words in movies
PHOE: Ok, all right, let's hear about the kiss. Was it like, was it like a soft brush against your lips? Or was it like a, you know, a "I gotta have you now" kind of thing?
RACH: Well, at first it was really intense, you know. And then, oh, god, and then we just sort of sunk into it.
PHOE: Ok, so, ok, was he holding you? Or was his hand like on your back?
PHOE: Wow. What are you gonna use it for?
JOEY: [reading over her shoulder] Wait, here's one. Uh, would you be willing to cook naked?
JOEY: No, but if you're willing to cook naked, then you might be willing to dance naked. And then... [rubs his fingers together]
PHOE: Hey, oh, so, um...how'd you make out last night?
JOEY: You got all that from saline solution?
MNCA: We are talking about Rachel here. You and Rachel.
RACH: [to Ross] Hey, you.
ROSS: How are you?
RACH: Good. How are you?
ROSS: Hi, Julie. [nervous] Hi, Julie. Julie, um, how are you?
ROSS: [uncomfortable] Good, so everybody's here. Everybody's good. So, were you gonna play something, Phoebe?
JOEY: Hey, Julie, I didn't know you wore lenses.
RTST: No, ma'am. Well, anyhoo, we should be getting our F.D.A. approval any day now, hopefully, in time for Thanksgiving. See, the way we look at it, chocolate already dominates most of your major food-preparation holidays: Easter, Christmas, what have you.
RTST: Aren't you going to swallow that?
RTST: Well, anyhoo, um, we are looking for a couple of chefs who can create some Thanksgiving-themed recipes. You think you might be interested?
MNCA: Especially the after taste, you know, I'll tell ya, that'll last ya till Christmas.
JOEY: Ross, listen. I got two words for you. Threesome.
ROSS: I don't know. I mean, all right, I guess you can say she's a little spoiled sometimes.
JOEY: You could say that.
ROSS: And I guess, you know, sometimes, she's a little ditzy, you know. And I've seen her be a little too into her looks. Oh, and Julie and I, we have a lot in common 'cause we're both paleontologists, but Rachel's just a waitress.
CHAN: Waitress. Got it. You guys wanna play Doom? Or we could keep doing this. What else?
RACH: Oh my god, I can't believe you let me put this in my mouth.
CHAN: I'm telling you this thing won't print. Yes, I pressed that button like 100 times. You know, for a hot line you are not so hot. What? What is that in the background? Are you watching Star Trek?
JOEY: [to Ross] Hey, so how'd it go with Julie? Did you, did you break her heart?
RACH: Hey, do you guys have...[sees Ross, pauses]...hi.
RACH: [sees his coat on] Where you goin'?
ROSS: No, no, uh, it's not what you think. It's um the other thing.
ROSS: Really. It's always been you, Rach.
ROSS: I know, I know, it's, it's almost...[turns around, sees Chandler and Joey] What do you say we go take a walk, just us, not them?
RACH: Ok, he's goin' to get my coat. He's goin' to get my coat. Oh my god, you guys. I can't believe this. This is unbelievable. [notices Chandler's computer screen] What's that?
ROSS: He won't? [remembers what it is] He won't! Because, isn't that, isn't that the, the short story you were writing?
JOEY: Hey, uh, why don't you read it to her?
ROSS: That's it? That's all you wrote? You're the worst writer in the whole world.
RACH: All right, you know what? This isn't funny anymore. There's something about me on that piece of paper and I want to see it.
ROSS: No, you don't.
RACH: All right, you know what, that's fine. If you guys want to be children about this, that's fine. I do not need to see it. [Rachel grabs the paper and runs across the room, reading it to herself.]
ROSS: Ok, just, just remember how crazy I am about you, ok?
MNCA: You know, that's true. You'd be a great person to have around the day after an emergency.
PHOE: What were you thinking?
MNCA: Yeah. You!
CHAN: All right, Pheebs, back me up here, ok? You believe in that karma crap, don't you?
RACH: [coldly] When somebody does not buzz you in, Ross, that means go away. That doesn't mean please climb up the fire escape.
ROSS: [reading his list] Ok, ok, number one: The way you cry at game shows. Number two: how much you love your friends. Number three: the way you play with your hair when you're nervous. Number four: how brave you are for starting your life over. Number five: how great you are with Ben.
ROSS: Number six: the way you smell.
JOEY: [opens the drapes] Hey, Ross! What are you doin'?
ROSS: Hey, Joey. You wanna open the window?
CHAN: What are you doing out there?
MNCA: Oh, you must be freezing. You know what you need? How about a nice steaming cup of hot Mockolate?
ROSS: Rach, come on, open up. Rach, come on, come on, Rach. You got to give me another chance.
RACH: No, you guys, you really don't have to go, we're done talking.
ROSS: Rach, come on, look, I know how you must feel.
RACH: [near tears] No, you don't, Ross. Imagine the worst things you think about yourself. Now, how would you feel if the one person that you trusted the most in the world not only thinks them too, but actually uses them as reasons not to be with you.
