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Rachel: Oh Monica that was the best Thanksgiving dinner ever! I think you killed us.
Monica: Phoebe, you have to lift it and point.
Rachel: Yeah, you know what we should all do? We should play that game where everyone says one thing that they're thankful for.
Chandler: Are you aware that you're still talking?
Chandler: No-no-no! I am the king of bad Thanksgivings. You can't just swoop in here with your bad marriage and take that away from me.
Rachel: Oh, you're not gonna tell the whole story about how your parents got divorced again are you?
Mrs. Bing: Now Chandler dear, just because your father and I are getting a divorce it doesn't mean we don't love you. It just means he would rather sleep with the house-boy than me.
Ross: You're right. Yours is worse. You are the king of bad Thanksgivings.
Phoebe: Of course you don't sweetie. You're brand new.
Phoebe: Well, of course it smells really bad. You have your head up a dead animal.
Monica: Hey, did you get the turkey bastedOh my God! Oh my God! (She sees someone is stuck in the turkey.) Who is that?
Monica: What-what are you doing? Is this supposed to be funny?
(They all start thinking. Joey starts rubbing his chin, of course his chin is currently inside the turkey so he ends up rubbing the turkey. And I didn't do that joke one bit of justice. It's one of those you have to see it to get it jokes.)
Monica: Okay, I got it. Phoebe? All right, you pull. I'm gonna spread the legs as wide as I can. (Joey starts giggling.) Joey? Now is not the time!
Joey: (turning all the way around, and still not facing Chandler) Yeah, you are! (Starts dancing.) I scared you!
Chandler: (laughing) You did look like an idiot.
Monica: Look umm, of all people, you do not want me to tell this story!
Big Nosed Rachel: Well, you know that my parents are out of town and Chip was going to come over
Fat Monica: Yeah, yeah, and you were going him y'know, your flower.
Big Nosed Rachel: Okay, Monica, can you just call it sex?! It really creeps me out when you call it that! Okay, and by the way, while we're at it, a guy's thing is not called his tenderness. Believe me! (Walks into the living room and greets Monica's parents.) Hi!
Mrs. Geller: You too sweethart!
(He brought home Chandler for Thanksgiving. Chandler is sporting the very popular Flock of Seagulls haircut. Yeah, it's another you have to see it to believe it kinda thing.)
Mrs. Geller: I'm so glad you could come Chandler, we've got plenty of food so I hope you're hungry.
Mrs. Geller: Oh, well, I'm so glad you brought him here then.
Fat Monica: Umm, Chandler, if you want I can make you some macaroni and cheese for dinner.
Ross: Umm, I'm sorry Judy, I couldn't find that bowl that you and Jack were looking for.
Fat Monica: Call them mom and dad you loser!
Fat Monica: Hey Chandler! Did you like the macaroni and cheese?
Chandler: Oh yeah, it was great. You should be a chef.
Fat Monica: Oh gosh, listen if you and Chip do it tonight, promise me you'll tell me everything.
Fat Monica: I know, but y'know, this time you're gonna definitely know whether or not you did it!
Ross: All right, it's cool you can stay here. My parents won't mind.
Mrs. Geller: (holding two pies) Monica, why don't you finish off these pies? I don't have any more room left in the fridge.
Fat Monica: No. No, thank you!
Mr. Geller: Well Judy, you did it! She's finally full!
Chandler: I called you fat?! I don't even remember that!
Phoebe: Oh, I can't believe you called her fat.
Ross: I can't believe you let George Michael slap you.
Mrs. Geller: So Rachel, your mom tells me you changed your major again.
Chandler: You just, you look so different! Terrific! That dress! That body!
Ross: Oh mom! Okay, umm, her name is Carol. And she's really pretty. And smart. And uh, she's-she's on the lacrosse team and the golf team. Can you believe it? She plays for both teams!
Monica: So Chandler, I guess I'll see you at dinner.
