words in movies
Ross: Hey! So what's the big news you had us rush all the way over here for?
Joey: How long do you have to go for?
Rachel: (To Monica) Do you have to go?
Joey: Wait a minute, you can't go to Tulsa. Maybe you forgot, but we've got tickets to the Jets game next week.
Ross: You can't go, I mean you're the glue that holds this group together!
Ross: Not you.
Joey: I can't believe you guys are moving.
Joey: Here you are (Hands Rachel a cup of coffee)
Rachel: Thank you Joey. You know what? I'm not even sure I can have caffeine.
Ross: Rach, you don't have to call whenever you have a little question, okay? Trust me, I know this.
Rachel: All right, I trust you. (Continues to dial)
Ross: Rachel, I can see you dialing! I don't understand why...
Phoebe: Look at you all grown up.
Joey: Actually, you know what? I am. That whole thing with Rachel made me realize that maybe I'm ready for a more serious relationship. You know? Like I'd like to meet a nice mature commitment-minded lady. And looks aren't as important as...Nah, she's gotta be hot.
Phoebe: You know, I might know somebody. Hey, how about you set me up with someone, and we double date!
Phoebe: Let's see! (Opens her address book.) Oh, you know who's great? Sandy Poophack.
Monica: You got out of the whole Tulsa thing?
Chandler: Okay, I have news. You don't have to move to Tulsa. You can stay here and keep your job.
Chandler. Well my boss and I worked out a deal where I only have to be in Tulsa four days a week, so the other three I can be here with you.
Chandler: I'm sorry, are you just used to saying that?
Monica: No. I can't be away from you for that long.
Monica: Yeah, you're my husband. I'm not gonna live in a different state than you for 208 days out of the year.
Chandler: That's fast math! We could use you in Tulsa.
Monica: Honey, thanks for trying to figure out a way, but if you're going to Tulsa, I wanna go with you.
Chandler: Hey, you said that without gagging!
Ross: Rach, you can't call people at three in the morning.
Rachel: Oh you know what, you sound just like his wife!
Ross: Was there anything you did wrong with Emma?
Ross: Rach, I told you, you can't call him every time any little thing comes up.
Rachel: Yeah well, not anymore I can't. He fired us! What are we gonna do? We have to find a pediatrician. Wait wait, Monica said that when you guys were growing up, you really liked your doctor. What was his name?
Rachel: What? What, do you mean you're not feeling well? What do you have? Is it Rubella? Because don't go near Emma, she has not had that shot.
Ross: You know? Come to think of it, it does feel Rubella-like! (Walks back into his room.)
Joey: Yeah, so you found someone for me. You didn't forget?
Phoebe: Of course not! And you're gonna love Mary Ellen. She's really smart and cute and funny, and I can't tell you how I know this, but she' not opposed to threesomes. So tell me some about my guy.
Phoebe: All right, we'll se you and Mike at the restaurant in a couple hours.
Rachel: It's impossible to find a good doctor. I mean, how do you know the good ones from the ones who are gonna push their penis against your knee?
Monica: Why don't you go see Dr. Gettleman?
Mike: I gotta tell you, I can't believe I'm doing this with you. Although I did just get out of a nine-year relationship, so I guess I should be open and taking some risks.
Joey: Everything is gonna be fine. Just follow my lead, okay? All you have to do is pretend to be Mike.
Phoebe: Joey, this is Mary Ellen Jenkins. So, Mike, how do you and Joey know each other anyway?
Phoebe: Wow, you guys go way back then. So what are you up to these days?
Joey: What? That's the kinda thing you usually run by me.
Joey: Which is why I waited until now to introduce you to Mike.
Mary Ellen: I thought you thought he was still a lawyer.
Joey: No, no, that's not what I meant. Let's get you a cocktail.
Monica: What are you doing?
Chandler: Looking for restaurant jobs for you in Tulsa.
Chandler: Can I just say how much I appreciate you coming with me. When we get to Tulsa I'm taking you for a great dinner at 'Slim Pickings'. 'So Cheesy'? 'Whole Hog'? It's going to be tough to keep Kosher in Tulsa.
