one you went to go see.
Monica: Well, why would she lie to you?
Phoebe: I dont know, but were having dinner tomorrow night, so I figured, shes gonna tell me then. Y'know maybe she just wanted to give him time to, buy me presents, I dont know! So, youre all bored?
Phoebe: All right, Im gonna close my eyes and point to someone, and you, whoever I point has to come up with something fun for us to do, and we have to do it.
Ross: Okay, (reading the card) Fonzy gives you two thumbs up, collect two cool points. Yeah.
Phoebe: Monica, if you get five cool points, you get to make somebody take off one item of clothing. It hasnt happened yet, but were all very excited.
Joey: Fine. Gang up on me! I got you all right where I want you.
Joey: Actually, y'know its kinda cold, so how about I keep my boxers on, and give you all a peek at the good stuff?
Monica: You painting his toenails?
Monica: Hes totally flirting with you too.
Bonnie: What are you guys doing?!
Chandler: So, you still dont think Im boyfriend material?
Chandler: I saw you checking me out during the game last night.
Monica: You didnt even take off your pants.
Chandler: Yeah, well, lucky for you.
Rachel: Well I assume the ah, happy couple isnt up yet. Did you guys hear them last night?
Bonnie: Hey, what happened to you?
Rachel: Y'know, I gotta tell ya, I just loved your look when you were bald.
Rachel: I mean you definitely should do that.
Bonnie: Yeah, thank you Rachel, you are soo cool.
Bonnie: You wanna touch it?
Ross: Okay. (He gently touches it.) You can feel all the bones in your skull.
Ross: I was having a little chat with ah, Bonnie, and ah, guess what, she-she happened to bring up y'know, who was behind the um, whole head shaving idea, and now, who was it? Oh, thats right, thats right, it was you!
Ross: She said you gave her the razor!
Bonnie: Okay, Ill see you in a bit.
Ross: You can see the moonlight bouncing off her head! What the hell were you thinking?!!
Ross: You dont know?! Rach, you balded my girlfriend!
Rachel: All right! Ross, do you think its easy for me to see you with somebody else?
Ross: Y'know, hey! Youre the one who ended it, remember?
Rachel: Yeah, because I was mad at you, not because I stopped loving you!
Ross: You still love me?
Ross: You still love me.
Ross: Noo, nnnnn. What does this mean? What do you, I mean do you wanna, get back together?
Rachel: Noo! Maybe! I, I dont know. Ross, I still cant forgive you for what you did, I cant, I just, but sometimes when Im with you I just, I feel so...
Chandler: (to Joey) Noo!! I dont care! Im not, Im not gonna playing one-on-one strip poker with you for practice!
Phoebe Sr: What are you doing here?!
Phoebe: Umm, okay, okay, look. I took this picture from your fridge. Okay, because I know that this is my Father. Yeah, this is Frank Buffay and you are standing right there next to him. Now, look I deserve to know where I came from. All right? So if you can help me find my Father then you should! Otherwise, youre just mean! (pause) So, just tell me the truth!
Phoebe Sr: But umm, youre right. I think that a person should know where they come from. Wh-which is why I ah, (pause) ahh, (pause) okay. Im your mother.
Phoebe Sr: Y'know I wanted to tell you yesterday, but I just, I kinda felt all floopy, and...
Joey: Im telling ya, you guys are totally getting back together!
Chandler: Okay, then you gotta back away, all right? You dont need that kindve hurt. Take it from a guy whos never had a long term relationship......
Bonnie: You guys, the waters great. You should really go in.
Joey: So let me get this straight. If you go with Bonnie tonight, youre doing the smart, healthy thing and moving on.
Joey: Right, and you go with Rachel, Bonnies free tonight?
Chandler: Okay! Okay! Let me try it again, youre gonna wanna date this next guy, I swear!
Chandler: Hi! Im Dorf! Youre date for the evening. (Monica walks away in disgust) Oh come on! Dorf on dating, thats good stuff!!
Monica: Chandler, why are you doing this?
Rachel: Well yknow, I dont want you to be cold.
Monica: What do you think youre doing?
Joey: Yeah, I figure they'll love it at the new house, you know? It has that big backyard. And then, when they get old, they can go to that special farm that Chandler took the other chick and duck to.
Chandler: (To Monica) You told her?!
Monica: You did it! You got ordained?!