Rachel: (entering) Oh-ho, my God! That was so awesome! You totally got him back for calling you fat! He was just drooling all over you. That must've felt so great!
Rachel: Okay, first of all, if you keep calling it that, no one's gonna ever take it. Then, second of all you're not actually gonna have sex with him! You're just gonna make him think that you are.
Rachel: Then, you will definitely get him back!
Rachel: Okay, oh, here's what you do. Just act like everything around you turns you on.
Monica: What do you mean?
Chandler: Monica, I was wondering if you can make me some of that righteous mac and cheese like last year.
Monica: Boy, I love carrots! Oh! (She picks up a bunch of them and holds them between her fingers.) Sometimes I like to put them between my fingers like this and-and hold them down here while I talk to you. (She is rubbing her hip with the carrots.) Umm, and-and-and y'know if I get really hot umm, I-I like to pick up this knife (She picks up a knife without putting the box down. She's holding the box between her cheek and shoulder) and-and umm, I-I put the cold steal against umm, (Pause) my body. (She doesn't have any exposed skin within reach of the knife, so while holding the carrots in one hand and the box between her face and shoulder, she rubs the knife on her stomach.)
Chandler: Are you all right?
Ross: Can you please not do that feet first? You know where his injury is! Severed toe, you just said it!
The Doctor: Did you bring the toe?
The Doctor: You brought a carrot.
Rachel: You brought a carrot?!
Chandler: That's why I lost my toe?! Because I called you fat?!
Chandler: Yeah, well, sorry doesnt bring back the little piggy that cried all the way home! I hate this stupid day! And everything about it! I'll see you later.
Chandler: You are so great! I love you!
Monica: You said you loved me! I can't believe this!
Monica: Yes, you did!
Monica: You love me!
ROSS: Go ahead, go ahead with the bird. Ok, do you have anything for around 200?
Mrs. Lynch: Oh my goodness! You havent heard!
Joey: Oh! I see what happened. It's because I was trying to repel you. Right? Believe me, you'd feel a lot different if I turned it on.
Joey: I didn't have to tell you that!! I'm stupider than Jane Rogers!!
Monica: All right look, if I take Chandler out of the running will you be able to focus?
Erica: So, it's Monica and Chandler. I only know you as file 0W33815-D.
Monica: Relax, she-she's gonna give in way before you do!
Phoebe: Whered you get too? We lost you after you opened up all the presents.
Ross: (turning towards him) Yes Mr. Lewis, how can I help you?
Chandler: Uh, credit card. (Reaches for it then realizes) Oh no! No-no, but I left my credit card with Joey. (To Phoebe) Okay, Ill go get it. You guard the ring.
Joey: That's great! Hey, can you cast me in it?
Dr. Leedbetter: We want you to speak to a psychiatrist.
Monica: You cried yesterday at the six o'clock news.
Monica: You broke up with a girl because she was fat?!
Ross: Hey, when did you and Susan meet Huey Lewis?
[What follows is the final set of flashbacks that feature a whole lot of lovin between Chandler and Joey. Theres no words, just hugs and even the kiss from The One With The Monkey. All of this is set to the song, Youve Really Got a Hold on Me!]
Chandler: Yeah, but how would you like it if someone told the triplets that you gave birth to them?
RACHEL: You went out with a guy in the Navy?
Monica: (overhearing that) Why don't you just go out with her!
Phoebe: Or you could teach stripping. You know, share your gift, pass the torch.
Rachel: Hey, Mon, if you were hoping to sleep with Joshua the first time tonight, which one of these would you want to be wearing. (Shes holding two frilly, lace nighties.)
Ross: (joking) I'd better not found you naked in my hotel room!
Benjamin: Anyway, I've decided to offer you the grant.
Ross: Yeah, laugh all you want but in ten minutes were gonna have younger looking skin!
