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Ross: Y'know if we ever go to war and youre captured, youre in for a big surprise.
Casey: Here you go.
Joey: Great! All right, so Ill call you later.
Chandler: Wait! Youre going out with Kathy!
Joey: Yeah. Why are you getting so upset?
Chandler: Well, Im upsetfor you. I mean, having sex with an endless line of beautiful women must be very unfulfilling for you. (He cant believe he just sad that.)
Chandler: Look, Joey, Kathy is clearly not fulfilling your emotional needs. But Casey, I mean granted I only saw the back of her head, but I got this sense that shes-shes smart, and funny, and gets you.
Joey: You got all that from the back of her head?
Chandler: All right look, I think its time for you to settle down. Y'know? Make a choice, pick a lane.
Ross: Oh, you could just go uh, "greatest of ease (plays air guitar) BAH-bah-bha-bhannn." Then go right into it.
Phoebe: Yeah, ooh, I like that! Yeah. Wait! How do you know about bah-bah-bha-bhan?
Ross: No, you guys, I mean my keyboards are all the way up inNo, yeah, okay. (Runs out.)
Chandler: All right! Bring it on, you
Ross: Here we go. (Plays one note) Yknow, Ive-Ive never played my stuff for anyone before, so its important that-that you understand its about communicating very private emotions. (Plays another note) Yknow, umm, you should-you should think of umm, my work as wordless sound poems. Thats what Im
Rachel: Yeah, I mean, you should play in public!
Ross: Wow! Thanks, you guys. Thats uhohhh, I wanna, I wanna play you another piece! Umm! Uh-oh! I left my uh, helicopter sounds on another disk. Ill be right back! Okay? (Runs to fetch them) This is so nice, ImI am so (starts to break up and leaves)
Phoebe: What are you guys talking about, I loved it! It was soo moving. Oh, plus its just, its so different from the stuff you usually hear.
Chandler: You mean like, music?
Chandler: Yeah, I know what youre thinkin! Yes, yes, your breasts are just as firm and juicy.
Kathy: I uh, dont really have a preference. You?
Joey: We broke down on the Parkway, so I have to walk back and get some transmission fluid. And hey, listen could you please tell Kathy that Ill be there as soon as I can.
Chandler: Why cant you tell her?
Chandler: So I guess its just uh, you and me then.
Kathy: So what did you do today?
Chandler: Really?! You do that?
Kathy: Yeah, I do. Of course, I learned at my aunts dog grooming shop, but hey, what do you say?
Kathy: You have really great hair.
Joey: Listen uh, could you put Kathy on, I wanna apologize.
Kathy: (on phone) Hey. (listens) Oh no its fine, dont worry about it. (listens) Yeah-no, stop apologizing, its okay. (listens) Yeah! Ill talk to you tomorrow. (hangs up) (to Chandler) I should uh, probably go.
Kathy: Can you really do that?
Chandler: I have to; hes my best friend, and youre seeing him.
Kathy: Chandler, I like Joey a lot, but with you
Chandler: (interrupting) Oh-no-no-no! Dont! Dont! See-see, youre getting me confused, Im starting to urn.
Kathy: Im sorry. If you wanna pretend that nothing happened, I can try.
Chandler: Bye. (Kathy leaves and Chandler wonders over to and leans up against the door.) Are you still out there?
Ross: (with the altered voice) Thank you guys-guys-guys
Monica: (to Phoebe) Hey, arent you up next?
Monica: Okay. Umm, Phoebe, you suck too.
Rachel: Yeah, Phoebe youre awful!
Phoebe: You guys. You suck too. (She hugs them both.)
Joey: (rushing in) Oh my God! What happened here? Did you do all this?
Joey: Well, youre amazing.
Joey: (very excited) A TV as if it appears from nowhere! Thats the dream! Man, how did you afford this stuff?
Joey: Oh, you are the best friends anyone has ever had.
Joey: Oh-no-no-no, you are! You do this, you give me the great advice, and hey listen, I was thinking about what you said yesterday about focusing on one woman, Im gonna do that.