Chandler: You like Rachel?!
Rachel: No, I was waiting for you!
Jennifer: (to Lisa) Operation. You had a fun one.
Joey: (thinking) I love you.
Chandler: Youre not?
Chandler: Ill Ill get you later!
JOEY: Becasue at first he thought it was Joseph. But after he asked Joseph about it, turns out it was you. Anyway, I just thought you should know.
Monica: Here you go.
Rachel: What?! Why? Joey you were so ready for it!
RACH: Cats, how long do they live figuring you don't... y'know, throw 'em under a bus or something?
Phoebe: Oh are you and Chandler
Joey: You got pregnant for funny?! Dina if hes funny laugh! All right, Ill be back in a little while! You stay here!
Joey: Oh, I love you too.
Monica: Okay, this is the den. All right, check this out. Lights! (the lights turn on automatically, but are very bright) Whoa! All right. Less lights! Bad lights! Lights go away! (they dim) Oh, see you just need to find the right command.
Monica: (opening the door) What are you doing?
Phoebe: (entering) Hello Chandler, lovely day huh? (To Monica) You!
Rachel: I cannot believe you.
Monica: I pick you, Phoebe.
Kim: You expect me to believe..(Doors open, Ralph steps in.) Hi Ralph.
GIRL 2: You guys live around here too?
Phoebe: Well, it was an accident...You know, it's a lot of oil and sometimes the hand just slips!
Rachel: Thats right! You do what the hand says!
Monica: Your mother told you this?
Monica: Nice! Wow Phoebe you are good!
Phoebe: Whoa-whoa-whoa! No drinks near the bucket! Set it down over there and then you can make a contribution! (The guy starts to walk away with a hurt look on his face.) And you can leave the hurt bunny look over there too! (Her boss and a co-worker walk up.) Hi Bob! (The same old lady from before walks bye.) (To the old lady.) I thought I told you to get outta here!
Joey: Whoa-whoa-whoa! Youre not gonna use the pay phone to call work, are ya?
Monica: Ok, trying to turn me on by making a mess? Know your audience! Besides, tomorrow we're doing those fertility tests and until then you need to keep your tadpoles in the tank.
RACHEL: Oh honey, I'm so proud of you, Min.
Joey: Whoa, Monica runs a pretty tight ship over here. What are you doing?
Joey: Yeah. Yeah, that thats exactly it. Youre right. Yeah.
Joey: You sure?!
Joey: Yeah, why dont you move in with me? Itll be great! We could stay up late, watch movies, and you know about Naked Thursdays right?
Joey: Hey. Can, uh, can we help you?
Rachel: Oh you went to the movies by yourself?
CHANDLER: Yes, Janice. Why is that so difficult for you to comprehend?
Chandler: Eight and a half hours of aptitude tests, intelligence tests, personality tests... and what do I learn? (he taps the results and reads them) "You are ideally suited for a career in data processing for a large multinational corporation."
Phoebe: Well speaking of chiming in, remember the time you burned down my apartment?
Joey: Thank you. Cha-ching! (Chandler starts to leave) Oh, well hello Mr. Lincoln. Better luck next time buddy. (Chandler leaves and closes the door) And the drinks are on me!
Joey: "When can you move in?"
Joey: Thank you! Alright, let me see how I'm gonna start... "Dear baby adoption decider people..."
Monica: Are you sure?
JOEY: Hey, you guys are still gonna come visit me, right?
Phoebe: Well you obviously didnt see Chucky 3.
Rachel: Honey, y'know I just gotta tell you, I think this is such a terrific thing you're having these babies for Frank and Alice.
Joey: Yeah, what were you trying to get her to do?!
Joey: All right now, so? What do you think?
Amy: Do you have a hair straightener?
Joey: No, Rach, I shouldve told you sooner. Its just that Man! That kid is going to town! (Joey makes his awkward exit.)
Chandler: Are you okay?
Monica: Wow, do you mean like kiss him-kiss him?
Joey: Are you kidding me? Im great! Yeah, Im uh; Im better than great. I am good. And now that shes gone, I can uh, I can do all this stuff around here that I couldnt do before. Yknow? Like umm, I can walk around naked again. Yknow? I can uh, I can watch porn in the living room. Right? This is uh, this is good for me. Yknow? I like being on my own, Im uh, better off this way. Im uh, a lone wolf. Yknow? A loner. Alone. All alone. Forever. Whats a wolf got to do to get a huh around here?! (Chandler rushes over and hugs him.)
