words in movies
PHOE: Ok, all right, let's hear about the kiss. Was it like, was it like a soft brush against your lips? Or was it like a, you know, a "I gotta have you now" kind of thing?
RACH: Well, at first it was really intense, you know. And then, oh, god, and then we just sort of sunk into it.
PHOE: Ok, so, ok, was he holding you? Or was his hand like on your back?
PHOE: Wow. What are you gonna use it for?
JOEY: [reading over her shoulder] Wait, here's one. Uh, would you be willing to cook naked?
JOEY: No, but if you're willing to cook naked, then you might be willing to dance naked. And then... [rubs his fingers together]
PHOE: Hey, oh, so, um...how'd you make out last night?
JOEY: You got all that from saline solution?
MNCA: We are talking about Rachel here. You and Rachel.
RACH: [to Ross] Hey, you.
ROSS: How are you?
RACH: Good. How are you?
ROSS: Hi, Julie. [nervous] Hi, Julie. Julie, um, how are you?
ROSS: [uncomfortable] Good, so everybody's here. Everybody's good. So, were you gonna play something, Phoebe?
JOEY: Hey, Julie, I didn't know you wore lenses.
RTST: No, ma'am. Well, anyhoo, we should be getting our F.D.A. approval any day now, hopefully, in time for Thanksgiving. See, the way we look at it, chocolate already dominates most of your major food-preparation holidays: Easter, Christmas, what have you.
RTST: Aren't you going to swallow that?
RTST: Well, anyhoo, um, we are looking for a couple of chefs who can create some Thanksgiving-themed recipes. You think you might be interested?
MNCA: Especially the after taste, you know, I'll tell ya, that'll last ya till Christmas.
JOEY: Ross, listen. I got two words for you. Threesome.
ROSS: I don't know. I mean, all right, I guess you can say she's a little spoiled sometimes.
JOEY: You could say that.
ROSS: And I guess, you know, sometimes, she's a little ditzy, you know. And I've seen her be a little too into her looks. Oh, and Julie and I, we have a lot in common 'cause we're both paleontologists, but Rachel's just a waitress.
CHAN: Waitress. Got it. You guys wanna play Doom? Or we could keep doing this. What else?
RACH: Oh my god, I can't believe you let me put this in my mouth.
CHAN: I'm telling you this thing won't print. Yes, I pressed that button like 100 times. You know, for a hot line you are not so hot. What? What is that in the background? Are you watching Star Trek?
JOEY: [to Ross] Hey, so how'd it go with Julie? Did you, did you break her heart?
RACH: Hey, do you guys have...[sees Ross, pauses]...hi.
RACH: [sees his coat on] Where you goin'?
ROSS: No, no, uh, it's not what you think. It's um the other thing.
ROSS: Really. It's always been you, Rach.
ROSS: I know, I know, it's, it's almost...[turns around, sees Chandler and Joey] What do you say we go take a walk, just us, not them?
RACH: Ok, he's goin' to get my coat. He's goin' to get my coat. Oh my god, you guys. I can't believe this. This is unbelievable. [notices Chandler's computer screen] What's that?
ROSS: He won't? [remembers what it is] He won't! Because, isn't that, isn't that the, the short story you were writing?
JOEY: Hey, uh, why don't you read it to her?
ROSS: That's it? That's all you wrote? You're the worst writer in the whole world.
RACH: All right, you know what? This isn't funny anymore. There's something about me on that piece of paper and I want to see it.
ROSS: No, you don't.
RACH: All right, you know what, that's fine. If you guys want to be children about this, that's fine. I do not need to see it. [Rachel grabs the paper and runs across the room, reading it to herself.]
ROSS: Ok, just, just remember how crazy I am about you, ok?
MNCA: You know, that's true. You'd be a great person to have around the day after an emergency.
PHOE: What were you thinking?
MNCA: Yeah. You!
CHAN: All right, Pheebs, back me up here, ok? You believe in that karma crap, don't you?
RACH: [coldly] When somebody does not buzz you in, Ross, that means go away. That doesn't mean please climb up the fire escape.
ROSS: [reading his list] Ok, ok, number one: The way you cry at game shows. Number two: how much you love your friends. Number three: the way you play with your hair when you're nervous. Number four: how brave you are for starting your life over. Number five: how great you are with Ben.
ROSS: Number six: the way you smell.
JOEY: [opens the drapes] Hey, Ross! What are you doin'?
ROSS: Hey, Joey. You wanna open the window?
CHAN: What are you doing out there?
MNCA: Oh, you must be freezing. You know what you need? How about a nice steaming cup of hot Mockolate?
ROSS: Rach, come on, open up. Rach, come on, come on, Rach. You got to give me another chance.
RACH: No, you guys, you really don't have to go, we're done talking.