Monica: (On phone) Hi, Nancy. Hi, it's Monica Geller. I'm good. Listen, I'm looking for a job in Tulsa. Well yeah, my husband has been relocated...Because I love him! No, I don't want a job in New York. Javo (sp?) is looking? Oh my God! He asked for me personally? Oh my God! Oh, wow, this is really flattering, but I'm moving to Tulsa. Yeah, so if you would tell Javo (sp?) 'I'll take it!'
Dr. Gettleman: (To a patient) I think you just have a cold, it's definitely not Strep.
Dr. Gettleman: Would you like a lollypop?
Ross: You even have to ask?! (He grabs a lollypop out of a jar) (Sees Rachel) (To Rachel) He is alive!
Phoebe: You know, it's so surprising that you and Joey have known each other for so long and I've never heard about you.
Joey: That's okay Mike, I have forgiven you. And now we're friends again everything's great!
Mike: 'Days of Our Lives'! That's why you look so familiar!
Phoebe: Do you not know each other?
Joey: (Laughs) Of course we do! Mike is playing a game that we used to play in high school. Yeah, where we pretend we don't know each other. We played all kinds of games. (To Mike) Hey, remember the one where I punch you in the face for not being cool?!
Phoebe: Mike, let me ask you something. How many sisters does Joey have?
Joey: What are you doing? I said seven! (Holds up six fingers.) (Realizes his mistake) Argh!!!
Phoebe: Joey, why did you set me up with a stranger?
Phoebe: (To Joey) You are unbelievable! I spent so much time finding the perfect girl for you, you know. Mary Ellen is really smart and cute and loose.
Phoebe: Who are you kidding? (To Joey) You just find some guy off the street for me? Oh God! This is humiliating!
Joey: Look Phoebe I'm so sorry! Hey, look, if you don't like this guy I can find you a better one. (Looks around) Mike!! Mike!!
Mike: It was nice meeting you!
Mary Ellen: I'll stay if you can tell me my name.
Chandler: And you're thinking of taking it? (Pause) So before you said being me with me was more important than any job, but I guess now it's old job, (Raises his hand) me, (Raises his hand) new job.
Monica: Well, if you really think about it, I mean four days is not that long. I mean, I see you Monday before you go to work, and I see you Thursday when you get back, and I always work late on Tuesdays, so really if you think about it, it's really just one day. And well, if we can't make it one day, we've got real problems my friend.
Chandler: I think you should take the job.
Chandler: Yeah. I know it must be important to you when you start chattering like a monkey.
Ross: You promised you wouldn't say anything.
Monica: Are you serious? You still see Dr. Gettleman?
Mike: Excuse me, hi. I was hoping I would run into you. Can we talk?
Phoebe: Why did you go along with that?
Phoebe: That's true. (Pause) Well, is anything you told me about yourself true?
Phoebe: You are really good! I play a little guitar myself.
Mike: That's great. What kind of music do you play?
Phoebe: Well, like acoustic folksy stuff. You know? But right now I'm working on a couple 'Iron Maiden' covers.
Mike: Do you think that maybe, sometime, I could...
Mike: Okay. Do you think maybe sometime I could take you out?
Phoebe: (To Mike) Oh, you just caught me off guard! Yeah, that would be nice.
Receptionist: The doctor will be right with you sir.
Sally: Hi, I'm Sally. So, no ring. Can I assume you are also a single parent?
Sally: It's hard isn't it? There's almost no time for a social life. I mean, where are you gonna meet someone?
Ross: Well, let's say, I don't know, you met someone in the pediatrician's office.
Nurse: (To Ross) Rossy, we're ready for you.
Ross: Hey, I helped you find Waldo!
Ross: (Enters) Oh good, you haven't left yet.
Monica: Where have you been?
Chandler: Well, you got here just in time. I really have to go buddy. (They hug)
Monica: Promise to call me when you land.
Chandler: Of course I will call you. I love you.
Monica: I love you too. (They kiss)
Joey: I'm mad at you for leaving! You're nothing but a big leaver. Big leaver with a stupid suitcase.
Chandler: Any chance you are trying to pick a fight to make all this easier?