Chandler: You mean with Casey.
Joey: Yknow what I think? I think somebodys got a little crush on Casey. How bout I fix you two up? What do you think?
Phoebe: Hey! You were really great! You were really, really great!
Ross: Oh, thanks, thanks. So Monica tells me that uh, you dont want to play anymore because me and y'know my talent. Is that true?
Ross: See but, Pheebs that-that is the exact opposite intent of my music. Yknow my music is-is meant to inspire, and if it bothers you this much, then I I wont play anymore.
Monica: Are you serious?
Chandler: No. Is there anyway, anyway you think hell understand this?
Monica: You obviously havent screwed over a lot of your friends. (They all look at her) Which we all appreciate.
Ross: No the-the sad thing is, if you had told him how you felt before you kissed her, knowing Joey, he probably just wouldve just stepped aside.
Monica: He loves you.
Chandler: Then why didnt you tell me to do that?!!
Monica: I remember you did.
Rachel: Well, Chandler, youre gonna have to tell him.
Rachel: Because you do.
Chandler: Listen ah, Joe, I-I need to, I need to talk to you about something.
Joey: You do?
Joey: Well, youre timing couldnt be better. Shes not my girlfriend anymore.
Chandler: Oh man, I am so sorry. Are, are you okay?
Joey: Well, Ive been better. But, Im all right. So you like her huh?
Joey: Yeah. You know why? Cause you came to me first.
Joey: But hey, listen just so you know, you might have youre work cut out for you. Cause when I talked to her, I kinda got the feeling that shes into some other guy. So
Chandler: See uh, thats-thats actually what I wanted to talk to you about. I-I think I know who the other guy is.
Chandler: Yeah, I mean when you were late last night, Kathy and I got to talking, and one thing to another and
Joey: And what?! Did you sleep with her?!
Joey: Who cares?! You went behind my back! I would never do that to you!
Chandler: Youre right, I have no excuses! I was totally over the line.
Joey: Over the line?! You-youre-youre so far past the line, that you-you cant even see the line! The line is a dot to you!
Chandler: Yes. Yes! Right! And I feel horrible. You have to believe me!
Joey: Is that why you bought all this stuff?! (Chandler makes a face like "Well, kinda.") Well, yknow what I will not watch your TV, I will not listen to your stereo, and theres a cinnamon raisin loaf in the new bread maker that Im not gonna eat! You know why?!
Joey: Because its all tainted with your betrayal. From now on this apartment is empty for me! And Im not happy about you either. (The bread maker dings) Oh, and just so you know, I made that bread for you. (Joey walks into his bedroom and slams the door.)
Ross: Thank you, thanks. (Sits down next to the girls) Yeah, I lost it. Yknow, Im not gonna play anymore, (to Phoebe) would you, can you finish my set?
Monica: Okay, so you were trying to play bad this whole time.
Ross: (puzzled) Ok!... All right, thanks! Thank you so much, you guys! (to Phoebe) Oh, I can't tell you how much it means to me that you were here!
Ross: All right so, Chandler, from now on, dont give your boss a chance to get you. Y'know just ah, dont turn your back to him.
[The next clip is from The One Where Ross and Rachel.... You Know.]
Joey: Alright, then you go to that party and you pretend to be over Mike. And afterward you come to my place and I'll get you good and drunk!
Julie: Yeah, we are going to share every moment of this with you. And I think were gonna have some fun.
Ross: Hey, I don't know what to tell you guys that's the doll he chose.
Roy: What's the matter? You never saw a 50 year old stripper cry before?
JANITOR: So, what is this information worth to you, my friend?
Dr. Long: No-no. Contractions can be unnerving if you dont know what they are, but shes fine.
Phoebe: (at the window) Hey look, you guys, it's snowing!
Ross: A new place for a new Ross. I'm gonna have you and all the guys from work over once it's y'know, furnished.
PHOE: Well, yeah, but... no. I mean, umm... doesn't.... doesn't Russ just remind you of someone?