ROSS: Rach, come on, look, I know how you must feel.
RACH: [near tears] No, you don't, Ross. Imagine the worst things you think about yourself. Now, how would you feel if the one person that you trusted the most in the world not only thinks them too, but actually uses them as reasons not to be with you.
ROSS: No, but, but I wanna be with you in spite of all those things.
RACH: Oh, well, that's, that's mighty big of you, Ross. [to the others] I said don't go!
ROSS: You know what? You know what? If, things were the other way around, there's nothing you could put on a list that would ever make me not want to be with you.
JOEY: [quietly] I never know how long you're supposed to wait in this type of a situation before you can talk again, you know? [Ross stares blankly at him] Maybe a little longer.
RTST: Yeah, well, anyhoo, here is your check. [hands it to her] Thank you for all the trouble you went through. Um, listen, you didn't eat a lot of it while you were cooking, did you?
RTST: Oh, some, that's fine. Some is fine. Some is not a lot. So, it doesn't burn when you pee, does it?
ROSS: Look, can, can you do something for me?
RADIO: The next one's dedicated to Rachel from Ross. Rachel, he wants you to know he's deeply sorry for what he did and he hopes you can find it in your heart to forgive him. (With or Without You plays)
RADIO: Uh, we've just gotten a call from Rachel, and she told us what Ross did. It's pretty appalling, and Ross, if you're listening, I don't wanna play your song anymore. Why don't we devote our time to a couple that stands a chance? Avery, Michelle's sorry she hit you with her car and she hopes you two will work it out.
RTST: It's like I'm lookin' in a mirror. Anyway, they're called "fishtachios". They taste exactly like pistachios, but they're made primarily of reconstituted fish bits. Here, try one. You're not allergic to anything, are you?
Ross: Huh? Yeah, fine, invite whoever you want.
Phoebe: That would be great. Thank you.
Phoebe: All right, Ill see you downstairs then.
MONICA: No. Big deal, so you have a side of the bed, everybody has a side of the bed.
Cecilia: Well, you certainly own that room.
Rachel: (to Ross) Yes! Did you see that?
Monica: Why? (in a motherlike tone) Do you have a report due?
Rachel: I could not have done this without you.
Chandler: Yeah. Youre right. Hey I-I can do that.
Joey: But no, it's not close. You said it was in escrow? I couldn't even find it on the map.
Joey: Look, we probably should have talked to you about this before it ever happened, but..
Ross: Of course I was mad! I told you I-I hate this stuff! Okay? It-its not funny!
Joey: Well, youre amazing.
Monica: Im fine. (She goes into one of those half sneezing, half-coughing fits that you get with a bad cold or flu.)
Mr. Oberblau: I'm just saying, I have a cabin in the Adirondacks if you ever want to get away from the city, well, that'd be (pause) just nifty!
Ross: Oh well yeah, actually I was going to talk to her when you guys all came in the room.
Chandler: C'mon, I'll show you to my room. ...That sounds so weird when it's not followed by "No thanks, it's late."
Ross: Hey, uh, you can ignore that.
Joey: oh and you know what you should bring the black see-through teddy with the attached garters. (Nods)
Monica: I said we are not going to do it, okay? Sometimes you can be such a, a big baby.
Ross: You think?
Ross: Hey, youre right.
Joey: Hey, Im with you. He even asked me if I thought youd go out with him.
Phoebe: WellButNow, if-if you can achieve positronic distillation of sub-atomic particles yknow before he does, then he can come back. (They hug again.)
Ross: You know, we should just go, I’m not gonna find anything here! This stuff is ridiculous!
Chandler: (Suddenly bright) Would you like to have dinner sometime?
Joey: What-what are you guys doing here? I thought I told you not to come.
Chandler: Forgive me? You haven't been taking my calls in a week!
Monica: What are you smiling at?
Phoebe: But people that you don't know and will never see again.
Chandler: Wow! (To the sock bunny still on his hand.) You are way to young to have seen that!
Joey: Come in. Thanks for comin back, umm, okay there have been a lot of people interested in the room, but I have narrowed it down and you are one of the finalists!
Lewis: Because Im in love with you.
Monica: Rach, youre gonna come though arent you?
Rachel: What did you just say?
Ross: Oh whats the big deal?! I wasnt even invited to the ceremony, just the reception. And-and yknow what? If it makes you feel any better, Joan and I will just make an appearance and then, and then well-well leave early as a sign of protest.
Phoebe: Okay, obviously you dont know much about the U.S. government.
Chandler: Plus, you look cool.
Rachel: Oh uh-uh pal! Dont call me mommy! Its bad enough you call your own mother that. (He looks at Monica.)
Monica: Phoebe! You're sick, you shouldn't play. You should just go home, get in bed, and stay there.