Joey: Dude, you see right thru me!! (They hug) (Joey heads for the door and pushes Chandler's suitcase on the way out.)
Monica: (Runs out to the hallway) Chandler, wait. It goes: Old job, (Raises her hand) new job, (Raises her hand really high) you. This is just something I have to do.
Monica: I love you so much.
Chandler: (On cell phone) Don't worry, I'll be back before you know it. Yes it will be the same. Because I know, that's how. I promise.
Joey: (On the phone with Chandler) Double promise? Call me when you land.
Ross: Huh? Yeah, fine, invite whoever you want.
Phoebe: That would be great. Thank you.
Phoebe: All right, Ill see you downstairs then.
MONICA: No. Big deal, so you have a side of the bed, everybody has a side of the bed.
Cecilia: Well, you certainly own that room.
Rachel: (to Ross) Yes! Did you see that?
Monica: Why? (in a motherlike tone) Do you have a report due?
Rachel: I could not have done this without you.
Chandler: Yeah. Youre right. Hey I-I can do that.
Joey: But no, it's not close. You said it was in escrow? I couldn't even find it on the map.
Joey: Look, we probably should have talked to you about this before it ever happened, but..
Ross: Of course I was mad! I told you I-I hate this stuff! Okay? It-its not funny!
Joey: Well, youre amazing.
Monica: Im fine. (She goes into one of those half sneezing, half-coughing fits that you get with a bad cold or flu.)
Mr. Oberblau: I'm just saying, I have a cabin in the Adirondacks if you ever want to get away from the city, well, that'd be (pause) just nifty!
Ross: Oh well yeah, actually I was going to talk to her when you guys all came in the room.
Chandler: C'mon, I'll show you to my room. ...That sounds so weird when it's not followed by "No thanks, it's late."
Ross: Hey, uh, you can ignore that.
Joey: oh and you know what you should bring the black see-through teddy with the attached garters. (Nods)
Monica: I said we are not going to do it, okay? Sometimes you can be such a, a big baby.
Ross: You think?
Ross: Hey, youre right.
Joey: Hey, Im with you. He even asked me if I thought youd go out with him.
Phoebe: WellButNow, if-if you can achieve positronic distillation of sub-atomic particles yknow before he does, then he can come back. (They hug again.)
Ross: You know, we should just go, I’m not gonna find anything here! This stuff is ridiculous!
Chandler: (Suddenly bright) Would you like to have dinner sometime?
Joey: What-what are you guys doing here? I thought I told you not to come.
Chandler: Forgive me? You haven't been taking my calls in a week!
Monica: What are you smiling at?
Phoebe: But people that you don't know and will never see again.
Chandler: Wow! (To the sock bunny still on his hand.) You are way to young to have seen that!
Joey: Come in. Thanks for comin back, umm, okay there have been a lot of people interested in the room, but I have narrowed it down and you are one of the finalists!
Lewis: Because Im in love with you.
Monica: Rach, youre gonna come though arent you?
Rachel: What did you just say?
Ross: Oh whats the big deal?! I wasnt even invited to the ceremony, just the reception. And-and yknow what? If it makes you feel any better, Joan and I will just make an appearance and then, and then well-well leave early as a sign of protest.
Phoebe: Okay, obviously you dont know much about the U.S. government.
Chandler: Plus, you look cool.
Rachel: Oh uh-uh pal! Dont call me mommy! Its bad enough you call your own mother that. (He looks at Monica.)
Monica: Phoebe! You're sick, you shouldn't play. You should just go home, get in bed, and stay there.
Rachel: Yeah! Im gonna have a boyfriend, youre gonna have a girlfriend
Chandler: Thank you, sir.
Phoebe: Yeah, but this (makes Monica's face) isn't the face of a person who trusts a person. Ok, this (makes Monica's face) is the face of a person who, you know, doesn't trust a person.
Ross: Rach, I got a message from you.
Monica: And thats why, Im not inviting you in for a drink. (starts to leave) Bye.
Chandler: No, no, no-no-no. I smoked for years, then I quit. Right now, I can�t remember why. (to everyone:) You�re not allowed to smoke in this office. Not right?
