words in movies
Ross: Come on, I think this is a good thing. I dont think Mom wouldve hired you if she didnt think you were good at what you do.
Monica: You dont have to stick up for her. She cant here you.
Rachel: (entering) Hey! Umm, do you guys have any juice?
Rachel: (laughs) You ah, you didnt say Yes to that did you?
Rachel: I dont understand! Last time you went out with her you said she was a big, dull dud.
Rachel: Well, last time I almost got fired. You must end it, you must end it now!
Rachel: Chandler!! (He turns around quickly) Promise me, you will end it.
Rachel: Thank you.
Chandler: I hope you know what Im giving up for ya, because shes not just the boss in your office, if you know what I mean.
Monica: Let me ask you a question.
Monica: Why did you hire me?
Mrs. Geller: Oh, well Richard raved about the food at his party, of course you were sleeping with him. Then I heard the food at that lesbian wedding was very nice, I assume you werent sleeping with anybody there. Though, at least that would be something. (Leaves)
Monica: (to Phoebe) Oh my God! Did you hear that? She hired me because she thinks Im good.
Phoebe: Wow! And hey, its cool if youre a lesbian! (Gives her a thumbs up)
The Salesman: (Entering before Joey can say anything) Good afternoon, are you the decision maker of the house?
The Salesman: Do you ah, currently own a set of encyclopedias?
The Salesman: Actually, Im not buying. Im selling. Let me ask you one question. Do your friends ever have a conversation and you just nod along even though youre not really sure what theyre talking about?
Ross: Im telling you its totally unconstituional.
The Salesman: (Interrupting the flashback) Excuse me, Im sorry, you havent said anything for about two and a half minutes, are you at all interested?
Phoebe: Oh, no, I meant that its weird that you only have nine now.
Phoebe: Okay, dont panic. Im gonna go to the store, Im gonna get you another set of nails, no ones gonna know, and youre gonna look great. (She runs over to get her coat.) Oh! Oh, its cause theyre gonna eatthats the problem.
Monica: Then why are you laughing?
Monica: What? You bet Id lose a nail?
Monica: You bet that Id screw up?! So all that stuff about hiring me because I was good was
Mrs. Geller: No-no-no, that was all true. This was just in case you pulled a Monica.
Monica: You promised Dr. Weinburg, youd never use that phrase.
Mrs. Geller: Oh honey, come on, have a sense of humour, youve never been able to laugh at yourself.
Monica: (interrupting) No! You have lasagnas! (Storms out and an awkward silence follows.)
Joanna: (answering the phone) Yes. (listens) Uh, cant you wait until tomorrow? (listens) All right. (hangs up) Unbelievable!!
Joanna: What are you doing?
Joanna: Wait. I wanna show you something.
Chandler: Ah-ha, youre not the boss of me. (She kisses him) Yeah, you are! (She handcuffs him to the chair) Ooh, saucy.
Chandler: You are, youre gonna leave me like this?
Joanna: Knowing youre here, waiting for me I think its kinda exciting.
Chandler: Okay. But if you dont come back soon, (She leaves and closes the door) theres pretty much nothing I can do about it!
Sophie: Hi! I brought you back a macaroon!
Rachel: Okay, swear you wont tell, but when Mark left he gave me a key to Joannas office. Do you wanna see the list?
Chandler: Hi! (to Sophie) How are you?
Chandler: Look, this isnt funny! You get back here right now!
Chandler: (in a serious, businesslike tone) Rachel, could I see you for a moment?
Chandler: Okay, heres the situation. The keys to the cuffs are on the back of the door. Could you be a doll and grab them and scoot on over and unlock me? And on a totally different subject, that is a lovely pantsuit.
Rachel: You promised you would break up with her!
Rachel: And the fact that you were jeopardising my career never entered your mind?!
Rachel: Y'know what Chandler, you got yourself into those cuffs, you get yourself out of them.
Chandler: No-no-no-no-no-no-no!! I cant get myself right out of them! You must have me confused with the Amazing Chandler!! Come on, you have to unlock me, she could be gone for hours, and Im cold, and (Stops and looks up the skirt on a statue behind Joannas desk.)