Rachel: Yeah! Im gonna have a boyfriend, youre gonna have a girlfriend
Chandler: Thank you, sir.
Phoebe: Yeah, but this (makes Monica's face) isn't the face of a person who trusts a person. Ok, this (makes Monica's face) is the face of a person who, you know, doesn't trust a person.
Ross: Rach, I got a message from you.
Monica: And thats why, Im not inviting you in for a drink. (starts to leave) Bye.
Chandler: No, no, no-no-no. I smoked for years, then I quit. Right now, I can�t remember why. (to everyone:) You�re not allowed to smoke in this office. Not right?
ROSS: C'mon, what, you never think about our future?
Monica: Ill pick it up for you!
Amy: H-Hi!!(to Ross) And you are...?
Phoebe: Okay, but, well, before you say no, my friend Susanne is entering her kid and compared to Emma she's a real dog!
Monica: We didnt give you any money! (Chandler is motioning, "No!")
CHANDLER: Well, I'm going to kill you.
Ross: (after a long pause) You should go.
Joey: Hey, you dont even live here anymore! What are you doing answering my phone? I have my machine!
Phoebe: How could you not tell Mona that Rachel is living with you?
Chandler: (laughing) You did look like an idiot.
Monica: (to Ross) I can't believe you did that.
Rachel: Umm, Chandler, you do realize that those ideas are probably already in Monica's head.
Janice: So, how come you wanted to eat in tonight?
Monica: You know what, everything's gonna be okay.
Chandler: All right, fine! Fine! Why don't you pull over? I'll get out right now!
CHANDLER: Do you know me or are you just really good at this game?
Monica: I think, that if you really like this guy, you should just trust him.
Monica: You stink!
MONICA: That's ok. I'm sorry I poisoned you.
Joey: Yeah, yeah. Hey, they totally match! They look great! They look great! How you doing!
Mrs. Geller: Ahh, are you hadsome.
CHAN: Yes, yes, but did you see who she was dating?
Monica: Why do you need it?
Ross: Mon, look at yourself. You have cookie on your neck.
Chandler: You got a man who's a nanny...? You got a manny...? (Monica starts laughing, but very exaggerated. Joey realises they also should laugh and punches Ross. Now all three of them laugh, but very fake. Chandler seems happy again.)
Monica: Yeah I can! (Laughs) And dont think I dont, because I do! I mean all the time, you betcha! (Laughs.)
ROSS: Oh OK. Well then why don't you, uhh, why don't you borrow it from mom and dad? You feel guilty and tense around them already. You might as well make some money off of them.
Danny: You are! (Hits her back.)
Joey: You got it.
JOEY: Rach, these are for you.
MONICA: A salad? Really I, I could do something a little more complicated if you like.
Monica: Whoa whoa whoa! Wherere you goin?
ROSS: It's just, it's, it's me. You, you know I've only been with one woman my whole life and she turned out to be a lesbian. So now I've got myself all psyched out, you know, and it's become, like this, this thing and I. . . Well, you just must think I'm weird.
Phoebe: How do you even know a woman like that?
Ross: No, it's not a divorce, it is not a divorce! Anyway, I think Rachel and I need to, you know, get on with our lives, maybe, maybe start seeing other people.
Monica: Ah-ah-ah, now you started this, you will finish it.
Kate: (drunk) So you really think those newspapers are just jealous of me?
Phoebe: Well, youre just gonna have to try.
Roy: You know, actually that's not a bad idea. I can do it out of my apartment. I don't think my mom would mind.
Joey: I don't get it. What happened? What about everything you said under the bridge?
Rachel: Did I say I was done guessing? Okay, thank you for that. Oh wow! Whats this?
Hypnosis Tape: You are falling fast asleep. Deeper. Deeper. Deeper. You are now completely asleep. You dont need to smoke. Cigarettes dont control you. You are a strong, confident woman, who does not need to smoke. A strong, confident woman.
Chandler: (to Monica) Okay, how many of that girl are you seeing?
DR. BURKE: Hi Phoebe, nice to meet you. [Phoebe just giggles when they shake] So, how ya been?
Ross: People can hear you.
Monica: Well honestly ever since we got engaged I have been waiting for something to, to flip you out.
Rachel: Wait, what are you doing?
Joey: Great! All right. Ill see you later. (He starts to leave.)
Charlton Heston: (shocked) Youre in this picture?
Monica: Look umm, of all people, you do not want me to tell this story!
Phoebe: Well, can you dance at all?
Ross: That's nice... now, was that before or after you told him to stop calling, stop sending you flowers and to generally leave you alone, hmm?
Monica: Yes! Why, did youyou forget to make yours?
Joey: You got it! Oh-oh! (He starts patting the burned spot, which just happens to be over her breast.)