ROSS: No, but, but I wanna be with you in spite of all those things.
RACH: Oh, well, that's, that's mighty big of you, Ross. [to the others] I said don't go!
ROSS: You know what? You know what? If, things were the other way around, there's nothing you could put on a list that would ever make me not want to be with you.
JOEY: [quietly] I never know how long you're supposed to wait in this type of a situation before you can talk again, you know? [Ross stares blankly at him] Maybe a little longer.
RTST: Yeah, well, anyhoo, here is your check. [hands it to her] Thank you for all the trouble you went through. Um, listen, you didn't eat a lot of it while you were cooking, did you?
RTST: Oh, some, that's fine. Some is fine. Some is not a lot. So, it doesn't burn when you pee, does it?
ROSS: Look, can, can you do something for me?
RADIO: The next one's dedicated to Rachel from Ross. Rachel, he wants you to know he's deeply sorry for what he did and he hopes you can find it in your heart to forgive him. (With or Without You plays)
RADIO: Uh, we've just gotten a call from Rachel, and she told us what Ross did. It's pretty appalling, and Ross, if you're listening, I don't wanna play your song anymore. Why don't we devote our time to a couple that stands a chance? Avery, Michelle's sorry she hit you with her car and she hopes you two will work it out.
RTST: It's like I'm lookin' in a mirror. Anyway, they're called "fishtachios". They taste exactly like pistachios, but they're made primarily of reconstituted fish bits. Here, try one. You're not allergic to anything, are you?
Phoebe: Yeah! Okay, here you go. (rolls her back to Rachel)
Joey: All right, here you go buddy. (He tosses him one.) Go nuts. (Exits.)
Rachel: Well, we were walking down the street and we saw that van that you guys used for catering and we realised
Monica: Phoebe, I thought you said you know what youre doing?
Monica: No! Listen, Im not gonna go through this with you again, okay. Just once I wanna beat when you cant blame it on the broken nose, the buzzer, or the fact that you thought you were getting mono. Lets just call this, tie score and its halftime.
Chandler: You can't leave me alone with her.
Chandler: I'm sorry you misunderstood...
Fake Monica: Well, actually, you only got to sing 'Memo-'.
The Instructor: Let me get this straight man, you attacked your ex-wife?!
Phoebe: Are you alright?
Elizabeth: Just hearing you describe it as forbidden, its really hot.
RACHEL: Alright, I feel that this is totally unjustified. [Monica starts making faces behind her back] She gave me the green light, I did nothing but-. Do you think I can't see you in the TV set?
Phoebe: Why do you think, she's having so much fun living with Joey?
Rachel: Can you come here with me for a minute?
David: I'll never forget you.
Janine: Joey, you dont have to count down every time we kiss.
Chandler: Oh, will you give me the thing. (Snatches the camera)
Joey: You seen Sandy?
PHOEBE: OK, who is the boss of you?!!
Chandler: (entering from his room carrying a fire extinguisher and wearing oven mitts) Oh yeah, it's great! See you take a tennis ball, a bowl, and some lighter fluidOp! Op! (He puts out a small fire which has re-ignited in his room.)
Rachel: Oh thank you. Hey yknow, Im so sorry to hear about you and Elizabeth.
Ross: Are you kidding? Look, were not gonna be together just because were having a baby. Okay?
Chandler: Uh honey, I know you dont like to relinquish control
Monica: Oh, I was hoping you wouldn't remember.
Monica: No! Rachel, you didn't find anyone so you can't tell him.
Joey: Oh, so youre playing Adrienne, huh?
Nancy: I thought you didn't smoke.
MONICA: Alright, you wanna feel better?
Chandler: Well, it's just interesting. You know, because no one will ever know, because no one can experience both.
Ross: What? Come on Rach, tell me what youre thinking?
Chandler: Now, there is a dress laid out on your bed. (Monica stumbles on the steps.) Okay, (catches her) youre doing great. Youre doing great. Youre doing fine.
Chandler: Guys! Guys! Come on! Its Thanksgiving, its not important who wins or loses. The important thing is, (to Joey) the Dutch girl picked me! Me! Not you! Holland loves Chandler! Thank you, Amsterdam! Good night!!
Meg: Okay now I wouldnt date you because you seem a little creepy.
Rachel: OK... see your two... and I raise you twenty. (throws it in)
CHANDLER: Could you get us a couple of beers?
Monica: Hey! You smell like perfume and cigarettes.
Monica: Have you ever taken out the trash? (Hands her the garbage.)
Max: Well, if you see him, tell him to pack his bags. We are going to Minsk.
Ross: Aww. Thank you, Aunt Phoebe.
Joey: (comforting her) And hey, you need anything, you can always come to Joey. Me and Chandler live across the hall. And he's away a lot.
C.H.E.E.S.E.: (Wayne with a computerized voice) Nice to meet you Mac!
Rachel: Okay, look, Ross, I realise that my Father is difficult, but thats why you have got to be the bigger man here.