Rachel: Oh, Chandler!! All right, this is it! (Grabs the key) You never see Joanna again!
Rachel: You never come into this office again!
Rachel: You give me back my Walkman!
Rachel: Well, then I lost it. You buy me one!
Chandler: You got it! Here we go! Come on! This is great! (Rachel goes over and unlocks the handcuffs) Ahhh! (He starts rubbing his wrist)
Rachel: Wait a minute! What are you gonna tell Joanna?
Rachel: When she sees that youre gone, shes gonna know that I let you out, and that I was in here, and Im gonna get fired!
Rachel: No, theres nothing to make up, shes gonna know that I have a key to her office, Ive got to get you locked up back the way you were! (She tries to drag him over to the chair, but Chandler stops her.)
The Salesman: So, heres somebody interesting, Joey. What do you know about Van Gogh?
Joey: Wow! Thats pretty nice. I thought he cut off his ear cause he sucked. What else you got in there?
The Salesman: Actually its, Vatican City. Now ahh, what do you know about vulcanised rubber?
The Salesman: (laughs) You need these books.
Phoebe: This used to be your room? (She nods Yes) Wow! You mustve been in really good shape as a kid.
Phoebe: Well, who cares what your Mom thinks? So you pulled a Monica.
Phoebe: No but, why does that have to be a bad thing. Just change what it means. Y'know? Go down there and prove your Mother wrong. Finish the job you were hired to do, and well call that pulling a Monica.
Rachel: Chandler! Chandler, please, I have to get you locked up back the way you were, I am sooo gonna lose my job, shes very private about her office. Now I know why.
Chandler: Hey, look, youre in trouble either way! Okay? If she comes back and sees me locked to this instead of the chair, shes gonna know you were in here. So you might as well just let me go.
Chandler: Freedom! I want my freedom! Why wont you here me?! (Opens the door) Sophie, help me! Help me!! (Sophie stands up)
Rachel: No! God, would you just calm down!
Chandler: Im gonna say this for the last time. Would you please just (He moves his arm which opens the drawer and hits in the back of the head, which proves his point.)
The Salesman: So, what do you say, Joey? You get the whole set of encyclopedias for twelve hundred dollars, which works out to just 50 bucks a book!
Joey: Twelve hundred dollars? You think I have $1200? Im home in the middle of the day, and I got patio furniture in my living room. I guess theres a few things you dont get from book learnin.
The Salesman: Well ah, what can you swing?
The Salesman: You dont have, anything?
Joey: You wanna see what I got? (He gets up to empty out his pockets) Okay? Ive got a baby Tootsie Roll, a movie stub, keys, a Kleenex, a rock, and an army man. Hey!
The Salesman: For 50 bucks, you can get one book! What will it be? A? B? C?
Rachel: I ah Oh! Ill squeeze you fresh orange juice every morning!
Chandler: You dont have it.
Rachel: I can make you a legend. I can make you this generations Milton Berle.
Rachel: Ohh, not compared to you. (Chandler nods in agreement)
Monica: And you?
Monica: So if everyone liked it, and you liked it, that would make this a success. Which would make you
Mrs. Geller: Yes, well I was wrong, and I have to say you really impressed me today.
Phoebe: Umm, you might even say that she pulled a Monica. (They both look at her) (to Monica) She doesnt know we switched it. (Monica nods her head No.)
Mrs. Geller: And the next time you cater for me, there will be nothing but ice in the freezer. (She starts to bite her nails)
Chandler: (to Rachel) I love you. (Kisses her on the forehead)
Rachel: So did you break up with Joanna?
Joey: Well, its good thing you got out when you did, before she blew up like that Vesuvius.
Monica: Why are you talking about volcanoes all of the sudden?
Joey: Well, we can talk about something else. What do you want to talk about? Vivisection? The Vasdeferens? The Vietnam War?
Joanna: Rachel, could you come in here for a moment, please?
Joanna: I seem to have had a slight office mishap. Could you please get the key off the back of the door for me.
