words in movies
PHOE: Ok, all right, let's hear about the kiss. Was it like, was it like a soft brush against your lips? Or was it like a, you know, a "I gotta have you now" kind of thing?
RACH: Well, at first it was really intense, you know. And then, oh, god, and then we just sort of sunk into it.
PHOE: Ok, so, ok, was he holding you? Or was his hand like on your back?
PHOE: Wow. What are you gonna use it for?
JOEY: [reading over her shoulder] Wait, here's one. Uh, would you be willing to cook naked?
JOEY: No, but if you're willing to cook naked, then you might be willing to dance naked. And then... [rubs his fingers together]
PHOE: Hey, oh, so, um...how'd you make out last night?
JOEY: You got all that from saline solution?
MNCA: We are talking about Rachel here. You and Rachel.
RACH: [to Ross] Hey, you.
ROSS: How are you?
RACH: Good. How are you?
ROSS: Hi, Julie. [nervous] Hi, Julie. Julie, um, how are you?
ROSS: [uncomfortable] Good, so everybody's here. Everybody's good. So, were you gonna play something, Phoebe?
JOEY: Hey, Julie, I didn't know you wore lenses.
RTST: No, ma'am. Well, anyhoo, we should be getting our F.D.A. approval any day now, hopefully, in time for Thanksgiving. See, the way we look at it, chocolate already dominates most of your major food-preparation holidays: Easter, Christmas, what have you.
RTST: Aren't you going to swallow that?
RTST: Well, anyhoo, um, we are looking for a couple of chefs who can create some Thanksgiving-themed recipes. You think you might be interested?
MNCA: Especially the after taste, you know, I'll tell ya, that'll last ya till Christmas.
JOEY: Ross, listen. I got two words for you. Threesome.
ROSS: I don't know. I mean, all right, I guess you can say she's a little spoiled sometimes.
JOEY: You could say that.
ROSS: And I guess, you know, sometimes, she's a little ditzy, you know. And I've seen her be a little too into her looks. Oh, and Julie and I, we have a lot in common 'cause we're both paleontologists, but Rachel's just a waitress.
CHAN: Waitress. Got it. You guys wanna play Doom? Or we could keep doing this. What else?
RACH: Oh my god, I can't believe you let me put this in my mouth.
CHAN: I'm telling you this thing won't print. Yes, I pressed that button like 100 times. You know, for a hot line you are not so hot. What? What is that in the background? Are you watching Star Trek?
JOEY: [to Ross] Hey, so how'd it go with Julie? Did you, did you break her heart?
RACH: Hey, do you guys have...[sees Ross, pauses]...hi.
RACH: [sees his coat on] Where you goin'?
ROSS: No, no, uh, it's not what you think. It's um the other thing.
ROSS: Really. It's always been you, Rach.
ROSS: I know, I know, it's, it's almost...[turns around, sees Chandler and Joey] What do you say we go take a walk, just us, not them?
RACH: Ok, he's goin' to get my coat. He's goin' to get my coat. Oh my god, you guys. I can't believe this. This is unbelievable. [notices Chandler's computer screen] What's that?
ROSS: He won't? [remembers what it is] He won't! Because, isn't that, isn't that the, the short story you were writing?
JOEY: Hey, uh, why don't you read it to her?
ROSS: That's it? That's all you wrote? You're the worst writer in the whole world.
RACH: All right, you know what? This isn't funny anymore. There's something about me on that piece of paper and I want to see it.
ROSS: No, you don't.
RACH: All right, you know what, that's fine. If you guys want to be children about this, that's fine. I do not need to see it. [Rachel grabs the paper and runs across the room, reading it to herself.]
ROSS: Ok, just, just remember how crazy I am about you, ok?
MNCA: You know, that's true. You'd be a great person to have around the day after an emergency.
PHOE: What were you thinking?
MNCA: Yeah. You!
CHAN: All right, Pheebs, back me up here, ok? You believe in that karma crap, don't you?
RACH: [coldly] When somebody does not buzz you in, Ross, that means go away. That doesn't mean please climb up the fire escape.
ROSS: [reading his list] Ok, ok, number one: The way you cry at game shows. Number two: how much you love your friends. Number three: the way you play with your hair when you're nervous. Number four: how brave you are for starting your life over. Number five: how great you are with Ben.
ROSS: Number six: the way you smell.
JOEY: [opens the drapes] Hey, Ross! What are you doin'?
ROSS: Hey, Joey. You wanna open the window?
CHAN: What are you doing out there?
MNCA: Oh, you must be freezing. You know what you need? How about a nice steaming cup of hot Mockolate?