Phoebe: Im-Im just saying, dont freak out until youre a hundred percent sure.
Gunther: You are no longer authorized to distribute birthday muffins.
Chandler: Well, I'm here to see my old buddy Ben. What are you doing here, weird...turtle-man?
Rachel: And remember how you always said you were afraid the landlord would find out and then tear it down?
Phoebe: Ahh, toilet seat covers! Is that what you were doing while I was getting gas?
Phoebe: No, I mean you break up with Janice and I'll break up with Tony.
Ross: (looking down) Are you wearing two belts?
Joey: Alright, come on you guys, it's not that big a deal. Really... I mean, I just go down there every other day and... make my contribution to the project. Hey, hey, but at the end of two weeks, I get seven hundred dollars.
Monica: Wait a minute, you got Ross Gellar and guest?! I wasnt invited and you got "and guest?!"
Mr. Franklin: Okay, I hear you loud and clear. Bob will stay put.
Charity guy: So you’re asking us to refund your donation to the children?
Rachel: Yeah, you started it! I've got to chill.
Phoebe: well you not what you should feel terrible about, this could have been my serious guy he was sweet and smart and funny. Do you know how hard it is to meet a guy like that?
Joey: So what does that mean? Are you guys getting back together?
Joanna: Rachel, could you come in here for a moment, please?
Ross: At least tell me where you hid it.
Phoebe: (as Ursula): Yeah, um... (nervously clears her throat) You know you, you should just forget about what I said under the bridge, I was talkin' crazy that night, I was so drunk!
Joey: Well, thank you. So, can we play 20 Questions now? Ive got a really good one! Ive been thinking about it since Kansas.
Joey: So uh, you and Mona, been a while now. Hows it going?
Monica: Okay, stop it Phoebe, youre getting me all tingly.
Chandler: Thats still yours. Okay, now remember its a surprise party. So, when you go in, act surprised.
Joey: Can you believe this? Al Pacino! This guy's the reason I became an actor! "I'm out of order? Pfeeeh. You're out of order! This whole courtroom's out of order!"
Rachel: (starts laughing, Ross stares at her) Im sorry. Im sorry. Youre right, you are a tough guy. Youre the toughest palaeontologist I know.
Chandler: You mean these tuxes have been down the red carpet with people yelling, "You are you wearing?! You look fabulous!"
Rachel: Joey, y'know you get any mustard on that bag, you can't return it.
Tag: I, uh, wanted to see if your offer to spend Thanksgiving with you is still good.
Joey: Actually, you have a little bit of an edge.
Monica: Well, lets just say its not the first time youve stolen my thunder.
Joey: Oh, hey, you guys are finally gonna get to meet Kate!
The Cooking Teacher: Your Fettuccini Alfredo looks a little dry, did you use all your cheese?
Rachel: Ohh! Its so nice to meet you. (She goes over and shakes their hands.) Hello.
Joey: Not like we used to. Remember? You and me used to be inseparable. Yknow now its like things are different.
ROSS: Go ahead, go ahead with the bird. Ok, do you have anything for around 200?
Mrs. Lynch: Oh my goodness! You havent heard!
Joey: Oh! I see what happened. It's because I was trying to repel you. Right? Believe me, you'd feel a lot different if I turned it on.
Joey: I didn't have to tell you that!! I'm stupider than Jane Rogers!!
Monica: All right look, if I take Chandler out of the running will you be able to focus?
Erica: So, it's Monica and Chandler. I only know you as file 0W33815-D.
Monica: Relax, she-she's gonna give in way before you do!
Phoebe: Whered you get too? We lost you after you opened up all the presents.
Ross: (turning towards him) Yes Mr. Lewis, how can I help you?
Chandler: Uh, credit card. (Reaches for it then realizes) Oh no! No-no, but I left my credit card with Joey. (To Phoebe) Okay, Ill go get it. You guard the ring.
Joey: That's great! Hey, can you cast me in it?
Dr. Leedbetter: We want you to speak to a psychiatrist.