Joanna: You tell your friend Chandler that were definately broken up this time.
Joey/Drake: Can you really live the rest of your life never knowing what we could have been?
Joey and Monica: Are you all right?
Monica: I think youre done.
Ross: Look, G. I. Joe's in, Barbi's out. And if you guys can't deal with it, that's your 'too bad.'
Rachel: Do you have anything that would... get us out of them?
Ross: Okay, good-good for you.
Rachel: You like me?
Phoebe: Yeah, I know, it's gonna be even worse for you... God... Ross, get ready to do some serious crying.
Monica: Phoebe, you do seem a little tense. Here, let me help you.
Chandler: So youre never actually going to pay me back?
Joey: Ah-ah-ah! Were doing this! Okay, now you got me my first set of head shots. Right, how much were those?
Ross: What do you mean?
Joey: Hey! Youre here! Great! Great! Great! Lets get going buddy, weve got a scene to shoot!
Chandler: Well, its good that you finally have a place to do that.
Ross: You think?
Joey: It was, yeah. I kind of don't want it to end. Hey, you wanna come in for a drink and a bite of corsage?
Phoebe: Okay, great so do you want to do it together?
CAROL and SUSAN: We love you. Buy.
Tim: Hi, nice to meet you.
Ross: Hey, youre right.
Phoebe: Im telling you hes dead. What we are about to have here is a dead fat guy on a stick.
ROSS: So you wanna watch uh, Entertainment Tonight?
Chandler: Thats the magic story you use when you wanna have sex!
Ross: So, I uhm... kinda need to talk to you about Charlie.
Emily: Oh, no-no, yknow I absolutely adore Rachel its just that, well it might be a awkward for you. But its absolutely your decision. (Gets up.) More tea?
Rachel: Hey! Out of all of us, who do you think is gonna get married next?
Monica: You know, I would give her up, for you.
Joey: Listen, I know the invitation says 6:00, but does that mean that you want people to get there at six, or the show is gonna start right at six?
Joey: (hangs up the phone) Wow! Well, my folks really liked it! So what-what did you guys think? (Phoebe smiles, walks up to him, and presses her breasts against him.) It wasnt that good.
Chandler: Everybody at my school heard it! You were the hermaphrodite cheerleader from Long Island?!
RICHARD: Actually, if it's possible, I love you more.
Monica: You look great too.
Ross: Was there anything you did wrong with Emma?
Monica: Of course! Joey wouldnt let you have one?
Phoebe: Well tell that to them. Oh! You cant, their dead.
Monica: Do you love her?
Chandler: Hey, you know what you can do? I remember reading about this director, I think it was Orson Wells, who at the beginning of the movie would hire somebody, just so he could fire them in front of everybody. Then they would all know, whos boss.
Chandler: But are you sure you can do this?
MONICA: I'm just easing you in.
Monica: You love her!
Chandler: (entering, carrying the chick and duck) Hey! Can you take a duck and a chick to the theatre?
Phoebe: What do you know?!
Phoebe: Im so glad you could make it.
Joey: (to Chandler and Monica) Well, what is going on with you two?
Phoebe: No, I can't talk to you! I don't have a fancy ad in the Yellow Pages!
Monica: Were going to Las Vegas to see your dad. Its time you two talked, and I want to get to know my father-in-law.
Joey: You bet! Whats the part?
Chandler: Janice, I have something I need to tell you, and I want you to let me get through it, because its, its, its not gonna be easy.
MONICA: Upstairs in the bathroom right before you felt up mom.
Pete: I know Im no John Bon Jovi, (Monica laughs) or someone who find attractive, Im just, I think, y'know, that you might end up feeling differently.
Joey: Are you kidding? I love that guy! (Starts singing) Mornings here! Morning is here
Joey: This sucks man! The last night youre here and I lose the two most important things in my life, the foosball table and $500.
Ross: Okay here, have one of these peppers. Oh ha Oh God! So so hot! (Rubs his eyes.) Oh my(Laughs.) By the way, you dont want to touch the pepper and then touch your eye.