Chandler: No-no-no-no, no, its a good thing. Why must we dial so speedily anyway? Why must we rush through life? Why cant we savor the precious moments? (to one of Joeys sisters) Those are some huge breasts you have.
Russell: And well need you and Rachel to testify before a judge.
Charlie: Come on, he's still in the bathroom! I'm begging you!
Ross: Yeah. Yeah, oh you loved that thing. You always had it with you. You never went anywhere without-without that coloring book.
Ross: Alright, you madcap gal. Try to imagine this. The phone bill arrives, but you don't pay it right away.
Joey: Look, I don't hate Janice, she's-she's just a lot to take, you know.
Ross: So what! I still haveNo youre probably right.
Monica: (entering from the bathroom) Hey Rach, a guy from Ralph Lauren called, you got a second interview!
Joey: Oh, it was amazing. You know how you always think you're great in bed?
Gunther: I... I know you're leaving tonight, but I just have to tell you. I love you.
Ross: Yeah and he didnt really ask for you, he asked for Chancy, I assumed he meant you.
EDDIE: Woah, woah, woah, what're, what're you talkin' about man.
RACHEL: She's right. She's right. You are no different than the rest of them.
Phoebe: Oh my God! Why would you play hide and seek with someone you know is a flight risk?!
Chandler: Yeah, actually. So, you read a file that you liked and you gave the agency the serial number and they contacted us?
Phoebe: It's a cotton swab with a bit of my saliva on it, so that if they perfect the cloning process while you are over there, you can use the DNA to create your own Pheebs!
Joey: (on machine) Hey Ross. Its Joey. Theres a hooker over here and we thought maybe youd know something about it.
Ross: It would be so cool to live across from you guys!
Gunther: Nope! I still cant believe she slept with you in the first place.
Mrs. Geller: You could kick anyones ass you want too.
Joey: Well, maybe a little. I wish you hadn't seen me throw up.
Chandler: No, you dont have to, and you cant because I live here too.
Chandler: (entering, with Phoebes book.) Here you go Phoebe! Here you go Phobo! Phewbedo! Phaybobo.
Joey: Wait a minute, you can't go to Tulsa. Maybe you forgot, but we've got tickets to the Jets game next week.
Monica: Yeah, you can hear everything through these stupid walls.
Doug: Sorry? Finally chewed my leg out of that bear trap. Hey, congratulations to you guys though!
ROSS: You know, you know, actually it's getting better. It is. It is. Let's not go. Anyone for Thcrabble?
Tom: So you work at Bloomingdale's, huh? My mom calls it Bloomies.
ROSS: Emotional hell. So, did they lend you the money yet?
Kathy: Hey. Listen, I want you to know how sorry I am
Chandler: Hey. I just, I just wanted to come over to-to say that Im sorry. Yknow? I know I acted like the biggest idiot in the world, and I can completely understand why you were so upset.
Ross: Really?! Wow! Thats-thats so nice, what are you gonna get me?
Janice: Okay, Im going to need a comforter, but did you have a hypoallergenic one because otherwise I get very nasal. (Makes some weird sound) Do you have a cat? Cause its already happening. (Makes a nasal sound) Do you hear that? (She keeps making the nasal sound.)
Phoebe: Oh no, no. I can't choose between you two! I love you both so much!
Joey: Dude, are you okay? And when are the fajitas gonna be ready?
Ross: Okay, hopefully this time mom wont boo you.
Ross: Thats the day youre gonna die? Seedarnit, Ive got shuffleboard that day.
Chandler: Thats okay Pheebs, were not having a party or anything, so you dont have to get us
Joey: Just being friendly. (He gives Monica a whats wrong with you? look and proceeds to walk behind the counter.)
Rachel: I believe you. So, it was right in the middle of a staff meeting so of course no one else wants to correct her so everyone else is calling me Raquel! By the end of the day, the mailroom guys were calling me Rocky!