ROSS: Rach, come on, open up. Rach, come on, come on, Rach. You got to give me another chance.
RACH: No, you guys, you really don't have to go, we're done talking.
ROSS: Rach, come on, look, I know how you must feel.
RACH: [near tears] No, you don't, Ross. Imagine the worst things you think about yourself. Now, how would you feel if the one person that you trusted the most in the world not only thinks them too, but actually uses them as reasons not to be with you.
ROSS: No, but, but I wanna be with you in spite of all those things.
RACH: Oh, well, that's, that's mighty big of you, Ross. [to the others] I said don't go!
ROSS: You know what? You know what? If, things were the other way around, there's nothing you could put on a list that would ever make me not want to be with you.
JOEY: [quietly] I never know how long you're supposed to wait in this type of a situation before you can talk again, you know? [Ross stares blankly at him] Maybe a little longer.
RTST: Yeah, well, anyhoo, here is your check. [hands it to her] Thank you for all the trouble you went through. Um, listen, you didn't eat a lot of it while you were cooking, did you?
RTST: Oh, some, that's fine. Some is fine. Some is not a lot. So, it doesn't burn when you pee, does it?
ROSS: Look, can, can you do something for me?
RADIO: The next one's dedicated to Rachel from Ross. Rachel, he wants you to know he's deeply sorry for what he did and he hopes you can find it in your heart to forgive him. (With or Without You plays)
RADIO: Uh, we've just gotten a call from Rachel, and she told us what Ross did. It's pretty appalling, and Ross, if you're listening, I don't wanna play your song anymore. Why don't we devote our time to a couple that stands a chance? Avery, Michelle's sorry she hit you with her car and she hopes you two will work it out.
RTST: It's like I'm lookin' in a mirror. Anyway, they're called "fishtachios". They taste exactly like pistachios, but they're made primarily of reconstituted fish bits. Here, try one. You're not allergic to anything, are you?
Joey: So? Who would you rather have kiss you, me or Chandler?
Janice: Whats the matter? Is something wrong? Do you have to stay?
Monica: Oh my God, what are you gonna do?!
Ross: You're right. Yours is worse. You are the king of bad Thanksgivings.
Dr. Green: You know whats really good here, the lobster. What do you say shall I just order three.
Monica: Listen umm, I've been thinking, it's not fair for me to ask you to spend all of your money on our wedding. I mean, you work, you work really hard for that.
Janice: Oh my God. You listen to me, Chandler, you listen to me. One of these times is just gonna be your last chance with me. (She runs off)
Monica: (pointing to the kitchen) Yeah you will! (Points to the bedroom) And, are you kiddin me?!
Mike: Look. Phoebe, I-I love you. Very much. But I never want to get married again.
Ross: Hey, wait! Wait-wait-wait! Joey, did you propose to her?
Monica: (sympathetic) Oh. (in a pirates voice) So you made her walk the plank? Aye, matie?
Monica: I so wanna be attracted to you.
Ross: Yes, you can, very much.
Sarah: Could you do me one favor, if its not too much trouble?
Monica: Does Ralph mumble when youre not paying attention?
Joey: Days Of Our Lives. Anyway, youre not gonna believe it! My character is coming out of his coma!!
Joey: (to the waiter) What are you still doin here?! I told you, lobster ravioli!
Emily: You didnt!
Monica: I'm still not done not wanting to talk to you.
Phoebe: Youve got to get out of here! Save yourself!
Joey: Yeah, you do!
Monica: So you hit her in the face?
Chandler: Are you serious?
Cailin: So. Howd you guys meet?
Phoebe: Of course you don't sweetie. You're brand new.
Monica: I have no idea what you just said.
Chandler: So what are you going to do?
Monica: I love you too. (They kiss)
Joey: And you don't a little good about donating the money?
Ross: So how long are you in town?
Chandler: Are you serious?
Joey: Oh no! How can she do that when she's never shown any interest in you?!?
Jeannine: Well, if you don't, I will.
Dr. Rosen: So, Monica, what do you do?
Chandler: No thank you.
Chandler: It doesnt matter because nothing beats a three and a six. That my friend is D-Cup. Okay, now much have you won so far?
MONICA: But I thought you wanted to live by yourself.
Joey: You couldnt do it?!
Phoebe: (shocked) You work with robots!!
Dr. Green: What do you need help for?
Tall Guy: No, no. Shes fair game if you ask me, sorry buddy!
Joey: Hey! You dont get a say in this!
Monica: My God, you cant even look at me! Can you?
