words in movies
Shelley: Question. You're not dating anybody, are you, because I met somebody who would be perfect for you.
Chandler: Ah, y'see, perfect might be a problem. Had you said 'co-dependent', or 'self-destructive'...
Shelley: Do you want a date Saturday?
Chandler: ...Couldn't enjoy a cup of noodles after that. I mean, is that ridiculous? Can you believe she actually thought that?
Rachel: Um... yeah. Well, I mean, when I first met you, y'know, I thought maybe, possibly, you might be...
Chandler: You did?
Rachel: Yeah, but then you spent Phoebe's entire birthday party talking to my breasts, so then I figured maybe not.
Chandler: Huh. Did, uh... any of the rest of you guys think that when you first met me?
Chandler: You're kidding! Did you tell her I wasn't?
Ross: No. No, it's just 'cause, uh, I kinda wanted to go out with her too, so I told her, actually, you were seeing Bernie Spellman... who also liked her, so...
Monica: Okay, I-I d'know, you-you just- you have a quality.
Chandler: Oh, oh, a quality, good, because I was worried you guys were gonna be vague about this.
Rachel: Monica, your dad just beeped in, but can you make it quick? Talking to Rome. (Showing off to Phoebe and Chandler) I'm talking to Rome.
Monica: How-how are you, Mom?
Ross: Oh! ...Yeah, they were gross. Oh, you know what I loved? Her Sweet 'n' Los. How she was always stealing them from- from restaurants.
Phoebe: Yeah, you have homosexual hair.
Joey: You guys okay?
Mrs. Geller: Sweetie, you think you can get in there?
Monica: You what?
Chandler: So, uh... what do you think it is about me?
Shelley: I dunno, uh... you just have a-a...
Shelley: Y'know, it's a shame, because you and Lowell would've made a great couple.
Chandler: Lowell? Financial Services' Lowell, that's who you saw me with?
Chandler: No! Uh, I d'know! The point is, if you were gonna set me up with someone, I'd like to think you'd set me up with someone like him.
Chandler: Excuse me? You don't think I could get a Brian? Because I could get a Brian. Believe you me. ...I'm really not.
Ross: I have shown you everything we have. Unless you want your mother to spend eternity in a lemon yellow pant-suit, go with the burgundy.
Aunt Lillian: You know, whatever we pick, she would've told us it's the wrong one.
Ross: (forages around) Okay, I have nothing in an evening shoe in the burgundy. I can show you something in a silver that may work.
Ross: (entering) How we doing, you guys ready?
Monica: Mom already called this morning to remind me not to wear my hair up. Did you know my ears are not my best feature?
Mrs. Geller: It really was. Oh, c'mere, sweetheart. (Hugs her) Y'know, I think it might be time for you to start using night cream.
Chandler: You are a frightening, frightening man.
Phoebe: You missed a belt loop.
Phoebe: Hey, look who's up! How do you feel?
Ross: Not the first two, but the second two- woooo! ...I love you guys. You guys are the greatest. I love my sister (Kisses Monica), I love Pheebs... (Hugs her)
Ross: (hugs him) And listen, man, if you wanna be gay, be gay. Doesn't matter to me.
Andrea: (turns to a friend) You were right. (They walk off and leave Chandler.)
Ross: Rachel. Rachel Rachel. (Sits down beside her) I love you the most.
Rachel: (humouring him) Oh, well you know who I love the most?
Rachel: You!
Ross: Oh.. you don't get it! (Passes out and slumps across her)
Rachel: (still trapped under Ross) Pheebs, could you maybe hand me a cracker?
Mrs. Geller: No, I'd be hearing about 'Why didn't I get the honey-glazed ham?', I didn't spend enough on flowers, and if I spent more she'd be saying 'Why are you wasting your money? I don't need flowers, I'm dead'.
Mrs. Geller: Do you know what it's like to grow up with someone who is critical of every single thing you say?
Mrs. Geller: I'm telling you, it's a wonder your mother turned out to be the positive, life-affirming person that she is.
Monica: That is a wonder. So tell me something, Mom. If you had to do it all over again, I mean, if she was here right now, would you tell her?
Monica: How she drove you crazy, picking on every little detail, like your hair... for example.
Monica: Do you think things would have been better if you'd just told her the truth?
Mrs. Geller: (reaches out to fiddle with Monica's hair again, and realises) Those earrings look really lovely on you.