ROSS: C'mon, what, you never think about our future?
Monica: Ill pick it up for you!
Amy: H-Hi!!(to Ross) And you are...?
Phoebe: Okay, but, well, before you say no, my friend Susanne is entering her kid and compared to Emma she's a real dog!
Monica: We didnt give you any money! (Chandler is motioning, "No!")
CHANDLER: Well, I'm going to kill you.
Ross: (after a long pause) You should go.
Joey: Hey, you dont even live here anymore! What are you doing answering my phone? I have my machine!
Phoebe: How could you not tell Mona that Rachel is living with you?
Chandler: (laughing) You did look like an idiot.
Monica: (to Ross) I can't believe you did that.
Rachel: Umm, Chandler, you do realize that those ideas are probably already in Monica's head.
Janice: So, how come you wanted to eat in tonight?
Monica: You know what, everything's gonna be okay.
Chandler: All right, fine! Fine! Why don't you pull over? I'll get out right now!
CHANDLER: Do you know me or are you just really good at this game?
Monica: I think, that if you really like this guy, you should just trust him.
Monica: You stink!
MONICA: That's ok. I'm sorry I poisoned you.
Joey: Yeah, yeah. Hey, they totally match! They look great! They look great! How you doing!
Mrs. Geller: Ahh, are you hadsome.
CHAN: Yes, yes, but did you see who she was dating?
Monica: Why do you need it?
Ross: Mon, look at yourself. You have cookie on your neck.
Chandler: You got a man who's a nanny...? You got a manny...? (Monica starts laughing, but very exaggerated. Joey realises they also should laugh and punches Ross. Now all three of them laugh, but very fake. Chandler seems happy again.)
Monica: Yeah I can! (Laughs) And dont think I dont, because I do! I mean all the time, you betcha! (Laughs.)
ROSS: Oh OK. Well then why don't you, uhh, why don't you borrow it from mom and dad? You feel guilty and tense around them already. You might as well make some money off of them.
Danny: You are! (Hits her back.)
Joey: You got it.
JOEY: Rach, these are for you.
MONICA: A salad? Really I, I could do something a little more complicated if you like.
Monica: Whoa whoa whoa! Wherere you goin?
ROSS: It's just, it's, it's me. You, you know I've only been with one woman my whole life and she turned out to be a lesbian. So now I've got myself all psyched out, you know, and it's become, like this, this thing and I. . . Well, you just must think I'm weird.
Phoebe: How do you even know a woman like that?
Ross: No, it's not a divorce, it is not a divorce! Anyway, I think Rachel and I need to, you know, get on with our lives, maybe, maybe start seeing other people.
Monica: Ah-ah-ah, now you started this, you will finish it.
Kate: (drunk) So you really think those newspapers are just jealous of me?
Phoebe: Well, youre just gonna have to try.
Roy: You know, actually that's not a bad idea. I can do it out of my apartment. I don't think my mom would mind.
Joey: I don't get it. What happened? What about everything you said under the bridge?
Rachel: Did I say I was done guessing? Okay, thank you for that. Oh wow! Whats this?
Hypnosis Tape: You are falling fast asleep. Deeper. Deeper. Deeper. You are now completely asleep. You dont need to smoke. Cigarettes dont control you. You are a strong, confident woman, who does not need to smoke. A strong, confident woman.
Chandler: (to Monica) Okay, how many of that girl are you seeing?
DR. BURKE: Hi Phoebe, nice to meet you. [Phoebe just giggles when they shake] So, how ya been?
Ross: People can hear you.
Monica: Well honestly ever since we got engaged I have been waiting for something to, to flip you out.
Rachel: Wait, what are you doing?
Joey: Great! All right. Ill see you later. (He starts to leave.)
Charlton Heston: (shocked) Youre in this picture?
Monica: Look umm, of all people, you do not want me to tell this story!
Phoebe: Well, can you dance at all?
Ross: That's nice... now, was that before or after you told him to stop calling, stop sending you flowers and to generally leave you alone, hmm?
Monica: Yes! Why, did youyou forget to make yours?
Joey: You got it! Oh-oh! (He starts patting the burned spot, which just happens to be over her breast.)