PHOE: You're right, you're right. Ah, you are so yumm. [they hug]
Phoebe: Oh Ross, calm down, Ill give you the 80 cents. (Ross glares at Rachel)
Phoebe: No, no, no. It's not! It's not my mom. It belonged to mom. Yeah, no, she used to put it out every Christmas to remind us, that even though it's Christmas, people still die. And, you can put candy in it. (She grabs the skull, pulls out a stick of licorice, and takes a bite.)
Monica: You were staring about eight inches south of there.
Ross: No, Im serious. You-you need to find out where she is, because if shes not where you are, then you can start to move past this.
Joey: You don't think my mom's sexy?
Ross: So what are you gonna do?
Monica: Okay well then, Ill fire him today and you go out with him for another week.
Ross: Okay look, theres nothing to worry about. We have plenty of time. Theres a great baby furniture store on west 10th. Tomorrow, we will go there and we will get you everything that you need. Okay?
Aunt Lisa: So, hows married life treating you?
Monica: What are you doing here?
Rachel: No, not really. Youre pressing the baby into my bladder and now I have to pee. Sorry. (She gets up and starts for the bathroom.)
Monica: You are! (she picks up a bill from the table, handing it to Chandler) Hey, here's twenty bucks. -- Why don't you go buy yourself something pretty while I'm at work tomorrow?
Joey: (in a funny voice) Yeah, so it turns out that it wasnt the hair straightener that started the fire. (Rachel prompts him on what to say next.) No-no, it was the candles. Its very not good leaving candles unattended. In fact, one of the first things they teach you in fire school is (Phoebe suddenly enters.) Uhh Uhh Okay. Well, I have to go now. (Phoebe leaves.)
Monica: How can you smoke in this day of age? Do you not seen that ad with a little kid walks to grandpa, it�s chilling.
Chandler: You gotta let me slam the door! (Leaves; slams the door)
Chandler: (To Joey) You knew about this?
Monica:: Eww are you talking about my bother.
Joey: What are you mad at me for?!
Rachel: Uh... Oh, Mindy, you are so stupid. Oh, we are both so stupid.
Monica: No, you?
Phoebe: No, you?
Joey: No, Pheebs, listen, if you decide to do this, well be supportive like crazy.
Phoebe: So, are you ready to talk about it?
Phoebe: That's easy for you to say, I don't see three kids coming out your vagina!
Rachel: Oh, are you sure you're ok?
Ross: Are you angry at me because I said your handwriting is childlike?
Joey: Right, I guess. Alright, so see you at four.
Pete: So ah, there was this thing I wanted to talk to you about.
Ross: (while Rachel is finishing her rant) Okay! Okay! Okay! Its okay. (Rachel stops.) Its okay. Hey, its too weird for you, I wont see her again.
Phoebe: Look at you! How, how do you feel?
Monica: You look good!
Joey: Alright, hurry up, you gotta do something.
Monica: "See you around?"
Monica: Because... I'm Monica Geller. It was my credit card you were using.
Phoebe: I don't think you mean that.
Phoebe: I cant! I cant! Unless Well are you saying that-that you would move out if-if I didnt buy that lamp?
Ross: I've got to say you guys, that's an incredible gesture!
Rachel: Plus, you know, he is with Charlie now.
Ross: Hiiii-Ya!! (Chandler lies back down.) Im serious! Youre not walking out on my sister!
MRS. GELLER: So Jack, you ever think about trading me in for a younger model?
Joey: I was tryin to make a sale!! Oh, man, if I ever run into that guy again, do you know what Im gonna do?
Ross: You mean that?
Zack: You guys don't have people for dinner a lot, huh?
PHOEBE: [entering the kitchen from the party] That's funny, no. Cadillac, cataract, I get it, no I get it, you stay out there.
Monica: Oh my god, where's my purse? No, you know what? I can replace everything in there. Get that binder, and let's go!
Phoebe: You too. And Ursula?! It was really nice meeting you tonight!!
Rachel: Amy, you know what? I was thinking that maybe now it'd be a good time for us to sit down and, you know, talk about your future.
Rachel: Right! Right! I-I actually meant in your spare time, do you cook? Do you ski? Or do you just hang out with your wife or girlfriend?
Chandler: I didnt know you read tea leaves.
Chandler: (to Rachel) Uh, Rach... I think I have something that belongs to you. (shows her the cuffs)
Woman No. 2: I thought you wanted to adopt your cat.
Joey: ..ah, what're you doing here? I've been trying to call you.
Rachel: Hi, Im Rachel Green. What can I do for you Joshua?
Ross: And I can even understand that you couldnt tell Rachel, but why couldnt you tell me, huh? You had all day to and you didnt.
Joey: Hey! Uh, this is just to give you an idea. Okay well, we can put screens here, (In front of the crib.) so that the baby has privacy, and-and-and maybe a mobile over the crib. And uhOh look! Heres a baby monitor (Holds it up), which until the baby comes we can use as walkie-talkies. Huh?
Joey: Can I ask you something? Uhm, what's it like there?
Monica: Youre not gonna mess it up.