Monica: Thank you. They're yours.
Rachel: Wow, Monica, you look just like your grandmother. How old was she there?
Lowell: It's like Mardi Gras without the paper mache heads. How 'bout you?
Chandler: Good, good. Listen, heh, I dunno what Shelley told you about me, but, uh... I'm not.
Chandler: So- you can tell?
Chandler: So you don't think I have a, a quality?
MONICA: So what're you gonna do?
Bob: Look, either you leave, or we remove you.
Phoebe: You guys are here! Yay!
Phoebe: How do you know about this?
Rachel: You guys this cat is nothing like my grandmother's cat. I mean, it's not sweet, it's not cute, I even dragged that little string on the ground, and it just flipped out and scratched the hell out of me. And I swear, I know this sounds crazy, but every time this cat hisses at me I know it's saying, "Rachel!"
ROSS: So, ah . . . So, how was it?�� Uh, did you guys. . . Did you guys have a good time?
Monica: You wanna go right now? 'Cause I'll take you right now, buddy! You wanna go?
Monica: Thank you. (Leaves.)
Phoebe: Kills you?
The Stripper: Wait, you guys think I stole some ring?
Rachel: Okay. Okay honey, hes fine, hes fine, lets just put him down. Come here, Ben. (sets him on the couch) See thats a good boy. (to Monica) How could you do that to him!! Ross trusted me, what is he going to say?!
Rachel: Ugh, Monica, I know about you and Chandler.
Rachel: What? Hey! No-no-no! This not cool! You don't even know me!
Rachel: Youre bachelor pad?!
Monica: Ugh, we're screwed, aren't we? You know what? Just tell me on the way to the bird store.
Monica: Wait Chandler, what are you doing?!
Phoebe: Wow! And hey, its cool if youre a lesbian! (Gives her a thumbs up)
Phoebe: Okay, you can totally say no, but umm, would it be okay with you if I set Ross up on a date?
ROSS: [beeper goes off] Yeah, yeah, yeah. I got to get to the museum. So um, I'll see you tonight.
Joey: Come on man, you drove all the way up here.
Ross: Hey uh, well, todays my first lecture and I kinda wanted to try it out on you guys, do you, do you mind?
Rachel: Youre just staring into space.
Chandler: Hey, you know what? Maybe we should keep them here with you.
Chandler: Yes! You want babies! You have baby fever!
Phoebe: I love you. But I never needed a proposal from you. I just needed to know that we were headed somewhere, you know, that we had a future.
PHOE: Oh, well, we have to celebrate. You know what we should do? We should do, like, a soap opera theme.
Phoebe: Ohh! You made up!
Joshua: Mom, Dad, what are you guys doing here?
Monica: Yeah youre right, we cantwe shouldnt watch this.
Monica: Just like you told her you did! (Chandler glares at her.) ... Just pointing out the irony.
PHOE: Ok, all right, let's hear about the kiss. Was it like, was it like a soft brush against your lips? Or was it like a, you know, a "I gotta have you now" kind of thing?
Ross: No, not this time. (he folds) So... what'd you have?
Tag: Wait! I think I see where youre going, but before you say anything else, can I just say one more thing? (Kisses her.)
Chandler: You look great. I'm so glad we're having this rehearsal dinner, you know, I so rarely get to practice my meals before I eat them.
Joey: So did you guys make it in time?
Phoebe: Seriously? You divorce-o?
Monica: Thank you!
Joey: (entering) Hey, you know our phone's not working?
Gunther: Oh, I was going to offer you my apartment.
Monica: Are you serious?!
Monica: I've never loved anybody as much as I love you.
Chandler: Oh yeah! Okay, lets play again. (He deals out two cards each again.) What do you got?
Frank: Wait thats-thats, what thats not what you do?
Monica: Honey, Im not returning them. Okay? I mean I-I know they cost a lot, but Im going to wear them all the time. Youll see. Besides, I love the compliments. I mean, have you ever had something so beautiful everyone wanted it?
Rachel: Or maybe you would see me looking embarrassed because you are talking on the phone with your crotch!
ROB: Because that would be fantastic. What? You wanna kiss me?
Phoebe: I brought you my old maternity clothes! (Sets a bag on the counter.)
Ross: All right, I'm coming out. Hey, can you turn the lights off.
Joey: Whoa!! Now look, dont be just blurtin stuff out. I want you to really think about your answers. Okay?
