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Chandler: No, we're playing this game I learned at work. You have to name all the states in six minutes.
Chandler: Now, that's a lot harder than it sounds. You always forget at least one, or in some cases... fourteen (looks over to Monica).
Ross: What? You forgot fourteen states?
Ross: Wow, how many have you got?
Chandler: Does South Oregon have a sports-team? (Joey strikes one from his list) There you go.
Monica: 'Cause you invited your assistant.
Monica: Oh! Why didn't you tell me? I made him his own individual sweet potato stuffed pumpkin.
Rachel: Well, I was going to, but then I figured, you know... you're food is so delicious and perfect, you can never have too many of those pumpkin things.
Monica: Now you think I wouldn't enjoy that, because it is so fake, (Laughs) but I still do.
Ross: You know, I hate to lecture you guys, but it's kinda disgraceful, that a group of well-educated adults and Joey can't name all the states. Did you ever see a map, or one of those round, colorful things called "a globe?" Hmm?
Chandler: Uh, Magellan? You got 46 states. (Smiles and hands Ross back his pad)
Chandler: Look Ross, if you don't know them by now, you will never know them, okay? That is the beauty of this game. It makes you want to kill yourself.
Chandler: Okay, but if you can't no dinner!
Joey: (gets up) All right. Don't look at my list, Ross, 'cause there's a lot on there that you don't have.
Monica: (entering, to Joey and Rachel) Hey, did you guys know, that your oven doesn't work?
Monica: Chandler? Can you give me a hand? (Grabs her jacket)
Phoebe: Hey you guys I'm gonna go out and take a walk.
Phoebe: Oh my god! Where are you? (Looks around.)
Rachel: (gets up and opens the door) Hi Tag! What are you doing here?
Tag: I, uh, wanted to see if your offer to spend Thanksgiving with you is still good.
Ross: Ohio!! Thank you!
Phoebe: No that's just me coughing! (Doing some weird coughing noises and the dog barks again. Phoebe comes out of the room.) Oh, good, there you are! Listen, um, I have a dog in my room.
Phoebe: Well, I'm watching it for some friends who went out of town. Wait. (She bends down, picks up the dog, and waves with one of its paws) Hello, my name is Clunkers. May I please stay with you nice people?
Monica: Chandler, if that dog's been here that long, and you haven't had a reaction, maybe you're not allergic to this dog?
Chandler: (to Joey) I have to! Okay? It's time! (Joey shrugs as if to say, "Do what you have to do") Okay, I hate dogs.
Phoebe: Are you crazy?
Ross: Are you out of your mind?
Chandler: They are needy, they are jumpy, and you can't tell what they are thinking, and that scares me a little bit.
Rachel: Wait a minute. Do you not like all dogs? I mean, not even puppies?
Tag: You don't like puppies?
Chandler: (to Tag) Okay, you are new!
Joey: Look, Chandler, I told you, never tell anyone about this dog thing. It's like Ross not likin ice cream.
Phoebe: You don't like ice cream?
Chandler: And I don't wanna say this, I don't you guys to hate me, but uh, I don't think, I can be around that dog anymore. Okay, so either the dog goes, or I go. (An awkward silence ensues.) Oh my god!!
Ross: Damn, I forgot you were here.
Rachel: Oh, wait before you guys go, can I just ask you a question?
Rachel: When a guy breaks up with his girlfriend, what is an appropriate amount of time to wait before you make a move?
Joey: All right, Rach, the big question is, does he like you? All right? Because if he doesn't like you, this is all a moo-point.
Monica: Please, don't listen to Joey, okay. Would you look at him? He-hes obviously depressed. He's away from his family; he's spending Thanksgiving with strangers. What he needs right now is for you to be his friend.
Rachel: You're right, I'm sorry. Thank you. Okay, that's what I'm gonna do.
Rachel: How are you holding up?
Rachel: So were you guys together a long time?
Rachel: Now that she broke up with you?
Tag: It's weird. I always used to assume, that I would meet someone and fall in love and be happy and all that was just a given. But lately it's like what if it's not. Do you ever have that feeling?
Rachel: No Yeah, all the time, constantly. It's terrifying. But you know that I figure it it has to work out.
Tag: You have all the answers, don't you?
Joey: (through the window) All right, he likes you back! Huh? Told ya, you should go for it!
Joey: (realizes what he said) Street noise drowned any of that out? (Rachel moves madly towards him) No, all right, I see you later, okay... (Turns away embarrassed)
Tag: What did Joey say? I like you back?
