words in movies
PHOE: Ok, all right, let's hear about the kiss. Was it like, was it like a soft brush against your lips? Or was it like a, you know, a "I gotta have you now" kind of thing?
RACH: Well, at first it was really intense, you know. And then, oh, god, and then we just sort of sunk into it.
PHOE: Ok, so, ok, was he holding you? Or was his hand like on your back?
PHOE: Wow. What are you gonna use it for?
JOEY: [reading over her shoulder] Wait, here's one. Uh, would you be willing to cook naked?
JOEY: No, but if you're willing to cook naked, then you might be willing to dance naked. And then... [rubs his fingers together]
PHOE: Hey, oh, so, um...how'd you make out last night?
JOEY: You got all that from saline solution?
MNCA: We are talking about Rachel here. You and Rachel.
RACH: [to Ross] Hey, you.
ROSS: How are you?
RACH: Good. How are you?
ROSS: Hi, Julie. [nervous] Hi, Julie. Julie, um, how are you?
ROSS: [uncomfortable] Good, so everybody's here. Everybody's good. So, were you gonna play something, Phoebe?
JOEY: Hey, Julie, I didn't know you wore lenses.
RTST: No, ma'am. Well, anyhoo, we should be getting our F.D.A. approval any day now, hopefully, in time for Thanksgiving. See, the way we look at it, chocolate already dominates most of your major food-preparation holidays: Easter, Christmas, what have you.
RTST: Aren't you going to swallow that?
RTST: Well, anyhoo, um, we are looking for a couple of chefs who can create some Thanksgiving-themed recipes. You think you might be interested?
MNCA: Especially the after taste, you know, I'll tell ya, that'll last ya till Christmas.
JOEY: Ross, listen. I got two words for you. Threesome.
ROSS: I don't know. I mean, all right, I guess you can say she's a little spoiled sometimes.
JOEY: You could say that.
ROSS: And I guess, you know, sometimes, she's a little ditzy, you know. And I've seen her be a little too into her looks. Oh, and Julie and I, we have a lot in common 'cause we're both paleontologists, but Rachel's just a waitress.
CHAN: Waitress. Got it. You guys wanna play Doom? Or we could keep doing this. What else?
RACH: Oh my god, I can't believe you let me put this in my mouth.
CHAN: I'm telling you this thing won't print. Yes, I pressed that button like 100 times. You know, for a hot line you are not so hot. What? What is that in the background? Are you watching Star Trek?
JOEY: [to Ross] Hey, so how'd it go with Julie? Did you, did you break her heart?
RACH: Hey, do you guys have...[sees Ross, pauses]...hi.
RACH: [sees his coat on] Where you goin'?
ROSS: No, no, uh, it's not what you think. It's um the other thing.
ROSS: Really. It's always been you, Rach.
ROSS: I know, I know, it's, it's almost...[turns around, sees Chandler and Joey] What do you say we go take a walk, just us, not them?
RACH: Ok, he's goin' to get my coat. He's goin' to get my coat. Oh my god, you guys. I can't believe this. This is unbelievable. [notices Chandler's computer screen] What's that?
ROSS: He won't? [remembers what it is] He won't! Because, isn't that, isn't that the, the short story you were writing?
JOEY: Hey, uh, why don't you read it to her?
ROSS: That's it? That's all you wrote? You're the worst writer in the whole world.
RACH: All right, you know what? This isn't funny anymore. There's something about me on that piece of paper and I want to see it.
ROSS: No, you don't.
RACH: All right, you know what, that's fine. If you guys want to be children about this, that's fine. I do not need to see it. [Rachel grabs the paper and runs across the room, reading it to herself.]
ROSS: Ok, just, just remember how crazy I am about you, ok?
MNCA: You know, that's true. You'd be a great person to have around the day after an emergency.
PHOE: What were you thinking?
MNCA: Yeah. You!
CHAN: All right, Pheebs, back me up here, ok? You believe in that karma crap, don't you?
RACH: [coldly] When somebody does not buzz you in, Ross, that means go away. That doesn't mean please climb up the fire escape.
ROSS: [reading his list] Ok, ok, number one: The way you cry at game shows. Number two: how much you love your friends. Number three: the way you play with your hair when you're nervous. Number four: how brave you are for starting your life over. Number five: how great you are with Ben.
ROSS: Number six: the way you smell.
JOEY: [opens the drapes] Hey, Ross! What are you doin'?
ROSS: Hey, Joey. You wanna open the window?
CHAN: What are you doing out there?
MNCA: Oh, you must be freezing. You know what you need? How about a nice steaming cup of hot Mockolate?
ROSS: Rach, come on, open up. Rach, come on, come on, Rach. You got to give me another chance.