Monica: You cried yesterday at the six o'clock news.
Monica: You broke up with a girl because she was fat?!
Ross: Hey, when did you and Susan meet Huey Lewis?
[What follows is the final set of flashbacks that feature a whole lot of lovin between Chandler and Joey. Theres no words, just hugs and even the kiss from The One With The Monkey. All of this is set to the song, Youve Really Got a Hold on Me!]
Chandler: Yeah, but how would you like it if someone told the triplets that you gave birth to them?
RACHEL: You went out with a guy in the Navy?
Monica: (overhearing that) Why don't you just go out with her!
Phoebe: Or you could teach stripping. You know, share your gift, pass the torch.
Rachel: Hey, Mon, if you were hoping to sleep with Joshua the first time tonight, which one of these would you want to be wearing. (Shes holding two frilly, lace nighties.)
Ross: (joking) I'd better not found you naked in my hotel room!
Benjamin: Anyway, I've decided to offer you the grant.
Ross: Yeah, laugh all you want but in ten minutes were gonna have younger looking skin!
Chandler: No-no-no-no, no, its a good thing. Why must we dial so speedily anyway? Why must we rush through life? Why cant we savor the precious moments? (to one of Joeys sisters) Those are some huge breasts you have.
Russell: And well need you and Rachel to testify before a judge.
Charlie: Come on, he's still in the bathroom! I'm begging you!
Ross: Yeah. Yeah, oh you loved that thing. You always had it with you. You never went anywhere without-without that coloring book.
Ross: Alright, you madcap gal. Try to imagine this. The phone bill arrives, but you don't pay it right away.
Joey: Look, I don't hate Janice, she's-she's just a lot to take, you know.
Ross: So what! I still haveNo youre probably right.
Monica: (entering from the bathroom) Hey Rach, a guy from Ralph Lauren called, you got a second interview!
Joey: Oh, it was amazing. You know how you always think you're great in bed?
Gunther: I... I know you're leaving tonight, but I just have to tell you. I love you.
Ross: Yeah and he didnt really ask for you, he asked for Chancy, I assumed he meant you.
EDDIE: Woah, woah, woah, what're, what're you talkin' about man.
RACHEL: She's right. She's right. You are no different than the rest of them.
Phoebe: Oh my God! Why would you play hide and seek with someone you know is a flight risk?!
Chandler: Yeah, actually. So, you read a file that you liked and you gave the agency the serial number and they contacted us?
Phoebe: It's a cotton swab with a bit of my saliva on it, so that if they perfect the cloning process while you are over there, you can use the DNA to create your own Pheebs!
Joey: (on machine) Hey Ross. Its Joey. Theres a hooker over here and we thought maybe youd know something about it.
Ross: It would be so cool to live across from you guys!
Gunther: Nope! I still cant believe she slept with you in the first place.
Mrs. Geller: You could kick anyones ass you want too.
Joey: Well, maybe a little. I wish you hadn't seen me throw up.
Chandler: No, you dont have to, and you cant because I live here too.
Chandler: (entering, with Phoebes book.) Here you go Phoebe! Here you go Phobo! Phewbedo! Phaybobo.
Joey: Wait a minute, you can't go to Tulsa. Maybe you forgot, but we've got tickets to the Jets game next week.
Monica: Yeah, you can hear everything through these stupid walls.
Doug: Sorry? Finally chewed my leg out of that bear trap. Hey, congratulations to you guys though!
ROSS: You know, you know, actually it's getting better. It is. It is. Let's not go. Anyone for Thcrabble?
Tom: So you work at Bloomingdale's, huh? My mom calls it Bloomies.
ROSS: Emotional hell. So, did they lend you the money yet?
Kathy: Hey. Listen, I want you to know how sorry I am
Chandler: Hey. I just, I just wanted to come over to-to say that Im sorry. Yknow? I know I acted like the biggest idiot in the world, and I can completely understand why you were so upset.
Ross: Really?! Wow! Thats-thats so nice, what are you gonna get me?