Rachel: Uh, yeah, well, see, he Joey knows, that I'm-I'm very insecure about my back and, and you're hugging me, so obviously you are not repulsed by it, yeah!
Rachel: No? (He shakes his head) All right, here's the truth um, Joey said what he said, because um, I'm attracted to you.
Rachel: Yeah, I admit it. I have a crush on you, and uh, and, and I know that's crazy because we work together, and-and nothing could ever happen, and the last thing I want to do is-is to freak you out or make you feel uncomfortable. Which is why it would be really great if you said something right about now.
Rachel: Okay, that's gonna take them a minute. Do you have anything else you wanna get off your chest?
Monica: Oh my god! Did you hear that? She said Monica! (She goes back to Clunkers again) Oooh, I can't leave her!
Phoebe: You know if you want, we can sneak the dog back in and Chandler wouldn't even know.
Phoebe: Yeah, but you kinda knew that something was going on, didn't you?
Chandler: How did you know? (Heads back into the bathroom)
Ross: Um, in Phoebe's room. You can't go in there.
Ross: No. No, no. She doesn't want to see you right now.
Ross: Because you sent away the dog!
Ross: Oh, is it? Is it? Look, when Monica and I were kids, we had a dog named Rover. And, uh, one day, my dad decides, he doesn't like dogs. So Monica and her friend Phyllis take away the dog. And that was the last time we ever saw him. Don't you see? This is just like that. Only with a few details changed.
Chandler: And that doesn't scare you? (He walks out)
Joey: Ross, you need some help?
Ross: From you? (He does a weird desperate laughter, like he's almost crying) Yes, please!
Joey: (sits down next to Ross) First of all, Utah? Dude, you can't just make stuff up!
Rachel: Yeah, ohh! Why, damnit, why did I open my mouth? (In a girlish voice) I have a crush on you; I am attracted to you. (Back to normal again) Gee, I-I know that I freaked him out
Joey: If you said it like that, you probably did, yeah.
Phoebe: Okay, but you cannot tell him... but look whose back!
Joey: You think?
Chandler: Okay, I went over to Ross' apartment to bring back Clunkers. Yknow, for you, and (Clears his throat) I left the door open and she must have gotten out and I looked everywhere, all over the apartment, including the roof, which FYI Ross, one of your neighbors, growing weed. I couldn't find him, and I am so, so, so, sorry. But I do know where we could all go ease the pain. (Points up and then over to the street)
Chandler: (to Clunkers) It is so good to see you!
Ross: Okay, maybe this is so hard, because there aren't 50 states. Let me tell you something, I have 49 states, and there are no more! I-I think, I should be able to eat something.
Chandler: It's up to you.
Rachel: Oh, hi! How are you doing?
Tag: Thanks for having me over, you guys.
Ross: Tag? Y-You're going? (Comes over to Tag) Uh we didn't, uh we didn't get the chance to talk. Uh, so, where did you say you're from again?
Ross: Ah, what good are you. (Walks back to his map dejectedly.)
Rachel: Oh, god, I know it, that I freaked you out.
Tag: No, you didn't. The only thing that freaked me out was you saying that nothing could ever happen between us.
Chandler: You got it. (Starts looking at the pad, while Ross got the turkey out of the fridge and starts to unwrap and it) You got Nevada twice.
ROSS: Go ahead, go ahead with the bird. Ok, do you have anything for around 200?
Mrs. Lynch: Oh my goodness! You havent heard!
Joey: Oh! I see what happened. It's because I was trying to repel you. Right? Believe me, you'd feel a lot different if I turned it on.
Joey: I didn't have to tell you that!! I'm stupider than Jane Rogers!!
Monica: All right look, if I take Chandler out of the running will you be able to focus?
Erica: So, it's Monica and Chandler. I only know you as file 0W33815-D.
Monica: Relax, she-she's gonna give in way before you do!
Phoebe: Whered you get too? We lost you after you opened up all the presents.
Ross: (turning towards him) Yes Mr. Lewis, how can I help you?
Chandler: Uh, credit card. (Reaches for it then realizes) Oh no! No-no, but I left my credit card with Joey. (To Phoebe) Okay, Ill go get it. You guard the ring.
Joey: That's great! Hey, can you cast me in it?
Dr. Leedbetter: We want you to speak to a psychiatrist.