RACH: No, you guys, you really don't have to go, we're done talking.
ROSS: Rach, come on, look, I know how you must feel.
RACH: [near tears] No, you don't, Ross. Imagine the worst things you think about yourself. Now, how would you feel if the one person that you trusted the most in the world not only thinks them too, but actually uses them as reasons not to be with you.
ROSS: No, but, but I wanna be with you in spite of all those things.
RACH: Oh, well, that's, that's mighty big of you, Ross. [to the others] I said don't go!
ROSS: You know what? You know what? If, things were the other way around, there's nothing you could put on a list that would ever make me not want to be with you.
JOEY: [quietly] I never know how long you're supposed to wait in this type of a situation before you can talk again, you know? [Ross stares blankly at him] Maybe a little longer.
RTST: Yeah, well, anyhoo, here is your check. [hands it to her] Thank you for all the trouble you went through. Um, listen, you didn't eat a lot of it while you were cooking, did you?
RTST: Oh, some, that's fine. Some is fine. Some is not a lot. So, it doesn't burn when you pee, does it?
ROSS: Look, can, can you do something for me?
RADIO: The next one's dedicated to Rachel from Ross. Rachel, he wants you to know he's deeply sorry for what he did and he hopes you can find it in your heart to forgive him. (With or Without You plays)
RADIO: Uh, we've just gotten a call from Rachel, and she told us what Ross did. It's pretty appalling, and Ross, if you're listening, I don't wanna play your song anymore. Why don't we devote our time to a couple that stands a chance? Avery, Michelle's sorry she hit you with her car and she hopes you two will work it out.
RTST: It's like I'm lookin' in a mirror. Anyway, they're called "fishtachios". They taste exactly like pistachios, but they're made primarily of reconstituted fish bits. Here, try one. You're not allergic to anything, are you?
Joey: Uhh Pheebs, I heard that. Can you put him on?
Rachel: (to Julie) Thank you. (under her breath to Chandler) What a bitch.
Rachel: Oh, well thank you for taking your tongue out of my sisters mouth long enough to tell me that.
Ross: Wow! Uh how are you?
Monica: Hey you guys?
Mrs. Potter: Oh really? Well, then youd better tell his other wife, cause she called three times asking where he is.
Monica: You have to!
Singer: Okay, my next songs called: Phoebe Buffay, What Can I Say. I Really Loved When We Were Singing Partners, And I Shouldnt Have Left You That Way.
Mr. Tribbiani: Hey! Hello, babe! Wh what're what're you doing here?
Rachel: (To Monica) Monica, will-will you marry me?
Ross: Wow! This is so amazing. I uh, I really thought Id have to talk you into this more.
Monica: So Ross, are you gonna bring Mona?
Chandler: Youre an actor!
Rachel: Yeah, I mean, you should play in public!
RACHEL: Now I love you even more.
Rachel: Okay, Im just gonna go over the basic points just one more time, are you ready?
Chandler: I will give you a hundred dollars to whistle right now. (She tries to whistle and blows little chunks of cheesecake out of her mouth.) How can you eat the cheesecake without me?!
Rachel: Oh Joey! Joey! No, its not you! You didnt get anybody pregnant!
Clown: Thank you.
Witch: Thank you.
ROSS: You know, I might have expected this of you Phoebe, but Ryan, you're a military man.
Rachel: Thats it? Well I saw that! Ohh-ohh-oh, thank you.
Monica: All right, so now that Ross knows can you tell us yknow how it happened? I mean, when did it happen? How many times did it happen?
Monica: Ok, you have to stop playing now.
Phoebe Sr: But umm, youre right. I think that a person should know where they come from. Wh-which is why I ah, (pause) ahh, (pause) okay. Im your mother.
Phoebe: Ugh, its so exhausting waiting for death. Ohh, by the way, do you think you could(Groans, hacks, and then freezes with her eyes open and her tongue hanging out.)
Rachel: Love you too... Alright, I'm going to bed.
Phoebe: Well, lets see, its not. Really, like that. Because, you see that was an actual problem, and uh, yours is just like yknow a bunch of yknow high school crap that nobody really gives yknow
Monica: What are you supposed to be?
Joey: Yeah! You you were wonderful.
Joey: (nods) So, why are you still wearing it?
Monica: (panicked) Oh wait! You didnt just sit on my Kit-Kats did you?!!
CHANDLER: Yes, how 'bout a verse of Killing Me Softly. You're gonna sneeze on my fish, aren't you?
Emily: And then after decided to forgive you, seeing you at the airport catching our plane with her.
Eric: So what do you do?
Whitfield: (sits down) Well, I have to tell you, I was quite impressed with your paper on Pre-Cretaceous fossils. Yeah, it confirmed everything that I have written.