Phoebe: Good. So what were you thinking?
Joey: They do that a lot. Hey, you want a beer?
Rachel: I'm doin' good, baby. How you doin'?
Paul: Yeah. (They kiss) Thank you. (Exits)
Chandler: (to Joey) You couldn't be cool. (he goes to the guest bedroom)
Chandler: Hey, this isnt like swimming after you eat, pick up the phone!!
Gym Employee: You do realize that you wont have access to our new full service Swedish spa.
Phoebe: But there's a whole table of mini-muffin baskets. Which one did you send?
Molly: (goes out of the room) Hey! Guys, this is Tabatha (they kiss on the lips in a romantic way). (to Ross) I'll see you tomorrow.
Chandler: It's not gone! I mean, I'm sure you printed out a copy. You have a hard copy, right?
Rachel: (Somewhat angrily) Okay. What the hell was that? You know what? Dont answer me. (Giggling) I have a date with Danny.
Rachel: All right fine! Youre not invited to the party were gonna have either.
Monica: Vomit tux? Who vomited ony'know what, what you up to Joe?
Frank Sr.: Are you sure?
Chandler: Technically we could have sex again. What do you think, bossy and domineering?!
Chandler: All right, theres a nuclear holocaust, Im the last man on Earth. Would you go out with me?
Ross: (gasps) You are? Me, too!
Mark: Why do all youre coffee mugs have numbers on the bottom?
Phoebe: You guys, um I know that this really doesn't have anything to do with me, but um I love you guys too. (Joins in on the hug.) Oh, I really needed that. (Goes and sits down.)
MONICA: Wait a minute, who told you? [turns to Chandler who's looking sheepish] You are dead meat.
Monica: What are you doing?
Rachel: What-Pheebs?! Two dates in one day? That's so unlike you.
Ross: Y'know, last night was embarrassing for you too.
Ross: So uh, wha-uh, what do you do?
Monica: Are you sure you wanna do this?
Rachel: I a not gonna lie to you, I'm pretty sick
Joey: Hey, you can stay with us! We'll take care of ya!
Phoebe: (to Rachel, whos staying in the cab.) Arent you gonna go?
Erica: Why don't you ask the reverend to pray on it?
Chandler: The only superpower you have is a slightly heightened sense of smell. (Hands him the jacket and walks away.)
Phoebe: Aw, honey its not your fault, y'know this is who you are, and I love you, and I want us to be friends, and if I keep living here I dont see that happening.
Monica: 2 minutes, 12 pies and a part of one tin! Okay, I see you guys at 4.
RICHARD: Honey, you are not an oat. I, I mean I don't know, I, I guess I'm just not an oat guy. I've only slept with women I've been in love with.
Monica: All right, that Ill retract. But I stand by my review, I know food and that wasnt it. Youre marinara sauce tasted like tomato juice! You should serve it with vodka and a piece of celery.
(They all start thinking. Joey starts rubbing his chin, of course his chin is currently inside the turkey so he ends up rubbing the turkey. And I didn't do that joke one bit of justice. It's one of those you have to see it to get it jokes.)
Rachel: (teasingly) And while Im gone dont you boys sneak a taste.
Chandler: Do you know which one you're gonna be?
Phoebe: Well you dont.
Ross: Listen, I got to tell you Ive-Ive never been to a guru before, so...
Ross: (notices the table) HeyOoh! Whats-whats that, dinner stuff? You making dinner?
Joey: Have you kissed her yet? Its awesome! I could do it forever! Yknow what? She-she kisses better than my mom cooks!
Monica: Yeah, that'd be great! Thank you!
Dr. Green: So what's new with you, uh, knocked up any more of my daughters lately?
Monica: You can also find him under umm, dog and dead.
Monica: What are you guys gonna do?
Joey: (to Rachel) Will you hurry up? Did you not hear me before when I told you that all of Janines friends are dancers?! And that theyre going to be drinking alot!?
Ross: (stunned) Dude, what are you doing?
Monica: Why do you guys have so many keys in there anyway?
Joey: Sure. So how long you been... (Goes back to chopping)
Monica: So, what do you think we should do?
Joey: (To Chandler) Okay look, Chandler, if this (Motions back and forth indicating the arrangement.) you have got to listen! (Tugs on his ear.) (Chandler glares at him.) Youre gonna throw that juice at me, arent ya?