Chandler: Do you think you could get through a poem?
Chandler: (To Ross) I can't believe this! What the hell were you thinking?
Ross: Whoa, whoa, whoa, ho, ho, ho, you did not win the game, the touchdown didnt count, because of the spectacularly illegal, oh and by the way savage nose breaking.
Janice: Oh, are you sure? Really? Because you know, you could make little puppets out of them, and you could use them in your theater of cruelty.
Joey: That’s it? You know, it seems all you do lately is drop the ball.
Chandler: Listen ah, Joe, I-I need to, I need to talk to you about something.
Joey: (hurrying over) Okay! Okay, youre yelling again! See that?
Phoebe: Well maybe you dont talk about your feelings back then. Maybe you just say something about yknow all the things that hes taught you. Like (They all try to think about one example and dont succeed.) Or all the things you taught him.
Phoebe: Pies, oh, we thought you said priiiize (goes to the hall and comes back with Emma's trophy in her hand). Here! (gives it to Monica).
Ross: Im trying to tell you I made you a mix tape.
Phoebe: (picks up a coin from her bra) Monica, you call it.
Phoebe: Well, who cares what your Mom thinks? So you pulled a Monica.
Phoebe: Oh well, I guess Italian isnt one of the four languages you speak.
Chloe: Relax. Its just Issacs D.J.-ing at the Philly. You should come.
Rachel: Yeah, yeah, you go talk to your friend. You tell him, "Nice try."
Joey: Yknow, Monica and Chandler are married. Ross and Rachel are having a baby. Maybe you and I should do something.
Joey: I never laughed so hardDid you see the wine come out of my nose?
Monica: Look, all were trying to say is, dont let what happened with Carol ruin what you got with Emily.
Joey: Monica and I were talking about who could kick whose ass in a fight, you or Ross?
Rachel: Well, it's a little low... pick up a little... (Ross picks it up) a little bit more... (he picks it up again) a little bit more... (he takes it off) There you go! (pause) Now throw it away!
Joey: Okay, uhh, would you rather be too wet or too dry?
Joey: Okay. (to Phoebe and Chandler) Did ah, you guys mean you plus one?
Chandler: Well lets see, there was the guy with the ferrets, thats plural. The spitter. Oh-ho, and yes, the guy that enjoyed my name so much he felt the need to make a little noise every time he said it. Nice to meet you, Chandler Bing Bing! Great apartment Chandler Bing, Bing!
Ross: So I'm a pimp huh? It's okay! Look, I know that sometimes I can be a pain in the ass, but you just have to talk to me. Tell me if something is bothering you. Okay? And for my part I will do everything I can to keep my annoying habits just (Does the 'quiet down' maneuver).
Gavin: It's OK. I know it's probably not my place but can I give you a piece of advice?
Chandler: Can't believe you guys bought that, enjoy your slow death (runs away).
Phoebe: This isn't a good deed, you just wanted to get on TV! This is totally selfish.
Joey: You know what? This is a bad idea. Forget it. Forget it, and listen, do me a favor, this conversation was between you and me.
Gene: Well, I will, because I won't be playing with you.
Ross: (on phone) Ok, ok, sweetheart, I'll see you later. Ok, bye. What? (Sits down next to Rachel) Oh, that is so sweet. No, no, ok, you hang up. Ok, ok, one, two, three. (Doesn't hang up and motions for Rachel to be quiet) Well you didn't hang up either.
Rachel: They made you head of the department!
Phoebe: That is so sweet. But don't you think it's a little too soon? I mean there's so much we don't know about each other.
Mike: Well hey, I wanna ask you about Monica's little "groomy" joke.
Chandler: So do you think uh, Joeys more charming than me?
Joey: Yeah! I'm fine! Thanks! (He starts to leave, but gets an idea and stops.) Hey Rach, how you doin'?
Chandler: You know, you always cook this meal all by yourself. Let me help this year.