Monica: You cried yesterday at the six o'clock news.
Monica: You broke up with a girl because she was fat?!
Ross: Hey, when did you and Susan meet Huey Lewis?
[What follows is the final set of flashbacks that feature a whole lot of lovin between Chandler and Joey. Theres no words, just hugs and even the kiss from The One With The Monkey. All of this is set to the song, Youve Really Got a Hold on Me!]
Chandler: Yeah, but how would you like it if someone told the triplets that you gave birth to them?
RACHEL: You went out with a guy in the Navy?
Monica: (overhearing that) Why don't you just go out with her!
Phoebe: Or you could teach stripping. You know, share your gift, pass the torch.
Rachel: Hey, Mon, if you were hoping to sleep with Joshua the first time tonight, which one of these would you want to be wearing. (Shes holding two frilly, lace nighties.)
Ross: (joking) I'd better not found you naked in my hotel room!
Benjamin: Anyway, I've decided to offer you the grant.
Ross: Yeah, laugh all you want but in ten minutes were gonna have younger looking skin!
Chandler: No-no-no-no, no, its a good thing. Why must we dial so speedily anyway? Why must we rush through life? Why cant we savor the precious moments? (to one of Joeys sisters) Those are some huge breasts you have.
Russell: And well need you and Rachel to testify before a judge.
Charlie: Come on, he's still in the bathroom! I'm begging you!
Ross: Yeah. Yeah, oh you loved that thing. You always had it with you. You never went anywhere without-without that coloring book.
Ross: Alright, you madcap gal. Try to imagine this. The phone bill arrives, but you don't pay it right away.
Joey: Look, I don't hate Janice, she's-she's just a lot to take, you know.
Ross: So what! I still haveNo youre probably right.
Monica: (entering from the bathroom) Hey Rach, a guy from Ralph Lauren called, you got a second interview!
Joey: Oh, it was amazing. You know how you always think you're great in bed?
Gunther: I... I know you're leaving tonight, but I just have to tell you. I love you.
Ross: Yeah and he didnt really ask for you, he asked for Chancy, I assumed he meant you.
EDDIE: Woah, woah, woah, what're, what're you talkin' about man.
RACHEL: She's right. She's right. You are no different than the rest of them.
Phoebe: Oh my God! Why would you play hide and seek with someone you know is a flight risk?!
Chandler: Yeah, actually. So, you read a file that you liked and you gave the agency the serial number and they contacted us?
Phoebe: It's a cotton swab with a bit of my saliva on it, so that if they perfect the cloning process while you are over there, you can use the DNA to create your own Pheebs!
Joey: (on machine) Hey Ross. Its Joey. Theres a hooker over here and we thought maybe youd know something about it.
Ross: It would be so cool to live across from you guys!
Gunther: Nope! I still cant believe she slept with you in the first place.
Mrs. Geller: You could kick anyones ass you want too.
Joey: Well, maybe a little. I wish you hadn't seen me throw up.
Chandler: No, you dont have to, and you cant because I live here too.
Chandler: (entering, with Phoebes book.) Here you go Phoebe! Here you go Phobo! Phewbedo! Phaybobo.
Joey: Wait a minute, you can't go to Tulsa. Maybe you forgot, but we've got tickets to the Jets game next week.
Monica: Yeah, you can hear everything through these stupid walls.
Doug: Sorry? Finally chewed my leg out of that bear trap. Hey, congratulations to you guys though!
ROSS: You know, you know, actually it's getting better. It is. It is. Let's not go. Anyone for Thcrabble?
Tom: So you work at Bloomingdale's, huh? My mom calls it Bloomies.
ROSS: Emotional hell. So, did they lend you the money yet?
Kathy: Hey. Listen, I want you to know how sorry I am
Chandler: Hey. I just, I just wanted to come over to-to say that Im sorry. Yknow? I know I acted like the biggest idiot in the world, and I can completely understand why you were so upset.
Ross: Really?! Wow! Thats-thats so nice, what are you gonna get me?
Janice: Okay, Im going to need a comforter, but did you have a hypoallergenic one because otherwise I get very nasal. (Makes some weird sound) Do you have a cat? Cause its already happening. (Makes a nasal sound) Do you hear that? (She keeps making the nasal sound.)
Phoebe: Oh no, no. I can't choose between you two! I love you both so much!
Joey: Dude, are you okay? And when are the fajitas gonna be ready?