Chandler: Okay, you guys uh, you guys pick first
Joey: Like you wouldnt believe. (they go into the apartment) Wow! This is a great place.
Monica: Yknow, no point in dragging it out. Dragging out the long process of you moving out and us not living together anymore.
Monica: Can I ask you guys a question? D'you ever think that Alan is maybe.. sometimes..
Phoebe: It's amazing! You better hurry up and fill out an application or I'm gonna beat you to it.
Ross: Look, you guys don't need me here taking up your space.
Monica: Y'know in a weird way, you have too much power. Look, youre gonna have to help me out here, cause I only have three.
MR A: Oh, no, please, I spent most of mid-morning trying to stand up. Now uh, what can I do for you, my dear?
MR. GELLER: Oh thank you.
Emily: You are mad!
Jessica Lockhart: (gasps) That was an accident! And so were you.
Chandler: Yeah, or you can do the easy thing and smoke.
RICHARD: Awww! You know that's probably why babies learn to talk, so they can tell grown ups to cut it out.
Rachel: Yeah, Phoebe youre awful!
Ross: Hey, Paulo. What are you doing here?
Monica: Thats because their nerves are probably deadened from being so stupid. But hey, y'know if you dont believe me, please, by my guest.
Richard: So, you look great.
Chandler: Would you all stop yelling in our apartment! You are ruining moving day for us!
Charlie: It's a... It's good to meet you! Thank you so much for taking the time out to show me around.
Chandler: Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! What is all this pressure?! Is this some new kind of strategy? Why dont you put down your copy of The Rules huh mantrap?!
Mr. Waltham: Will you call him?
Joey: Oh yeah? And who do you like?
Monica: When, when didhow, how did you
Dr. Green: So? Come on! Explain yourself Geller! First you get my Rachel pregnant!
Joey: Well I got stuff going on in here (Rubbing his belly) if you wanna feel.
Rachel: Yeah, and yknow what? I love them both, so why dont you just pick one and thatll be it.
Frank Jr.: Oh, I think you're right. Oh, wow. Phoebe, I don't think I can give one of them up. I mean, you know, they drive me crazy, but they're my babies.
Robert: We could write it down for you?
Chandler: But Ill tell you something. One of these days were get off of our buts and rent Die Hard again!
Ross: Thank you.
Monica: You bet your ass, Im gonna fire you! Thank you.
Rachel: (deals new hand) Boy, you really can't stand to lose, can you? Your whole face is getting red... little veins popping out on your temple...
ROSS: A tattoo? Why, why would you want to do that? [to Rachel] Hi.
Ross: Sweetie, now I pick you.
Joanna: What are you doing?
Chandler: Were you so late because you were burring this woman?
Cecilia: Well, its nice to know that you
The Salesman: You dont have, anything?
Monica: Maybe Joey doesnt have to give you the money, TV stars have assistants right?
Monica: Are you alone?
Ross: (to Rachel) Oh hey! Hey uh, you remember the necklace I gave you last year? Can I see it?
Joey: Well Ross, it seems pretty clear. I mean whats more important? What people think or how you feel, huh? Ross, you gotta follow your heart.
Rachel: You mean, you mean 30 days?
Ross: Rach, I told you, you can't call him every time any little thing comes up.
Rachel: Well, not myself, but I know other people that have. Ok, you caught me. I'm a laundry virgin.
Gunther: YOU IDIOT!!!!!
CHANDLER: No. I'm not letting you or anybody else see, ever.
Chandler: So uh, what are you in for?
CHANDLER: You know, I don't think we brought enough stuff. Did you forget to pack the baby's anvil?
Monica: What-what are you doing? Is this supposed to be funny?
Gary Collins: Welcome back to our fall telethon. Now if you've been enjoying the performance of Cirque Du Soleil, (As he is speaking, Joey and the volunteer getting into a shoving match.) and you'd like to see more of the same kind of programming, it's very simple. All you have to do (Joey is knocked down.) is call in your pledge and at that time tell the operator, one of our volunteers, what kind of programming you'd like to (Just as the volunteer sits down, Joey pulls him to the ground.)
Phoebe: Thank you!
Chandler: Are you aware that you're still talking?
Ross: Well isnt there something you can do to earn a little extra money? I mean, cant-cant you pick up, I dont know, an extra shift here?
Rachel: Y'know honey, umm, as uh, as flattered as I am that uh, you saw me first, uhh, I just, I-I don't think we should be cranking anything up.
Rachel: But Ross, its you and me!
Phoebe: Well, look, whatever happens, we’re here for you and we love you.