Ross: Thats, thats, thats a big candy bar. (Shes holding one of those huge Toblerone bars.) I had the most amazing time with you.
Jason: You have?
ROSS: Then you should have said something before I met her.
Ross: Thank you.
Ross: You still love me.
Monica: You know!
Rachel: Honey, maybe we should take you to a doctor.
Monica: (Entering) What are you guys doing here?
Ross: No! Do you know what your odds are of winning the lottery? I...I mean you have a better chance of being struck by lightning 42 times.
MONICA: I can't believe this, just like 2 weeks ago I was watching Sudden Death, now I'm on a date with Jean-Claude Van Damme. Can you beat up that guy? [he nods] Can you beat up that guy?
Monica: Oh, just some pictures I made and hung up. I thought theyd brighten up the place. They do dont you think?
Phoebe: I was preparing you for mydidnt you think I was dead? Did that not come off?
Monica: Are you sure?
Rachel: They sent me home from work. They were like, "Start your maternity leave now! Just rest, get ready for the baby." Well yknow what? Screw em! If they dont want me there, Ill just hang out with you guys.
Sarah: (laughing) No. If I can't have your clams, you can't have my dessert. This is a two way street.
Bonnie: Hey, what happened to you?
Chandler: No. We were in the middle of sex and you fell asleep.
Joey: Uh, I think she's still asleep. Hey, hey, how did it go with you guys last night? She seemed pretty pissed at you.
INTERVIEWER: You sure they haven't gone bad? You're sure they're not very, very bad?
Phoebe: Wait, wait, why were you at the courthouse?
Joey: Hey you guys, this is my agent, Estelle.
Chandler: Are you judging them by their covers? Because youre really not supposed to do that.
RACHEL: You want me to see a therapist?
Chandler: (to Joey) Noo!! I dont care! Im not, Im not gonna playing one-on-one strip poker with you for practice!
Rachel: Alright, I can�t, I can�t wait that long. You have to do something�knock that door down!
STEPHANIE: Thank you. I'd like to start with a song that I wrote for the first man I ever loved. (singing) Zachary.
Ross: Do you realise we almost made it ten years without that coming up?
Chandler: Yeah, Im sorry man. (Pause) You wanna go watch?
Joey: Hey OK great, what would you do if I did this? (Swings to punch Chandler, he moves and he ends up punching Ross, knocking him off the stool. Ross then gets up and just stares at Joey.)
Ross: You do Pheebs?
Phoebe: Oh, I can't believe you! You've been so good, for three years!
Estelle: The one I told you about last week?
Chandler: Well, youre welcome. And tell them were really glad theyre coming.
Ross: (pulls his hand away) Okay! Okay. (To his parents) Look, I, uh- I realise you guys have been wondering what exactly happened between Carol and me, and, so, well, here's the deal. Carol's a lesbian. She's living with a woman named Susan. She's pregnant with my child, and she and Susan are going to raise the baby.
Rachel: Oh my God... What.. What are you guys doing here?
Ross: Ohh! Thank you.
JOEY: [opens the drapes] Hey, Ross! What are you doin'?
Joey: I think youre right.
Chandler: You know, I may be way out on a limb here, but do you, do you, have a problem with Janice?
Joey: (Snatches the phone) Hey Ma. Listen, I made the appointment with Dr. Bazida, and... Excuse me? (To his dad) Did you know this isn't Ma?
CHANDLER: You'll see, you guys are all gonna go off and get married, and I'm gonna end up alone. Will you promise me something? When you're married, will you invite me over for holidays?
Ross: Okay, but do you really need another friend? I mean...
Joey: Come on you guys, we want you to know we're (His eye widen even more) very very sorry. (Monica and Chandler are now covering their eyes with their hands) (then to the others in the hall) Right guys?
Chandler: Are you kidding? Okay, Ill give you a hint; Ill give you a hint. (Points to his glasses.)
Monica: Can you believe he just offered me a restaurant?
FBOB: Thanks. You wanna hear something funny?
RACH: Are you over me?