Ross: Okay, hopefully this time mom wont boo you.
Ross: Thats the day youre gonna die? Seedarnit, Ive got shuffleboard that day.
Chandler: Thats okay Pheebs, were not having a party or anything, so you dont have to get us
Joey: Just being friendly. (He gives Monica a whats wrong with you? look and proceeds to walk behind the counter.)
Rachel: I believe you. So, it was right in the middle of a staff meeting so of course no one else wants to correct her so everyone else is calling me Raquel! By the end of the day, the mailroom guys were calling me Rocky!
Chandler: Do you think you could get through a poem?
Chandler: (To Ross) I can't believe this! What the hell were you thinking?
Ross: Whoa, whoa, whoa, ho, ho, ho, you did not win the game, the touchdown didnt count, because of the spectacularly illegal, oh and by the way savage nose breaking.
Janice: Oh, are you sure? Really? Because you know, you could make little puppets out of them, and you could use them in your theater of cruelty.
Joey: That’s it? You know, it seems all you do lately is drop the ball.
Chandler: Listen ah, Joe, I-I need to, I need to talk to you about something.
Joey: (hurrying over) Okay! Okay, youre yelling again! See that?
Phoebe: Well maybe you dont talk about your feelings back then. Maybe you just say something about yknow all the things that hes taught you. Like (They all try to think about one example and dont succeed.) Or all the things you taught him.
Phoebe: Pies, oh, we thought you said priiiize (goes to the hall and comes back with Emma's trophy in her hand). Here! (gives it to Monica).
Ross: Im trying to tell you I made you a mix tape.
Phoebe: (picks up a coin from her bra) Monica, you call it.
Phoebe: Well, who cares what your Mom thinks? So you pulled a Monica.
Phoebe: Oh well, I guess Italian isnt one of the four languages you speak.
Chloe: Relax. Its just Issacs D.J.-ing at the Philly. You should come.
Rachel: Yeah, yeah, you go talk to your friend. You tell him, "Nice try."
Joey: Yknow, Monica and Chandler are married. Ross and Rachel are having a baby. Maybe you and I should do something.
Joey: I never laughed so hardDid you see the wine come out of my nose?
Monica: Look, all were trying to say is, dont let what happened with Carol ruin what you got with Emily.
Joey: Monica and I were talking about who could kick whose ass in a fight, you or Ross?
Rachel: Well, it's a little low... pick up a little... (Ross picks it up) a little bit more... (he picks it up again) a little bit more... (he takes it off) There you go! (pause) Now throw it away!
Joey: Okay, uhh, would you rather be too wet or too dry?
Joey: Okay. (to Phoebe and Chandler) Did ah, you guys mean you plus one?
Chandler: Well lets see, there was the guy with the ferrets, thats plural. The spitter. Oh-ho, and yes, the guy that enjoyed my name so much he felt the need to make a little noise every time he said it. Nice to meet you, Chandler Bing Bing! Great apartment Chandler Bing, Bing!
Ross: So I'm a pimp huh? It's okay! Look, I know that sometimes I can be a pain in the ass, but you just have to talk to me. Tell me if something is bothering you. Okay? And for my part I will do everything I can to keep my annoying habits just (Does the 'quiet down' maneuver).
Gavin: It's OK. I know it's probably not my place but can I give you a piece of advice?
Chandler: Can't believe you guys bought that, enjoy your slow death (runs away).
Phoebe: This isn't a good deed, you just wanted to get on TV! This is totally selfish.
Joey: You know what? This is a bad idea. Forget it. Forget it, and listen, do me a favor, this conversation was between you and me.
Gene: Well, I will, because I won't be playing with you.
Ross: (on phone) Ok, ok, sweetheart, I'll see you later. Ok, bye. What? (Sits down next to Rachel) Oh, that is so sweet. No, no, ok, you hang up. Ok, ok, one, two, three. (Doesn't hang up and motions for Rachel to be quiet) Well you didn't hang up either.
Rachel: They made you head of the department!
Phoebe: That is so sweet. But don't you think it's a little too soon? I mean there's so much we don't know about each other.
Mike: Well hey, I wanna ask you about Monica's little "groomy" joke.
Chandler: So do you think uh, Joeys more charming than me?
Joey: Yeah! I'm fine! Thanks! (He starts to leave, but gets an idea and stops.) Hey Rach, how you doin'?
Chandler: You know, you always cook this meal all by yourself. Let me help this year.