Ross: Y'know if we ever go to war and youre captured, youre in for a big surprise.
Phoebe: You want it there? You take it there baby!
Phoebe: Oh, you, too.
Monica: This place is really my Grandmothers. (Joey starts to take off all of his clothes, while Monica gets the glasses and pours the lemonade.) I got it from her when she moved to Florida, otherwise I could never afford a place like this. So if the landlord ever asks, Im 87 year old woman, whos afraid of her VCR. So are you thirsty?
Gunther: (to Joey) You want anything?
Phoebe: Do you like car games?
Chandler: I stayed home from work today while you were at rehearsal so somebody could be here with our chick!
Ross: (To Phoebe) Ugh, can you believe that guy!
Ross: You dont want my opinion?
Joanna: Oh God, we just clicked! Yknow how people just click? Like he came by to pick me up, and I opened the door, and it was just like, click! Did he tell you?
Rachel: Hey! Wait a minute! That was different! I did those things because I was in love with you!
Joey: (entering) Ross! Get a shot of this. (He's carrying an issue of the USA Today and hands Ross the camera.) Hey babies! These are the headlines on the day you were born! Okay, now girl baby turn away and boy babies (Throws the paper away to reveal a copy of Playpen, which is the TV version of Playboy Magazine.) Check it out, huh?! This is what naked women looked like the month you were born. All right, now let's dive right into the good stuff. (Joey opens the magazine and Ross sticks the camera in it.)
MONICA: With that moustache doesn't Chandler remind you of Aunt Sylvia?
Mrs. Geller: No-no-no, that was all true. This was just in case you pulled a Monica.
Chandler: I think I do! (They all laugh.) Thank you, Monica.
Chandler: You dont know. You didnt see it.
Monica: I need more swordfish. (to one of the assistant chefs) Can you get me some more swordfish?
Mona: I brought you back a present.
Ross: I do too! I missed you!
Guy: Im sorry, its just that youre so incredibly beautiful.
Joey: You should see the treatment I get when Im with that car! People are friendly; they-they wanna talk, and not just about the car! One guy gave me advice about my equity investments.
Ross: Hey Joe, while youre over there how about another beer for the Ross-A-Tron?
Rachel: Oh Amy, you remember Ross.
Amy: Not really. But you are much cuter then that geeky guy she used to date.
Ross: (coming out of the bathroom) Won't you dance around with me.
Chandler: You built a fort didn't ya?
Ross: Well, Im, uh, going to pick up Mona. What have you got going tonight?
Phoebe: I'm sorry you guys but, you know, Mike's got his brother and his friends from school so... you know, you were-you were... if it helps you, you were next in line, you just-you just missed the cut.
Ross: (opening the door to see Mona standing there) Mona? What arehi! What are you doing here? Im, um, supposed to pick you up!
Rachel: (she enters wearing a bath-robe) Hey... Hi you guys! Listen, you know what? I'm not feeling really well. I think I can't get out for the play.
Phoebe: (To Rachel) Okay, you have to switch with me! Monica is driving me crazy!
Chandler: (walking casually away) Love you.
Chandler: Hey! Im sorry! That(sees that Joey is about to leave) where are you going?
Joey: Pheebs, you gotta stop this, I working on commission here.
JOEY: So, assistant to the director. That's a really exciting job, I mean, you must have a ton of cool responsibilities.
Erica: You're kidding me? I mean, it's enough that you are a doctor. But on top of it, you're married to a reverend?
Rachel: Why? You saw it? Is it scary?
Chandler: Hey! Did you find the cameras?
Phoebe: Okay, dont panic. Im gonna go to the store, Im gonna get you another set of nails, no ones gonna know, and youre gonna look great. (She runs over to get her coat.) Oh! Oh, its cause theyre gonna eatthats the problem.
Monica: I know! I know, Im so sorry for you!
Ross: Hey, hey, its me. Why cant you tell me?
Man with a bow tie: Jarvis Oberblau, Cornell. (sighs) I mean, the ideas you put forth and, and from someone... so... young... and... (sighs again and smiles at Ross blissfully).
Phoebe: Ohh, you guys, remember that cute client I told you about? I bit him.