Phoebe: Thank you.
Phoebe: Listen, I need to ask you something. Ok, you know how my step dad's in prison.
Ross: You made it!
Monica: Wait a minute! So you told people I was pregnant?! (Flash) Does this look like a conversation that I want to remember?!
PHOEBE: Hey is this true, that you write a lot of your own lines?
Ross: Oh, I uh, hope you don't mind, I kinda uh, jazzed it up a little. Check this out. (He plays the greeting, and We Will Rock You starts to play and Ross's voice comes over it.) We will, we will, call you back!
Joey: So you think Ross too?
Chandler: (To Monica) You picked Ross?!
Phoebe: Hey Rach, you wanna get some coffee?
Joey: Uhhh, yeah. Yeah. But uh, I dont think its the kind youre gonna like.
Ross: Ok, now, is there anything I can do to... you know, butter him up? Anything he really likes?
Joey: I don't know who made you the boss? All right? We (Ross and him) invented this game!
Rachel: You shut up!
Man: Hey! The law says you have to accept any fare.
Rachel: Wrong! How do you get the mainsail up?
Joey: Correct again! But, you forgot to switch legs between questions, so no hopping bonus!
Joey: Did you take that tape?
Monica: Do this for me! Come on, I catch you looking at womans breasts all the time!
The Porsche Owner: Listen, I-I-I dont come to this city much so I dont know if youre crazy or this is some kind of street theater, but could I have my keys.
Monica: What? I-I bought groceries, I was gonna make you dinner!
Chandler: Yeah! Totally! Totally, and you?
Paul: Ill call the university and tell them about your relationship and have you fired.
Phoebe: (saddened) It's okay. What the hell took you so long?
Joey: You wanna make it 6?!
Monica: Oh my God! Oh my God! You have to go!
Tim: You are so talented.
Joey: Yeah may-maybe you dont tell anyone about this.
Monica: Oh, oh, okay umm, so I'll see you soon.
Phoebe: Why? The only person my playing is bothering is you!
Ross: (To Chandler) So, you gettin tired?
Chandler: Youre Spudnik.
Ross: And why do you care so much?
Phoebe: No. Youre not, youre not stupid.
Rachel: Really? You think thats all it is?
Joey: Maybe you need sex. I had sex a couple days ago.
Phoebe: Well Im sorry, I thought you said it was okay.
Ross: Thank you, Dr. Phillips, but Im having my lunch at this table, here in the middle. Im having lunch right here, with my good friend Joey, if hell sit with me.
Phoebe: Why are you looking at me like that?
Kash: Hey Rachel! You ready to go?
The Salesman: So, heres somebody interesting, Joey. What do you know about Van Gogh?
Phoebe: Yknow what? Im not talking to you! You go back to sleep! (To the hitchhiker) And you, are you a rapist?!
Phoebe: Alright, here's my $7.50. (Hands them the money) But I think you should know that this money is cursed.
Phoebe: Uh huh...we're playing you two.
Mr. Franklin: Youre a joker Bing. (Walks away.)
Phoebe: Wow, Joey and a professor! Can you imagine if they had kids and if the kids got her intelligence and Joey's raw sexual magnetism... Oh, those nerds will get laaaaaid!
Cassie: Oh my God! You do a great Chandler!
Ross: Youre moving?
Rachel: Hey, you know, before you said that nothing could happen between us? What changed?
Ross: Whoa-whoa, arent you a little over dressed?
Gunther: (handing them the bill) Here you go.
Monica: (cooking something) Phoebe, you were supposed to take that back!
Ross: (interrupts) No, no, no I don't want to know, don't want to know. Ok, you know, I should probably, I should probably just go.
Ross: Yeah. No. No youre right.
Joey: I know! I know! And Im going to talk to them about it. They mean so much to me. They Theyre like my family. If you guys are gonna be fighting all the time, I-I I dont think we can be together. It just, it just cant work. It cant. (Starts to break up) Im very upset.
Phoebe: So long! Dont let the best door in the world hit you in the ass on your way out! (He exits and she slams the door behind him.)
Phoebe: Look, why dont you just pay for it yourself?
Chandler: See? I told you.
Rachel: Oh, you guys, I can't believe this. But I'll leave now, or I'm gonna miss my plane.
Phoebe: Y'know what you should send him? A cartoon of cigarettes. 'Cause that why he could trade it for protection. No. That's prison.
Joey: Ooh, its probably a residual check, hey can you open it for me, Im kinda .
Monica: No, I want everything that you just said. I want a marriage.
Joey: (To Chandler) You?! (To Monica) And-and you?!
Lydia: Arent you in my Popular Culture class?
Ross: Oh my God! Have you ever been in a relationship with someone who hasn't won the Nobel Prize?